/mlb/ /hoc/-edition

I love baseball but /mlb/ is ducking godawful what the fuck binland

The New York Mets are 5 games out of the Wild Card.
They are 13 games out of the NL East.
They are 44-51, fourth in the NL East and 7 games under .500.
They are 6-4 in their last 10, currently on a 4 game winning streak.
They are 4-1 since the All-Star Break.
Their last game was a 14-4 away victory over the Minnesota Twins.
Their next game is another away game against the San Francisco Giants tomorrow.
Their current run differential is -33.

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Houspie sighted

t. Houspie

yeah I'm thinking this is bad
Yikes .... um.. e-erm this... mmm howdoisaythis ... uh this is kinda cringe bro

*based

mmmmm throw some ribs on the grill

as much as I want to believe, this team isnt doing shit. theres no point unless they do get a hot streak going and even then that bullpen sucks ass. just give me baseball that isnt anger inducing

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whit is bASED

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whataburger sucks dick and texass is trash.

imagine being a brainlet like yelich or trout and signing an extension with a shit team who will never win you know bellinger is testing free agency the first chance he gets

dios mios....
el goblino...

f*ck /h*c/

Whitley bros....

you aren't from Texas, your opinion is like the opinion of a homeless guy or a cat. YOU DO NAH MATTER

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La goblina...
La creatura...

cody gets to be a god in a top 5 city in the world. no reason to wanna leave. rings are overrated in baseball anyway, they don't define your legacy like a qb or a basketball player.

Ryan Goins lol

>al second wildrcard team
>14 games over .500
>nl second wildcard team
>3 games over .500
LOL

CHICAGO -- There was a baseball sitting atop a shelf in Yu Darvish's locker on Wednesday, secured in a plastic case with a yellow note on the side citing its significance. The ball commemorated Darvish's first win at Wrigley Field in his career, but most importantly achieved while wearing a Cubs uniform.

"I will give it to my wife," Darvish said. "Maybe."

He considered that scenario in his mind and then smirked.

"Maybe she doesn't want it," he joked.

Oh Yu...

top 5 in what stabbings by illegal immigrants LOL

Oh fuck off

>twins
>al second wild card
user theyll win the comedy central but they still suck

Since it's a /hoc/ edition
James Neal lol

OKAY THIS IS EPIC!!!!!

I agree they suck but oakland is the second wildcard team in the al

flames neal lol XD

Oh piss off ass hole

top 5 in lack of retarded biblethumping cousin fuckers.

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lol XD
PremierBromanov
cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc>

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oh yu mad

t. juan lopez gomez rodriguez

ew ew ew! smelly beaner has entered the thread!

calm down yu, you won a game at home

yu so mad

imagine building a non-dome stadium in a place that rains all the time. can't wait till the tampa gay gays move to montreal.

mmmm smells like bean burritos!!

Another night, another dinner of steamed vegetables and chicken

uhm sweaty could you not
We are all friends here, ya hear?

@94295387
@94295391
@94295429

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ricky ticky tacos spotted on the premises!!!!!!!!!!! gonna call ICE on ya!!!

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go back to niggercollide general you faggot

Finland? More like super duper based

Baseball RBIs homeruns

*dabs*

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/hoc/ rules /mlb/ drools

o i call ice on ya
ya mental capacity is equal to mice
ya seething right now
i dont even believe it!

thoughts?

cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc
We're in here lads!!! Come listen to some KKKanadian mewsick!

vittusaatana perkole

all finns must fucking hang

astros desu

>make scummiest play in recent history, ending a guy's career
>2 game suspension

>generic retaliation beaning
>4 games
maximum kek, even goodell is less obvious about his favoritism than this

>When your sport is so dominate and superior, other generals subserviently make threads for you.
/mlb/ is at the top of the food chain for Yea Forums, it's obvious /hoc/ only wants to get in our good graces.

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alright one more hour to watch our shitty pitching. We need pitchers

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Letting one autistic F*nn run your entire general (and three baby talking samefags before that) is sad and not top of the food chain

Nice essay professor

Nice essay!!!

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>essay
just cant keep the spic out of your mouth

astros desu and when can i laugh at the cubs?

You'll have plenty of time to read it in the fifteen minutes between pitches in your """sport""" lmao

Hm... A solid dissertation... Very insightful

so which hockey player do i watch? they all seem the same

A profound thesis

Thanks for all the (you)s
/hoc/ runs /mlb/

>niggas unironically watch ice soccer
cringe

ok but what do you think of the cubs? i think they're cringe

Hm...this will really change the field...brilliant work professor...

do we bring in the third wheel? no that would mean we move to /cric/ cause they own us

this is just /cric/ for beaners

Hello friends could you come and chat with us over in cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc

I would personally be very happy to have a couple of more retards to chat with

or is /cric/ just baseball for poos?

