About that 1-7 defeat that we had five years ago

>So, you're german
Games won: 13
Games drawn: 5
Games lost: 5
>So, you're british
Games won: 11
Games drawn: 11
Games lost: 4
>So, you're italian
Games won: 9
Games drawn: 2
Games lost: 5
>So, you're belgian
Games won: 3
Games drawn: 0
Games lost: 2
>So, you're croatian
Games won: 3
Games drawn: 1
Games lost: 0
>So, you're french
Games won: 6
Games drawn: 3
Games lost: 6
>So, you're mexican
Games won: 24
Games drawn: 7
Games lost: 10
>So, you're portuguese
Games won: 12
Games drawn: 3
Games lost: 4
>So, you're spanish
Games won: 5
Games drawn: 2
Games lost: 2
>So, you're uruguayan
Games won: 38
Games drawn: 17
Games lost: 21
>So, you're argentine
Games won: 46
Games drawn: 25
Games lost: 39
>So, you're american
Games won: 18
Games drawn: 0
Games lost: 1

So, why, instead of circlejerking about a defeat that was five years ago with a completely different team than the one we have nowadays, don't you people look at your own defeats? We've humiliated every single country in this sport, know your place. We literally don't give a fuck about you, you're all small, insignificant to us. Literally every brazilian already forgot the 7-1, we don't even think about Germany here.

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7-1

7-1

>Netherlands
Games won: 4
Games drawn: 4
Games lost: 4
>Canada
Games won: 2
Games drawn: 2
Games lost: 0
12 Jan 1996 Brazil v Canada 4-1 CONCACAF Gold Cup

I never really watched soccer but WHAT? 7-1? brazil lost 7 goals to 1 in a world cup semi final AT HOME? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

4-4-4 is not too bad I guess also 7-1

>6-3-6
And you had better keep it that way and lose again to the likes of Belgium again next time

WTF... you guys lost to Argentina 39 FUCKING TIMES??????
URURUGAY 21 TIMES??

OHNONONO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAAHAHAAH

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>New Zeland
Games won: 3
Games drawn: 0
Games lost: 0

23 Jun 1982 Brazil v New Zealand W 4-0 FIFA World Cup
30 Jul 1999 New Zealand v Brazil W 0-2 FIFA Confederations Cup
04 Jun 2006 Brazil v New Zealand W 4-0 International Friendly

We're five times world champions
five times confederations cup champions
one time gold medal olympics champions
nine times copa america champions
Keep that in mind.

keeek, that game Belgium was extremely luck, we were better, we had more possession, more shots on target, more passes. You were lucky to have played against Belgium because if you had played against that Brazil it would be a very different result.

in 1982 we sent over LITERAL farmers, like actual literal cow milking farmers, and they still didn't lose 7-1 HAHAHAHAHA

Sure, you sent farmers and not professional players to a World Cup, yeah, right, I'll believe that...

Imagine doing all of this research just because you're still seething over a 7-1 loss to Germany from like 10 years ago

Thats nice
How many of those teams lost 1-7 in a WC at home though?

Only O HEXA can wipe away the shame of 7:1. Until then keep quiet.

>denial
>anger
bargaining

We sure do play quite often.

We would have destroyed you mate

>So, you're german
>Games won: 13
>Games drawn: 5
>Games lost: 5
There have literally only been 2 matches of Germany vs Brazil. 2002 and 2014.
>23 matches
>he rates friendlies
literally bong tier not gonna lie

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Lmao at all those losers. At the end of the day guess who got 5 (FIVE) WCs?

Guess who got 6

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We have 4 world cups

>18-1
jaj good on Joao

Nah the first half was 50-50

Then with 2 goals lead the strategy was just "give the ball to hazard"

Not us tho'

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no user that's not how it works, what defines who is the better team in a game is the scoreboard, nothing else. why would belgium push more when they were in the lead? statistics are for losers.

>So, you're french
>Games won: 6
>Games drawn: 3
>Games lost: 6

Yep, you're still our bitch kek

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>Literally every brazilian already forgot the 7-1, we don't even think about Germany here.

>this thread

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

SIN LLORAR PUTO

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>Drawing twice to Canada
7-1

Sete a um

Is there anything as cringe as Brazil's obsession with Olympic football? The only team to have unironically taken that joke seriously and they still needed a home tournament (which they almost choked) to win it

>losing 1-7 ON HOME SOIL
ahahahahahhaah suck a dick you're never getting the hexa

What's your record against us?

7-1

*Blocks your path*

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1-7

BASED

Uruguay literally uses their Olympic stars in their jerseys and we're the obsessed ones?

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0 world cups

>BRAZ1-7

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Maracanazo 2.0 REALLY did a number on you guys, huh?