/hoc/

this thread was early

it was litterally the 500th post of last thread

so was my nut

which means that it was posted before the 500th post of the last thread
therefore early, not a difficult concept

the old thread has 503 replies in it

Attached: Capture.png (578x669, 110K)

what shithole part of the gta are you living in? I live a half hour east of that clusterfuck, and drivers always have the wireless terminals on them. I mean fuck, I did delivery for them for about 6 years, and they had ten fucking terminals.

They used to do that at my store, but ran into problems with people placing orders and having their cc companies reject the transaction the next day. The old school credit card transactions weren't actually processed until the end of the day when the manager hit the ol' "END THIS SHIT DAY ALREADY" button. So some people gamed the system.

>ron francis for xheattle GM

I guess the Garry won't see another new team cinderella story

Attached: 1555900307356.gif (272x251, 485K)

nice dubs, also thanks for saving my post for future generations to see.

New thread. New beginnings. A brand new game. Gotta take it one shift at a time and play a full 60 out there

I am so fucking blasted I thought we were at 700 posts and no one had made a new thread like wtf ahaha

>You now remember tampon gay fans claiming McDonut was the missing piece to the cup
>rags south

watching smackdown lads

you are arguing in bad faith and tempering with evidence

Attached: 1542374737674.png (933x869, 123K)

Still waiting on pizzaretard to apologize to the leaf and to the rest of us for ruining the thread

Attached: $.png (287x111, 21K)

wish i ordered a based gagan pizza earlier

Attached: 1562471898725.jpg (715x960, 84K)

Attached: 1505.jpg (965x1282, 171K)

there arent 504 posts tho

Attached: Capture.png (139x206, 47K)

this thread was made minutes earlier than it's own "500th" post. at this point it doesn't really matter, but it was definitely early.

ass
titties
ass n titties
ass
ass
titties
titties
ass n titties

You're gonna be waiting a long time bitch.

I was waiting to make next and I seen this one pop up when the last one was at 497

Its just very dishonest and not what our community is all about here

but there is at least 504

Attached: 1547206718963.png (120x206, 43K)

youtube.com/watch?v=_GcsbVhf03w

god i wish this was me

I admitted I was wrong, that's all that's going to happen.

let me in your room

are you using 4chanx?

Been hearing a lot of good stuff about meth lately kinda want to give it a whirl

Finland wants to zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a-poom-poom

4chanx counts the posts differently than vanilla

It'll make ya feel very alert mate. Unfortunately, people take it way too far.

if you are lucky it might be laced with fentanyl and you get even higher

I don't care how you godless maplestanis pay for your Dominos schlock, it's garbage pizza and NOTHING compared to my bases Chi Town deepdish from the corner alright?

youtu.be/6P7sJz5Mze0

Deep dish is just lasagna with crust

Do you mind if I save this image as reminder that islands are gay

what you are saying is deep dish of a casserole

not a big pizza guy but I love brooklyn style bbq

What's going on with finland tonight?

for me it's thin crust cut into small squares

just turned on some rick and morty

what happened to "mad scientist and relatable character in situational, comedic adventures"

for me it's busty milfs in an old t-shirt

Ironically ron pretty much built a majority of the canes current roster besides hamilton, dzingel, haula, and mrazek

Drafted busts.

based gay black man

just had this really funny idea for Pickle Rick but instead Rick turns himself into a black person and I dont think youd ever guess the name of this hilarious character

Rick Nash and.... Morty St Louis?

"C'mon, Morty! We gotta get some goals these playoffs."

"Eaauuhhhh, jeez, I dunno Rick. I was thinking about retiring an-"

"No, Morty! C'mon Morty, think about the cup, Morty!"

Imagine thinking the relocanes are an actual good team.

Literally every team but the Blues and Bruins that made it to the second round were shit.

You've got to shove it waaay up inside the 5 hole Morty.

EDIT: Alternatively, "It's a figure of speech Morty, they're goalies, I don't respect them. Just keep shooting Morty"

Oh but who do Rick and Morty root for? I see Jerry as a Leafs fan, sad and hopeless. I bet he would also roots for the cubs.

