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based schwarbro trying to get based schwarbie to achieve his true potential. sometimes tough love is needed

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Shut the fuck up schwarber, the twins couldn’t score a single run on the Mets bullpen

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Imagine getting worked into a seethe like this cause of sports

Yanks

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luis castillo is a phenom and hardly a nobody :D

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Today was a good day for baseball and the good guys.

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Post of the year

>I need to spam some shitty fatass who only hits home runs

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thanks for the constructive criticism brother, it's much appreciated

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Why would ranger fans degrade themselves to comparing Joey to a loser batting 34 points lower than him, an OPS 230 points lower, and just in general a worthless fatbody that has made about 10 errors in fucking LF and it's barely past the 1/2 point of the season?

did he hit that HR you're all jerking off to vs Castillo?
>lifelong doesn't even watch the game

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>Being this mad at Schwarbie

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He hit one yesterday brother, much appreciated. Thank you for the fair criticism

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>2nd loss in a row
twisn gonna wisn tomorrow

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Fat

Reminder that they hated Jesus too

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Nothing gets under this assoles skin. He has no remorse

O MY RUBBER BULLPEN

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>mets could win 4 straight
I know I wanna call them dead, but shit if the pen fixes their shot it COULD happen. But, let the team sell ffs stop winning

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who cares, you lost that game. just like you're going to lose the division

Schwarber just receives criticism well and strives to get better. We can all learn a lesson from this guy.

>braves bullpen shits the bed in spectacular fashion
Is this just some sort of offering to appease an angry god? Like do we just have to get a handful of relievers to shit the bed all in one blowout game to secure continued success in the others? I sure hope so.

Hey man thanks for that I appreciate the concern a lot. If schwarbie can't continue this level of play I think they can lose the division brother, you are very fair in your assessment. Thank you again.

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FUCK THIS GUY

This asshole holds all the cards

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oh these thankie retards

>Dodgers felt the power of 330 million

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

this asshole has no remorse

Yeah man, one day I hope I can have the 13th OBP on my team and hit 230 and yet still lead off because I literally suck the cock of a manager that's getting fired at the end of the year and my career will be over as soon as Maddon drives his RV out of whatever Binny's parking lot he lives in.

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Wankers flashing ass like firelfies in the genny

Yes! Giants front office raided Area 51 before anyone else and retrieved some of that sweet extra terrestrial PEDs
We turning on the meme magic bros

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thanks for this criticism man, we're always trying to strive to be more like him. big half coming from him !

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Every time I look at a Rockies box score I see either Bettis or Davis gave up 3+ runs
why do they still do it

...I've never seen bajp on the ropes like this before....!

holyshit, i have no stake in this, but that is just ruthless good. why don't yankee and met fans attack eachother's players like this? i wish the astros had a team to really hate sometimes...but ill take just winning forever as a replacement.

also what's binny's?

I used to look up to you bro but you're getting fucking embarrassed in front of everyone

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rockies lol

Hey Faggots,

My name is Zack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any baseballs? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you're probably too scared to step foot into a ballpark. This is even worse than watching your baseball games on a stream in some random
virus aids ridden ass website.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the baseball collecting team, and I've snagged over 10000 baseballs. What hobby do you have, other than "watching drawn japanese baseball cartoons KEK"? I also fucked max scherzer's wife (left the cumrag to the side but that's another story entirely), and have this new banging fort bragg commemorative baseball (Just fuckin snatched it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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The Gallie Schwarbie broship cannot be broken!

You used to be so great. I used to idolize you. I had statues in your honor... That is...until today... this is embarrassing

Don't look now but the Giants have won 11 of the last 13 and just passed the Machadres...

Yea, Kyle is a much better role model. He's the 13th best guy at his job of qualified people when only 8 guys get those jobs.

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thank you for this brother, much appreciated

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schwarbros literally putting bajp into a HOOT!

Chimpout brewing in the Angels/Astros game

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Yanks desu

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Bro the cubs are clowning on you!!! Fucking make em stop man you're our last hope!!!

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>shitattle

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just wanted to say thanks to bajp, the guy's really contributing and making us all better people

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wtf kinda reverse psychology 4d shitposting is this

who the fuck cares, of course they're gonna shitpost like crazy when they got a lucky walkoff vs the poor Reds. We'll see what happens when they go back to playing 500+ teams. The real shit of it is, and why the lifelong is such a fucking degenerate is that the reds will still probably take this series

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based bro you always keep it real man gotta appreciate that brother. I'll strive to be better.

