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First post for Leon Ewards to take the W this weekend and get his revenge on Masvidal
Its burger time
Any tips on getting better with tornado kicks? My toes point upward on the kick and have a hard time pointing to the side.
CTE chinlet bless.
point your toes to the side.
Ban men's 125, 135, 145 lb divisions, if you cant fight at 155 go back to college, also ban wmma
ontario ladies and gentlemen
He's not wrong.
oi oi lads, smash the pastry, don't be nasty
is there a single actual pretty woman in England
not unless they are Jamaican
post your favorite fighter
looks like a ten year old
*click*
ahem....
......FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES...
ONE Championship
NGANNOU
I'm not a whole lot better but wtf is her room mate
N
>this guy small guy
manlets btfo
Good morning. Is Whittaker too far gone from the damage he took fighting Yoel?
What damage? He got sat down a bit what twice in 50 minutes?
kate middleton ?
Ok guys, I have ran a bunch of simulations on my ps4 and I know how to beat Khabib now. Head kicks, early on. Poirier, I know you are reading this: Spam headkicks for the entirety of round 1. Khabib never sees the 3rd one in a row
Tell me about Jamal, can you describe him in any way?
Fer sure.
Ayshin as shiiiiiiiit bro!!
DICEY DICEYYYYY!! HRMHRRHRRRR
So he was sat down once in 50 minutes? This isn't some unusually devastating knock down m8.
jesus you could ko a mule before you ko'd whittaker
So this is the power of God..
Lots of refs would have stopped it there.
mistah shawb
yo leep
Blertin's cawelmeddie is still up brehs
Fyodor
They may have and it would be early as fuck. I'm only making the point that he isn't
>too far gone from the damage he took fighting Yoel
and I think I'm in the right here that he didn't take THAT much damage. Look at what Maynard did to Edgar twice and he's still fighting for titles nearly a decade later.
literally no one's favorite fighter
I don't have CTE
t. smelly euroshitter with no manners
>gif
>current year
water weed uen hear saul
Any of you watch the new Luke Thomas show? I actually sat through that shit, I like how it's like two friends talking shit to eachother
Hey friend, it sounds like you would enjoy The Fighter and the Kid podcast, if you want to see two great buddies shooting the shit and just having a freakin good time, it's the show for you! It stars former UFC Heavyweight champion Brendan Schaub. Give it a listen!
What's a god to a non believer....
Callen is cool, Schaub is unbearable. Cuck Thomas and his lapdog actually bring out some nice banter out of eachother
>everyone still thinking herb doesnt know shit about being a fighter or being in the cage
FEAST YOUR EYES
diego is right his coaches didnt even look like they gave a fuck about him winning or losing
>reffed by cecil
fucking kino fight
> oh ok jawmawl is going to cut my hair . I don't mind a big lipped stinky hoopin n hollering nigger cutting my hair. We can talk about our jordans. But then jawmawl wasn't a nigger! He was a fuckin bucktooth zipperhead fob. *Pause for laughter
>crowd laughs for 25 minutes straight
are you saying that wouldn't be funny?
Racism ain't it homeboy, niggers are my boy, we trained together once
>Callen is cool
Shill
Ex-UFC fighter Ericka Almeida accuses ex-coach of assault
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>Ellen, who didn’t know her sister was also having a relationship with the coach, started dating him after joining the team to train
seems this coach banged the entire family
Izzy is gonna stop Whittaker and a lot of people will be very upset.
Is this her coach? WTF!! poor girl
The weak should fear the strong
his arm is 4 times hers lol
Why won't Brendan make one more run at the strap? He said his dad told him he was going to be a UFC champion in 1993.
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That punch to the jaw hasn't slowed her down
Why you didnt protect her /heem/ ?
Likewise
why to wear long socks to ad UFC for fuckshake
Why do the mods refuse to ban the WMMA fetishist virgins? They're one of the main reasons heem is trash.
Who is your favorite WMMA fighter?
who should aspen ladd fight next?
did she delete that pic of herself in the shower
that's Nunes
lol ok they all look the same to me cheers
khabibedded & dcbedded is finally here bros
these videos are fun to watch
aka looks like a true brotherhood of fighters
enjoy
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imagine getting paid to beat up a guy even conor mcgregor knocked out in 1 round
Who's your favorite retired female fighter?
fuck I wish I was training there instead of being a borderline neet
who is the best portugal fighter?
probably my boy André Fialho
broke into Bellator with a 29s KO on some can
>dat abdomen
>GOAT
>O
>A
>T
Goddamn I wanna sniff her pits and crack
youtube.com
complete crap. remember PRIDE?