Yes user tell me why colorado, carolina, Dallas, and the isles are shit

Attached: 230306A6-8303-4F9A-8490-08BB6A2A1C7B.jpg (850x811, 124K)

Please tone the racism down. You don't want to see me when I'm angry, bros. I mean it.

Attached: browsing.jpg (622x615, 42K)

Expecting some incel from /cric/ to show up any minute
>hurr 19 posters 60 posts some "poomunity" you lads got
Guess what idiot? I'm at least a quarter of them

Attached: bird.jpg (880x660, 89K)

desu I think a lot of this habitual shitposting is the work of that >standings faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=2DfmDuOxcN8

Where are the trades Gary

Imagine thinking i'd respond to an anime isles retard.

This but /hoc/ is my personal space

He looks like he gets fucked by black people

made pea soup not sure how well it will taste but i followed the recipe wish me luck

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

whom'st are you quoting

Bodybuilding is a sport youtu.be/SWNyItAwqek

good luck home boy

Attached: 1466504456615.jpg (482x318, 55K)

He come to me with money in his hand. He offered me, I didn't ask him I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that. When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that I had the studio, I went to the studio. I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, "This is a bigger jail than I just got out of." I don't want to take my time going to work. I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money? I make the money, man. I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

Imagine fucking up pea soup.
>soak the peas overnight
>boil the ham bone for a couple hours
>add the meat and peas
>add the other shit
That easy lad

>/hoc/ island
>devlels and knigglets the only franchises represented
more like "/hoc/ is for spics and poor white people"

>pea soup
i unironically peed on my exgf and she peed in my mouth one time. it was during a drunken/drug fueled rampage. it was pretty cool.

some people struggle making ramen

redpill me on the Anisimov and Smith trade

As far as I can tell
>overpaid 3rd centre
for a
>overpaid 3rd centre/winger

muh >cawks cap space

its a cap move for shitcongo i think

>gatekeeping
Uh sweaty, i shiggy.

I've seen a lot of bad OPs but never one so bad I left for /cric/

until now

i didn't soak the peas overnight, but i did slowcook it. tastes pretty good, but i should've added meat

What exactly have I done to be retarded exactly?

Surely they could have gotten a cheaper player? Isn't Smith very mediocre for his cap hit?

cool, don't come back.

3rd line centre would be a gross overrate

every time I wipe there's blood on the paper

Anisimov was even worse

try it out

stop drinking alcohol

redditcocks supplied like 50% of slavname's cap hit costs this year

all about saving $$ for Melnyk

no because the whole point is that you have to move out a bad contract which most teams won't accept

nhl.com/blackhawks/video/stan-bowman-on-zack-smith/t-277437096/c-68644203
stan mentions his scouts were looking at zach smith for a while

Attached: Salmiakki2_1024x1024.jpg (450x640, 36K)

I knew a guy in college who tattooed his girlfriends initials on his chest: CMG
When they broke up he said it stood for cash money gangsta

when it's too sticky i just take a shower. i'm sick of overwipe blood

wish i had a bidet like the sophisticated yuropeans. toilet paper really isn't efficient, it never was

Attached: 502991803-3.gif (260x260, 2.61M)

Ready to die, lads

Hockey Canada sent out their invitees for the womens 2019 U-18 and Senior team development rosters today. several notable names left off and basically everyone is from ontario as well. this PWHL nonsense has to stop, obviously they aren't as good as HC thinks or else canada wouldn't be USA's bitch every time they play. Madison Willan who outscored everyone else in her league (AFHL) by 20 points, Stephanie Markowski who won CWG with alberta and put up very good numbers across the board as defender in her league in B.C. a grand total of 3 players invited from Alberta when they won the CWG is embarrassing. Ontario, who didn't even make the final, have 18.

Attached: Danielle Serdachny_Team Alberta.webm (1280x720, 2.96M)

What dumpster team is looking the best this season?

