/trans/ - Transfers and Football

ITK here

Hearing he's taking the opportunity to be a player/manager for his boyhood club, Sheffield Wednesday

Yes?

frozen lad

The absolute state of Barcelona
Also why is spurs selling everyone with less and less time to sign replacements? Is levy selling the entire club on some next level Jew shit?

In Bruges, it's what I'm watching

Lads. What are you favourite crisps?

Mine are red Doritos

Special mention tho for
Purple Knik knaks
Purple monster munch
Sea salt and black pepper kettle chips

There's those vegetable (non potato) kettle chips, but the knock off Tesco version which are fucking lush

Excision.

Lol. How could you possibly claim to be a big club when you’ve not won the league?

Speed

seabrooks salt and vinegar for me

Red Doritos have recently became my go to meal deal crisps, pickled onion mm was one who got replaced

Snatch

>roma cannot afford toby aldeweireld 25m release clause
should be a red flag for toby right there

Waiting for Trezeguet to villa to be confirmed so he can complete the leathal Egyptian three with Elmohamady

raising arizona

Stop using it wrong then CUNT

Mike Bassett Football Manager / Cass

currently listening to the fifa 2004 soundtrack AMA

tl;dr

>tl;dr

tl;dr

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what century are you from mate
question marks don't actually mean you're asking a question

Didn't they just get a billion pounds from Liverpool?

this to be honest, cannot fucking stand it when people use them like that

When will you stop finding comfort in the past and have sex?

What

Totally agree lad%

For me, it's let's

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Good lad

hey dont ask me THAT.

Wotsits

Lads. Is art actually shit?

no but shit IS art, slight difference

No, it's subjective

Art isn't shit, artists are shit.

Went to the annual contest exhibit at the National Portrait Gallery and the ones picked for the top 4 prizes were all crap, but I liked some of the other ones.

Not the self-portrait of the chink in a ball gag though, that was quite gay

No, but most of it is

fact is i'd love to shag tracey emin

Hmm. Bit shit mate

fact is the closest you’ll get to her is having a similar looking bedroom

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Lads. If it’s alright. I wanna kick it with ya all night.

Villa are being linked with Charlie Austin and that shit Trezeguet

They're gonna spend more than 100m on shit, howling

go back to watching your paul joseph watson vids. and dont forget your brain medicine

wew

Think you'll find we've already spent 100mil, buddy

I’m watching the new Louis Theroux on bbc iplayer

SWEET TRACEY EMIN

VIlla are always linked with Austin tho. its like Defoe 2.0

This years Fulham

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Pretty much every art critic is full of shit though

Think you're the first person to make that comparison mate

Art that is shit isn’t art

Lads. If you don’t obey God then you’re going to go to hell.

That’s pretty big if true

pay your licence

Which god?

if you do obey god and he doesn't exist then you've had a shite life for nowt

Good. I’d hate to be stuck with prudes. Give me endless Stones Tours and Perverts

I just go to church for the chicks

what if hell is just you surrounded by prunes

God isn't clear on which rules we're supposed to obey though

What is it like being a chicken nugget m8

Then you’ll be doing lots of poops

>ABLs dont understand rhetorical questions

i just go to church for the blowjobs
i'm really good at them now

Islam is the one true religion

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Didn't read lol

This comment never fails to make somebody seethe

In Bruges it is.

Same, but the priest said I was too old to give them now

Alri Jimmy, still paying your taxes i hope

business idea: islam but you're allowed to drink stella

Do a poll in Liverpool of what the word Rhetorical means. It will come back as 0. That’s the same as the number of PL titles they have.

>Beat your wife then fuck your kid

I'm listening

feel bad for the women desu

liar

I try my best to believe in whatever I need to but struggle when read shit like this
how does it make sense for a 6 year old to die? is it all according to God's plan?

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>abls dont understand what polls are

It isnt somebody

It's always me.

Business idea: Radical British Islam where you go a few steps back by being allowed to down pints and eat bacon sarnies but one step forward by locking up all females

Is it sad that people still remember Bog Sim?

I don't even like sports lol

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>muslims hate women
>muslims hate jews
>muslims hate gays
>muslims fuck kids
Sounds like the perfect Yea Forums religion

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Hook. Line. Sinker.

Business idea: go down the local and have a few pints

Why not male and female only pubs and bars?

A place to get away from the other gender and forget about sex

/trans/ has always had easily butthurt villa fans

Then it will be shit, but it won’t be a bad shit

Reviving an epic meme

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans

Do yourself a favour and go to an art gallery or two. You don't have to like everything and find purpose in it, it's like music; plenty of it won't land or you'll think it's outright crap, but some of it definitely will. It's free entry too remember.

The Walker in Liverpool has this fuck off massive painting of Napoleon I quite like.

Lads. Which nation in /trans/ is the worst?

Working mens clubs are basically that

You now remember Andre Vilas-Boas

A rhetorical "question" is still a "question".
The clue is in the word "question".
A rhetorical statement does not use a question mark

Back to school ryan

>A rhetorical statement does not use a question mark
seriously, get with the times grandad

That’s an easy one. Ireland.

Willy to fanny on a 5 year deal

Ireland

Cheese and Onion Tayto. Britbongs will never know

reminder arsenal fans are incels (involuntary celebrates)

Irish liverpool fans

UK has unironically crap crisps

sweden, holland and ireland

This shit is the best. Mexican friend brought it to me and then I had to order some from Amazon.

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Do Britishers really do this?

Seems to be a trend in most threads and communities with a few sprinkled americans in between.

Lol. You’re a faggot.

03 is better

Just wrong

Shout out for wheat crunchies and chipsticks

He's an indian, not a british. You can tell by the furniture.