>Modelo
>Nemiroff
>Proper 12
>Monster
>Fallout 76
i fell for the zero ultra meme and they're actually pretty tasty
>Drinking pop
Goodest goy
Tony ends the Khabib meme
relax sperg i don't drink them regularly
Where are these screenshots from? I've seen that format before in other posts on heem, is it like a mma sim or is it just an edited webpage?
based fat chad penetrated both sisters
>It's 2021
>Eddie Alvarez is the #6 ranked LW in the world
who cares, it's retarded as fuck
>Ben refused to ever spar
What did he expect
WMMA 5, it's a sim game. You play as an owner or ceo of a company. I'm currently playing as owner of Titan FC, it's pretty fun seeing how things play out.
The rankings are very stupid people don't move up and down as they should but the actual simmed results aren't too bad most of the time
why is Usfag ducking Colby like a little babby?
For me it was Theo Von celebrating with Dustin Poirier after his win.
How many strong wrestlers has Max beaten? The guy was taken down by Ortega, Frankie by wrestlefuck.
Based it looks fun. I love sim games like that just to see the crazy timelines.
max is a can only wins because of extreme weight cutting
How can GOATsman be ducking him if Poolby is the one who took another fight?
>Targeting the liberal left market by dressing like a homohypebeast.
>Targeting the redneck, alt-right market by putting in a bunch of race jokes
Pyure Cawlmedy Protedgy, bee.
>ban Ryan Hall's division
Hold still while I glass ya.
this is embarassing.After 1.436 punches he's still standing up lol fuckin Usman
usman has retired so colby will fight somebody else
Who going to main MSG this year?
little cuckold enthusiat fingers write this post
>Tony ends the Khabib meme
>still ranked only 8th
What the fuck happened to him after that fight
Creepy Ladd is back
What the fuck is this?
and lost to Iaquinta?lol btw wmma has real fighters from the start or is it a patched version?I remember the older series they didnt have real fighters in
Tony is 37 years old. Basically flushed by father time
Miesha Tate, I have a feeling one day she will come out retirement to have a couple of fighters. I'm seeing more women not willing to quit their MMA careers than the men.
Iaquinta is on an absolute tear. It's a mod, Modern Warriors 3.
yeah,he's not doing too well in my save either
t. Marty
>UFC 250: Mcgregor
Gooby wont come out of retirement on my save, but Ronda and GSP did.
really? i think fighter that are under 40 usually come out of retirement.
fincuck are you the white kid in this video? is this what started your cuck fantasies?
exactly
So hypothetically speaking, if one was looking for a cracked copy of this WMMA5 game, where could they find it?
>Wrestlefucked by Gillespie
Kek
>Ladd vs Rousey headlines the same card as the Conor/Khabib rematch
is this r/mma wet dream simulator or something?
Remember kids, athlete's foot is no joke
Yep, he's happy as a whisky merchant apparently
>There finna gonna boutta be a 135 Interim belt fight
>One will definitely be Aljamain Sterling
who should the other be?
Some say Petr Yan, other cheeky bastards say Urijah.
Mcgregor beats Gillespie unironically
that fight was absolutely pathetic,because gillespie has the trait that makes him go for takedowns all the time.
Till is moving to the middlewight, he's gonna get crushed or redemption arc is coming? he cut a lot as a welter and maybe at 185 he might be the right choice
"No"
- Gregor Gillespie
why are you larping on some shitty program. this is the dumbest thing i've seen on heem in a while
>Mcgregor beats Gillespie
Dumb canposter.
>t italyfag who posts redditposts to /heem/
better stop this game,sucks,go play some angry birds
i usually make title fights the main events even if the non title matches are more interesting.
Oh no no no
Yan, and it's not even close. He ends the Sterling meme
Moraes vs Yan
Aljamain literally died when he fought Marlon
How's Ben Askren doing?
Tony bless
he didn't lose to jorge in this timeline at least
ok retard
>strong boxing skill
>great striking elusiveness
>above avg boxing power
imagine actually being entertained by this bullshit. talk about a waste of time.
wtf is this
Since this is a WMMA 5 general, is there a way to allow men and women to fight eachother so I can have Cejudo end the Nunes meme? Thanks.
read the thread bro.
