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Based or redpilled?
Why are they investing in China when everyone knows Asians are genetic cans?
pretty sure weili zhang is korean zombie in makeup
Is Ryan Hall reddit or Yea Forums? I'm not sure, lads.
Aldo hugging with a closed fist like that because he has boogers on his fingers. Nasty ass Brazilian. At least he he has the courtesy to not wipe his shit on another person but who knows what wouldve happened with the cameras off
why doesn't he just win the world series of poker
0% they ever get a foothold in China, Chinese don't let anyone else make money in their country
I'm starting to really like Hall, seems like his autism is as high level as his jujitsu
He's based dot com
Is DC based and redpilled?
Literally who
I hope Usman takes it, but Ali makes all his champs sit on the sidelines for as long as possible so he can suck every dollar out of the situation.
>if X accepts
they won't
The guy has a record like a Christmas tree, he's 2-2 in his last 4 and always gets flushed when he's on a run just like cowboy. He's not getting a sniff at either of those fights until at least 2 more wins in the top 5. Goob will never fight him.
He'll capitulate and get flushed by some literal who
Found the Asscan fans.
ducking artem in bare knuckle
una carrera más a la correa, hermuno
fighting conor is code word for can i get paid a decent wage considering i'm fucking flushed mentally and physically by 40
god i fucking hate reddit
Nah, I'm neutral. Jorge is a gatekeeper. Ali won't let anyone at Snoozeman for a while, then it'll be Colby or probably Tyrone because he's no threat. Gooby is flushed to hell, no way he comes back for a non-title bout with nothing to gain
>YFW Poirier has to pull out of the September fight so Tony abu dhabs on Khabib's face for 25 minutes.
I am tired of seeing Conor's tiny erection.
He's dadpilled
Who do you think has the p4p best dick in MMA?
>Tony has another schizo episode
>They give it to Cowboy instead
>He dominates Khabib for 5 rounds completing exposing him as the can he is
>Tony is first in line for a title shot
>20 seconds in Tony slips and Cowboy lands a brutal front kick straight to the jaw
>Every ranked fighter in the division retires before Tony can fight them, he becomes champ but nobody recognizes his talent because his opponents are all 3-1
One more run at the strap, brather.
>BJJ fags who just lay on the ground thinking their opponent will just enter their guard
Bring back head kicks on the ground.
Jim Norton
>Asking Gooby to fight you at 170 in the current year
>Asking for a titleshot after getting worked by wonderboy and stringing 2 (two) wins together
Is Masvidal the densest fighter in the roster?
He gets flushed by either one. He's a bum.
He types like Trump.
I think his fans are dense or have amnesia forgetting this guy has been a can his whole career.
Gotta make the most of his fleeting moment of fame. Realistically he could've angled for a title eliminator but he's a fucking brainlet.
Masvidal is a fucking idiot, his only chance at a big payday is negotiating hard for an Askren rematch.
Chad
When are they going to strip Oozeman?
Colby Covington is /our guy/
Dana likes him for beating Woodley, he can coast on that for months.
Colby's Brazilian victory rant is the greatest MMA speech of all time.
>is Masvidal the densest fighter on the roster for capitalizing on massive momentum and success
oh hunny persent my guy leon edwards superfight is a peach FOR sure
test
i heard ryan hawl has a hawlg on him
Dana don't want to strip stallers because it is much easier to hype two divisions champs.
>Came to USA at 8 years old
>was educated in the USA
>became successful in wrestling due to sports programs of USA
>trains his entire career in the USA
>decides to represent Nigeria
Explain this to me.
>KZ vs Ortega
Horrible matchup for Ortega desu, KZ can deal with his meme front headlock shit and will work him on the feet. Ortega should take the Yair fight, that's a much better matchup.
Khabib is undefeated
I love Tony, but you gotta be mental if you think he can beat Khabib
He'll get wrestlefucked like everyone else, unfortunately
Israel Adesanya does exactly the same dumb shit. He's from New Zealand, he spent fuck all time in Nigeria.
lol Tony will make Khabib look like a fool
Tony wins by doctor stoppage. Khabib is too much of a badass to get properly TKO'd, but when his eye is hanging out they will call it quits. Tony can survive his wrestling for a long time and when Khabib decides to stand for a few minutes, as he often does, Tony will open him up.
If Khabib can stick to "father's plan", for once, he'll win.
Tony's knee goes out in the second and a doctor's stoppage is called , don't @ me.
I thought the Yair-Roidtega fight was already booked for some reason
Doctors ignore major knee injuries if the fighter stays standing. If Santos can fight through the horrible shit that happened to his, Tony certainly can.
Plus Tony Ferguson healed himself with mountain magic, his fucked up leg is probably like the Terminator's.
Khabib hasn't really fought many high caliber opponents. Connor being the best so far. Needs to beat Dusty, Ferg, Gaethje and maybe Nate to truly clear out the division.
lol imagine if Dana cucks Colby again and gives the title shot to Masvidal, would be funny, this Gooby fight doesn't even make sense
>Dusty
Khabib boxes him and loses.
>Ferg
Khabib boxes him and loses.
>Gaethje
Justin makes a big early mistake so Khabib wins.
>Nate
Khabib wins officially but Nate wins the moral victory by slapping him in the face and calling him a bitch every round.
Should make them fight for the title shot :')
tony bless
Nate is a can, he doesn't need to beat him to affirm himself
DC is absolutely based.
Pound for pound? From what I've heard, it's this:
God gave Ryan a tremendous piece to make up for the whole twitching thing. Based God, looking out for /ourboy/.
i was quite pumped rooting for him
I can't wait for Poorier to heem Khabitch
I never would have thought Ryan Hall would go 4-0 in the UFC, but I'm very happy about it. I've been a fan for a long time, his DVDs helped me get my blue belt.
