/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - Matthijs de Ligt is MISSINGedition

Does that mean you'll stop posting this ugly tranny?

she is a little bit too natural for that, I wonder how many times did they reshoot that scene

I'm afraid so, Betis' green doesn't suit her as well as Roma's colours do

Early blessings by yours truly

Keep up the good work "fras"!

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United spent 89 (EIGHTY-NINE) millions on Harry Maguire and there are people rolling their eyes on de Ligt's price

Fair price for him
Ranocchia > Maguire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> de Ligt

Why is he still a Leicester player on transfermarkt?

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t. pic related

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Eplel is on another level of retarded when it comes to transfers. The prices are more or less doubled when two english clubs makes a transaction. Maguire is english as well which only increases his price.

Betty no!

I have to say that the away jersey is pretty aestethic

I simply can't get over how poorly teal and yellow mix

It's just stupid underages who cares

kino

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Were it just yellow and teal I would have agreed, but those black stripes really help the colors mix together

love it

Serie C is looking better every day lads.

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so their idea is playing with used balls

thats not yellow

>deligt didn't pass his medical tests
OH NONONONONONO

*walks towards you*

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He cute

Did they shave them properly tho

>walks two steps
>already tired
OH NONONONONONONONO

literally perfect

>getting rid of Gattuso is the right move

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Enjoy Lukaku

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Pookaku >>> Rapenaldo

>tfw no Cristiana gf

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Better.
youtube.com/watch?v=GxZINSp3tN0

Lukaku is elite.

I wanna see J-rod and Icardi in Napoli so bad

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>Roma's Pezzella on loan to Modena
Antonucci wins the prize

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ADL is begging for a loan so you might as well forget James.
>Icardi
Milik is better

send help

Unironically fatter than Higuain lmao

You would rather have a twink for a CB?

No CB should be below 184 cm and 80 kg.

based

Don't worry they won't buy both thanks to that clown dickhead adl

is he even trying? with Hames and Icardi is scudetto easy

He doesn't care about winning he only wants the champions league money

*Cannavaro nods respectfully towards you*

When are they going to reveal 19/20 fixtures?

I just read the 20th of July, but it's not really clear to me

29th or 30th.

Plus he's waiting for someone to buy Napoli, he's already investing in Bari

Top clown teams in Italy right now:
1-Napoli
2- Inter
3-Roma
4-Milan
5-Juve

Imagine Inter's reaction when they get snubbed by their fucking cousins

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Milan is finished, ruined eternally

Would Modric make Milan a scudetto contender?

>implying they have the money for it
Modrić is going to some boomer retirement league to get his last fat contract.

Easily, yeah.

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>can't get Ceballos
>Ceballos: "Milan? I thought it was a great club, but I must admit I haven't really kept up with it. Once my agent told me about their interest I decided to find out more and was dissapointed by the downward trajectory it seems to be in. I wish them the best in finding their way back to where they think they belong, but it's not for me to join them in that pursuit"

>Think they can land Modric somehow
Yikes

>Dybala
???

Bullshit rumor I've seen on facebook.

>tfw you aren't rich enough to play real life career mode
why even live

I hope huawei buy napoli

that's pretty random

>>Rumours of a long anticipated move for GF from AS user
>The latest report indicated that GF has been encouraged by her agent and top advisors to end a 6 year partnership with AS user, to greener pastures at a more prestigious club. AS user has been working on improving conditions for GF but does not have the resources to dedicate to core issues within the club, such as the stadiums roof, which has been slowly but surely crumbling away over the last few years.

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Yeah, i don't want them to end like milan

>Mauro Icardi will wait for Juventus until August 10, claim Sportmediaset, but there are reports Inter will give Napoli a discount to €70m.
>The striker was left out of the pre-season tour of Asia and told he is not part of Coach Antonio Conte’s plans, but is rejecting all negotiations other than Juve.
>According to Sportmediaset, the Argentine is holding out until August 10 for Juventus to get a deal done, otherwise he’ll start opening the door to Napoli.
>Inter have no intention of reinforcing direct rivals Juve, so Tuttomercatoweb suggest they’d be prepared to give Napoli a discount to €70m, compared to the €80m price-tag quoted to the Bianconeri.
>These figures are significantly more than the €50m mentioned in the media over the last few weeks.
>The open nature of the breakdown in relations between Icardi and Inter mean his price-tag has plummeted from €110m in January to around half that now.

football-italia.net/140897/icardi-sets-juventus-deadline

Time to look at the free agents available user, there are plenty out there to fill the GF position. Maybe look into getting rid of the roofing all together.

Why the fuck he wants to go to juve, to make the same end like higuain?

sure De Laurentiis paying 70m for a player inter has to get rid of

>Sportmediaset

I don't believe for a second that Marotta expects Juve or anyone else to pay 70/80 millions for him

>Why the fuck he wants to go to juve, to make the same end like higuain?
Well, if what they say is true neither he or Wanda want to move from Milan, and Turin isn't really that far
None of the two teams are willing to pay that much for him. I still expect him to move to Napoli for 55-60.

