/hoc/

/hoc/ island knights coached by AOC is my favorite team lads

Not coming to the island if grease is aloud

pusy

New taco bell reaper sauce is weak as fuck

Actually I gotta mow the lawn.

imagine if she farted in her own face haha

Same here

I clap moms harder than I clap bombs

whats your guys' credit score, mine is 722

Cricket

800 something
I'm poor af though

>haha

i CAN'T STAND IT when a band plays one of their songs live in a lower key because the singer can't sing in a high pitch live despite doing so in the studio version

over 9000

thats pretty good, you must have no debt

840

i'd bust a nut instantly

At this time of night? Nigga you crazy

how does one even acquire debt

not how this works

It's only 8.

buying a house for me

horrible thread

i agree whole heartedly

Imagine tripfagging in /hoc/

NEED a hockey gf desu, I fully intend to sudoku if I can't get one by the end of the 2020 season

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just checking in

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>black
Surely not

by spending someone else's money

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World series of poker lads

incel

NEW THREAD

did the last one autosage lol

Blacks are disgusting. I only have sex with redheads

Go to bed Randy

as if we needed any more confirmation that cricket is a reddit sport

I wanna clap her cheeks

/cric/ don't even have an island

autism

I’m gonna make a /hoc/ subreddit

They have Sri Lanka

>only one bulju in the thread

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there already is one

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Bulju doesn't have a high enough hockey IQ for the NHL

Delet

Bulju is damaged goods.

hes a bust and we all know it

HOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD

WHEERE IS THE TRAAADE

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Kakko hasn’t played yet

bustju

Reminder that the day after we made the new jersey devils the official religion of /hoc/ island their mascot ran through a glass window

We just won the world Cup

Against yourselves. Big deal

how funny is it that the only sport gay britain can compete at is a sport for pajeets and muhammeds

Only the worst of tastes, I prefer /hoc/city

greetings from fort /hoc/

Cringe

I got the fucking promotion lads
9k raise, day one

Jesus, if you guys knew how ecstatic I am

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/hoc/ island is gay and cringe and I will be glad when we stop posting about it.

It was actually a day or two before, lad

twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1151295466065334282?s=19
GM for seattle ______

I am genuinely happy for you m8

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congrats on the 10k a year job

/hoc/city is MIA retard

Salty starving Canadian cuck

Soul

Soulless

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Thinking about sipping margaritas on /hoc/ island

nice seethe but i probably make more money than you anyway

>where do you workout?
For me, it's my 6 figure boat

just got a $9001 raise

Here we go lets all get our dicks out and say how much we make

boiling poorfag

Got a thing in the mail for jury duty lads

you want me to post my taxes again?

Simmering

hey where's the rich lad who gives away $100 sometimes. he was gonna hook me up last time, but had already used up his max times of sending money that day on his new paypal account.

60k+full benefits+pension+4 week vacation

got up to a warm 15C (60F) today on /hoc/ island because its not some sunbelt shithole

4 weeks of vacation is pretty based desu I only get 3.

I have about 500k in runescape gold, ama

for me, it's the 52 week vacation deal i have going on rn

Ron francis as a GM again? Based or cringe for the Seattle team?

who /NEET living off of crypto gains/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k

how much is that in actual money

I just received a fax from Gary

It's the script for next season. I think you guys are gonna really like it.

Imagine making less than $100k

laffs get dabbed on the first round again?

who wins the lottery?

Imagine making less than 140k

whats the point of you guys making all that $$ if youre still autistic and know youll never leave this place

I wish I was a cute girl 13 or 14 years old I think

Because I can go to all 82 games while you see maybe 1 or 2 in 5 years.

to feel superior to the lowest people in society

there are better candidates and there are worse candidates.

Imagine living in the sunbelt where it's illegal to have front lawns.

New /hoc/ rule:

Only allowed to post here if you have full season (41 game) tickets and you travel to at least 5 road games per year.

No need to lie on the internet like that, friend

>have one RFA
>make the entire offseason about you

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>seething poorfag

Post tax returns like that one leaf did

finally i can leave

Francis to Seattle confirmed

More so than being rich I wish I was captain of the JV girls volleyball team

Or what, you’ll get mad?