You'll be waiting for a long time
I'd like to see how Khabib goes against a lanky jujitsu can
can ryan hall heem zabit?
Now that the dust has settled
those legs are killing me
>billie
please don't fuck up /heem/ by spamming pics of that whore, that forced viral marketing shit has ruined other boards.
>the share of Zuffa event revenues going to fighters as compensation ranged from 18.6-20.5% from 2011-2013.
forbes.com
Now that the dust has settled, is MAGURO the best jav company
Can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have an 8" x 6" dick B R E H S . . .
He just said he couldn't wait, idiot. So he won't be waiting.
You can bet it's far worse now. UFC fighters need a union or protective legislation, they are getting absolutely fucked.
Doctor Herb Dean
A heel clash with Conor will be kino.
But Conor's been ducking everyone since Khabib tore him a new one
Yes, but you probably couldn't satisfy a MAGURO girl
MAGURO you say? well I will make a little research.
Who gives a fuck? Her being satisfied is her problem, I'm just in it for the ass munching.
PLEASE TELL ME HER NAME user
walkout songs
youtube.com
wtf since when do asian girls look like THAT!?
who is she, and why she was posted on a baseball japanese site (reverse search)
gay and bluepilled
I'm tired of this Thicc meme sinking my fucking island, legs (not feet) are the patricians taste
Check out Chernoburkv on youtube, you'd like them.
>2019
>not taking the MAGURO pill
wtf btfo
Lance Lawrence (145) vs. Kevin Syler (152.5: Missed Weight)
does he have any chance of getting a contract tonight
at the end she's gagging
nice bits but i dont like the russian vocals
>that """"""""""""spanish""""""""""""
mátate, concha de tu madre
he missed weight and hes ugly as fuck, hes going to have to do something truly incredible to get a contract
Welcome back.
Shizuku Fujiki Meatbullet
Everything that's coming out in this lawsuit is one of the reasons the Fertittas cashed out
It was ok famalam he even used an accent
>chilenistan
>buen español
ay mama que risa jajajaja
Go to bed Texas ur drunk
thx Felix
Hay una diferencia entre no saber hablas español yusar nuestro dialecto local cuando conversamos entre nosotros, Cuauhtémoc. O me vas a decir que la meirda que escribió este hijo de puta te parece aceptable, maldito narcotraficante hijo de la gran puta?
Both fighters should
Its a free win
Lots of publicity and money
>hablas
>yusar
es este el estado de la educación chilena?
Will Woodley have to do MAGURO now that he has no chance of ever getting a title shot again?
Doesnt surprise me
Isnt that the same footy player who demanded equal pay just cos shes a female?! Without any base whatsoever
laowaicareer.com
UFC finna make it cuhh
No way youre a real cubano, there was never one posting here
Please choose another proxy
Im mildly pissed off
Cubans dont even have internet
yes, they're also terrible at the sport but the rest of the countries they play against are somehow even worse.
he's inexplicably proud of having an average sized cock
Female soccer was never competitive enough to be watched
Tennis skiing volleyball atheletics even mma deserve the fans they have
I have never watched a female footy game ever, nor do i know any female player, cos nobody cares about them
Dont make me call you by your name fellow heem poster
Remove the flag and nobody gets hurt
Deja a Félix Igartiburi Zugamalacarregui en paz, o te pone un coche bomba.
It's slightly below average and he's self conscious about it, so he gives himself half a stiffy whenever he's going to be seen in underwear.
Problem is, he overdoes it, so he ends up pitching a little tent in staredowns.
finito la musica pasatola fiesta
Pincha tu madre
Make your colonies stop posting in spanish spainsperg!
what are their strong points? I like Caribbean cuz it's uncensored
They never listen to their father. Look at their absolute state
yes this should be common sense, but in our retarded world we have to pretend when we watch female sports that they're actually good, now they want to be paid as much as the real soccer players who are entertaining. its all gotten really silly
Btw im not spainsperg, that Guy is not even spanish. Im an average semi cazzie
Idk bro you seem too keen about underselling his dick. Is it sexual or emotional seeth?
cállate el puta boca o volvemos a mandar a todos tus putos Manolos de vuelta. A su país como en 1843
Women's MMA is actually good, at least at the highest level. Not women's football, of course, which is often laughable. But even men's football is fucking boring. People just watch it out of tribalism/tradition.
I know i was joking, he was saying he was norwegian who lives and works in spain
Prolly one of the spammers
I knew something was off
I wish we had cubans here sry for being retarded
classic serb brain
heem is now multilingual lol /int/
'Slightly below average' is overselling it, out of purehearted kindness. As a long-time owner of one, I am an expert on dick.
Post it
You know what I'm talking about
Some female sports as i said are entertaining to watch and you can see professionalism, athleticism, or at least some bunda
Not with footy tho
You seem to be a JAV connoisseur. WhT is the best site for JAV, especially new releases but preferably also as big a collection of all JAV as possible. I really like watching big titty JAV lesbos cuz there's a lot of tongue action when they make out.
un more run de el strap hermano
Idk how you could know its size for sure though. All we know is he ain't packing heat. No way to tell if it's 4 inches vs 5 though. Stop being so fixated on it lad. Let the man's penis live
catchweight for sure.115 is impossible now for her
yeah I agree, i was referring to the girls soccer team though since they are the only ones stupid enough to think they should be getting paid equal to the men
Everything about her is nice except her actual goblin face. What a shame
I'm just ahead of my time, we'll all be talking about it when he accidentally stabs Floyd in the Mayweather/McGregor 2 staredown.
she needs one of those korean surgeries
>qué son los errores tipográficos
Mexican intellectuals.
The best part of this fight was russian commentators who were arguing about who is more natty: Yoel or Costa
I think I could heem Khabib, thaults?