Has there even been any noise coming from Juve that they're interested?
They have too many strikers as it is

Just your usual rumors about Paratici being interested in Icardi. I think that currently their number one priority is to get rid of Mandzukic/Higuain and try to get Chiesa if possible.

>adl
>60m

Kek

>florenzi - alderweireld - mancini - spinazzola
honestly bretty gud desu

Reminder ICC just started

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>good for a flukey blooter once every 2 seasons manlet - outshone by ngubu - le goalscoring defenter (atalanta scam #74) - good dribbler, below average defender, barely 10 appearances last season (atalanta scam #68)

>rb florenzi
>good

>adl
>loan with an OPTION to buy for 50m plus 3m bonus and ALL THE PLAYERS IMAGE RIGHTS

imagine that convo with wanda, I can imagine there will be a lot of "no"

Imagine be so retarded to not sign players because of MUH IMAGE RIGHTS

Now Jj will have to buy Darmian to replace Cancelo

OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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pls sauce

>Now Jj will have to buy Darmian to replace Cancelo
Jokes on you >we will get Hysaj instead

Cancel stay

>le modric mr. X
no

Aurora Fantacci

>calling de shit fat means that I think juve should have bought a weak manlet

They don't have the money for that

you took the tsupill already right?

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cringe

based as fuck

Is Ronaldo the biggest chad ever?

I met Nedved in the airport the other day. I asked him if it was true they were signing Icardi and he said no.

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I met Agnelli in the EasyJet terminal yesterday, I asked him if it was true that Milan was signing Modric. He laughed and said 'ofcourse not'

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the Champions League Winner 2019/20

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things that didn't happen: the post

it depends on how fast we can get rid of pig and le header man

I met De Ligt at the airport just yesterday afternoon. I asked if he shaves his balls and he answered: "Yes, for Cristy, I shave everything from waist to feet".

I can confirm he shaves his chest too

Inter kino:
youtube.com/watch?v=m1ha7fmYeHI

embarrachink

I saw Matthjis de Ligt at a grocery store in Turin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, zoals je nu aan het doen bent?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Signore, deve prima pagare per quelli.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “per prevenire infetterenze elettriche” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Ok, this is based.

>implying I wouldn't laugh about Milan fucking up even more their FFP situation to sign a 34 y.o. manlet

Ik zag Matthijs de Ligt gisteren in een supermarkt in Turijn. Ik vertelde hem hoe cool het was om hem persoonlijk te ontmoeten, maar ik wilde niet kut doen en hem lastigvallen door hem om foto's te vragen ofzo.
Hij zei: "Oh, zoals je nu aan het doen bent?"
Ik was verbaasd, en kon niks anders zeggen dan "Huh?" maar hij bleef me onderbreken en ging "huh? huh? huh? huh?" en hield zijn hand voor mijn gezicht. Ik liep weg en ging verder met mijn boodschappen, ik hoorde hem grinniken terwijl ik wegliep. Toen ik bij de kassa kwam om mijn spullen te betalen zag ik hem, zonder te betalen, de deur uit lopen met vijftien milkyways in zijn handen.
Het meisje bij de kassa was er erg aardig en professioneel in en was zo van "Meneer, u vergeet te betalen". Aanvankelijk bleef hij doen alsof hij moe was en hij haar niet hoorde, maar uiteindelijk draaide hij zich om en bracht hij de repen naar de kassa.
Toen ze een van de repen pakte en herhaaldelijk begon te scannen, stopte hij haar en zei hij dat ze ze elke reep afzonderlijk moest scannen "om de elektrische interferente te voorkomen". Hij draaide zich om en gaf me een knipoog. Ik denk niet dat wat hij zei ook echt een ding is. Nadat ze elke reep had gescand en ze in een tasje had gestopt, vertelde ze hem de prijs, alleen bleef hij haar onderbreken door luid te geeuwen en te gapen.

1 (one) qt chinese tomboy ballerina gf please

una gallina ha piu cervello di quella scema

Demiral to Milan when?

>81,5 kg at the start of the 5th month
>85 kg now
I'm going full Higuain right now fras.

>Demiral
>Milan? Asla milyon yılda

Based, /85kilogang/ here too

seethe more

She's actually doing pretty well with Serie C

#respect

Cope

yeah, sucking everyone cock left and right

what a retard. did he really think barca signed ronaldo?

Perin to Benfica
In return they get João Ferreira (18 year old rightback)

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user...

He's shit and not even the best Benfica RB prospect apparently. Oh well.

I might be full of shit but I think Jj and Sasol have deal according to which Demiral can only play with Juve or going back to them on loan for the next two years

he is for juventus under 23

Collettivo Diabolik Pluto pls

wait it was Direttivo, my bad

You are retarded if you think we sign Dybala

To win something

>still no de Ligt official announcement
He's the next Schick, isn't he?

