/cric/

That seems like major damage control KEK

We just don't think /brit/ blow-ins should be be making our threads all of a sudden.

reckon this big lad could bowl a heavy ball

oh wow... cricket is truly the gentleman's sport...

seems like a disingenuous gesture from someone who knew very well they wouldn't change it

was.

two wogs in the office
they just discovered that one is Croatian and the other Serbian
eager to see how this will progress.

tell the Serb that the Croatian called him a pussy behind his back and se what happens

Perfect. Thanks.

This will forever be a black eye on the game we all love. I wish we could go back to the simpler times of ball tampering with sandpaper being the worst thing that ever happened in cricket. A truely upsetting state of affairs, I'd say.

lords.org/lords/match-day/plan-your-day

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riveting stuff mate keep us updated cheers

feel like it will ignite without any intervention lad

how does the bossnia feel about this?

How old are they roughly and how long've they been in Australia, both important factors. Also, do you want them to fight?

lads, freshie here.

someone please explain to me why we have a fucking poofter septic posting in our beloved /cric/?

the butthurt janny went to a gypsy woman to put a curse on /cric/, and that is the result

both mid to late 20s one born here the other born in Croatia
that won't stop them though mate the hatred is in their DNA

zach's mum put a curse on us?!??!?!

install a filter mate and he won't be there for much longer

works like a charm he disappeared into fat air.

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the powder keg of europe has been lit

he's vowed not to post in this thread so keep an eye out

The thread war-winning New Zealand.

rate the most exciting matches of the world cup
for me?
1. England - NZ
2. NZ - Windies
3. Afghanistan - Pakistan

its nearly 11 pm over there in hobbitland

go to bed you subhuman boomers

you have another big day of working your ass off for mr shekelsberg tomorrow

It's not even 10pm yet m8

No NZ - India?

Still 2 more hours of prime posting time for me

was very very good but when dhoni was out you already knew it was over for india, whereas those 3 matches went down to the wire

janny just awarded it to the thread with the most boundaries

Boomers RUN cric lad.

boomers run the economy into the ground

Zoomers run cocks up their ass

i run a train on your mums ass

who was india playing when they literally gave up?
worst match for me

but the kiwi won

that happened in the 49th over you pillock, how is that not down to the wire

boundaries was an analogy for posters m8, try to keep up

Give us the cup back clap clap CLAP CLAP clap

we never had it to begin with tbf

WE HATE POMS
WE HATE MICKS
GIVE US THE CUP YOU THIEVING DICKS

kiwis never win on boundaries no matter the analogy mate

so true #mcgsobig

did it? oh wow. still, the other match were better. NZ-Windies had a way more exciting chase than NZ-India, the last ball was a yard away from being a game-winning six

NZ v WI end was an absolute blinder, wouldn't have minded losing that one

We would have been eliminated then dumbass

*underarms at you*

I think that was the joke

then we wouldn't have won the world cup oh no

people say there were no clear cut winners in the final, but there were... the viewers (like and share if you agree)

That's very true, viewers also spectators.

I dunno, you watched it, and you're a fucking loser kek

haha got him good mate

really hate this afghani mongrel ngl

2ez

watching are trezza smile and being genuinely happy makes it all worthwhile innit. all the poopee seethe in the world can't touch that x

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When I wake up tomorrow England better have given the trophy back

let's be real, would bash your fucking skull in if you gave me half the chance

reckon you'd be on the next plane home if that happened mate

very naive of you

whatever pussy

I know but it's mostly just your racism

sorry mate it's a personal issue I'll work on

why do some have medals and others don't

you're shook

only insecure cowards try to threaten or intimidate others on the internet. simple fact. grow up kid. work on your issues.

Imagine if the umps called his bluff and actually did overturn it... and Stokes still won it for Eng. Kiwi hyper-seethe would be glorious

the greatest aussie of all time was an afghan

No he wasn't.

well obviously he wouldn't have. those 4 runs is why you drew.

steve irwin was not an afghan

no thanks, happy the way I am
ever heard of the jailbaitwarrior?

Can't think of a single notable Afghan.

>if England had actually won the match

dis^

brb googling jailbaitwarrior

Pretty sure Don Bradman wasn't a dune coon.