>rags
>shitcongo
>devlels
>snes
>wongs
>laffs
>mild
>kongs
>oilels

Chicago is making a lot of moves but I'm not convinced, >Rags have to be the most improved but still dumpster tier

expect a visit from him tonight

Attached: bulju.jpg (1024x576, 161K)

I know but they are dealing with Ottawa, they don't necessarily need to take contracts from them when the snes are barely making the floor.

let ourboy go kenny wtf

I hope its swift and painless

literally none of them. maybe the rags, but they're going to rely a ton on their 1st line because the rest of the team is meh. goaltending is questionable as well, ragspads is getting old

shitcago looks okay, but kane isn't getting younger

>chiraq with toews and kane
>dumpster team
kek they were one win away from dynasty

Yes, they were. Key word being 'were'. Now not so much.

The same applies to LA with Doughty and Kopitar

Most Improved Dump East:
>rags

Most Improved Dump West:
>wongs

Tire Fire East:
>teds (womp womp)

Tire Fire West:
>mild
>soilers

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WyR8wti1tWs

Wongs aren’t in the west anymore newfag

seems like he'd be the opposite of a newfag with that perception

wtf the wongs are back in the west?

Attached: 1540766404455.png (547x717, 101K)

Kane seems to be becoming smarter and more consistent with age. He isn't as flashy but he is still lethal.

I think it depends on if Dach is NHL ready (I don't know anything about him) and if Debrincat projects to be a 40 goal scorer yearly.

>newfag
>played in the west until six years ago

check out the big brain on brad

kane was really good last year but shitcago was still dumpster tier. it's basically another form of mcdavid and draisatl where both could get 50 goals but it wouldn't change anything because of the rest of the team isnt' good

wings would rule the central >we don't even touch an ocean wtf is this Atlantic shit

Every team sucks imo except for mine.

youtube.com/watch?v=k0_pYAtpg0E

Attached: bulju2.png (507x432, 176K)

draisatl had one hundred and five points yet was only positive two in plus/minus
perhaps he should blame himself

you lads would finish dead last in the central.

I personally miss the wongs blackcocks rivalry

Very epic

holy based

#FreeJesse

>wongs get moved to the easiest division in the nhl
>proceed to do even worse
cant
make
this
shit
up

>all of a sudden Winnipeg and Detroit trades spots
>now all of a sudden phoenix trades spots with nobody and dallas moves to Houston and >rags move to Hamilton and islenaders move to Quebec and devil's move to Miami and canes move to Atlanta and sabres move to Hartford

wow pea soup is fucking underrated

Well look at the defence and goalies making up that +/-

A line made up of Barkov, Bergeron, and O'Reilly would get dunked on

good evening, /hoc/

Attached: sp-yuma_ststion_sign_1979.245232137_std.jpg (800x545, 97K)

>his arena is fucking pizza
>thinks he can win the central
OHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

if you are on the ice for for seventy four (74) points against perhaps you could should a little blame

haha its okay haha

Attached: 1532399264573.jpg (217x320, 19K)

shoulder*

Did Wongs fans abanoned the team because they suck, or because they were murdered in the city tire fire yards?

khl istanbul when

Attached: 1tfrzd5adka11.jpg (2048x1284, 372K)

I haven't seen any Bombstonians around since getting exposed, were the plastic rumors true?

name 5 wongs players without looking it up, I'll start

Larkin
uhhhhhhhhh...

howard
larkin
nyqvist
dekeyser
vanek

athanasieu

for me? its being shit and still making people seethe

Attached: 1533245248384.jpg (534x629, 206K)

Larkin
Bernier
Anthaniseau
Mantha
Bertuzzi

Seattle Scripteds

Seattle Scrip Clubs

Attached: file.png (680x384, 440K)

where will the league expand to next? my money is on oklahoma city

houston, quebec city
those two cities will probably get relocated teams though desu.

