/nfl/ General: Fastest man in the NFL, Tyreek Hill Edition

Trips of truth. Hill is a child abusing asshole.

I think he did it, I dont think the chiefs will release him which is fucked up

it's sad to see fellow chiefsbros be this fucking delusional

I believe Hill is as likely to be the one responsible for going too far with corporal punishment as Crystal is. I don't believe a wood out of Crystals mouth about 2014 though, and given all the evidence provided for what happened in 2014 I believe she fabricated that whole incident.

>Tyreek "you need to be terrified of me too" Hill
It seems like autistic chiefs fans are trying to take the spotlight away from insecure green gay fans from last thread.

>18 game regular season

Why? The post season is usually set in stone by the 12th game and no one watches the garbage games anyway

>I believe she fabricated that whole incident.
nigga he literally admitted he did it and plead guilty to it. you are making excuses for a convicted wife beater and suspected child abuser. really think about that, you scummy retard.

You zoomed fags wouldn't be the insufferable shits you are now if your parents had the actual balls to beat the shut out of you when you misbehaved

Cringe

>Suspected child abuse

Beating your kids when they misbehave isn't abuse, it's parenting

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I wonder how heavily the Eagles will run two tight end sets this year. It's undisputed that they have the best TE group in the NFL, but they also have a very good wideout group and it would be odd if they didn't run 11 personnel often as well.

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Case in point

good thing we dont take bitter incel /pol/tard advice on parenting then.

>What are plea bargains
>Nobody ever innocent of a crime takes a plea bargain

There's literally stories of college athletes going to Jail, their whole career being ruined and over before it started, by bitches who fabricated false rape

This is a true story. Tyreeks plea bargain guaranteed him no Jail time, which is something going to trial wouldn't. Even if he was NOT GUILTY. Therefore Hill takes the plea bargain, doesn't go to Jail, gets drafted by the NFL and everything goes fine.

Until the same crazy bitch starts doing the crazy bitch stuff again like secretly leading and recording a conversation.Notice how this stuff only happens when Tyreek Hill breaks up with Crystal, who is afraid of her free meal ticket in life to erase her families debt running off without at least paying child support.

>"im not an incel"
>this post
top kek, keep going bro, you are totally going to convince this board that hes innocent if you just spam enough.

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He was attending summer school, and asked his teacher for permission to leave class so he could make a phone call, according to court papers. Then Banks, a senior, ran into Wanetta Gibson, a sophomore. Banks said they fooled around, but any sexual contact was consensual. Unfortunately Banks served five years in prison for alleged rape and a promising career vanished over manipulated allegations.

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>Nobody who is innocent ever goes to jail
>Nobody who is innocent ever takes plea bargains admitting to things they never did at the advice of their legal support
>The Justice system is always correct

Aside from Duke Lacrosse and Brian Banks, who?

I've most likely had more sex with you and didn't have to pay for it and I'm not bitter at all. In fact I'm grateful my parents physically disciplined me as a child because it taught me to be more respectful in my attitude and actions

>I've most likely had more sex with you and didn't have to pay for it
nigga I can personally attest that we've never had sex.

>I'm not bitter at all. In fact I'm grateful my parents physically disciplined me as a child because it taught me to be more respectful in my attitude and actions
which is why you're on Yea Forums swearing at strangers and defending a wife beating midget athlete early in the morning on a tuesday. and we're supposed to take parenting and life advice from you. get the fuck out of here, you trashy incel cunt.

One again, the guy you've been responding too isn't the person you're accusing him of being. Ontop of that Tyreek and Crystal were never married so the term "Wife beater" doesn't apply, but once again you're ignorant of literally every aspect of the case, and yet still spout out retarded after retarded statement and doing personal attacks on other peoples characters when confronted with evidence.

Not him, but wife beater is literally just slang for domestic abuser and you know it

i literally have not read a single post of yours. im not interested in incel rambling.

Yet you're obsessed to the point of replying to every post at every minute, even calling out other people who post on the subject.

O B S E S S E D

STOP TALKING ABOUT TYREEK HILL

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Post elite offensive minds
NOT SO FAST, RASM FANS

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>*destroys Belichick's defense*
>nothing personel kid

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ive dismissively trolled you into making wall of text replies that nobody will even read. ive strung you along like the retard that you are.

>I'm only pretended to be retarded
>Le epic Trolle

im not pretending to be retarded, just strung you along with no real effort. feel free to check all my posts and realize how stupid you are.

Remember when he was the worst hire in the last 25 years?
Now he's already got his own coaching tree

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>im not pretending to be retarded, just strung you along with no real effort. feel free to check all my posts and realize how stupid you are.

>I'm stringing u along it took no real effort guys

Neither does copying and pasting, which is what 80% of the "Long posts" that have been made are. The only person that looks retarded in all of this is you.

yeah im totally the one that is retarded, not the guy who spent the last hour huffing and puffing and making huge walls of text angrily trying to convince a dozen stranger that tyreek hill isn't a woman beating child beating monster(he is).

im sorry to inform you that you are, indeed, the only retard here.