>the most famous and popular afghan is a cookie invented in nz

sadly he deleted all of his videos but they were comedy fuckin gold
it was back in the days of zyzz and misc's golden era, sadly that's all gone now

>If you disagree with me you are a cunt, If you agree with me you are a fag.
Sounds Aussie af desu

always thought australia was one of the fittest nations out there from hanging out on misc where many notable lifters were aussies, thought there was a massive gym culture there
imagine my shock when I found out australians are every bit as fat as americans. how the fuck do you cope with desert heat when you're a fat fuck?

sweat like a mad cunt on e

>on misc
>no 'the'
yeah nah fuck off fraud

>traditional New Zealand biscuit made from flour, butter, cornflakes, sugar and cocoa powder, topped with chocolate icing and a half walnut

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imagine gatekeeping for a poomunity was has been dead for half a decade now

They're pretty good. unlike actual Afghans.

struggling to think of a single Australian Afghani

my ancestors :)

What kind of WAGS are there in cricket?

delicious Tbh

> got an airbnb booked tomorrow
> going to fuck a girl I met on tinder, drink a bit and have a chill time
> She asked me to go out in the city with her instead
what the fuck lads
I just wanted sex, now she pulls this psuedo-relationship shit with me

8/10 blondes who look like they're probably the prettiest girl at their work

Lara Bingle is the big name

famous model at the time engaged to Michael Clarke and then got fucked by a wog Aussie rules player who sent her nudes to the entire AFL

Bob Katter

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I fucked Ashton Agar's gf years back

You ever eaten an actual Afghan?

youtube.com/watch?v=AFqZcRfqpuE
>born in Australia to an Afghan father and a Nicaraguan mother
deary me

wouldn't touch an Afghan with an 8-foot pole mate. they look filthy.

I've heard it's a bit like trying to eat a pufferfish, but instead of cooking carefully to remove the toxins you've got to carefully extract the nitroglycerin before putting them in the oven.

literally who

he's a leb

lawnGOD on fire tonight lads

still struggling to come to terms with the fact that my foreskin was taken from me as a toddler, when I had no choice in the matter, and I can never grow it back. Evil is what it is. I still slap my mother daily

Thanks for setting me straight on that. Apologies to all Afghans and Katters.
misseaglesnetwork.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-am-you-are-we-are-australian.html?m=1

Mate, if I wasn't already circumcised I'd get circumcised asap.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghan_cameleers_in_Australia

Oh wow... the 'Ghans truly are an integral part of Australian history

quad 4s yet no 4skin

the white australia policy was actually put in place quite literally to keep Afghans specifically out

but why
what's good about having a numb bellend
I would prefer not to be mutilated, or at least be given the time to make the decision for myself

>but the Afghans were honourable men who preferred to marry rather than rape local women
cannot really recognize myself in this statement tbqh
symbolic then how the white australia policy failed while the 'ghans prevailed

This is the same way we feel about the world cup

Purity(طهارة,Taharah]) is an essential aspect of Islam. Observing cleanliness of the soul, the clothes, and the surroundings is obligatory upon every Muslim, and this is considered as one of the pillars of Islam.
If the body or clothes show traces of blood, pus, urine, feces, semen or alcohol, then Taharat becomes essential. The clothes should be washed and the affected part of the body cleaned with pure water, or the whole body given as ghusl as the case may be.

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Paul Hogan is Afghan?

OK this is getting ridiculous. Any updates on when England are going to hand back the World Cup?

Off topic garbage ITT not good enough

would have been way funnier if england won that way against aus, india or pakistan
sure, some kiwis are seething here and there but it could have been so so much better

unironically my favourite biscuit

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cheers for reading mate

toughen up and get one up ya

Kane is Gaelic, means warrior. He's getting it confused with Cain that killed his brother.

i think its a pun my dear

But Cain is the evil one

Ok England you've had your fun now hand it over

Yeah I know it's a pun. I just think it's kind of insensitive, I wouldn't want to be compared with Cain like that even if he means it in a nice way.

Don't worry mate I don't think anyone will be complimenting you anytime soon

Reminder Wales also won the cricket world cup

playing cricket (net session) for the first time in two years today lads, wish me luck

Is that a shop? Or John Cena actually likes cricket?

There were 11 New Zealanders in the final therefore they won.

