/mls/ ft. /ayy/ - goodnight sweet prince edition

>jueves de futbol
FC Cincinatti vs DC United, 8:00pm EDT
Portland Timbers vs Orlando City SC, 10:00pm EDT

>viernes de futbol
LA Galaxy vs LAFC, 10:00pm EDT

>sabado de futbol
Columbus Crew vs Montreal Impact, 7:30pm EDT
Philadelphia Union vs Chicago Fire, 7:30m EDT
Toronto FC vs Houston Dynamo, 7:30pm EDT
Sporting KC vs FC Dallas, 8:30pm EDT
Colorado Rapids vs New York City FC, 9:00pm EDT
Real Salt Lake vs Minnesota Loons, 10:00pm EDT
Vancouver Whitecaps vs San Jose Earthquakes, 10:00pm EDT

>domingo de futbol
Fatlanta United vs DC United, 4:00pm EDT
FC Cincinatti vs New England Revolution, 6:00pm EDT
Orlando City SC vs New York Red Bulls, 7:30pm EDT
Seattle Sounders vs Portland Timbers, 9:30pm EDT

>MLS
MajorLeagueSoccerSoccer.com/
>Big strong muscular and ELITE USL Championship
uslsoccer.com/
>QT soccer
nwslsoccer.com/

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twitter.com/TVASports/status/1152752952614035457
youtube.com/watch?v=k5hK4HgM4Ts
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Liga MX is better
Your league sucks ass

2nd for DOOP

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>obsessed brazilian still refreshing the catalog for all USA posts
Sad!

>>QT soccer
>nwslsoccer.com/
You need to stop, dykemutt poster

cry more, incel

have sopa de macaco

SOON
O
O
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Good morning /mls/, how's your Thursday looking?

Doops da Fire in Saturday.

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APOLOGIZE

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based Zlatan exposing Garbershills with his 200 iq comments on mlels

NO NO NO
TAKE THE MONEY AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH
WE ARE GROWING
WE ARE ELITE
SHOW SOME LOYALTY

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>You said right now you are the best player in Major League Soccer. There's another player in Los Angeles, Carlos Vela. In this moment he's got 19 goals and 12 assists and his team is leading the MLS. Do you still consider yourself the best player in Major League Soccer?
>By far. Because if he’s in his prime - How old is he?
>Twenty-nine
>And he’s playing in MLS and he’s in his prime. When I was 29 where was I?

lmao blowing out CHIs and Doyles
eternally our guy

That doesn't even make sense. They're not talking about the player in MLS who has had the best career, they're talking about the best player currently.

cope, smelly chicano. Una Vela is overrated

Reminder that Schweini said a similar comment in an interview when he first arrived and mls took down that interview kek

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Ok, but you see what I'm saying, right? His argument makes no sense.
Also, you can call me a chicANO if you want, but I'm not hispanic and I don't even think Vela is the best player in MLS.

you have to go back

t. Zlatan imbrahimovic

Current GAM:TAM exchange rate (as of 12pm 18/7/19)

¥1 GAM= ₱1.36 TAM

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Fuck you bruce

FIRST TIME NOT QUALIFYING IN 23 YEARS

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hamid benched
rip in piss

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and the lineup for the literally whos

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>Cincinnati already acting stupid

the goalie for Cincinnat i actually has frosted tips lmao smdh

DC saved by the trollbar

anybody have a stream?

it's on ESPN tv so presumably one of these works: footybite.com/football/fc-cincinnati-vs-dc-united-live-stream/

i use this site
hd-streams.live/?channel=7
>nigger team in nigger city nigging out
i'm shocked

good evening loons nation

ty bros

good evening flyover pleb

you seem upset

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>DC goalkeeping

*fucks it up and is literally blind*

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how does he still have a job

>earlier today
>Altidore picks up fine for criticizing MLS refs
>hours later
>MLS chief ref makes outright insane and wrong call

That's basically every league though.

worst in the world

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>Cincinnat
>I

/copalib/ here.
Is him playing well there?
I actually liked him at Boca but he can pass the ball at the right time.