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some of my amazon stuff is here
>thick thermal curtains
must-have for any shutin neet during summer
>comfy bed sheets and covers
comfy womfy
>weights, protein powder and bars
you need something productive to do instead of sitting in my room all-day
>punching bag stuff
when I'm seething over something I'll just take it out on the bag instead of you guys or my family

>computer load Anfield Stadium 14th April 2014
>start point 44th minute
>increase friction of Steven Gerrard's footwear by 200%
>run simulation

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03-06 was peak FIFA

This doesn’t even need to be asked. We all know it’s ireland.

>still lose

Allah will always find a way to foil the scouse.

very little sex going on in these particular posts

>

Europa League finalists @Arsenal have emerged as strong favourites to sign £32m rated Robbie Brady from @BurnleyOfficial (Sky Sports) #Arsenal #Burnley

Who the fuck rates him as £32m?

>£32m rated Robbie Brady
what in the fuck

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But he is worse and more expensive than Tierney.

FUCKING WHO

>32m
Oh no no no no no

GOAT penalty taker

twitter.com/beINTRANSFERS/status/1151145247432482816

obvious joke account lad

Rate

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Milner is the undisputed GOAT of penalties.

Lol. Milner isn’t the GOAT of anything. Literally discarded by city

So was Salah

1. Liverpool
2. Man City
3. Spurs
4. Arsenal
5. Chelsea
6. Wolves
7. Man United
8. West Ham
9. Leicester
10. Everton
11. Southampton
12. Watford
13. Aston Villa
14. Bournemouth
15. Burnley
16. Palace
17. Sheffield
18. Brighton
19. Newcastle
20. Norwich

>the state of that sponsor
Could they not afford to get it printed onto the shirt itself?

>Mo Salah
>Manchester City player
wahey thick cunt

He wasn’t discarded by city. But he wasn’t able to cut it at a big club

>computer load Nou Camp 1st May 2019
>start 96th minute
>increase Ousmane Dembele's intelligence by 300%
>run simulation

1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Good of them to line up in order

2nd from left looks like Bale

?

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>Liverpool winning the league
>Chelsea in the top 8
>Norwich dead bottom

Fix these and you're probably not far off

Couldn't stand being at a European cuplet team tbqh

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I'm not the biggest fan of Liverpool

But I love how butthurt that moment made a lot of people as if it was against the rules

>I'm not the biggest fan of Liverpool
What the fuck does that mean. You either are a Liverpool fan or you hate them.

>STATEMENT: FA contact Huddersfield Town about new heavily branded kit.

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Manchester City have identified current free agent and former West Ham striker Andy Carroll as a summer transfer target. (Per Source) #WestHam #ManCity

There is a world outside of Yea Forums

Kino.

Marketing campaign successful

>Manchester City have identified current free agent and former West Ham striker Andy Carroll as a summer transfer target. (Per Source) #WestHam #ManCity

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I live on Merseyside and I have never met a Liverpool fan who wasn't in some way a total prick / low life scum.

You are sounding a bit like an Evertonian, my dude.

about fucking time

No shit, sherlock

It’s true. I live outside Merseyside and can confirm.

That's how the rest of us views everyone from Liverpool

Shit, another target gone

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>Merseyside

kek just say you live in the wirral lad

>I live on Merseyside

Birkenhead wanker detected

You don't even live on the same landmass as him.

>wools

>"Hey user where are you from?"
>"The Wirral"
>"Uh, where's that?"
>"It's by Liverpool-"
>"Oh, you're a scouser, eh?"
It's not like there's much reason to be proud of being from here.

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shut up you tranmere fag

It's true, /trans/ is Yea Forums tier underage cancer nowadays. Cesspool of twats.
It gets worse every single year with newcomers

Lancashire, Cheshire and Wales = wool

Either you're from Liverpool or you aren't

my best scottish friend just ignore me and instead reply to other guys on this board instead of me, i m not good enough for him maybe haha and i though normal males werent picky on this website

i just wanted to have a good friend, a best friend not someone who slut around with other guys instead of you, he could have asked me for this kind of thing i would have helped him but instead he got corrupted by this general its really a shame

he was such a great cutie i sometime sad fap to his last messages i always check the archive and friend thread to see if he show up when he does im the happiest idiot on the planet , it makes me smile and i always reply to him its the best thing i can do giving him (you)s

if i was a cute girl he would fuck me everyday and i would cook, clean for him and he could kiss me, i d be the perfect housewife but instead im a male ugly one on top of that , i m not even tranny or something but its just when you like someone it hurt to see that they dont like u back

im always on Yea Forums checking for him why dont he like me he doesnt have too see me when i talk to him its with messages ! i dont see anything wrong with that

he helped me with my boredom in my third world country too i dreamt about moving in first world with him but it will never be possible ... i just wanted to marry him

Stop talking like you're a 17 year old in Wetherspoons, no one cares

watching tornado vids again
puttering at the notion that dozens of yanks die every years from these things because their little rinkydink dollhouses can't withstand a bit of wind every now and then

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Switch Arsenal and wolves

Scousers care, it's why The Sun (aka The Scum) was allowed to post it's shit to addresses in Skem

Didn’t read a single word

Wish one of you would pull me off

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>tfw no black queen gf
>tfw no blacks in my village
>tfw even if I got a black girl from somewhere else the entire village would look down on me
>tfw promised great grandmother I’d never marry a black girl
Why even live lads

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>>tfw even if I got a black girl from somewhere else the entire village would look down on me
this is surely one of the main draws
i love the idea of being a rebel

have sex incel

Forbidden fruit, wouldn’t mind if I lived in a city, but can’t have only black gf in the village, especially when everyone is racist
I had sex not even a month ago, haven’t been able to stop wanking since

>tfw even if I got a black girl from somewhere else the entire village would look down on me
this is only gay in the village tier
move out from your parents if it affects you that much

i don't know why you'd be going out of your way to placate racists
fuck em, shag a black girl and if the old farts don't like it then throw acid at them

English black girls are so much better than the American ones. I had a fling with a Nigerian girl when I lived in Brighton and I sometimes still miss her, such a lovely woman

Liverpool is unironically a great and comfy city

Just seen huddersfields new kit and I'm still not convinced it's real

it would be if it wasnt for the scousers and lack of windows

Don't know, never been

Based Hyppia.