It's alright senpai, flags are similar on purpose, when we became independent (for only 2 weeks) we copied their flag wirh inverted colors, showong loyalty to our island brothers
>el puta boca
PROXY DETECTED
Now there's a non-typo mistake that no native speaker would ever make. Who could be behind this post...
there's a solution to any problem desu
UNA VELA
>el_barto_fumare_joint.jpg
Nice i like cuba and cubans, which means i like portorico too
God bless you
damn the JAV guy guy banned. Now my question will never be answered...
Chicken Legs girl got deleted when my pc died sorry senpai
Wait are u the guy who was doing spining wheel kicks in the park and posted them here?
Im not a connoisseur, i'm just a fan of the studio MAGURO
Their scenes usually go by the nicknames MAGURO, ABNOMAL, NIKU, BABURU, MUCH
To find a scene Id be interested in I just look at the covers of the scenes, I use the codes like pic related for example is NIKU-001, and there's a lot of jav streaming sites, I usually have no trouble finding the full movie through just searching by code through google
chinga la tu mamá pedaso de caca
Conor McGregor?
Naw, I'm the guy that shilled for Aldana and Grasso before they got the ufc
What about MAGURO lesbian JAV titles do those exists?
those are so nice tits
joanna garbezchyk
This is Stipe's face after Ngannou rematch
What a waste of a comment for such a shitty and flat ass
Baste
>playing Standard
Yikes!
Lo puedes reusar vato
To be fair the jeans hide the ass curve
pleb.
based
So he is never fighting again then?
or this
I dont think so
Yeah ik that's what I said
>"like pic related for example is NIKU-001"
>Stipe. you got knocked out in 1 seconds and its a new UFC record. What emotions is going through your body right now?
i've seen flatter honestly, for a burger skinny girl that's kinda decent
>Putting the bikini so high up your waist so you can see it over the love handles
All those that seeked and achieved independence were spaniards, although greedy and treacherous. Leading the mestizo underlings to their demise
Is that something that you chose? Like if I go to the USA, train At some top gym and fight over there without being a citizen I can claim to be an all American super fighter whose roots go back to George Washington?
Man fuck it!! I cant stand this anymore!! Put her back in the cage or make her a ref i dont care.Miesha deserves a place in the ufc come on now fuckin Dana White,Scume Miosic and Jessica Eye
ew
That's hot imo
Ok
Last time I post MAGURO in this thread, jannies banned me 4 times in the last hour
last time this chick was in the octagon she nearly got her nose ripped from her body, u want to see her dead next?
Silencio o los heemeo a todos
Nakai was the better fighter
>jannies banned me 4 times in the last hour
seek help you fucking loser
I can bang her nostrills all day long
Homicidiáos.
you're the great pussyform inventor
10 years ago Outhouse Ortega was given a choice.... keep fighting for his life on the streets or get flushed by Max Holloway.
Puffy Blair
>94273553
could you get a lower res pic
the natty goat
Nakai is the hottest wmma fighter still imo
>Conor being the best so far
Hahahaha Canor fanboys are the absolute worst. That was low-key one of his easiest fights ever. He had more trouble with Iaquinta
need blonde gf lads it hurts (not black)
entra en mi guardia mugroso
i wanna see her with diapers,i dont know why,dont ask
How many Saudi prince shits to the chest do you reckon she's taken?
I'm making an app were you take a picture of a girls face and then it calculates a picture of her pussy. 98% accurate.
I'm trying to get on shark tank.
Cope
With what?
kek
Id reckon it was more like rich jap buisinessmen getting their face sat on by her
le third round xddddddddddddddddddd
place the app on kickstarter we all here gonna fund it for sure
Why don't you losers get actual jobs?
You mean repeatedly triangle-choked and verbally humilliated.
I have this fetish were i want to cum inside chrissy's vagina.
Ha, gay.
>wagefagging
In many ways if I were said buisinessman I would skip all the femdom and put my penis in her vagina if you can catch my drift here
weird fetish there man
I'm working for a company.I'm senior browsing executive.I browse the internet to get ideas for my company's ad section
does /heem/ ever actually discuss fights?
who are you predicting to win on next week's card for fights you care about? I've got:
>Rothwell def. Arlovski
I think people are underrating Rothwell now because he had a tough fight against Ivanov, but Ivanov is actually quite a good fighter. Arlovski is pretty washed, and though he's shown the ability to tough it out and get decisions, I think Rothwell's size and ability to go to decisions himself will be too much for Arlovski.
>Trinaldo over Hernandez
Trinaldo is hard to hold down and I don't really trust Alex's striking. Trinaldo has gotten a KO from an intercepting knee before and is generally a powerful and well-rounded striker. Hernandez has a lot of trouble dealing with Cowboy's knees and kicks.
>Vick over Hooker
I don't think Hooker is that good. He's alright, but Vick does what he does but better.
>Hardy over Adams
Adams has no real defense to speak of and Hardy hits hard. Crowder taunting him to hit him harder a few times after Hardy landed was a little concerning, but I have no doubt a top-tier NFL athlete has the strength and explosion to KO any man.
>Harris over Oleinik
Probably the freest money on the card.
>RDA over Edwards
I think Edwards is the better striker at length and does a great job of neutralizing most fight styles, but we've yet to see outstanding cardio from him. He mostly coasts after getting ahead early. RDA won't let him do that and is an excellent striker himself. I think he'll wear Edwards out over 5 rounds and get a decision or late submission.
It's a very close fight though. Edwards had a more competitive fight against Usman than RDA did.
It's actually theoretically possible if you use VAE algorithm that has two predictions spaces: with faces and with pussy. I doubt it will yield anything good tho
Here's where we find out whether or not Vick is flushed. Hardy, Harris and RDA should be safe-ish bets.
Please answer my question anonbro
Nah it's mostly just a bunch of jobless NEETs bonding over their degeneracy.
RDA whoops Edwards.
Rothwell subs Arlovski.