Cholowski
Anthinesieau or whatever
based D-B0$$
Rasmussen
Glendenning
Abdul Kader
Helm

Attached: 2147200.gif (241x200, 2.26M)

no more goose, lad. Hes on the teds i believe

Licorice allsorts

For me, it’s the egg

Attached: B08D4498-3DE9-4259-938D-0179E9943F9D.png (350x349, 125K)

"No Hands" Helm
Abdul'Qa'dir (pbuh)
Ericshit
Mike "Florida Man Gets Flesh Eating Bacteria In His Ass" Green
James Howard the Third

I don't think I can name five players from the poo jackets.

is this a new meme

i never really read into the details about Greens illness kek

Attached: [busts in your path].jpg (434x600, 46K)

>implying i don't still play diablo 2

Bobrovsky
Panarin
Duchene
Dzingel
...wait

Anyone not playing sp diablo 2 on plugY in 2019 needs to get a clue.

my asshole isn’t made of porcelain

you're right, it sticks more to skin

my storm surges usually require a shower directly afterwards

drained my last beer lads should i get more? its about 750m walk to the bottle shop

you don't have to drink every day chief runningwater

/cric/

Gonna thrown on some jazz and read a bit before bed. Goodnight lads.

i get sad without it but its quite a long walk especially since its only 7 degrees, 3 degrees with windchill

is gay

When I lived in Winnipeg, when you had to walk a long distance to go to the liquor store, they call it "going on a mission."

They pretend they're on a mission walking to the liquor store. This is how retarded Chugatobans are. They live in a fantasy world that revolves alcohol and delusion

sounds like fun maybe i will do this

ylilauta.org/sekalainen/103540652

yikes

Winnichugs know best, my friend. Ignore the seethe

imagine living in winnipeg. hmmmm

winnibecsin karhu

Alcohol Power Rankings:
1. Rum
2. Sake
3. Bourbon
4. Good Wine
5. Brandy
6. Ale
7. Vodka
8. Lager
9. Gin
10. Absynthe
11. Expensive Sake
12. Bad Wine
9001. Tequila

hakuna matata

namaste

Thinking about heeming each and every single one of you

Just want an all Canadian SCF lads think of the bantz

privet

Thinking about if Jim Croce was ever able to place that call to her who is living in LA with his ex best friend ray :(

>the desperation among casuals and visitors from other parts of Yea Forums as the drought finally comes to an end
Would be fun to watch.

better be getting ready for bed soon zoomers. john deeres fire up at 7am on /hoc/ island.

Дoбpoe yтpo

Attached: billy herrington wakes up to put out a fire started by the semen arsonist.webm (540x405, 386K)

what are even the statistical chances of that happening. it has to be something like 2%

thinking about a B double E double R U N

going to the mall today lads

Attached: YumaPalms-JazzPano.jpg (950x320, 484K)

(3/16) x (4/15), an even 5 percent

Assuming of course that all teams are of equal strength

Attached: 1562561245737.jpg (400x400, 102K)

got the stuff lads. in other news my hair is falling out i think its because i drink and masturbate too much

well no, because you still need to factor in the chances of canadian teams making the playoffs

wtf a kiwi just flew over my house

I think we're just assuming every Cdn team makes the playoffs, which is alright for the hypothetical. I wonder what the odds for that is though

Can I finally rock this bad larry on the island, lads?

Attached: shopping.jpg (560x560, 55K)

i have socks with flamingos on them

canucks laffs would be the best finals ever, but it'll never happen

kiwis cant fly they dont even have wings i cant think of a dumber animal

yotes canes would be the best finals ever, but it'll never happen

you mean yotes panthers

that too

feel like pure shit, just want bulju to be free

does it feel real that the blues won the cup yet?

Just coughed up blood lads

It wasn't a bird it was some ugly fucker from Outer Australia.

real specific hours

sims 3 is pretty fun lads

it never will. i cant think of a less memorable underdog story. literally nobody cares about the blues.

literally couldn't give less of a shit mate

Begin drinking your own semen. Get those fluids cycling right back into your body. Your hair will never be stronger

seems like youre trying to trick me into drinking my own semen but ill try it

these 2 friends in highschool tasted their own semen because they thought it was normal. i mean if it's your own semen it's not really gay but i still wouldn't do it

Make sure you drink it straight from the source, it gets diluted by the oxygen in the air very quickly.