Roma would have to buy him for 80m so no

Check these digits

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They're preparing for a huge, new announcement video

does he put out his fags on his elbows ??!! gotdamn what an ashy cunt

Are you an actual Saudi, or an expat?

how tall are you guys?

1.93m

That's pathetic

It's not fair ;_;

a mix of both

Worry not frà, Di Marzio said that they're going to announce him tomorrow

That tall and 85 kg is normal

We're all gonna make it bro

I suppose, but I really should start going to the gym again

Moise Kean's future looks set to be black and white. The striker really likes Sarri and he sees Moise as the ideal vice-Ronaldo. [Sky]

This means no Icardi.

It also means they have to get rid of both Higuain and Mandzukic and good luck with that

Just fucking launch a missile at them

>according to adnkronos, a few months ago James Pallotta offered Luca Lotti the role of DG
holy shit what the actual fuck
>tfw all the free masonry shit around Roma has always been true

>Moise Kean's future looks set to be black and white.
>Moise Kean
>black and white

I see what you did there user

fuck you I like him

...

any news on GF joining user FC?

me taking the corner

s-something's wrong

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Its the same with ronaldo, it takes a day or two after the medical because they do a bunch of legal shit with the player and go all out on the media a nd merchandising to be available the moment they announce it.

He got kidnapped by the ultras

Juve is supposed to leave for the tour on Friday and they still have to make the presentation for him

He's visiting Lapo's missile silo, it's all classified so they can't publish anything about it

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gianlucadimarzio.com/it/juventus-de-ligt-domani-lannuncio

>2011+8
>not limiting yourself to 2D girls

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isn't his contract still expiring?

>de rossi to boca
so he finally decided to play in a big club for once

When one of your bigger players (Nandez) moves to a club like Cagliari, you're not a big club

I don't know what you mean, Cagliari has been able to bring out a top player such as Niccolò Barella

>money = big
plastic trash

Niccolò 'The 50 million euro milfhunter' Barella

>the absolute state of Fastweeb

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user how do you even live with that

>250mbps down, 25 mbps up
Nice

Welcome to the small villages 30 minutes away from town, the max I can reach is usually 12Mbps and even that looks like an utopy now

well at least you have nice weather and food

>250mbps down
Impressive

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Thoughts?

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That's not the only things that's impressive about me ;)

I'm sorry, it's too hard to resist.

this kills the Spalletti

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Lmao. Needs some vinello on the table.

based

I know how you feel, in my hometown the highest where I live is "up to 10mb/s" which in reality is usually closer to 1-4mb/s. Thank god I moved out

Just Scirea them.

I was just reporting what I said Portubro :( please do not be angry

This is his year. Silva-Piatek partnership will explode into a goalfest - Giampaolo will unlock him.

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twitter.com/mundodeportivo/status/1151597111806439425 wew lads

pls no

>mundo deportivo

Massimo Di Culo (tier 1 for juve) is reporting it too. basically a done deal.

>carlo:im going all in
>aurelio:how much
>carlo:40
>aurelio:fold

can u not

It would be a massive waste of money.
Pogba, Erisken or Isco. One of these 3 and next year Mbappe. And it would be still cheaper than Nerman.
Why Agnelli is so mani bucate at times? This is one of the few moments where having braccine corte would be better.
Tho if they get one of these 3 or Neymar, Sarri has to arrive at least in CL final and lose only in case of a majestic refball.

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200% more penalties per season lmao

Wrong cards

Literally who the fuck could even think about stopping us?

(they didn't have Pellegrini's and Demiral's pics)

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fuck you, you joyless prick

>Why Agnelli is so mani bucate at times?
He's not. John Elkann is already on his ass about Ronaldo and he blew almost the whole budget on De Ligt.
Neymar wouldn't have the advantage Ronaldo's signing had.
This just some shitter making money with Juve's shares

>Sarri has to arrive at least in CL final and lose only in case of a majestic refball.
I think it would be a case of Cancelo being injuried and MDS being on the pitch.

Sleep tight /seriea/

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Where is Marcelo?

>Neymar
Yikes

>one would get you relegated the other would barely get you top 4... chose wisely

How the heck is Mancini so cheap? He costs like 15 million + some bonuses

twitter.com/BianconeriZone/status/1151618392291500033
Looks pretty cringe

>De Ligt - The Light
He's not going to change his mind now is he?

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>cuadrado

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Goodnight, /seriea/

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Giampaolo really wants Demiral from Juventus, but Juve wants €40m for the player.
[Di Marzio]
>Juve just bought him for €20m
The state of Cucklan.

Those are some smooooth balls, IYKWIM

Paratici said he's not for sale.
Demiral anniathed mbappe. He's the future barzagli.

Should've bought it before Juventus, but even then Atletico offered 25m to Scansuolo and they declined

fugg, sauce on this?

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Sarri>Guardiola
Bald fraud nearly got exposed by Allegri.
I don't know if Sarri is better than Allegri tho.