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>verlander and mccullers chirping at pujols

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gotta say this is the first time I've seen based aj take the L

nigga automatically takes every L for using a name on an anonymous imageboard

Bro you had my respect for never backing down but they made you look like a clown tonight bro

I honestly used to think you were one of the best trips ever, but damn... today...eh, it's got to me a bit

The look on that Ump's face.
It's like he pulled a Pete Ross and bet on the Reds to win tonight's game.

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This is the guy they called up due to the injury, he was a dumpster fire before they sent him down and it was clear the braves didn't have it tonight so they put him to eat up innings and see if he has anything. Turns out he doesn't have anything.

right back at ya!

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Holy shit why are you such a booty blasted faggot haha.

A lot of mutual respect here!!!

Asstros are losing their cool. They know the Athletics are comin' for them.

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dark days for aj... dark days

Fuck... AJ was the one guy we could depend on... the fuck we gonna do now

Schwarber moving so fast around the bases, he's just a blur

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stop samefagging

Does anyone use a VPN with espn plus to watch black out games? I couldn't get it to work tonight but espn was working shitty before I turned on the VPN also

based JV, second fav non sox/card player after Bauer

can posting this pic even though it has no nips and only buttcheeks get you banned? (i havnt been banned since the saturday before the philly/NE superbowl when I had nothing to do but watch basketball) and i'd like to stay not getting banned.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zfJp6NmtecE

based schwarbro

Astros are cheating bitches and will be exposed soon. Also fuck them. that's all

they threw like 5 things at him kek

Bajp is a hooker confirmed

a canadian VPN location used to get around it but no longer, not even a mexican or south american location will get you around the ultra ESPN/fox blackouts, you literally need a proxy on the other side of the prime meridian to see those games(i use a UK proxy for snb and playoffs now). for the england series a couple weeks ago, not even storming the beaches at france and using a french proxy would work, I had to use a hong kong proxy to watch the yaks/sox in england.

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Normally I would take your advice... but after tonight...

they say respect is a zero sum game...well... schwarber posters gained some respect...on the otherhand...

AHHHGGHH
MY CAT!!!!
MY CAT JUST RIPPED MY NUTSACK OPEN!!!!!
OOOO IT HURTS!!
OHH! MY BALLS ARE TUMBLING OUT!!!!
GO METS!
EGAD!

They're batting under 200 with a 600 OPS vs bajp IMO. They have their homerun nights like these every so often, but for the most part he's actually not a good player to support unless you're a brainlet that just takes in everything mlb.com and comcast sports media feeds you. If he didn't get lucky in 2016 he would have been sent to A ball long ago and maybe even released.

thank you

Much appreciated brother

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schwarbie is practically non-existent on mlb.com comparing to the other players they absolutely ram down your throat i.e. bruce pooper

big time machaddybro here, I respect you schwarbros
it must be a central broship thing....

Did you remember to say grace bros? To be grateful and thankful for everything in our lives?

I’ll start: im thankful for schwarbie and gallie!!!!! :D

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machaddy!!!!

much respect to ya bro !!!
I'M SO THANKFUL :D

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machaddie!!!

This is kwayzie

Have you ever noticed that whenever Trout gets injured the Angels never seem to miss a beat without him?

the bond strengthens

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:O THANKIES!!!! >3

love these guys

The rest of the team realizes they can't just half-ass it and let Trout carry them so they have to get their shit together for a few days. Also, Houston has had terrible pitching the last couple days. I doubt the lineup is this productive against Cole tomorrow night.

Bauer boys and Hample heads have cleared way for a new breed.. Gallie gang is taking over.. Schwarbie squad is here to stay.. The machaddy daddies are in the house...
It's a new jack city!!!!!

We can't let houspie win bros..........

Houspie won we're just living in it

What's the best site for batter vs pitcher career splits? there's a few where it's possible but the interface is so clunky, I was wondering if anyone had some magic website that was actually pleasant to use.

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was just looking it up but I can't find any career stats only 2019

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Houspie lost ever since he got BTFO during the Great Thread Wars.

does anyone here actually like bauer and his autism besides me? i always figured it was just a meme.

lookup both of Bauer's starts vs the Cubs last year

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HOLY TOLEDO :OOOOOO

Which position player do you want to see pitch? I want to see Schwarbie go 1-2-3!

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I couldn't find 2018

>Eloy Jimenez (elbow) headed for injured list
That fuck's made of glass
Looks like the Cubs might have won the trade after all.

holy posties!

you're prolly trolling, but it is much more difficult to find pitching splits vs specific teams and batters than it should be given the sophistication of data we have available to us.