Get hit in the head and die

What blue bros? I'm an ugly manlet

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christ
this convo is grim on multiple levels
just ask her out and get it over with ffs, not like anything you say can convince her to root you, she either already wants to or already has decided not to

hmm no don't think I'll be doing that

>openly admits sending your convo to other women for a laff
Not worth your time, pump and dump

Just tell her we all look the same when the lights go out.

epic burn
genuinely lolled thanks my friend

England will be handing back the world cup....... any day now

Enjoy my lad, machines or human bowlers?

dear oh dear

Don't know why you would seethe about it now. Everyone knew the rules going into the world cup. Should have kicked up a stink beforehand.

Antipodeans won the world cup in vitriol

Why is there so much Faceapp spam all over the internet today? The aging filter has been around for ages.

human bowlers
hope I don't get out too many times haha x

don't think anyone expected them to be used, least of all in the final

I couldn't reply to him, it hit too close

Winning a match after a tied super over just because you hit more boundaries? WTF! So disgusted in the cheating Kiwis, can't believe they didn't ask for the points to be shared! Really hope Karma doesn't come back to bite Neesham in the ass

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sounds like you browse reddit

Following the conclusion of the best world cup ever, I have made the official list below

The good guys tier

>England
>New Zealand
>South Africa
>Bangleldesh

Not good or bad guys tier

>India
>Afghanistan
>Sri Lanka
>West Indies

The bad guys tier

>Australia
>Pakistan

Like and share if you agree

strange cope my cheating friend

>dog humps me
>feels nice

lads...

so wrong
it's actually:

good guys:
>New Zealand
>Australia
>Pakistan
>West Indies
>Bangladesh

neutral:
>Afghanistan
>Sri Lanka

bad guys:
>South Africa
>India
>England

What the actual fuck do you think you're doing putting England and Safrica in the good guys?

No, but I do browse facebook and instagram and 4channel. That old age filter is being spammed non stop today

Why would we need to cheat when we had Allah on our side?

This. Afghans are almost good guys.

Probably a mass marketing campaign. The people who own the app would have paid a few big celebs to use it and other braindead idiots followed suit.

you're not a beta you're a zeta.

Do you not love le 100 percentile couldn't be English, we'd never steal English players of England, le more Irish than le shamrock and cliffs of moher Morgan?

Yeah I do but the team is still bad guys. They're basically the evil protagonists.

>Pakistan
>Good guys

Fuck sake mate go suck halal cock more. They fucking moaned like bitches the whole tournament. Remeber they got BTFO by the west Indies at the start and they were shite this tournament.

What did any of the players do wrong exactly?

those are all reddit in my books

don't reply to me you insipid worm

It's not the players it's the team as a whole, the fact that it's England. I'm an ABE what can I say.

Pakistan is the most kino cricketing nation, you never know what to expect from them

That's true. They always remind me of the French rugby, which I also like for similar reasons.

only real good guys this tournament were the umpires, who had excellent performances throughout and led the tournament to a deserving victor

Based, they should just make the umpires play the game out in their heads, it'd save a bunch of other people from having to do anything.

haha good one mate another classic witty post, hit the nail with the hammer on that one

Pozzies should be in an even lower tier on their own, apart from that great list lad

thnx bru

Anyone out a bet on NZ to beat India? I remember someone bragging about how India to win was easy money want to know what the odds were

ah so it has happened before then

Just had a thought lads, there should be a test series between New Zealand and England called the ashterisk

the only acceptable place for these rules to be used is in a champions league t20

that's a gosh darn based thought

check this one out lads, can shill cricket as a relevant sport in japan because their team has natives

Betting on India is never easy money m8

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going to use the warwick davis line mate?

ask her how much a toe costs

No but I did use something just as cringe

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big fan of this

They can play for the Guppy-Stokes Trophy

Muh gaa? Reveal your county now!

love this one. especially the time you used it twice on the same girl

mate

Whats the warwick davis line?

Is this the right way to go about it?

Yes if you are a bad boy chad

big truthies in here

youtube.com/watch?v=p0p1fjLPjYQ

What if I'm just an average looking guy with a low income and low prospects and low social skills?

go to thailand or bali like any other red-blooded aussie

The Banner

cute piggy but whore

Best way is the old way

got the americans seething in the top 3 sports thread lads

aussies - how's darwin? anything to do there (or in the neighborhood) at all?

got a mate up there
nothing to do but get pissed
weather is great in winter and unbearable in the summer

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might hop over there just because it's relatively close to south east asia
would prefer sydney but it's all the way down under

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What about the stokes """"overthrow""""

>having the same method to determine the world cup winner as regular season t20 shit
ahh yes nothing wrong with this

It should've been 5 runs not 6. Umpires made an error.