Both of you should kill yourselves

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If you have nothing to argue with aside from making insults, then you never had a leg to stand on and should be ignored

>Angrily
I work overnights, and was paid the entire time I was posting during the last part of my shift.

Which is more than you can say as you sat here in /nfl/ responding to every post all hour to a guy just trying to pass time.

i have a policy against giving incels serious responses.

>I work overnights, and was paid the entire time I was posting during the last part of my shift.
yeah me too im an ER night shift doctor and i was getting paid triple overtime just to make fun of you

Cheebcuck lmao

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>beating up kids is actually a good thing
>my single anecdote about a woman falsely accusing a man means all women are liars, despite a documented extremely low false accusal rate
So much cringe in this thread

>yeah me too im an ER night shift doctor and i was getting paid triple overtime just to make fun of you
lmao and now you're making shit up to make yourself feel better for wasting your time

>lmao and now you're making shit up to make yourself feel better for wasting your time
oh the ironing...

>I'm an ER NIGHT SHIFT DOC GUYS
>I m-m-made t-t-triple overtime guys
>Hahaaaaa the retards BTFO

its funny how frustrated and into this conversation you are. the very fact that you took that post i made literally and completely seriously proves you really are an autistic incel.

>replying with meme arrows is taking a post serious

playing it off as meme arrows isnt going to work here, sorry. the two other people reading this thread know you are losing this back and forth.

based, i love Reich too.

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>the two other people reading this thread know you are losing this back and forth.

which is why people post this

yeah except that retard thinks i was trying to have an actual conversation with you. i just ignored all your babbling walls of text and made fun of you. im winning at mocking you.

>im winning at mocking you.
You only win that if it bothers me which it clearly doesnt

>You only win that if it bothers me
in other words, i very obviously won. you at least tried really hard.

I don't know how anyone could say the Eagles aren't the good guys

If i was bothered by it i'd stop replying to you and would have a long time ago.

>If i was bothered by it i'd stop replying to you
yeah, thats not how it works.

that is how it works tho. if you're bothered by something on the internet you can close the window, shut off the laptop, turn off your phone and go on in life. Your anonymous posts mean literally nothing to me

the fact you can run out the clock makes this sport gay to me!

Make better use of your timeouts then.

>that is how it works tho.
no it isnt. buttblasted retards like you keep replying because the idea of letting a guy like me get the better of you upsets you. ive done nothing but make fun of you, but you cant let it go. i won this a long time ago.

>90% of this thread is two faggots arguing over Tyreek Hill
Better than Old Bay and Bradysknee arguing about politics at least.

>Letting the idea
>Of a guy who posts on an anonymous image board get the better of you

You seriously don't understand how this website works, do you? If I was some sensitive whiny, crybaby who actually seriously cared what the person replying to me thought I'd post on a website with usernames, and where people circlejerk each other off for their opinions.

literally nothing anybody says, does, or types here matters to literally anyone else unless you're factitious enough to put on a trip.

The fact you can't seem to tell I've got nothing better to do after working nightshift as all my friends are busy at work or still asleep but to shitpost on /nfl/ is beyond me.

now thats not fair i havent talked about tyreek hill at all. ive done nothing but make fun of the guy talking about tyreek hill. you owe me an apology.

>posts only matter from tripfags
lmao

>i dont care and you didnt bother me but i am going to keep replying to your low effort bait because im not mad at all. if i were mad id get off the computer
i think you might actually be partially mentally retarded.

Sorry you’re a faggot. Eat shit.

Too much autism itt. I'll check back later, I hope you all get your shit together.

>>posts only matter from tripfags
no, no no. I'm saying that the only people who take the identity, and thus the opinions of anyone here seriously enough to give a fuck are tripfags.

What I typed was >Posts only matter to tripfags.

also, your "bait" isn't low effort if you're been "Baiting" for over an hour. You aren't baiting me to reply if I WANT to reply.

>Sorry
it's okay, i forgive you. just try to read the thread next time so you dont make that same mistake again.

>nobody on Yea Forums gets upset unless they have a trip
you are either new here or stupid. nothing you are saying even partially makes sense. people get mad and stubbornly reply to bait all the time even without trips. youre doing it right now.

>its not bait, i wanted to be baited this whole time
is this the new 'i was merely pretending to be retarded'?

>I posted that it was base 40 posts ago
>The user keeps replying to my cleverly disguised ruse
>he clearly is still being baited to reply to my bait posts even though I've cleverly said it's been bait for the last hour

I'm saying nobody that isn't an overly emotional fuckwad would get triggered or angry by shit people post or reply to you on a place on the internet that is anonymous, and where it has been well known for people to go to, to post shit they wouldn't post anywhere else on the internet.

It's not rocket science to understand that. It's also not rocket science to understand that if I'm replying to your post and have been despite you calling them bait for the last hour means that I'm bored and getting a good laugh out of it.

yes im sure you really wanted to spend all of this time responding to low effort mockery. which has now devolved into you typing detailed descriptions of how not mad you are while obviously being mad.

