Simple as

>He's bridging the gap and helping to heal wounds
you sounds so gay holy shit. he’s a fat fuck that’s all

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>Sheffield Wednesday
lol wtf kind of name is that
THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS FRIDAY

>hate special needs
fucking lel, i don't know why that part in particular got me so hard but it fucking did

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TWO WURLD WAHRS AND WAN WURLD CAHP

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based

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Based NOT rascist @fuckoffforeners

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he looks like an inbred, norf.

good thread

Arby's or McDonalds

>Arby's or McDonalds
>Implying
It's either the local chippy or Mr Chinkey's takeaway

Do non Anglo white countries have these kind of men?

If so, post them. I love the idea of some Italian bloke saying
>love me mama
>love pasta
>love red wine
>love 1-0s
Not a Fascist I just love Mussolini. Simplico as.

fancy a shag lass

i guess cringeworthy boomers in america sort of count
>love me guns
>love trump
>love me mobility scooter
>love miller lite
simple as

That's not a valid deduction when the south produces specimens like this

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goalposting is another attempt by the torys to demonise the working class

>'ow do we stop these based SCOTS btfoing us in every way deano?
> I know Barry, we'll get our girls to breed with SCOTS
>Don't be absurd deano. The SCOT may have a pump and dump with our daughters, but they will never pollute their genetics and breed them. What's more, they will never get sexual pleasure from tiny english pricks again once a HUGE SCOT COCK has stretched them.
> Right you are Barry. The SCOT really is a superior being.

Is he pregnant?

yeah they exist everywhere.
>hate sudacas
>hate negros
>hate frenchmen

>love franco
>love asturias
>love me mom

>asi de simple

He sounds based

we got these Schrebergartenlöwen youtube.com/watch?v=LBjTsd2AEnw

To the English lads ITT: where would you guys put the norf/souf line/border? any particular city?

melbourne

Norf - above Dundee - based and redpilled
Souf - Below Dundee - cringe, bluepilled, homosexual

I love how despite all shit we call each other from different regions, every spanish nationalist loves asturias.

Norf lad reporting in.

Don't you have a Grauniad column to write, Owen?

Based as fuck what town lad

Nottingham is the only big city that's ambiguous as to whether it's middul or norf.

There aren't any big cities that are ambiguous as to whether they are middul or souf, the line is usually said to be about 30 or 40 miles norf of Landan, and is sloped up and to the right.

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Does anyone have the picture of the Absolute Unit stretching his arms wide in celebration? In fact can people just dump any pictures they have?

Are the Midlands actually a "real" thing, though, in a historical sense rather than purely a administrative division/bureaucratic one?

If I removed the middle from the equation, where in the middle would you put the norf/souf line?

Yes. The midlands are a real thing. Accents and attitude are different to southerners and northerners. They combine the worst elements of both, with none of the redeeming features. Truly a ruined and terrible people.

Utterly based and 100% redpilled
Rule Britannia
Simple as

nottingham is midul

My cousins are from souf and some of them go to uni in nottingham and they say there's always a debate there whether they're in middul or norf.

Proper lad, he is.

Pls

Ours is:
>Hate football
>Hate mussies
>Hate nigs
>Hate lefties
>Hate lefties (hand)
>Hate foreign music
>Hate Helsinki
>Love pints
>Love me town
>Love me town's only pub
>Love ice hockey
>Love me tractor
>Love me wife
>Love God
>simple as.

>Sauna not on list
Do you even Finn?

no

>love me hurling
>love me feena fall
>love me Paul O'Connell
>hate Dublin
>hate D4s
>hate Brits

Sin é

>>Hate lefties (hand)
Based. Never trust those sneaky fucks. All screwed in the head. Born traitors.

It's a given so i doesn't have to be said out loud

>love sauna
>love winter
>love ice hockey
>love juhannus
>love Olovi 3 (III)
>love me construction work company
>love iskelmä
>love independence
>love formula 1
>love rally
>love fishing
>love me missus
>hate swedes
>hate homos
>hate ruskies
>hate EU
>hate mussulmans
>hate neekeris
>hate Helsinki
>hate politicians
>hate office "jobs"
>hate whinging green leaf smoking hippie limpwrist maggots
Niinkin yksinkertaista.

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>hate neekeris
explain

neekeri = nigger :D

Finland is the most based country aside from Nippon.

anything south of sheffield is middul

Have you ever met someone from Nottinghamshire or Derbyshire who's insisted they're Middul?

Watford gap

yeah they all insist they're middul because that's what they are
we wouldn't have a Midlands if there wasn't a middle
I don't really know enough about the southern border with the middul to make a distinction but categorically anything above sheffield is norf

I guess it's just southern pooftas like my cousins that see them as norf.

Nah thats just what edgy virgins think, most finns dont give a fuck

The midlands are real but are culturally very northern, especially the west midlands, as both norf and middul shared in post-industrial economic depression. Saffordshire is sometimes considered the 'gateway to the north' Both love footy, hate Thatcher and have too many pakis in the city centres.