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Why is Liberalland Timbers playing so fucking dirty. And why is this ref trash? That Fernandez kicked de John and only got a red??? He damn well knew de John was behind him

why does he have a bunch of gumball machines?

he hasn't done anything special but Benny has put together a very impressive team of manlets in D.C.
he works in that team as another very efficient player, very little wasted energy or chances
that's why they are a good bet to actually win the cup this year, they should have plenty of energy as the season drags on into the winter

I meant to say yellow not red, my bad

Saturday's Doops/Fire maybe postpone due to the heat.

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>you could have stopped this
>why didn't you listen

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anyone watching los leones beating the fags?

I watched almost every sunderland game in league one. They're way better than league one refs. No comparison

Makes sense, it's hot as balls here

FUCKING GOD DAMMIT POORLANDO

Sacha Kljestian needs to fucking retire, he’s God fucking awful

wew

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Our defense is awful

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Who is this supposed to be?

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Good morning /mls/

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What happened here?

Cincy freekick, Nipples is in the wall
the ball is kicked right at Nips, he instinctively moves his arm up to his chest, elbow still tucked in, etc.

ball hits his chest and thus his upper arm, which is in what can only be described as a natural position because otherwise he would need to rip his arm out of his socket to avoid it being there (ie, pulled tightly onto his chest)
Toledo blows for a penalty, refuses to check it on VAR

in addition to that, the Cincy penalty taker stutter steps during their kicking motion, which is not allowed, but Toledo was literally distracted and about to talk to some jostling defenders when it happened

he totally lost control of it there, probably because he's 82 years old

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James harden bought part of the Houston Dynamo

PONZI'D

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So close to a bennyball

Sounds like some complete bullshit

Their media team is probably the most entertaining in the league desu

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I bet 115$ on the Galaxy/LAFC game to be 3 goals or less. How fucked am I?

Very

*passes back to you*

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Ibrahimovic scores two and lags lose 6-3

Ibrahimovic? More like IbrahimoBITCH!

LAFC have had plenty of time to warm up, get adjusted, organized

now it is time to begin stabbing LAGs fans in the parking lot

No styrofoam cooler will be left alive

That's a generous scoreline on the lags.

Accidental LAFC own goal

If there’s supporters group member out there, where can I but affordable flares that aren’t shitty Orion ones where you have to strike them

1-0 fatty efra meme goal pleeeease

yawn

I really thought that the LA Derby would have a bigger following, huh.

/mls/ goes up and down with activity, biggest buzz is around the start of the season

>tfw this will be the biggest mls derby.

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No cruzamos la frontera
La frontera nos cruzo

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"THESE ARE TWO WORLD CLASS GOAL KEEPERS"

Please kill these ESPN MLS commentators

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based cyberpunk soccer paramilitary

why are flyovers like this?

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lol
SJQ vs LAFC aka the California Clasico is the next biggest derby

>all those empty seats

Holy cringe, batman

The only good rivalry in MLS is SKC-RSL. Because they legitimately hate each other.

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oh boy, we've got some cringe tonight

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ZLATAN ZLATAN ZLATAN

this

Ranked rivalries imo:
Canadian Classique
California Clasico
Cascadia (Portland v. Seattle only)
Hudson River Derby
El Trafico
Orlando-Atlanta

Honorable mention:
Texas derby

Everyone else is insignificant or not important enough

feel like i'm going to seamlessly transition into becoming either one of these guys or an aggressive yuppie hockey dad as i grow older

imagine not watching the skysports broadcast

post british bants about the latino camo dads please

>texas over DC vs NYRB

>Canadian Classique
literally whom

says the quakes fan.

love to see some weird fascist shit on TGIF

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>Canadian Classique
you have to go back

Toronto v. Montreal, I checked to see if there was even a name for it and that’s what it was called lmao

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>baby in the 15 minute pregame thing

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Why exactly should we care about a two city rivalry. What region or whatever is this rivalry supposed to be for

Okay antifa

Literally the costa rican league is better

Antifa doesn't wear camos

WORLD CLASS GOALKEEPER

SI ERA

>tfw I want a blowout LAFC win just to see the Galaxy be emotionally broken by getting their asses kicked in 3 rivalry games in less than a month

I know, I’m making fun of the retard who thinks wearing camo is fascist

Careful, might be an ANTIFA SUPER SOLDIER

it's one of the only non-manufactured ones in the league

I'M A HOOLIGAN

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So is Toronto and Montreal, they hate each other over politics and geography. Not formed from MLS

Reason behind this?

