/hoc/

>LET'S GO MANATEES
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

Seattle squawking squaws

reminder

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Seattle Car parts

seattle totems

I remember seeing this video on Much Music a lot when I was in the mental hospital the last time.
youtube.com/watch?v=d6h_WPICwr8

ya seethin'?
ya boilin'?

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based

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Seattle Marinaras

Seattle Seasharks

seakettle totes squaks

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-eeeeeeelllllllllllllll-ellllllllllllllllllll-elllllllll
you know you make me wanna /hoc/
kick my heels up and /hoc/
throw my hands up and /hoc/
throw my head back and /hoc/
come on now
don't forget to say you will
don't forget to say
shallllll-alllllllll-allllllllll-al-al
/hoc/

worst name in the league is still the fucking wild

Seattle Hendrix

Surprised that faggy city didn’t somehow push Seattle Sea Monkeys in the mix kraken may be more cringe however

reminder this guy is NOT on /hoc/ island because he is NOT a queer

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94295170
About to cringe to death over here

I still remember
shooby doo wop do /hoc/

based

(You) (Cross-thread)
we're in here
cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc
(You) (Cross-thread)
we're in here
cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc
(You) (Cross-thread)
we're in here
cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc
(You) (Cross-thread)
we're in here
cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc

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since we are on the subject, the NHL Seattle social media accounts are still posting promotional shit with that sky blue/salmon red color combo.

is /hoc/ ready for the seattle slammin salmon?

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SAY THAT YOU LOVE /hoc/
(SAY)
SAY THAT YOU NEED /hoc/
(SAY)
YOU WANNA PLEASE /hoc/

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Seattle blue and pink faggots

they also used dark red and black for a bunch of shit. I think they are shitting themselves flip flopping the team name

Seattle Crackheads and Debutantes

the vegas logo and jersey still look like shit

I made this

boggle?

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I made it, along with all of the other requested fsjals. I believe I'm up to 200 made now.

We made it

>I made it, along with all the other smiley reddit guys

i made this guy

Seattle Sore Sights

The only San Jose Sharks player that is based, is Timo Meier.

how do i stop giving all of my money to chroniclove lads?

I literally started /hoc/

Unless I missed some somewhere, the compilation folder's sitting at 301 right now.

look what you've done

Ahem

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would you take it all back if you could?

I think you should send him to /hoc/ island he'd fit in with all the other fucking homos

You didn’t need a comma in that sentence

is this it?

this is it

no he wouldn't

/hoc/ peaked in the 15/16 offseason

fuck off zoomer

I regret nothing

/hoc/ will peak in 2030
t. knower

your mom peaked when she was 15/16

Stay the fuck out of /mlb/ you autistic faggots and keep your Finn on a leash

Im the architect of my own mind

>keep your Finn on a leash
impossible

keep your garbage """sport""" off hocgeneral

my little brony thinks we control binland, scoff

>/mlb/ poster calling anyone else autistic

Haven't left bed in over three hours. No drink. Actually haven't ate at all today. Rolled over once (half way) so I'm on my stomach now. Been on /hoc/ the whole time

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you should know the rules, you only have yourself to blame for not binning the finn when you had the chance.

ya boiling

shower
listen to rush
eat maple syrup
do something

i havent peaked yet

true about all women desu

Bought some jeans at Costco the other day.

That's neat

Need more backstory to this.
Are you hurt? Ill?

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>nobody mentions pile of garbage
>"AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR PILE OF GARBAGE"
Is baseball the Minnesota of sports?

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those oughta last you at least 6 months well done lad

ya seethe simp, go back to the baby talk general

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one autistic finn wanders off, and /mlb/ thinks we give a flying fuck about them

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What a lad

extremely based

who do i talk to to get drugs on /hoc/ island?

f*nns need to be removed for fucks sake

Hopefully I'll need new ones by then anyway.

Not a music guy and HATE pancakes so syrups off the table
I just don't really like doing stuff. It's probably 24• in my bedroom and I have a feather blankie. I'll leave when it's dark outside so I can get high and cry for the sun

there are no drugs on /hoc/ island

wow the island just keeps getting gayer

simple as

this

fuck finland and fuck finnish goaltenders

youtube.com/watch?v=lZoxdPGu_4E
the guitar and bass in this song are so fucking cool

Huh check the graphic there's a weed leaf on it we rolled that weed is allowed

>picky eaters
there's just no helping you people
youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

f*nns ruined /mlb/

theres more anons posting in the chad offseason /hoc/ general than in the virgin boreball general lmao

I'll eat anything up to and including ass

for me, it's cocaine, alcohol, and gambling.

trips negate dubs

Is this the pesepällo general?

