Wow, breakfast in bed. I’m the luckiest man in the world

>Wow, breakfast in bed. I’m the luckiest man in the world.

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Burnt toast is unironically the best

imagine being able to pick all the cuties in argentina and still choosing some indio chick

Lol, bitch spent her teens fucking dicks instead of learning how to cook with her ma' and now she's a useless partner, can't even make toast LMAO

Literally how do you fuck up toast

fpbp

but she's a qt indio

his face telling how retarded he is

I don’t want a gf if I have to pretend to be happy with burnt toast

>burnt toast with grass tea for breakfast
Jesus Christ...

Are you sure this isn't some Sudaca speciality? They are eating monkey soup afterall

them indios are the best bruv

>No beans
>No cheese on top
>Blackened like the skin of a swarthy somalian

Get out my fucking house

But Indias are the cutest

That’s mate, mate.

t.indios

>t. Weak white boi who cant handle cute brown girls

im italian

i'm white, just saying the way it is, they're all kind hearted and cute, white women are always annoying bitches

>I'm Italian
>flag

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so what if i have curly hair big lips and black skin im sicilian ;)

enjoy your cancer

Who eats beans with toast?

>beans

Kys

>beans

Baked beans on warm buttered toast is good, you should try it.

No, I really shouldn't.

the thought of gf burning toast is kinda cute to me desu

Got to have a fried egg on top as well

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>getting cancer from toast
i'm not a pleb

>hating beans
plebs, all of you minus my based beans bros

the same morning the good lad Alexis

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Based BOSSman

mmmm beans on toast

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