>Dwayne Smith pulled a short-of-length delivery towards the deep backward square-leg boundary where Romel Currency caught it. But to his horror, Currency stepped back and his foot touched the boundary rope. It was a six and Barbados had won.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Barbados is truly cricket's powerhouse

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I don't like this law. I think if you catch it from in bounds it should be out.

Kek

Pajeet still seething it seems

Now find instances of 5 runs being given as 6.

alright lads

youtube.com/watch?v=zVPUFMwm73Y
watching this kino

Hello there

reckon I would have dominated the medieval era

1996>1999>2003>2019

>Manchester United v Leeds didn't sell out Perth Stadium
>cricket did
>footy did

Good guys
>NZ
>WI
>BAN
>AUS
Neutral
>SL
>POO
>SA
>AFG
Bad
>PAK
>ENG
Australian redemption arc was completed when Spud and Warner played a good tournament despite getting booed every game. it was okay to boo them, but when Kohli asked fans not to boo that was the point where it should've stopped and people got over it. the Indian fans did, but the English didn't and had Bairstow writing articles for the media about how the Aussies are meanies ahead of their game with Australia.

twitter.com/camerabazi/status/1151466604128923648 Got one right here mate

>Roy in the test squad

lmao that pom actually called it

kek

KEK

K E K.

I'm booing you right now, mate

>world cup count
>Wales: 1
>poopeeland: 0
KEKEKEK

:'(

good analysis

>Australia asking fans not to boo David Warner and Steve Smith is strange - not so long ago they wanted to make Stuart Broad cry
>By Johnny Bairstow
just lol at this passive aggressive shit, like a girl saying "No, I just think it's funny that..."

Squad of World beaters mate, just hand over the ashes now and save yourselves the embarrassment of a certain whitewash

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Bairstow is the biggest bitch

you think he would have learnt some emotional resilience after seeing his dad swinging from the rafters

howling at all the facebook comments under the ICC cricket world cup page

>drew
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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miniclip.com/games/cricket-defend-the-wicket/en/

everyone play one go at this and post your score

did shit

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>go to bookstore to buy the Odyssey
>woman in the counter is impressed for some reason
>"good luck with that"
>haha yeah just finished the iliad
>"you deserve a medal for that honestly"

what did she mean by this

Did even shitter

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for the vigour with which your protect your virginity

solid knock

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If you ever want to be a namefag may I suggest a good name for you?

such shit

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no you may not

*suck

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yep this would be based

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*farts*

*sniff*

was proud of this until I saw had already beaten me and now I am ashamed

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Not gonna lie, this was my second go because I got 12 on my first

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also I missed the bit where it said have only one go. my first score was 70-something

few comments
>that isn't how strike rate is calculated, a strike rate of 3 or 4 would be appalling
>I got out to a ball that bounced twice, should have been a no-ball

netball is on the telly here

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9 reprieves lol, seems the pozzies were lucky to make it out of the group stage

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Hard on mobile

England getting no luck as usual

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so true. same with india

Long highlights of world cup matches are available on torrents.

tfw no cricket

does stuff like this actually work on girls lads? are girls really as slutty as incels say?

made toothpaste seethe in another thread again lads

>Fucking animal nigger.

can't imagine how mad this guy is

He really sperged out here is that seething Dutch poster out seething Dutch-Afghan?

he must hate anglos beyond believe. hilarious stuff

think this is actually the default position for the rest of the world

loving your work mate

Not being an Anglo would be grim I’d seethe too

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america shouldn't be included
would argue that zimbabwe is more anglo than them

the worst part for me would not having a good sports culture. imagine only caring about soccer and even then it not being that popular in your country.

>Zimbabwe
You mean Rhodesia?

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Wew lads, my erection still hasn't died down from Sunday's magnificient win. All credit to New Zealand though, very gracious in defeat even though they had lots of things they could justifiably complain about. Does anybody have any celebratory songs for me to sing?

it's coming home but with cricket instead of football

Just woke up

Lads, what's going on with the Dragonball posting is SP getting raided. Coming back to the safety of cric for a while

It's south american subhumans that spam dragonball soccer memes from facebook. Just report the threads and the mods actually delete them pretty timely.

good morning!

