The Open Championship

>le big smiley beard does nothing man

>1. Darren Clarke (-2)

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Drink a shot every time the commentators mention something along the lines of 'knows this course like the back of his hand'. Dead from alcohol poisoning within 2 hours.

Based

Fuck man, it's 4 52 am and i cant sleep. I think that i would stay awake and take a nap tomorrow afternoon. I'm not gonna miss Joaquin Niemann play.

Also, what a good eagle the one from that scottish man.

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Grillo's hole in one followed by McIlroy's out of bounds on his tee off was the greatest turn of emotions I've ever had.

Good morning lads. Have I missed anything?

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Lel, get fucked Rory you weirdo

>Rory

AGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAGAHAGAGAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHGAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA

what happen to rory

He is a motherfucking piece of shit and gay!

Literal boomers ITT

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It's the one thing other than the NFL that I can watch with my dad so I've taken advantage of that since I was a very young boomer I suppose.

Has fatrick teed off?

>will be won by some no personality american

>another out of bounds for rory
ahahahahahahahahah top fucking lel

Yes, Joaking Niemann will conquer Royal Portrush!

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>clarke pregamed on the driving range

What an absolute dad.

Fucking lol Rory

When does Brooks tee off?

FUCK FUCK ENGLISHMEN PIECES OR SHIT!!! THEY DIDN'T SHOW JOAQUIN NIEMANN FIRST TEE! THAT WAS FUCKING RACIST IM GONNA KILL EVERYONE. SHOW JOAKING OR I WILL FUCKING BOMB ROYAL PORTRUSH LIKE FUCKING IRA!

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So Brooks tees off in about an hour and 15 minutes and Tiger tees off grouped with Fatrick about 2 hours after that

Based and comfy

anyone here going for a comfy round later today or over the weekend?

also >rory

Looking forward to speef hitting 64 today before crumbling on saturday desu

Why is Rory so gay lol?

>Rory shoots an 8 and breaks a woman's phone on first hole

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And all will end! That fucking rat!

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why does every one hate rory

Who 1 am workout here?

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No one does irl
But he does a lot of memeworthy shit like get his ball lodged in a golf cart

a lot of irish people dislike him for some reason

He's Norn Irish
Might have something to do with that

Everyone bets on him at every major and hypes him up saying he's gonna come good again. But he inevitably cunts it every time because he's a professional fucking bottler

British media's golf coverage is 99% tiger and rory, means that people get more irate when they don't talk about anyone else.

They then take it out by hating rory instead of complaining at the journos

t. Brexile

Why is golf the only sport with shit memes?

And also because Rory is a fucking shitebag who doesn't have the mentality to win another major.

also this. he definitely has weakmind

Should've had his tour card taken off him and ripped to pieces before his eyes. Turns out it wasn't a 15 though, just a 13 instead.

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Stream pls. Pga stream doesn't work in my country

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one of the sky channels on cricfree

Now

On the tee, from USA. Brooks Cupcake.

Yeah but unfortunately he's not being shown by the Open website

He seems like a nice guy i have nothing against him but its just hilarious how hype the media gets about him, particularly with this open being in NI and him having won in Liverpool in 2014. Loads of media outlets big him up as if he's a 15 time major winner and the next messiah and that golf needs him at the top of the leaderboard which given the field depth at a links open is laughable wherever their playing.

My boy Justin 'The Hawk' Rose is going to make amends for his dogshit last two day in the USO pen by winning theTheo pen, the only true pen

That was an iron from Maccy D

I agree. Also he looks like a fucking fag when he talks.

When does eldrick tee off

1h 40m from now.

Just after 10 eastern

I'm writing this post at 8:32
How many behind you guys am I? 5?

God I want to have Brooks' babies

De Shampoo is more muscular it looks like

Yes, 5

Disagree

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Who else wants to see this guy finally win another major before it’s too late

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What the fuck went wrong

wtf /tennis/ bros how do we recover

Looks like Spaghetto Bolinari has cunted it.

I'm surprised tennis is that old. I live in Chicago, and the general tennis-watching crowd I know is mostly millennial boomers who love drinking scotch.

I hate this fucking piece of dog shit. What a worthless little fag. Stupid accent nipplehead dick.

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maybe TV viewers are counted by the person who own the house, its usually old person

based happy barn rat

spieth with a good start

S P E E F
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If he wasn't a mental midget he'd be winning everything

Wut he's like 6 feet tall

he's a MENTAL midget mate, a shithouse, a bottlejob, choke artist, a waster, a weakminded individual

idk man he dabbed on DJ in the 2015 US Open

It'll come down to Speef vs Sergio on the last day

Rory may as well pack his clubs away and head home for the weekend already.

nah those two's arse will fall out day 3
I reckon Brooks, Rose, maybe Fleetwood

Cheering on Big Dick Dustin and Big Johnson Jordan. Wouldn't mind Big Woody Woods winning either.

no big kock koepka?

Man Koepka is nearly always in the fairway. Secret to his sucess.

Meh he's won 4 majors in 3 years, would like them to be spread about a bit more. He starts winning 2+ a year and it becomes like tennis. 1 a year is fine.