Why don’t you find a gym you fat fuck

>you're prolly trolling
nah I was interested in seeing bauer's splits against the best 3 in the game see but could only find 2019 splits. Fox seemed alright

no one is pulling punches now.... everyone for themselves...

vocaroo.com/i/s1uBbQ4RNCNE

I am terrified

>Puig was willing to pick a fight with the entire Pirate line up
>Refused to charge the mount against Pedro Strope after he intentionally plunked him
Why is Strope more intimidating to Puig than the entire Pirate line up?

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Damn i like Eloy, but he was an idiot going after that ball tonight, because as CF it's Tilson's ball to catch in a contested situation

i get enough workout doing my yard work, i really need to hire some mexicans...but im cheap and well for the most part taking care of my house is my only exercise so i should prolly keep doing it myself

im not sure of his splits vs gallo and schwarber, but i know vs machado it's like .500 ba and 2000+ OPS

Just use baseball reference. It's not clunky at all.
>Go to player page
>Finders & Advanced tab in the "Overview" bar
>Select "vs batter/pitcher"
>ctrl f

>tfw when oldman Pooholes hears you talking shit about his teammates.

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Fun fact, today was the first time in MLB history that two players refused to take their base when the umpire called a HBP and opted to keep batting.

Starling Marte hit into a fielder's choice
Javier Baez got an infield single.

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>Losing to the lillies

Jesus christo no...

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My cringe alert is going off.

ill delete it I will delete it!

Angels get: Verlander, Springer, Cole
Astros get: Trout

Lineup: La Stella, Springer, Ohtani, Calhoun, Pujols, Upton, Simmons, Smith, Fletcher
Rotation: Verlander, Cole, Heaney, Canning, Suarez
Relief: Robles, Buttrey, Anderson, Bedrosian

Now tell me how this is not a championship squad.

I was about to point out that you forgot to include Skaggs in the rotation.
And now I'm sad
;_;

;_;

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"now where shall our baseball team be located"
"HOW ABOUT FANTASY LAND"

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BAJP HAS UNLEASHED THE BANT5!!!!!1

what movie is that from?

Why does /mlb/ have so much respect that /hoc/ sorely lacks?

Because /mlb/ owns /hoc/.

It's perplexing that a sport of mostly white players and white fans are the biggest group of fucking shined up jiggaboo cocksuckers on Yea Forums. All of their generals are like an Allen Iverson press conference and Malice at the Palace combined.

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Canadians arent people

Late Night /mlb/

Decide which team best fits this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=PUpS-ZrrZnU

Snatch by Guy Ritchie

I hate this song!

Am i early?

need a new thread

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Yes and I own the Western Hemisphere.

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choo choo.....

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I'm watching

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Reminder cubs haters

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oh i fuck ya

He fears the DOMINICAN BVLL

Make it happen Joe!

>give up a lead to the visitors
>get the final out of the inning
>home crowd cheers
my wife things i'm autistic for hating this and not standing or clapping

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>wife
er... Sorry bro but that's pathetic. Anyways I agree with you, and I don't really think most fans cheer when they get out most are just silent

Baseball is dead to me

are you dead to you?

I’m a newfag on /spee/ and, I gotta say, I’m astounded that all trips are this autistic everywhere, I might as well go back

BAJP doesn't normally take lots of L's. Today he got dominated though, it's up their with his mental breakdown last year. Just give him a chance and he will show you his greatness.

hahaha loldgers

Bauer is chill as fuck. Have you seen his youtube videos? He interviewed Nolan arenado on one.

He's sort of a sperg on twitter (digging through a high school girl's past tweets to win an argument was just pathetic) but I like him as a player.

go fuck yourself

This dude is making Doyers fans look rational

All these anons misspelling schWarber’s last name.

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I am from the future with an announcement: the Mets will beat the Rangers in the World Series this season and there will be no MLB after. The players will go on strike before next season, the owners will cave and sell off the teams before a game is played.

Mental illness

An interesting time for this to get leaked

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*Breathes in*

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GOOD MORNING /mlb/

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>8.5 games back
>believing this cuck is worth 30mil 13 years from now

I cannot care less about money that isn't mine.

Houspie sighted

Because they would still be the angels

you can when it burdens your team

Bryce Harper is batting .410 w/ RISP.