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Imagine paying 70m for De Ligt but having to sell Cancelo and have >de sciglio as your right back. If JJ sell Cancelo and didn't get replacement right back, then the backline is actually a downgrade from last season

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Will he make it this year?

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The future does not look so bleak after all

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>having to sell Cancelo
?? That's just rumors

Bump

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Miss him.

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>Do you want to get rid of me user?

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he was a legend. nothing like browsing /mug/ after utd shit the bed yet another time.

Jj fan too... Good times.

>23 yo "kid" that often got subbed out after 45 minutes by Gasperini
>muh headers
>8m in bonuses plus a 10% on sale
>cheap

>muh youth
Half of that team will flop and the other half will play at Liverpool or Jj next year

MAROTTA YOU WHORE SIGN A STRIKER AT ONCE OR ELSE

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>mancini as left cb
You do realise this isnt fifa right?
>diawara
Implying he's ever going to see the pitch.
>Perotti
Implying he wont be injured 80% of the season
>icardi
Lol
>piggy
Implying that's a good signing

Demiral to Milan when

>40m
Never?

They can get him on loan an pay the next year in case they qualify for the cl

Better go all in and buy milinkovic savic for 70mio. and hope that we get into cl. Because jack will have a injury this season as well. Screen cap this

quag is coming

lol

twitter.com/juventusfc/status/1151746984988041216
>turndeligt on
That's a big yikes from me

>ADL on TV Luna:

>“What I don’t understand is why can Bayern, who have three times the revenue of Napoli, take James Rodriguez on loan and we can’t? I would like to see how he and Ancelotti dialogue along with the rest of the team before investing €42m”.
day of the rope. when ?

>hope that we get into cl
*baila in your path*

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think if they were seriously after him we would have heard something before jj actually signed him

Parma are reportedly buying Andreas Cornelius from Atalanta for 6.5 mil and loaning Dejan Kulusevski (also from Atalanta).

>1000€/month

Good morning /seriea/, hope you overcome your daily challenges!

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It's a normal fastweb contract user. They didn't even add anything for the switch to fiber.
Open fiber even left a coil of optic fiber on the street for months. I should grab it and sell it

Stop spamming her
Miriam>Martina>Betty>>>>>>Caressa>>>>This dyke

stop spamming waifus all together
this is a place to discuss serious calcio only

I helped a turtle get to a pond lads

Do well American posters come with the complementary 2m pole up their asses
>mfw lost contact with the dyke bff that helped me meet straight qts
Top lass, kinda miss her

was joke bruv

thats adorable user

>Tottenham wants Florenzi to replace Trippier

Are you sure it was a turtle and not a tortoise

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Rumors that Inter got fed up with ManUtd not budging from their retarded price for Lukaku and that >we are now looking at Cavani

And I just managed to move my entire /seriea/ folder from my home pc to phone. Oh well
Is Roma going to even have 11 players to form a starting squad?
Admirable effort user but it will take more than that to make a powerhouse slag

twitter.com/juventusfc/status/1151756479155847170
Are you ready, /seriea/?

Don't worry we have karsdorp, bouah and bruno peres

Yeah there's a lot of them.
I just got it to the other side of the fence it was trying to get through and it ran straight for the water, so if it's a retarded turtle it's not really my fault

Nah, then it's definitely a turtle. You did well user.

If anyone was still wondering how to pronounce his name, it’s done a bunch of times in this video:
twitter.com/afcajax/status/1151749069620109313?s=21

Ugh, literally the lowest hanging fruit.

Imagine be a napoli supporter how sad it is

Why are there so many dumb rumours about Neymar to Juve, good lord STOP

It's just mass hysteria, like Guardiola.

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calciomercato.com/en/news/official-new-inter-man-lazaro-has-thigh-injury-76312

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Juve to B once again soon right?

We can only hope

No need to, I have my surface-to-air missile ready

I'm not sure it's working that well

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It's alright fra just a bit of bants

190 cm, 85 kg, but I'm more limbs than body.

Nah, cause it's not Juve's fault. It's the various journalists that keep throwing this stuff around.
That wont stop them from trying

>191cm
>100kg

Working to get it down to about 90.

All according to keikaku

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NOOOO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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RIP, probably killed himself after Cardiff.

pepper your angus, spaghettis

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He can't keep getting away with it.

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He can and he will, this was just a warning

>napoli supporter
not even that, i just get irritated by incompetence and greed. same goes with roma.

>implaying conte isn't in on it
he's not a snake, he's an ocelot. a proud creature indeed

What are Italian women like?

How many partnerships do they need?

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Not for everyone

#4theplayers

>they doubted Danilone

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Sabatini: I'd find Wanda a new man
By Football Italia staff

Former Inter director Walter Sabatini claims ‘I’d find a new boyfriend for Wanda Nara’ if Mauro Icardi was still his player.

Sabatini was Inter’s technical co-ordinator between 2017 and 2018, while Nerazzurri fans have blamed Wanda for Icardi’s troubles, which have seen him go from being their captain to not even part of their first team.