>they thought it was normal
what gave them that idea

i guess it was a health thing

tried sucking my own benis once

Is /mlb/ actually retarded, or are they actually trying to be on par as us chads?

can't fool me with your falseflag

The nips could beat them at their own game, so I don't think we need to worry about anything.

Seems like a classic case of insecurity hiding behind a confident facade if you ask me to be quite honest

Not falseflagging, but I really can’t stand that general. They speak like fucking toddlers and the memes they make are so bad I hate them all. I end up just filtering it all because of LA and chiraq

I miss new wave

still too busy fighting with /cric/ to even consider /mlb/, especially now that /cric/ is asking for reparations from

If by "fighting with /cric/" you mean "using /cric/ as a condom while fucking the totality of Yea Forums" then I agree with you.

night, losers.

yes, it's night

The Edmonton Oilers will make the playoffs in the year _______

last 2 digits of my post

it's salty and sort of slimy, doesnt go down your throat easily
Would try if I could

>capfucked
>will have space in 2 years
>but will have 13 players to resign
>will be capfucked again
the state of the oilers

Attached: gsey03z52d531.jpg (2760x1840, 490K)

>2079

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 103K)

Real bedtime hours

youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

great tune

tryhard

Ded thread wtf

'avin some coffe

Attached: 3b35737c.jpg (1920x1214, 466K)

Boston didn't win so it was 10/10 for me

Attached: 1548489209192.jpg (500x385, 22K)

Attached: DYiC54kUMAABJXX.jpg (768x1024, 168K)

absolutely fucking BASED

next teams should be the Omaha OMAHAAAAS and Beaverton Beavs

huomenta

Attached: beavkip.jpg (505x295, 61K)

She wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em

Gomorron

I have a pair of pants with dick holes in them

is this not the tightest shit you've ever seen?

Attached: 412841A4-BF22-4EAF-B8F6-D47292B88220.jpg (1238x800, 186K)

thinking about bonaqua

refreshing isnt it

huomenta, hur mår du?

Under 60 hours til bombers kickoff you faggots. Get fucking hype

NEVER LOOK BULJU IN THE EYES

Attached: bulju88.jpg (653x1032, 280K)

should be a great game, meanwhile the stampcucks get a free win

how fucking shit is the pacific that the knights are the best team in that division right now?

I am proud to announce that I have signed finnish power forward Jesse Puljujärvi to seven-year contract.

HOLLAND LET HIM GOOOO
FREE BULJU

real wagie waking hours

office hours begin at 9am

>finnish power bottom Jesse Puljujärvi

according to what?

>tfw posting while I drive to work going 120

i dont value your life either user

not memeing

what team, system, or coach would have the best chance of developing Jesse?

7 am for me though

you're late oswald
now get in that cubicle and write the damn tps report

r/hockey

slept in today

Probably Kärpät desu with you family

Based

Quite based
twitter.com/tnaverabiz1st/status/1151194554441326592?s=21

Holland

how can other flyover cities compete

Attached: teds_42.jpg (801x802, 199K)

Made it in safe retard. As usual.
Now time to drink black coffee and stare out the window and act like a dick to everyone that speaks to me because Ive decided it will be one of *those* days.

you could make it safely to work while driving distracted every day for ten years
then fail to see the semi jack knife in front of you one day and be left in a coma for the rest of your life

just because you dont value your life doesnt mean im a retard :)

Wagie wagie get in the cagie

If I wanted to kill myself I'd be dead by now. I'm an excellent driver and believe me, I'm a showman. When I go out it WONT be because I drove into the side of some rag head lugging who the fuck cares to where ever. When I go you will see me on tv

how will i know it was you?

grim

had a dream where a bees nest somehow got in my room and the room was filled with bees

>it's a Sam thinks he's hard episode

having some black coffee

Attached: 809ffef5.jpg (552x378, 18K)

he willingly lives in manitoba
sam is harder than your pansy ass

Bit late in the day no?

on my second cup as well

Attached: 1543221193512.png (358x231, 50K)

>willingly
You don't believe that do you?

incel

FUCK north carolina hockey

it's only 5pm

Attached: 1499895613310.jpg (300x250, 81K)

its not like something is forcing him to stay

Sam is not legally allowed to leave manitoba

Kino af

stop stalking poor sam
he isnt going to return your affection

retard

no and wrong

His grandma doesn't want to move

Guten Morgen, /hoc/.
Ich bin gerade aufgewacht.