The catalogue has been shit for months now I rarely venture out of /cric/ these days

this but since 2015

Don't know if it works if I'm not pissed up and singing to a karaoke verson somewhere, but gave it a go

vocaroo.com/i/s0ewkYBneLa2

Good morning mate

Good idea. It's mostly random football threads even though there's no proper football on. They are horrible threads

Chin up lads test cricket soon

You anyways looking forward to England v Ireland? England should absolutely stroll it

he has, he just needs something to get butthurt about so he performs well. he unironically can't perform unless it's a big situation/he's mad about something.

Same

Sibley must be seething

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We are probably are favourites given that Ireland haven’t had test status that long but we’ve got Roy and
Gregory playing for the first time and no Wood or Archer so Ireland could pull a surprise on us

i thought jimmy was injured?

Just woke up. Did England hand back the trophy yet

Not yet mate we need to talk it over with Wales check back tomorrow

never ever my sheep shagging friend.

It's just one guy raging against the jannies. He's been like this before but not with dragonball z, he'll tire eventually.

He was injured a few weeks ago but should be fit by now

uh yeah we called you to say we were bringing it over but it went to voicemail so it will have to be tomorrow sorry m8

So h*cking cold lads

closed the window a few hours ago and now my room is toasty as fuck simply because of my computer generating heat. might have to open the window again and cool things down

Have the heater near my feet. Feels good haha.

nice lad, sounds comfy

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Yeah but, to be fair, neither of these involved England. Therefore both these results are entirely reasonable and justified,

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want a smoked eel

youtu.be/S46hlyoSLjE

lads
*ting ting ting*
lads
what if
what if IRELAND actually WIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just finished another 500 post thread at /hoc/

so true

>lose zealand
KEK

ahh the seething kiwi. how you coping lad?

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new zealand? no cupland

>NZ not black
>Aus not yellow
etc

Just found out Ramiz Raja has a YouTube channel.

>Unlucky runs
I mean the rules are very clear that the absolute most points Stokes' two hit miracle should be worth is 5, yet the Umpires, who didn't understand the rules, gave them 6.

We lost due to umpball.

yikes disrespecting Ireland by not even picking our first choice team

Had some yank style chicken wings for dinner, with the celery and hot sauce and blue cheese dip. Was alright but not really very spicy, think brits might be used to hotter stuff due to curry consumption

hi heard you guys are talking about cricket

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How long before they start blaming Russian interference for England's win?

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LOL Russel's one salty lankan

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You alright mate?

Sorry sweetie but you lost because you didn't hit enough boundaries

No one told us we were allowed to hit the ball again after we'd already hit it. We might've hit more boundaries had we known.

Grim.

Not much, there's only three of us posting and one of us supports the English.

Frank's Original hot sauce is the default heat for wings, it's not exactly hot more like a hot medium. There's also Frank's wings sauce which is mild, I had an argument with my missus in Dunnes about this she grabbed the wings sauce and I was like hold up on that bitch.
Doesn't matter if it's not Frank's sauce either I'm just mentioning that as a guide, and you can make them hotter if you like.

How big is cricket in Ireland anyway?

It's not. We've got some really old clubs with loyal cricket followers, but in the general people laugh at cricket and think it silly. The other wc when we were in it was really good for some exposure. It'll grow more eventually, people like cricket once they understand it.
Erm, so small but reasonably well organised I'd say.

Imagine if the world had embraced cricket instead of football. It is a sport for simpletons, whereas cricket is for brianiacs.

twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1151399421554438150
Lord Benjamin Stokes

>brianiacs

This is Malahide in Dublin, it's on the grounds of an actual castle which if any of you ever visit you may walk around for free or take a paid tour of the inside.
The cricket ground is situated between the castle and the railway station, Malahide itself is a village with a marina and several comfy pubs and a couple of particularly good restaurants, also a starbucks.

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The Final Losing New Zealand

shes a beaut.

The events center ground in Queenstown looks amazing... shit name but great location and views.

looks shit

Yeah, next time I see a Swiss I'm going to give him a dirty look so.
Thanks lad, please come over some time for vacation you're very welcome.

I am awake

Since we’re sharing here’s my local club at Bournville in Birmingham

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>birmingham

grim

Wew, that's a gorgeous pavilion. I've played at lots f grounds near Birmingham (Worcestershire league), but none that are quite as nice as that.

This used to be my home ground, but if you know the area please keep it to yourself because we're moving into VERY doxxable territory now.