Hmm...quite the hypothesis, a brilliant supposition indeed... I look forward to the follow through...just get me some data

/cric/ takes way more skill

Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us today professor

>dads

It appears you've forgotten your place /hoc/... Allow me to remind you

Uh
Yeah uh
Yeah
Uh
Yeah HERES a song for my/hoc/ers bros
/mlb/ owns you uh
your sport sold to the Jew uh
good ole baseball uh
pood on your sport uh
baseball be wit da rhymes and the jabs
while furpuck has crime and the crabs
O' the fresh smell of maple wood uh
Causes the /hoc/er to sell their souls uh
baseball always be reppin sport
While your sport is dressin for court!

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THE NUKE HAS BEEN DROPPED!!

yeh must be hard to concentrate with a magnum buttplug in your ass the whole game

holy based!!!
galliebro checkin in, much respect to ya bauer, I'm a big fan of what you're doing

desu both generals are cringe but baseball is more enjoyable to watch and all the hockey teams fucking suck ass

heem
me
inside

seealsois retarded for even making this.

Hockey more like Cockey am I right haha

As i said both generals are cringe, both are dying sports and personally i enjoy baseball more and all hockey teams suck ass

Is this the thread?

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hey respect to ya galliebro love what yall doin overthere!

>watching luckswing
>posting in a luckswing general
Yikes

very cringe desu

who pitching?
>Yu
>you? I’m not pitching, I’m asking you who’s pitching?
>Yu didn’t say who’s pitching? He should know
>who should know?
>Yu
>but I don’t know though, that’s why I’m asking you!
>I already told you who’s pitching and it’s Yu
>I’m not a pitcher; there’s no way it’s me
>it’s not you, it’s Yu
>the fuck are you talking about
>aaay fuck you buddy
>Fuck Yu? Why him? What did he do to you?
>

>heem joins the thread
Alright it's settled /heem/ x /mlb/ x /hoc/

Much respect to ya

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Ban the house pie

big time respect for ya

how would she do in he NHL?

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Chris Paddack is a bum ya hear

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Respect is a 2 way street we can all drive on

6/10 on a good day

>Astro player sends Angel player to the hospital
>2 game suspension
>Angel player plunks Astro player
>3 game suspension

youtube.com/watch?v=yF3meWEl1q0

t. One dimensional player

Not well, hockey is the hwite man's sport

fer shur b just make sure jamal knows bout it

SMELL EM LOSERS

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thinking about my kitties

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Who ever heard of a asian barrer named JAWMAL?

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>both generals are dead
/nfl/ wins again

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the hell kind of image is this?

Should I get a hair cut?

nah get all of them cut

Sometimes I get ahead of myself

shout out to /hoc/ much respect to ya, I learned a lot from this experience.

you spelled seethe wrong

I thought I held all the cards but I really didn't

Not from Jamal, zipperheads aren't good for anything but math

short sides and back, long top

r-r-r-RETARD ALERT

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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>11 minutes

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>0-2
>back to back
no

Kek thanks for proving my point. One dimensional player

you really needed to stammer there? you made a spelling mistake

Does /hoc/ have their own cheerleader and idol groups?
No? How can Hockey hope to compete with baseball?
youtube.com/watch?v=tuDBrEUH4Xg

youtube.com/watch?v=GQNXPuGA_tI
youtube.com/watch?v=AEHstC4yw-8

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as opposed to 5 hours??? get with the times old man if you're sport allows it WE OUTCHEA

Help me out here. What the fuck is a runner's fielder's choice?

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This asshole is relentless

I know I am, but what are you?

This asshole shows no mercy

I like how you somehow knew who that user was talking about kek. Are all mests fans this defensive?

Now post cheerleaders and idol groups for mlb teams
I'll wait

alright this is a dying sport but so is hockey, which one should i watch???

This asshole itches

youtube.com/watch?v=P8apJAUQ1fo

This asshole is my fren?

didn't the bruins lose?

Nothing but Asshole

This asshole just got shaved

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?

>K-pop
>Bruins
LOL

Now post when they preformed that at TD Garden. Or for the Rags.

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Honestly /mlb/ and /hoc/ deserve each other since they are the most autistic generals on this board

Baseball sucks and hockey sucks and i hope both sports fucking die. Good Day

Oh fer sher b

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/hoc/'s only good mascot is that anti-fascist one.
And it's only a year old.
What have you been doing for all these years?

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Oh based /heem/ is here too. The autism trifecta

>reddithawks
so thats where they've been hiding, in /mlb/. too pussy to show up in /hoc/ eh?