OH FUCKING GOAT

LMAO
FUCK VELA
FUCK MLS
FUCK RETIREMENT

I B R A
B
R
A

ZLATAN!

god dammit, now thats going to be shoved down our throats for the next month

ZLATAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

everytime LAFC gets ahead, they’re gonna lose their lead like every other game. It’s already happened and bound to happen again

>laffs

supposedly the retards in camo think the rubber mats used so that no one slips on the bleacher like stairs at LAG are to make it harder for them to make noise (?)

i guess they want to stamp on the metal stairs

they're a bunch of jackass

pkk appreciation night

Atlanta - NYRB is honestly better than Atlanta - Orlando at this point.

seething Doyle
I hope SportsCenter plays the clip of Zlatan shitting on MLS for the rest of the season

>Fito Zelaya isn't even on the bench
What the fuck? Is he injuried or something, he is actually decent y'now.
Sub him in you racists cunts!

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2 Alarm fire near LAGs stadium

when will MLS ban LAFC fans???

locked in the extermination camps, amigo

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how does LAFC have so many fans? LA already has the best team in MLS history why the fuck would anyone switch to some new club

LA didn't have a team until LAFC

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i don't see any lafc fans, they must be hiding

There wouldn’t be an lafc if there wasn’t know Galaxy.

need to webm that Zlatan goal

Why would someone be a Galaxy fan over LAFC?

streamable.com/reis0

they want to support a winning team

LAFC is literally the Lakers and Dodgers of MLS

*galaxy
beside the relocation bit

zLAtan

L
M
A
O

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>all that doubt

1st

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The absolute STATE of chicanos
>shit on mlels
>shit on chicano's idol Vela
>shit on laffs in el trafico with ease
I would KILL MYSELF if I were a delusional laff chicano/zLAtan hater tee bee haytch

Mind the gap, Laffs

>MLS is not the level of Europe, to be honest. Before, I played with players either on my level or close to it. Which makes the game connect easier. Here, I am like a Ferrari among Fiats

CHARLIE CANDLES
WHO ARE YA WHO ARE YA

zlatan hatty
now fucking hold it lags

>LAFFS

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!
PLEASE I CANT TAKE NO MORE!!!!~

LAFFS SEETHING

>Chivas USA died for this

LET EM FIGHT REF

>Garber btfo
>Una Vela btfo
>mlels fiats btfo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZLATGOD

Chimpout

>When I asked Zlatan what it will take for MLS to achieve parity with Europe and South America, he responds with a question.
>“Do they want to make it?”
>“Who is ‘they’?”
>“They that control it. The owners. Do they want it to be big? I don’t so. Because you don’t make money in soccer. In Europe, I can pick two clubs that make money. The rest don’t; they do it out of passion. Here, with the sports, you make money. That’s it. And I think with all the rules you have here, you are not boosting up the soccer.”

SLAY THEM KING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAFFS Smile and Optimism gone

Can chicanos recover?

I can't believe he really called MLS and Vela shit then backed it up with a hattrick against them. The man is fucking untouchable

Zlatan single handed destroyed MLS lmoa

>Chivas USA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why is LAFC so pathetic?

They hired a Bradley

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American legend and MLS All Star Coach Bob Bradley

I wanna support MLS, but why does it feel so fucking gay?

He’s not wrong though

>local serb saves the mlels

Feel the same. I just want to watch a domestic league, not the gay bullshit that the >fans brought to it

Yeah it just feels like a forced hipster meme instead of an organic league. If the MLS can get better at creating domestic talent, I'd support the shit out of it

>shhhh no tears now

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>Ibra telling the LAFFS coach to fuck off
KEK

What did ibra say and to who?
All I heard was >go home bitch

>lafCHI

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>organic league
>in the US
pray tell what would that look like exactly?