I'm not with the UFC so this is entirely the AIs matchmaking
based tony poster
the fuck is this dungeons and dragons fight simulating bullshit? leave the house and meet people you weirdos
it is the right choice, this cutbabby should've never had foughr on WW to begin with, maybe in MW he'll have a chin
last chance for my boy!!!
>Kimbo was never alive for bare knuckle boxing fc
It hurts...
>tfw Megan Olivi wont sign a $1mil 1 fight contract
Post the most flushed fighter in your save. Especially one who isn't flushed yet irl
try a contract with 1 mil dicks.She's gonna sign for sure
What kind of porn does Aspen Ladd watch?
You know I’m getting real tired of you jerks acting like Olivi is some cock hungry slut. Just because she is attractive doesn’t mean you have to be angry at her.
Go have sex. And don’t reply to me until you do.
>5'5
kek, can you get non fighters to fight? What if you offered like 60 million?
Jon Anik vs Rogan?
flushed Ortega or unflushed KZ?
zoophilia
*blocks your strikes with his gaze*
*sprawls your takedown with his gaze*
*ankle picks and darce chokes you with his gaze*
one more run at getting heemed, brother.
had sex just now and i think she's virgin from the ears but i'm not so sure
Kek
huh,andrade is one of the few fighters with the absolute worst momentum i have as well.
If they're checked as non-fighter in the DB I don't think they'll accept a fight contract no matter what. You can easily change them to retired fighters though
Lads I know Jones was just practising his striking against Santos, but even that said he hardly looked like Jones and his striking didn't look fantastic.
Wtf is going on? He barely opened up, little creativity, he was sort of comfortable but he barely opened up. Could he unironically be fading?
I was even impressed by his OSP performance. But these recent ones with Smith and Santos it's just a bit odd
khabib's third ig story lmao
accomplished muay thai,strong high kick power wtf lol
the lowkicks unironically compromised his footwork
he didnt feel sure so he was very careful not to overcommit
let me get this straight brother
after being flushed twice in a row... moving up in weight getting hit by even bigger and stronger fighters will unflush him
is that what you're saying brother
brother you can not just post this you have to tell us more
>moving up in weight getting hit by even bigger and stronger fighters will unflush him
Some fighters do gain a much better chin after moving up and not depleting themselves, don't be silly.
Lineker, Santos, Smith just off the top of my head
fucking blanket
she's honestly so perfect bros, i can't take it
Wasn't sure who to root for, RDA or the fellow Brit. But seeing Edwards go on the anti-white breakfast club I'm now rooting for RDA to knock his head off.
They aren't anti-white, Schaub went on there.
Charlamagne tha god thinks it's okay to refer to white people as mayonnaise, that's so offensive
They can deride us all they want, they still worship us and want to live in our countries and nowhere else.
cope
LOL
instagram is down again lol
>the fellow Brit
Wtf Dan Hardy is a chad now?
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One more run at the strap, Dana
hnngh
Smith and Lineker never had bad chins. Tills chin is compromised because of stupid shit like this.
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another dead instragram thot.
Why are saunas healthy but not hot showers?
Is there anything more pathetic than having yellow fever past the age of 18?
For me it's cold showers and cryotherapy.
Chalkras are aligned in a sauna, your aura is being soothed not opened
Yea Forums's obsession with asians is.... problematic to say the least. these boys need to man up and find a real woman and support her and her kid(s)
>cryotherapy
Literally a meme
It's not a meme. Rogan does it.
He will get to top5 but ultimately his bad defence will cost him
That's about 170lbs solid of real woman.
POST WALKOUTS
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Redemption when?
Khabib is undefeated
redemption in what sense? by and large, people don't know who she is or give a fuck about her lol. mediocre fighter. NEXT
This is what peak female performance looks like
Till vs Adesanya needs to happen.
shut up luke ull never be a G
Do you think she gets those UFC branded socks for free?
is this achievable by natural means?
she looks like an elementary school teacher who does zumba classes
ye whatev fool
shut up pasty whiteboi u finna get rammed by a bull soon
shit take I'm not even interested in that fight because Gillespie needs a challenge not some washed up coke head
Free...? What the fuck is this a charity? Aspen has to pay for her gear and an Espn+ subscription like everyone else
next op image
Think we'll ever seen worn aspen ladd shorts up for sale?