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>broons

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Naw dawg it was the first image of a team beating up Bruins off the google.
I can find others if you REALLY need them

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cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc
We're in here lads

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Okay, this is epic

Go astros

is it our year /mlb/

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Who is the minnesota wild of the MLB?

Sorry buddy, Maybe next time. This year is ours.

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Imagine naming your team the athletics like holy shit lmao

I get why /hoc/ is here, /mlb/ took over /hoc/ and now some of the refugees are attacking /mlb/.

personally i like both sports, if only i had a team to follow in hockey.

>getting shellacked by the dbags
don't think so, buddy.

yeah im in both places and /mlb/ did absolutely nothing to /hoc/

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Who or what is a hoc?

Anime is dominating /hoc/, this is a massive blow to Finnish interests no matter how you try to spin it.

Asstros are running scared. They know the A's are comin' for them.

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An inferior general that /mlb/ owns.

It's time for Angels baseball

"w-we own you!"

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Based /mlb/ showing everyone who's boss.

lol

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/cric/ runs /mlb/

Get your ass back to /hoc/ island right now

>A bunch of shitty 3rd world redditors run /mlb/
I didn't know the Fins could make jokes.

f*ck /h*c/.

/cric/ runs /h*c/ runs /mlb/

Based

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no one owns /mlb/

analyzing data...

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i own /mlb/. that's it.

let me hypothesize a solution...

morty....

/cric/ does

happy milk guy

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no

/mlb/ I've been "busy" what are the memes of the 2019 season so far

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Just come back to / hoc/ its getting late

>offseason /hoc/ has more posts than /mlb/ during the summer
OH NO NO NO NO

cool,another trolling asshole coming to spoil the fun. don't you have anything better to do? fucking jackass troll! fuck you!

>texASS

I'm not sure i follow

Looks like classic Rangers pitching to me. They know how to pick 'em.

The My Tide Guy

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This asshole hold ass the cards

I did not make any statements regarding the future of the team, merely commentary on their record

>18-4

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>Your team on the right

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Uhn.. I heard John Moncada was elite????

first for my jankees

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baseado

clap yo hands everybody if you got what it takes

cause I'm jacob degrom and I want ya to know that these are the breaks

breaks to the elbow breaks to ya shoulder breaks to ya favorite mets superstar!!

breaks to win and breaks to lose these special breaks will rock your mind

And these are the breaks
BREAK IT UP BREAK IT UP BREAK IT UP!!!

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What are posts /hoc/ and /mlb/ can both enjoy?
>rags

schwarbie is awesome!

based schwarbro

yo, I've got mad respect for what you guys are doing this year!!!

I respect this post bro!!

hey bro, respect is earned, and you've done everything to earn it! congrats buddy!

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>cusb

Fuck this guy

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come over and vote for me as the new Boss of /hoc/, and on my first day, I will BLOW UP Finland

Wow...

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ummmmm, finland is based

Surprisingly enjoy the company of women

I'm going to steal this gif and put my team's logo on it

Good game, O's. Stay mad, Mets.

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Me on the right.

hey man, please be ore respectful! respect goes a long way, you'll thank me later!!

Bro I can respect that

Show some damn respect

Respect is a 4-way intersection

I don't respect the astros

go astros

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Based

>mets

Respect goes every way

I knew those piece of shit Angels would come crashing back to Earth. Just wish they could have waited until they were done with the Asstros first. Fuggg.

No respect for you lot

if only the astros had better pitchers

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These kind of conversations the Wet Bandits had in the van waiting for nightfall

not gonna lie but i think the dodgers are gonna win the 2019 world series.

I respect that

just kidding the astros are winning the world series in 5

youtube.com/watch?v=fzPXozDgvYs

astros desu

Astros can sit and spin

only if they have nice long toes, great arches, and a cute pedicure and put their feet in my lap while i watch baseball

watching baseball with a girl is comfy as fuck if she is actually interested and asks questions because she wants to get more into the sport and bond with you over liking it. that's waifu material though, like 1/1000 girls will actually be interested in the game and be cute/sexy, and the worst chance of all 1/1,000,000 will get with a /mlb/ poster that post likely is infected with a foot fetish.

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Springer is a mullet headed bitch on PEDs, same as the rest of the scum on the cheating houston shitstros

Does anyone have that tool that allows you to trade between two teams and see the likelihood? Someone posted it a couple days back and I lost it.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>the buffalo bills of los angeles

douchebag, show some respect

get your hockey faggot shit out of here. i tried to like your sport, it still is almost all white, the blacks in the sport aren't nigmos and thus decent guys, there's good fighting sometimes BUT it's just too fucking boring. How can you people watch that shit, it's ALMOST(i wont cross that line and insult /hoc/ and say it's as boring as soccer) as boring as soccer, just barely a tier above.