Show me the trips

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retard, only quints negate anything on /hoc/ island

come listen to ch*dnadian music over on
cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc

I guess I don't mind Gary Numan since he sounds kind of like Neil Young but cooler since the robots make his music. Also. As far as eating goes I do have plans to eat tonight. I will microwave 2 Costco hotdogs (no bun)
Blah blah jets 4 cup

kaakos butt buddy

Why is /hoc/s team the Wild?

argh dont let that one swede post this. He's too pretty

KEEP AMERICA GREAT

BASED

Thinking of buying one of those saunas for inside your house but I also want to build a greenhouse so maybe I'll just start growing plants in my sauna which actually would probably work since I will be growing only the finest Manitoban tobacco

stfu kimmo

It's clearly the Canes.

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Greatest rally in the history of mankind

No, Randy. Just no.

o i fuck ya!!!

just cleaned my grill up after using it

never heard of em

sounds like the name of a 2nd tier chicken food chain

One autistic Finn has single handedly taken over /mlb/

because they retired #1 in your honour

just cleaned his girl after using it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wheres my package

same
that reminds me it's probably cool enough now to put the cover back on

heading off to the Y to go swimming

Wondering why all of the team's with the worst fans are pedophiles? You're not alone. Minnesota, Carolina, Vegas (pretty much everyone in the Pacific if we're being honest), Toronto, both New York's, both Florida's.
We have to get to the bottom of this before next season. Actually probably best to figure it out tonight as when I start to to get too inquisitive they send shock my brain so when I try to speak and type I literally can not.

are you blind?

Not yet, probably in like half an hour.

Hockies to the genny!

based binland

I like kitties I’m boiling at anigay

had some bratwursts with the 'rents this afternoon desu

Omigosh

welcome to Florid/a/

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just pissed on my marijuana plants

I have done no such thing

I'd like to apologize for my recent behavior. I'm having an episode. It's not my fault

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

did someone say weed?

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Sh/a/rks

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AND GAYMING

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I think anime is a pretty cool guy eh kills offseason and doesn't afraid of anything

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*hits pipe*

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just a warning, Seattle is going to easily double /hoc/'s animeposting. 3/4ths of the total metropolitan population are weebs

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Umm... animes in this genny?? Ohhh

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playing some tay tay songs on the ol' acoustic lads

My neighbors john deer is beating up his wife and his truck thats playing Nickleback. They live 100yds away

Not sure why people here try to clown swimming, it's a good whole body workout.

Can I get a Marlins edit of this

stole the image of this girl for my own nefarious purposes

>baseball faggots still cocking up /hoc/
Keep crying

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Nickleback and tay lol that is outrageous !xd

Plus black people aren't good at it. So that must mean something.

What is the potato sucker saying? I cant understand him

>anime
>/mlb/
>tripfags
Lads this is a very grim thread

if you a /hoc/ postin bitch
that thinks you the shiet
i could buy you ho
cuz bitch im rich
i see broke ass posts
broke ass posts
postspostspostspostspostsposts

Non sequitur band.. hmm hmm......
bob seagre and the silver bullet band!!! xxxtra wacky LOL!!

Black people aren't good at paying child support either but I don't see dodging collections at the summer games

shouldn't you be a a's or giants fan ya fag

good post user

My nightbor is playing WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN... a classic u may remember... lol

Black people aren't good at hockey either.