Attached: qt.png (646x678, 768K)

Attached: roope-hintz-2019-233.jpg (434x600, 39K)

Imagine naming your child "Roope."

Schwuler

>not liking /hoc/ qts
I think you're the gay one.

cool name desu

It looks like "Poope."

Attached: Roope_Ankka.jpg (931x1257, 533K)

I speak French ama

>a fucking frog

Why?

I'm rod Francis ama

Yes

FRAAAAAAAAAANCIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Attached: lois malcolm in the middle.jpg (1280x720, 76K)

Have you ever met any celebrities?

right handed or left?

Why couldn't you guys close out that triple-overtime game in 2002?

Attached: francis.jpg (500x344, 25K)

>rod Francis
>rod

Attached: uhh.png (472x628, 64K)

I'm Erin lindros ama

holy shit Finnish women's baseball get in here

pesapallo is NOT baseball

Just watched an educational video

I'm Dillon Larkin

I'm Todd Burtuzzi

finns are weird

>the home of organic vegetables

what did she mean by this?

Attached: 342234.jpg (395x381, 20K)

nobody plays actual baseball over here. it's the closest you'll get

>pitcher stands next to batter and tosses it straight up, batter has to inch forward to hack at it
lol

love it

>better bunts
>pitcher catches it
>turns and throws to the relay man
>relay man throws to base getting the runner out

that was pretty cool

>/hoc/ dies because everyone's watching bootyball now

Attached: gar' bear.png (400x400, 318K)

*ahem*

Nigger.

>finnish baseball
not even once

Attached: 1506422811366.webm (960x540, 1.91M)

It implies she has used vegetables as dildos.

t. knower

Attached: kane1.jpg (283x356, 21K)

Attached: kane2.jpg (283x329, 23K)

Attached: cs.png (560x560, 562K)

Me? epic and based.
You? gay and cringe.

for me it's /hoc/ island

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bbJDjNLzv8U

My dick, costs a late night fee.
Your dick, posts on /hoc/

/hoc/ island is fucking gay

youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k

Who was in the wrong here?

Probably something to do with the predominantly leaf population

The employees. The woman protagonist is based

Nah womans a cunt and can fuck the hell off. Would have tossed her sandwiches in the trash and told her to get the hell out of my store. If you give monkeys food they just throw their shit at each other. You can take the monkey out of the jungle but you cant take the jungle out of the monkey

>i’m talkin 2 ya like yo mama
>cuz i kno yo daddy don give a fuck
>you workin @ subway
Based

LOCK HIM UP

Attached: brock_freestyle.png (641x802, 709K)

*farts*

why what did brock boeser do wrong?

where is my boy elias?

down at the Audi dealership

imagine using a username on an anonymous website

literally cannot fathom

why is the website anonymous? the address is right there.

I'm writing a next level big boy post that should be ready in time for next thread

everyone except finland

Attached: finn in bin.webm (245x191, 81K)

It's gay therefore it is for finland

watching finnish baseball and wendys play fortnite where did i go wrong

at least you don't post anime

anime???

Attached: my islesies.png (900x938, 85K)

You were born

Is that like a wendys employee playing fortnite as a full time job?

Something like that. I guess it's part of their social marketing campaign. I got linked from their twitter and then when I get to the stream their is an overlay promoting free baconators if you use some food ordering app.

Also this is the first time I've seen fortnite gameplay. Dunno how zoomers can play, it looks stupid as fuck.

you gonna link it?

no

Good lad.

so you are a liar

are you so retarded you can't find the wendys twitch page in under 10 seconds

youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ

youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks

Wow I can't believe they finally traded jesse

i dont know how to navigate that website because im not some zoomershit like you

>he doesn't know how to highlight text, right click, and then click "search google for x"
Boomer extermination fucking when

he's obviously a phone poster

somebody make a version of this that isn't absolute fucking cancer

Pantera is dog shit

Das cute I guess

>when you're so stupid that you couldn't even cut it as an architect (failed engineers) so you become a landscape architect

Attached: wut.jpg (1920x1080, 69K)

cowboys from hell is a good song

>hope my canes where these for warm-up when we get a stadium game (on faux plastic ice)

Attached: yxlgqu8ccqtx.png (1160x1288, 200K)

Attached: cbj2.gif (320x180, 447K)

wear*

>landscape architect
So you mow lawns?