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Noice, this is mine, theres actually 2 pavilions but this is the nicer one. This used to be the home ground for Essex iirc

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Fucks sake lads. how are we 24/7 against Ireland and 1/8 against the Aussies, learnt nowt from the world cup I guess

Looks comfy.

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reckon i should share what pitch conditions are like near me lads?

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The ground itself is actually in a pretty shit part of (an albeit quiet and comfy) town, but the hills provide a nice backdrop for everything in the town. Always want to live in the shadow of hills/mountains desu, something special about it for me.

Please do. I'm guessing they'll be shit, but America could have some exceptionally comfy cricket grounds if you just bought into the bloody sport a little bit.

Very nice. I suppose everyone is Irish this week, which on behalf of the entire island, we welcome.

Except Eoin Morgan, who is English

hey y'all, sebbo here. have the poopees descended to depression and desperation yet? cause, I'd love to kick them in their guts when they are down

Just want to confirm that this isn't me tbhq ngl bla x

x

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He's Irish this week is test cricket, he's only English when he has that shirt on.

Was this not you

I’m officially calling an end to sad New Zealand season. It’s time to pick yourselves up and brush yourselves down and move on from what I imagine was an incredible traumatic experience. Yes you probably did deserve more from the game, but you can’t spend the rest of time complaining about this one. Go and win the next one.

The new agenda is: oppressing the fenian menance through sport - cucking their own sports by getting them to play ours edition

90+% of American posts since the start of the cwc haven't been me.

>vitality blast starts tomorrow
>women's ashes, only test, starts tomorrow
hmm, real conundrum this

Ok so you admit you should give the trophy back then?

Daily reminder England were awarded only 2 runs for this clear boundary

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Thanks mate

Give them their trophy or else.

New Zealand cricket is awesome, look at what /rug/ showed me today just now:

bumpu x

>Strewth mate, those bloody poms cheated against us and the kiwis. I was so angry I threw me thongs at the tellybox

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imagining the BRAINY possibilities for CRICKET with this neuralink thingamajig tbqh ngl bla x
youtu.be/lA77zsJ31nA

Have fun next week when nobody that isn't English and possesses a soul will support you against us.

Who will Eoin Morgan be playing for I wonder

He only plays in limited overs, and you would already know this if you hadn't only started watching cricket last week.

fair dinkum

morgan does play tests he just got BTFO last time so he stopped and started going on about how test cricket is dying and everyone should support his 100 ball cricket idea he totally hasnt invested money into

new rolex on my wrist

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100 is not divisible by 6 and that's why this shit will never work.

I started 5 weeks ago actually

UNIT
N
I
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Wristwatches are the cricket of jewelry

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>no carlos brathwaite

starc is pure shit lmao

If you've any questions or get stuck just ask in the chat here, somebody will help you.

does anyone give a shit about test cricket unless their team is playing?
I enjoyed the World Cup but if there was no visible end in sight I doubt I would have.

Any updates on when England will be handing back the World Cup?

I think its safe to say that Kane is the only one of the "big 4" that will be regarded as an all time great

most don't
I try to watch or at least follow each test.

you may enjoy the ashes lad

I watched Kusal Perera’s kino innings against South Africa earlier this year. Literally one of the greatest moments in all of sport

Realistically only poot won’t be

shakib bro

can imagine this being asked quite a lot during the ashes

>does anyone give a shit about test cricket unless their team is playing?
Results yes, maybe listening on the radio if it's a late night test or tv on in the background but actually sitting and watching probably not so much. There'd be exceptions, like if you're in Australia on Stephen's Day/Boxing Day and the test is on the telly if you're neutral and like cricket that's a very comfy test to watch.

Bringing Roy into the test side sounds like Finch all over again

Once an hour or so should do the trick, we will get you your cup.

So true

did someone say they wanted to see my dad's Google history?

not so much these days the MCG wicket is in an absolute state. it's probably my least favourite test these days

Pissrat on suicide watch

How's the SCG test lately? It can be good tv too so long as you don't have a job forcing you back to work straight after new years.