>foreners
what did he mean by this?

almost every one is bad at swimming until they get taught

astros desu

yare yare daze

playing some DARUSE sdandstorm on the piccolo!!

and you can't steal a swimming lesson.

lads I humbly request you SHALL post your favourite fights (or the only webms you have)

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what is the best torrent program, i'm drunk and watching king of the hill and want to watch beavis and butthead do america

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FUCK ALL OF THAT TALKING WE CAN GO TO WAR

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playa haterss in this thread
if you see em point em out
playa haters in this thread
if you see em point em out
playa haters in this thread
if you see em point em out
(skaters on a ph.d)
in this thread
if you see em point em out

by the bangles
who also had a hit song called manic monday written by the GOAT, Prince.

i use qbittorrent, it just works
for a torrent resource i use rarbg.to or 1337x w/e that's called

legacy version of qbittorrent

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remember to seed when you are finished

/hoc/ is for haters
youtube.com/watch?v=fKIwj1TQmFs

Hate hate hate hate

Touch /hoc/ and we make you a organ donor

Reminder all lawn mowing on /hoc/ island is to be done at 7am, just an FYI to anyone planning on sleeping in

If the Sharks don't win the cup within the next 5 years, I'm literally going to kill myself

why does this look like it is playing in reverse?

Playing some electrik avenu on the violin!

>/mlb/ actually thinks they are good

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just call me chuck

Be right back ive got to go put more water in /mlb/s mamas bowl

drink more toilet water instead

youtube.com/watch?v=FPUIrnivDRE

boreball btfo

If anybody from /mlb/ wants to meet at a goldeyes game I'll bury you. Sun never sets on Laineation

POST CONTENT YOU FACKS

/mlb/ make ya seeth?

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ahem

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93331933/#93333333

For me it's the game of basketball.

you definitely earned that player hater's award

NONON BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US BROS

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This goes down its two hits. Me hitting the ice, puck hitting the net

>Act like a smug sack of shit in hockey
>Get the shit beat out of you unless you can handle yourself
>Act like a smug sack of shit in baseball
>Literally untouchable and they know it
Baseball is for pussies

before my time, gramps

/mlb/ spics absolutely seething

nice falseflag retard

We can't stop them bros

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>giving /hoc/ yet another get
Thanks cuck

telling /mlb/ to abandon itself and go to /hoc/?
spics need to work on grammar

Can't wait to go listen to sports talk radio in a half hour

why? your favorite host on?

I don't think /hoc/ can compete lads
/mlb/ is just too good

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The virgin /mlb/
>needs to make baby speak in order to be funny
>has sp*cs everywhere and is the face of their sport
>muh boomer shit
>caters to the analytic nerds
>two fucking teams in chiraq
>general is infested with beaners also
>"w-we own Yea Forums!
>tripfags and anime galore

The chad /hoc/
>invents our own memes
>knows Yea Forums hates us but we dont give a fuck
>have ventured to other boards
>have battled /cric/, /mlb/ hasnt
>actual fights
>tripfaggots die on sight, even k*ppers
>gets more posts per thread even when its the offseason
>invented the /hoc/ island, wheres yours /mlb/
>sam will literally kick your ass

>>invents our own memes
nigga we haven't invented a meme since Bulju and that was years ago

whatever happened to grinch babies?

/mlb/ make ya seeth?

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sam, do your job and carve a fresh asshole into these spics, laine style

Xheattle Dickgirls

Yep Jason Smith on fox sports radio. His sidekick Mike harmon is on vacation so jonas Knox has been filling in. really good radio.

based

joey gallie make ya seeth lol

SHUT IT DOWN

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94296019
who?

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why is old.reddit.com/r/hocgeneral/ so dead?

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Anyone here seen Mad Men lol I loved that show

Nako: /hoc/
Aru: /mlb/ trying to act as if they are relevant

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mlb owns you

Rodney doing his arrow while the hitter seethes at the ump is the best part of this webm.

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/mlb/: Na-nu na-nu

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it's been 10 years and i never watched the last episode of k-on. i never want it to end buds

/mlb/-major league bronies

then rewatch it

Wow this place is lame I was told oyu guys were a fun bunch... but this is a snoozer for sure... urg

>anybody outside of western canada (plus Quebec minus BC), northern U.S., or Finland says anything ever

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last time i watched it i was a freshman virgin in high school. can't be bothered today

ya pinhead

Imagine naming your general after one specific league instead of the entire sport

>come back
>see all this /cric/ 2.0 posting

whats got those incels riled up?

/mlb/ still owns you

i started posting and its been downhill since. sorry guys

any proofs on that?

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Ed, you're retarded.

>both generals are dead
/nfl/ fucking owns you

who's the official baseball team of /hoc/ island?