Domestic young talent
American based traditions
American based team names instead of piggybacking off European teams (Real Salt Lake? Sporting Kansas City? Seriously?)

Not being a retirement home for washed up Euro players

I hope it was Bruce Arena's shitty kid

>Domestic young talent
Scouting could be better for sure
>American based traditions
MLS did have shootouts before
>American based team names instead of piggybacking off European teams (Real Salt Lake? Sporting Kansas City? Seriously?)
Many MLS 1.0 teams are stuck with those
But yeah things are shit, and could be better.

it was the GK coach Abdel, who also appears to have thrown in a few whining f-bombs in direct view of the camera

twitter.com/MLSist/status/1152436253591252992?s=19

MLS loyalists absolutely SEETHING tonight

He actually said that? holy fucking BASED.

>zlaCHAD riling the mlels incels into a seething rage
BASED

he literally said that MLS was a shit retirement league
he literally called out SUMafia
he literally shit on the league's poster boy

and then he scored a hattie on the best team in the league, that is run by a bunch of former SUMafia shills, on national television

what is the point of having kids if you aren't gonna use them for publicity and clicks

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kek'd

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like NISA

>here's a picture of my baby please buy deodorant
fucing LMAO

Tbf, >we are getting better in all four of those areas. Mostly the 1st and 4th ones, but the other two a little bit as well.

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Anyone with a brain doesn't care if mls is on par with uefa. What a stupid concept.

mornin' Doyle

??? Doyle would absolutely argue that they're comparable

a Doyle would say that MLS is on par with a UEFA league, and then when someone shows all the reasons why it is not, a Doyle would say he doesn't care if it is anyway

>tfw the jews literally steal your players

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antifag detected

What a night.

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this one and the Ibra first game have been the best games in MLS over the last two years

>(You)
cringe

Zlatan Was amazing, again.

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I am pro-fag though
love me some thin bois

grim lineup this afternoon lads
might just do some meth instead

>gossip says Premier League team wants Aaron Long
>it turns out to be West Ham

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rofl that some boot shit

What's with LAFC fans being the worst wannabe """ULTRAS""" in MLS anyways

Welcome back home, CJ and Fabian

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>the worst
They're not as bad as the NYC Banned for Using Smoke Bombs

MARCO MARCO MARCO

D O O P
O
O
P

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west ham is on the brink of buying a serious talent in Joelinton from Hoffenhiem (I think)

A DOOP FOR THE OL' ONION BAG

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>you now remember former future USMNT starting full back Brandon Vincent

I don't actually

>dorondo

D O O P
O
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Nice comf 2-0 win also
D O O P
O
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Anthony Fontana.

Go to a game. 90% of it is just memes, at least for my local team the overwhelming majority of fans are normal people. I mean yeah if you're gonna get triggered by seeing something with a rainbow then none of us can help you. In the end you'll realize that most of the people going to MLS games just like the sport and are happy to have a local team.

>Montreal have lost 11 games and are still 5th in the Least

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Based

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He's having a great year now after completely disappearing off the map since his debut last season. It looks like Curtin finally has some faith in him.

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Too much for a middling Hedges-tier defender like Long
>he thinks anyone would buy a Poonion jersey with his name on it
>this assblasted about a small misspelling
cringe

I demand Fito Zelaya to be in the starting XI of LAFC every week or else we'll send twice more hordes of inmigrants to the north filled with our filthiest people.

Lmao my little sawker btfo, let it die faggots nfl is almost here anyways

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Chill out man, we're all just having fun here

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who?

>nfl
stopped reading there

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lol he's gonna get Hamid'd

they will refuse to sell him until it's too late and then he will play for one season at a shit team before crawling back The MLS

>literally 1v6
>he scores
The absolute state

>twitter.com/TVASports/status/1152752952614035457
What is he saying? I don't know French.