Uriah Hall will flush him
145 is ok, but agree with all else
she's opening a bar where you watch the ppvs on her forehead
Aspen is flushed, next up is Shealor Ladd
Robert Whittaker is actually a good Twitch streamer. Stipe just sits there mumbling every 5 minutes while getting smashed on COD. Bobby talks about his autistic tastes in things like Anime
Lol
>He never watched Mark Hunt getting tilted on CSGO with his $10,000 inventory
the 8th wonder in this world
I'm going to become a black belt in BJJ. I've just decided
Your mcdojo didn't even give you a white belt kek
My nearest BJJ gym is 26 miles, really annoying getting there.
I literally haven't been yet. I've just decided
Unlucky lad. I'm going to a place just over a mile away, I'm sure it is legit as well because they compete and medal at international ibjjf competitions
oh ok sorry for the confusion
No problem lad
Just pop in't gym and let them know yer after a black belt like and they'll sort ya reight out.
I was thinking more along the lines of sprinting onto the mats and flying arm barring the lead instructor
Just heem him outcold and show everybody that grappling is in fact for faggots. Everyone will clap and you will become the new gym leader.
When's the UFC going to sign this masterful grappler?
Watching old ufc fights. We can confirm that Tito and chuck were both cans right? Striking technique is trash, very stiff, bad head movement, bad footwork
Your right. I need to end the namby pamby bjj meme nonsense
Will she do well in the UFC, what's the ceiling for Pom Klementieff
You're***
He has a shot he should try boxing first than get into Bare Knuckle FC.
She'll be the Female CM Punk.
STICKY FINGAAAAAAAZ
Jesus.. She hit the wall at mach speed
Who is everyone here favorite woman fighter?
She was unironically the most beautiful woman in the world
What does that even mean?
who is the smartest female fighter?
Always
Why Americans call asians zipperheads? Never understood it
how do you live with yourself knowing you lost a fight to brecken slarsh?
i think she's telling him to fap
Lel, he will end up just like Rockhold
>Used by soldiers during the Korean and Vietnam Wars; multiple theories exist as to the specific origin. One is that if an Asian person was shot in the middle of the forehead with a machine gun, the head would split as if being unzipped; another, that the appearance of tire tracks on a body having been run over by a military Jeep resembled a zipper.
Jesus, never change amerifriends
He should move to LHW s
o his chin gets even stronger
Alexa Grasso or Irene Aldana who's your favorite?
Their eyes look like zippers
mark hunt is fucking shit at csgo it's hilarious
N
When our tanks would run over them, it made their heads look like a zipped up zipper cause of the treads on the tank
Where the fuck do you live lad Penzance? Cumbria?
turns out meth+cte isnt good for reflexes
or anything
Tfw missed another bobby stream
his podcast is always up on youtube afterwards atleast. Him and mark hunt talking was kino also his wrestling coach fabricio is an all around good bloke
Nah I mean his twitch stream
wish he didn't play fucking ESO
Do you think he has ever played Morrowind?
What is Adesanya's favourite game? I'd say Fortnite or terreria
They're gonna hold some kind of retirement ceremony for him at the next Rizin
Nah bobbert has zoomer taste in vidya too
I just got into Terraria. Its not that bad
>What is Adesanya's favourite game?
Some 2D weeb fighting game I reckon
I think Conor actually thought he could out grapple Khabib, cause Danis told him so.
based Danis with the long con, boosting Khabib’s stock so he can dethrone him in a cross promotion Bellator vs UFC superfight
Is it common for professional fighters to only train when they have an upcoming fight? Why are training camps necessary assuming you already train year round?
I think Conor is a cuck who watches Dee get spit roasted by T-Wood and Floyd.
So you’re saying Israel has elite taste in video games vs Bobby who plays ESO like a brainlet?
fight camp =/= regular training
weirdo
I was skeptical about it, but with friends its fun. It can get boring though when you have nothing to work on
Article is from yesterday. It references recorded phone call from 2017 and mentions she started working at he gym in 2007. Why don't these women bring this stuff up when it's happening and instead seem to wait years before trying to do something about it? It makes absolutely no sense to me why you wouldn't remove yourself from that kind of situation. If this dood was beating the piss out of her so regularly for things like wearing makeup or texting people then why the fuck was she sticking around for years apparently catching these ass beatings on a semi regular basis?