>Nashville and Toronto jersey patterns
>hurr time to seethe at the Canes
lmaoing at Ed's life

I think that they install ponds and sprinklers and walkways, stuff like that.

hey fuck you i never wanted to design apartments for somalis

not me but basically yes

how many thousands of dollars does this sad bastard spend on jerseys

Basically you move rocks around and dig holes and plant trees.

Is this OC?

he probably has no kids

Maybe if you weren't so bad at math you could have been something actually useful.

are you back from the asylum randy?

>2004 was 15 years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=J0xe5DcnYSA

Attached: fug.jpg (500x484, 84K)

i get straight A's on my math tests you damn fool.
>people can't have specific wishes

He's done it slowly over the course of a decade or two, so you'd have to go back and try to estimate older prices, and then adjust them for inflation. Plus, he gets most of his jerseys through deals or sales, so it'd be impossible to guess.

He has one of his own and I think three more that he's adopted.

imagine living near these animals

>I wish to arrange plants and flowers
>I can't even do that well
Fucking hate architects

>knowing all of this
Please sort out your life

Of course.

Attached: imagine.png (986x860, 794K)

That song helped me realize how left leaning the entertainment industry is and made me start sympathizing with George Bush.

>landscape architect
is this an actual thing or is it like underwater basket weaving

I swear that I don't obsess over this, or anything else in my life, really.
I just have a really good memory for details. It feels normal to me, but apparently it's unusual.

It's a very real thing and they get extremely upset if you imply they aren't real architects (which they aren't)

it's a real thing, an american is just feeling salty today

Very nice

Attached: nice.webm (1000x562, 1.45M)

It just seems disingenuous to call yourself and architect desu. I am a power engineer but I don't pretend that I am an actual engineer.

so you are a power?

u r pusy

is a florist a plant architect?

>avs
>4 goals in 5 minutes
>canes
Who's next lads? I vote >rags until they get their cap under control

OH SHIT OH FUCK I LOOKED
IVE BEEN LOOKING
AHHHH

fuck off ed ya retard

>2 100 pt players
>cant even scratch the playoffs

lol yeah and they all take themselves way too seriously, theyre called mexican herders as well
t. worked landscaping as summer jobs in cawlidge

its called different things in different places. some people call them operating engineers, some just operators, some stationary engineers.
but i dont wave my dick around pretending I am a P. Engineer.

no he's a florist. in norwegian, "landscape architect" is one word (landskapsarkitekt) so you'd never confuse them with a normal architect, ever. so i guess this whole conversation is a little strange to me.

Hello, I am a joint architect. Please address me as such.

>some people call them operating engineers, some just operators
>just operators
user's a fucking Rainbow 6 Siege character

Attached: Operate.png (500x750, 785K)

I am a dick beating architect

I am unironically a story architect.

in America landscapers only have/need high school diplomas

Why in sweet fuck does Norway have a word for Lawn Mowers with an associates degree?
Probably same reson canes and leaf fans think they have a shot. Brain dead because they're gay

I am a song architect.

The shtick is old, Ed.

Think it might be Sam this time.

>makes fun of canes and leaf fans
>is an edmongolian
wew lads

alright, englishmen. this is how you define "architect":
architect[ ahr-ki-tekt ]
noun
a person who engages in the profession of architecture.
a person professionally engaged in the design of certain large constructions other than buildings and the like: landscape architect; naval architect.
the deviser, maker, or creator of anything: the architects of the Constitution of the United States.
verb (used with object)
to plan, organize, or structure as an architect: The house is well architected.

i know a guy who worked as a greenskeeper for Augusta and apparently all his bosses made like 100k a year plus bonuses for getting courses ready for The Masters

>or creator of anything:
cool looks like im an architect

a truly grim existence

that's a normal landscaper, yes. a landscape architect must go to something we call "hoyskole", which translates to "college" in english.

