Heem

which fucking one

Gay cheese

jim miller

wipe my bum with your tongue little timmy you offered but pussy out every time jordan peterson.

> are only option

Rose

It's on short notice so I assume they want to put him on 240. Maybe Gillespie? It's not Gaethje, he doesn't do short notice. Maybe he'll replace one of OAM/Tsarukyan?

I'm assuming someone's dropped out of a fight so probably Guida or Felder

go wipe

Christ, I really hope it was just one sperg samefagging.
CTE

James how did you meet Puke? It's adorable that you're Yea Forums friends. Oh, friend!

Realistically how would a strong man like Brian Shaw 6’8 400+lbs di against the heavy weight division

Based heem

projecting, have sex

If I showed up at his ranch would I be allowed to train? I got tons of heart, good cardio, and a solid chin. I could possibly the first champ for BMF Ranch

he would pick them up and put them back down

nice try you fucking ass clown shit eating thunder cunt. bear in mind throughout history you begged the french to win a war. and the brits to win every other war lol.

America owns both heem and all of the UFC. Everyone else is just a visitor/spectator.

Its discord mandrama, those spergs are only second to the spammer, report and ignore

FOR WAKANDA

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Yeah but how did you meet Lucas? Were you both stuffed into the same locker? Do you do pull each other off?

lol first mma event was started by japanese

Wow Jon really is a cutbaby

Wacoonda

Bobby Green and Krazy Horse the only real ones with the culture in mma

America would nuke you out of existence Eric. Go wipe.

This sub is only for mandrama and mirin girls retard. No one here actually talks about fights

Jon Jones would kill Ngannou

you pulled me off btw little chris weidy

based

Correct. Ngubu is a can

american pride

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america couldn't nuke a pizza unless dominoes did it for you fat ass

Okay Jimbo but how'd you meet Luckey Pookie? Same therapist?

>My girlfriend just heem'd me and forced me to have sex with her and cum inside her

Femdom isn't cool and you aren't lucky, lads.

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If as in “kill” you refer to “simulating his death” then I would respectfully disagree as Jon Jones was too scared of middleweight Thiago Santos’ power to simulate his death and therefore would be even more frightened by Francis “magumbo ooh ooh ah ah” Ngannou

what the fuck are you talking about fat ass?

this is your weirdest larp yet domingo

world wide

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wipe your butt Eric

Make a version with MMA fighters

oh come on Jimmy. Just tell us my son

hot

Tell me about Eric/Jimmy. Why does he wear the names?

as long as you do it with your tongue little timmy. face it. everyone thinks you're so pathetic they think you larp as a homosexual arse licker

*ends the zabit meme*
*ends the volkanovski meme*
*ends the holloway meme*

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He's Luke's fellow buttstuff enthusiast. They both max bench less than 30 kg.

this is about you and wiping your butt, that is it
>only if you do it with your tongue
Eric we are in two different countries. You can’t wait for me to wipe your butt for you you’re gonna have to try it yourself for once. Please buddy.

Think about your poor mom Eric.

nice try fag, gotta project. you've never been in a gym amirite little tiny tom?

Wake up Jamal.. it’s all over.

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Who do you guys think cowboy is fighting on short notice?

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refuses to wipe
every time he is asked to wipe, dodges it

He has autism yea?

Oh come on Jimalinga it's obvious you and Luke are noodle armed fairies.

Only if you let Cowboy go Brokeback Mountain on ya.

I don’t get this “joke” you guys keep posting.

you wanna wipe my butt with your tongue just admit it you closet homo?
explain why you have an obsession with wiping butts then?

The man inside Tony’s wall

tbf, you need a fairly high iq to appreciate schaubs calmedy

ok little timmy. steroids gave you a needle dick.

WW Rumble vs WW Conor

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I want you to wipe your butt, it is that simple. Your mom shouldn’t have to scrub out the skid marks every week.

For the love of god please just say “the next time I poop I will wipe”

it is so easy please just say it, quit trying to dodge this Eric

>He hasn’t watched Schaub’s standup special ‘You’d Be Surprised’ in it’s entirety, only on Showtime
Y’blockbustah

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Hell yeah brother. Love my Little Timmy. So how did you and Lukey meet?

A hydrated heartlet cutbabby vs a dehydrated heartlet cutbabby

One more run at the strap, brothers! Khabib is out and it's Cowboy vs Poirier for the interim. Khabib to fight winner at MSG in Nov. Screencap this.

>UFC 242
>short notice
based retard!

if you want my butt to be wiped that bad. do it with your tongue little timmy. we know you're a fag so go ahead. you're obsessed with wiping asses. GAY BOY

I invented name posting last thread and I would appreciate if you gave me back my meme

Lol, I wish they used trips so I could filter them

wah i had name dibs, wah wah. keep crying little timmy. you sperg

Spammy do you know anything about the fellow named Harry?