330 millions well spent, lads

Trout never seems to do anything when it matters. He the least clutch player on the and is only good in low leverage games or situations. It's fucking wild. If pujols heats up even just a little more I bet he has a more positive impact on the team than trout does.
The angels have always been a fairly productive team offensively, and for the past few years it's been their bullpen that blows their games. This season the bullpen has been good and it might be enough to get them somewhere, though they'd have to go on an absolute tear.
The one user is right, though; I bet Cole will quiet their bats.
Fletcher>Trout

This but perhaps less ironically than we originally thought

>If pujols heats up even just a little more I bet he has a more positive impact on the team than trout does.
This is easily the hottest take I've ever seen here.

I wasn't being ironic. .410 RISP

Thank you for the correction, now I know better

The best part is Jon Lester was the poster boy for the DH argument early in his career since he holds the hitless streak record for getting his first hit.
Now he's the poster boy for having pitchers bat.

>PITCHERS BATTING!!!

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.257/.373/.477

I honestly had no idea.

He's being poorly coached

202nd for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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What do you think about Bryce turning into the premiere top tier big leaguer and face of the game?

Anthony Rendon is a much better and more consistent player. Juan Soto is almost as good. Bryce does have nice hair though.
So. There's that.

>premiere top tier big leaguer and face of the game
>bryce harper
How did the face of the game do in the All Star Game?
Starter?
MVP?

>face of the game
If by this you mean his face was literally on the videogame then it's funny

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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I bet Soto doesn't even wear his helmet loose so it can fall off dramatically. What a scrub

I think they should have went out and gotten a starter in the off-season. Boyd would have been a great fit with the big park and good defense and before his stock had a chance to rise any further.

Asstros are starting to feel the heat. Based A's will be in 1st place after the series in Houston next week.

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>[drums and horns intensify]

A car is significantly faster than a tank and could just drive away

But tanks have cannons, houspie

Not in commiefornia lmao

Trout is a career .322/.472/.613 hitter w/ RISP.

Whenever I hear someone say Commiefornia, or Libtard or anything like that, I immediately disregard their opinion as an ill informed sheep susceptible to inane jingoism. .

True

Commiefornia

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Are you seething?

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>players bark at each other but obviously don't want to fight
>benches clear so everyone can stand around for a couple minutes
how do we fix this lame shit

What is his slash line when there's only a runner at first? Also, clutch can only refer to high leverage situations. It doesn't matter if he's good when there are runners in scoring position but the game is practically already won or lost.

Commissioner Papelbon

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The bullpen walking out is the biggest bullshit. They should just go at it in the bullpen regardless of whether or not a fight has actually broken out on the field. It would take a long time before the umps would notice and they might not be able to eject anyone because they didn't see what happened. Or they eject everyone and both teams have to finish game with whoever is on the mound.

The bullpen coming out is a no win scenario for them. Because keep in mind, if they sit out or don't hustle to where everyone is, they're be seen as not having their teammates' back.
So either there is a massive brawl where they get involved, or they just show up and aren't needed. But they have to show up non the less.

I'm saying skip the walk out and just kick the shit out of the opposing teams bullpen out there in the pens. That way you still have your teammates back but don't look like a moron for trotting out and doing nothing.

>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my feet hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

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>implying california isnt governmental heavy and liberalism isnt a mental illness
You are just as much a sheep as "them" desu

>Derp. Brown people. Derp

Are statistically worse for the country yes.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being liberal.

>What is his slash line when there's only a runner at first?
.300/.405/.534
>Also, clutch can only refer to high leverage situations
.302/.428/.569

And you acknowledged my post so you are also a fucking liar
Except the mental illness

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Bryce Harper is hitting over .400 with RISP this season

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BA drops to .266 with 2 outs risp and . 248 when late and close. He's .190 with 2 outs and man at 3rd.

And still wont make playoffs

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>CUBS FAN HERE!
Well hello there.

>BA drops to .266 with 2 outs risp
With a .469 OBP. Almost like they're pitching around him.
>.248 when late and close.
With a .405 OBP. Almost like they're pitching around him.
>190 with 2 outs and man at 3rd.
With a .424 OBP. Almost like they're pitching around him.

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It's almost like no one wants to give a hittable pitch to the best hitter in baseball in high leverage situations.

>He's .190 with 2 outs and man at 3rd.

I think hooper is dogshit but that sample has to be pretty small

59 plate appearances, more walks than strikeouts.

lel I thought this was all referring to Harper this year for some reason

almost laughed myself into an aneurysm at the best hitter in baseball bit

Only people that say it are from places like Bumfuck, Iowa or Nowhere, Alabama. Jealously is what leads one to have irrationale hatred for GOAT cities like LA and NYC. Pay those flyovers no mind.