Sorry

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las vegas 51's

>nigcollide

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they changed it to the aviators

sometimes i post and then close the thread because i'm scared of the replies

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Allow me to apologize

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take the (You)'s like a man

That's quite alright, little buddy.

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>scared of text from strangers online
c'mon son

lets talk about the wild shall we

So hockey is a dead sport and baseball is also a dead sport which one should i watch? neither ok

coward! stand by your shitposts

lmao guys look at this monkey

also go avalanche

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we're over here

cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc

finna heem u kimmo

draft CHL

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>CONTENT

Shall be ending it all

I'MMA DO THE THINGS THAT I WANNA DO
I AIN'T GOT A THING TO PROVE TO YOU

r8 my beef n mac

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Saying you do something when you're literally the WORST general of the four major sports doesn't make it true.
>we have memes XD
No you don't. Theyre all shit rip offs of other generals
>we have stats
Have sex
>we have the highest paid players
You also have no salary cap. Ignoring that you have like 12 fucking minor leagues. I could crack a High A roster with minimal training
>baseball is a thinking man's game
More downtime than football. Tons of time to *think* about shit I'd rather be doing
>muh first pitch
Vegas tier gimmick. No one gives a fuck about Bush throwing the ball after 9/11. Imagine being such a dreary sport you actually get hyped up after the largest terrorist attack on home soil EVER
>ya seethe?
Which WILL be a response to this post. You guys are like 8 fucking years late. Watching you guys post that shit in a pathetic attempt to draw up interest in your threads is worse than the cfb faggots that literally promote in r****t. It's like watching Cory and Trevor try doing the WAAAAAAAZ UP thing. Because boiled down, that's who you guys represent. Uneducated, unrespected, morons.
Why do you even *want* people in your fucking thread. You guys add each other on Facebook and shit. On top of being a community I wouldn't want to be a part of, you gatekeep it. Like you guys are fucking AIPAC or something. Which makes sense in more than one fashion. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys were all pro israel on account of being such stupid fucking boomers mentally. I'm not going to touch on the trips in your thread because not only are they abrasive like all the others on this site, they're down right obnoxious.
Do yourselves a favor and stay contained.

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see

Why doesn't the Q produce goalies anymore?

Not gonna lie hockey isn't a good sport but neither is baseball

>ya seethe
they actually spell it wrong, they don't add an e at the end

the Q's last good goalie was fucking louongo. besides that, name me ONE good goalie from the Q since

come back when that cheese is more melted, but looks ok

very true golf is the best sport tbch

>It's like watching Cory and Trevor try doing the WAAAAAAAZ UP thing.
go back

honestly having more fun in /mlb/ right now

*beans you*

this thread sucks. is this what you do in offseason?

I've reported you to Justin Trudeau for racist hatespeech. Prepare for a knock at your door, leaf.

>comes to SPIKE

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reminder the reddithawk fans are all in /mlb/

>Literal who gets 3.5 million and no one notices

Huh?

good thing i'm a >cawks fan

>ever leaving /hoc/
I bet you fucks go outside, too.

why do these things (UPS losing my package) happen to me and only me

avs are still below $20M cap hit. they can afford to get ignorant

have never lost a package. broken? sure. but never lost. think you're unlucky. cityfag?

God(the /hoc/ collective) hates you

do the other shit """sports""" have a hocgeneral.com equivalent for their thread?

For sure they can always trade Mackinnon and Ranteneen when they hit there prime

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Retarded take.
There will be a time in year 2, 3, or 4 where 3.5 milli for a nobody will haunt ya.

i'm in a small city, that may be even a town. unironically, i never had a package with delivery issues in a real metro area.

compher actually is a good player for them, but 3.5 is too much. 2.3 would have been perfect

/heem/ used too but it's gone now

also literally just

damn user, why do you jerk off to hentai and not gm the avs?

Played seven (7) Alice In Chains songs on the jukebox at the bar lads

ok google how to open ogg files

download plugin for foobar2000 ;)

I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

siri order more avocados and bread

I've never once looked at hentai, i'm not an incel. Also, your team sucks, and is massively overrated.

Alice in chains is reddit

>being that guy

someone else has your drugs and is enjoying them right now

it's usually 3 for a dollar or 50 cents each you must really have wanted that 7th song

This general lacks Gritty

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Alice in Chains sucks ass for sure.