Sponsor's real, design most certainly won't be used officially once competitive action starts. The FA are going to bollock them for breaking the rules (but will do fuck all about gambling sponsors plaguing the game in general or the imminent demise of both Bolton & Bury).

It'll end up as a standard patch on the front.

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>Newcastle head coach Steve Bruce could have more than £90m to spend this summer, Sky Sports News understands.

Levy is going to go turbo kike over the next few transfer windows in order to pay off the stadium debt. Like Arsenal, they'll use the debt as an excuse for lack of spending on big name players and will ultimately get where Arsenal are now. Only difference is Arsenal actually have won shit and will make it easier to rebound once Stan sells the club.

youtube.com/watch?v=AS_deqbuu6o

do you like that one?

depends

youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc

That's one massive kebab

youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68

>Real Madrid are planning to launch their "Operation 200" as they look to offload forwards Gareth Bale, 30, and James Rodriguez, 28, to fund their move for 26-year-old Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba. (Marca, via Sun)

Pogba's agent Mino Raiola has refused to discount the prospect of the Manchester United midfielder returning to Juventus. (AS)

>Neymar has opened the door to United as he desperately bids to leave Paris Saint-Germain. (Mundo Deportivo, via Sun)

Newcastle head coach Steve Bruce could have more than £90m to spend this summer in the transfer window. (Sky Sports)

>Bruce 'was the 11th choice' for the Newcastle job and not even on their original shortlist. (Daily Mail)

Hoffenheim have confirmed striker Joelinton, 22, is in "concrete talks" with a Premier League club - and Newcastle United are hoping to complete what could be a record-breaking deal for the Brazilian forward. (Chronicle Live)

>Leicester boss Brendan Rodgers has praised the professionalism of Harry Maguire, 26, and admitted he was "relaxed" about the interest of Manchester United in the central defender. (Independent)

Liverpool remain highly unlikely to sell Simon Mignolet, 31, and have no plans to send the goalkeeper on loan before the transfer window closes. (Liverpool Echo)

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Damn, is Ashley just racist?

>Manchester United have emerged new contenders in the race to sign 20-year-old Roma midfielder Nicolo Zaniolo. (Mirror)

Striker Romelu Lukaku, 26, is intent on leaving Manchester United for Inter Milan. (Times - subscription required)

>Unai Emery insists Arsenal are working to bring in "three or four" players before the start of the new season. (Independent)

Defender Laurent Koscielny, 33, faces showdown talks and being docked pay after he refused to go on Arsenal's pre-season USA tour. (L'Equipe)

>Midfielder Granit Xhaka is in pole position to replace Koscielny as the Arsenal captain. (Telegraph)

Juventus supporters gave Matthijs de Ligt's agent Mino Raiola a rock star reception as he accompanied the 19-year-old defender for his medical on Wednesday. (Metro)

>Arsenal's pursuit of Celtic and Scotland defender Kieran Tierney is fast becoming the transfer saga of the summer, but the Gunners could have competition for the 22-year-old. (Scotsman)

Arsenal have been warned they have not come "anywhere near" meeting Crystal Palace's valuation of 26-year-old forward Wilfried Zaha. (Mirror)

>Pep Guardiola has opened the door for Leroy Sane, 23, to quit Manchester City - by telling the £100m-rated German winger he can leave if he is unhappy. (Mirror)

Burnley are looking for £12m for 33-year-old England international keeper Tom Heaton, £8m more than Aston Villa have currently bid. (Birmingham Mail)

>Ashley Cole has sparked speculation he is about to join Chelsea's coaching staff after posting a picture of himself in an airport ahead of a flight to Japan. (Mirror)

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>Liverpool remain highly unlikely to sell Simon Mignolet, 31, and have no plans to send the goalkeeper on loan before the transfer window closes. (Liverpool Echo)
His agent is clearly angling for a move and I don't think Liverpool will try to keep him, just nobody else wants him.

youtu.be/sQ-Ex6Nq0d0
this is the best song from the game

>£90m
Is that on the proviso that Ashley manages to sell £120m of players first?

Just the prices for longstaff and that bloke that went for 30mil innit?

Seriously though, whats even the point in giving Bruce any money? They'll get relegated regardless.

>Bruce was 11th choice for the Newcastle job
At what point do you just give up and promote from within? 15 rejections? 20?

He gave Steve McClaren loads to spend as well. There's no logic.

They already bought two players and have said they will buy more retard.

>Cashley logic

>tfw you realize you're about to sell Elmohamody for 50 mil

Your /trans/ is very sexy. It has the sex.

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>Everton are interested in Juventus striker Mario Mandzukic, 33, and are waiting to see if the Croatia international has a future at the Serie A champions under new manager Maurizio Sarri. (Telegraph)

>tfw Everton win the Transfer Window Trophy AGAIN

villa will be lucky to get .5mil for Elmo if he fucks off to join brucie again

Not exaggerating but how could he even be that high on the list of choices

Zaniolo is cute and will make a great Man Utd brand model ambassador and player too I guess

I met Brucie in the kabab shop earlier, he said his starting bid will be 20mil + 5mil extra if Elmo brings a balti up with him

Because it's his boyhood club

The only reason he signed is because he agreed to go on low wages

Salt and vinegar Squares or pickled onion monster munch.