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>bring on Bradley and Altidore
>suddenly team is better and scoring
hmmmm
makes the old clock tick

>team is better
Are we watching the same game doyle?

as we all know, when you are under the most scrutiny and criticism you have ever been, that is the moment to begin sending down irrational and unpopular orders to your subjects and underlings

always a good idea to really annoy and push away the last and most necessary base of your power

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Mike the Cuck strikes again

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>tfw you finally equalize after playing like shit for ~85' and the other team scores again in the dying seconds

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youtube.com/watch?v=k5hK4HgM4Ts

Les Impact marde.

Passion of the Pedroya.

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Wtf, why is the thumbnail like that?

>I'll see you around philly
Is that a threat?

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>some of you are alright, don't go to the next fan event with phang at the landfill

>using Spanish in your MlelS general
Big yikes soiboys

Get over it

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>lag
>scum jose relevant

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>the absolute state of this post

que?

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>any other mls city with a real derby

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Nagber and Hindman about to get exposed

>national broadcast between two of the biggest teams
>in a fancy new stadium
>this is the best quality camera they can get
WEW

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>there are three homegrown players signed within the last two years with the last names Pines, Mines, and Vines

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i don't know who geezy is and I do not care

fuck off with this nonsense where is the Sky stream

ooga booga

you absolutely know Twellman is scared of black people

>floptinez tryna do it again
based ref

Where is pooney?

Who wouldn't be scared of NlGGERS? Everyone knows that NlGGERS are feral beasts ready to kill you. This is why we should have deported all NlGGERS back to Africa and not given them American civil rights.

>Though coach Ben Olsen declined to name any specific injury concerns, he framed it as a chance for the famously hard-working and durable Designated Player to head off possible complications as the MLS season enters its stretch run.

>“There are some signs of wear and tear, some little niggling things,” Olsen told the Post's Steve Goff. “It’s just time to give him a mental and physical break. It’s that simple. It’s not something we want to push right now.

>“He has played almost every game and trains every day,” Olsen added of Rooney. “He has been grinding along and just needs a physical break.”

This is some Poe's Law right here

based and redpilled

desu the only people i know that aren't scared of gorillas work at the zoo

Cringe

uhm, sweatie?

>NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD YOU SHITLORD, WHERE IS THE ADMIN TO BAN YOU????

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Double cringe

is this photoshopped?

why does spee make fun of capos/mls so much?

it really is shit, wtf

>nagbe keeps slipping in the penalty area and losing the ball

enjoy Miami, dumb cunt

>Nagbe can't read

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oof

>oof
Go back to twitter

>that execution

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Don't have one. Not a fan of social media in general desu.

>it's a Martinez dives with no contact and gets a penalty to win 1-0 at home against better opposition game

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LMAOOOOOOOO

shit game, shit league
why can't California teams play every day?

holup what the fuck dc?

I totally forgot about that leagues cup thing

the what

All he said was "cringe," you sperg

the most important tournament in North America, friend

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>fatlanta 2, DC poonited 0
Two fraud teams, I guess someone had to win

>pooney

Fontana is just my guy because he's from the same state as me, but its always nice to see any of the homegrowns score a goal.

I remember when I was 18 and used to sperg out on Yea Forums, sometimes I miss those days, but then I realize I'd rather be a semi-normal adult

Cool blogpost nigger

>I remember when I was 18 and used to sperg out on Yea Forums, sometimes I miss those days, but then I realize I'd rather be a semi-normal adult

>poorlando

on my knees literally begging for 2 more goals in the orland match, please

i need money for my tacos this week

>poo-rtland

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you now remember the pulisic of the 2000s

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>poor-tland
because we have 10 homeless heron addicts under every bush
>poo-rtland
because we have 150 pajeets per capita

but really you could just call us antifaland because you might get the back of your head caved in with a bike-lock because you look like a normal heterosexual

Cry more, cishetfag

Why does Ruidiaz look like a lesbian woman

nothing to cry about, just letting everyone know the risks of visiting portland, i live in the suburbs until i can move and will never go through that tunnel by choice

woah i love Portland now

How old is Brad Smith now? lol

I rate cocaine

who doesn't

*tick*
*tock*

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Welcome to sporting KC Bale | goals | dribbles | penalties 2019

i don't. khat is where it's at.

why do mls teams give themselves retarded europoor tier names like orlando city like nigga just call yourselves orlando you fucking faggots

mls games are a weekly gay pride parade

Portland Seattle game ended on a high note.