*blinks at you aggressively*

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7 weeks is not enough time for a full camp. I have inside sources, believe me or not. You'll see.

>requests another man lick his ass
>call that man gay
British logic, everyone.

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so what you are telling me that your butt is not wiped right now and will not wipe because you want me to taste your poop? weirdo.

are you sitting in it? or posting while standing?

I guess you took shitposting to a whole different level Eric

What would you like to know about him Jamal?

Tourette’s, dawg

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The British steal everything from us Americans desu. I’m happy Toilet Till got flushed.

he keeps asking to wipe my ass that makes him gay you fucking idiot

Is gay only who licks the butt buddy, you should know the drill, GAY BOY.

Name one man in the UFC who could beat Yujiro Hanma

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u and luke do a lot of gay stuff eh ??

why are you obsessed with shitty asses are you gay?

I hope you have some baby wipes to use on your bum if you’re not showering. For me it’s cucumber melon

No I asked you to wipe your butt but for some reason you keep trying to pivot away. But you know this already.

Your pjs are just getting soggier we’re not getting anywhere with this.

jamal

>i wanna use baby wipes on your bum,
i knew you liked to pole smoke gay boy

Schaub in his prime on a short notice

made this for you degenerates

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is that the secret heemcord faggot ?

I already answered this question, it is because no mother deserves to scrub out her 30 year ild son’s skid marks.

Now answer my question: are you going to wipe tomorrow?

I just want him and his heemcord trannies to be btfo eternally. You did a fantastic job with twitchy

Faggot

why are you obsessed with butt's seriously? are you a closet fag little timmy?

LOL YOU'RE GAY TOO. YOU WANNA LOOK AT MAN ASS

What do you do to overcome sadness, heem?

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we're not here to take over we're here to not take part

Stop getting heemed by life

please just wipe your butt

where do I find him. invite me

>4298541▶
> (You)
> (You)
>please just wipe your butt
YOU'RE SO GAY LITTLE TIMMY ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS BUTT'S

Quick rundown on these two hooligans? Who is winning the story?

yeah uh, im thinkin he's back

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I am not gay for wiping my butt. Most adults do it.

Just do what the guy says and wipe your ass so we can all stop talking about it

Music

ARE YOU GAY TOO? WHY ARE GAY;S OBSESSED WITH ASSES?

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Sent :^)

i can see why luke fucks u. u a bitch with balls

Bong is losing the clean underwear. Every decent poster is losing the story.

Wiping your ass doesn't make you gay, is it gay to wash your dick in the shower? You dirty euro fuck

Don't ask me to do something if you can't follow up nigger

I invented wiping ass

Wipe.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF UFC 240

9 DAYS AWAY AND ALL THESE TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE

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Discordniggers. The American (spic) is some permavirgin loser who works customer support call center basically minimum wage near la, has absolutely no friends and needs to larp a healthy mental state to get through everyday life

You guys remember Abel trujillo? This is him now feel old yet?

thesun.co.uk/sport/9522867/ex-ufc-abel-trujillo-arrest-child-pornography/

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How would you know any of that. And it's better than you being a NEET

Which fight motion had the best music and why is it 200?
youtube.com/watch?v=SqhmIGgO25E

Sorry breh I can't invite . I'm not in the secret heemcord. Maybe luke will invite you after he wipes his ass

I invented Ericposting and I unironically am not in the heemcord

LOL YOU WANNA IMAGINE YOU WANNA WASH MY DICK? YOU GAY?

Keep larping you fucking lifeless spic

Bong invented all caps calling people gay when he is upset and has soggy undies

Come join the heem discord then.

discord.gg/ZffDfff

Who are harry and luke senpai? How do you know about them

How would you know I'm a spic or that I work at a call center or that I live in LA or that I have no friends? Do you spend a lot of time here, fellow virgin?

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keep trying little timmy

Is it better than heem? Any actual fight discussion? This place is fucking terrible now.

Pipe down Swamp Ass

who does izzy lose to at middleweight after he loses to whittaker? maybe a 10 pound overweight romero or a completely natty paulo? or does he go to light heavyweight and lose to jones?

hahaha retard britbong walks around with shit smeared ass. then asks chad americans to teach him how to wipe

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It's worse
I can't say too much until I have more info on the Harry cunt

what makes him a cunt. who is luke? I know he's a bong

lol keep trying little timmy, we know you llost world war 1 and ww2

How did you find a girl into femdom? Every girl in my experience is submission as hell.

I think you'd be surprised

lets email. fuck beckys

by what metric exactly did USA lose the world wars? not that cunt you're arguing with, just curious about this hot take.

the people are dying to see marc-andré-jean-claude baguette vs kzrrzysrszrstof jotko

Their cunts for constantly trying to divide the heem community with more and more heemcords and creating false sense of importance by being Reddit teir jannies who never wipe their asses.

He has...

