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>tfw took the lads training roids and now they cant gayganpress and refball their way to a league title

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Don’t make fun of people going bald man. One day that shits going to happen to you and it won’t be very funny anymore

>Don’t make fun of people going bald man
I don't make fun of bald people, I make fun of men going bald desperately trying to hold onto their hair when they could just gracefully bald and embrace it like Zidane.

Also, Liverpoo is and will always be a detestable club of subhuman undesirables and IRA loving scouse scum

>roids
You know, Milner has been playing top flight football since he was 16 and yet he still presses and outruns everyone at 33. Starting to think Flopp found a good "doctor" to hide their PEDs in their blood and urine.

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baste

Its already happening to me with thinning of my crown and yet I can still somewhat hide most of it. Im gonna shave it all off once I reach the point of no return since theres no way Im gonna do those jewish drugs like finasteride and minoxidil which are health risks.

Klipp already had hair replacement surgery.

What's wrong with balding?

Balding is a sight of high testosterone. I have plenty of hair, but lack of facial hair and bitch tits.

Bro he's like 55 and still has a pretty good set of hair why would he shave that off

t hairlet

It looks ugly

jast a proppa muscley la

>living past baldness
lmao
just kys already chromium

hes just like me

So the fuck what? It's not like you're having sex anyway

t. balding incel

Why are American men so obsessed with hair loss, and yet don’t flinch at the fact they lost half the nerve endings in their penises?
Seems like they’ve got the wrong priorities.

t. hairlet

He's not balding for the first time, he can take it.

His "hair" is fake. Hair plugs

the real bald fraud

>balding is weird amongst the northerners
Here if you arent balding and greying by 30 you are an alien.

Also weird If you're not fucking your cousin by her 8th birthday, right, Izem?

fag

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you are thinking of a nation 4000 miles to the east.

>balding
>bad

State of that pic. Are you gonna go Jesse Ventura and grow a rat ponytail from the back of your head?

he'll just get another wig

t. played gta v and thought Trevor was cool when r* wanted you to be repulsed by his dishevelled crazed look and pity him

Same here, but my hair is thinning

Based: Don’t make fun of people going bald man.
Redpilled: One day that shits going to happen to you and it won’t be very funny anymore

Similar boat. Can feel and slightly see the thinning but won't be evident to others for a few more years. Haven't decided if I really wanna go down the finasteride/minoxidil path. What are the health risks? I also don't wanna pay for something so superficial. Probably rather embrace it

he had a transplant already
cope

Not him but fin has been scrutinized for causing serious prostate issues (since fin is propecia and is used to shrink the prostate) and ED while minoxidil/rogain is just a watered down heart medicine and over a long period of time can affect cardiovascular health.

woman-tier thread
we shouldnt make fun of our bros going bald

Well no. It's a sign of high dihydrotestosterone (DHT), which is a byproduct of testosterone. You can have high testosterone all your life and never go bald. Yet you can have low T and if your body is prone/sensitive to DHT, you will go bald. I'm slightly balding myself. People who justify it by saying that it means they have high testosterone are just plain wrong and/or are using as a cope. Embrace it and suck it up, bucko.

>scum

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Making fun of bald people (50% of men above 40) is gay or atleast makes you look as a fruitloop, so dont.

Also forgot to mention:
Lack of facial hair and gynecomastia (bitch tits) are indicators that you actually have low testosterone levels. Look it up.

Based analyst

I don't really know what to make of your picture, especially the "Chad embrace".

Thanks friend

Hearing all this shit makes me wonder, like shit man it's just hair, I don't wanna fuck up my life or at least risk fucking it up because of something so superficial. I can't believe balding is a thing though, what's the evolutionary purpose of it? Don't give me the high testosterone BS, I already debunked that in this thread

>24
>still no sign of balding

At what age do I know I've made it and won't bald?

