/trans/ - Portuguese League and rumours Edition

baseadão

>not watching the superior BT sport version

#
Liverpool wont spend big money on him because of his age, hes not even a great fit anyway, Klopp shoehorned him into the team because he was an inherited player

Nu tried repost, Liverpool have only spent money on 2 27 year olds or older since fsg have bought the club btw (Klavan and Lambert)

>Ryan Gauld [Sporting Lisbon - Farense] Free

Should have stayed in Scotland lad.

>Ryan Gauld [Sporting Lisbon - Farense] Free
>"the Scottish Messi" ends up in the Portuguese second tier
wow

>Tottenham are prepared to offer Roma cash and either Toby Alderwerield or Moussa Sissoko in an attempt to sign Nicolo Zaniolo, who is valued at around £45m, according to Corriere dello Sport.

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based

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for me it's caen

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They didn't just buy a young Croatian talent so they're cringe.

way better crest tho

For me it’s Parriz saynt Germans

>voluntarily losing IQ points by watching chris sutton and robbie savage argue
Don’t do this to yourself

>Ravel Morrison [Ostersunds FK - Sheffield United] Free
Watch in awe as Chris Wilder turns the petulant young boy into a responsible adult and consummate professional

Fernandes to Liverpool confirmed
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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You could at least give it a few days before trying that again, lad.

How important are transfers in the american football league compared to european football? Are they also just a bunch of mercs?

Funny every day you bitter Evertonian cunt

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Wtf is Atletico even planning this season with all the changes.

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Planning on third place and a cup run, like always

This is gonna be long. I love you all except that one guy.

Inter Milan expected to make a new offer of £60m plus add-ons for Manchester United striker Romelu Lukaku this week, Sky sources understand.

>Now let's turn to the latest developments on Neymar, who has told PSG he wants to leave - and if the Brazil forward does go, we understand it would be a money plus players deal.

Norwich have agreed to sign West Ham full-back Sam Byram for £750,000

>More news coming out overnight from Western Australia, where Man Utd are currently on tour, with the club increasingly confident of signing goalkeeper David de Gea to a new long-term contract, Sky Sports News understands.

Meanwhile, Gareth Bale's agent, Jonathan Barnett, has told talkSPORT that contrary to some reports, Spurs have not made a bid to re-sign the Wales forward from Real Madrid. "I do not comment on rubbish," said the super agent.

>Arsenal boss Unai Emery said he is still waiting for a decision from Laurent Koscielny after the captain refused to travel with the squad for their pre-season tour to the US.

Sky Sports News' Kaveh Solhekol believes Manchester United are more determined than rivals Manchester City to sign Leicester and England centre-back Harry Maguire.

>Frank Lampard says he wants Callum Hudson-Odoi to commit his long-term future to Chelsea amid interest in the winger from Bayern Munich.

Eintracht Frankfurt striker Sebastian Haller is on his way to London for a West Ham medical, the German club have confirmed, for a deal thought to be worth £45m.

>Chelsea manager Frank Lampard has confirmed that Ethan Amapdu is set to go on loan this season and reveals he tried to sign the 18-year-old for Derby last season.

Sky sources understand Laurent Koscielny may have played his last game for Arsenal, who are open to letting him go provided valuation is met.

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>Sky sources understand Arsenal are interested in Gremio forward Everton Soares.

Barcelona will offer Paris Saint-Germain £35m plus Philippe Coutinho and Ousmane Dembele for Neymar, according to AS.

>We understand four clubs are in for Fulham midfielder Jean Michael Seri. The 27-year-old wants to leave England this summer and is currently mulling over his next move while on holiday following the Africa Cup of Nations.

Roma are prepared to make Gonzalo Higuain their captain in an attempt to sign him from Juventus, according to Corriere dello Sport.

>Could James Rodriguez be swapping Real Madrid for Atletico Madrid? The Colombian is keen and so are Atletico, according to Marca in Spain. Napoli have also pursued Rodriguez but been unable to agree a fee with Real and the player would prefer to link up with Diego Simeone, says this latest report.

Victor Lindelof has reaffirmed his commitment to Manchester United after his agent raised doubts about his future.

>Celtic manager Neil Lennon has been speaking about Kieran Tierney after the club rejected a second bid from Arsenal. The Hoops are thought to value the Scotland left-back at £25m, but Sky Sports News understands the structure of the Gunners' latest offer has failed to tempt Celtic into cashing in.

Leicester City have no plans to buy a new central defender in this transfer window, even if Harry Maguire leaves for Manchester United or Manchester City, Sky Sports News understands

>Sheffield United have announced the signing of Ravel Morrison on a one-year deal with the option of an extension following a successful trail period.

Sofiane Boufal is set to leave Southampton permanently and join Patrick Vieira's Nice, according to L'Equipe.

>Talks are progressing over a deal for Tottenham’s Kieran Trippier to join Atletico Madrid, according to Sky sources.

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>Barcelona will offer Paris Saint-Germain £35m plus Philippe Coutinho and Ousmane Dembele for Neymar, according to AS.

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>Maguire playing a Leicester match tonight
so Duncan Castles lied? what happened to agreed fee and medical today?

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Lewis O’Brien has signed a new contract with Huddersfield Town, running until the end of June 2022, with the club holding the option of an additional year’s extension.

>Now for a bit of a bonkers one from Spain... Barcelona have exercised their option to repurchase Marc Cucurella for €4m (£3.6m) after the left-back impressed on loan to Eibar last term.

Paris Saint-Germain have announced the signing of defender Abdou Diallo from Borussia Dortmund.

>Barcelona are set to rival Liverpool and pursue Real Betis full-back Junior Firpo, according to Mundo Deportivo.