I have a day off today, is this what /heem/ is like when I'm at work?
rothwell at least looked awake in the ivanov fight so that makes him free money.
Hardy isn't losing to some literaly who.
Greece(dc fag) and finland were never my bois
>posting on heem when there isnt a card imminent
Same here, it's quite comfy tmqhwy my maplenigger.
I already did but tranny nigger mod deleted that post and banned the ip I was posting from
Im not a connosseur I just like MAGURO
And I always find full movies from MAGURO in jav streaming sites by just searching on google by the code of the scene
Does anyone gets pissed at all the Khabib wanking that's been going on after he beat coke binge Conor? Literally every single moron now claims he is one fight away from being the GOAT. What the fuck is this shit? Nobody even took him all that seriously before he beat Conor and now all of the sudden he is an unbeatable monster that beats everyone?
Who has he fought? A bunch of cans and fighters past their prime. Quite frankly with the exception of when he fought RDA, Poirier is probably the most impressive fight on his resume and Poirier is a shitter.
Who is the next hack that the MMA morons will gonna glorify next if Poirier flushes him?
awful take. no one cares about your uneducated opinion and Khabib will continue to win despite your emotional frailty.
I see some girls mouth and nose i know for sure they have a pretty pussy.
Still seething?
Your virginity and anguish
A couple days ago i saw jihadi jesus doing pro wrestling
Is he popular in wwe?
His emotional video sucked dick, dude was all about im saudi this saudi that, allah bless 9.11
The fuck is his problem?
This post is kinda mma related since were both not really sports
What's next for Ladd's UFC career?
Stop projecting
Stop deflecting
and stay there loser
she will marry Dog the Bounty Hunter
Khabib lost to Conor and Tibau. He’s a pedophile and ovissexual that’s getting his career ended in September
From what? My post was MMA related, you seem more interested in sharing your personal life story and struggles when I couldn't care less. Typical Canor fanboy.
You think that turd needs a second flush? Very well could be.
>he's gonna lose t-t-this time!
Mma thread from asp is way better than heem post gooby
Fuck you
When is next heem day?
>From what
Your virginity and anguish. Deep breaths, bossman.
No one cares what a mandrama loser has to say about anything
I wish I had Khabib's hairline
October 6 was over 9 months ago and you're still sobbing
He already did lose and will lose again.
Khabib will rot in jahannem for eating tiramisu made of pork lard
Thats why he didnt pass the weight and almost died
Fuck khalabeeb
Ur father is a loser for not cumming into a sock ya virgin fatso
Get a life
/mag/ has been dead for a long time
When did he lose? Take your medication
Whats up with dricuss, is he fighting soon?
WWE is for losers
Ive been told, i just come here anyways
Shame the threads there were actually interesting
And people seemed nice, like old heem
Its been 22 years and you still haven’t had sex
In many ways chubby oiled up asian women are the peak of female attractiveness
To Conor and Tibau. Take your deep breaths, bossman.
I dont give a fuck
I just asked about jihadi jesus, i thought americans watch wwe and know whats up
Francis Ngannou the TKO King
>To Conor
Yeah you definitely need to go see your shrink again Tommy
...
keto is tuuuuuuuff b
Khabib wins this one.
your opinion is drowned out by the history books and general narrative. screaming about it until you're red in the face won't make it any more true, baldy.
Daniel Cormier is a fantastic athlete. Totally deserves the award. Very inspiring!
Post some fucking heems
You need to go have sex, incel
Narrative? Conor won the story my sex deprived, friend.
masvidal_vs_askren.gif
>a lightweight is winning the gym story over the reigning HW champ
dc is pathetic.
>h-h-ave sex
Dumb aspie wwe watching Canor fanboy mandrama loving loser.
What a fightfu
Cutest smile ever
Never found out who she was
DC said in his Okamoto interview that he got up to 261lbs recently. That is crazy.
The little crawl that Conor does to get to the cage
Prime Yoel heems DC
>won the story
lol embarrassing
He is going all in as he knows he won't ever have to go back down to lhw
Who is your favorite fighter and why is any answer other than Luke 'Alpha' Rockhold incorrect?
You have so much anguish. It’s like an adolescent through puberty without sex. Except you’re in your twenties and it’s amplified.
Cope
Funny innit? Everyone who hates Conor is an angst-ridden virgin. Makes ya think dunnit?
yeah I'm really struggling to come to terms with the fact that Khabib is undefeated and your shitty memes and irrational hatred for him has 0 effect on the real world.
All my boys are getting heemed left and right, wat do?
>goddard in another area code as yoel drops a bomb on rockhold's empty husk
Leave the sperg alone
Toilet Till is gonna get Luke tier heemed when he goes up in weight
Khabib has lost twice at the very least. This in combination with your virginity is plaguing you. I don’t hold it against you, bossman.
Why is it that Conor, his fans, those who praise him, all have had sex in their lives? Yet all his haters, detractors, and Khabib are so tormented mentally alongside being virgins?
smif wins the rematch via dq
khabib is defeated
>be a toilet
>get flooded and flushed by a big cuban
>"hey i have a good idea"
>Let me have an ever bigger polish man shit in me
Jokes on you. I'm a Conor fan and I haven't spoken to a girl (who wasn't a barrister) for about a year.
again, no one cares about your delusional memepinion on Yea Forums
These mma fighters are ridiculous. As soon as they get a win they want to fight Conor, who's not even a champion, isn't even in the same division and barely fights anymore anyway. I think they're severely underpaid which makes them desperate to get some bucks off of McGregor. Perhaps they should unionize and ask for a raise.
>general narrative
Muzzies here are the most conspiracy obsessed people I've seen. I wonder why the american one are so goy-like
Till heems Yoel
Conor McGregor is the greatest fighter of all time.