Good choice. The only one song i like from them.

>Zaniolo is cute

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Lads, I was memeing the first time, but I am serious now. If they sign the players they're linked to.... Everton can realistically win the league.

You've got to give it a season before they're in the championship, lad

But Chelsea, Newcastle and Brighton have already made reservations for the relegation zone - there's no space left.

I'm gonna be ordering some Flaming Hot Crunchy Cheetos.

>Chelsea

Chelsea.

>He doesn't know yet

Aw mate, you're in for a rough season

They surely won't do worse than the likes of Norwich or Southampton.

>Norwich
They have Pukki
>Soton
They have Ings
>Chelsea
They have...

Pukki has flopped in top flight football. Ings has been dead for years.

>trusting 90 million to steve bruce and not rafa benitez

yes that makes sense

Can't wait to see your fat fucking face when Soton re-sign Bale.

From Newcastle point of view obviously idiot learn to read

>he still thinks BAYOL is leaving Real even though the fans despise him

Neymar soon

300% of 0 is still 0.

That was the reason he was high on the list, because they know they can get away with cheap wages

Maybe you're the one who should learn to read, dickhead.

Literally not what you said idiot

Literally is, dumbass.

Learnt to write as well as read idiot

Go to bed, you're drunk.

This is fact. I lived there for a while and fuck me the chips are shit. You have good fries though, I like the malt vinegar and salt on them now.

Why did Tottenham sell Trippier?

Sabritas, Walkers etc, it's all Lay's
You're welcome.

Because they're a small time selling club

>it's a shitizen shitposts again episode and pretends he knows what he's talking about sub-plot
Getting really tired of these re-runs t b h.

Giroud. The most complete striker in the league, you brainlet.

>be Shitizen
>say that Huddersfield shirt isn't real
>Gets BTFO
>says that it's a plublicity stunt
>Gets BTFO
>says that it's against the rules thus can't be real
>----We Are Here-----
Annnnnnd BTFO again. Proof it is legit and proof that they're gonna get in trouble for it thus proving it is real.

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But he’s on my fantasy team

Don't worry he'll be the same price at toon

Probably get more game time too

>not having confidence in admitting when a man is handsome, cute, or attractive
Do you have something to tell us user? It’s 2019, we accept you for who you are

A lot of people who have a vendetta against Chelsea on here for whatever reason really need to have sex and gain height. Your relegation fantasies won’t come true with dross like sheffield, brighton and man united in the league

Ooooooh he's panicking, lads.

But I only got him cos of villa’s decent fixtures. Now who do I get?

I hate le arabz

Mings, same price, guaranteed to start

>dross calling others dross

hmm yes surely they wouldnt hope for this to happen during their marketing ploy when they already knew the rules regarding sponsor size

They didnt put the kit for sale in the shop btw you complete fucking melt

You can't market a turd, no one is buying Huddersfield shirts regardless

>say it's a real shirt
>NO IT ISN'T
>here is proof
>IT'S A MARKETING PLOY
>here is more proof
>NOPE IT ISN'T REAL
>here is proof that Huddersfield LITERALLY played in the fucking shirt
>NO IT NOT REAL REEE REEE REEEE *FUCKS TOILET BOWL* MUUUUUM I NEED MORE PISS BOTTLES MINE ARE EMPTY REE REE

Fucking Christ, mate. You're living in a insane world. You said it wasn't real. That is literally what you said. You've changed your story several times from 'it isn't real' (ie, fake/photoshop) to 'it is a marketing ploy' and now, despite proof Huddersfield played in the shirt, you're still claiming it isn't real. It is real, they'll be made to change it, but it is real. You'll now claim that is what you meant all along to save face and then I go to the archive and find your post going 'it's not real' and then you don't reply or say it wasn't you.

It it breaks the shirt rules then it's not real and just a pre-season/publicity thing. Simple as

In Bruges < The Guard

>pulishit is his best player
>manager is the english ole
OHNONONONONONONONO

Watching a friendly

>American commentator
Bad
>Female commentator
Very bad
>Female American commentator
Lord please kill me now

Dont be so ridiculous

>L’Équipe confirm tonight that Lille have received firm bids from Liverpool, Arsenal & Inter Milan for Nicolas Pépé. More tomorrow.
For me?
It's got to be tomorrow's L`Equipe.

>pretty much all the starting Africans and South Americans not playing against Norwich
Oh.

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But it is real. That's why they're in trouble. If it wasn't real then they wouldn't get in trouble for it.

the stadium costs spurs £24m a season from now on so no

how do you know they're in trouble?

is being the backup keeper at a big club literally the best football job in the world?

get paid 5 figures weekly to do nothing LMAO

See Or

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49026053

>Huddersfield Town have been contacted by the Football Association about the large sponsors' logo the Championship side have said will feature on their kit for the 2019-20 season.

There. It's real. It isn't a publicity stunt and it is an actual kit. They're LITERALLY asking for the ability to use it, but are in trouble for playing a friendly in it prior to asking.

not involved with this but i SHALL be reminding fitizen he got btfo, might throw Poland into it, depends on if he apologises to that dude or not, anyway, night lads.

The FA learned about it from the press releases.. So they aren't actually in trouble, it's just that the FA voiced its concern because they're obliged to do that in response to Huddersfield saying "we're going to break the rules".

Unless you somehow believe Huddersfield are retarded enough to go to their first championship match in this kit knowing they won't be allowed to, have a match forfeit and have to pay a fine

>Unless you somehow believe Huddersfield are retarded enough to go to their first championship match in this kit knowing they won't be allowed to, have a match forfeit and have to pay a fine
Yes please!