>perf

occasional reminder that Timbers are the good guys and if you feel any sympathy towards Seattle you suck

Tacky.
And rude.

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damn, user was right

Welcome back bruce

>Please get some respect for the game and the city you’re in. #Tacky #andrude

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they need to tell the people that don't know, that orlando is indeed a city.

Another week has gone by, and the Philadelphia Union are still first in the East and second in the Supporters Shield standings. What do you have to say about this, /mls/?

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>Yea Forums is making fun of us again

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Is this man a fraud?

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>the American shrek
>the disembowler of double cheeseburgers
>the cretin of CONCACAF

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How has he been this season?

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>the jowler of Jamaica
>the butcher of bacon
>the flambayer of Franks

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Not good enough to justify his whining over not being bought by a European team.

So he probably would've flopped at Hamburg?

>Chicago Fire Soccer Club Acquires Defender Jonathan Bornstein
>July 22, 2019

>2019
>Acquire Jonathan Bornstein

>the gutter of gluten
>the king of KFC
>the mauler of meat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>crapids

Conor "big shiny fucking dome" Casey is elite, things are looking up.

>MLS embarrassed Champions League
>"It's because we are in pre-season" (Week 2 regular season)

>MLS gets embarrassed in Leagues Cup
>"It's because we are tired" (middle of the regular season)

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Only MLS matters.

USL*

No one r8s league cup

this^^^^

*forces you to rate Leagues Cup*

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twitter.com/SoccerCooligans/status/1153472755305783300

he has the jerseyest accent i've ever heard. it's a wonder he played for italy.

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Good, has potential but not quite there yet. Also he's been playing for almost 2 years straight he needs an offseason

if you dont still have lingering hate for Rossi, you are too young to post here

>Cesar Sayoc, the fanatical Donald Trump fan who mailed pipe bombs to the president’s political opponents was fueled in part by Trump’s attacks on his political opponents, his attorneys told a federal court on Monday.
>Sayoc, his lawyers wrote, “began watching Fox News religiously at the gym, planning his morning workout to coincide with Fox and Friends and his evenings to dovetail with Hannity.”
>Sayoc’s attorneys wrote that their client was pushed to the margins of society, "By 2018, he was living alone in a decrepit and cramped van that had been his home for more than a decade. A typical day saw Mr. Sayoc waking up in his van, showering at the gym, and cooking crockpot meals while inside the DJ booth of a strip club before heading off to his second job delivering pizza. As he grew older and more isolated, excessive steroid use increased his feelings of anxiety and paranoia. In this darkness, Mr. Sayoc found light in Donald J. Trump.”

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Why do people give this fraud so much attention? He hasn't been a good player in a long time. We have far better prospects than Rossi today. It was his choice to larp as a spaghetti farmer so let him be.

fit, not even once.

>By 2018, he was living alone
>a typical day saw Mr. Sayoc waking up in showering at the gym
>before heading off to his second job delivering pizza.
>As he grew older and more isolated,

our guy

>In this darkness, Mr. Sayoc found light in supporting local American soccer
Ftfy. Based and redpilled, btw.

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Do you think not making it to the World Cup pushed him over the edge?

no, an intelligent Trump supporter like him would have recognized that SUM was crashing the federation when they undermined Klinsmann and he would have been able to recognize that an Arena team was incapable of winning

>intelligent Trump supporter
user, I...

>intelligent Trump supporter

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>when the Pyramid Scheme is about to collapse

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Business idea

Take the NT’s pay and put it all into making deuce and Donovan young again

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Back to tumblr, tranny

cry more lol go back to r/the_don

who says SUM isn't loyal to their shills?