You sound pretty irrationally angry and defensive for not being an incel

I played 15 songs but 7 by them interspersed
The app told me I was close to leveling up and my autism surged

Trash people like a trash team, shocking

>n-no you
You can be upset all you want that your team signed a shit contract that will haunt them in the future, but it's irrelevant to me.

okay fine, stop jerking off to traced cp
>my team
did the avs hurt you?

One time I played 27 Eddie Money songs in a row (most of them repeats)

Did the umpire just use the force to fling that bat out of that guy's hands?

>mascot made to sell merchandise to children
>"yeah bro he's an anarchist"

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Not even in the same division ya bing bing pusy.
youtube.com/watch?v=hom9faSBUHQ

Strong play lad

avalanche are probably a cup tier team if they can get themselves a goalie

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antifa are /our guys/
gritty is reddit though

ya okay vegasfag, good luck climbing outta cap

Weak bait m8

A guy threatened to kick my ass for playing a patsy Kline song on a jukebox

>vegass
Bizarre assumption.

Agreed ANTIFA and Gritty are our guys.
Reddit is for losers.
You aren't a loser, are you?

he sounds like a faggot, did you stand your ground?

I can't imagine a jukebox having any songs on it that I would even want to listen to.

Finbro, can you be my fren? I don't watch hockey but you seem like a cool guy

one of the ways you can tell a good dive bar, from a shit bar

You don't get out much do you

>I don't watch hockey but
Grim.
Even sunbelters watch hockey.

if your jukebox doesnt have a horse with no name its shit

almost as crazy as spending conservatively when avg cap hit is mid 70M

Hipster

Guys, a couple hours ago my pet Finnigger got loose and ran away
Has anyone seen him posting lately?

Yeah but he was a trucker and it was in Orlando so I didn't take any chances

waffle house jukeboxes always have tons of quality country shit

I am a sunbelter, I've met one person in my entire life who watches hockey

apparently he went over and riled up /cric/ 2.0
you can be fined by the high council for this, you should be more careful and keep him on a leash

What kind of self respecting trucker doesn't like Patsy Cline

>p-please don't make fun of my team signing a terrible contract

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he was probably one of those antifa truckers that loves Gritty and hates country music/white people

Love /hoc/
Hate everyone else
Hate randy the most
Simple as

cope

Show me a jukebox with EDEN, Stereo Alchemy, Miss Fortune, Aerolyn, The Luna Sequence, IWNBTS, Ben Howard, or Memtrix on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=03dJHrLdVl0

have you tried not being a tryhard faggot

was this the worst playoffs this decade?

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What kind of trucker is self-respecting?

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/hoc/ runs DMC

Why would anyone bother with jukeboxes with the same 100 songs on them if you've been able to just go to youtube and find music that you actually like for the last decade and a half?

kek

For me it's walking down a main road playing Old Town Road on any bar with a TouchTunes

We need to seriously think about revoking Finland's passport and citizenship to /hoc/ island

don't care

*gets invented in your path*

>4x3.5
>32 points

he's probably drunk and covered in his own jizz
deal with it in the morning

just woke up

Honestly these last playoffs were forgettable for me desu. Beyond the first round memes, the rest was so boring that it doesn’t even feel like I watched playoffs this year

and now i'm broke

i mean, it was fun.

I have severe body dysmorphia. I don't want to be a girl because I'm gay, I want to be a girl because aside from the first 30 minutes after a pump I think I look like a bitch despite the fact that I could throw any of you threw a granite counter top

Have any dreams?

that's the problem when 8/10 good teams were memed out in the first round.

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Hasn't even hit his prime yet
It's a gamble but sometimes that's what it takes

Gonna hit the shower and then curl up in bed with my next book.
Can't wait to get to the next one after this one, though. This one's more like "required reading." But I hope it'll surprise me.

Good night, /hoc/.

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nah
duncan keith winning every series on his own was pretty great

HE'S A JUKE. BOX. HERO.
GOT STARS IN HIS EYES

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see a shrink

i'm going to burger king and the liquor store. you lads need anything?