As part of negotiations over a deal for Kieran Trippier, Tottenham have been offered the chance to sign Atletico Madrid striker Angel Correa, Sky Sports News understands.

>Tottenham are prepared to offer Roma cash and either Toby Alderwerield or Moussa Sissoko in an attempt to sign Nicolo Zaniolo, who is valued at around £45m, according to Corriere dello Sport.

We understand Tottenham defender Kieran Trippier will fly to Spain tomorrow and is pencilled in for a medical with Atletico Madrid.

>Harry Maguire has been included in Leicester's squad for their first pre-season game of the summer, when they face Scunthorpe United tonight, Sky Sports News understands.

Sky Sources: Everton have agreed a deal in principle with RB Leipzig for the transfer of Ademola Lookman. The fee is worth up to £22.5m, and the deal likely to go through in the next 24 hours.

>Fiorentina look to have missed out on Dario Benedetto as his agent confirms a deal has been agreed to take him to Olympique Marseille.

Speculation is mounting that Roma want to replace Stephan El Shaarawy with PSV winger Steven Bergwijn.

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>Haller to West Ham

deserve to play for a better team

>Lazio have agreed a deal to sign Chievo midfielder Sofian Kiyine for a reported €4m.

Sky Sport Italia is reporting a deal to take Atalanta defender Gianluca Mancini to Roma is done for €26m.

>Milan are reportedly ‘serious’ about bringing in Liverpool defender Dejan Lovren this summer.

Milan are reportedly thinking about offering Hakan Calhanoglu in exchange for RB Leipzig defender Dayot Upamecano.

>Benfica have agreed a reported €15m fee with Juventus for goalkeeper Mattia Perin.

Parma have reportedly clinched a double deal for Atalanta pair Andreas Cornelius and Dejan Kulusevski.

>Jordan Veretout is on the verge of joining Roma for €17m plus €2m in bonuses, as the Fiorentina man also agreed personal terms at €2.7m per year.

Sevilla have completed the signing of FC Porto midfielder Oliver Torres on a five-year contract, the club have confirmed.

>Arsenal are ‘a step away’ from completing the season-long loan signing of Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos, according to Diario AS.

Tottenham and Wolverhampton Wanderers are among the clubs chasing out-of-favour Atletico Madrid forward Angel Correa, say Diario AS.

>Atletico Madrid have agreed a deal to sign Espanyol defender Mario Hermoso with confirmation expected soon, report Marca.

PSV to sign 21-year-old defender Olivier Boscagli from OGC Nice later today, according to L'Équipe

>Brest reportedly agree deal to sign 21-year-old OGC Nice left-back Romain Perraud, player to sign a 4-year contract

Olympiakos have approached Lille for 24-year-old attacking midfielder Yassine Benzia

>Eintracht Frankfurt have granted French striker Sebastien Haller permission to travel to West Ham for a medical ahead of a £45m deal

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>playing at Scunthorpe United
Grim.

Rennes accept €8m bid from Lille for midfielder & captain Benjamin André; player will undergo a medical today

>29-year-old Argentine attacker Dario Benedetto agrees terms with Marseille; negotiations advanced with Boca Juniors over €16m transfer

Lyon have in recent hours beaten Juventus to the signing of 16-year-old Laval forward Eli Wissa (L'Éq)

>AS Monaco announce the return of Academy Director Bertrand Reuzeau from PSG

Espanyol in fee negotiations with Montpellier for Ruben Aguilar; the right-back was close to Monaco, but ASM want to sell Djibril Sidibé firs

>FC Porto have made an opening bid worth less than €5m for German goalkeeper Kevin Trapp to PSG

20-year-old Angolan defensive midfielder Manuel "Show" Cafumana to sign for Lille for €2m

>Angers set to sign Montenegrin goalkeeper Danijel Petkovic from FC Lorient

29-year-old ex-Toulouse left-back François Moubandjé underwent a medical with Dinamo Zagreb yesterday ahead of signing a 3-year deal

>The Guardian's @JacobSteinberg reporting that Sébastien Haller's agent is in talks with another club (not Manchester United) still & thus the Frenchman's move to West Ham is not a done deal.

Clermont interested in 24-year-old midfield outcast Farès Bahlouli (Lille

>French attacker Marcus Coco will undergo a medical with Nantes tomorrow ahead of a €3m move from EA Guingamp

24-year-old midfielder Yann Bodiger quits Toulouse for Cadiz

>27-year-old midfielder Stef Peeters bought by Cercle Brugge from Caen

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OGC Nice are in advanced negotiations with Southampton to sign Sofiane Boufal, who has agreed to join Les Aiglons; talks oscillating around the €10m mark, set to be Sir Jim Ratcliffe's 1st signing

>Le Progrès claim that Bruno Génésio is currently in England for talks to become Newcastle manager on a 4-year contract. Seems strange...

Le Progrès are convinced: "Bruno Genesio, who was on holiday, returned yesterday to Lyon, before heading to Newcastle, to conclude the formalisation of a new experience."

>AS Monaco have agreed a €13m deal to sign Lille captain & central defender Adama Soumaoro - he is currently undergoing a medical with the Principality side. (RMC)

Lille close €17m including bonuses deal with Trabzonspor for Yusuf Yazici; medical at the end of this week

>Lille held a meeting yesterday to choose between the offers they've received for Nicolas Pépé, according to La Voix du Nord

Lille captain Adama Soumaoro will join AS Monaco for €13m later today, subject to a medical

>32-year-old Brest defender Anthony Weber closing in on a move to Caen

20-year-old attacker Lamine Ghezali to join Châteauroux on loan from St Étienne

>31-year-old French defender Thomas Heurtaux wants to quit Ankaragücü, who aren't paying his wages; he's attracting interest from Maccabi Haifa, Amiens & Panathinaikos

Real Sociedad had a 20% sell-on fee percentage clause for Antoine Griezmann & will be taking €24m from his €120m move from Atletico Madrid to Barcelona. (FF)

>Claims that PSG have received an offer for Neymar from Barcelona are false, according to Le Parisien.