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>Vegas getting Leagues Cup test run
>St. Louis getting USMNT vs Uruguay
>Charlotte franchise already has shirt sponsors

lmao
>My Little Sacramento

if The East has Charlotte, Nashville, Miami, then they are putting St. Louis in the West? stupid, Western teams have to travel so far as it is, every team is going to have to fly to Texas a dozen times, and to the Mississippi River four or so times

then one team in the West to round out expansion at 30 (for now)

The western US was a mistake. We should have just stopped expanding at the Mississippi and let the natives and nature keep the rest.

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Delete this

Yah, who needs all that farmland and sea access

>holding leagues cup while its 114 in Vegas and another heat wave is coming

Very smart, Don

if that cunt Sutter could have kept his mouth shut, California+Nevada+Arizona (aka The Holy Alliance) would have stayed independent

the final is on September, so the average temp will only be about 90° at night

Nevada is a shithole only notable for “that place where they filmed Reno 911” and las vegas

but think of all that Silver

also, imagine what a based bullet train system would exist if We weren't held back by the vile Big Auto. Reno/Tahoe only three hours away from any place

>no Leagues Cup thread
oh no no no

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lmao the CHIs and mexicunts over in /ligamx/ are actually watching it
Garber knows what he's doing, he's got these jumping beans right where he wants em

1 MLS team down, 3 to go

PLEASE WATCH OUR FUCKING LEAGUE

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>doylefag claiming "we dun carrrrr"
>gets BTFO while his My Little Sawkeroo team is in midseason form
>by fucking Cruz Azul
kek
KEK
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>shitcago dumpster fire B team
Itsfuckingnothing.jpg

>nuuuuuuuuuuu w-we nut trying at all! w-wait until Atlanta United Football Soccer Club or Seattle Sounders A++ team plays!
kek
KEK

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>twellman talking about his "eyetest" again

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>the stat virgin
>the Chad eyetest

better than him crying about puto chants

Using the eyetest to determine whether efrain alvarez is fat or not today >>>

he is a little chubbo

2 MLS team down, 2 to go

>That chant drives me nuts!

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>le 22 year old African man

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>xOLOL

>Losing to a reserve team

lmao
>celebrating this shit
smdh
yikes from me fäm

How is it that literally the only people that care about this tournament are chicanos?

lol just checked and it's worse than I expected

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>You know remember Oscar Pareja

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>you now remember Camilo

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There was a game today?

Angels vs Dodgers
rip in piece Skaggs

wait how the fuck is he still playing

he is the coach for the crapids

Are we getting actual MLS games any time soon?

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Based Doyle triggering the chicanos

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seeing as how people think usa should be top 10 and hate bruce arena and badmouth landon, that is literally 90% of the people who currently care to talk about the us in 2019

how cringeworthy is doyle's reddit-style trolling though? seeing as how most people in the "space" are reddit-tier as well it goes down as "master trolling"... what are you gonna do except ignore this whole "community" to keep your sanity huh

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>galaxy win

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Fuck you doyle
Fuck you Don

Don't get your panties in a bunch, user

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i've literally never heard canadian classique. most people call it the 401 or st. lawrence derby

how bout youz go classIQUE my fuckin balls

Threadly reminder that USL is elite and MLS is for brainlets

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which MLS/USL team is inevitably going to embarrass themselves tonight against the mighty CPL?

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August 7th and 14th we are ALL Ottawa fans

Hi Bruce

For me, it's the (((Halifax Wanderers)))

BASED

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does anyone actually care about the >leagues cup?
its obviously just a blatant cash grab right?

it's fucking dumb

just jelly cause your team aint in it lmao

my team is tho, i'm not happy bout it.

Ottawa and Calgary are officially >our guys

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>pooston gonna blow this

>TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES >TORRES

>mid-season friendlies

>dirty camera lens

>Calgary
It's Cavalry you fucking casual.

I refuse to acknowledge the cringy CPL names. Calvary FC is shit. Calgary Cavalry FC is based.

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>Hamilton Forge FC

care to explain /mls/?