>Speef
>3 under through 6

>it's a Koepka only tries during a major episode
getting tired of these

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Ded

>Tiger paired with Reed
He will not make the cut

>Rory won't even make the cut the first time the Open ever comes to NI

>Memeanari
what happened here

Give fatass a chance. He is a Masters winner after all.

That pissed me off so much. I had something like $250 riding on Ricky winning on only like a $5 bet.

Kinda don't blame him. As a fan I only care about the majors, if I was a player it'd be the same.

Man if Jordan wind we'd have 3 younh guys all on 4 majors. What a time to be a golf fan.

The absolute state of Rory

Big semen Spieth is 3 under and they never show his fucking shots.

>rory
Atrocious round, he's let the good people of Ireland down.

When can everyone stop pretending Rory is elite and a Majors threat?

For me, it's Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods.

Great par Tiger. Easy par 5 next.

>+7
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Lmfao Rory

>79

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Rory has a Brooks poster in his room and faps to it

my mistake +8 fucking hell lmao

>polite sympathetic applause for rory
They should be pelting him with cans and bottles desu.

>giant calves

>nu tiger forced to lay up on a par 5

Every single time.

>speef

RIP speef

>doucheka wins again

yawn

>missing a 3 foot putt for bogey

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Man being a Spieth fan is so bloody fustrating. He gets your hopes and just knocks them right down. Every single fucking time.

Why does Rory just rest on his laurels now?

Hahaha how can you miss 3 footers nigga just hit the ball into the hole

why can't amerisharts handle a little bit of breeze, drizzle and thick rough?

Why haven't a seen a single Speef putt? Wtf are these broadcast Jews up to?

why can't bongs handle a few drunken new yorkers yelling expletives while they tee off?

>Rickie isn't a major champion
>He still gets to fug Allison Stokke

How does he do it, lads?

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How are we doing today, fellow golf patricians?

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JUST

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FINAU BOUTTA DAB ON DEM HATERS

Were you happy for him?

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Rory always chokes in the big tournaments.

Thoughts?

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Great to see Spieth's time off with his coach has helped him.

Daddy's finally gonna win a major

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fat

>Dill Pickleson

>this terrifies the Amerishart

Stick to your soulless dyed grass and plastic sand courses

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>getting outplayed by a 60 year old
>the city of rory

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FUCK OFF KOPEKA

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The slower paced sports are ones that you grow into. Your brain will change, Zoomers, and the "shiny things moving around a lot" (i.e. basketball) aesthetic will become less appealing.

Definitely. The American record at the Open is terrible. British skill reigns supreme there, indeed :^)

You fucking suck Spieth

>+5

gg Tiger

Spieth is only 3 shots off the lead. He'll come back. I got a good feeling in my body about this.

+6*

come on speef you shithouse
birdie 18 and you're in with a chance

Tigger*

True. Growing up I despised baseball but as time goes on I get more and more drawn into the games.

Is this gonna be on tv in murica?

Yeah it's on golf channel right now m8 It'll be on NBC on Saturday and Sunday

>wods

thanks hoss

What's y'alls handicap? 10 right here. Last round shot an 80. 42 out 38 in.

15 here. Finally breaking 90 consistently.

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>internet shitting itself and stream wont load
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>the only news I've heard about this thing all day is that when they declared the tournament officially started, some lad went "yeeeeooooo" in the crowd

this is not a drill

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this, so difficult, im finding, is breaking 80. golf is a nightmare for me atm

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havent heard about rory's choke yet?

Did hear something about a quadruple bogey but honestly Rory's a wee fruit. I'd kick his cunt in sooner than I'd shake his hand. He's the type of rat that treats service staff like dogs.

YES! GOLF!
Thanks to Yea Forums i've discovered a new sport that is comfy.

He will fall off

Depends on how well Koepka plays.

RAHM
kek

By FAR the worst major

That being said...

Check out brooks just chillin on the leaderboard like hey whats up guys

>seething

Golf is the most comfy sport. Nothing is more comfy than a Masters sunday on the couch with a fried egg sandwich and a nap afterwards

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>Chokes away the Masters

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David Duval is without a doubt one of the most JUST'd athletes in the history of professional sports.

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What happened on the 7th hole?

Played the wrong ball + a couple OBs.

Ironically, he's happier now than he's ever been. When he was world #1, he was a driven autist who saw nothing but golf courses, hotel rooms, and airports. Now he's married with kids and enjoying life.

Still I must >Duv91

>14 strokes on a par 5

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Yes..is that his club of choice?

Round 2 has started

Golf's on lads. Wake up.

Tommy about to tee off. Brooks off in 15 mins.

Ryan Fox to shoot 40 on the front today, 28 on the back.

What part of Royal Portrush are you lads from?

Tiger Woods teeing off

And goes right into the grass

Why do golfers wear a glove only on one hand

Norn man here. I live 30 minutes away. Going to go up to portrush today to watch la creatura.

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Because the club makes contact only with one hand.

>tfw you literally slept on speith