Should've went with Reese 2bh.

t. has never been to 1 (one) nhl game

>cant prove it
how pathetic to lie about being rich on the internet.

>he doesn't have season tickets

poor

Ok poorfag

imagine having a career that you find meaningful and are proud of that can provide for comfy family upbringing with a respectable midsized home in Minnesota but you have saddled up with a girlfriend who has $35k in car debt, $9k in credit card debt, and another $12k in student loan debt haha

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>Minnesota
no thanks

t. Sunbelter

Is she white at least?

Are you racist or something?

>h-he doesn't like my shit state, he m-must be a sunbelter

So now that Seattle has a GM, who's going to be their head coach?

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No one on /hoc/ is racist.

Yes, big fan of her desu

Imagine being a sunbelter and complaining about non-sunbelter states

Post your state

I'd thought you'd never ask.

783

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over 900

Make me, coping faggot

based seething pedo from minnesota

Rather than Don Cherrys ridiculous salary, CBC should pay me a meager 80k but buy me cute clothes and let me spend my free time eating tropical fruit and working out and getting my body waxed and drinking Starbucks and holding hands with my friends at the mall and taking cute Instas and tanning and travelling and teasing boys haha

That's what I thought

There is nothing wrong with Minnesota

What are we going to do as far as defense systems on the island?

Based qt negress

The user below this.

u have a patreon?

Not possible

samefag phoneposting FAGGOT
stop molesting children

He is an excellent water salesman though.

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greetings from battleship /hoc/

except all the pedos, pedo

Shame he's not quite as good on frozen water

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

>be "state" of hockey
>never win literally anything of note in hockey

Pittsburgh has lost 6 straight playoff games. That is all.

Minnesota Wild? Heh, well they seem more "mild" to me

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>somebody mentions Minnesota
>nobody talks about anything else

>trophy won by an assortment of players from various nationalities across the globe that somehow represents "your people"
Smoothbrain logic

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cope

Seethe

dilate

Kys

about your state being a failure in the sport it boasts? sounds like you're the one seething mate.

Islanders and islands are fucking gay

Minnesota based
Canada cringe

Who would win in a no holds bar fight?

Minnesota or Finland?

Cope

Somalis vs Mongels

Minnesota has gotta be the worst run team in hockey.

imagine samfagging this hard due to being bootyblasted that your team and state sucks lmao

Ted

wow im super shocked its the isles weeb faggot and pedosota shitting up /hoc/ today

Why are the >rags the worst run team in the league?

ive posted my taxes here before
you have not.

Say hi to reddit for me

That'd be the mild.

i will when your team wins a cup

I could've made a really good post right now, but I didn't feel like it.

>literally begging me to post my taxes
Cute poorfag.

get rid of the kike head coach, and I can get behind that pic.

No, we just think there is more gas in the tank than there really is, season after season

Like even this coming year when it is well known that we will maybe crack 85 points there is still delusion of hitting two big winning streaks: one to move us to the wildcard and one "it's the playoffs anything can happen"

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t. NEET

That's not the snes

What do we do with wild fans on the island

They arent allowed in the first place

a wall of strategic toilets all around the island to keep /cric/ away

Imagine thinking the snes ARENT the worst team to exist in 2019

That’s because we live rent free in your head.

the minnesotan is absolutely boiling lads

When I go to the Y I don't go in the hot tub because there are too many minorities.

>be wild
>oldest team
>lose
>somehow get older in the offseason
>???

Rent free. How is Minnesota so powerful?

>State of Hockey

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and by maybe crack 85 points I mean "78 points and picking 6th or 7th in the lottery"

Talk about obsessed.

when does suter and parise contracts run out? surely, it's gotta be soon.

What’s the Finnish state of hockey and why is it Oulu

There’s only one state of hockey and it’s not in f*nland

The Finnish state of hockey is North Carolina, retards.