“If Icardi was my player, I’d find a boyfriend for Wanda so that she stepped away from Mauro, who’s a wonderful lad and a loving father,” the 64-year-old told Gazzetta dello Sport.

The former Roma man has since put health problems behind him to become Bologna’s sporting director, although the club are currently reeling from Coach Sinisa Mihajlovic’s cancer diagnosis.

“With Sinisa, I wanted to take on the world immediately and irreverently. Now it’ll take longer, but not by much. He’ll make it through.

“‘Resilience’ is the key word. I’ve often come up against things with resilience too. I’ve never made pacts with the devil, only with myself, perhaps because I myself am the devil.

“I’ve been in contact with the afterlife: like the doctors said, I died twice in the 40 days I was comatose. I made myself heard.

“I also negotiated with God, with politeness but also fury. I felt ready for heaven, but he didn’t give me the keys.

“I was surprised by [Mattia] Destro’s reaction: he’s never been so intellectually open. He was edgier before.

“He cried when he heard Sinisa’s name: it meant Mihajlovic had really entered his heart.”

Parma sign Andreas Cornelius from Atalanta on a 5 year contract

>“I’ve been in contact with the afterlife: like the doctors said, I died twice in the 40 days I was comatose. I made myself heard.

>“I also negotiated with God, with politeness but also fury. I felt ready for heaven, but he didn’t give me the keys.
Top wew

Sluts.

What did Fonseca say to Higuain lads?

>I have all the pasteis de nata your heart could ever ask for

Bonucci back to Milan

Does anyone have any of the bonucci images when he made the transfer to milan saying "shifting the balance"?

>Goals 0 - 1
>Assists 1 - 5
>bar is the same lenght

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Bonucci and Demiral to Milan for Donnarumma

Bonucci, De Sciglio and Higuain to Milan for Romagnoli

De Ligt and Demiral for Romagnoli and Suso

instagram.com/p/B0DgGtVnZLN/
based or cringe?

Juve's anthem is so bad

>roma still trying to get piggy

Anthem is cringe

Mino is based

Diego Costa now instead of piggy, murderball incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=n3gfl4hMEtE
The old one sounded like an anime intro

FORZA LA JUVE LA JUVE LA JUVE ALÈ
È BIANCONERA LA BELLA SIGNOOOORA
ALÈ LA JUVE LA JUVE LA JUVE ALÈ
SOLO LA JUVE È GRANDE LA JUVE ALEEEEEÈ

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twitter.com/CMJuve18/status/1151811078147444736

Did he actually study old school defenders or did he make the names up because they're well known?

He should've mentioned Inter's dutch trio desu

Djdjdi

Looks just like my japanese animes
>WALKING HERE

In his high school yearbook he said Barzagli was one of his great examples. And even in interviews last year he said he really liked the way players like Baresi, Maldini and Nesta defended.

I haven't heard him speak about Cannavaro and Scirea before the Ajax TV interview, but it isn't that big a reach

>In his high school yearbook he said Barzagli was one of his great examples.
That's adorable, a shame Barzagli won't be part of Sarri's staff next season

Ha. Come on that's bullshit. No way anybody is paying for Diego Costa's wages like juve would to get rid of higuain

Oh, that's a shame. I thought he was becoming a defence coach, but maybe that was under Allegri

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When Buffon played his first game for Juve de Ligt was 2 years old, now they're teammates

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>but maybe that was under Allegri
Nah, rumors were he was going to join Sarri's coaching team, but apparently he declined the offer. I guess he just wants to take a year off or something.

>he said Barzagli was one of his great examples
Top taste

>Paratici's face

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>haha I did it! I bet you never thought I would pull it off. Well I am here haha.*raiola has my balls in a cage*

I bet Paratici is soon going to be fired and will reach Marotta at Inter

As long as he keeps the plusvalenza flowing he won't get fired

>75 millions in 5 years
Why would he?

>the payment terms obtained in the De Ligt deal (€75m payable in five years) open up the possibility of another big Juventus signing in this market session
#BemvindoNeymar

What exactly is Milan trying to achieve by pursuing Demiral? I don't they will pay 35-40m for him so I hope it's just some clueless shit rumour

>In his high school yearbook he said Barzagli was one of his great examples.
Absolutely based

I hope it's Isco/Pogba and not Neymar desu
But I would be content if they just close it here and keep Cancelo and everyone else except Mandzukic/Higuain and Khedira

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He looks like an inbred version of an already ugly looking SMS

he cute

he's going to be piggy fat within 3 years. also interested to see how juve turns deligt on. will rabiots mother be present at the conference?

swarty

twitter.com/elchiringuitotv/status/1151854134263332864
Lads, it's happening.

Lmao, Juve is the new PSG/ManU/City when it comes to being linked with impossible transfers

>a false rumour spread initially by Paolo Paganini, exaggerated by waste newspapers such as AS and then by the spanish "Guida al Campionato" without coke snorting frauds is enough to be considered football news
what a bizarre timeline we live in

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Do Juventini prefer Paratici or Marotta?

