Official Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox Game Thread

wish ud delete this post....

yeah but still kinda tired from drinking too much on sam adams deck saturday..

whereas XANDER is awesome and strong and a GOOD dad

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anyone

Hey I remember that thread

Is this guy an ace

Hey. New guy. Throw some strikes.

I don’t like this guy delivery and grip look like he gonna throw knuckleball

you think he even have one friend in the clubhouse

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what if he does throw knuckelball just at lowest rate ever for knuckle ball pitcher

Does he do steroids and beat wife and pinch run

can't really expect him to do all that his first day i''mo

Uhhhchavis has a gf and that wasn’t a nice play

wow nice one cashenr thanks so much for joining my team

ok is this guy an ace

that was a bad one desu

This sucks

What specific

Well if that one ball was accurately called a strike we wouldn't be in this mess

the godless life and cold death

me the supporting character on the right

LOVE /nesn/

The Red Sox

oh great more gidp i love it

that's nice thank you

feels like these jokers are in the booth every single night i wish they'd jump

hey wait where is funny hair silly expression "yuck!" man???

ight cashner is ass

i think master chef gordon ramsey is currently enjoying the life in london england

Charlie Moore best NESN stat dining playbook sucks idiot advertisement for dumb restaurants

hey new guy your dumb ass suck ok thanks coach nice to meet you by the way

hahhahahahahha lmao the red sux thought they could get an ORIOLES pitcher and hed be any good hahahahahhahahah

i didn't think that, my teams stpuid president of baseball operations did

It's ok he's just getting used to the Red Sox pitching mound it can be challenging to be in a new ballpark

Please don’t bully in my birthday

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

i thinkits challenging read big book with words not throw a ball

dfa this guy now

based stroke poster

how come every pitcher Red Sox sign suck

Just need the Sox to actually hit the ball like last night and it'll sort itself out

dfa sandoval when

Some say he's hiding inside the Green Monster, eating the food that the people drop through the gaps, biding his time

why dfa your Ferrari idiot

idk why you fat shame

I'm just saying the hot dogs at the stadium are $10 and that's where most of his paycheck went

one time I ate 5 Fenway frank and dad never complain kept buying

Cool. Awesome.

Guinea Tee has made an appearance

looooooooooooooool kacie makes best memes

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mookie will have zero hair on his head by 33 and career batting average of .240

what /nes/ look like in 43 years

zero hair on my head and career batting average of .000

banned from batting cage for lokoing at softball butt

my friends at this game with my gf i hope they are having fun

based chad finger eating friend

wtf?

bobs discount furniture ads are cancer

t. jordan

me as that entire group of yelling kids

anyone here

Get a hit goddamn

Thank you

...

Uh oh Red Sox have RISP time for an easy pop fly

ok now what

...

good boy mookie

idk didnt think about it you never ask what if or imagnie OMG

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Haha I was just using reverse psychology!

is that legal

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I will make it legal

how do i know you're not doing it again

anyone else notice theyres african american gentlemen sitting in great seats just behindn home plate

I hope the Jays go winless until we clear out this garbage in the front office. Trade away a team with back to back ALCS appearances and not get a single good player or prospect in return.

watch your mouths red sacks, you're about to get chafered by the shafer

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what's chafered mean

jays have some of best young talents in the league acording to my dad who's a baseball president

Tone it down edgelord, and don't feign ignorance with your reply

is that legal

yeah whats that mean

i will MAKE it legal
t. obama

wow good boys xander

only post one x

And just like that a tie game!

its when you get chafing around your groin area from too much bootyblasting

i respect xander only wear low adidas cleat and not big peanut boot like some other player i wont mention to hurt feelings.....

Your dad must be our baseball president because everyone else knows it's Vlad Jr and a few potential borderline MLB players

wtf i love peanuts now

wow this really takes me back to that time i got three day ban for posting a lot of x's after he did something nice what a long time aga that was the year 2019 and also makes me think the way i went on irc begging on hands and knees with my tears in my eye s and open hand for begger and alms from moderator who took ban away that very night

very dissapointing explanation a bit like trying to take the last sip of your coffee only to get mouth ful of grinds

maybe i should change my daily schedule so that i wake up late stay up late? then i can watch sox in 2 at midnight and not waste my time watching boring filler and get to the point i mean then i'd miss the threads but who cares

but muh biggio and muh bichette

maybe you should change your schedule so far ahead you get to watch next game before it happens and post spoiler in thread lol epic

is that legal

no, it's simply not

how many fenway frank you ever ate

what the FUCK

WTF

Well that was fucking anticlimactic

hate this stupd wade miley

did somebody forget to tell cashmeme he isnt on the orange ducks anymore

ok time to gib back to baltishit

Homeboy needs to stop with the combover and face facts

stop posting about me

waht the fuck RETARD taylor what a stupid fucking bull shit

ok goodnight everybody wake me up april 2020

lol

lol me as prank NOT waking this poster upt ill april 2nd

kind of tired of papi talking about dad prostate....

Rare hitting appearance from Ben Nintendo tonight

since when papi talking anything except gurgle and moan of pain

RISP with 0 outs? How are they going to blow this one

sorry im late yes except no

lanklets btfo

ispot.tv/ad/onH6/roman-papis-story-featuring-david-ortiz

sorry not post last few games first time my sleep schedule been normal since friend moved in months ago and i kind of value it more than watching my red sock dissapoint me until 2 am every single day

jesus christ chavis

imagine if my red sock had a pitcher like ken giles...