I'm listening to a twitch stream in the background, grinding on an oldschool maplestory server on my 2nd monitor and regenning health/mana everytime I reply to your post because I joined a few days ago and pots are expensive on a low level mage.

If anything it makes waiting for my shit to regenerate pass by faster so thanks bruverino

Rings > passing yards

>im so not mad im going to describe to you how not mad an uninvested i am
youre doing a great job.

And then you remember.
>Eagles
>Philadelphia Eagles
>Philadelphia

glad you're interested in hearing more about it. I'm playing the server cause it's nostalgic of 13 years ago when me and my brother played the game as kids. It's a great time.

You just say that because you think you're supposed to.

>Eagles are good guys because no one likes them
Lmao.

i didnt say i was interested in your gay manchild anime game. just complimenting you on your excessive effort to convey how little you care when it couldnt be more obvious that you do.

Are y’all gonna fuck each other already?

i dont fuck incels

once again, replying to these posts gives me a moment to regenerate my mana and health. I'm curious at how many times you're going to reply, it's already extremely impressive that you've wasted this much of your time and effort continuing to reply to me after the conversation swapped off tyreek.

>hmm claiming i was being paid didnt make me appear less mad
>maybe if i claim im doing something else ill seem less mad
>better try typing in lowercase like he is while im at it
watching you squirm and struggle to appear less interested is pretty funny.

What can I say? I may be a toothpaste but the one time I actually had the chance to go to an NFL game some drunk Eagles fans started a fight I had to help split up. Confirmation bias? Maybe. But stereotypes were confirmed that day.

i was at work, i got off an hour ago. Hence the fact I've said overnight shift, don't forget man! it's silly how much you make me repeat myself.

Happens anywhere desu

A real life fight between drunken eagles fans, man you got a good show

boy you just have so much else going on. maybe if you keep coming up with other things youre doing, youll appear less mad.

I was at work, I'm grinding maplestory now that I got home. Pretty simple, and only two things I have been doing

dont forget obsessively replying to my mockery

it's rude if you don't reply to the person who is replying to you!

berds

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its not about rudeness. you have gone over to complete desperation.

>almost 100 replies
>20 posters
Just fucking kill yourselves already holy shit. The same two faggots are shitting up the thread even more than usual

ayyy, just hit lvl 20, thanks for the assist wouldn't have made it without you helping distract me doing regenning my mana.

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thats what happens when you make a thread with the sole purpose of making excuses for a wife beater

cringe. outing yourself as a weeb dork isnt going to somehow lessen your humiliation.

there really isnt humiliation senpai. I'm anonymous. You'd have to be a complete idiot to get humiliated by something where nobody knows your identity.

I'm laughing at the fact you're replying to every single post though. What else are you doing? I'm playing some maple, hbu u senpai.Can't just be refreshing Yea Forums waiting 2 "humiliate me" some more

>there really isnt humiliation senpai. I'm anonymous
sure there is. ive casually outwitted you and mocked you. us being anonymous doesnt matter. youre humiliated because i made you feel stupid.

thats why youve acted the way you have. you know, the initial super serious walls of text about tyreek hill. then trying to get me to argue about it. then explaining in detail how you arent mad. now to this point where youve desperately tried every embarrassing measure you can to appear nonchalant. everything about your behavior screams humiliation and insecurity.

I stopped talking about Tyreek because about every point I could've made on the subject I spoke. I'm replying to every post because I find it hilarious that you're replying to every post.

literally, getting a chuckle at every (you) I see.

Theres genuine humiliation for both of you at this point. Please leave and never return this is too autistic even for a Japanese yak herding forum

calm down autists

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>I'm replying to every post because I find it hilarious that you're replying to every post.
youre replying because i got the better of you and youve tried every way you can to save face and win the conversation. and failed.

>literally, getting a chuckle at every (you) I see.
nah. this is a pure cope and we both know it. youre blank faced and hoping my next post gives you some opportunity to get the upper hand.

not really senpai, i've got no interest in replying in a statement longer to get a (you). There's nothing to be embarrassed about on an anonymous online forum, there's nothing to be won or less by getting some "Upper hand" based off what you said. The second you stop replying to me, I'll stop getting humor out of you replying, and the next time I go to /nfl/ and post, nobody will remember this conversation. Nor even know I took a part in it. There's literally no social face to lose and thus no reason to be embarrassed.

So what's the deal with the Raiders? They've aquired some talent recently but it's guys who are probably on the downswing.
>Clay Matthews
Been in the league a while, dissapears in big games, permashook by the new tackling rules
>AB
Also been in the league a while, already talks about retiring, is probably only with Gruden for a fee extra years of triple-A contract money

Despite this, will they be good?

>2-0 agaisnt MemeVay
>BTFO BB in Owl instead of getting BTFO by him
>MemeVay is somehow the one with a COTY award

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>btfo BB
>1 score game
Lmao.

nfl.com/photoessays/0ap3000001035707/2019-nfl-head-coach-power-rankings:-who-follows-bill-belichick?
Never mind, he actually got some credit for once

This is about elite offensive minds and he shredded BB about as bad as he has ever been in his whole career and by far the worst in a playoff game

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>not really senpai
yeah, really. everything i said is accurate. the fact that youre typing completely differently now is a testament to how much i got into your head.

