What went wrong?

imagine her farting in your face

did she ate a whole fucking 'za before taking this pic
her stomach is as bloated as mine after i have a cheat day

uuuuughhhh

I WANT it

She took a load of my dick before taking the pic lad, sexy slut ass bitch

Why did she delete all her social media? Is she still alive?

damn bronado youre edging too much

Sorry man, sluts are fun for a bit, but a loyal wife is with you for life, but this Thot needs a good dicking if you know what I mean

cm
>literally everyones dream

maybe for you. red blooded high-test alpha chads prefer taller women

thats a fucking gay ass bitch ass opinion man you gotta pick em put and toss them around
fuck outta here submissive beta moor this is the chad thread

She's quite fat now. Very sad to see her in that state.

t. saw her at a servo with her mum when I was in la

Has anybody here even, you know, had sex before?

No way she's not burning the coal

She's going to blame it all on getting fingerbanged a few times

>Chad thread
WOOOOAHHH hold your horses big boy.
Everyone list your heights and dick sizes RIGHT NOW to prove this is a Chad thread. I'll start:
>6'9
>9"

we're in the age of social media, where teenage girls feel insecure when they see all these influencers posing with their fake butts
pretty depressing if you ask me

This was her like a year ago

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no :(

I was close but I'm such a loser even she wouldn't fuck me :(

:(

6'5
9'5
short nigga but dick tall

>6'
>4 inch

WHY ME

what a disaster wtf

Saucy minx was asking for it, the doc dindu nuffin wrong

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You can still pass. How much sex have you had?

what a fat cow

Im still a virgin at 25 lol

Just ignore your legs and walk with your dick bro

none, I have horrible confidence and no real stable way to drive
not me

By choice or by virtue of being not a chad
Sorry man, leave the thread rn

>while eating flaming hot cheetos and commenting on threads he'll never be a part of

please go out with me lass

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Idk desu, I’d say I’m about average looking, dress well, lift, 5’9, can hold conversations, go to school, etc

Most women I talk to already have bfs

>5’9

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bro same but im 5'11
i think im just ugly to be honest

Yeah yeah meme about height all you want but I’m unironically taller than 80% of the women here (Florida)

>2012 was 20 years ago

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Why is a 15 year old child making those faces?

Goddamn she's busted, women really do age like milk

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being a thot truly destroys the body

Yeah, 15-year olds don't even know what sex is lol. Do you live in a cave, lad?

Her face has been bogged and she got one of those ridiculous kardashian arses. Shame becsuse she was kinda cute.

Same here.
Cringe

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she wasn't good enough for gold

Such a sad tale

F

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28 here lads.

>filename

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Look at those legs. She's so thick brehs

Hello boner.

Bro, it's nothing to be ashamed about. Don't make it define you because then people will detect that you're a virgin, just own that shit and marry some Mormon bitch

She has a fat cunt

At least you guys can hire whores with no risk

I’ve never even had a gf before

my old friend

Imagine the smell

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brehs i can smell the 'za and issues from here

So? Life isn't about only sex my dude, find some washed up bitch who's been abused or something who doesn't care about sex or some actual good hearted woman who doesn't mind and finds it nice that your a virgin. Those types of women will be hard to find but worth it. Also, nothing is stopping you from marrying your first gf, this modern game of dating where you need have had like 15 partners before settling down is retarded and leads to broken families and fucked up kids

She has this slutty aura that makes my dick go hard in a second.

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What did she mean by this?

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White women are fucking disgusting

>that thing
>white
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Shut up, manlet.

What went wrong?

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oh my god

>this modern game of dating where you need have had like 15 partners before settling down is retarded and leads to broken families and fucked up kids

Man it really does. Sad shit

Go back to the bagel shop.

me on the left

she fell for the GOMAD meme

no white

>I need a woman in my life

One wise guy with cool moustaches once said: "aaah women, they make highs higher and lows more frequent"

saw a bird from bosnia on the world cup and she was one of the hottests girls ive seen so you guys are aight *hi-5s*

She looks like she exclusively fucks black men

You mean lays there like a dead fish until he's finished and then browses her phone

>has
*is

I just want to eat ass once in my life is that too much to ask for

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Leave McKayla alone! Why don't you guys ever talk about any other gymnasts?

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based t b h

>What went wrong?
She's not my wife.

As if she waits til he's done before she pulls out her phone

>wifing a coal burner

Taylor swift is hideous

Proof?

he could have saved her

more like McKayla Macaroni am i rite

All American white girls have at least taken one black dick by the age of 18

Maybe in your fantasies, but the rest of us live in the real world where many white women are disgusted by blacks. Most just don't want to admit it.

Cope

I’d say that Depends upon what kind of relationship they had with daddy.

Those who despise their father are attracted to someone who is as unlike him as possible. Those whose fathers failed, but the father at least made an effort tend to not want black dudes, unless it’s the rare Obama-type black guy that no one minds

have sex incel

Cope, I'm black(white) and I fuck white women all the time

You only fuck fat chicks mate.

Im black and i fuck white girls all the time. It's true

Wrong

>moors
>black
fuck outta here white boi

Hah jokes on you I'm a virgin

seething

t. mad whiteboi

I want to feed her a gallon of egg salad and use her tooshie as a pillow for the night with the covers over my head

>her vagina is so fat it bulges

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based and brappilled
I wish she'd sit on my face while wearing yoga pants and just unleash all of her gas

she has a healthy diet bro, i doubt she farts more than like 4 times a day

if she's taking any kind of amount of protein, then she's a brap machine

>she has a healthy diet bro
Then why is she fat?

How many fingers do you think Doc fit in her cunny?

The whole fist

based Monte negro

wew

Imagine being the 16 year old chad she sent nudes to

It was probably Michael Phelps

...is it true that normal people lose their virginity at around 15?

no, but it is true that most females fart 14 times a day at least and hopefully gril in OP can fart on my face

>3'6"
>17"

lmao not even close. I would say even by 18 less than 30% have.

what is happening here

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i dont get it

i lost mine at 15

Don't brazilian girls usually start having sex at 12 tho?

I nearly lost it at 14 but I pussied out. The girls years later told me she was ready to lose her virginity with me during the middle school prom, lel. We fucked afterwards and I lost it at 23.

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lots of injuries
newswire.net/newsroom/blog-post/00110636-why-did-mc-kayla-maroney-retire-so-early.html

14-15 is more common

Career ending anal injury?

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ptsd

i almost lost my virginity at around 14 too but i was too shy to even kiss my gf so she dumped me after two days

Steroids

wow literally nothing happened. What were you trying to achieve by posting this?

perro coño

My dick, right into orgasm

>being ashamed of your dalliances at 14

Nigga nobody was smooth at 14, sooner you drop that the better

perro que pariu!

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yum

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How do you go from this to this?

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upgrade

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to this

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She reminds me of Lana Rhoades

You just know she was one of those flirty sluts at 13, Larry did nothing wrong

You can be taller than most women but if you're 5 10 you're still considered short by those women shorter than you. Its just the way it is bagel boy.

Based

She's a fatty.

Low self esteem.

She had plastic surgery for lips and implants for tits and ass
White trash whore

incel post

whiteknight reply

>homeschooled
>molested
>"famous" from a meme at 17
>Orange County

she had no chance

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She's not gonna fuck you dude