-grit
-tenacity
-circus du soliel tier flexibility
-over 200(!) wins in BJJ by triangle choke
-a series of very successful and influential grappling instructionals
-left leg - hospital
-right leg - cemetary
-imanari roll
-invented the 50/50 position
-deceptive power in his hands
-NEVER been heemed
-154 iq

And soon...
-UFC gold

Yeah, I'm thinking he's based.

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I invented wipe your butt posting and am glad to see so many new adopters itt

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Yeah I'm thinking wipe your ass has replaced have sex

Did you ever think that they and those who joined them got sick of the autism and shit-flinging that goes on here around the clock? What right do you have to tell them how or with whom they should spend their time? They're under no obligation to deal with your bullshit. Blaming them for migrating out of this shithole is extremely childish.

all this faggy mandrama makes that finnish autist seem like a reasonable guy.

well good thing for you spammy the finish sperg and other losers dominate heem now. enjoy it senpai

The faggot heemcord bongs are at it again

Shut the fuck up, spic

twitter.com/KevinI/status/1151722775389675520?s=19

JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

lol enjoy reading dernfag fanfics for the next 5 years, neet

well, Cuck Cerrone is finished. never seen easier free money in my life

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enjoy your call center job for eternity, spic. Maybe they let you clean the toilets

Gay Cheese almost got gadooshed by a flushed 145er.

RIP Dad Cowboy you will be almost missed

thanks neet

Here is the redpill.

Heem is only good on actual fight nights because tourists come in and dilute the autism. All the discords are literal cringe none of you guys are funny.

Go ahead and spend another 5 hours having a meltdown you pathetic fucking spic. You still live with your parents too aren’t you almost 30?

nice sources, dummy

no neet

this is the only thread on all of Yea Forums right now where this shit is happening

if you want to be irl buddies this bad go to reddit

Oh right you are 30, 30, still with your parents, basically minimum wage in a fucking call center. Yea Forums your only way to have someone talk to you for more than a minute. Spic. So cringey seeing you larp, spic

Danaher bless, may your guards forever be retained, your armbars overflowing, your chokes as tight as a nun.
youtu.be/NbpjYdcIkBk

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ok neet

Spic is just mad he has a deadend job. He’ll calm a little tomorrow before sundowning kicks in again

You’re such a little fucking loser, spic. You haven’t matured in 30 years

You'll see. Poirier vs Cowboy in Abu Dhabi.

strong neet anger

the sad thing is this is all probably one person (spammy). this place is a fucking dumpster fire. fuck using heem anymore outside of fight nights honestly

Such a little fucking spic, loser spic in the discord, loser spic at the call center, loser spic everywhere. 4 hours going on 5, loser spic

i don't understand neet

get in there lads

get a life

You’re such a stupid fucking spic, get a real job and move out of your parents basement you fucking spic piece of shit

Rich coming from you, spic

uh ok neet gimp spammy

>posters 39

Stupid fucking spic piece of shit, stop tormenting your parents

All spic continuing his 4 hour mental breakdown, spicco might’ve actually gotten laid off for being such a useless fucking spic

Gaethje vs Cowboy
news.yahoo.com/justin-gaethje-set-to-face-donald-cowboy-cerrone-on-sept-14-in-vancouver-051522817.html

Ok gimp

Edmonton btfo again

why does dana want cowboy to die

the tax man

Such a stupid worthless fucking spic. 4 hours fucking straight. All you’re good for, spic

Ok gimp

Bruce Leeroy

Such a stupid worthless fucking spic

Dana wants Cowboy to go back to being his “whenever wherever” “big name” to plaster on any main card that isn’t marketable

instagram.com/p/B0AQmjuhWRT/
instagram.com/p/B0Ber5OhYN2/
instagram.com/p/B0C4XoTBy6u/

wish i had friends bros

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Americans should unite and take over heem once and for all. We can not be divided when faced with the bongs or aussie shitposters.

lol ok spammy you can have the last word. God knows you need it and you'll be the last one haunting this general once everyone else is gone

Grow legs.

You’re such a worthless fucking spic. You literally are absolutely nothing. A minimum wage spineless, brainless fucking spic.

>Ladd
>Askren
>Cowdad
>Max
>MVP
>Till (again)
>Lee (definitively)
We're only halfway done and this year has a bumper crop of ended memes.

who's next?

You guys take heem too seriously.

I’m just here to have my picks taken and gloat when my boys win me money.

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I want to say Israel but bro not gonna lie I don’t see Bobert having that right tools

It's really just spammy trying to stir shit through multiple poster personas. The dude lives a fucking tragic life.

Spammy is my inspiration. Fuck the haters and beckies

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nobody takes heem or Yea Forums seriously other than complete mongoloids who just go back and forth and derail the the thread for everyone else

You are such a worthless lifeless fucking spic. There is not a single person that values you as anything other than a spineless fucking spic.

you take heem too seriously
you take heem too seriously

And that's why most of the good posters are on discord now. Spammy and Dernfag and the other mentally ill weirdos can't disrupt the fight talk.