Visst känns det som att kärleken väntar?
youtube.com/watch?v=rJWYq4_1CU4

alright, not great
Adelaide Oval and Bellerive have the best decks these days I reckon. Perth Stadium is alright and quite fast but the stadium is too big and doesn't get the high winds you used to get at the WACA

>one spinner
cringe

I would like to take this moment to congratulate England on a well deserved win against whatever shit-tier team they faced in the finals

Funniest moment of the WC? For me, it's Pakistan hoping they weren't knocked out by a coin toss

Business idea: All rounded bowler

Imagine a burly 7 footer from Australia with a mustache for days running full pelt towards you only to deliver an off to leg googly. Wicket every time if you ask me.

wery cool jes im the same poster but still congratumalations england

struggling to understand the Finnish humour lads

New Zealand losing for not meme walloping it

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WORKED

I'd have said "cringe" but pretty good.

reckon you're in mate

we're in here
cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc

finbro you been drinking?

come listen to swedish music

cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc
WE'RE IN HERE LADS
WE'RE IN HERE LADS
WE'RE IN HERE LADS
WE'RE IN HERE LADS
WE'RE IN HERE LADS

don't like abba

we're listening to Kent

don't know them and I don't know you so you'll forgive me for not joining

having a yodel at this

is that an abo?

Okay, which one of you is this?........

>you will never see kane wwe facing kane williamson.

the memes will never happen

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got her on a string

miring digits
what the fuck does this degenerate cunt want? I already know what you fucks are gonna reply to me; "have sex" "dilate"
fuck off you goddman degenerates. How can one thot be this goddamn retarded without anyone interrupting them? Fuck me I want to slap a hoe just by reading this SH*T message

lose autism

your playing cricket and chilling with mates,how many hits of this bad boy can you get away with and still bat?

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Finland is crying out for test status

what the fuck are you trying to say you goddamn retard

I know I ask for too much but can someone Costanza the picture up?! :^)

Also why is there a floating Aussie cricket bat thing and a flying shirt!?

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Finland is crying out for genocide

you now remember chris tavare

youtube.com/watch?v=mDGns4xWFo8

Stuart Clark steaming in on a 2007 Perth deck

/mlb/ here to make ya seethe
*sharts*
have at it dogs

how about you respect women instead of using this pathetic but the Afghans were honourable men who preferred to marry rather than rape local women pickup lines which have failed you time and time again.

weed fucks with timing so much so probably only a light buzz

>how about you respect women
t. gets pissed off at a woman talking about her hamster

the absolute state of this thread when the crickets not on

you now remember benjamin golgappa

THIS

Any good books lads?

australia wins the world cup 2020

reading Livy's books on the Second Punic War rn

we have a rat among us

a snake

a snitch

a mole

someone reported me last night and i know who it was

i will be keeping my eye on you

Right here mate.

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chill out boss

a brave new world

yeah sorry natwb

#p94296607
this desu

Nips XI

It’s not hard to stay on topic to avoid being reported fellas

pics like this make me proud to be black

thoughts about the wattle lads?

Rent Free: A Critical Analysis of the Septic Tank Yank Psyche.

bad post

/mlb/ here any tips on how to deal with /hoc/? theyre ruining our threads again

Just a glass the cuntz

Ask them how many /hoc/ threads have been stickied

I can't see any problem.

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>replies to yank
>posts pic of thread where all yanks are filtered
Yeah that’s gonna be a cringe from me dawg

do the Uyghurs play cricket lads

Reckon they know how to play locust better.

trundlers in Turkmenistan

Miss Zachy my lads. Do you think he’s doing okay?

cutters in Kurdistan

grim

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Based wog

Kek

grim seeing plastic wogballers "banter"

apparently Manchester United are better than Leeds because they have more social media followers

where is shakib bro

What’s that tabbouleh? Fucking hate that shit. Gran used to make it now and again. Hate bulgur.

youtu.be/_HP9RFPro7w
Seething pozzies lads. Holy shit.
kek
KEK
K E K

amore mi Madre
amore mi San Pellegrino
semplice

okay this is epic

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Ariel is a black woman

who cares Tbh lad. Not gonna watch it anyway.

literally who cares about these Disney remakes not me

Toilets are white, you probably don't care because you're not going to use it anyway

grim banter

James Bond is a black woman

>he cares about children's movies now that his team got cucked in the wc
Kek

Joe Root is a black woman

Oh my god these aussies are in full-blown meltdown mode. Like they’re trying to be funny and shit but all the anti-England stuff is so so so cringey.

I always cared about children's movies
I have 2 children

NEW

Dubliners. Read some potato lit before the test.

JUST

>not 500

>almost 500

Is cricket thread 4 channel still seething or have you got over it yet?

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