Alexander Nübel's agent has denied claims Borussia Dortmund have been in contact to sign the Schalke goalkeeper

>Borussia Mönchengladbach expect to complete the signing of Marcus Thuram for €10m-€12m; Gladbach sporting director Max Eberl: "We have a good feeling & I hope we’re on the home stretch."

aaaaand done

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>bricklayer league
not a fan

>/arse/ think Dani Alves is a possibility

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Pretty sure they have been 2nd 2 years in a row m8

Sauce on girl

I never forgot

Top 6 EPL clubs and 10 highest transfer fees, Thoughts?

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Yea Forums

Also bold text means they’re still at the club

>le make sure theyre not integers on the table so it looks accurate

Comes out to around the 300m asking price if you do the math

If you ignore Dembele and Coutinhos market value vastly decreasing since their transfers

according to whom?

rolling

would like to cum on a girl's face haha

Me

Rolling for boavista/Guinarães

>Keita was €54
Sure as hell aren’t getting their money’s worth out of that guy.

>Pogba is not leaving Utd and will be named Captain

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>no one paying us a ridiculous sum for this shitter
>better keep the cancer

who or what is unknown t?

Didn’t watch Liverpool that much last season, but games i saw him he seemed decent

Apparently it's with a release clause, so if he performs he will be

He is good, just always injured.

he was fine, occasionally very good
and injured for like half the season so not worth having there imo
this was cool though

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>bringing in a bunch of players while the dressing room is still >toxic
Oh.

>29-year-old ex-Toulouse left-back François Moubandjé underwent a medical with Dinamo Zagreb yesterday ahead of signing a 3-year deal
I don't get why this has happened, other than Gavranovic already playing there. I guess he's accepted that Benito is the backup LB for the NT now.

Lads. How to release terrible gas?

the lads and lasses have arrived safely in yankland

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get down on all fours with your arse in the air

Why doesnt he just shave it all off

klopp dumped his wife again?

>sam byram

What the fuck happened to this guy

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went to west ham

>starts fucking the players girls again

What's his problem?

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Wait which player is dating Dillion Harper's twin?

robbo scumwave

they're not the players' girls, they're the liverpool women's team
they#re doing a joint tour

fab

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bad injury last season and on decent money at west ham. good player though, even if he is only going to be backup.

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>joint tour
this will lead to nothing but problems
put a bunch of women and men together in a closed environment and at least one pair will fuck. strictly come dancing is well known for it

im sure the players' wifes/husbands are thrilled with this

I get a feeling if he ended up playing for let's say Southampton or Crystal Palace or something instead of West Ham he would be a back-up for England right now. Why do they ruin so many players, and how do they do it?

Almost all of the Liverpool team are deeply religious.

so its even worse. they'll be depraved trying to fight those very strong urges

and those that aren't (hendo, ads lallana) will be too busy shagging each other

How do you know Hendo isn't religious?

not a fan of Portuguese rumors
kill yourself and make a /tugao/, mong nigger

he's gay.

He's at Norwich now.

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Being gay means God hates him, not necessarily vice versa

Klopp sent Sakho home and sold him for playing practical jokes on pre-season, he takes pre-season as the most serious part of season, it's not like they're gonna be sitting round getting drunk together

I'd do a joint tour with the one on the right if you catch my drift

>Klopp sent Sakho home and sold him for playing practical jokes on pre-season

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how many religious white british 28 year old men do you know?

So are most priests

Could you elaborate on that?

theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/27/was-mamadou-sakhos-mock-interview-too-much-for-liverpools-jurgen-klopp

missy mo-kearns
she's a good scouse lass

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norwich transfer strategy is clearly based on football manager

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honestly, that looks terrible

its true. but its because Sakho was joking around with while sightseeing and Klopp got triggered and immediately went passive aggressive
youtube.com/watch?v=Hx-j2Bl2Asw

it was the diet pills, klopp never forgave him for costing us the CL qualification, him being anything but diligent and low-key that summer was a huge mistake

I wonder if any Portuguese boomer remembers this guy

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is that drnic guy any good
i dont have a transfer fee to speculate and pre judge him by

>Portuguese rumours
>Implying wolves are going to sign anyone
>Implying Nuno isn't getting found out this season

Didn’t realise Klopp was such an autist

kek you can tell he's pissed as fuck at him. I bet he screamed at him in private

He's German

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Of course we do

Heard he has a hotel named Boavista now in Romenia. We also remember Sapunaru

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He's been injured a lot, but somehow manages to score for the national team any time he gets a game

Who's Ampadu going on loan to, then?

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only 4 of them are for the first team this season tbf, and even then they're not guaranteed starting places.

Fahrmann, Roberts, Byram and Drmic. All have either hit bad patches of form or had injuries last season. Cheap but risky, the strategy has worked so far though.

he was a bosman but his previous club did want him to sign a new deal. backup for pukki

Peter Moore?

unironically watching prisoner of azkaban this very second

>ampadu joins the chelsea loancucks

Is this the end of his career?

Vitesse of course

I'd let her play with my balls and then I'd score

what's a good vegetable substitute for chicken in fajitas?

You'd play a friendly scrimmage with her?

Good signing?

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said this is the last thread, but £20m shouldn't be enough for a "top" fullback
he'll almost certainly be shite but i'm surprised spurs haven't squeezed more out of them

Mushrooms, maybe? If you want something with some texture.

Real Madrid feeling like Rick Flair rn (right now)

i was thinking mushrooms or just potato

Tofu

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rather eat my own poo
i hate tofu, it makes me wanna boke

Beef.