You okay there, bossman? I can hook you up with the best hookers in Vegas. No charge. None will be your mum, pinky promise.
she knows that he masturbated on her SI pics
meant for well I can't say unanimous narrative because troubled people like you and the other user exist
anyway, it's obviously not worth posting about any longer. Yea Forums isn't for serious discussion. I wonder if the other user who keeps calling Khabib fans virgins and Conor fans chads will keep going for 8 more hours without realizing that's only something a virgin would do
They’re little dogs with no immigrant mentality. Also virgins.
>Imagine all that free Masvidal money if he fought corner
Bro this post is a fucking mess. You gotta cure that inceldelity MAD quick
forgot pic
I think she should try a more feminine sport.
Still projecting little man?
>Khabib lost to Tibau
He didn't even lose a round. Cope, incel.
This ends the discussion.
instagram.com
Stop deflecting, incel
More incel cope, when y’all gonna have sex like for real...
god i want her to do that on my nuts
Khabib went to ATT after this fight, he's way better now
>glass jaw rat
>conveniently doesn't show how his ass didn't even hit the canvas and how McGregor pops back up, chases Kebab to the fence and nearly lands a flying knee
must be tiring hating someone that you will never met so much, you're like a Democrat
>This loser is still here with his pom poms ready to run to the aide of Canor
Wewy don't you have hobbies or something?
You're confusing American Top Team with American Knee Academy. And yes, this was a version of Khabib that hasn't even started his training at AKA.
>d-d-doesn't count
Pathetic how much of a livid loser you are
Yo this boy is finna pop a vessel before his cherry for real lmao. I can hook you up to lose your v-card bro, your mom not included, pinky promise..
like what
From this day forth i shall be known as darth heemster. Easiest 8k of my life.
You right my bad, cuban jesus still on my mind
Have sex.
post fighters who are going to get flushed this year
All of them
For a young fight to lose to Tibau isn't really something to be so ashamed about.
You learn more from a loss than a win.
Khabib vs Tony at the end of the year.
I wish I had a friend
My top training partner fights on DWCS tonight. I beat the shit out of him in training and if he wins that means I beat the shit out of UFC level fighters. I would heem every one of you.
Holy shit /HEEM/ is flushed
me too buddy
Watch him squirm
Is there a correlation between being a fan of an ovissexual pedophile and being a virgin? Or a causality too?
Pedophiles don't deserve friends
It's tawlf b
Who wins the battle of the Mexican chins this weekend Aldana or Raquel?
Now post your losses
You're the expert, why don't you share with the class
Stop deflecting, incel.
Rocky
would you shag Germaine de Randamie
>ovissexual
What's that?
Show the settled bet slip
khabib is all man.
Khabib fan here, women arent my type
Can u guys stop virgin shaming
How about instead of making fun of them you give them advice
Not memeing im serious
just have sex bro
Yo this boy married a fuckin towel like lmao xD
>getting advice from other virgins
kek
NAH NAH THIS MOTHAFUCKA MARRIED HIS BLANKET WHEN HES A KID
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yoo i fuckin CANT rn dawg
Kek
Who am i kidding
Im too nice for this world
first for fins should be put in camps
>lol im a good person!!!
Tf outta here two faced bitch
Rude.
Im literally p4p the nicest around here
I just dislike you for being a faggot and being rude so i give back
Aspen Ladd
Tony's opening Khabib up with elbows off his back
Id cheer for tony
But how do you explain first round agaibst kevin pee
That was mean and you should apologize that user
What's next for Kevin Lee?
He got mounted for like 10 seconds, took no damage, got out, then exposed Poopoo pee as the 1 1/2 pump chump he is?
Staph pee got his back at the end of the round
Didnt look good senpai
Also full mount
There's this one american flag that is always very nice and courteous. He's hard to notice in between all the other americans.
Nakai has divorced her husband as of lately and heard she has kid that's why she came back because of it.
thats me and even I think you are a faggot
Tony was completely out of it by the end of the round, he was getting up and then got hit after the bell, dont you remember?
>staph
Come on, are we still pretending? How is his staph making him not perform the exact same as he has in almost every other non journeyman fight? 1 1/2 pump chump. Every time
Poor Artie.
WMMA is pretty feminine, At best she can go to BKFC or Bellator. I don't think her MMA career isn't done yet.
Not really tbqh
I remember him not looking good in the first
My point is if kevin could do that to him what would khabib do...
Idk tony has some weird moves, elbows, stand up is nice, i see him faring well in scramble
But its hard to predict, i literally hate khabib for tiramisu, i was hyped for mobths waiting that fight and was so pissed off when they cancled it i said i dont care anymore
friendly american would say gay or homosexual so its clearly not you.
I hope he continues to train with Firas and he already showed such exercises like running and rope-jumping
neither of these are happening
Why does smith think he has any influence at all
based smif
my mind has been changed
Did those chrissy pics turn your mind away from your love for cock?
wew, source?
how do I stop smelling my farts too much?
Rockhold had Staph against Weidman and won the belt. Conor was recovering from staph when he fought Mendes on short notice and won the interim. Staph is an excuse for losers with a victim mentality.
sniff won the story of the first fight and wins the rematch fer shure
Yes. After seeing and then being exposed to chrissy blairs pussy pics, I have come to the conclusion that Conor does indeed win the rematch. There is not a shred of doubt about it.
He looked fine in the first, he was extremely explosive. He’s fought and ended up no differently than every other time. Khabib isn’t nearly as explosive, athletic, strong, or good in the scramble as Khabib. Tony also has great wrist control and ability to fight grips which is the key to Khabibs control in addition to his leg dexterity to counter Khabibs leg control. The pace Tony will work at and actually attempt to not just hold and stall Khabib to him will be far more advantageous and taxing on Khabib than ever before. Tony gets exponentially more dangerous as the fight advances, same cant be said for Khabib
Which wmma fighter has the best smelling farts? Pic related is my guess. I would huff her farts like a bong rip.