>I'll stop getting humor out of you replying
we already went over this. this is like the most prototypical 14 year old cope. nobody buys that youre actually amused or laughing or holding a wine chalice and having a hearty british laugh. i got under your skin and youre trying to save face.

>the next time I go to /nfl/ and post, nobody will remember this conversation.
youll know you lost this exchange, and that what has kept you replying.

nobody, i repeat nobody ever has ever thought to themselves "You know what I'd do if im embarrassed? Spend 2 hours replying to some guy in 1-2 sentence replies in an attempt to save face"

there isnt winning or losing the exchange. You're literally just helping me pass time. You can't lose something you had nothing to gain from. You can't win something you had nothing to gain from.

Nice pic OP

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>nobody, i repeat nobody ever has ever thought to themselves "You know what I'd do if im embarrassed? Spend 2 hours replying to some guy in 1-2 sentence replies in an attempt to save face"
of course not. they just reflexively reply out of embarrassment, anger, a desperate need to lessen humiliation etc. exactly like you just did.

>there isnt winning or losing the exchange.
yeah, there is. i won. you overreacted and acted like an idiot in an attempt to outwit me.

>You're literally just helping me pass time.
more obvious coping. youve spent this entire thread desperately trying to prove replying to me isnt wasting your time and youre just doing it because you want to. youre so insistent that its obvious that the opposite is true.

based

I have never attempted to out wit you. I am once again only replying because I find it hilarious in the decade plus I have posted on this site, I have never once had someone be so obsessed to reply to each and every reply I have ever made, to the point of replying to other people who aren't me just because they thought it was me.

It's honestly the most hilarious thing ever. So is the fact the person who openly admitted to baiting is still replying after he made his bait known 2 and a half hours ago. It's absolutely hilarious.

Clay Matthews has been trash for a while now.
Brown is very good, but benefited a lot from the Steelers' offense (system/diverse weapons/QB). He'll do well, but won't be MVP-level unless Carr becomes legit. Also, I don't trust Gruden.
The Raiders will likely own the third place spot in their division. They're about to get stuck for a while in the "too good to tank, not good enough to compete for anything" trap.

When Tyreek Hill receives exactly 0 games suspension will you ever be able to come back to /nfl/ or will you be too seething?

And then Nagy won coty the next season despite also getting embarrassed by based Dougie P lol

Right? Tyreek at the camera is picturesque as fuck.

>I have never attempted to out wit you.
sure you did. why do you think you started typing in lowercase? made like 10 attempts to appear uninterested in this conversation in different ways? your insecurity and desire to come out on top of this exchange drove you to act like an idiot.

>I have never once had someone be so obsessed to reply to each and every reply
youre doing that right now.

>It's honestly the most hilarious thing ever.
yeah its funny as fuck im laughing so hard in real life right now. im just so amused by you.

there is no form where anybody comes out on top from this conversation because a conversation between two anonymous people on the internet with no way to recognize who is posting has nobody that could come out on top.

Hell I could stop replying, someone else could start replying to you, and you'd probably still keep replying to them despite that fact we'd be two different people I am replying right now, but it isn't the only thing I'm doing.

Once again the only reason I'm doing it is because I'm curious to see how long you're going to keep replying for. Which so far has been about 3 hours.

>yeah its funny as fuck im laughing so hard in real life right now. im just so amused by you.
that makes two of us

As a healthy starting QB, Tom Brady missed the playoffs exactly once: 2002. His team missed the playoffs once because of an injury to him, 2008.

As a healthy starting QB, Peyton Manning missed the playoffs twice: 1998 (rookie season) and 2001. His team missed the playoffs once because of an injury to him, 2011.

As a healthy starting QB, Aaron Rodgers missed the playoffs twice: 2008 and 2018. His team missed the playoffs once because of an injury to him, 2017.

As a healthy starting QB, Drew Brees missed the playoffs nine times (2002, 2003, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2012, 2014, 2015, 2016).

Brees doesn’t belong in the “greatest QBs of his era” discussion with the other three. Don’t be blinded by muh yards.

>missing or making the playoffs is an individual stat
Why are retards allowed to post here?

>there is no form where anybody comes out on top from this conversation because a conversation between two anonymous people on the internet with no way to recognize who is posting has nobody that could come out on top.
our anonymous status doesnt matter. you are aware that a stranger outsmarted you, and that is enough to drive your behavior.

>Hell I could stop replying, someone else could start replying to you, and you'd probably still keep replying to them despite that fact we'd be two different people
and yet you, the guy in real life, will be aware that i won this exchange. it doesnt matter if someone else comes in or you leave.

>I am replying right now, but it isn't the only thing I'm doing.
the entire reason you lost this exchange so hard is your insecurity led to a constant need to try and prove you arent invested in this reply chain. which has again, made it obvious that you are very invested.