Yes. Dreams about deep pucks and shots on goal

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I need you to go to Wendy's instead

I watched the end of game 7 at the neighbors and not only did I see the jets get eliminated I had to listen to his nephew who's hockey knowledge spans from precisely 2008-2012. I went for the third period and only brought three beers. Spoiler alert* it wasn't enough.
Last time I watched hockey

some dried up limes from the liquor store counter would be swell

frozen coke cheers

night bro
i still got an hour of work to do but will hit the hey afterwards

UPS updated the status from "out for delivery" to "in transit."

didn't even post what you replied too but i need to see some hard proof for that bud

Everyday I am reminded that sunbelt hockey is full of hillbilly retards.

if you knew geography you wouldn't have to be reminded

Guess they changed their mind lmaoo

grab me some AA batteries thanks

hay you mean

:(

lotto ticket please

chicken fries plz

>rags

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Does anyone else have the problem of being randomly woken up in the middle of the night by having gotten a painful erection while you were asleep? This shit usually happens to me multiple times a night, has been for years.
It wakes me up immediately and doesn't let me fall back asleep until I get up and walk around, usually just going to the bathroom. No discernible cause, not having particularly sexy dreams or anything.

I don't know who the fuck to ask, so I might as well ask you morons. It's driving me crazy.

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Just jack off man

quit thinkin about a tripfag's ass

if i were to order a dominos pizza, what would my payment options be?

Have sex

First thing I tried.
Been trying all sorts of amounts and timings for it.
Nothing helps.

bro that's not normal, i either wake up with the desire to jerk off or piss or both but neither involves pain

Eat a Bohberry biscuit and post jerk memes, hillbilly

Giftcard but not at the door. You have to go in the restaurant to use any promo codes or gift cards

Thank your lucky stars. I can't get a hard on.

think i'd rather give your dumbass (you)s

Ass, gas or grass

I punched my desk really hard and lost feeling in my forearm for 10 minutes

>painful erection
what is this meme?
i've never had a painful erection in my life
just normal erections

When your peepee gets hard you’re supposed to put it in a lady. That’s all I know

What's wrong user

they only take bitcoin

I'd like a nice big bottle of Everclear

Haven't tried that.

The knowledge that this should end once I get old enough is my only hope at this point.
But it's not like I'm still a teenager with crazy hormone stuff. This shit has been going on for a while.

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Feed me, Aho 21 million guaranteed. Bobrovsky 10 years 70 million. N/a/shville paying retard top dollar to be a second line center. Tampa 62 win season, 0 win post. Dallas getting older.

Barter with items of similar value to the pizza

Be glad that you haven't experienced it yet, then.

here's another (you), hope to see another seething post
i'm charitable, what can i say?

Just woke up and realized my life is a nightmare

so Trouba's going to get 7 years for just under 8 mil per from the >rags

>94296901
>Aho 21 million guaranteed
Dundon
is
a
billionaire

google.com/amp/s/www.healthcentral.com/amp/article/sleep-related-painful-erections-causes-and-solutions

Have you tried an ice pack?

They're laughing at us bros

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Shall investigate this.
Thanks, lad.

Mom took away your Xbox again?

I am sad, you are my only friend :(

i only want butthurt posts not feels posts ;(

say something nice about yuma

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i haven't been there
i can pretend it's a great place

>A 2005 study published in the journal Nature Clinical Practice Urology suggested that SRPE may be caused by:
>Disturbances in the nervous system that lead to hyperactivity and the release of beta-adrenergic substances such as adrenaline
Yep, literally the first result. That's me.
Fuck.
So I guess I just keep taking higher doses of beta blockers until my toes turn purple and fall off from the Raynaud's.

At least we've solved the mystery. Thanks, /hoc/. I knew that I could count on you guys. Shall always remember this.

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Xheattle Dickgirls

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youtube.com/watch?v=kATFrQhgNsQ

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Platinums is ELITE
t. muhreen

it's a white trash shithole

Been listening to this one We Came As Romans song on repeat for like the last half-hour.