>According to sky sport, Higuain has his mind set on staying at Juventus
Based Piggy exposing Petrachi

Perhaps it's time for another big rumour from Fabio Fica

Pls don't forget about /ourhans/

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>Isco/Pogba
This please

What do you think?
One just got De Ligt, the other is gonna swap Icardi with De Sciglio.

Roma vs Tor Sapienza in around 20 bings. On twitter, Facebook whatever other shit social media they use and Roma TV

>ynr Trezegol

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>25 millions for Fekir
wtf bros?

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Betis confirmed for being a bigger club than Milan

What is wrong with Mandzukic? He is a solid sub, also there are worse and more expensive players to sell.

betis been confirmed for a big club since the "big clubs" failed to rustle lainez out of them

any eagle eyed viola fans can tell where their club is heading after battling relegation last year ?

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twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1151877811545620480?s=09

ROMA (4-2-3-1): Pau Lopez; Karsdorp, Santon, Jesus, Spinazzola; Spinozzi, Nzonzi; Defrel, Pastore, Perotti (C); Schick.
A disposizione: Olsen, Cristante, Dzeko, Kolarov, Under, Fazio, Florenzi, Capradossi, Antonucci Bouah, Bordin. All. Fonseca.

TOR SAPIENZA: De Angelis, De Nicola, Ruggiero, D’Astolfo, Sallusti, Cannizzo, Montesi, Marra, Di Giovanni, Della Penna (C), Toracchio.
A disposizione: Mattia, Anselmi, Forte, Chiti, Le Rose, Marzulli, panella, Joshua, Ilari, Spatara, Procaccianti, Mancini, Barba, Vendemmia, Taricone, Santori, Bastianelli. All. Anselmi.

>Della Penna
Imagine debuting in coppa Italia with a Serie A team and ending up in Serie D

>Santon at CB
>Pastore at all
>Shick
Roma confirmed for 10th.

Calciomercato saying Juventus is now going after Pogba as their number 1 priority

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>Schick

Pls (You) me when Schick gets unlocked
Xoxo

Having an exceptionally shit day fras, it would help to finally be done with these retarded Lukaku negotiations, just go for Cavani if at all possible

fuck Zapata
fuck Dzeko

I just know deep in my bones that that gobbi fuck Paratici is going to figure a way to stick us with Higuain in the end, I can see it already

He scored

He's already unlocked. Remember that one goal he scored?

Wtf, Schick is BACK

twitter.com/asromaen/status/1151887516322152450?s=21

>ynr Schick last preseason

Pinamonti back in January for 40 milion bro

to the market. >we are really only selling players at the moment, and kind of failing at signing more players. The directors are looking for a strong lead at the moment, and someone who has playing experience. Preferably someone in central mid as our midfield still lacks something worth noting. Our developmental team seems to be shaping up however, so we might end up pulling people up. I cannot see Chiesa going anywhere at the moment, as Jj has way to many people to choose from to field. And all those people would be chosen over Chiesa. Veretout is with Roma now. Milenkovic is looking to his way out to ManU, and Pezzella is looking at Milan. We might hopefully land Borja though.

So really, there is no where to go, but up. Commiso and Montella seem to be at the least putting in effort into the market. Which is more than the DV brothers could say.

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Lads I'm really more excited about De Ligt than I am about Ronaldo last season

Me too, last year the team still looked incomplete expecially with Bonucci's return back there.
As off now it's complete under every aspect

I think I can only complain about the wingbacks. Cancelo is a mystery, MDS is shit, Sandro has been out of form for years and Pellegrini is gay.

Midfield is still lacking. Pogba and then yeah you would be set

>12-0
our year

For me tonight is a simple pasta with butter and anchovies, for how many of you fras do I have to set up the table?

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The tormentor of Tor Sapienza
I expect a 30 goal season from him

>yes, but do you remember that another one goal?

What exactly is Milan trying to achieve in the last 20 transfer periods?

I am making simple pasta with pomodoro, can I sit with you guys?

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Pasta in bianco is the best, acciughe are the worst

>hamez will resume training with real at the end of the of the month
too cute for the top level ?

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de Ligt to Milan when

flop season at jewvee is imminent id say about 20/21 jan

Dunno, I don't want to cook so give me a reason why I should or behold the power of Saikebon

t. 9 years old

>tfw got sunburned
dont think this summer meme will ever be for me to be desu

youtube.com/watch?v=5YQVTBgLFxs

>perin failed his medicals
JJUST

So Szczesny out and Buffon as their starter

Milan just dodged a bullet with a kebab defender that already got an injury in Schalke why would Maldini try his luck again?