Based high iq Smiff is intelligent enough to understand Rick and Morty, while JBJ is a Family Guy fan.
p4p #1 heart and didn't take dq win
eww would probably smell like shit and old cumsocks
i think rose
eat less beans and fiber and more meat and eggs etc. Eat like a man not a hamster.
>I will make you unlikeable!!!
What kind of threat is that? Most of fans already don't like him anyway
why did he shill modelo at the end there? I really don't get this whole tweet
*as Lee
Lol
Jon promised him a modelo for not taking the DQ win.
Based and Brappilled
because on march 2nd anthony smif was given a choice
woah
redpilled
PJ Ben
jorge is flushed
it's been established that ben won the story and most likely the rematch
There are numerous aspects of fights that are often overlooked by cazzies.
For example, the Masvidal/Askren fight.
Many people think that Jorge bested Ben that night.
Many people are wrong.
Let's take stock of the events.
What did Jorge win?
>The fight
Okay, now what did Ben win?
>the ground game of the fight
>the overcoming adversity of the fight by fighting with non ngannou-tier genetics
>the minimizing damage taken of the fight, only heemed once
>the honor of the fight by Jorge showboating while ben sat in silence
>the money of the fight
>the family of the fight by having a wholesome family to go home to instead of miami coke whores
>the promo buildup of the fight by doing any and all media obligations
>the post and pre-fight twitter war of the fight
>the nobility of the fight by putting over Jorge as a big star due to Jorge beating him
>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Jorge gloated, and solely said "Well that sucked"
>the banter of the press conference of the fight by Jorge not even being there
So you see, after all of these things, can you really say that Masvidal won? I think that all of these things add to Ben winning the story of the fight, and thus, pretty much winning him the fight.
Based and wrestlefuck pilled.
tldr cope
you now remember brainlet Smif not taking the dq win
>spending all day on heem on any day other than when there's fights
>mingling with subhuman creatures like Dernfag and pedos for hours on end
Y'all need to get jobs or some purpose in life. This is a tragic existence. heem is dead during the week. It's just shitlosts and degenerates looking for human connection anywhere they can find it (without leaving their parents' houses).
>What did Jorge win?
>The fight
But did he really win the fight? I beg to differ. YOu are unironically right.
relax b, we're all just pits of a peach when it comes down to it
In many ways Ben won the fight too.
Is it just me or was Jon not even taking the piss but instead making an innuendo?
Don't see any reason he'd be talking shit about Smith on his Twitter, I think he was just making a joke and Smiff has misunderstood
sometimes winning the fight is the surest way to lose it
Why take the belt, get a rematch money fight, and become known as a ufc champion when you can be remembered for being humiliated by one of the goats. Smiff is a genius.
He still explicitely named Smiff while talking shit. He could have easily said, "Any newcomer: No one can stop me blablabla"
Dern definitely
He always tries to act humble but he's really just a douche.
4D chess being played here. based smif heems jones in 20 seconds in the rematch
Dustbin hinting he might attack Khabib off his back or even just stand up
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Some """ref""" decided to stop the fight and raised Jorge's arm this night but let me ask you something, why let a guy who can't fight decides when a fight is over? Case closed, this 1 doesn't exist.
dustin heems khabib
Starter form
>Smith
in between form
>Smif
Final form
>Smiw
As if Smif wasnt reddit enough
sm
khabib is literally the freest money
he at most dq´s himself to escape the calculated murdering
Anybody else not give a flying fuck about the Stipe/DC rematch? That pussy sits out for a year and gets gifted the rematch even though he got his clock cleaned by a fat manlet. Francis deserves this fight and it would be lightyears more fun to watch.
dc would just wrestlefuck him, unironically not even a competitive fight
>DC/AJ2
>Fun
never learn do you?
That's the point. See another heavy weight "whoa, he's got explosive one shot power" meme get handled.
do you feel a shred of irony or shame when you call a UFC fighter a pussy while being a fat balding gnome who posts on Yea Forums all day?
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Our bagel inclined friend is now a true /heem/ member
We are all intellectuals here my friend.Our great teacher and leader Cornelis de Heem show us the light and the right path long time ago.This is why we dedicate this thread to him to honor him.We are his everyday mma insiders and students and everyday we keep moving by thinking of his great quote he wrote for himself "Heem is life"
Decoding a Still Life by Cornelis De Heem youtu.be
literally couldn't care less who wins
>projecting
I want ngubu vs cormier. I want DC to get heemed and cry again
Just like Cain and Blaydes did?
post satisfying ufc punches
Jones intended to eek by Santos so that he'll have an immediate rematch and continue to duck Johnny Walker
A fellow painter here has covered the Victorian era precisely as you can see
(dc vs ngumbo) vs (Jon Jones vs Lesnar)
something like that.
All things considered Khabib has had an easy run. I mean if you go compare his opponents to GSPs you can see there's a huge gap in talent. Hell even Tony's current win streak rivals Khabib in terms of talent .
>implying cain and blaydes are even one iota the fighter dc is
>just like this flushed geriatric chinlet osteoporotic bum and this chinlet bum who can only jab
fer shurrrrr
santos is out for this year and jones is planning to fight in dec
Smiff wins the rematch
Bethe for sure (face edited out for your viewing pleasure)
Lungiumbula ends Jon’s life
thats why many fighters and fans call him a paper champ, he got the title by beating fuckin Al Aiquinta very impressively who got destroyed by Cowboy who then got completely outclassed by Tony, Tony is the real champ and its only a matter of time til that pussy stops ducking and gets his ass whooping
>wins his """championship""" from kevin pee
khabib may have won his off iaquinta but he eventually beat the true previous champ in mcgregor
Oh fer ser b I agree, but I gotta disagree. DC definitely is a better fighter than those two, but DC is 40 years old now. I mean wader we evun duin heur? The guy was about to fight Bork so he clearly has one foot out the door already.
tony dropped out of the last fight. tony also lost to mj. i hope you're not implying khabib would have any trouble with cowboy
No, just like Stipay did and even with less boxing skill than he has. DC knows how to follow a gameplan and has been fighting big puncher with no ground skill most of his career. Only a high fighting IQ fighter with the same skills level can defeat him.
