This guy has the absolute worst style and grace

Us skaters call it STEEZ heh but he runs like a Jew goblin taking tiny little steps and he’s always DEMANDING the ball with his hands out looking like an enraged gypsy begged. I’m absolute not looking forward to him on Jj. I watch them for the aesthetic grace of TSUUU his brilliant posture and flow through the air. Now we have to watch this grreedy frog goblin with him.

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And he plays fucking dirty he shoves players always looking like a n outright pussy bitch

is he really jewish?

Unironically this man his style look at his stride, head up and he kicks the ball with such fluidity he makes it look so easy. His balance is great

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Muh style and grace. This isn't an iceskating competition you know.

You read it on the internet didn't you ? So it must be true isn't it.

>le miss out on winning the World Cup mama's boy
Fuck him

>he’s always DEMANDING the ball with his hands out looking like an enraged gypsy
welcome to southern europeans 101

t. Veronique Rabiot

Best post on sp right now

You're right though. his fellow kermit midfielder jewish haird abominacion does the same exact gestures and has a very similar stride except worse almost. just look at his outstretched left claw and atrocious lunge like he just saw a penny shimmering on the touchline

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meanwhile THIS is a stride of sheer power and grace. the coordination is excellent his veins popping and bulging while his brain is studying and computer the defender's next move so that he can counter it like chess

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great thread

face it , this is a manlet pussy look at his body language his face completely contorted, eyes almost completely shut at the impending chad cock behind him. chad is relaxed, calm, mouth slightly open in an effort his body has taken slowly. meanwhile fat manlet waffle with the long sleeves because he gets cold at night is about to fall on his face or lose possession to large chad

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but this, this is man who knows exactly what he is doing. he's sliding effortlessly on the grass, just gliding while his torso barely moves, he has complete control over his lower body while maintaining static upper body and eagle eye lookout. he will beat the defender he knows he will. waffle boy knows, on the other hand, that he will lose. he holds his head in shame.

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as he peers into the pristinely manicured grass all he sees are past failures. a career so close to superstardom but one never good enough, and one that the general public regards with complete apathy.

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"But I won PFA young player of the year in '013" he thought on the way home from Chelsea's 3-0 loss to Cheshire North at home "I was supposed to be something... something great"

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Excellent thread

you write like a nigger, white boy

Why are americans still allowed on the internet?

Kill yourself

Pretty sure he scored here kek

Lose weight.

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Whom else has good form

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what is this fucking shit

>tsu
>grace
>brilliant posture
>not greedy

>Bad post
>American flag
Checks out.

>americans

He fucks his mom

America was a mistake it should have been indians and buffalos forever

Not one person disproving my points just a bunch of people, likely negro/islam oriented, saying “le America sux” ok guys

I agree with your superior analyses

Everyone is Jewish until proven otherwise. Your mom included.

This thread is based despite being made by an American. Cherish it.

why does he have no hair on his arms

Tako je

Obviously he shaves them for lower drag.

just look at him approaching Wijnaldum for a tackle. keep in mind rabbit frog has about 6 inches on him yet he just latches onto him with his little fingers like some Israeli parasite, afraid to go shoulder to shoulder with the manlet. just look at that horrific posture again too

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the move concludes rather pathetically with the lanky bastard just poking the ball away with his outstretched toe because he's unable to commit to a full grown man tackle

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>burgers talking about futbol

didn't read lol

leaf..."futbol"...ok kid

Posting in a based TSUUUU thread

excellent post user

supremely based

alri fergie we get it

>anglo /spee/

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>soccer

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>am*rica flag
>ronaldo obsession
>phoneposter
the trifecta of satan

redpilled thread

Fantastic thread that would hit 400 replies if it were any other flag

I'll always remember this punk for abandoning team France in the 2019 world cup because he wasn't going to be a starter. Lo and behold, they won without him. I guarantee during the entire tournament he was wishing France would lose. Also, his mother aka his agent is a giant pain in the ass apparently.

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*2018 world cup

>he has no style
>he has no grace
>this player has a funny face

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>he has no style
>he has no grace
Y'all zoomers will never fully understand this reference

Lmao I guess I should have refreshed the page first

no come on, he was just in the reserve in case a midfielder was injured before the world cup, so he was asked to keep training to be available and rabiot said no. the fool simply should have stayed quiet, but I believe he still has a chance to be called if he becomes elite with his club and if france got new players that requires a more possessive slow midfield

>he was just in the reserve in case a midfielder was injured before the world cup, so he was asked to keep training to be available and rabiot said no
Ah je ne savais pas ça. Oui, je crois qu'il est encore capable de garantir une position sur l'équipe mais il droit changer sa attitude un peu

>aesthetic grace of TSUUU
Please give serious consideration to suicide.

>mfw they put "Tsunaldo" as the replacement name

Of course a Canadian cannot understand the mentality behind refusing to be a benchwarmer while your lessers are on the field.Rabiot did the right thing.

Rabiot shouldn't even have to drink the same shitty water as the rest of his team

>curly hair
>mediterranean complexion
Straight outta Tel Aviv