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don't insult the based bills by comparing them to the haughty, evil, commiefornian dodgers

If you make out with the players it's not as boring

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OUR SAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad someone said it.

thank you for this brother

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Hey, you know what? You're pretty alright schwarbro.

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huomenta

youtube.com/watch?v=INIx3B5F_0g

I'm a Nats fan and even I still wonder why people root for the White Sox. Can you explain the appeal, BAJP?

thanks man right back atcha you guys are awesome! love what yall are doing down there bro

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Astros

much respect 2 ya

i killed /hoc/ pretty good

re2pect

hello /hoc/?

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when it comes to hockey bullshit, you watch my back and i'll watch yours

>man why do we have to be under attack by such a "white sport" this would be so much more fun if all the shines, spook, and their white slaves from /nba/ attacked but they just stay in their containment.

the easy answer to this is the white sox have won a playoff series in my lifetime, including a world series.
>how did you guys fuck 2012 up so bad...

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get out of here

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hell yeah brother united we stand

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don't worry i dig boreball too

>getting dabbed on by the orioles
never change washington

literally who can stop the bajp schwarbie gallie broship?

except when i tune in to random games in the 7th and it's 11-1 wtf

not /hoc/

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/hoc/ eternally btfo

>about 160 million people are obese or overweight in the US
oh no no no no

how would he fare in today's MLB?

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If he was on juice and training/diet "programs" like any other player, he'd do fine.

well, a canada team will never win the stanley cup again, so we never have to worry about a lot of them out of the ice celebrating to break it otherwise youre just as fat as americans. in addition to USA teams always winning stanley cups we also don't allow a fuck load of islam terrorist pieces of shit into our country to live off the already unsustainable welfare system. you know what, did you faggots burn down vancouver when they lost the stanley cup? maybe canada is the perfect place for all those muslims to fit.

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basedbajp

Balls? Thinking you need to hit them deep.

Bases? Thinking you need to run to them quick

base hits win ball games

thinkin bout hockey

had a thought
which ballpark has the best ice?
worst ice?

astros win

just gotta put the bat on the ball lads
go out there and play our game

cope
seethe
rent free
yikes
cringe
have sex

dilate

this is cringe. go astros.

ya boiling

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LETS GO OAKLAND LETS GO

bros....

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we can't stop the Dodgers bros

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bro, i....

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shut the fuck up wojakposter

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Stop stealing other people's memes and come up with your own

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leSmugFrog.jpg

detectivemoe.jpeg

This Dodgers vs Phillies series has been great. It's like watching an older brother completely bully and humiliate the younger brother.

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that is some good fucking art I gotta say
but what the fuck is a polycule? sounds like a type of hemorrhoid

code switch for an anime poster

And here come the redditors.

my god....

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is it autism?

My Dodgies won again :]

sick em boys

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If you're going to post fucking DIA, post real nigga DIA

youtube.com/watch?v=Je7q5WZ6sa0
youtube.com/watch?v=ui_YY5mJZT4

It's late night /mlb/
This post is for Yu
youtube.com/watch?v=WROcJK3ZHGc

HOES MAD

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yu mad?
yu mad?

my girl, even though i hate the idea of marriage, when i marry this dodger slut /mlb/ will be invited to the reception

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>Derek Dietrich illegally leans into pitches to get hit by pitches to take bases
>Brewers bitch and moan about it after he suckers them 6 times in a series.
>Pirates throw behind him after he does a bat flip as 'retaliation
>Yu Darvish just nails him in his kneecap and knocks him out of the game to be done with him.
This is why the Cubs are the best team in the NL Central

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nigger we don't cracker barrel here. she wouldn't go on a date with you!

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>I hate the idea of marriage
Hello, rabbi.

His date is the food you idiot.

kek what a bitch

whats your go to dish at cracker barrel bros? for me its the meat loaf with a side of mashed potatos and mac n cheese.

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Lol hes fat

underrated post

having a think

thinkin my thoughts are home runs

i'm a simple man, i just have 5-6 crackers picked fresh out of the barrel

me, dancing on your grave

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savage...absolutely savage...holy mother of toledo...somebody get yelich to put out the flames...

Gonna make a philthies video, what song should I use. I wanna go for something that starts off optimistic

>Doyers win

ARIBA!

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youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

RIP Nishiura
youtube.com/watch?v=-xoyr7jMnQk

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

was thinking this

That works. The upbeat puts more emphasis on how comedic their season and highlighting the fact that they're still a joke.

zoomerkid's hey jude is never a good choice

i thought it works very well for a comedic fashion like said

Nats will sweep barves