>Once again the only reason I'm doing it is because I'm curious to see how long you're going to keep replying for.
that's a convenient excuse, sure. but its not the actual reason youve kept replying to me.

theres literally no such thing as winning or losing in anonymous discourse.

Thanks again tho 4 the laughs and distraction. I'm almost level 21 in maplestory, n getting through some quests.

Truly great QBs make the playoffs without needing an elite roster every single season.

>theres literally no such thing as winning or losing in anonymous discourse.
yes there is. as evidenced by how hard i exposed you in this conversation.

>Thanks again tho 4 the laughs and distraction. I'm almost level 21 in maplestory, n getting through some quests.
yeah, you tried this tactic like an hour ago. it didnt work then, and its not working now.

You're an idiot.
Anyway, I don't think anyone can argue Brees is the best of the group, but there's no way you can't say he's comparable.

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its not a tactic.
I'm telling you whats going on. For the last hour I've been replying to you just because I laugh at your replies.

The reason you feel like you have to reply to every post is because if you don't reply to me you think you've lost. If you stopped replying to me right now you've felt like you lost. So you have to keep replying. Your brain feels like there's something to win or lose by replying to me.

I'm just passing time in the morning and replying gives me something to do inbetween grinding.

I'm going to keep replying, and it won't change much. I've stated my stance, I don't believe in winning, or losing. You obviously do, and that's why you have to get the last reply in, and have been wasting your time replying for the last 2 hours while I've been playing a videogame.

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It's aways pretty cool to see classic black and white football pictures like this colorized. The NFL must have been fun back when he played.

>it's still going on

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>I'm telling you whats going on. For the last hour I've been replying to you just because I laugh at your replies.
nobody buys this, so im not sure why you keep insisting on it. nobody who says stuff like this is ever actually laughing in real life, and the only people that ever type it are people trying to hide their assmad. aka you.

>The reason you feel like you have to reply to every post is because if you don't reply to me you think you've lost.
nope. ive won this conversation the entire way through. whenever we stop ill still feel satisfied, even if its me that must leave first.

>I'm just passing time in the morning and replying gives me something to do inbetween grinding.
okay, thanks for providing your one hundredth justification for continuing to reply to me. its just as meaningful to me as all of your other excuses. i mean reasons.

>You obviously do, and that's why you have to get the last reply in,
i dont believe getting the last reply is winning, i believe consistently making a moron out of you to be winning, which i have been doing very well.

Autism in full effect

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i think he's really got him on a string here

....wew

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Halfway through another quest, and level 21. I can finally go KPQ, Ayy thanks again for replying.

I couldn't give a fuck less if anonymous people believe if im laughing or not, because I am laughing at your replies.

Look at how much effort you're spending in repeating yourself.
It's hilarious.

If you really feel like you'l be satisfied whenever you stop replying, and if you really feel like you've already "Won" why not stop replying now? Then maybe you'll actually "Win" something, and make my grinding of 100 animal fossils from these green mushrooms im boutta kill less entertaining

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The tweet that saved the nfl

What the fuck is this thread?

God i’m glad i’m not autistic enough to go on a hundred post long battle on Yea Forums with a fat retard.

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>I couldn't give a fuck less if anonymous people believe if im laughing or not, because I am laughing at your replies.
maybe if you insist youre laughing again, ill eventually believe it.

>Look at how much effort you're spending in repeating yourself.
oh the ironing

>If you really feel like you'l be satisfied whenever you stop replying, and if you really feel like you've already "Won" why not stop replying now?
because you keep providing easy opportunities for me to make fun of you and point out how mentally feeble you are.

>because you keep providing easy opportunities for me to make fun of you and point out how mentally feeble you are.

It's great how that brings you delusional joy, also just found some gloves nice

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oh there's nothing delusional about it. its been really fun watching you squirm your way through this.

>He's squirming now
l o l

well, no. he gave up and started playing dead more recently after he realized he lost and stopped trying to innovate, but he was squirming for a while trying to come up with new ways to try to convince me he didnt care.

>Oh noooo he's squirmming
>i'm in a cold sweat, an user embarrassed me online to a bunch of people who never knew my identity
ohnonoooooo ohahahaaaaa how will I ever live down this embarrassment

well clearly youll have to try to erase it from your memory or try pretend it never happened. but unfortunately youll always know i got under your skin and got the better of you.

here, ill even be nice and end this autism here.

lord i cannot believe how hilariously delusional you have been in your replies. I seriously SERIOUSLY hope you haven't been replying to me spending 20 seconds typing the first thoughts in my head for the last 3 hours without doing something else.like looord man. seriously, for 3 hours since the start of the thread you've been replying to me shitposting.

Thank you, thank you for 3 hours of nonstop amusement brother

by the way /NFL/ I'm a bengals fan

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I miss old gay

>I have no argument so you idiot >:(
Stellar. If only yards could be converted into playoff appearances.

Not him but compare their defensive ranks over the years. Last time Brees had a top 5 defense was 2013 and the Seahawks weren't going to lose that year

>no argument
Speak for yourself. Playoff appearances alone are in no way a legitimate method for determining how good a QB is. You >muh team stat autists are the worst.

remember to report the 2 guys who shat the thread up for posting off topic.