Cambs, Norfolk and Suffolk are not Midul. We're either souf or east.

East Anglia is an odd one

The correct implementation of general relativity in the standard model

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Yeah, we look geographically like the midlands but it feels more like the south (culturally, wealth etc). At the same time though we're not relevant enough to have our own thing.

>let me tell you about your country

>Hate espanhóis
>Hate pretos
>Hate ciganos
>Hate comunas
>Love vinhão
>Love Algarve
>Love Benfica

É simples pá

I guess it feels more like Souf than West Middul or Norf because it's very flat and there isn't a big industrial sector and the biggest cities are Peterborough, Cambridge, Norwich and Ipswich?

Correcting for small cluster size in generalized estimating equations.

sheffield is barely north tbqh
mersey to humber / m62 is your cutoff before you start entering midlands bender territory

Why is asturias so cool?

Yeah, our local news considers Bedfordshire and Northamptonshire east anglia too so you could throw in Luton and Northampton but I would say they were just south. Another big difference between us and the midlands/north is that they have big working class communities which we don't have so much (although rural poverty does exist).

>love dolma
>love birinj
>love ocalan
>love israel
>'ate turks
>'ate saddam
>'ate sykes-picot

wah ahsanda

Derbyshire and Nottingham are the markers of midul. South Yorkshire is North.

>Bedfordshire and Northamptonshire
>east Anglia

wow

yeah, obviously culturally it's difficult to argue that any part of yorkshire isn't north, especially the industrial bits
but to me, when your're at sheffield you're basically into the peak district

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercia

Back on your tractor, Webbed Toes.

Yeah, it's just a news thing really. I doubt they would have anything to report on if they didn't include them

kek that state of you going around telling people whats popular in their countries
its time to get a grip lad

Spain would be either

>love Islam
>love Vallekas
>love Rayo
>love the Republic
>love Podemos
>love the EU
>love lgtbiqasffklepdpcmfnayylmao+
>love Hugo Chávez
>love immigrants
>love free shit
>hate the church
>hate Spain
>hate the king
>hate private schools
>hate private hospitals
>hate vox, pp and Cs
>hate Amancio Ortega
Así de simple

Or

>love Franco
>love God
>love Spain
>love Real Madrid / Atlético de Madrid
>love PP / VOX
>love holidays in Andalucia / Canarias
>love low taxes
>love private schools
>love bull fighting
>hate podemos, PSOE and Cs
>hate frenchies
>hate sudacas
>hate moros
>hate rojetes
>hate cataluña
>hate poors

what football club do pooftas support?

Holy freaking based.

I'm from Derbyshire and no one gives a shit. It's rarely brought up. Some people in Nottinghamshire consider themselves northern though (the northern most point of Nottinghamshire is further north than Manchester and Sheffield)

Section IX of the empirical use of the regulative principle of reason with regard to all cosmological ideas as found in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason
and whether to get a steak bake or a sausage roll from Greggs after the match

>Some people in Nottinghamshire consider themselves northern though
delusional freaks

If Greggs or Greggs is better.
Simple as.

Fuggen based :D

Brighton

Is this even real? It has like every cliche.

Love are lass
Love me rugby league
Love me coal fire
Love me van
Love me brexit
Love me domestic violence
Love me bitter
Love me fry ups
Love me dog

'ate Pakis
'ate nonces
'ate lefties
'ate EU

Simple as

>All of that
>Location: Down the pub

I know it's a meme account but that's quality.

There are millions of men like that (thank God) but none of them use Twitter

To show you what I mean, here are some more Alan accounts.

twitter.com/farrightalan?lang=en

twitter.com/rightwingalan66?lang=en

twitter.com/farrightedl?lang=en

no it's a satirical account

Are Northern rugby league fans different to geezers who support norf fc?

Thought so. Can't imagine someone with all those meme principles ever having sex.

2019 Norf-Midul summit.
AGENDA:
1. Crisps
2. Pie fillings
3. The price of beer
4. Safe Standing
LUNCH
5. The wife's favourite shite television programmes
6. THE BLOODEH TORIES
7. Brexit means Brexit
Day 1 ends

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Wait Tory is the conservative party right? Shouldn't that be in line with the Norf FC way of thinking?

The tories aren't right wing in terms of immigration. That's a meme.

Conservative is a party that only looks after the rich.

Northeners are left wing and vote for the labour party. There's a certain type of right wing northerner who's norf fc etc but they're a small minority.

Fucking Alan

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love me XXXX
love me servo meat lie
love me footy (can refer to like three separate sports)
love me falcon
love me winnies
hate farkin greenies
hate farkin chinkies
hate farkin crocs
simple as cunt

Love taxes
Love socialism
Love EU
Love immigrants
Love pakis
Love niggers
Love sandniggers
Love kebab
Love pinapple on pizza
Love getting raped

'ate personal wealth
'ate nationalists
'ate large corporations
'ate Trump

Simple as

based POC
could do with one of him in this world cup

can you explain

XXXX
servo meat lie
falcon
winnies
greenies

forgot I love me fuckin fishin

Only economically.