>they've been contacted
>FA voiced concern
>you're going to break the rules, lads
>this is somehow 'not in trouble'
If a police officer says 'don't do that or I'll have to arrest you' you are in trouble. You can get out of the trouble by not doing the thing. Or you can get into deeper trouble by doing thing. A police officer (or in this case, the FA of a country) talking to you about something you're doing is something that shouldn't happen and thus is a concern.

Even if we ignore that, they're in trouble as a noun because if FA goes 'no you cannot use this shirt' then they have to spend time and money redoing it. Which is in itself an issue. Thus 'trouble'. They'll have to go to the trouble, get it, of redoing it. One way or another.

You're arguing semantics. My point is that Huddersfield have been planning to use a proper, legal shirt in the actual competitive matches. And that currently they're not in any danger.

Can any Turks tell me about eljif Elmas? Is he good?

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For me it’s Cracovia.

>[A]

deets pls

Fernandes to Liverpool confirmed
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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location of 1st leg switch after the draw for whatever reason

based Krakozhia will win again

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>every
>single
>day

I see you trying to make a meme, like Javi Martinez to Liverpool (any updates btw) but you need to stop you bitter blue shite

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Pascal’s wager isn’t a rational way of thinking though

What’s your opinion of Manchester City prospect Tecno Doyle lads? Any chance he could keep Tecno Silva or Tecno De Bruyne Out the squad?

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I like his shirt number x

i've done the sums lads and there's no getting around it
liverpool are winning the league

Ive consulted my Witch Doctor (Dr Ngubu) and he says that you are talking nonsense. He also says he needs your bank details as he has £100,000 to transfer into your account

>Newcastle hoping to complete club record signing of Hoffenheim striker Joelinton in the next 48 hours. He is due for a medical ahead of completing a £36m deal and will be a welcome addition for new boss Steve Bruce. Newcastle been working on deal for six months.

And Rafa wasn't allowed to do this, why?

Because Rafa was on 6m a year, while Bruce is on 1m.
I also don't believe that Joelinton will sign, this is to tempt season ticket renewals.

Based Declan Rice dabing on epLEL, based West Ham top 4 easily, many tears from Yea Forums this season

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Juventus have completed the signing of Netherlands centre-back Matthijs de Ligt from Ajax.

Juventus say they will pay an initial fee of €75m (£67.8m) across five financial years with additional costs of £9.47m, making De Ligt the most expensive defender in Italian top-flight history.

>ywn be a football agent and make 10m for nothing

We're signing an African striker, do you have any info on that? /trans/ are super bitches they don't know anything and they seethe cause West Ham is moving up.

inb4 juventus win the league at a canter but drop out of champions league in the knock-outs when they face a better team

>for nothing
do you actually believe that

Maybe that's a french thing?

Napoli too apparently. Though they still hope to get James.

Hello.
Anybody wants a defensive midfielder? He was an essential part of France's world cup run.
Excellent vision and great pace. Great leadership too, just look at how commanding he is.
If you're looking for a cheaper option we have Gonalons.

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United do
how much?

He's good, you ruined him.

I think with 25m you can have him brought to your doorstep.
Sure he is. To pass sideways and get drunk at night to the point he can't even walk

islams for dumb cunts. no richness probably because it was made in the desert. anyway its useless shite
arts the highest virtue we got after faith and being good looking (i have one)
12 monkeys mate
oi is this a incel free zone?

straight swap for sanchez and youve got a deal

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Levy is not groenke

*dabs*

>another brit yoof dies in spain trying to jump from a hotel balcony into the pool
>his gf blames it on spanish balconies
>twitter.com/mmiassmith/status/1151557762448580609
could someone please explain why this happens so often and only with brits? I saw balconies in england when I lived there
thanks la's

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They don't have pools growing up

clearly says he fell from the balcony whilst on a work trip
not trying to jump into the pool

when are spanish balcony builders going to stop murdering innocent british youths?

Only scumbags go to Spain, because all they want from their holiday is the sun and an all inclusive bar.

interdasting

>a work trip
>in magaluf
>dead next to the pool
>english yoof
come on la, she's obviously lying
>when are spanish balcony builders going to stop murdering innocent british youths?
you should thank them for raising british average iq

>94299562
>94299591
One of the worst gimmicks in Yea Forums history. Why would a Serb bandwagon West Ham ffs.

Tbf I would argue that only scum bags go to certain parts of Spain.
My family have a place in Lisbon and we regularly drive through Spain and have visited some great places my favourite being Seville. Some other great towns and cities include Madrid, Barcelona, Vigo, Salamanca, San Sebastián, Valladolid, Córdoba, Granada

>My family have a place in Lisbon
okay tarquin

And a place in the Channel Islands. Do you have a problem with rich people?

>Do you have a problem with rich people?
yes

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Then get rich faggot

>west ham
>top half
L M A O

you better start changing that attitude or you'll end up an old poorfag

Thanks for taking care of them in the past few years. How good Zante, Corfu, Crete and Rhodes are is inversely proportional to the number of brits there.

>Maguire says in interview he wants to follow in footsteps of Ferdinand.

Right so now it’s fucking confirmed he’s going to united can they just announce the cunt already

Maybe he wants to make a prank TV show

Skiathos is lovely went for a friends wedding a year or so ago.

he means he's going to host a punk'd-style comedy show prior to the qatar world cup

I would say that it’s more likely he’s going to sign for united though tbqh

Good taste.

David Ornstein of the BBC and Daniel Taylor of The Guardian, among others, are leaving their jobs for a new sports site called The Athletic.