Also Chiefs winning the SB this year

What was the worst crime committed by a player on your team?

usatoday.com/sports/nfl/arrests/

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>winning isn’t a metric of success for the single most influential position on the field
HoF-caliber receivers, running backs, linemen etc. can absolutely miss the playoffs and consistently be on teams that struggle through no fault of their own. Truly great QBs can have trash around them and still drag their team to the playoffs and consistently put up winning seasons.

The New York Jets are my favorite team tbqh

Grim.

Do they have to have been on the team at the time? If not, without much research, I'll go with O.J. Simpson.

T.Y. Hilton rapes the entire city of Houston every time he travels there. Surprised he’s not in jail yet.

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I guess pic related

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Though personally I think this is worse

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>check catalog
>/nfl/ with decent amount of posts
>all of them are two morons arguing about wifebeating
Pretty pathetic tbqh

That isn't how it works though. 90% of playoff teams have a top ten defense whereas the Saints have had consistently bad defenses over the past decade, some historically bad. Brees had to put up +30 points almost every single game because his defense also gave up over 30 points a game the majority of the time. I'm not even an Aints fan but you are completely retarded

>90% of playoff teams have a top ten defense
Yeah I’m going to need to see source for that

>not finishing off a pit dindu
I agree, that is worse.

>Playoff teams are good
Wow amazing analysis there

Don't worry Goddell will make a despite Hill doing nothing wrong at this point. Goddell has always have the last laugh in everything.

Not the worst but this gave me a good chuckle

forgive, am retard

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fucking based

Dude literally just shut the fuck up. You both are losers for carrying this on for so long but you are the bigger faggot because you are talking smugly as though you 'winning' an internet argument, which you're declaration of victory is based on your own subjective opinion, gives you reason to sit on a high horse. And you sit there saying you are getting to him judging by his constant replying but you are doing the same you dumb shit and just repeating the same thing over which lends credence to the fact you are a retard. Now just shut the fuck up. The argument was at least football related when about Hill slightly or about someone who plays, but now it's just you talking about how bothered some other fag is who probably was bothered originally but now has just been sucked into your back and forth circle of gayness.

You mean like when they allowed 13 points and still lost

I checked out of curiosity last year 58% of playoff teams had a top ten defense (points allowed)

That I buy. 90% was a total farce.

Lmao 90% is totally impossible. There's 12 playoff teams

I knew he was generalizing the number, but I also thought it was way off.

How would you rate Stafford as a QB?

clay matthews went to the rams bro, lol
raoders added chaz green, lamarcus joyner, trent brown, tyrell williams
so a bunch of middling hole fillers

Over the course of some years it would be possible.

All of the following will get in the Hall of Fame because the NFL is way too lenient on who gets in. That said, the actual objective ranking would be as follows.

2000s-2010s era QBs:
>Literally the GOAT
Tom Brady
>Hall of Fame
Peyton Manning
Aaron Rodgers
>Hall of Very Good
Russell Wilson
Drew Brees
>Hall of Good
Ben Roethlisberger
Philip Rivers
Matt Ryan

Am I missing anybody?
>inb4 Eli or Flacco shitposts

Overpaid Megatron babby

Pretty awesome Mayock harped on character and leadership and then brought in AB, Burfict, and RICHIE FUCKING INCOGNITO. What a fucking joke.

>your team
>your team’s most underrated player
>your team’s smartest player
>your favorite division rival
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
>best burb team
>best kot team
>do Bills fans exist?

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Whereas Luck, Rodgers and Brees are the most overrated QBs by casuals and talking heads, Fatford is the most overrated QB by Yea Forums and other contrarians. He is the epitome of average.

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Drew Brees has got to be higher than that lol.

brees is the most overrated because he got a stigma for being underrated and casual fans try to compensate
hes like a boring brett favre that cant improvise plays and doesnt even make the playoffs half the time

>your team
Eagles
>your team’s most underrated player
Avonte Maddox
>your team’s smartest player
Jason Kelce
>your favorite division rival
Uhh, Redskins I guess. Never have to worry about them being good
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
Raiders
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Browns or Bills

Rapistburger has three owl appearances, two of which are victories. That alone puts him above Brees and Wilson.

trevor davis - bomb threat at an airport

"Has Elite Potential" is a dumb tier you could put tons of people in. Allen and Darnold. Any of the "Uknown, " Ryan Fitzpatrick even because we've fucking seen it. Nick Foles...

Will Mahomes win a Super Bowl?

>your team
Texans
>your team’s most underrated player
Tytus Howard
>your team’s smartest player
Watson is a big brain nigga
>your favorite division rival
I don’t hate the jags
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
Rasms
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Vikings
>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
I wrote MLP fanfiction when I was 13
>best burb team
By talent? Seahawks
>best kot team
Lions are the only ones with a championship
>do Bills fans exist?
Yes

nice list

>your team
The Indianapolis Football Colts
>your team’s most underrated player
Jordan Wilkins. Mack and Hines get all the love but Wilkins is a very efficient runner on the rare snaps he gets.
>your team’s smartest player
Jacoby Brissett, pic related
>your favorite division rival
I dislike the Titans slightly less than the Texicans and Faguars
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
Whoever I gamble on
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Oakland would burn if the Las Vegas raiders won the super bowl
>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
I fucked a black chick once
>best burb team
Eagles obviously
>best kot team
Panthers
>do Bills fans exist?
I work with one. I have yet to meet a Bucs fan though.