Yikes

Massive yikes for me rand might be your worst

This whole thread is cringe, I’m heading back to redit

Ya might start one so I have a side hustle coming in while I write my book. Sooner I get paid off that sooner I leave work.
BUT, before I do that I have to decide on a pen name. I go by many. Also. Grandma's giving me shit for eating "fermented fruit". As if now's the time to stop. Just ate a quarter cantaloupe woman, another slice won't kill me

>tfw dealership was out of black ferraris so i had to settle on red

feelsbadman

bye pusy

>someone mentioned Minnesota
>everyone leaves

ya poor

so how do i foster divisiveness, lads?

i'm still here say that to my face and not online

I accept you, buddy.

You guys might actually enjoy Minnesota if you gave it a try

Fart, but quietly

It's not hard. Literally say anything.

My Yea Forums account got hacked haha that wasn't me

Where are you at ? let's meet half way

Joke's on you I don't enjoy anything

business idea - have eriksson, lucic, and neal rotate teams every 2 weeks in a "le overpaid 6 million dollar man" swap program

haha wouldn’t it suck if someone hacked your account and set you up on a date with a hot guy who really liked you and became not only your lover but your best friend and you both made passionate gay sex every night haha

Anyone could enjoy Minnesota. Sure, but thats assuming everyone is a mouthbreather who lies about enjoying flyover states and thats just not realisitic at all

based

Haha that sucks. Hey want to catch a game then take a tapcar to the spike?
Please respond

You boys belong at the hot tub at the Y

Who is the best coach in the league, and why is it rod brind'amour?

moi, j'aime de rondelles noirs

Chip and chase, boys. Chip and chase.

youtube.com/watch?v=tUTu7ZOkhO0

Someone care to enlighten me on how the >rags can have 1OA and a cap crunch in the same offseason?

Whew

pucci and lucic always remind me of each other desu

Sam you don't have to hide who you really are

Gay people are totally out of control. 10 years ago a gay person would be like "yep, I'm gay" and he would just be a totally normal dude like an accountant or something. Now if you're not down with 7 year old drag queens stripping and twerking in the streets and erotic transgender parades through school zones then you're a homophobic nazi.

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Im proud of sam, ngl. Stop being mean to him.

This place is toxic

greetings from /hoc/'s flying castle

Greetings from my cock in your mouth

what is 1OA

Not for (You)

Thinking about doing a month long meditation retreat at a local monastery.

Any other breaking news Mr Murrow?

If your team doesn't have cap problems, they probably aren't very good.

They are only cap crunched because they decided to pick up Trouba when they already have too much money tied up in a shit defenceman like Smith, old and over the Hill Staal, and under performing Shattenkirk. If they didn't get Trouba they would be fine, but the defence really is shit and needed to be remade.

remember the kings lol

*blocks your path*

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WE WUZ STAN LEE CHAMPZ

oh no no no no
point proven desu

what do you think the arbitrator will award him? 8 million? it was 5.5 last year

Stay scared m8

hopefully not more than 7.5, tho the rags will probably end up moving a few guys and certain prospects will start in the minors. maybe buyouts too but I don't like that idea just yet.

The Avs and Stars will be the central's top two teams imo. Jets and Preds window is closing faster and faster.

Corner of 4th and Martin Luther Jr blvd ask for Pookie

Damn, you are gonna have a fun couple of seasons avsbro

i used to deliver pizzas off of martin luther king blvd, and most of my other delivery driver coworkers got robbed at least once.
ya boi got lucky though.

What do the stars have to look forward to?

No win in Apex tonight, but I finally have enough points to buy a new character. I don’t know who I want, but it will be very exciting to play tomorrow :)

What if Bulju was Kaiser soze

>Jesse, it's your agent. I worked out a deal to get you traded. But you will be playing hillbilly retarded hockey or... they said they were New York but when I asked them which one they hung up. Get back to me soon.

ssm8

*rips bong*
*rips fart*

should i go to the balloon festival?

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Just got a win before getting off. Who don't you have unlocked?

>"Valtteri Filppula's return to Detroit for two years is the kind of move for which Ken Holland would have been demolished, but for which Yzerman gets a "because he's Steve Yzerman" pass." — ESPN's Greg Wyshynski

I agree but also thought the idea was to have these contracts like fil's that allow the wongs to have something there in place until more prospects/picks in GR are ready to go by then. It is a rebuild, not like they expect a playoff run

*rips fart from bong*

Being the next wild.