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reckon he will be good for west ham ive heard from Joe, who works at west ham's food and beverage division

Where he gets drunk and bums muzzies?

big fan of the guardian getting rid of notable abls

Thank fuck I won't have to see Ornsteins horrible mole and hooked jew nose anymore when I watch the lunchtime news

>Independent commission has fined Daniel Sturridge £75,000 and six week suspension for breach of betting rules. Ban is suspended for four weeks so able to resume career on July 31.

>the FA are going to appeal it

He just means he's going to miss a random drug test

some swede fell down too recently

Be the greatest defender of the premier league era. Sounds pretty good.

>£36m for a centre-forward who never scored more than 8 league goals in a season
Am I missing something?

>Jurgen Klopp insists he is happy with his Liverpool squad even if the club do not make any big summer signings.

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i have become rather concerned that this insistence by the club that we're not making any major signings is not part of an elaborate ruse

>ban players over the summer break
That'll teach them

>fell down
jumped

He literally said earlier in the window Liverpool have to spend to keep up.

Why is Klopp a compulsive liar? Is it because he is playing a character and keeps slipping. I’m not buying this good guy Klopp thing. He just loves the attention.

but why do they dislike Leicester?

Because they won the league and they’re Liverpool fans.

Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is putting "pressure" on Old Trafford chiefs to wrap up a deal for Sporting Lisbon midfielder Bruno Fernandes. (Daily Express)

>Arsenal are set to pay Dani Ceballos' entire salary while he spends the season on loan from Real Madrid. (Daily Star)

Fernando Llorente is assessing an offer to return to Serie A with Fiorentina after his contract expired with Tottenham. (Daily Mail)

>Neymar could be in line for a transfer to Juventus to link up with Cristiano Ronaldo, as the Brazilian pushes for a move away from PSG. (Daily Express)

Manchester United ace Eric Bailly is being eyed by AC Milan after being put off by Liverpool's £18m transfer valuation of Dejan Lovren. (Daily Mirror)

>Full-back Danny Simpson will join Celtic on trial next week after his Leicester City exit. (Scottish Sun)

Pep Guardiola claimed Manchester City's desire to keep Leroy Sane was "always there" and expects the midfielder to stay at the club.

>Frank Lampard, who has spoken to Sky Sports News from Japan in the last couple of hours, has reiterated his desire for Callum Hudson-Odoi to sign a new contract at Chelsea.

Juventus have confirmed the signing of Matthijs de Ligt. The defender moves from Ajax in a £67.5m pound deal and has signed a five-year contract.

>Speaking after Celtic’s Champions League qualifying victory over Sarajevo, boss Neil Lennon says there have been no further bids for Arsenal target Kieran Tierney. Lennon though does hope to bring in a player over the next few days.

Max Aarons has committed his future to Norwich by signing a five-year contract. The EFL's Young Player of the Season is highly regarded and has been linked with moves to Tottenham and Manchester United.

i think daniel taylor's a forest fan, so it's very possible he doesn't much like leicester either

>Jean Michel Seri looks set for a move to Galatasaray on a loan deal after just one season at Fulham. The Turkish side have confirmed they are in negotiations for the player.

Eden Hazard's dream move was Real Madrid, but Frank Lampard's Chelsea will not be a stepping-stone any longer.

>Sky sources understand Harry Maguire would be honoured to play for Manchester United and follow in the footsteps of his heroes Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand.

Roma midfielder Nicolo Zaniolo is open to a move to Tottenham this summer in a deal which would see Toby Alderweireld join the Serie A side, according to Sport Italia.

>Jurgen Klopp insists he is happy with his Liverpool squad even if the club do not make any big summer signings.

West Bromwich Albion’s pursuit of Sporting winger Matheus Periera is over after the Portuguese club demanded too high a price for the Brazilian forward, Sky Sports News understands.

>Meanwhile, Allan Nyom is nearing a move out of the Hawthorns, after a difficult three years at the Hawthorns.

Steve Bruce is due to sit down with Sean Longstaff in the coming days and tell him he is a key part of his plans for next season, Sky Sports News understands, amid continued interest in the midfielder from Manchester United.

>Bournemouth forward Lys Mousset is presently on route to South Yorkshire for a medical ahead of a £9m move to Sheffield United.

Rai Sport is running the sensational line that Neymar’s father will meet Juventus sporting director Fabio Paratici in Turin.

>Tottenham Hotspur have reportedly targeted Alessandro Florenzi and Elseid Hysaj as they step up their search for a right-back.

Milan are reportedly stepping up contract talks for Giacomo Bonaventura, who should regain full fitness next month.

>Napoli are reportedly set to offer €55m plus Adam Ounas for Lille forward Nicolas Pepe, but Inter have already bid €80m including bonuses.

Former Inter director Walter Sabatini claims ‘I’d find a new boyfriend for Wanda Nara’ if Mauro Icardi was still his player.

>Inter have reportedly switched their attentions to Paris Saint-Germain striker Edinson Cavani after being priced out of Romelu Lukaku.

Parma have officially signed striker Andreas Cornelius and midfielder Dejan Kulusevski from Atalanta.

>Matthijs de Ligt says while ‘it’s sad to leave Ajax’, he had to join Juventus as he is ‘in love with the Italian art of defending’. De Ligt finally completed his €85.5m transfer to Juve from Ajax on Thursday, and the defender explained why he chose the Bianconeri over the likes of Barcelona, Paris Saint-Germain and Manchester United.

Arsenal are poised to complete the season-long loan signing of Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos, according to fresh reports.

>Juventus goalkeeper Mattia Perin has landed in Portugal ahead of a €15m transfer to Benfica.

Paris Saint-Germain boss Thomas Tuchel has confirmed Neymar has wanted to leave the club from ‘before the Copa America’.

>Paris Saint-Germain rejected a Barcelona offer of €40m alongside Philippe Coutinho and Ivan Rakitic for star forward Neymar, say reports.