>Allen
>Darnold
L E L

did they harp about good character? there is certainly no lack of character

I’m not as smart as the Brisket, it would seem

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What's your favorite name on your team?
For me, it's Cre'Von LeBlanc

>implying guilty

Budda Baker because I’m a manchild who likes alliteration

>>your team
pack
>>your team’s most underrated player
the words out on adams, bakh, and clark... so blake martinez?
>>your team’s smartest player
le cerebral godgers
>>your favorite division rival
bears for the kino, lions for the pity
>>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
chiefs for the memes, then they can squander a loyal mahomes a la favre and brees
>>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
falcoons
>>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
I stole someones favorite yugioh card. I try to make the sin make me a better person
>>best burb team
eagles
>>best kot team
panthers
>>do Bills fans exist?
not outside buffalo

he blew chunks in his victories

Doesn't matter

if the pats dont win homefield advantage, and the nfc is another hot inexperienced team, it could happen soon

equanineous st. brown or marques valdez-scantling

>your team
New York's only football team, the Buffalo Bills
>your team’s most underrated player
Micah Hyde or Jordan Poyer
>your team's smartest player
Shady beat up a bunch of off-duty cops and got away with it so...
>your favorite division rival
Jets. I hate them but I respect their fans.
>if not your team, who would you like to see win the owl
Chiefs but just for Andy Reid, maybe Bears
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Detroit
>do Bills fans exist?
My guy do you not watch youtube? They are real and they are dangerous.

I remember Eagles legend Jordan Poyer

Redpill on the 2020 Panthers. Do I really have anything to worry about Week 1 with these assholes?

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Never date a girl named Crystal. A name like Crystal mean she’s from low class. Looking at all the Ambers too

They are going to narrowly miss the playoffs.

>Crystal, hotter than a 3 dollar pistol

says you
good quarterbacks can win SBs and not be hall of fame caliber

>your team
Carolina Panthers
>your team’s most underrated player
#1 Cam Newton, unironically
>your team’s smartest player
#88 Greg Olsen. Dude’s old as shit and knows his stuff.
>your favorite division rival
Atlanta because the games are almost always good
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
Jacksonville Jaguars
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Oakland Raiders, maybe. Because they’re moving and it’ll be the last chance for Oakland to chimp out
>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
I don’t reallt keep secrets
>best burb team
Seattle
>best kot team
Carolina
>do Bills fans exist?
I’ve never met a Buccaneers fan IRL nor a Bills fan
Finna boutta put you in the ground and Cam finna boutta dab on ya

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I hate the hawks but Wilson is probably the best qb to ever play the game. 100% underrated because he is black.

He gets both the black and manlet debuffs

>is probably the best qb to ever play
At his current career trajectory, barring injury, there’s a good chance he finishes among the top 15ish range which is very impressive.
Best ever? Pass me what you’re smoking.

>yfw da bears winnda superb owl

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I don’t know why, but every Amber I’ve met is white trash yet every Amberly I’ve met is posh white upper middle class suburban bitch. That ly makes a world of difference.

>Cedric Griffin
>Accused of getting into ruckus with bouncers and police after getting kicked out of Minneapolis club for letting his pants sag too low.
topkek

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Cringe

Every last Seth I’ve known has been autistic and a danger to themselves and others

Eli literally has as many SB MVPs as everyone below Peyton combined.

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You are so stupid it hurts

Despite the meme, I’ve only met two men named Chad and both were fat balding normal-ish old dudes.

If Mahomes wins another playoff game, is he better than Rivers?

Get off of Yea Forums Drew

He already is.

Based Germanbro

>your team
Bears
>your team’s most underrated player
Trubisky
>your favorite division rival
Vikings
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
Giants
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Lions but it will never happen.
>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
I masturbate to anime girls
>best burb team
Cardinals
>best kot team
Jaguars
>do Bills fans exist?
Don't know

Are....are you me?

I mean >we have Hernandez but I personally like
>Apprehended at Costa Rica airport, accused of carrying 58 grams of marijuana inside a can of iced tea.
I mean come on

>your team
Eagles
>underrated
Nigel Bradham
>smartest
Malcolm Jenkins
>favorite division rival
Redskins by default I guess
>would like to see win the owl
Chiefs, I want to see the Walrus get one
>burn to the ground
The Bills, if you can count Buffalo as a "major city". If not, then Oakland I guess.
>secret
I don't really have anything major, my life isn't that interesting.
>best burb team
Eagles, obviously
>best kot team
Pants I guess?
>Bills fans
Yeah, they're insane

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It gets even better, because his nickname is "Strap"

The most chill supervisor at my job is named Seth. Wouldn't be a harm to anyone, could be autistic though.

he is a guy you keep around until you find the guy, and is not worth being the highest paid quarterback in the league (at the time he signed his contract).