>DC
>Olympian
>no ground skill
is her ufc career over?
OJ was unirronically innocent.
He was saying Ngannou has no ground game you brainlet
conors a bum we all knew he would get wrestlefucked if he didnt get a fluke KO like against Aldo, and tonys wins are against legit fighters unlike khabib
tony lost to MJ cuz his arm was broken its hard to judge a guy for losing with an injury like that, i dont think anybody good should struggle against cowboy which is why khabib not finishing aiquinta is pretty pathetic considering what cowboy did to him
>considering what cowboy did to him
decision him?
>ngannou
>spooks JDS into not taking him down
>heems Blaydes after showing amazing TDD
>gets a standing kimura
>coached by p4p #1 coach in the world
>no ground skill
'tis you, not I, who hath developed an impressively hollow skull, my dear.
Let's be really honest right here and now, Kebab loses all hist fight 9 out of 10 times.
did we watch the same fight? he broke his face lol
Khabib jabbed his face off. he looked pretty bad the next day, even if he wasn't dropped. a wrestler still boxed him up.
nothing wrong with not finishing people when you 50-43 them anyway. it was more of an outclassing than Cowboy gave him, even if Cowboy's was more violent.
Tony broke his arm in the fight and was getting touched up even before that.
Should Conor pay Chad Mendes to train him in grappling and tdd?
didnt finish him just like khabib lol
dont forgot Al had like 3 days notice for the khabib fight and Tony gets touched up every fight lets be honest, he usually comes back in the later rounds but since his arm was busted he couldn't.
fair points. I assume you favor Tony against Khabib? who do you have between Khabib and Poirier?
JUST
>Former UFC fighter Abel Trujillo has been charged with felony sexual exploitation of a child and felony obscenity and is currently in prison in Douglas County, Colorado after being arrested in Broward County, Florida on May 24 and extradited.
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>Trujillo’s particular obscenity charge is defined as “a person commits wholesale promotion of obscenity to a minor if, knowing its content and character, such person wholesale promotes to a minor or possesses with intent to wholesale promote to a minor any obscene material.”
inshallah the disgusting pedos in this general meet the same fate soon. they deserve to be garroted in prison after having their asses split open.
>Tony beat up a pedo
Well we know why Kebab is ducking him
based
yeah Tony brings something nobodies brought to khabib yet, he never quits and he always cuts people up. khabib struggles when he cant get takedowns so far his biggest test is conor who quits once he gets tired meanwhile tony gets better the farther it goes. the khabib/poirer fight is weird because dustins recent wins have been impressive names but not impressive wins, i think dusitn gets tired too easily and i didnt think he looked good at all against Holloway.. if dustin doesnt finish khabib early then khabib probably submits him late
>Broward County, Florida
Why is all of the mma news literally coral springs on here
probs fucked a 17 year old
heeminder age of consent is arbitrary meme bullshit
r kelly did nothing wrong, free trujillo
He should go with the CTE defense
if you really believe this, then you should start spreading the word publicly, using your true identity. make signs and hand out flyers at the busiest intersection or shopping spot in your area, and so on. be a hero for your kind.
It sounds like lawyor talk for he was selling porn dvds out of his trunk.
i think he's a vegan
not ssurprisedthe faggot fin is a pedo. kys
No pedo: age of consent laws was promoted by jewish feminist. that's a fact.
I think Dustin has looked quite good, but I agree that he's likely to be submitted late. I just can't trust his TDD against a monster like Khabib.
It'll be interesting to see if Tony can cut up Khabib. I feel Khabib is so good with top control that he'll limit Tony's damage, but maybe Tony will surprise me. it'll also be interesting to see how Tony's cardio is affected by Khabib smothering/beating him up him for a full round or two. he might not have his usual endless cardio.
based jadechad
get on your local news station and let people know, my man. if you really believe in your views, then challenge society. be courageous.
When they break in Area 51 they are going to find Tony Ferguson doing an open workout.
he's no paige's brother according to this arrest. it can literally be sending/receiving a picture of a 17 year old. i'm assuming it's not too serious because the possible penalty isn't severe
>lose your chin
>go up a weight class where everyone has more power
dana wants this man dead.
Nah pedos should just kill themselves.
liked&rt
For sure the brainwashed masses that vote for socialism and immigration has great judgement.
For sure great point.
tony also has crazy scrambles when he gets taken down he doesnt just allow it to happen, it feels like a lot of khabibs top domination came against guys who just didnt know what to do once they got taken down whereas tonys always active on the ground, but yeah it will be a crazy fight no matter what i hope we see it soon
or sent nudes of himself to an underage
so lead them into the light. tell them age of consent shouldn't exist and the Jews are behind all evil. be brave and do it for the future of humanity.
Finns are greatest allies
said it's just transferring photos
age of consent is 17 in colorado anyway
This is a 17 yo woman. For sure she's not ready for sex.
Ryan Hall is a onions infested fag-end who seeks to abuse the UFC rules as much as possible to avoid a real confrontation. I would love to stomp on this penis of a man's face so hard that I cure his face tics, and then as he desperately attempts an imanari roll I would kick him with the comparative power of ten Fedor's to only one Warwick Davis. Midge.
she can have sex with people her own age or a little older. no one's stopping her. she just can't have sex with your 40 year old grimy basement dwelling ass.
*solves mma*
Relax he’s the next Askren incident. The payoff will be great. He’s still going to keep getting a few wins just watch.
good goy.