Spic never leaves this fucking place. He’s an autistic mentally ill spic loser who works minimum wage jobs and blames everything other than his own dumb spic ass. Fucking lifeless spic lives here.

Shut the fuck up you retarded spic, you just spent the past 4 hours having a mental breakdown and talking about anuses you mentally ill fucking spic

>Discord
>Fight talk
That's fuckin rich m8

Gotta be on the right ones. The main heemcord is garbage obviously.

Shut the fuck up you retarded spic

Oh yea I hope Bobby takes him to school, good call

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Go back and wipe your ass too

Israel is gonna piece him up imo. Whittaker's offensive grappling won't be good enough to threaten Izzy and I don't understand how people consider Rob the better striker.

Such a fucking mentally ill spic. You are such a fucking worthless loser.

h-how many heemcords exist?

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3 main ones. The general heemcord that was linked here is one of them but it's obviously trash. Too big and no mods. The original creator gave up on it. There are two more closed invite offshoots that have never been and never will be linked here. They are extremely high quality fight talk and everyone is respectful and cool.

Are you the Italiabro that's friends with Lister? Congrats on Vettori's win.

Such a spic fucking loser. Not one fucking person anywhere respects you.

for sure dont get your face rearranged by kelvin gastelum

you're better than this my man, real men dont use dickscord

Go back to your safe space nigger

yea I didn't think Kelvin was going to touch Israel but I was wrong, in some ways he already got exposed.

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Kelvin is a very good boxer who had previously dropped everyone he's fought at MW. Izzy took two huge shots and not only survived, but had a heroic fifth round. I don't think Rob is quicker or more powerful than KG, though he's way more varied and intelligent and technical.

*Throws a one two*
*Throws a one two*
*Throws a one two*
>HE'S HURT
*clinches*

Reminder that Michael Johnson beat:
>Dustin Poirier
>Tony Ferguson
>Edson Barboza
>Andre Fili
>Grandmaster of War Arten Lobov

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Yeah that was insane. Credit to Whittaker, he'd never rest in a moment like that. I guess Kelvin was just really gassed.

who is your favourite bulgarian fighter in the ufc
for me its blagoy ivanov

For me its Alexander Volkanovski.

I want to see Ivanov/Blaydes or Ivanov/Reem. Blaydes would be very interesting though as it would force Blaga to use his world class sambo.

I want to see Ivanov actually try to knock people out, instead of point fighting.
I don't know what they told him at AKA, maybe to pace himself or something, but he is such a slow fighter now.

Today I will remind them:
youtube.com/watch?v=giR3lTjNlYU

It sounds obvious but maybe he is not the same fighter since he got stabbed and almost killed.

>heem discord run by gojira
>high quality
KEK

These are his fights AFTER he got stabbed in the heart.
And yes, I am sure it hurts his cardio, and yes, he got fatter, but he used to finish dudes.

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CORN
TO
THE
CORE

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Hmm well I don't think it's AKA at fault. They are a very aggressive camp. Maybe it is because he is facing the highest level competition now?

I mean, its heavyweight. Higher level competition means you lose more, not that you finish less. Nobody wants to see heavyweights go to decision.
I wish him good luck, and I wish he'd try some takedowns at least. Tai Tuivasa was the perfect target for them.

I never liked how this sport was marketed to me.

That's a few too many Bulgarians for my taste lad. Reminder that I'm the real OG, them other gipsies are just dead hour lurkers.

I'm The Bulg, by the way. This is just some random bulgarian.

He seems content to point fight though. He's not super aggressive. So I think he's trying to avoid damage and make one more run for the strap, brother.

Do you give him any chance against Ngannou?

>Higher level competition means you lose more, not that you finish less.
higher level competition = more competitive matches with less skill gaps = potentially unable to finish your opponent.

for some reason, this really revved me.

Don Lemon vs. Shepherd Smith in a Homo Gets The Hep. C Drugs Free Cage Match

Who wins?

which one of you is the monster chugging frail skeleton weeb with rotted teeth that posts on discord?

>higher level competition = more competitive matches with less skill gaps = potentially unable to finish your opponent.

... in any other division, yes. In heavyweight? Any bum can finish the champion in heavyweight. It all turns on a single punch. HW is so fucking random.

t. samefag

Not me, I'm the fat ex wrestler with a page on Sherdog who got cheated out of money by shady serbian promoters.

@94299284
No (You)s.

Don't be accusing the Bulge of samefagging, he's proper against that!

Make your picks.

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Damn sorry to hear that bro. Hope all is well for you these days. I assume you won't link your Sherdog page here?

so what's to stop your boy from adopting a more defensive style? let the stand and bangers punch themselves out while employing good footwork and a tight guard, and then point fight them while they're gassed to a decision?