Terraria isn’t even bad and kids barely know it exists why compare it to Fortnite
Akren = goat
Tito = can
Dilon = god
Ban check for bikini girl
women are dumb and women who fight are even dumber
That Jim Miller KO with 3 seconds left in the first is gonna be amazing.
>you will never be a 40 year old married mma coach with anger issues who beats up 17 year old sisters after training and then fucks them both without either of them knowing
why live
Grasso by far but just because she is cute, both are cans
Max Holloway vs. Frankie Edgar
Cris Cyborg vs. Felicia Spencer
Geoff Neal vs. Niko Price
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Arman Tsarukyan
Marc-André Barriault vs. Krzysztof Jotko
Based, I wish the pride days came back
BROS WHY DOES SHE CAN TO BE A CAN?
She might actually be a great contender against Amanda
If he'd moved up sooner maybe, but I don't think there's any recovering from that KO that masvidal gave him. The hit wasn't that bad but I don't think I've ever heard a fighters head bounce that hard off that canvas before. No way he didn't cause some permanent damage with it. He will probably get a tune up fight for MW against some older fighter on their way out and if he makes it through that he will get pushed into top 10 and most likely gets KO'd by the first person he fights that has heavy hands.
Do you know the difference?
>brasilians
>being punctual
>not being a complete bag of shit
Edgar
Cyborg
Price
Tsarukyan
don't give a fook
Amanda is not a punching bag like Ladd though
amanda already flushed her just shut down wmma
Too bad she decided to text him to tell him she was getting pumped and filled by some random guy and that if he wanted her come get it. She looks so bad now from all the plastic surgery and just tours around stripping at clubs.
nice lips
but wmma is the best decision dana white ever made, he even said so
>Herb "Gold Standard" Dean strikes again
War Machine was the baby face
weak up Ostovich
that wasn't a bad stoppage at all
I'm ready /heem/ Give me your best shot
>Too bad she decided to text him to tell him she was getting pumped and filled by some random guy
isn't this like, her fucking job? War Machine had a pornstar as a gf and was mad by being cucked lmfao
fatspen was done, would have been cool to see her eat a few more shots though
Herb dean is flushed
It's a matter of time she'll join WMMA or Boxing because she has a pretty swell background martial arts.
She's pretty despite being 33yr old cunt.
bad taste
there is a possibility he was being sarcastic
MMAGOLD8-1 UFC 135er adventure Siberian Huskies the mountains are home
she's not ugly so i think he was serious about that
she's just not the best looking girl
why are all wmma fighters landwhales
terrible body awful face massive head just become a park ranger you suck at fighting fat ass
imagine the fucking smell
ok explain this like I'm 7 years old.She is the hottest mma fighter.They signed her in the ufc along with Lipski for the flyweight division.She has 11-4 in mma.All of her wins are by tko or submission at most.They still havent book her for a fight but they book easily all the chinese cans.WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
is her head not shopped there? I know she is standing infront of the boys but her head mogs them all
who cares, she's probably going to get flushed in her first fight just like Lipski
wmma is the future, dana knows this sport will be the best thing for women since basketball and soccer.
Dana know the sport that females will catch on easily.
I'm at peace knowing he fought his way out the ghetto with his hands, a good fighter and father that provided for his family.
Will Dana ever allow true mtf transfighters in the women's divisions? If not, why is he such a bigot?
lipski was never my friend
b-b-b-based
Of course it's a leaf who posts this
Actually is Lipski that flushed her in ksw lol
Someone needs to lead the charge and end this discrimination
too many mosquitos
What is it about black men that attracts Holly?
even worse
stop watching cuck porn my guy, heal your brain
Nope straight from IG, all trolling aside... she and her family all look quite strange... and the fact that she suicide cuts to 135 at 5'6'' is insane for a pro fighter
Stop bullying Ladd, she's been through enough.
I'm not white, so I'm not as sensitive and triggered to cuck porn
RIP Frankie.
Why does Max always do shit PPV numbers despite being loved by everyone?
vianna is hotter, b
I'll give (you) a few hints
>Long
>Black
>Thick
And Jones, Usman, and DC each have one
218 is the only decent card he's headlined
the fact that Frankie got KO'd by Ortega is still amazing
Punished Max will kill that midget
>And Jones, Usman, and DC each have one
A UFC belt?