The Stars should have kept Zuccarello instead of signing Pavelski

do you get some free tendies at the applebees balloon?

Nobody, I just have the original characters. I only started last month before the update

both them niggas is old

Francis fixed the clusterfuck that Rutherford left behind but it took forever

Xeattle inaugural playoffs in 2030

Only if you get to ride in one.

Wyshynski is a fucking moron and always will be. You're right he is a good place holder, and if he performs well enough they can flip him for another asset next year.

I mean, they say "we don't know who keyser soze is" so I google "who's keyser some?" First answer "fictional character" and all I'm thinking is YEA. I FUCKING GET IT. BUT FICTIONAL TO US, OR THE MOVIE PEOPLE? IS IT A PSEUDONYM FOR THE COPS FOR A REAL GUY? IS IT A GUY THEY THINK IS IN THE STATES ILLEGALY AND THATS THE NAME THEY PICKED? IS "KEYSER SOZE" A METAPHOR FOR THE VIEWER TO INTERPRET?
And anyways. Jets four cup. Blah blah Laine Richard

Watson is pretty good if you like defense. Octane is a more selfish character since he's pretty much speed and a jump pad, auto healing is bretty good though.

Zuccarello is like 4 years younger

hes just saying that if kenny tried to do the same thing as use the "stopgap" excuse people would demolish him, but yzerman can make the same move and get praised for it.

did you watch the movie sam?

>Anaheim Ducks sign Del Zotto, De Leo, Wideman, Kloos

Ducks fans rejoicing they finally managed to sign something,

Not a movie guy. Nope

if I use that new normie app that makes your face look old, would all the Mild players turn into dusty skeletons?

you know, because all their players are fucking ANCIENT and also OVERPAID for a REALLY LONG TIME relative to their MEDIOCRE SKILL LEVEL

Started reading dune today on my new kindle i got for cheap for prime day. I also ordered that cheap $99 tv, but it hasn't come yet, prolly tomorrow.

i hope you enjoy burakovsky recording 11 points in ~60 games this year

I’m not good at the shooting part. I mainly stay back and help my team with spotting and finding items and throwing grenades. So I don’t think the fast guy or the hologram would be good for me

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my balls smell like vinegar, does prime day have anything to fix that?

wtf is this real omg

Paul dies, but not before getting his tight twinky boipucci ravaged by Harkkonen. I just saved you from reading half of a dozen shitty books.

I think one weekend if instead of 9/11 or holocaust all teams should instead have one pregame skate wear a jersey dedicated to Jurassic Park

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

Nighty night.

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memes
e
m
e
s

don’t come back

I also think sopranos should've had more episodes be about hockey. Sometimes I wear my robe like tony and watch hockey but I don't have an aj son to yell at. Seriously aj turned into such a fucking bitch at the end. Because he's SHORT.

Night bud

for me, it's meadow and adriana

Vegas is over the cap and only have 5 defencemen listed.

season 6 was a fucking mess all around

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>redditpranos
I bet you love the gabagool like the Office. Cringe and redditpilled go back you basedcuck zoomer incel

Yougota bee on yer het

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dont be a nigger

engelland will sign for minimum, and mcphee said one of the young lads will make the team. they have enough for them, due to clarkson's ltir, BUT still nowhere near enough if they want to sign gusev.

YO TONE you seein this shit? Friggin leaf says he does thinkin now

Why come to /hoc/ only to discuss literally everything EXCEPT hockey? Reddit

My dad recently finished the sopranos for the first time and was seething about the ending lmao.

you fags probably unironically liked The Wire and Breaking Bad too

Did Vegas have the shortest cap window in NHL history?

the wire was based
breaking bad was pusy show

I live in Seattle and am excicted to become a fan, but I fully admit that I don’t know anything about people/personnel in hockey. So will this be a good hire?

It's called the off season buddy

where is NEW THREAD you reprobates?

where do you think you are?