Tell me more fren

>Damn sorry to hear that bro. Hope all is well for you these days.
Work as a web developer, and I can tell you money is much better.

>I assume you won't link your Sherdog page here?
Of course not. I don't want webms of me getting KTOd on /heem/.

Haha that's fair. Best of luck in life, my friend.

can’t sleep bros

USADA

i was the one who knocked him out
dubs and i post webm

Let the man preserve his dignity

Who shows up?

Apex Predator Championship Contender can beat any man on that given night Cerrone?

Or drunk hillbilly "absolutely no way he wins this" farmhand Cerrone?

lanklets when will they learn

The Max meme hasn't been ended and most likely won't. He's been exposed as a cutbabby and chinbabby but anyone with half a brain knew that before Poirier took him to the woodshed. He'll continue fighting midgets like Fwonkie and Alex and retire with his legacy intact.

I see value in Gaethje at any point under -300 2bh.

I disagree. I think Schaub posters are the best thing since Lankey posters so just leave

After fighting through the swarm of lanklets, this is your final battle, what do?

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The "Peak Cowboy is Unbeatable" meme is ridiculous lol. He's a great fighter and is underrated due to his activity and prominent losses, but he doesn't have the capacity to beat the very best guys. Tony, Khabib, Conor, and Dustin beat him at 155, and most of WW top 10 except for some favorable matchups beat him too.

>the very best at LW
>Conor

''Say what you want about the guy but you can't deny his standup is elite and he belongs in the top 5.''

Wew lad.

i disagree with your opinion but im not gonna call you any names

Bulgaria hours are my favorite hours.

Honestly, how awesome must it be to fight a lanklet? Unless they are a wrestler you will be able to easily beat them.
>shitty center of balance which allows them to be wrestlefucked
or
>body shot them into oblivion

>Cowboy vs a pressure fighter
>Cowboy vs a high-volume striker
oh no no no no

Askren won

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Which MW fighter should flush him in his 185 debut?

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Barbozzo or Felder

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ela mi na pilonite weeee ela 1v1 we pedaras 4e te ankle picknem

DICEY DICEY

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till will get ko'd by a flushed anderson silva, in brazil.

i would blow my nose for an easy stoppage and collect my paycheck u stiff bum

How does Jon Jones helping Whittaker help him prepare for Izzy? Jon and Izzy are 2 different fighters

No worries, b, Schweb is getting his share of sloppy kisses for sho

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Ban men's 125, 135, 145 lb divisions, if you cant fight at 155 go back to college, also ban wmma

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Now this is quality /heem/ hours.

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Tony mogs Bisping. Tony is an actual LHW contender he also the man to win LW title, WW, MW and mos likely retire Jones in brutal fashion
Tony is the ultimate life form

Based

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true, pisping is tiny compare to base tony

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BASED

Am I saying I could heem everyone ITT? No. I'm just saying that if I did, it shouldn't be a surprise.

>mfw thinking about my boy Kyoji Horigucci holding both Bellator and Rizin belts
>mfw thinking about my boy going fishing in his down time since he won

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He would tko Whittaker.

Horseface mutant

he's gonna get hit hard soon

based just bleed gods

I want Gaethje to win so we get him vs Khabib but seeing Cowboy lose sucks

>cowboy says "of course its short notice"
>its september

Gaethje's left hand looks like it has 6 fingers in this pic

Awesome

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is tony ferguson a big guy for you?

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Coward Khabeeb cuts too much weight to fight midgets 2 divisions lower than him. Based natty goat Tony will murk him.

based

very

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Why is gaythje number 5 if all he's done is beat two cans and lose to Poorieir.

all the organization has is cans and has beens

p4p most entertaining man on the mic ranking

1. connor. yes he isnt fighting anymore but lets face it: hes the reason everyone tunes into the press conference
his highlight was the toronto pressconference for the mayweather fighter. he was pretty damn funny lol

2. khalabeeb. ey dana pleez pleez tell theez guyz. coach coach coach. listen listen listen.
his broken english is funny and he says funny shit and he actually seems like a fun dude as well

instagram.com/p/B0AQmjuhWRT/

instagram.com/p/B0Ber5OhYN2/

3. tony. but t b h only bwcause his autism is funny and i know its wrong to make fun of people like that but his awkwardness makes him interesting to watch and listen to

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I'd heem anybody here while wearing my Affliction shirt.

I reckon you'd be surproised moit

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Based bantamweight Bispong almost heems natty GSP and retiers legit LHW Rockhold

1. Chael

who has /heem/ got?

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Stipe after DC rematch

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Gaycheese puts his hands in front of his face and walks him down.

>not cans of has beans
one job

the retarded one wins that matchup

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Literally nobody

Not even Joe Rogan

Not even a ghost

Joe Rogan: STOP THE FIGHT

he'll use his grappling this t-time

jon already created a game plan to flush izzy months ago when izzy ran his mouth to the GOAT. so, jones is sub-contracting the beating he was going to give to izzy to robert instead, allowing jones to move up to heavyweight even sooner.