Magumbo cuck posting was fun
Reminder that Frankie is winning the story
Unironically Nate would beat khabib
all the girls like chocolate
no a Big Black Cock
haha wow! how do you know???
wtf i hate bobby now
get help
Statistics say otherwise cuck
haha! Idk desu I was trying to be funny
funny how Romero went from wanting to rip Whittaker's head from his body to "you okay bud?"
prime LTG runs through 185
>max could have been 14 win streak after this fight
You need low kick LTG once to KO him
imagine saving this in your computer
How deluded
Lol
Thoughts on this band
m.youtube.com
MMA has been solved
Not gonna lie, I'm a little jealous of the chesthair.
Never heard it. The comments described it precisely "Joy Division x Tsoi". Moreover it's a cover on Kris Kelmi's song.
imagine not
Meow?
4 alpha males in the room... there's got to be trouble
have sex and read the statistics again after
Lmaoooo they all have massive heads even the little girls lol
What do you call this body type?
homeboy needs to shave himself
GOAT mode.
Spammy , you hanging in there?
abnormally small nipples mode
Shaving bodyhair is for homosexuals and professional swimmers only.
Too bad he is a framelet cutbaby, eh?
This looks familiar. Are they fighting on the 10th island by any chance?
fatty?
Coming for Khabib
fronkie flushes hollowgay
Is ladd more athletic then the average american female? she cuts to a weight my aspiring meme instagram fit gf is having a hard time reaching at the same height
Little werewolf
anyone competing in any high level sport is going to be more athletic than the average female
even the fat chonkers in like hammer throw or shotput events can generate more power than someone with an "athletic" body
so i guess shes just the female hillbilly dc?
I bet Aspen Ladd has a bush down there,i mean she lives in a forest like those leftist neo-hippies.Why to shave herself?She doesn't have any sexual relationship,she washes her vagina in the river,probably the entire family use only one mobile phone which they share to post photos on instagram,there is no laptop.playstation,satellite tv,Netflix.As the sun goes down the entire family going to sleep.So there is no reason to shave herself down there.She shaves only her legs for the instagram
minus all the talent, smarts, personality and success. sure
for sure so that cunhair can absorve her pussysmell which her dogs can pick up on.
125
135
absolute fucking jokes based around habitual cut babies and shortasses
145
Literally just cutbabies, 90% men who walk around at 150 or more, its ludicrous
weirdo
He is getting kinda sad and pathetic now
48% of heem picked abc.
>liked by Korean Zombie
maybe she rubs some frogs on her pussy to cover that smell
who?
lol me or Ladd?
>gerlessy
>binland
>grease
why are these eurosludge retards obsessed with wmma? Is it samefag? You decide
>sugg my baguette you dirty slutte
>yes i will give you my manwine
>Charlamagne tha god
is 4 foot 11 so who gives a shit
>coming to suck off Khabib
The guy who got to taken to a split decision by a can wrestler is surely going to beat the best wrestler in his weightclass.
How come UFC fighters look much smaller on screen? I met Anderson Silva and he was huge and I don't mean height, he was very stocky and well built. Boxers are the opposite, Golovkin looks muscular on screen but just looked average in person
Where was the lie nigger?
Women should only shave around the pussy.
The hair above the clit should be left.
This is the patrician pussy hair situation.
could anyone at 115lbs stop her?
why he always calls himself the boss or the ruler of something when he haven’t win a fight in 4 years and only his Irish fans buy his whiskey?
It's like the unit freaks are mega unit freaks and they make even big men look thin.
It's sort of like in WWE a 190cm man could look small standing next to the bigger freaks.
Relative freakness in play.
Based. Virgins in shambles
why are you like this? it’s for the (you)s? it’s to become a heem personality?
you are really embarrassing for you flag dude.
He's the ruler because his days are measured.
He's a dirty sandnigger immigrant, he has no flag.
based
Why did "deep waters" become such a popular phrase among mma fighters
Because of Jaws 3. Its a very popular movie in the fighting community.
she dates her old ass coach unironically
I thought it was from xmen beginnings where magnetoid says "for sure ill take you into deep waters b"
I don't know if Rogan said that was a beast of a movie or that Beast was in that movie.
Ive nevre seen jaws. its s shitty movir and a good example of how burgers have no taste.