Reminder that the hurricanes farm team plays at an arena named after a fried chicken and watermelon "restaurant"

long story short is that you're just a failed architect which in turn is just a failed engineer

>literally no mention of landscaping
gj

lol canes
youtube.com/watch?v=iLuzLJPbh58&t=223s

dictionary.com/browse/architect
see the "landscape architect" bit there, next to naval architect?

I made a nasty toronto this morning. im now a plumbing architect

Ed, you may be interested to know that Bojangles' does not actually sell watermelon or any watermelon-flavored products, nor has it ever.

Its pretty silly the amount of money people are willing to spend to move rocks around and dig holes for plants

begone satan

The farm team that just won the Calder Cup?

ok whatever. i'm one person arguing against all of you, i don't really care what you think about this. i'll go play games instead

Attached: br.png (1080x952, 2.3M)

>i don't really care what you think about this
im the architect of your anger

>they get extremely upset if you imply they aren't real architects

uhh congrats on the meaningless win?
the leafs farm team won before that

randy is a homo cock in his mouth architect

I am the architect of this post

vittu mä tapan sut

>Ed, you may be interested to know that Bojangles' does not actually sell watermelon or any watermelon-flavored products, nor has it ever.
SHEEEEEIT

Attached: bojanglescustomer.jpg (945x574, 74K)

thinking about Holmes Makes It Right now, lads

im a post architect

is that what norge calls its mailmen

FUK U MEAN U AINT GOT NO WATAMELON UP IN THIS BITCH

Attached: oh lawdy.jpg (1280x720, 193K)

Im actually a minecraft architect

Im a fathers disappointment architect

Is Ed your son?

why cant randy read?

inbreeding and no education

I just want to say that I'm unhappy with the results and you'll be hearing from my solicitor about the refund you refuse to give. The posts you designed for me netted fuck all in (you)s.

I almost feel sorry for him

>no capitalization
>no apostrophe usage
grim

i would if he wasn't such an unbelievable whiner

No one feels sorry for Ed.

just ate a whole bag of smartfood popcorn lads

That wasn't very smart.
HEYOOOO
GOT 'EM

oh look randys mad again

Attached: laughs in duck.gif (400x225, 1.96M)

randy's*

Architects have name recognition and pussy
Engineers have autistic shitfits like ITT

my tv is supposed to arrive today lads. do any of you have any good kodi addon recs?

The amount of people that just keep posting randy proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board. All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous. Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4channel

maybe he will have another meltdown and literally cry for hours about how nobody likes his team

Names should be capitalized, too. Even made-up ones.

its just to easy

randy isn't a made up name

>i was only pretending too be retarded

ya got played rand

welcome to /hoc/

>falling for the double reverse bait
gg2ez

nice try, randy

simmering

>got another one
devilish

imagine careing aboot grammar on /hoc/

RANDY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY RANDY

*caring
*about

he must be on medication now, hes still seething but he hasn't had a complete meltdown yet

im going to architect me a sandwich. see ya latter /hoc/

I don't blame you, lad.

Thread architect better have a new thread lined up

Not sure i feel comfortable building new threads without being unionized and compensated fairly, lads

t. /hoc/ laborer

Don't worry, plenty of scabs willing to do the work you're not.

Post your favourite /hoc/ memes

the older the better

Attached: Keith fight.webm (800x450, 2.88M)

What is your definition of a meme exactly?

It's ok, i'll do it.

Does anyone mind if I make the new thread now?

don't you dare

Doesn't matter, we'll never reach 500 anyway.

Gonna stand around and get paid to watch a new thread get constructed lads

New thread is in the catalog just waiting for 500 to post link

youtube.com/watch?v=kv1DEwXeNcM
Is this humor?

>want a successful expansion franchise
>bring on the Hurricanes' old GM
What did Sea Addled mean by this?

...