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Dad Cowboy!

is this fully confirmed

>Tfw you make a nobody meme

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>Cowboy vs a pressure fighter
It's ogre before it even started

Sign me up, Mr. White.

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OOOOHHHHH
THIS IS IT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT

On the podcast_1: Yeah, I think it was a little bit early stopage

On the podcast_2: I actually changed my mind - this is good stopage and you earn this victory.

What the fuck roganoid

Actually I'm disgusted seeing Cerrone all the time fighting 3.678 times in a year.I hope Justin retires this clown once and for all

Veronica Macedo is a race traitor

hehehe

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fuck off with your seething retard takes

black belt in dickjitsu

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>loses first three fights
>gets a new contract

no her debut against AES doesnt count cuz it was in the bantamweight div and she didnt came from invicta.They just paid her and then put her in the flyweight division.If now she loses to Ostovich they will cut her

N

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Losing to asspee evans shit alone should get you cut

Shame, guy was an entertaining heemster. His fight with Jamie Warner is one of the best JUST BLEED fights of all time.

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she had a nice kick then she got heemed with a boob slip which is ok with me

holly shit!!!! Any update of Ben Askren condition?

200lb CTE chinlet bless

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Still smile at that blind roll, he wanted to go for his leg, but rolled in the opposite direction.

Oi Khabib, wait a second...
*clears his throat*
FUCK DAGESTANI GOATFUCKERS
FUCK ABU DHABI
FUCK ISLAM
FUCK THE MECCA
FUCK MUHAMMAD THE PEDOPHILE

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he'd probably fail the drug test

Cope harder

how bad is dustin going to get wrestlefucked?

sherdog.com/fighter/Mariusz-Pudzianowski-57308

Masvidal clearly is on another level

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They were super necessary.

>bud light octagon

Not that bad

those gloves look preposterously oversized on both of them

who should chan sung jung fight next?

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I aint mad at it

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>155
manlet detected

"wow so youre gonna call me a sand n word? real cool dustin"

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My favorite fighter would beat your favorite fighter up

my favorite fighter wins the rematch

Dustin is the best competition khabib has faced so far. Can see him doing something spectacular first round because he knows he needs to.
Probs gets wrestlefucked 95/100 times tho

my favorite fighter is me so yeah youre prob right

Fuck lads.. Cowboy is going to sleep. It wasn't supposed to end this way.

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Me a split second after Askren gets kneed:
>h-he's okay. It'll be just like the Robbie fight

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If Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone loses to Gaycheese I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion

>Friendship Cowdad!!!!

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>blacked belt

ftfy

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Sauce

Why do people hate cowboy?

hes clearly racist

Makes me like him more desu

I

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Can’t wait for Bobby knuckles to send gender bender to the shadow realm

G

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G

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GOnna have to ask you to hold it right there, sir

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hahahahh man she looks like a fuckin donkey

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might aswell start sucking now

E

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A donkey I would make my wife desu

I can't believe some of you faggots unironically listen to people like cuck thomas or jack slack and form your opinions based on what they say about things.

imagine needing an epin pundit personality to tell you what to think

R

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Never understood this family. Why waste time listen to some pc gay journo talk about sports cause he watches them like you. Listen to some thing big brained instead and learn something. You’re not impressing anyone with your eben sports takes

FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS

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Based Italian bro. I hope one day we get our own salvini and he will personally send paco back

have sex

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We all agree that joe rogan is retarded right?

Dare I say......... based?????

yes, he just cleverly surrounds himself with even bigger morons like eddie and brendan schaub so that people forgot/fail to realise how much of a retard he is

yeah but he is OUR retard

Joes only based take is he’s not fond of the trannys, vegans, or vegetarians.

Or Jay Mohr.

im 5'10 140lbs, would literally knoick any man on here out COLD.

I'm 6'10 150 lbs, you don't stand a chance.

I could heem myself before any here could heem me

I'd bait you into an overhand right

Name a single good MMA fighter
That's right, you can't

yeah hes a faggot too

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Don't forget Dillashaw and Pico.

*ahem

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Latrine ladd

"Whats a Latrine? We only shit in holes out here"

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>on a 7 fight win streak wins a UNANIMOUS victory over Romero with a BROKEN KNEE to secure the title
>nearly fucking DIES before his next fight
>Romero then MISSES WEIGHT and HEEMS Rockhold in brutal fashion
>accepts rematch against Romero, even after he MISSES WEIGHT AGAIN
>risks legacy, legitimacy, health like a warrior and faces a fucking LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT
>goes on to technically outclass Romero, gets fucking ROCKED, BREAKS HIS HAND, and STILL THROWS SAVAGE ELBOWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORM ON THE BRINK OF THE VOID
>realistically manages to secure a draw in one of the most valiant displays of heart ever seen in the UFC
>Bobby is a fucking CHAMPION fighter with a CHAMPION heart and if you disagree you can go and GET FUCKED.