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Hes old

if you have loadsamoney then then vivera stuff is pretty good
advice is just to not be vegetarian

He said vegetable, not vegetarian. The vegetarian alternative would just be Quorn pieces

looks like dogfood

28 for a full back is pretty young desu

Disgusting

Tofu is a vegetable, right?

For real though, heart of palm

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Absolutely revolting

No it isn't, they're expected to run the line all game

And he is 29 in 2 months

Still don't understand why all these big clubs have been linked with Trippier. Juve, Napoli, Buyern and now Atletico.
I'll admit he is probably the best crosser of the ball at Spurs, but even barring his shit season this year, he is pretty average

acidentally clicked on the nfl thread

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i guess there just aren't that many full backs about

>or Moussa Sissoko
NO

Timofte is quintessencial boavistão-core

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Lads. How the fuck is Machamp able to learn flamethrower?

twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1151204937470291968

Bjorn on the river

Same way Starmie can learn Thunderbolt

But starmie doesn’t even have a mouth

pokemon isn't real

Neither does Staryu but it's described as carnivorous.

Neither is the Premier League

The absolute state of Sheffield's transfers
the quality of people they're signing makes it look like they just got promoted to the championship, not the premier league

Prove it

Apologies for poor engrish

where were you when Astone Veela spent one hundred million in the transfer window?

I was sitting in my pants eating plantain chips

This only the CL is lol

In /trans/ having fulham flashbacks

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Snorlax is real tho. She gave birth to you

Ornstein quits bbc
gone to work for USA

>Comparing Villa's market to Fulhams trolley dash

Basic bitch

Also that sofa is fucking ugly, did that dumb bitch get it from DFS?

>Also that sofa is fucking ugly
it's good looking by slav standards

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Suicide

is messi a leader?

>Pookaku valued at 60m
please just end this nightmare now

as much as mummy may is

Negative iq post

>please just end this nightmare now

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thumbnail looks like rooney

He'd still be the best player at Utd right now.

he needed to leave the toxic uk tabloids

looks like that bloke from mum with a beard

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May did NOTHING wrong!

FUCK BREXITERS AND FUCK LABOUR!

Erm. Sweety have you heard of David De Gea?

>FUCK BREXITERS AND FUCK LABOUR!
i agree
>May did NOTHING wrong!
i disagree

>We are delighted to confirm the signing of @BjornEngels from Stade Reims

Absolutely based

Theresa may is solely responsible for the rise of violent knife crime in Britain

thats sadiq 'islamic cunt' khan

Nope, it's solely down to Theresa's police cuts

Voting Tory is murder

>Maguire playing for Leicester right now
so what the fuck?! I thought this transfer was done

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Is it autistic to be pissed off at a player who is late to things and act disrespectfully?

If Sakho didn't realise he was in trouble there though he might be the autist.

Only preseason, but sounds like Muric is having an absolute disaster for Forest against Olympiacos

Is the correct answer. How can Khan keep people safe when the government are cutting police numbers year on year.

based elephant

>ree throw more money at it
the scousers are here

Prevention is better than a cure, his job as head of the local authority is to create a culture where people don't feel the need to knife one another

Yes. And if you don’t realise that, you’re autistic.

How would you have dealt with it?

H-ha ha Sakho, k-keep filming, great participation in the team ha ha.

It's nice reminiscing, he is a family friend of sorts

>create a culture where people don't feel the need to knife one another
And he'll do it by importing more violent third worlders!

>lfc run the country
>suddenly swiss living standards without spending a penny
hmm yes, how terrible

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Yes. Obviously you autist.

People are inherently evil, if there is no police around they will try to get away with whatever they can

Kudos to the Tories though for tricking dumb cunts like you into thinking that the result of their terrible leadership is all labours fault

Alright, good talk.

>ole management style
never works, if you let them take the piss you end up with a dressing room of dabbers

There are plenty of police around, they're just focused on serious crimes like identity fraud and online hate speech. The "bobby on the beat" model is an obsolete Victorian relic

You wouldn't believe the amount of mental health / social work shit that the Police get lumbered with

xDDDD Spurs thinking the rest of Europe dont know they are jewish conmen

Not to mention the police don't feel safe doing their job if they get outnumbered

Can we talk about transfers again now

ok bab

Lets talk about how Villa are keeping this window alive

>hate the police
>hate police cuts
tis a difficult one to reconcile for those of us on the liberal left

Saved

>hate racial profile
>hate dead blacks
what a headfuck

Can't believe they have only announced one player today

Been slow for them

>conceded 3 goals in a half, and was apparently at fault for 2
Though it is only preseason and he's still young. If he ends up being shit I'm sure there are some other goalkeepers coming through Swiss academies who are eligible for Kosovo

It looks like Augsburg are trying the old 'give a manager players from his domestic league' route, since they're looking at Mvogo and Ruegg after having already bought Vargas

>implying we care
now be a good goyim

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what is /trans/ watching?
youtube.com/watch?v=82mfjRYYc3k

Why are Arsenal and Spurs linked to the same players
Is there genuine interest from both sides or is it manufactured

i vaguely recollect watching some videos about tornado hunters this morning whilst i was still half asleep
i think i'll try to pick up where i left off

He tried the old "Cruyff turn in your own box" trick. Actually just about managed to get away with that one, but had butterfingers on a few shots, and that's what they conceded from.

Bjorn Engles YouTube montage

>Cruyff turn in your own box
Yeah, you can't really do that as a goalkeeper unless you're about the same level as Neuer or ter Stegen

Playing as Portugal in EU4 rn lads

cam on The New Saints

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hard as nails that one

dont understand
is he threatening to brush my teeth?

jesus dude, delet this before a mod sees it

As soon as Pogdab leaves

This is what I imagine most british kids are like ages 9-15

Herr Kloppo has bigger tits than her

have Birmingham made any signings yet, lads?