Marner, Point, rantanen, and Laine don't have contracts yet

if you think its bad now just wait till august

Isn’t Seattle the city with the supersoy soccer “fans?” What cringy shit are they going to do when they get hokkei?

hello /pol/tard

I looked at the goals and assists leaders each season dating back to the 2005-06 season, and more often than not, a righty wins the Rocket Richard, while a lefty leads the NHL assists (which should have its own award btw).

In the salary cap era, the Rocket Richard has been won by a right handed shot 12 times (Ovechkin 8x, Stamkos 2x, Perry 1x, Cheechoo 1x) and by a lefty only 3 times (Crosby 2x, Lecavalier 1×)

Conversely, a left handed shot has led the NHL in assists 12 times (Thornton 3x, H. Sedin 3x, Crosby 1x, St. Louis 1x, Malkin 1x, Beckstrom 1x, McDavid 1x, Kucherov 1x) and a right handed shot only 3 times (E. Karlsson 1x, Wheeler 1x, Giroux 1x)

Is there any significant reason behind this?

When was Laine’s last win on the fork knife? Jest management really needs to crack down on that shit. It’s literally no different than when a player has a crippling drug addiction or gambling problem.

>le soi hahaha
you retards have become what you hate

Yeah if filps ends up playing well, it could benefit them a bit more for this rebuild in terms of that like you said. I kind of agree on the point that people have a bit of blind faith in Stevie already but thats just because of wongs fans nostalgia, Kenny would get thrashed for that but thats again just wongs fans being idiots. He'd still be focused on the rebuild and kenny was always a popular target

I heard ownership is seriously considering a preemptive retirement of #12 because of the handegg team """Us 12s :)))""" shit those cumguzzlers say in Xeattle

it actually has fan (i.e. customer) support at this point

ALL ABOARD THE CHEECHOO TRAIN CHOO CHOO

Pretty cool idea to instantly connect with local sports fans. This is why utter retards like you don't have a say in sports marketing decisions.

>riding the popularity of another sport

Seattle is already cringe

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

see

gonna go outside for some DUDE dont post til i get back pls

Yes retard that was the other retard i was directly responding too.

If you need to ride the success of the NFL team to establish the NHL team, your market is shit.

anyone else watch hockey?

gotta choose the currency of /hoc/ island before DUDE user comes back, dubs decide

you're the type of cuck who will go to one game, scream FIGHT & WIN!, then spend the rest of the game booing the refs despite knowing dick about hockey

Canadian dollars

see

Dominos coupons to support The Pizza Wizard aka Gagan

still not an argument, bullfluffer

sex

see

cant wait for all these underageb&'s to go back to school in less than a month

Broken hockey sticks (The Twig)

Why are you so mad are you right now mate?

the blood of /cric/

>(You)ing yourself for a hat trick
dickgirl customers

fsjal

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Olympic gold medals

speaking of Dominos, they have a deal of 50% off regular priced pizzas when ordered online this week. I've been good with my diet for about a year now, but getting gluten free pizzas for like seven or eight dollars is a fucking steal around here. It's going to be a tasty cheat week.

Imagine unironically posting something like this

Do you guys miss when hockey games had glass break hits? I liked nhl 04. I likd playing one line mode

all the DUDE he just DUDED

Nigerian Naira

the heads of Finns

Fortnite skins

>glass break hits
goat pic related

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OH NO NONONONO

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huomenta

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Can someone redpill me on Willie O’Ree? Why the fuck has the NHL been pushing him so hard in the past 3-4 years when literally nobody was talking about him before?

Dominoes is a shit pizza join. I live in the GTA and literally have 1 store in my area, that doesn't accept credit cards, and doesn't mention this when you order online, so you end up getting into a drunken argument with the owner at 1 am using the delivery guys cell phone, and then never order from there again.

Got some bad news for you, buddy

WHERE

IS

ME

NEW

THREAD

he was the first black nhl player retard

he literally broke the color barrier in the nhl and gary finally clued in that his fellow jew cohorts are genocide whites and the future of hockey is diverse.

They don't tell you that at /hoc/ island

You pay with a credit card while ordering, not when they show up at your door ya fucking moron.

I don't like mirage his ability is pretty lame. I'd go with caustic or Watson.

Good morning, Funland.