He's shit, he's 23 and got benched by gym city he gets rated just because he socres on corners

>Milan just dodged a bullet
dude he's coming most likely on loan

I like noodles with ketchup and sausage

That's stile Juve for you
Literally the only thing the squad lack is a top at at midfield. Pogba, isco or eriksen and >we set

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>He rates isco

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>That's stile Juve for you
>attuale tecnico del Milan
Testa di cazzo

>we

He went on to become Juve's allenatore tho.... But ok, bad example.

corriere.it/sport/10_maggio_14/trezeguet_false_generalita_770344a0-5f24-11df-8c6e-00144f02aabe.shtml

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Prosciutto crudo, mozzarella and a salad

>>we

You're right, in fact teams don't need to score goals to win

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>he rates a defender for the goals he scored

It happened to me when I was a kid and now my back is all fucked up with moles and weird marks, I hate the beach

Whats wrong with Perin?

His knees are made of solified clay

they saw his cells literally shatter at high rate during the medicals

He didn't shave his balls

It's his shoulder actually

Why would Jj agree to that

>he rates defenders based on theyr ability to score goals

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Sorry Milan, Demiral's time to shine will come sooner than expected

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Remember when people said he should be Italy's main goalkeeper instead of the Dollar?

>he needs 4-5 defenders in his team

does the Argie user here rate Zaracho? linked to Milan

anyone else having trouble opening images?

Why do you need the argietards opinion?
and yes he is good but >milan

well he plays in the Argentinian league so I figure he's the best person to ask

They were pretty retarded signing that fraud manlet though

>so I figure he's the best person to ask
I bet you also trust bulgarian business men

Banger
youtu.be/gA5PWRPeMOk

remember when inter lost at home to beer sheva? it will happen again

what is it with Latino america and all those twinks? ten years ago they were all some hard looking cunts, even the manlets

Now that Borrellio has retired, who is the most Chad footballer in Serie A?

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barella

Matthijs de Ligt

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> s a d b o i s

No contest

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German Pezzella

>Veretout
But why

>DiMarzio - Mendes is working on the exits of BOTH Cutrone and Silva.

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anime became mainstream

Sleep tight /seriea/

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Cutrone is under Mendes?

>DiMarzio

Vitor Hugo to Palmeiras

Roma is desperate, and Veretout is good

this means a new forward is coming, or that it's finally Borini's time to shine

They say Correa.

I'll be seething if >>>we bring alves back. what a shitter.

i like him desu, he's the kind of player >we need, even if i was hoping in Depay

>Depay

>le 25yo dutch youth prospect

Just made pasta with the Swedish meatballs from IKEA it’s surprisingly decent

Veretout is already injury prone, combine that with Roma's top tier medical department and you have a permanent benchwarmer

he has been good ever since he left the dumpster fire that's Manure

wait, i thought it was Lazio's Correa, is Atletico's one even good?

You know that pasta and meatballs is not an actual thing? It's an american meme.
Pasta and swedish meatballs? I'd consider suicide

>alves back
Not happening. Not after the way he left. Bonucci had a chance to come back only because he was on his knees

I think he is better than Lazio's
he is a forward that was retrained by Simeone to play as an 8 in a 442. But has still played occasionally as a forward.
The typical talented offensive player ruined by Simeone

how do you rate Zaracho user

dunno he seems unable to score i don't know if he would be a good second striker, expecially since Milan's biggest problem last year was that nobody except Piatek was able to score some fucking goals. I'm not even going to consider the price because it's clearly some FFP scam with Mendes but still i would prefer someone else

I was hungry and I had the meatballs in the freezer so I improvised fra

Simeone generally used him as "revulsivo", if they were losing or still tied in minute 60 he would put Correa in, and he generally did well, better than as a starter, although he is more of an offensive midfielder than striker

pic related is a good example. He is definitely getting sold this transfer market. Napoli, Wolverhampton, Milan and some other club are interested in him. Fans are angry at him because the penalty that allowed Juventus to beat them was his fault (although that can only happens in a system like Simeone's that makes everybody retreat to defend, even if they are forwards and it isnt their strength)
and he is tired of not being a starter. So they are tired of each other. And Atletico needs money.

I am not sure on Zaracho to be honest. The only 2 Argentine kids that seem like they will be very good to me for sure are Cristian Ferreira from River, and Thiago Almada. There are many good ones, but it's hard to tell how good they will really be. Zaracho did win the local league here with Racing, being a starter as a teen, but the 2 biggest teams had pretty much given up the local league for Copa Libertadores.

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1mil on loan + 16mil to line the pockets of la Viola. Jokes on Roma mdrr

Roma vs. Tor Sapienza: 12-0
Who can literally stop us

Tor Pignattara

>not Tor di Valle
One job

>Perin didn't pass the medicals for Benfica
Lmao the poor state of this guy

Cutrone is supposedly going to Wolves and iirc Mendes has a share in it

De Ligt press conference starting soon

>Conte upset that no strikers are signed

Kek

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Roma on Juan Ferdinando Quinteroaccording to some colombian journalist idr the name of.
Directly asked by Fonseca.

>I spoke briefly to Sarri to get to know each other. He's one of the reasons i wanted to come to Juventus because i heard a lot of good things about him. He plays attacking football. He was a big reason to come here
Noooo, this can't be happening

Correa is an attacking mid, that'd leave Milan with only Piontek as a solid striker option.