>Commiefornia

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>get hit by ball
>refuse the walk
>hit a single
>all of this during a tie game
absolute big dick energy

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Yeah but Marte did the same thing and grounded into an FC before being caught stealing

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A walk is rarely clutch though. Sure , if the bases are loaded and you can walk a run in or if someone reliable is batting behind you, go for it. But up until this season it'd been Albert gidp pujols batting behind him. Now he has ohtani batting behind him which is slightly better. I get that keeping the inning alive is good, but in late and close situations you have to do more and press the issue.

>swinging at obvious balls out of the strike zone
Wanna know how I know you're a fucking retard?

Unfortunately this isn't the 1800s anymore and you can't instruct the pitcher where you want him to throw the ball.

Uhh, Chapman? Toss me a slow one right here

Good to see my Chadres disappointing me in the second half of the season again

They don't have any pitching. Why are you surprised?

That just proves only MVPs can refuse a free base and still come up big.

but baez has never won an mvp and wont this year either

He will win it one year.
Just a matter of time

I laughed.

Baseball season's underway
Well you better get ready for a brand new day
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
They're singing
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
They got the power, they got the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well this is the year and the Cubs are real
So come on down to Wrigley Field
We're singing now
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.
Baseball time is here again
You can catch it all on WGN
So stamp your feet and clap your hands
Chicago Cubs…

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Retard alert

idk if people here like this series but the new Pro Baseball Sprirts came out today

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Can I play as former Phillie Icon Scott Mathieson

Batting fourth, Gift Ngoepe

You now remember Jim Eisenreich.

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1989 NL All Star Von Hayes is forgotten

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Von's career with the Phillies wasn't well timed. Sandwiched between the pennant wins.

Reds @ Cubs

>s-she was just a little girl
Pathetic. He rekt that college slut

Oh this little CANCER!!!

>GOAT cities like LA and NYC
How to tell a post made by a Loser Angeleno with little brother syndrome, never fucking fails
inb4 retaliatory false flags

Based Bauer

Only the East Coast and the West Coast matter. Everything in between is irrelevant.

LOL SEETHING HAHA YA SO MAD LMAO YA LITTLE S*YBOY CVCK!!..."MY WIFES SON!!!"...COMMMIEFORNIAAAA

This just went from mentally stable to utter insanity!

>goes on caps lock, mouth frothing, meme spouting incoherent rant
The prosecution rests.

*backs away slowly*

honest to golly I gotta get outta here

This is the best that a conservative can do.

Jesus the brewers lineup has a terrible OPS minus 2 guys

imagine only thinking about politics before you come to 4channel, there's a board for that it's called /pol/

Politics are sports for sissies anyway, red team vs blue team, pick a side and cheer them on. Just minus the excitement
Nu Internet was a mistake

yes, he is on the game i think

brewers pls. >we aren't the ones you should be punishing

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>keuchel

Spell it right

looking like its gonna be yankees/stros in the alcs and doyers/gawyers in nlcs. hopefully we can get coastal elite ws kino.

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stupid WHORE didnt make a cut acress the headband how does the stupid THOT wants us to believe shes a missing-nin
christ FUCK women

>Thanks for fucking up our tanking process from 2012-2015 you guys. You also gave up all our meaningful prospects, still not get ourselves real pitchers aside Nola (bullpen included), and we will fail to make the playoffs once again. So for all the fuck ups you did, your reward for your efforts is you... have a fucking 3 year extension and tell Kapler he got a raise for his efforts.
Yeah I think the Lillies are now officially fucked more than the Mest, so this next decade in the division becomes Braves land

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>nl east
irrelevant division anyway, not even one eries winner in the past 10 years

and said coach just got a fucking raise instead of being fired by the man that's the reason he still has a job. Also said man himself got a 3 year raise for getting them out of last place, but gave up every prospect for it.
I can say the Lillies are now the Flyers status with the Klentak/Kapler-Haxtol/Hextall broship led by a Macphail/Holmgren president who is owned by a Scott/Middleton figure who knows little of the sport. All these men have one thing in common... they are Juden

Time for the broor bullpen to collapse

6/10

Is, dare i say, 330 million actually low for what he's really worth?

>fortnite default dance music at target field
twins confirmed for zoomer team

Yes, if 3rd place in the division is their goal.