Not in Canada.

The drivers should have portable machines so you can pay with card at the door.

But why now?

Hello how are you enjoying your first day on Yea Forums?

honk honk

kys ugly mongol bitch

KILL a finn on your way to work tomorrow

Actually a great idea

in an attempt to bring attention to the league bud

Most major chains here have both options. Like Pizza Pizza is no problem, you can pay online or use credit or debit at the door upon request.

shut the fuck up retard

oh noes! i forgot your safespacd subreddit got banned the other week!

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Done DUDEing lads

Are you gonna cry about it you pussy?

wait randy is one of those retarded clown honk fags?

oh god this fucking kid is back literally worst than randy

for me, it was honk and cringepilled

based

I'm not the one who was wrong and got BTFO, retardbro.

new iOS update on my phone, lads. ill be back in 5 mins

>s-shut the fuck up
Sounds like crying to me pussyboy. Typical for a leaf faggot to be desu.

No idea, pretty sure its a underage newfag and not randy, or he could be both.

Hockey Is For Everyone and full of diversity you bigots mmmmkay?

Because why not. That is the climate of the times, and it does deserve to be mentioned. I read a blurb today saying people want Willie Oreo to get a presidential medal. Dunno if the Nhl is involved with that.

Gary is not dumb he has probably been sitting on this card for 20 years and he played it at the right time, and who knows. Everyone is calling Trump a racist right now (more than usual) what better way to combat that than giving the first black player a presidential honor, everyone will be talking about how progressive hockey is. And just 1 year after Gary elected him into the HHOF, how about that.

Deflection. You were proven wrong, and you're upset now.

just bated again

>everyone I don't like is underage
Based schizo.

it is true though

I wasn't proven wrong in any way, why the fuck would I take you retards' word for it when you're always asked/prompted to pay in advance if using a credit card?

>67 posters
>300+ replies
so do you all hit F5 and talk to yourselves all day or...?

Willie O'Ree?
More like Willie make racists Reeee

Dropping some o’ree into the toilet

of course

wtf I love diversity

yea and you dont?

It's 50% me.

You have been proven wrong. In Canada the pizza is paid for at the door. This angers you greatly as evidenced by your next response.

More like Willie O'Pee

Can't imagine being upset over Canada's way of processing payment for pizza delivery.

technology is wonderful.

Wrong, and mad about it.

holy fuck Gary save us

Guys please stop fighting.

I'll believe it when ya prove it. Can't find one case of this ever happening irl from dominos by using a simple google search.

one more poster and we will be at 69

fuck off

what part don't you understand?
Pay with:
>Credit card online
>Debit card online
>Credit card at the door
>Debit card at the door
>Cash at the door

ayyy

We're just here to talk about hockey

You've been told twice that this is the case. Its not our fault that you are too retarded to listen.
Again, wrong, and mad about it.

haha the SEX number LOL

YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART AMERICA

maybe Gary is pushing guys like Ree to score progressive points now

because his name is on those Epstein Plane flightlogs

I’m back, installed the update

im high but i was trying to make fun of that retard who cant grasp simple transactions. not you, friend.

here you give your card number online or over the phone and the driver brings you food and a slip to sign so these issues don’t happen
>leaf pizza shops

right next to trumps

oddly enough I don't believe they do gift card at the door. But I always pay cash. Like a boss baby Hugo boss Benjamin hahaha

why would i be mad? you're the ones trying to convince me of a situation that doesn't happen at that particular chain of restaurants.

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You're butthurt because you're wrong about something and were trying to sound smart. Sorry pal.

Area 51 Ayyyys

420 posts haha damn woah

show me one instance of this happening at dominos, and i'll happily say you're right and i'm wrong. Otherwise, I'll stick with their usual company policy of paying over the phone or online when ordering, unless you're paying with cash at the door.

got the urge for sex again lads. what do.

Christ is watching

>no new thread
>posts become abhorrently bad
grim grim grim grim

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Your supposed to put your gift cards/promo cards online first when you order.

Um sweetie same here, i just listed you 5 different payment methods, my original point was that the dominoes in my area is shit because when you order online they allow you to select "pay at door with credit card" and then when the guy showed up, they refused payment with credit card.