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>valuing
idiot

lool jerry

i deserve this...

why are the yankees so bad lol

i would rather be dead than be you right now

if it any consolation nesn softball team make it to the big leagues finally (GOLD LEAGUE)

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whys sam travis in extant again

Like that I guess

well hardly a prediction now

i just looked it up because I got hom late and they pinch hit for BROCK HOLT??? guy hitting nearly 400???? wtf is cora thinking probably just cost us the entire game....

wow i could have literally just stood there at the plate would have been four balls would have walked better than travis i want to play for red sox

you probably run away any time ball comes toward you or at the very least flinch causing empire to eject you

Devers has been making a lot of fielding errors lately, I feel like his batting "confidence" is his ego getting a little too big

ump cant eject for flinching on my birthday

devers has been making a lot of fielding errors his whole life if you noticed

pretty sure umpire doesnt have to take orders from you

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jamal talking but im not paying attnetion

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brett looking at jamal like are you retarded i literally just told you the whole storey how do you have job speaking on tv

this guy look so much like my boss... great guy makes me like him but my boss in better shape

ok take naked pic your boss

who wins in fight ur ump or mine

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wtf how did they get 3 outs i literally only saw one out is any1 out there even counting

that interviewer was blazed. red, glassy eyes and stumbling over his words.

This the pic that save 2018 Red Sox season

kinda racist desu......

mein ump

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heh.....ur pretty good......

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are the red sox too poor to afford lettering on the back of their jerseys?

yes..

cheaper to give new player old player shirt instead making new jersey idiot

new jersey lOL like the state.. . lmao

did mookie really deserve to beat trout last year

mookie had one of the best season in baseball history last season yes he objectively did deserve MVP

yes..

what's this deserves don't see any deserve in nature maybe you can explain

ok but how many kojis mookie kill in a season?

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why didnt he have hair loss

mookie send entire koji userbase of yugioh to shadow realm last season (a record)

Ted didn’t actually do anything in WWII just trained and crushed every marine pilot course and wasted time he could’ve spent in the majors. He killed a bunch of Ryus in Korea though.

he use roman hair program for men

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why OB sound angry when he said MARTINEZ

lol took propecia since i was 10 years odld dont need dumb ass buzzy start up butt sniffer

All that time, just for a walk

ok but what about dad prostate

never asked about dads prostrae

imagine him throwing ball..

He's averaging like a pitch a minute

And the runners, once again, are left on base

cant believe he quit swimming just to make me wait 20 minutes to watch my red sox disappoint me

maybe you average a dinner a minute you lose some weight finally

lol anyone else remmebr this kid

yeah he win darwin award

took one right to the tummy

hate how Marco best player in this team can’t start because they save for lunch hit run

one day last week in new gym i saw they had hair dryer right next to sink and i thought lol retards alert and played with it and dropped it in sink and though lol redtards alert and ONLY THEN when i grabbed it from sink i realized sink was MOTION ACTIVIATED

LO L

this guy is future of bullpen btw

Why you use hair dryer if balding

get it they put easy drop hair dryer right next to MOTION ACTIVATED sink, understand

what if red sox dfa every pitcher force manfred to expansion draft and red sox draft good pitcher

One time I went in gym bathroom and old man drag penis in hand dryer

ifyou scrunch face up really hard and tilte down can you see your eye brows

me yes

devers for syndergaard who says no

me

i have very bushy eyebrows i can see them just looking up. sometimes I have to trim them because they poke me in the eye

can som1 identify this poster

wtf is that legal

Can a Red Sox fan tell me which of these guys is Tim Hyers?

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Stop trying to dox

#51

"#45" might've been a better joke

Marco in this game

tim hyers the jackie robinson of hitting coaches

macro failure

lmao

if yorue a freaking RETARD maybe

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too many triple tonight red sox lose

is this legal

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what if its ellen lol

i wnt to be 32 and director of something or vp and have 20 year old college gf

me and guerin

Like theo epstein

kinda funny accurate portrayal of old haggard guerin and blogger

blue jays more like jrs

FUCKING BEANED

MESSAGE ABSOLUTELY SENT

lol beaned the fucked out and we all get to see weird blue jay woman trainer wish she were 20 again instead of old hag

Is Boston tanking? It doesn't make sense. The Tribe and Rays are the ones who should be tanking.

any1 remember when everybody thought she was qt

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Yeah

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unironically gonna kms just like how im unironically from quincy

looooooool waht thefuck stupid white players always so dumb

we seen it all that poster can khs now

the offense is good just literally every single pitcher is trash

that woman is not cute

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>tfw objectively the best offense in baseball but the pitching is god awful

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based blue gays, thank you

me get entire bowl of cereal and yogurt only to take a bite and realize im full

don't put yogurt on your cereal stupid retard

dont tell me what to do

my jays :)

not telling ou what to do just telling you whats not legal

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squeeze what like a lemon

proud home of zero important university or business

and thats good

and good is bad reatrd

gg canada red sock lose disappoint me like every single day of my life bed time night night sleep tight

genius (retard)

odd ... they hired Bill James specifically to get advice on pitchers. Maybe he's a double-agent for the Royals.

still better than the '86-'87 Indians, who were similar.

odd... theyd 'upgraded' to denormalized dwh model adn yt now complain of the duplicate rows...

ok that why you qa on dev server before subit to production....

join on primary key...........