They sacked their manager and have sold some players, including their captain

You're not wrong

If you don't colonize the whole American coast you're a noob

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They swapped their record signing with villas 8th choice midfielder

Villa send a bit of extra money over to cover the midfielders wages

They used the money to sack their manager

>giving up the homeland

not based

It continues into early adulthood in some cases

Seems like it permeates into late adulthood with some Bongs. I’ve literally never seen a bigger, more uselessly aggressive man-child than DT the YouTube football personality cunt. God I retch seeing white british guys growing out that gross mujahadeen neckbeard like DT. Is this some weird London metro area trend? For whites to look like literal goatfuckers

>DT
>white

haha

Genuine question why are white british guys sporting the mujahadeen neckbeard more often now

Londoners aren't British and DT isn't white, blud.

>Fred

>Londoners aren't British
haha THIS!

haha

TNS did it lads through to the next round of CL

Reminder that TNS have won more CL games this season than Spuds

/trans/ BASED EDITION

De Ligt has LANDED

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state of them bluenoses, proper club to invite for our shitty pre-season tournament

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>the got a cheap athletic sub earlier this year

bases

Mark my words. He will do very poorly.

Actually being gay is god’s punishment for turning from him

this smells like a flop

Surprised they could afford the flights tbqhwy

>De Rossi to Boca Juniors
What the fuck

flown easyjet lad

You probably didn’t realize it because Germans are all autists

Your boyfriends cum

Gotta go back to work and feel like killing myself lads
Shall be getting a new job

For me, it's Anthem For No State (formerly Railroads) by Canadian post-rock group, Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

youtube.com/watch?v=NBJoNhcArN4

finally

I only saw him play with England against Croatia, and with Tottenham against Liverpool, and both times his legs gave up on him before the end of the game. I wouldn't spend more than 20M either

>godspeed
>post-rock in general
Absolutely based.

This is a sin

What the fuck is "nutritional yeast"? It sounds like a drug more than a food ingredient

How has he gone from an england starter to a £20m spanish import?

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I want to vomit
That woman should get the death penalty for crimes against pasta

how is Wesley (pic related) going to do in the premier league for Aston Villa?

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literal superfood
tastes shite like but who cares

Also "salad dressing". Absolutely disgusting, just eat the fucking vegetables you fucking fat turd cunt. Jesus Christ free us from this evil.
I hate Americans

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I feel sorry for his hairline

Actually get to fuck

>eating plain lettuce without any french dressing/balsamic on it
i'd rather eat tofu

pls respond

Lettuce isn’t food.

Lettuce is nice.

Next time you make tacos, consider using a lettuce leaf instead of a tortilla shell

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The only things you can put on a salad are salt, pepper, extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar. If you put anything else, unironically kill yourself because you're making the world a much worse place.

lettuce has a nice texture and some lettuce has decent flavour (i'm thinking peppery ones)
but you still need some dressing to set them off

>salt, pepper, extra virgin olive oil
i mean that's basically french dressing if you add a little acid

It's not the flight they can't afford

It's the train to Birmingham international from duddeston

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Hopefully next benteke lad

Hes shit

If vegans don’t eat this stuff they literally suffer neurodegenerative disease from b12 deficiency(b12 is not found in plant foods, yeast is not a plant)

are you a villa fan?

Vetenarians often have problems because people will feed their rabbits nothing but lettuce and the rabbits will starve. There is no nutritional value to lettuce. No calories, hardly any fiber, no micronutrients. It exists as a garnish or to hold food like a lettuce wrap.

chances are most vegetarians are healthier than you tubs

>Moussa Sissoko
what the fuck...

Yep

you mean Dave the Faggot?

>de gay

>Dave the Faggot
haha

I think you mean Dave the LEGEND

it’s crazy seeing benteke in the list of Liverpool’s most expensive transfers

Doesn't the dude in that video have a youtube channel where he uploads videos of himself eating and crying?

WAHEY

lel fag

DT has that beard to cover up his laughable lack of chin and jawline. Look up some old AFTV videos of him and you'll see what I mean

how coukd a millionaire footballer resist any one of these?

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>to return to his home country of Sevilla

clearly mispelt county you retard

NEED Big JWH to sign Alex Morgan

Sturridge at the back trying to sneak back into Anfield.

Chernobyl

There are much better, whiter ways to cover up a shit chin/jaw

Any user FC transfer rumors? I heard they were about to sign a GF

Deal fell through due to financial irregularities.

>sevilla
>county

For me it's Belenses

twitter.com/RamboFYI/status/1151247369595498503

He's coming home lads, literally crying so happy rn

>WATCH OUR LEAGUE!!!!!

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for me, it's setúbal

>For a third straight summer it appears as if GF will be transferring from user FC. (Daily Mail)
>GF has been linked with several promising clubs with Future Doctor FC, Gymnasion Trainers and Black Bull Daquan being in the running for the starlet (Wife's Sun)

Just raid wherever they keep the aliens

It's died with rushden leaving

He's giving me big Sam at Bolton vibes, Europa league hear they come

>£53 milion, for fred

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>Wife’s Sun
Got me there, thenk for the laugh

Your surgically removed penis

I hope you quarantined yourself for 24 hours as standard protocol

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Good god there's some utter shite in there.
City's got it right more than any other club judging from this.

Can you cunts stop posting scouse filth on here

I'm not sure which is funnier here. Carroll for Liverpool or Bent for Spurs

Do other leagues use virtual ads? For the Bundesliga it just got approved last season and only Dortmund really used it because they are the only ones with the hardware installed. In the future there are supposed to be software solutions as well. This can generate some nice additional money.