Based on what you said Stipe sounds way more based.
Unironically leagues funnier than the original material
Based and Brappilled BrapChad
>WMMA 5
Did you pay for it or is this just the free version?
Wake up Frankie, I'm not a chinlet can like Max. Champ shit only, bro...
It was actually Rogan asking "Who's that blue guy?" and Schaub responded "Fer sher, he's Beast, my dude."
>Charlamagne tha god
is black so who gives a shit
*fixed
Ryan Hall seems like the sort of guy who actually lurks on /heem/... wonder if he ever posts here?
I can't imagine Rogan watching movies with the slobbermouth beside him getting cheese dust all over his lazy boy.
based
this kraut larper was never my friend
You'd be surprised.
i could pin everybody itt and put my penis in their mouth. And for no reason..
Poirier is going to get wrestleraped into the mat for 5 rounds and lose the decision. I would stake my life on this.
Maybe in a pure wrestling match, but if we did Jiu Jitsu I could take your back and put my cock in your ass.
100% agree, b. You'd have to be an idiot to be boying Poopourri in this fight.
Who wants to bet that Conor is gonna turn up to the Khabib Poirier fight to try and make it about him like the narcissist that he is?
Who cares? Get a life loser.
living the fucking dream
yall say that Conor will appear in every UFC event every fucking week
How do I get into UFC 3 on PS4? Every time I turn it on I get bored with trying to learn the controls and moves and I go back to playing cod or cities skylines.
Well with fans like you still talking about him when he hasn't fought in years it wouldn't be surprising if he thinks he's still relevant.
you play a real fighting game instead
How can Khabib deal with this?
Holloway got fucking destroyed in that fight but he could still win it just by having a good chin and never getting tired
I'm not a fan, I just think that he will try and make a scene because he thinks he deserves a run back on that Khabib loss, and Dana will enable him because it will get attention from casuals and the press
youtube.com
1:35 how spot on is this schaub impression
He gets KO’d that’s how
Based
It's like deep fake at first, but when he tried to actually imitate schwerp he lost it
Poirier will destroy this man's whole career
Why didn’t he clap harder?
>Poirer KO's Khabib
>Random mudslime rushes the octagon & derkabombs himself
How likely is this outcome?
the fuck is gaycheese doing here?
Mommy
oh i don't know.
He would have knocked Dustin back from the force. He can't reveal his true power level, that's why he threw the fight and took the L.
>Poirier killed the day before the fight
Masvidal laid the blueprint for Poirier's victory over Khabib. The time of wrestlers has ended.
>Cue five rounds of Khabib laying on top of a frustrated Dustin while Dana's face turns pink.
RDA is ruining his legacy.
Does Flash still own 10 of the UFC?
Bisping is the worst active commentator, agree or disagree?
>actually lost to tibau
>legacy
Found the answer, they dont.
mmafighting.com
Askrens the only wrestler braindead enough to tell everybody hes going to take him down immediately and then actually immediately dive for the takedown.. even Khabib at least boxes for the first few minutes sometimes the entire first round.
gaychee is for sure a future champ
Disagree. Cruz is the worst.
Lmao no way, I love the little sperg's commentary
he's not completely flushed and wants to keep fighting for money, i see no problem
Khabib did too, whats your point
I never get tired of Cruz making Rogan look like an idiot on commentary, love that dude
this, i turn on the spanish broadcast when i found out there is cr*z
They got bought out by new ownership
Vettori will be champ soon
He's going to fucking batter Edwards, don't be an idiot. He'd batter Masvidal as well but Masvidal will duck.
SOMEONE ELSE MAKE A NEW THREAD, I'M NOT DOING IT. I'M TOO FUCKING LAZY AND I REFUSE TO POST IN THIS THREAD ANYMORE. IT'S NEAR THE BUMP LIMIT, LET'S GET RID OF IT ALREADY. CHOP CHOP, GET TO WORK. WHIP UP A NEW THREAD FOR EVERYONE HERE ALREADY.
here
you're just a little baby.
no
500
>round 2
how can he be so gassed?
Have any cutbaby ever been exposed that hard ?
Really cringing when anyone talks about Max as if he was elite.
>Really cringing when anyone talks about Max as if he was elite.
I want to say that I've been shitting on him for being a shitty striker for ages but nobody wanted to believe me
His legacy was ruined by sea level Cain.