>330 million for 1.1 less war than brett gardner
OH NO NO NO

this fucker has no remorse

>barfs
Yelich owns ya
and he pwns ya

Let's talk about RISP.
Yeah, that's what i thought

Can't say I'd know what it sounds like

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1. 3rd: La Stella
2. CF: Trout
3. DH: Ohtani
4. RF: Calhoun
5. LF: Upton
6. SS: Simmons
7. 1st: Pujols
8. C: Smith
9. 2nd: Fletcher

Not even the Dodgers can boast a better lineup.

>keuchel
LMAO

cringe

bavres!

kek

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>This Darvish vs Puig grudge match
Solid gold.

Poo Darvish lol

Lemahieu is .444 with RISP

for me it's Albert Poohole

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How close are the Dodgers to being the best team of all time?

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If losing one's virginity were like losing one's patience, you guys would have popped my cherry a LONG time ago

Poo Doovshit

i'm sorry i didn't know

r*dditpill me on Bryce Harper
He's the only /mlb/ meme I know

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Uhm... Simply put, this is crazy

All you need to know is that he's an overpaid and overrated player.

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Give me the quick rundown on Anthony Recker.

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>tloses

>ROSARIO

LEL

got any more /mlb/ gifs? post the stretched ones if you have them

>be tloses
>get swept by the mest
Is the decline in progress?

What's up with Minnesota and losing

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AL continues to get exposed.

DFA MAGILL HOLY SHIT

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tloses are pretenders

Are both leagues completely shit this year?

>blaming it on Magill
>when this entire inning is Rosario's fault

Harper's really only overrated in the sense that he isn't the guy he was in 2015 every year.

what on earth is a f*nn doing in this thread

Imagine getting BTFO by the mest

LMAO

The NL has a lot of decent/pretty good teams with some flaws and a couple elite teams. AL has a handful of actually good teams and then bottom feeders.

>barfs

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And I thought the Iggles turkroach was retarded as fuck...

>Eddie Rosario

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Off season /hoc/ is the worst thing on this planet

why do the tloses keep tlosing

What the actual fuck the mets woke up. DONT MAKE ME THINK YOULL BE A BUYER DAMNIT

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brodie finna trade mcneil for bumgarner and pitch him out of the bullpen

Twins comeback imminent???

>the Mets woke up
No. It's just the Twins abysmal defense and mediocre bullpen making them look good. This is a one series thing and they'll be back to getting btfo by teams like the Marlins soon.

t. Mess fan

/hoc/ island is epic! dude, epic for the win!

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I believe in meme magic motherfucker. Watch this team BS their asses to like 3rd

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Off season / hoc/ is the greatest thing on the planet

Magill had plenty of opportunites to get outs before rosario's error, and rosario didn't make magill give up a home run.
Magill is a trash bullpen arm and has been basically all season

Scratch my earlier comment, /hoc/ is the worst thing on the planet all year

>tloses

Are the twins this bad? Did >we actually expose the ALC again?

AJ can't sick em anymore... dark days ahead... lawless

Does this mean that WINdians! poster is going to make a return?

Twins haven't been that good for the last month now. Pretty sure they're below .500 since then

>mest go on winning streak
>mest fans come back to general
>brodie makes some retarded win now trade
>mest fall flat on their faces
its gonna be glorious

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Reds coming back right now.

I'm going to drown this general in autistic rage when it inevitably happens.

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called it

cusb choking in progress

I’ve always been here tho. But fine say “we aren’t here because we don’t post in le cubs/doyers/pooston genny”

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Pretty sure they might just do nothing at the deadline now instead of making pointless trades A ball relief pitchers that they never scouted

>WeVe AlWaYs BeEn HeRe

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Play the White Sox 30 times a year and even a middling team will look like all-stars.

wtf are you gonna let them get away with this???
generals are way more trash than normally. For some reason they bring out all the shitty Yea Forums tripshits

dude...cringe

/hoc/ here sorry our autistic Finn got loose from his pen

mets make ya seeth?

Sure thing buddy, sure thing

Broors about to collapse in the 9th

They have a better win rate against the AL East and West than they do against the Central, and they've only played the White Sox 6 times so far (4-2)

>sewers

what are the sewers doing

Oh my fucking god the Brewers are going to lose again.

>grand wizard Hader
LOL

I feel like people hate the hype around Harper more than Harper himself. A guy who was objectively not even the second best player on the Nationals doesn't deserve more attention than Mike Trout. He had one fantastic year and other than that he's just been pretty good.

