Neymar offers services to Real Madrid as Barça hopes falter

MD says he is beginning to see that a Barcelona return will be tricky to get over the line, and has offered his services to other clubs.

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What a loser

lel
you couldnt make it up
it was only yesterday he was saying how he favourite ever win was the one against psg for barca and now they dont even want him and bought greaseman instead

>Offered his services

So he's finally becoming a sissy bottom?

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You stupid fools, They all know that Neymar will play for SS Nazio
Its official

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Never understand why he left Barca. Was in that sweet front three with messoy and ratking. Was a based front three. Banging in 20 goals and 20 assists per season. Had the potential to become main man when Messi eventually retired.

Was the move to PSG to win balloon door?

What a fucking bitch
He should unironically go to besiktas

the epitome of little shit

Honestly, watching this fucking prick bin off his career the past few years has brought me a profound joy

Nah, he just wanted to earn big qatari bucks, win worthless mickey mouse trophies with no effort, be idolized by FIFA playing zoomers and be in a club where he could do whatever the fuck he wants with no repercussions whatsoever, like missing training, fake injuries because of laziness or flying down to Brazil to fick his sister whenever he wanted. PSG were the only club to concede to his demands, as no self respecting club would want anything to do with this cancerous bitch.

"Come with me to juve bro, we are going to win everything together"

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Who would shoot the penalties?

Is that even a question?

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i will make this clear;

come to besiktas

Besiktas is go -to club for every player leaving Marseille

Welcome to Wolves

It has been obvious to many bookies for weeks now that since Real Madrid will fail to get Pogba, they'll turn their eyes to Neymar and get him. There's a reason the odds for Neymar to land at Real Madrid has been higher all summer than Barcelona. Bookies are not dumb, they know what's going on backstage.

PSG wants 300 mil. Might as well buy Messi

t. brainlet
real already have done a 100M signing for the LW spot.

>Was the move to PSG to win balloon door?
yes, he knew barca was finished, he's right so far but he didn't expect psg to be such a mess too, well it's kinda his fault with all the money used on him psg couldnt reinforce in key sectors where they needed it

>succesfully gets nerman that is more expensive than pogba and wish to go back to farca
why american flags are always so full of shit ?

lmao WELCOME TO PSG

I honestly do not understand how Neymar makes his life look so shit but also so great.

Where does the sister fucker meme come from?

me at the gym

>its neymars fault tuchel spunked 40m on jan thilo

Just deal with it Yea Forums. He already tampered with Neymar too.

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He fucks his sister

Based

Look at him trying to act hard. TSUman would fucking annihilate him

Ok but how do u know this?

>want to leave
>nobody wants to pay the 300M

hmm not possible sweety

>he doesn't know

Things go around. Why are you so interested, looking for the cheat code?

He definitely fucks her. Look at his body language.

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This faggot is getting what he deserves, and I hope he is stranded in PSG forever until he is forgotten and alone.

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This faggot needs to stay in France and play in 'Ligue 1 Uber Eats'^tm

You’re on Yea Forums all day fag, what do you know about reading someone’s body language

Litterally the ultimate mercenary, what an unlikable cunt.

"she"'s ugly as fuk

>t.

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Of course, also he was going to be the main man of the whole fucking league and win weekly at p$g what he used to win monthly at barça

I dont get it
why did PSG refuse Coutinho Dembele Rakitic swap?

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Change Falkland for Malvinas and you have a 10/10

If anything spending your days on Yea Forums makes you see your fair share of sister fuckers.
Though so does walking through the muslim part of town.

She tattooed herself in the arm... Wew... What a family.

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lol she is literally retarded, if it wasn't for Neymar she would be probably sucking dick for 10 reais on the street

Inb4 Mbappe overshadows him at PSG and Madrid lol

hope PSG shove him in the reserve team

>She tattooed herself in the arm
Yeah dude, i rock

>1pl8
What a fucking twink

cringe af

me inside left

How fucking cringy

But... why?

Would be based unironically

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I can already see him emulating based Di Canio.

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mate thats barely 1pl8

Look at his face too. He seriously squats 1pl8.
What a total faggot.

>the new robigno, they said
at least robinho was playing at this height of his career, nerman isn't fit to polish his shoes

KEK

Body language? Plenty. It’s faces that are inscrutable.

inb4 no one wants him and he refuses to lower his wage demands so ends up never getting another club ever again

Good

Welcome to Bayern. You can be backup when Müller is injured.

Come to MLS

He will be injured with a small bruise on his pinky for the rest of the season unable to play doing his recovery in Brazil.

neymar comes to inter miami and plays 20 games before being busted in a coke ring and fleeing to serie a on a free

Are brother/sister relationship like this, normal in Brazil?

Br is the biggest catholic country in the world, the incest is highly condemned by society. Buuuuuut....

>why did PSG refuse Coutinho Dembele Rakitic swap?
Because barca didnt offer dembele. They offered coutinho and Rakitic + some cash.

Its for recognition, if she got beheaded.

Wich is very common in your country.

Neymar is really good so yeah I hope RM sign him

what would happen if Neymar just came out and said yes i do sex with my sister

would clubs still sign him lmao

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>Who would shoot the penalties?

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Just realised they both speak Portuguese so would easily get along
I’d love to see this happen desu
He’s guaranteed trophies with Juve just like he is at PSG, while at the same time getting a more professional environment at a bigger club while maintaining massive wages and a great life in Italy.