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Man Utd should sign Zaniolo because he’s cute and so is his sister
Fuck Spuds

Just sign more players lel

It's frustrating, not to be cliche but he had several flashes of brilliance during the season. But he kept getting injured right when it seemed like he was start to gel. Rough but oh well

this is a little too jewish for me

>Pulisic is the third most expensive Chelsea transfer in history
fucking odd timeline this is

Based.

>Mangala not even making the list
City just hiding their shit transfers with loads more expensive ones, plus there is still dispute over the actual fees paid, which is not surprising, when you look at their funding structure.

i hate /trans/

>ever getting rid of Sissoko
NO WAY.

>its dairy onions and gluten free
>proceeds to pour in dairy gluten and probably onions to make shitty mac and cheese
Why are americans so dumb, all fucking yeast is dairy onions and gluten free and you know what else has all those vitamins? Unfiltered and unpasteurised beer and ale, i.e. craft beer, which taste a lot better and is probably cheaper than this meme "superfood".

>craft beer

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I almost exclusively eat oats with milk, or oat milk.

I just told you its s o y free, dumbass. Hate how the brainwashed idiots in here suck corporate dick and actually think industrial produced trash is better than handmade and natural food and drink. Just because a lot of faggy tree huggers take it too far doesnt mean the toxic waste that your jew overlords feed you is better.

Oats contain phytic acid, avoid at all costs

from 2017
90min.com/posts/5340064-la-liga-will-reportedly-block-psg-from-triggering-neymar-s-220m-release-clause
>Although PSG didn't pay the clause we will denounce them.
>They cannot make a number in which their commercial rights are greater than those of Real Madrid and Barcelona.
>nobody would believes this
Why all the drama?

we cyberpunk now lads

Yeah football is a mafia thing otherwise makebelieve clubs like psg and man city wouldn't be allowed to operate

>home country of Sevilla

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Poor planning by Madrid all round. Can't get rid of weak players(insistent on sales based on personal reasons) and can't pull off a good signing. They sold Robben in the past by telling him we needed the money. Perez should fire everyone.

Cocentrao

mangala was £30m

> It was however reported 18 months into his contract that the fee was more in the region of £42m due to spiralling costs as a result of Mangala's split ownership at Porto, with City having to pay in the region of £18m to two companies which owned over 40% of Mangala's economic rights.
Still would not make their top ten, just pointing out how retardedly high all of Shittys transfer fees have been, plenty more trash that didnt make their list, but would have for most other clubs.

REMINDER: Newcastle have 1 (one) striker after selling Joselu to Alaves. That striker is Yoshinori Muto.

Brörppp sploropooöoöropooppp pfthlathathahthaphhhhhthhhhhhhgghhhhhhh phew that’s over with now I can g-AHHHH BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF oh my god I can’t stop

Phytic acid is a meme m8

I member

Ashley said were buying Joelinton for £36m you fucking idiot

Dwight Gayle is still there.

Reminder
>Aaron Ramsey earns 400k/week
>Pogba's transfer cost Man Utd £198m
>Alexis Sanchez earns 700k/week
>Alisson transfer cost Liverpool £100m

Only one of these things is true

>Oxford United goalkeeper Max Harris has signed his first professional contract with the club.

>The 19-year-old joined the club as a scholar and has kept goal for both the U18 and U23 sides, as well as appearing for the first team this pre-season.

>He has now signed a unique deal which will see him play for Oxford while continuing his education at Hartpury College.

They have Dwight Gayle. Luke Charman and Elias Sorensen also.

another flawless victory for boomers

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they are all true

>implying millenials will ever be able to retire

>reee wheres my free house when I plan to retire
why not instead of relying on everyone else to sort your problems, put money in a pension and then at 55 yrs old, take out the 25% lump sum and buy a property with that?

fat cunt opposite me keeps sniffing and breathing loudly and yawning and getting his fat sweaty hot breath across the table into my face
and he's watching something about cars on his phone

the heart disease can't come soon enough for these cunts

Joke on you lad. They are playing with false 9 this season.

>all this counter-seething over Rapinoe being a twat
footballscotland.co.uk/spfl/scottish-premiership/megan-rapinoe-not-your-enemy-16586283

Imagine going to these lengths to defend her. Dear me.

labour fan here. cant wait for based jezza to get in so I can get my free house

jft96 ynwa 6 times

Imagine being poor. Fucking state.

plenty of people rent
typically because they are shit with money and struggle to save for a deposit

in all honesty, retirement scares the shit out of me. Id rather stack shelves part time and keep my pathetic life busy

state

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Overreaction
It’s cool to hate him though

1984 lads. 1984 Police State. Fucking State of this country, lads.

it is cool to hate shit people

if she wasn't a yank I'd really like her

>Fifa 20 will not feature Juventus, after Konami, the games company that makes Pro Evolution Soccer 2020, signed an exclusive deal with the club.

hope you two are trolling lads

Barton is a cunt

>modern football

Is this a joke?

feeling thirsty lads

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phwoar
fair play chelshit that'a a beaut

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Bet you think Tommy Robinson was convicted of journalism too

youtu.be/SR4WFYjl8B8

>those colours combination
REEEEEEEEEE

based russian oligarchs still showing their dominance in london

actually kinda like this one

you ready?

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Never would've happened on FIFA 1972 baka

Staunch

>we want the Lyon audience

Huddersfield win the trophy for worst kit

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eh, didn't realise these were on TV, thanks friend.

this is a joke surely?

looks kind of cool and awful at the same time

The absolute fucking STATE

oh my days

Biggest team in london la, we've got a World Cup

Good move by Konami. Hopefully they make more such deals. PES > Fifa

I hope Paddy Power is paying them massive amounts for that. Looks like those beauty pageant sashes.