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xxxx is a beer brewed here in qld
servo meat pie is a meat pie from the petrol station
falcon is a ford falcon, a popular car with bogans
winnies are a cigarette
greenies are the green party
I'm speaking plain english here lad dont act a gronk

wtf I love norf now
come here you red shirt shithouse

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so they're very slightly to the left on social issues according to that data

bogans seem friendly and non threatening relative to chavs in UK/Irl and white trash in America

>satire account
In reality these types of people tend to love blacks, it's just islam they don't like.

Bit early to start on the cider in the SU bar isn't it Hugo

yeah black hatred is really just a niche thing for souf fc fans, although they've abandoned it too now

Nobody in Nottinghamshire considers themselves northern. Near enough everyone considers Nottingham as the east midlands.

>le bigger immigration numbers than blair's new labour face

well they are not

Yeah.

In Castleford, Wakefield, St Helens, Warrington etc they don't even have football teams. Not in the sense that they're shit, but that professional or even semi professional teams don't exist.

Rugby league attracts the true working class and football, largely, attracts the underclass and the casual viewer. Of course there are exceptions but as a general rule the Lancashire and Yorkshire Norfmen who like league are far more traditional and less ngubu friendly than footeh lads

note really. northerners (and the working class in general) are centre right socially, left wing economically. nothern commie sjw types exist too but are the minority not the norm.

Norf is labour/ukip territory. Tories are all down south.

see

Half the country opposing all migration and only half the country isn't left wing. At least not in this day and age

and only half the country supporting gay marriage*

they're either slightly to the left or about the same as souf fc

who did they survey?
don’t tell me about my country faggot

>post survey evidence
>don't tell me about my cunt-ree ya pooftah

Whatever, it's a yougov survey, ask the person who posted it originally for the source.

I have the yougov app on my phone simply to vote for the most outlandish option regardless of whether I believe it. pollsters btfo

he'll be crying into his truffles today now bruce has gone

>Hate albanians
>Hate bosnian muslims
>Hate croats
>Hate bulgarians
>Hate hungarians
>Hate vatican
>Hate my wife
>Love rakija
Simple as

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>love me constitution
>love me 2nd amendment
>love me flag
>love super duty pickup trucks
>love bud light
>love the troops
>love our boys in blue
>love college football

>hate mexicans
>hate foreign cars
>hate the liberal elite
>hate the environment
>hate taxes
>hate fuel economy
>hate college
>hate minorities

Gary isn't a big fan of Alan
twitter.com/garylineker/status/814879580825812992?lang=en

Does anyone have the tweet where he told Gary to fuck off and stop being a cunt?

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>love cricket
>love curry
>love my village
>hate cities
>hate pakis
>hate britishers
Simple as

Unfortunately yes

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So who does midul represent? Are they similar to the norf ?

twitter.com/BarryStanton44?lang=en

THE NEW FUNNY ACCOUNTS

twitter.com/anglowaffen

Spent a year in Preston. How Norf am I?

depends, how much beer and drugs did you consume while you were there?

the fix is in

You mean poorfags? If so, mostly Rayo Vallecano and Atlético in Madrid

nobody wants middul
norf think of them from being from the souf and souf think of them from being from the norf

no pooftas, like wooly woofters

>hate my life
>love my family

Simple as.

BASADO

fuck off Derbyshire is god's county

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>tfw want to move NORF but have ambiguous southern poofter accent

Jdimsa

Move to Leicestershire, it's the souf of the midul.
Then slowly work up to Derbyshire, South Yorkshire then propa norf la

>NOT racist just don't like them simple as
über kek

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>that Jock who got absolutely no (You)s for a high effort post ITT

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That feel when scotch-irish ancestry... Also I'm Chad and I fucked your crush sorry nothing personal kid

fucking hell I just clocked him

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crewe is the boundary

>what i want is simple. bacon, gammon an egg bap with side of toad in hole. room temprature carling. brexit papers signed an my fucking country back. cheers
based.

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Yeah no... I have blue and green eyed whites on both sides of my family.

the parody accounts aren’t very accurate because they conflate ethnonationalist nazis with good norf patriots. most norfs fookin ‘ate actual racists m8. they are xenophobic but not racist.

actual racism is pretty much limited to middle class internet nerds on /pol/ and maybe a few hundred working class skin heads.

kek

honestly stop, you just make it funnier also lose weight

>>love me mama
>>love pasta
>>love red wine
>>love 1-0s
>Not a Fascist I just love Mussolini. Simplico as.
Fucking kek.

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Are you guys really that seething that good genetic stock left Europe for America and the blood is still pure in some parts of the US?

Also check those quads you pussies..chad ameribro with pure celtic aryan genes coming through.

We're middul, but the Notts/Derbyshire accent sounds northern to southerners

ILSON REPRESENT

>being this defensive just because we're ribbing americans for always desperately claiming their european heritage

>being so desperate to claim european ancestry that you think some fucking repeating digits confirms it

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pooftas means gays