Atletico Madrid will announce the signing of Espanyol defender Mario Hermoso in the coming hours, according to Cadena Ser.

>Parma sign French winger Yann Karamoh from Inter on loan with the obligation to buy

Dijon are signing Bruno Ecuele Manga from Cardiff City - local reporting

>Younousse Sankharé upset with Bordeaux’s treatment of him: “At a minimum, I need to be respected... I am not going to go to any random project just because they have decided to rid of me.”

Lille sign 19-year-old forward Virgiliu Postolachi from PSG

>Dijon make initial approaches for Rangers left-back Borna Barisic

PSG announce the departure of Christopher Nkunku to RB Leipzig for a reported €13m + €2m in bonuses

>Lille set to close €15m deal with Charleroi for 20-year-old Nigerian forward Victor Osimhen

20-year-old attacker Rafael Leão set to quit Lille with bids from Valencia (€35m + €5m), Everton (€37.5m), Napoli (€32.5m) & potentially Aston Villa currently on the table

>L’Équipe report that it is decision time for Nicolas Pépé and his representatives. Lille have received firm bids from Arsenal, Inter Milan and Liverpool for the player, but are now waiting for clarity from Pépé’s clan. If the Ivorian does not want to join one of those three sides, Lille will then open negotiations with other interested clubs who haven’t made a proposal, namely Napoli and Atletico Madrid, to see if they will match the €80m bonuses included bids currently on the table.

Real Betis have provisionally agreed to sign Lyon captain Nabil Fekir in a €25m deal on a five-year contract, say reports.

>Fiorentina are interested in signing Fernando Llorente, according to Sky in Italy.

fell

>Rumour- Gareth Southgate spotted entering Kyoto Animation HQ earlier this morning
F

>piggy
youtube.com/watch?v=ntkPT-FiYcs

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we believe gravity is a uniquely british thing

What a pig!

Lads. Anyone watching This Morning? Ainsley Harriot is fucking top banter.

i thought nobody under 60 watched this morning

I am 61

outside the pool

What’s for lunch lads? Just ordered a Subway on Deliveroo.

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on the street, there was no pool

>chicken and cheese
HARAM

Subway is shit in England.

The only reason I can think of for that, is that they don't think it's harsh enough

Chicken Parm
Hunters chicken
Chicken tikka pizza

To name but a few

All our food is shit m8

Chicken en croute

im sure this bitch was already being fucked by ngubu while writing all these shit

Sunday roast and big breakfast is good

>Fekir was announced for 60M at Liverpool just a couple of years ago
>Now going to Betis for 25M
Take care of your knees people

what u get at subwa y

>doritos tangy cheese
utterly disgusting

he jumped too far

Honestly what do you even buy?
Maybe a second rate fullback that is comfortable playing on both sides. Other than that, it's a bit of a waste of money to buy right now. I'd say bide your time and see how the team develops, or invest more money in the backroom staff and facilities

Pizza sub with spinach, tomato, jalapenos, pickles and ranch

used to get pizza sub with most veges + honey mustard with my dad. He got killed by the bloody sun

Mbappe2020

Would have got red but unavailable on deliveroo option

they are waiting to see the coutinho situation develop before spending on other players

Wishful thinking barcafag

>water is in all drinks so live off only pepsi and beer for a month
>feel extremely ill so drink 6l a day instead of 2l because theres less water due to more other stuff
>still unwell

dont get it lads

Water is a meme lad

Lads. Do you think British kids should be taught about LGBTQ couples being ok at school?

yeah

shouldnt be forced to drink water though its just a capitalist conspiracy to get people to buy liquid, when solids are clearly the superior form factor

Spurs should try to get Mandzukić

>LGBTQ
What does Q stand for

>LGBTQ
I assume you mean LGBTQIA+ you fucking bigot

Queens

sorry potato, it's done
coutinho to liverpoo for 180m

quavers

Qtinho

So >we get lo celso then. All nicely wrapped up. Looking like >we will challenge city for the title

LGBTQ
Lindelof
Griezmann
Bale
Tarkowski
Qtinho

Need fullbacks

twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/1151812491707445251

Based Chelse/a/

How come Klopp never even attempted to buy Kante? It's impossible to find a player more fitting Klopp than him

Kante wouldnt go. He’s all about winning relevant trophies like the PL and World Cup

kanté wanted to win titles

Gotta be these. But if they’re not available regular s & v McCoys will do.

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Feel bad for Southgate but Kyoanus is shit.

Lads. These are life changing. I’m not joking. Can’t believe how fucking good they are.

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Never had em. Sort me a bag

We getting sessegnon and foyth plays rb now. There's a story where Foyth said that Poch asked him if he feels comfortable playing there and he does

Send some over m8.

You spics are more defensive about balconies than the tourists who your actually dependent on for survival, fix your balconies or shut the fuck up, we’ll start going to Italy on holiday so you can starve to death as your economy crashes

But Sessegnon is (and was last season) rubbish so that won’t work. Foyth is a walking catastrophe waiting to happen.

>mfw a Spanish balcony was structurally weak near me

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Only got 3 left but will send you 1

It wasn’t weak. He just fell off it

Matthijs de Ligt is going to be the new Scirea and there's nothing you can do to stop him

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Tony Blair was great

bald by 25

And him and his team mates would swap it for a premier league medal too

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t. Virgin until his death

Enjoying the fact that the Newcastle management are acting like everything is normal whilst all the fans are rioting.

As a Toon fan I hope the team get booed at every match

>as a Toon fan

I’m sorry for your disease

The players wouldn’t. They don’t give a fuck. It’s the fans that are desperate for the league. All Liverpool fans would swap their last 2 CL wins for 1 PL. it’s why they get so angry when you mention it.

haha. what does a breast like that feel like guys?