Gary will relocate the oilers their and call them the Yuma Pumas

>their
why are you people like this

>dundons a billionaire that cut his losses by scrapping an entire professional sports league
>dundon paid a franchise player out of his personal wealth to ensure the team would stay in carolina
Dundon doesn't give a FUCK about the canes you hill billy retards. Dundon NEVER would've gave more than a year or two if someone didn't offersheet Sebe. Dundons protecting his asset by giving the franchise a face for 21 million when the team essentially covers itself through tickets (all 12 sold a game) and that GOD AWFUL merch. Dundon gave up 21 million dollars because the last two cities that wanted an NHL team gave up a combined 1.25 BILLION DOLLARS and he knows in a couple years when some other dickwad mid-size town wants a team another billionaire will cough up. They wouldn'tve done it for fucking Mrazek or fucking Dzingel (who I feel really sorry for. Guys went from Ottawa to Columbus to Raleigh.)
Next stop is wherever dundons buddies got their coffers lined up or ambitious dipshit 35 year old mayor promises a potential owner a new stadium to "build a downtown"
>Hey Ryan, good news bad news. Good, you're leaving Carolina. Bad, you're off to fucking KC or Houston.
God forbid fucking Hamilton tries to get back in the conversation.

>posting sober
why

they’re*

Go to bed, Ed.

I'm always sober.
Never had an alcoholic beverage or a drug in my life.
It's the only way to live.

been scratching the same mosquito bite for the past 3 hours

their they're there

I wish it were that trivial

They're going to their car over there.

>never had alcohol
u mormon?
have had alcoholic parents?
sibling killed by drunk driver?
phobia of death and diseases?
why

hope you feel better

It's not quite in Mexico

Thoughts?

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It's one way to live but certainly not the only way

ummmmmmmmmmmm

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too white. hockey is for EVERYBODY

It's a boner because you can't piss. You're getting so many of them because you *really* can't piss. Unironically get an MRI and checked for masses. Cancer doesn't discriminate

bretty gud

Switch crosbitch with Scheifgod maybe?

Lol

Why are there no black centers.

Gonna go chief a fat bowl thehn watch modern family

You guys can really name all of them by face only?

we all storm Gary's house, they can't stop all of us

I could name maybe half of them. literally don't know any of those sunbelt fag team ones.

94297148
Not for casuals. Out. Now

Wtf are you listening to fox sports radio

*cancels the season*
good job /hoc/

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I knew people like you in college. They were nice enough, but yikes.

Yup 10,000 hours on HockeyDB

Based Barkov boy

thinkin bout all the posts i'll make next thread

Malkin is franchise tier

I have zero posts lined up for next thread

love my /hoc/ buds

love /hoc/ island
simple as

Dude barely got over 20 goals this year. This is current rankings not for entire career wise

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Girioux is better than Malkin.

This is your brain on Philly

Girpoo isnt even the best center on his team

>t.
twitter.com/broadstbull/status/194216524469370880

my peanus is small :/

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you need one of these

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the replies

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>/hoc/ dead before thread is at post limit
hate this rerun

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Why do u anime fags have to gay up everything in the world

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>furpuck

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IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=7RvHrquQfyE

485

When WAS the last time canada won though?

this isn't THG???

Loving this Kaapo Kakko highlight video!

youtube.com/watch?v=4tHa63o9ujA

1993, the same year toronto won a world series
also toronto won an nba final 26 years later just felt like pointing that out haha

Grim.

Haha youtu.be/iu7nxnKJJ_Q

WTF that's so long ago!

>mfw dab lues won the stan lee cup

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>jigabo jam

and in that interim between toronto championships in different leagues canada won 0 stan lees
VERY grim indeed

dont have a thread made. Sorry lads

Here's what it's like to be an American hockey fan:

Imagine you're in Japan, and you're watching a Japan-based basketball game. Every single player on the basketball court is black, very black, and clearly from Africa. Wide noses, big lips, long dreadlocks. All of them.
They hit long 3's, do 360 dunks and generally light it up and put on a show.
The Japanese man beside you says "Ha! See? I told you that the Japanese were amazing basketball players!"

You think to yourself "The players in the game are clearly not Japanese, and yet this man pretends that they are because they're being paid to play in Japan. He actually believes that Africans playing basketball in Japan makes Japan good at basketball."

and now you understand what it's like to be an American "hockey fan" who cheers for "American" teams and believes that it's an "American win" when St. Louis wins the Stanley Cup.

tldr

501

Cringe. This is 500

this is 500

Make a new one or Finland gets it

FINLAND

havin a big mac attack for that thread lads

no one will see me say NIGGER

do what you must

*sees you*

NU

ALL FUCKING FINNS MUST FUCKING HANG

Lol butthurt lil bitch

Let's go sharks

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I bet you raggits are in the early thread

let’s not