It's not real you plebs

Oh no

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No it's not, his job is glorified transport minister

>it's not real you plebs
I need to filter Ireland, they know nothing about football, bandwagon Liverpool and just shitpost.

htafc.com/news/2019/july/towns-201920-home-kit-is-revealed/

It's literally on their website you cunt.

Three year contract
So he'll be around for the season in league one

Feel more confident about my teams season now one of the relegation spots are confirmed

It's literally a marketing ploy you idiot

Just seen this. Surely the sponsor placement is just a PadfyPower "bantz" joke? If that's the genuine kit then fucking hell.

True Geordie reaction video when

How? Are they going to cancel it after a "fan backlash"?

>It's literally a marketing ploy you idiot

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Please gamble responsibly but also a lot

>Steve Bruce appointed

REV UP THOSE CABBAGES

what the fuck is the point. I'd rather give the manager of someone like Tranmere a chance

Really hope for their sake that this is a stunt

This must be a joke

They could do worse than Bruce I guess, but they could do much better as well

I wonder what the away kit will be.

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Why would it be a joke/stunt?
>hurr we were pretending to be shit
and then releasing a slightly better kit would be pointless

Yeah, it's a step up from Joe Kinnear.

You are. Stop expecting free shit, twat

Green and Gold stripes with a sash emblazed “Up t’ Terriers”

Bruce is a good manager, he'll keep Newcastle up.

it's either a shit kit or a shit publicity stunt (i mean probably good if you're paddypower but shit if you're huddersfield)
either way they're getting cucked by a bookmaker

Odds on Newcastle going down shortened from 11/4 to 5/2

free media attention to paddy power
just like with the leeds badge redesign that's still remembered and lauhed at

You know what will happen though, Bruce will have them in the relegation zone in January and then Ashley will spend 60m.

>then Ashley will spend 60m
to buy TK Maxx

that was all leeds' doing though

managerless newcastle get 4 put past them
City take it easy and only win by 3 goals

>Newcastle v Wolves at 11
Is Brucie phoning tactics over to China as we speak?

Any point of a thread for Newcastle v Wolves?

I wouldn't have thought so

Fair enough.

Here's Brucecastle's line-up.

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And Fosun WM's line-up.

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Bit grim

>#50’s name

Lolwot

That team needs about 200m spent on it

>Nathaniel Shio Hong Wan
Who? I know Wolves bought Tsun Dai from >us, but that isn't him.

t. brainlet

could be a local player on a trial

apart from doherty and jimenez that looks like wolves' usual 11, pretty strong

Probably all the attention like you seething about it for the last hour

God pays you back 4 times so when I get dissed I understand because of all the insults I have directed at the black race on secret Facebook

>is a retard
>bandwagons teams in another country
>knows nothing about football
>fucks toilet bowls
>drinks piss
State of Fitizen.

We all bandwagoning Atlanta still yeah?

...

Oh look at this you bunch of cretins

Imagine getting worked by paddy power in the year of our lord 2019 lmaooooooooooo

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I PROMEEES YOU BERY BERY EXPENSIVE!!!

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>big
>expensive
Lukaku? haha

based

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it's a doggy dog world

Sure hope you mean Atalanta

It's like I'm in a time warp and It's 2006 again. And people blamed Wenger lmao. Arsenal managers are literally just scapegoats for people to blame whilst Stan makes money. Stan doesn't give a fuck.

of course m8 lifelong

Trippier is signing for Atletico for real.

Yeah. Interesting signing. I guess he’s trying to go somewhere relevant enjoy he can force a place in the Euro 2020 squad but after TAAs season last year he will struggle to get into the team. TAA will probably have pulled every muscle in his body by November though because Klopp will keep demanding his team press 24/7 and ignore actual footballing tactics.

United v Leeds is 12:00 uk time lads. Who’s watching it and where the fuck can I get a stream for this kind of shite?

Phwor a scintillating preview of the PL season

Atletico will be so fucking shit this year

usagoals seem to have everything

Based Toon army chinks

footie on TV lads, first time since the CL final!!!

>for Atletico for real
which is it?

why am I watching newcastle v wolves

BOTH

kek was just thinking this. Some shit Euro qualifiers on later so this is my way of getting hype

CL final was shit mate. This is the real deal

>tfw da wolves win the PLAT

No he isn't. No he won't.

If you're not watching Newcastle v Wolves right now you're not a real football fan
Simple as

>wolves score
Yeah I'm thinking it's gonna be a long season

>Steve Bruce announced as Newcastle manager
>#BruceOut starts trending on Twitter half an hour later
Never change Geordies

youtube.com/watch?v=viimfQi_pUw
Just found this song lads. Pretty dope.

>missed the goal
state of me

Reckon this Newcastle team need to score some goals

Need strikers for that.

>tfw huddersfield fan
>tfw even Gola, Covonia and the ching chong gambling site from last season was better than this
>tfw no decent signings
>tfw no money
>tfw manager completely out of his depth and no experience in the champions hip
JUST

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Muto looks lively enough, but there's never anyone near him.

Any aging strikers Brucie can sign?

Liverpool didn't press last season. They play like a Mourinho side now.

20 million for Glen Murray, done deal la

Carroll?
2-0 now btw, maybe they need some ageing defenders too

>newcastle

Who will be the first team to lose to Newcastle this season?

Quick reminder that Sturridge and Welbeck are literally available >for free right now

Lol

>Carroll
>Defoe
>beg Crouch to come out retirement

Man U

Megan Rapinoe | 2019 | Welcome to Arsenal | Dribbling Skills & Goals

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>Newcastle are sinking without a trace!

Imagine being Miguel Almiron right now

>join Newcastle
>record signing
>rush to play at the end of the season
>0 goals, 0 assists
>gets injured
>season ends
>manager leaves
>two best strike partners leave
>Steve Bruce

what is he thinking right now?