Peking Opera Blues. You're welcome.

Bags of salty coins

salty coins

no one's swapping istanbul for a premier league
last year's sure because we were actually capable of winning the thing

Why not Istanbul? Gerrard cheated to win that one anyway

because it was a literal miracle and it was the first european cup anyone under the age of 40 would have seen us win
other teams' fans might think they know happiness, but they really don't because they don't have istanbul. maybe leicester fans

Pretty sure any team who’s won the premier league knows happiness

>winning a football match on pens is a literal miracle
fucking magnets

>it was a literal miracle

Diving to win is not a miracle

>coming back from 3-0 down at half time with two players off injured before half time against one of the greatest teams assembled in the modern era
>that dogwank liverpool team
>vlad smicer scoring
>xabi missing the pen then grabbing the rebound
>djimi traore playing
>djimi traore goal line clearance
>stevie g playing in about seven different positions throughout the second half and extra time
>sheva missing point blank twice in two seconds
>sheva missing his pen
>dudek crazy legs
god was definitely involved lads. there's no getting away from it
and that's without even talking about the earlier stages; OHHHHH YA BEAUTY, igor biscan dominating juventus, ghost goals
nothing will top it, soz

You didn’t put the bit about the dive

>maybe Leicester

Literally nobody knows THAT happiness except Leicester fans. I remember everything about that season and won't ever forget.

i'm unsure if you think i'm ashed of gerrard dive or something
i'm not
greatest dive in the history of the sport, feel free to add that to my greentext wall

The difference is that everyone is happy for Leicester and their fans because they’re not cunts

I’m just saying that it can’t be a miracle if you cheat to achieve it.

what about jesus when he cheated death like?

Thank you

That was a lie mate.

*sips*
I remember when it was just LGB

Faggot

I remember when being gay was considered a bad thing.

Bad times

I still call people fags as an insult. I feel great about it.

luv L
don't mind G
'ate B
'ate T
'ate Q
'ate I
'ate A
'ate +
Simple as

you shouldn't; it's considered offensive to the gays

and offensive to the non-gays. so perfect for insulting someone.

we will always side with spanish balconies because:
>english tourists: they are poor, spend little money, uneducated, smell bad, drunk, ugly
>spanish balconies: they kill english tourists
sorry la but it's an easy choice for eveybody in spain and worldwide

i reckon just let em live how they want to
not hurting anyone

Is there anything good about Ireland? I can only think of bad stuff

Poor
Catholic
Only eat potatoes
Dumb
No electricity
Mostly Liverpool and Celtic fans
Bad quality whiskey

Love On the Continent

'at the Football Ramble

Simple as

But cleaning up the brains and blood probably is a downside

I found a bottle of lucozade that's only a few months past the best before date in the back of the cupboard yesterday. That's my final offer for Qtinhoe.
>We
only sign man mountains these days.

catholicism is based
so is being poor when it leads to rising up against your colonial masters

Love both tbqh

I’ve had pretty much the same hairline since I was 15, and I still have it at 27. Thought I would be bald by 20 kek

>Catholicism
>being poor

Woah lad. Can confirm 100% this is incorrect.

Their women don’t have good arses either. Grim

love guardian football weekly
hate totally football show
simp's

Based and Barrypilled

Guardian’s banter level is super low tho

Luv Alun Brazil even tho eez a jock twat
Ate Saunders fookin sheep nonce

HHAAAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

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Brazil literally defends the man who molested him as a child. He’s genuinely mentally and intellectually deficient

I agree with you that Iain Mcintosh is the lowest form of human life

Luv is luv
simple

‘Ate this cunt

alan brazil is one of those blokes who's effortlessly hilarious, but a complete and utter bellend

this desu, both shows are very based

Europelet cope

Biggest cunt in the world?

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Love is age blind, bigot

love the world football phone in
love the theme tune
love big tim vickery and the south african lad
love mina
'ate dotun
detest paul "galata"sarahs
simple as

Whomst

Please return when the club you support can satisfy the below criteria
1. They are based in the country you live
2. They have won the league

Adrian Durham

tbf gough is far more of a tit than him, likewise jason cundy

'ate podcasts
you're all fags

This. If you listen to podcasts then your a faggot end of

not even berhamsted lads?

HEADS GONE

when is he getting put down

only football ones I bother with are quickly kevin, football ramble, on the continent and WFPI
dropped second captains a while back when they started to go subscription route, shame as they were really good

Lads. United have won the prem loads of times

I only listen to Liverpool specific podcasts

but none in the post-var era
makes you think

Max Rushden - opinions?

>listening to groups of men 'bantering' in your ears
fucking shirtlifters the lot of ya

For me, it's the boomer Italian nostalgiacast

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I guess that’s better than never winning tho right?

Rory fucking up the open

>over-excited Portuguese poster hasnt made a Europa League thread

he's alright, think being "ex-soccer AM" goes against him a bit, he was too good for that show

i like him

This is a good podcast I just hate Gab Marcotti. He’s so fucking smug and I can’t work out why

>Good Morning, Its me JIM WHITE with another stupid question that you retards will lap up
>Should the league introduce mandatory prayer breaks for religious players? And should clubs have prayer mats situated at each corner of the pitch?

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fairly certain i'm not arsed

twitter.com/talkSPORT/status/1150865117501935616

Simple as

Jim white can fuck off

>Roland Duchatelet

NEW THREAD

Early lad. Well in

Thanks for getting this together so quick

it's the same

doesn't seem to know much about football but he's borderline bearable

>doesn't seem to know much about football
>borderline bearable
so he's /ourrguy/?

P.S. XOXO and Beyond were alright tbf

>podcast about couples and love
>playstation podcast
ain't listening to that shit nigga