>albies swings at 2 balls
figures

the absolute state of the >sewers
amirite friends

>mfw I read that Hader cried when he apologized to Lorenzo Cain for his racist tweets from high school
I went from hating him to just feeling embarrassed for him

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braves lost already streamers

Other posters of /mlb/ how do you put up with these 1 or 2 constant samefagging autists that talk like babies?

The man is thirstier for attention than most other players, you have to admit. He's a hair-trigger crybaby too.

Baby talkies to the genny!

it's more than 2 samefagging. it's literally just /mlb/, occasionally you'll see other flags come in and babytalk

You can only reply to this post if your team is over .600... NOT SO FAST, BARFS.

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He's the ch/a/d that makes /mlb/ SEETHE

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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the lack of respecties!!

How can one man be so based?

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>yu gets his first win at wrigley halfway through his second season with the cubs

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True, he definitely goes way out of his way for attention which in theory is what the league wants (star players marketing themselves and all). It's just annoying because other than that absolutely incredible 2015 season he just hasn't been that good. If a player like Trout, Kershaw, Scherzer, Bryant, Bregman, etc. was running around doing Harper's primadonna bullshit, it would be a little annoying but at least it would make sense.

I think it's 5 or 6 anons tops. Either that, or they all just happen to almost all be Cubs fans which I guess is possible.

cubbie kun here :D

He's literally a European nobleman, he just can't help it

Sup

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>cubniggers

>Sch[w]arber

the most relevant player on /mlb/

the Omaha Steakies are a fine ballclub

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We need Godgers on the babytalkers' case ASAP

That's an OK symbol, if he does it upside down, then it would be a white supremacist symbol and he would be labeled an Uncle Tom.
Which will happen anyway when he someone goes to play for the Red Sox.

>shitattle
holy shit

>less than .009 away
wow braves suck ex dee

I'm to busy sucking dicks, you're on your own for this mystery.

COPE

The Asstros are starting to sweat. They know the based A's are comin' for them.

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Piece of shit falseflagger. Godgers' iron fist will destroy you

wtf.. is bregman shorter than altuve??

>tfw Oakland has yet another incredible season that ends in them getting knocked out by the Yankees in the postseason

You are fooling NO ONE

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I wonder who they'll lose the Wild Card game to - Indians, Red Sox, or Rays?

at least ATL isn't a n*gger-infested shithole like LA

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

I honestly wasn't expecting this resurgence of the typical scumbags that plague this general. Just gimme some time, looks like I have to get back to work. Any questions or intel please just send me a message

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Officially Bregman is listed at 6'0" and Altuve is listed at 5'6", but I'm pretty sure that Bregman is lying. He's 5'10" tops. The funny thing about short guys who actually report their own height accurately is how it calls out guys of a similar height who are blatantly lying.

Betts is 5'9", Kimbrel is 6'0", and yet somehow they're the same size...

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yay im so happty!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Listed

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*also Bradley Jr list listed as 5'10" but he's shorter than Betts lol

The lethality of this post, the digits and the dreaded listing. Damn, those poor souls.

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holy shit the giants might actually crawl their way back to .500

I had a good laugh when i saw the dads in last place

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>Terrance Gore traded to the Yankees
I'm going to miss that speed demon even though he was shit at everything else.

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I'm really glad we're getting him, our baserunning has been absolutely atrocious this season and having him as a pinch runner/backup outfielder could be huge in October. Also this means Clint is gone which I'm perfectly fine with.

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What went wrong?

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Can anyone that watches the jints tell me what is giong so right for them? Where they just apathetic after winning those 3 world series? I know their staff kinda died out over the years and was no where near as dominant but they were playing below their level the last couple years anyways.

White sox fans aren't alarmed that their team hasn't won a single since the all star break end. In fact they treat this as regression and is completely expected. What's wrong with whos fans?

>gets 4-game swept by the vagiants

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>being realistic means something's wrong

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>getting swept by the gnats
LOL Pebbles

everyone burnt out. even MadBum is in decline

>the pinch run specialist

>mest 4game sweep the gnats

nigga stfu you aint gonna do shit you larping faggot
FUCK aaron gaydgers
FUCK the sewers
and
FUCK wisconsin

Take your bets, is Dietrich going to try and play through it and be put on the DL when it gets worse? Or will he somehow bounce back and start wearing kneepads too?
Looks like a direct hit to the Peroneal nerve.