You literally couldn’t pay me to sign them

He's looked good but yeah, I'd have my agent looking for a move away already.

>3 down to Wolves before half time
Ah yes, truly the beginning of the Bruce era

Cam on Leeds be a right laugh

OMG LOL SO FUNNY XD

Probably just enjoying not being in MlelS

thanks

seething

Why are Liverpool fans at such extremes of emotion all the time?

>Defoe

Sunderland legend la'

Power Rank them:

Eamonn
Ruth
Holly
Phil

>Poocastle

Can see them doing a Blunderland and ending up in league 1

You called him lazy and Nogba but he's been training and is playing today unlike some of his French teammates

Holy fuck. Anyone watching united? Bryan Robson literally has 0 charisma

Top Tier
Holly

Great Tier
Phil

Good Tier
Eamonn + Ruth

Trippier gone and apparently Rose not traveling with squad and looking to be sold. Sure getting N'dombele was great but what are Poch and Levy thinking? Foyth and Sessegnon?? Gonna be another season with yet another thin squad

>all these fireworks
calm down please

ate birds
ate proper lads
luv trans lads simple as

Nah. Ashley pulls his finger out as soon as he can smell the Championship because he's not gonna sell to a sheik unless they're in the prem.

oh God they're doing an Abo dance

Also I woke up too early wtf

i'm pretty sure he's not going to sell to a sheikh full stop

I did no such thing

I called him Dabby Doo

>he still believes ashley wants to sell

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La Liga is shaping up to be very interesting next season, any of Barca, Atleti or Real could win the title.

>Atleti
is this a joke?

Ruth is a good milf

>Trashford

Wtf. I love Lindelof now

he always came across as really dour when he was a manager, can't imagine he was a great motivator

Is this the "chelsea fan" again?

yeah. very underrated. Better than Holly who looks like a downy

KWP is good.
They an offensive LB though, and Sessegnon is expensive and can't defend.
LB are a rarity on the market.

Did you see that Rashford score jay?

Cracking goal by the young Tom Allen

That gay comedian?

(you)ing myself

owt happening?

I hate the fact that this exists
Fuck customers

>managerless newcastle get 4 put past them
Halfway there

Reminder that Man U would have had to cancel a match against Spurs in Beijing if Watford had of won the FA Cup

Nothing will ever be as bad as that emirates cup the other year where Arsenal won despite Sevilla winning all their games

>Arsenal won despite Sevilla winning all their games
how does that work then?

>where Arsenal won despite Sevilla winning all their games
hows that work then?

spoopy

>Arsenal won despite Sevilla winning all their games
work, how does?

Each goal scored was worth 1 additional point

How very...shit

lmao that is a great rule

Cup gives +1pt for each goal scored. It's to encourage attacking player or some shit.

Good novelty rule desu

It is because nobody wants to see semen slurpers during preseason, so it encourages attacking tactics and quick play via counter-attacks. For a completely worthless trophy, it is a great idea.

What is even the point of 'cups' in preseason? For the likes of Spurs to get something to put into the cabinet?

it's for the fans

Let the shitters in your team do the usual preseason stuff but win something at the end while the first team competes for the proper cups

Why? Who cares about winning some made up trophy?

Fans can wait until the season starts

>Man City v West Ham
worth watching?

Of course not

based chinks

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kek holy shit good lads

> Tottenham Hotspur defender Kieran Trippier is set to be Atletico Madrid’s first English player n 95 years, as outlined by El Mundo Deportivo.

>The report adds that the previous player from England to represent the club was a forward named Drinkwater in the 1923/24 campaign, of which “there are hardly any historical references beyond which he played three games and scored ten goals.”

redpill me on this haller lad

>played three games and scored ten goals
wtf I love drinking water now

>Phil Jones scoring vs Leeds
Welcome to League 1 | 2020 | Leeds United | Shaggers of Sheep, Rimmers of Rams |

This will forever be my favourite image of JF customers.

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A guy who has, throughout his career, essentially had 0.50 Goal Per Game ratio. A guy who was hyped to be leading the line for France about now but France had Mbappe, Giroud, Greaseman and ignoring the likes of Lacazette and Benzema, means he'll never play now.

For me, it's the Asia Trophy.

This will be based in a couple of years when English fans are wearing half-and-half shirts

If your team is playing teams in friendlies that they'll be playing domestically next season

Then your team doesn't have a soul

But if they play academy players/trialists then they SUCK LOL LITERALLY WHO HAHA X LOST TO Y HAHA/

sorry no one invited your shit club to their country

>preparing for the next season by playing literally whos in south east Asia
>preparing for the next season by playing an opponent in the next season
I wonder which friendly offers more to the team.

What's it like being a customer?

a lot better than any american fan. they need to be so exceptional that they are blind to their own appropriation of the club. they reckon theyre top shit and equal to the proper english fans. These guys understand it far better than any american

Tfw I just realised this is the biggest game of these Leeds players careers. Holy shit

They've got the league 1 playoff final against Newcastle to look forward to in 2 seasons time

Don't worry lads I'll make the next thread

i've already made one i've just not bothered to link it here

money

Seeing Man City vs Man Utd in a friendly a couple of years ago was when I knew there was no going back.

Nice one lad

[spoiler] I'm not really going to make a new thread [/spoiler]

love it when we joke about making new threads haha
seriously though, i'm just on with making the new

Giving myself a (You) for this, disappointed I didn't get one. Feel free to chip in

new

pls buy season tickets.

>trying to fool ppl with a 31,2M£ fee for Bruno Fernandes in this inflated market

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Damn, Pep really signs players that work for him more often that not. The slant eye seething ITT just makes it funnier
>united