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>initially read this as 50% of men above 40 are gay
Kek

maybe a byproduct of another genetic mutation that was very successful in evolutionary terms

Are you telling me a 52 year old man is balding? Shocking!

You dont. 99% of men bald. Guardiola lost his hair in his mid 30s. Mourinho made fun of Guardiola for being bald and yet you can clearly see signs of hairline recession on Mourinho. Some men bald in their early 20s. Others dont bald until they hit 35.

his hair is fake, like his teeth and his personality

I noticed mine around 25. I'd say if you can get to ~30 years old without any obvious signs, then you should be good

it signals agin

A lot of aging involves looking uglier because our dna degrades and sometimes we even become infertile.
Why would nature maintain the beauty of individuals who now make shittier offspring?
That's why women start to look nasty when they become too old to bear kids safely or at all

generally the landmarks are at 30 and 50

*aging

Hmmm, interesting, Hans. But would that would mean that the original mutation (that eventually caused balding) would still be traceable? Wouldn't we be able to analyze our DNA to understand the origin?

thoughts?

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Oh I actually remember reading this a while ago. It 100% does make sense in that regard. However, why would some men in their prime (about 20-25) go bald as well? They are in the best physical years of their life and incredibly fertile. So there has to be other reasons as well. There are some beautiful genetic beasts who are physically perfect besides the fact that they're bald.

Is it fake or a transplant?

It's a wig

how could any player take Conte seriously? I bet they made so many jokes behind his back

transplant

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I disagree here, hairloss clearly is a genetic mistake, hair should stay on the head no matter the age otherwise women would go bald like men too. hair on the head is very protective and as such hairloss isn't logical. a lot of bad genetic traits are among humans, bad eye sights also the the big toe being shorter than the other toes is also a genetical mistake that get passed on

I have no clue desu I was just shitting from my mouth

It seems a lot of you guys don't actually understand what causes men to go bald. Yes it's related to testosterone, specifically DHT, but the bigger issue is hair sensativity. If all your hair is immune to DHT it won't fall out while if you have hair that is sensitive to it, you'll see hairloss. Generally, your temples and crown recede first than you lose the rest on top. My advice to you balding fags is to get fit and rock a nice buzz cut, maybe 1.5 or 2 with a fade and then once all your hair drops, clean shave it. If you can grow a beard do it and have it blended with the buzz or bald faded if you're clean cutting. Most women over 23 don't really give too much of a shit about hair unless you're a manlet.

A lot of use don't really care

He already had a hair transplant before. Besides he is over 50 so it's only expected really.

>tfw other grandpa had thick hair and other went bald and I got the bald genes

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wouldnt happen if he's taking Dutasteride

Nigger

It's highly likely if you're balding you have high test though. That was the point, not that you're low test if you don't bald.

Why don't scientist just make our hair immune to it?

pep curse

There's A LOT of $$$ in hair "solutions" like Rogaine, finasteride, minoxidil. Billions of dollars annually. Same reason why they don't cure cancer. There is without a doubt in my mind, a cure for cancer that is bring kept from the public.

I agree for sure with the first part for certain because women's minoxidil is exactly the same formula but is more expensive because women will not tolerate balding despite experiencing it less.

>It's highly likely if you're balding you have high test though
I get what you're saying, but the law student in me is itching to fix this. You expressed (balding --> high test) (contrapositive: NOT high test --> NOT balding). This isn't right because low test people bald a lot as well, which according to the Formal Logic I diagrammed in the contrapositive, means that they are NOT balding. But we've all seen basement dwellers and they're all low test and balding. I think you meant this: it's highly like that if you're high test, then you are balding (High test --> balding) (contrapositive: NOT balding --> NOT high test).

>flag

absolute cringe

why are americans so obsessed with balding?

nothing surreal you onions, its a natural process for healthy men

Too much Hollywood and vain celebrities ruling their lives. Just like with their fake teeth and plucked eyebrows.

take your tism pills. yes that's what he meant and I think we understood it without this explosion of spaghetti