The real age of consent is when the girls father agrees.
>Why yes i will fight Frankie for Jade's hand. Let me just take some meth first.
alright who is your favorite female fighter without trolling
She will ready for sex only when she is 17 years and 365 days old. No less
Shevchenko ofc. Every other answer is wrong.
>She can be driven by an inexperienced driver.
>Just not somebody mature who knows what the fuck he's doing
Fer shure stable genius logic right there.
so again, start championing that viewpoint to the public. if that's truly how you feel, then make an impact. Marx, King, Descartes, etc. weren't popular either when they first started delivering their platform to the masses, but they are all now legendary figures who fundamentally changed societal behavior. you can do the same, my man. just get out there. post about it on twitter and facebook and use a loudspeaker in busy public places.
when's the next good ufc fight?
>underage girls dont enjoy fucking older guys
wew, hello sheltered friend
Kanna until Dern comes back.
unfortunately, an automobile and a human being are two very different entities. her brain is far from done developing and the fact is that that's more important than your carnal desires for her body. you can seriously fuck her up developmentally.
but, maybe we've got it all wrong. maybe scientific literature from all over the world, through decades of research, is faulty. I can see your logic. if I can, then surely millions of others definitely do as well. again, champion your views in public discourse. you may make some amazing changes and be a hero in history.
I never said they wouldn't or don't enjoy it. it happens all the time. I'm just explaining why it may be illegal from the viewpoint of the state and adult society at large.
are you guys watching the contender series it's on in 2 1/2 hours
is this the most talentless pop singer ever?
nah i have to go do some shit
15 weeks after her album release she's #2 on the billboard 200, 31.3m followers on instagram. yes but her handlers marketed her perfectly
>masses
The masses will be subdued in a medical slave state while i (as a card carrying patrician) will have dozens of young and nubile concubines in their prime breeding age at my disposal.
A Car is way more advanced than a woman i agree.
she's only 17 but has enough money to retire imagine swooping in and saving her life lol
Friends are overrated
haha. perhaps that day will come
is it typically spicy
i have nothing to do tonight
Okay let's talk mma. I just realized this:
Aspen Ladd + ABC = Maycee Barber.
She looks much thicker in the octagon than in her instagram pics for some reason
Cope
Describes me perfectly.
I'm tired of this "fighters need to unionize" meme
everybody seems to talk about it as if it's some kind of magic panacea that will solve the "issue" of fighters not getting payed enough
if the demand for mma was higher they would get payed more, simple as
adding more bureaucracy through unionizing will only fragment the market
I really hope so
>Marx
>Descartes
>King
Pleb tier. Read a book or go back.
Literally no one cares about that on heem. It's not our job to run the ufc.
Weak dick game once you factor in hes 5’5’’
What would've been the patrician choice?
Kant, Heidegger, Hegel?
I'm an avid reader, user. I'm reading The Tunnel by Sabato atm; it was strongly recommended to me by the ghost of Camus. I'm also reading Roberts' Napoleon. What about you?
>Overeem was paid $865,000 for his last fight
>fighters not paid enough
It's mostly bums that complain.
Now that is a based and redpilled list. I would include Nietzsche, but he's been ruined by fedora fags who only read his wiki summaries.
what happened to twitch and his informative OPs?
literally no one on here even gives the ufc a penny either lmao
You should read Gesta Danorum and learn some real history. All that french faggotry is making you into a fag.
i haven't read a book in over twenty years but i've read Yea Forums posts daily since 2005 who do you guys consider your favorite fighter of all time?
Just go dive off a bridge or something; pedos are the scum of the earth
Oppenheim, Aristostle, Adorno
garbage babbys first lit thread lmao
Yeah I felt so, and that's a good thing.
that's why heem is best mma-related website
exactly why unionizing won't work, any fighter worth a shit is not joining any commie union
Trump being to that Fedor fight was unirronically cited in the New York Times as the connection between Trump and Putin.
You're the biggest loser on all of Yea Forums
Interesting; I'll add it to the list. Thanks!
do you even know what a pedophile is?
Lukas likes to send youtube videos of german activists screaming in the street. I don't speak german blud. Had fun in Dresden with you though.
>Aristotle
>Calling me a baby
Do you really think I didn't start with the Greeks user?
It's fighters for made shaped the industry not promotions. "I want my salary to be at least 250k because I have 20 coaches, 10 doctors, a hypnotizer and my family who travels with me". Literally nobody gives a fuck about performance. It's them who thinks that they are some kind of super athletes
imagine wasting your time reading books lol just read Yea Forums
I don’t give two shits what fighters make if it sucks so bad quit doing it
Fedor hacked the DNC email servers. Look into it.
some guy on a harley was yelling so fucking loud at this son in the parking lot. he kept doing it so i screamed shut the fuck up no one wants to hear you yell faggot. i kept starring at him and he walked up to the passenger side of my car, noticed i have my .45 on my lap his face went white, he turned around and walked away looking back a couple times
That'd be you
fundamental != simple
you've probably heard of thermodynamics but I have no doubt you wouldn't know how to explain it to me in theory. same thing with Aristotle
Could be worse; could be a brain damaged spammer jobless pedo
What if Putin hacked Askren?
get a stress doll
One new thread please, and have my little Finnish handicapped man make it.
...
I unironically have an engineering degree and took thermo 1 and 2, but it was a good guess since most people don't know shit about thermo. I'm not saying Aristotle is shit, I'm just saying Kant and Hegel aren't shit (Heidegger is borderline though).
NEXT:
"You owe me a Modelo™ "
cool story bro
Nebraskan daydream isn't as cool sounding as nigerian nightmare
Do short guys have big dicks, or something?
>aristotle
>calling me a baby
You implied based Aristotle was babby tier, thus implying he shit. You intellectually dishonest when you're making car door parts too, lever monkey?
fuck you hope you die motherfucker