Dominos Pizza is fucking garbage. End of discussion.

Are you a jets fan?

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if you were married you wouldn't have this problem

>pay at door with credit card
lol sure

gagan is trying his hardest breh

Here, you stupid fuck.

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>marriage

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Ah yeah I see what you mean now you asked for that option and they didn’t know how to do it which is gay

You're so retarded that you don't even realize how much better that is than giving out your CC info over the phone to some minimum wage degenerates (excluding gagan cuz hes based)

Probably shopped, BUT i'll leave it alone.

americans are such scumbag degenerates that they cant even be trusted to order pizzas

peak grim itt

real Jesse here I will awaken too the tune of eye of the tiger

Admit you're wrong and apologize to me and the thread for ruining it.

up to half of people who use cannabis on a daily basis have work, social, or health problems from using cannabis

I may have been wrong this time, IF that isn't an altered screenshot

I've suddenly a hankering for pizza but i've got a baconator and two cheesy cheddars from wendys im finna to microwave

For me, it's work & social

people who think smoking anything isn't going to cause health problems are more deluded than this stupid dominos american

Based user backing me up. Bless you.

Its not, and you are wrong. And you owe me and the other guy an apology.

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have sex^

Just tell them you were texting an American friend about dominos payment options.

How many days to go..??

lol hey guys im retarded and cant understand that other countries have other alternatives for payment lol

For me, its the portland buckaroos.

why doesnt the earth rotate faster on a windy day?

The earth is flat and doesn't rotate at all.

Like 3 weeks really if you do the math.

Don't have that Bulju in my collection, thanks lad

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wind isn't real

>globearthers

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Listen to William Cooper

>weather is real
Almost as dumb as believing over 25% of the buildings are real

Apologize NOW

>he thinks birds are real
pathetic

is ice real?

I don't believe that a substance can be a solid, liquid, and gas.

about as real as the pay with credit card at the door option a dominos

Ice is Reddit

Reddit is Reddit

how can hockey be real if our ice aren't real?

At least we can ALL agree on the fact that /hoc/ island is based.

Everything at dominos is 50% off menu price this week

so /hoc/ island is basically reddit?

Tell you what I won't be hearing none of. Want rodeos to end? Go fuck your hat

With a big iron on his hip
big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiip

What about poop?

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it is absolutely retarded and i leave for 18 hours and /hoc/ build this but then i remember /hoc/ is literally just being retarded on purpose.

for me, it's Texas Red

fuckin slurpin on my WEED pen right now haha

/hoc/ island was made in about 3 hours

for me, Its my spurs that jingle jangle jingle (jingle jangle)

haha oh shit lmao

I love when your mom jingle jangles my balls

WTF!

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the drug in riverdale was called jingle jangle

i love when my balls jingle jangles your mom

/hoc/ is struggling without my influence again

"no"

Haha oh wow. Just heard something funny. They handle the Stanley Cup with white gloves, but pietrangoleolo used it to eat spahgehti. Those fucking italians

I love when I jingle jangle your balls while my mom holds the back of my head and gently pushes me forward.

The blonde from parks and rec seems to have fallen off HARD recently

given the quotations, i can tell im needed

who was the first player to cum on the stan lee cup?

she's 47 years old, and was never anything special to look at in the first place mate.

careful

Ricki don't lose that number, you don't wanna call nobody else

careful now

why does the thread always grind to a complete stop around post 490

>careful
Oooh. I'm so scared of the Italians

he's gonna

he\s gona

NEW 500th post

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shant

Why does this dude look like babcock

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>making an early thread but being too pussy to link to it

fuck off. /hoc/ is dead for the night,

what shithole part of the gta are you living in? I live a half hour east of that clusterfuck, and drivers always have the wireless terminals on them. I mean fuck, I did delivery for them for about 6 years, and they had ten fucking terminals.

They used to do that at my store, but ran into problems with people placing orders and having their cc companies reject the transaction the next day. The old school credit card transactions weren't actually processed until the end of the day when the manager hit the ol' "END THIS SHIT DAY ALREADY" button. So some people gamed the system.