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His boomer ass is finna get flossed on by Zoomersanya the Last Hokage.

>loses to Marvin Vettori

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What kind of porn does Thiago Santos watch?

Conor "gooby" McGregor

who's that?

Goobert is Goobert

1 year ago

SCARY! ASPEN LADD STRUGGLES AT THE UFC 229 WEIGH-IN youtu.be/5kVDZrxzcFg

walkout songs

youtube.com/watch?v=K3JGxj2rvAs

youtube.com/watch?v=ER_6-Z8cH4k
I only fight while on meth

Lean-to Ladd, travelers use her forehead as shelter from the elements

youtu.be/MlW7T0SUH0E
WLKOUT SNG

perfect walkout song for Krazy horse desu

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ASSpen Brapp is a fat monster

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>watching this on stream
> fight starts
>stream freezes in the exact moment Mavidal start to sprint
>No fucking way
>cames back 15 seconds later and it's all over
I mean I still watched the instant repetition but I feel like I got robbed from the moment

alexa grasso entrance

imagine trying to support that cranium

youtube.com/watch?v=_Ud1ETRmqtc
this the only choice

>steal something
>feel like you got robbed
lol

Ben wasn't supposed to acquire a fluke loss from Canvidal. He was supposed to flush the reddit meme chef, flush the winner of Edwards/RDA and get a title shot against Kamarudeen. This would have resulted din the biggest wrestlekino fight in the history of the UFC, rivaled only by a fight between Kahbib and Gillespie.

This dogshit timeline is broken.

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typical mexiCANT
amirite? *sips Coors light can

>gillespie

based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based! based!

youtube.com/watch?v=2Ca26OoyZmg
Whats this even mean?

how you view the photos on an instagram private account guys? I found a hottie mma fighter but her insta is locked

sent it to me, ill check it

>Gillespie
out of all hype trains heem chooses to worship this literal can

beating Yancy Medeiros is not impressive guys come on, you see the undefeated record and instantly lose all logic

look guys, a faggot

Basedl

Who wins the story?

CHEATER LIE DETECTOR TEST - THEY ARE WILLING TO BATTLE FOR HIS LOVE youtu.be/I9tWrFAYgEw

Juan Adams or Greg Hardy?

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you guys want mma math, here's your fucking mma math you losers

Robert Whittaker defeated Yoel Romero TWICE

Stephen Thompson KO'd Robert Whittaker in horrible fashion

Anthony Pettis KO'd Stephen Thompson in horrible fashion

Anthony Pettis lost to Max Holloway, Dustin Poirier, and Eddie Alvarez

Who defeated all three of those men? Yeah... so keep the GOAT's name out of your mouth because he destroys heem's most overrated fighter Yoel poopy pants Romero

cringe

Shut the fuck up abgul shabuldarugamodav
Based

or...... What?

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nobody, not even the fans.

/ourboy/ Hardy

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Gaycheese, also didnt he do short notice fights? Or was he just ducking Tony

Both. This is 2 months away anyway. Plenty of time

i would literally pay $60 to see nunes fight cejudo

youtube.com/watch?v=xXZF8g2FRno
32:00 on
Schaub keeping 100 on being a can his whole career

I would pay $200 to see it poorfag

I’m thinking this is based

My chin is made of titananium, you'll break your hand and get knocked out mentally by a left jab feint.

hall vs zabit fagomedfagomov would be good. it would likely end the zabeassst reddit meme but likely make him even more their boy.

I'm going with the Mexican in this one

Cowboy sends this retard back to Bellator.

Tony bless

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I didn't know caraway got cut. to be expected though. ufc hates him.

Till would likely wreck memesanya

implying you're not going to be doing that every night anyway

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never gets old

there's a high probability that dustin beats tony.

Barriault is unironically good tho. He can do work in MW

fight of the century

Russian prison fighter "fights" three dudes
Бoй Maкc Hoвoceлoв пpoтив тpoих / Этo нaдo видeть youtu.be/5lEAtCtl37A

A-at least we got a numbered event while Hongkouver just gets a fight night!

50 days until khabeastiality gets retired

Fake af

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50 days until i get to laugh at cazzies again

prison fighters can heem everyone in the ufc desu

Is this the best album in greek's history?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRo6BI_21Jo

If you knew anything about grappling you could just watch him and realize that he is incredibly skilled.

thawlts on miosic possible rapist?

How big would you estimate Whittaker's penis is based off this bulge pic. Thawlts?