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>Also this means Clint is gone which I'm perfectly fine with
How does this correlate with that exactly my nigga. Clint is our future LF hes not getting traded and I think its unfair hes gotten shitted out to the degree that he has despite fans making every excuse in the book for Andujar last year despite his obvious as fuck flaws.

if they do that then I have no clue on what this team is. they need to get that bullpen fixed together and maybe it can happen. just dont fucking buy at the deadline please

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More roster shakeup than usual thanks to the leadership shift

Zaidi managed to keep the aging core together other than Pence, but at the same time keeps swapping other pieces in and out, and it's working to pick everyone up somehow. They're about to be 12 for their last 14 and in sole possession of third in the west

>if they do that then I have no clue on what this team is
Be realistic, user. They're on a nice win stretch but it won't last.

well, posey still is the best catcher in the game (fight me), and they still have some solid pitching.

We're not keeping Clint. That little tantrum he threw sealed his fate. He's a good piece to trade away for a pitcher, and that's all.

I know. but this team is the mets. they pull you on a wild ride and whatever happens happens. I wanna believe in a run, but that bullpen is so volatile

If rule allowing stealing 1st base is added to MLB, Gore has a lifelong job.

Give that man an Academy Award

Beautiful baseball

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they need a new front office
they think they can just get by because they're in the comedy central

>yfw pooston misses the playoffs

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Fairly good rotation, very good bullpen, fairly good lineup, good bench

I think Zaidi is slowly creating some of that depth they've been lacking, they could be contenders sooner than everyone thought

tb v nyy gamethread

no thanks

well, NLW should be doyers padres (yes they are slumping) and jints soon. padres are growing this year but what the fuck happened last night? Are the fish that secretly deadly?

Such is the dangers of no expectations.

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cringe and bluepilled

You must not be from Atlanta

ALRIGHTTTTTTTTT

LGTSS

THE ROCKIES NOW HAVE A WORSE RECORD THAN THE GIANTS

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jesus dude why you gotta laugh at the rockies like that? the hell did they do?

LOS ROOKIES DE COLORADO

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o i cringe ya
then i kek ya
make ya wheeze
like ya wouldn't even lel
watch as the oh nos roll

this isnt futbol what are you doing

Coorslie Babbymon lol

stop appropriating my culture

twitter.com/PWSullivan/status/1151556806780575745/video/1
>All these not real Cubs or even baseball fans fuming
Mai Tide Guy is our guy.

Ameriga loves spurdo :DDDDD

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Based

lol atlanta is 54% black

mongolian culture is based, thanks for the barbecue

youtube.com/watch?v=A9XtDyDUjIU

This guy has no morals!

>Both the Astros/Angels and Phillies/Dodgers going to blue-ball people and not brawl tonight

fuck off

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Doyers @ Lillies

bro you just posted cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=LgE3xiWgZnE
Dave Roberts making decisions regarding the Dodgers bullpen

First baseball diamond opened this week at Helsinki

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You know the rules kids
chicagotribune.com/sports/cubs/ct-cubs-mai-tai-guy-interview-20190717-gkvmdbhxoja5boaq4qo6emjai4-story.html

did any pesapallo bros get furious over it?

The inmates are running the asylum

The asylum is running loose in the city

that's a really nice field

okay, this is epic

im 1/15ths finnish, ama

When are we going to induct the Athletics into the central broship? They should replace the disastros

Thank you

Texas

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Whats the best way to hit a baseball?

cytu DOT be/r/offseasonhoc
WE'RE IN HERE LADS

Thanks bud

what's some good finnish music?

With a bat ya friggin eedyit haha

1. Pure level swing
2. Launch angle upper cut
3. Slap hitting
4. Drag bunt

>>>>POWER GAP

68. Guessing

>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP

478. Check swing tapper

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP

9001. Bunt

barn från bodom

Header

Bros it might be time to include Finland into the based central broship

Yes, yes I believe it is time!

Pirates better get something good for Felipe Vazquez

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You'll probably get one of LA's catching prospects, whichever one they know is gonna be a bust

I'll take it if a potential replacement closer is thrown in. That's all this organization is good at acquiring.

As of this moment, I declare spikeanons team as S*H*I*T*

New aboard!

we're in here
we're in here
we're in here
we're in here
we're in here
we're in here
we're in here

To be honest, the Doyers have three catching prospects, it would be ridiculous if they prospect hugged all 3.

Hear hear

WE BACK
/hoc/ has been BTFO by the mods

well then

what the fuck

vid almost up /mlb/ros

anyone have ceiling harper pic?

new since other thread was nuked

Wait until this one reaches 500 you dingus.
Someone make another thread at 501

sorry my mistake

newww aboard

choo choo

hey someone make the thread

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