>NOOOO WE WONT ATTRACT ANY BIG PLAYERS WITH SARRI PLEASE COME BACK MAXXXXXXXXX

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I miss him fras

>2019...I am forgotten.

uniroincally whats next for him? i rate him very highly but most people don't, because of muh attacking football!!!11

Juventus again as soon as they sack Sarri

So.... never

>So... never
user, I...

Probably not Serie A, maybe somewhere in the premer. He'd totally to expose Pep, I know he can

>allegrifags still exist
yuck

i know it's stupid concept, but i want to see him in Dortmund for some reason.

>he doesn't rate Allegri
baka

I personally like the man and thought he did a great job but the cicle ended.
I rate him higher than Capello and Conte for sure.
Less than Lippi but Lippi was the goat.
Max did a lot for Juve and gets a lot of undeserved hate especially seeing how conte treated the squad and the fans.
Also 2 CL finals and nearly exposed pep in 2016.

he exposed himself as a retard by subbing out morata and cuadrado

United 2020/21 season, after OGS and whatever bum they sign in January goes bust.

it makes no sense then, we need a second striker, as am we alredy ave Pauetà and Hakan and Bonavntura as backups

Yeah, that was fucking bullshit but I do not remember any other sub he made that damaged the game like that.
Usually he was very good with subs.

Will he fix united?

Unironically, he could.

sauce

yeah like when he didnt use the third sub while up 3-0 against madrid

friendly reminder that you are still in time to get on the Bennacer bandwagon before you get exposed as a football pleb

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big if true

twitter.com/goal/status/1152109062080753664
Do you rate Jean Michael Seri, /seriea/?
Also the new Twitter layout is fucking shit

Do you think Sarri has already called Neymar?

>we need a second striker
worry no more, Borini is being retrained for that as we speak

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>retrained
his original position is litearlly a striker

I have to correct you on that one, his original position is "complete metalworker"

he's actually starting Castillejo in that role right now in the for some reason super secret firendly they are playing against Novara

Cuadrado would've teared RM apart on extra times, I don't blame him for that

Heh, I hope Manure is ready to taste the fury of the Perisic-Froggy-Politano power trio tomorrow

Oh he has a ded ACL that's why Roma wants him

Lukaku apparently won't start tomorrow so he must be very close to sign for Inter

You inspired me a low effort maymay

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kek

He's injured m8

Yeah, "injured"

You did good user. It's sure as fuck going to come handy

Marotta backed down apparently, 83 millions is too much even for a Glastonbury headliner

milan losing to novara
J U S T

"Injured"

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I'm sure he's going to go to Inter for 80m paid in comode rate for 256 years

this is a very smug pepe
possibly the smuggest I've ever seen

I have a feeling I will like this Giampollo era

Save it my friend, it's all yours.

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>Cutrone to Wolves
>tfw no more Crudeli going crazy over him
youtube.com/watch?v=mo-9eHYU7sY

>Lukaku to Inter
>Dybala to Utd
>Icardi to JJ
That's some sick 4D chess move from Marotta, destroying Juventus from the inside with such a brilliant move

>Allegri in premier
>customers don't understand his tactics
>102 points with only 1-0

just like Modric last season lmao

>matais de ligt

Did /myguy/ Matthijs leave a good impression?

Apparently, he seemed to be very professional.

twitter.com/AntoVitiello/status/1152150628015267841

>Conti comes in
>Milan concedes
like clockwork

Pottery

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Remember when Sampdoria kits used to be GOAT?
This is their new away kit...

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This is some Tour de France shit

i don't speak a word of italian but his dialect always sounds odd. almost if he's speaking Portuguese. am i just imaging this ?

Welcome to Real Italian™ (but not really) straight from Tuscany

1-1 between Novara and Milan, Theo Hernandez scored

>Conte: The Icardi situation is very clear, the club was very clear, he is out of inter's project

He has such a textbook tuscanian accent it doesn't even sound real. Sarri and Spalletti have the same accent but you can notice the difference, it's much less exaggerated

Someone give me a quick rundown on the Lazio-Neymar tractative pls

After Lotito's offer for Alitalia was turned down he decided switch his target from flying to diving

Me on the left

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twitter.com/ASRomaFemminile/status/1152159234043383808?s=09
She cute

Not as cute as the beautiful girl reading this

>Manchester United have reportedly opened talks with a view to a potential deal for Juventus forward Paulo Dybala.
>United have long been linked with Dybala, but Gazzetta dello Sport's Nicolo Schira claims the first contacts have only just taken place.
>However, Schira warns Juve are demanding 'at least €80m' for the Argentine, who in turn would prefer to stay put.
>The 25-year-old has so far shown no signs of wanting to leave, but a big-enough offer could tempt the Old Lady into cashing in, especially if Paul Pogba forms part of negotiations.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

It ended 1-1 btw Theo Hernandez scored

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