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no desu this is
Aphrodite's Child - The Four Horsemen (video) youtu.be/3KCbqhJt16k

pic related Miosic after Ngannou II

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Prime Jamal heems schaub

Ill check it but do listen to that album in full sometime it's a munster.
5:35 on that album is in top 5 most beautiful moments in music for me

walkout song for sure,I'm gonna heam anyone in the arena only listening to this intro youtube.com/watch?v=Kdg4DLAPC4A

sawlid 20 cm of thick hawlgmeat

Dont like their new stuff much but first septic flesh album is without a doubt the best melodeath album of all time
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdh1M_4Wuk

i dont, khabib fan here im gay

The UFC just cut Amanda Cooper lads (the poor girl who had to fight fat bitch Mackenzie Dern at 224 after Dern came in a whole weight class overweight)

press F

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she's now unironically fat, heavier than dern, she couldn't even be bothered to get in shape for her own wedding

stop policing women's bodies

youtube.com/watch?v=OJbqplkBBv8
this is the best greek band in the history of death metal

f

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Rotting christ is black metal though and thy darkened shade is a much better greek black metal band

He didn't beat Rothwell

yes i can see her potential

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Fat chance. She was fucking horrible even by WMMA "standards"

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We lost by winning for the wrong side

I'm not into this style desu,you know better lol

Thawlts on Cruz vs Garbrant 2? I think it's THE perfect fight to make. If Dom wins the rematch he is GOAT fer sher, especially if it's by decision or submission so people can't just say he KO'd a flushed Cody

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Dern is a fat milk truck and that’s it. Absolute can

Thy darkened shade is a munster my man
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FazmCLO15ds

We already know Cody is a brainlet and is now a chinlet. He needs to retire

Punished Dom beats everyone

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now skinnier than ABCNATION

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>greek black metal
>no Necromantia yet

youtube.com/watch?v=dYU3XGGKshA

metal is dead as fuck though,yall should roll mdma and hit the techno/psy trance parties

can't wait for the vivisection i'm listening to it just to hear connor get mad at greg hardy. he so bad at picking wmma fights he picked aspen ladd last week until zane convinced him not to

I don't know why people suck off Mighty mouse so much when Dom is clearly superior. Even if you ignore Cruz vs Mighty mouse due to it being too big a weight class for MM, Cruz has fought much better competition through his career. I'm thinking he's based, autistic, and /ourguy/

No, he is not.

But necromantia is boring as fuck

no one cares about either of them

I've listened to JRE since around and abouts June 2010.

Garbrandt will be Champion again in 2020. First TJ fight was his only legit loss. In the second fight he thought it was a fluke, so he tried to stand and bang. Last fight, he underestimated his opponent, he clearly was the better fighter and would win that fight 9 times out of 10. When Cody is healthy, determined, and in the right mindstate, he is literally unbeatable.

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Dom is the manlet GOAT and it isn't close. Only loss is a guy way faster, stronger, and younger, who had been training for him specifically since he was 12. Even still he won 2 rounds

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Ladd got robbed

1. Jones
2. St Pierre
3. Silva
4. Cormier
5. Cruz

When is Thud Rose coming back? She can win the title back fer shure, b!

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TJ and Cody are the only two names that really stick out compared to TJ and he got skullfucked in one of them. Not like DJ wouldn’t have beaten TJ and Cody either

what did the whalers strip her blubber

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Yikes

Bigger than izzys egg shaped dong

You can’t actually convince me or anyone with a brain that Khabib beats Kevin Lee (on paper the best Lightweight in the world)

This is boring.

she's kind of shit. she really didn't beat tecia either time, or karolina, and still hasn't figured out tdd years after losing to carla lol

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My Mount Rushmore:
Fedor, Cruz, GSP.
No drug proven drug cheats allowed, sorry b.

>kimuras you

she improved her jitz though, if she didn’t hang on to the kimura like a white belt she would’ve been mostly fine

she KO'd the best striker in the division

she lost to 3 fighters joanna dominated she fucking stinks on ice

>Watching ugly dykes with flat as a blue ray case titties and asses with horrible form and technique impishly and boringly fight each other

Women are only good for only two rooms. The kitchen and the bedroom. Prove me wrong.

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testing

Best post in this thread

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the toilet, women are masterful pee'ers

one of them much earlier in he career, the other in the midst of her transformation, the other she won the story of, she unironically wins all the rematches. she was even winning at range against karolina before she kept walking into her clinch and infighting dont try arguing i watch more wmma than calendar, zane simon, victor rodriguez, eddie mercado, and deo combined

Joanna didnt dominate Karolina

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>Elite Muay Thai
Why do women have no coordination in striking.

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Yes she did you brainlet, stop falling for memes

if he had a brain he wouldn't even lose the first TJ fight, now after being flushed by a fucking BJJ guy i doubt he can come back

Kevin gonna make it, i have faith

guard up

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Donald is morphing into Aleks

new

Why are most MMA fans massive faggots? Between youtube, reddit, bloodyelbow, sherdog posts and the way they act at fights and press conferences... how do they look at themselves in the mirror?

Also, take synthetic testosterone.

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