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More like Shitecaps lol

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Laugh at W*itecaps thread


Hahahahahahhahahaah

kill me

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>mid-season friendlies

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>hwang

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El gatoANO jajajajajajajajaja

so the Leagues Cup was just a fancy way to basically get a LigaMX game played in the US?

season's over

garber will pass over us again

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>Forge Football Club, commonly referred to as Forge FC or simply Forge, is a Canadian professional soccer club based in Hamilton, Ontario. The club competes in the Canadian Premier League in the inaugural 2019 season and plays its home games at Tim Hortons Field.[2]

CanPL > MLS confirmed

so Club America will play in Atlanta on August 14th and then again somewhere else in the US on the 20th

Groupo Televisa owns Club America. Televisa and SUM share a number of executives who have worked for both companies and they currently have deals with each other

say hello to your 2026 North American Major League Soccer champions

>doyle's cat escapes his sex dungeon and tries to get help from mls

kek
it does kinda look like Doyle's rape cat

GOTTA GO FAST

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that first one is a nice shot

youtube.com/watch?v=LGbsT3Wo2Zg&t=1m10s

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>CanPL

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>play A team
>go to penalties against MLS C team
What did Tijuana and Club America mean by this?

>losing penalty shootout at home

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I hope you’re ready for 5 more years of berhalter

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What would be my ideal team in Major League Soccer?
I search
> team that is the most popular and important of all your city or state
> Team that is very successful
> Very winning team
> Team that is the only major professional champion of his entire city or state.
> Team with a very good and excellent fan base
> Team that has the highest attendance in its entire city
> Team that is in a city where any NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL team is always bullshit and without championships (or where there is nothing from NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL)

Guadalupe FC

Glad to see you’re stepping up your game Fernando.

For you, it's El Tree

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>October Olympic qualifying coming up
>Gregggg is absolutely going to call up Pulisic and Adams and McKennie to the full team instead of the U-23s
>just so that he can win against Cuba and Canada
>mfw

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LAFC have purchased Uruguay U-20s star Brian Rodriguez from C.A. Penarol

>Full name: Paul Brian Rodríguez Bravo
>DoB: 20 May 2000
>Height: 1.74 m (5 ft 9 in)
>Playing position: Winger

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*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

WE’RE HERE
WE’RE QUEER
WE’RE KEEPING AUSTIN WEIRD

Puli and mckennie could be good as subs

If my fears are true and puli just rides the bench at chel$ea, any playing time is good time

>Puli and mckennie
they should be leading the U-23s into the Olympics, not playing in friendlies with the senior team

This, we haven't been in the Olympics since 2008

>Olympics? No money in it!
>Now Nations League, there's a winning investment. Think of how many Chicanos we can bring in!

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Chicanos wouldnt root for burger kids, Don

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Don literally makes money every time "el Tri" plays on US soil
he wants USMNT vs Mexico friendlies every possible opportunity (which is why USMNT play Mexico in September in New York)

wHy dOEs MLs GeT buLLiEd bY LiGAmX???

playing mexico again isnt necessarily bad

theyre the only competition we have to skirmish against besides costa rica and (lol) Canada

I mean, >we have big guys too

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DISCO PARTY
>bab bwadly's team of thugs gets busted again
but only "undisclosed" fines for SUM's BFF

fuck thats so fucking funny everytime

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>fining some healthy post-derby banter

fuck SUMmafia

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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No one gives a shit about Olympic soccer

let's finish this thread off with a little bit of shitposting

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Um, excuse me, but Da Loons and Doop are the Good Guys of MLS.

chart says otherwise dum dum

final category should just be
>resv

Goodnight, /mls/

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needs Sac in /our guys/ tier

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WE'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING YOU ASKED FOR

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loser's mentality
you need to go back

Good morning Doyle

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odd choice photo for an official account

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>tfw no qt Mongolian soccer loving gf

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colorado should go in the >they exist? tier

Rpaids fans are alright, and they get good crowds
they're fans just don't travel and most of them are families, the rest are doing healthy things instead of posting on 4chin or Twitter

FC Cincinatt I are finally hiring a head coach: a Dutch manager (red flag) who have never coached outside the Lowlands (red flag) who last coached in 2017 (red flag) who has only ever attained 6th place in any league (etc) and who has a 35% win ratio (etc)

new and check em