Every Amber I know is white, blonde, skinny af, smart (4 wimmin :^)), and aggressive

imagine being philip rivers and having a legit bid to finally get an MVP, and being completely forgotten in favor of a first year starter in your own division
then getting demolished in Foxborough added another nail in the coffin of your legacy

Seriously /nfl/ WHAT the fuck is the Vikings problem?

Here's a fun fact, 5 Superbowl teams have the vikings either directly responsible for their FIRST superbowl ring, or along the way.

Steelers
Raiders
Chiefs

All won their first SB ring against the Vikings.

Eagles
Saints

Both beat the Vikings in the NFCCG to go on and win their first SB Ring.

WHY the fuck are the vikings consistently a top tier team, consistently making playoffs, they're on playoff 29 now out of the superbowl Era. That's over half, that's nearly 3/5ths of all playoffs.

45. FOURTY Five, playoff games played. That's nearly one playoff game played for every superbowl played.

They're on the top 5 most winning teams list.

So I ask again. What the fuck is their problem?

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It’s his fault for being a papist.

>>your team
Pats
>>your team’s most underrated player
Brady. Every year he's somehow "not in the top 10, dink and dunk, system baby, Belichick baby", you name it
>>your team’s smartest player
Brady
>>your favorite division rival
Dolphins by default
>>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
Cardinals or Chargers
>>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Steelers
>>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
Fapped to furry porn. Gay furry porn.
>>best burb team
Historically? Ravens
>>best kot team
Not the Bengals lol
>>do Bills fans exist?
Does Buffalo exist?

>every single team in the NFC South has a losing record all-time
Extremely grim.

Deatrich Wise Jr.

...I'm sorry, where is the damage? She looks like she had some aggressive sex...but I'm not seeing the abuse? Is this the wrong picture?

if you looked at win% over the last 30 years, chicago would plummet on the list lol

You sound awfully invested? You a prosecuting attorney?

theyre an npc feeder team

And you continue to reply spanning two entire threads.

>Have sex.
>Kill yourself.
These are your options son.

What if he had sex and blew his brains out after?

HOLY SHIT I SEE AN EXTREMLY SMALL BRUISE LIFE IN JAIL IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP SYSTEMIC RACISM AND DOMESTIC ABUSE

Cool. Now if only you could do something your father wouldn't be ashamed of.

PLAYER-CHARACTER TEAMS:
Patriots
Colts
Broncos
Chiefs
Steelers
Ravens
Bengals
Browns
Eagles
Giants
49ers
Cardinals
Lions

NPC TEAMS:
Titans
Texans
Jaguars
Bills
Jets
Dolphins
Chargers
Raiders
Cowboys
Redskins
Saints
Falcons
Panthers
Bucs
Seahawks
Rams
Packers
Vikings
Bears

Are you sure it still isn't?

i dont think either of those faggots play maplestory

>Every last Seth I’ve known has been autistic and a danger to themselves and others

That's a cornerstone of Jewish Identity

Fine by me. Whatever clears up the posts and gets us back to calling each other retarded faggots over millionaire sports boys club.

>leaveland
>buffalel
>major cities

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top tier post lad

I can't take another season of Eli missing easy screen passes and throwing behind his receivers in the flats.

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Where is this image from? What years does it cover? Is it only regular season, or playoffs included?
Here's an updated one, including regular season and playoffs.

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decent list

Naw the Jets are the Leroy Jenkins of Player Character teams

Define “Player Character Team” for us.

Would you rather have Jones start right away?

ouch

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>sorted by PD
nice one, dipshit

I don't know why the sorting is fucked up. I'll try to fix it...

Yeah, I figured it out. I removed some columns, so it got confused.

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I thought it was child abuse not spousal abuse

Yes

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Ravens and Broncos are NPC
Bears are PC

It's nobody abuse. All alleged. Crystal and Tyreek are both shitty people in general, but the CuckKnights are obsessed with it because Hill plead guilty in order to move along litigation and keep the media from making it a bigger issue right before the start of a new season... so they automatically assume he's beaten and raped a hundred women and routinely runs over children with his truck. And if you feel any type of way about it, or try to argue from a neutral position, you're apparently supposed to go to /pol/? because I guess it's a political issues somehow...

why don't you just throw your money into a tire fire instead

>your team
The 2020 superbowl champion Buffalo Bills
>your team’s most underrated player
Matt Milano
>your team’s smartest player
Lorenzo Alexander
>your favorite division rival
I hate the Dolphins the least I guess. Mostly because we usually shit on them
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
The Lions
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Buffalo
>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
I browse Yea Forums (and 4channel)
>>best burb team
Ravens
>>best kot team
Lions
>>do Bills fans exist?
Yes and they are easily the best fans in the league. Really isn't even close

giving yourself brain damage on gameday =/= being a great fan

I have it figured as a 1:20 chance at worst. 42:1 odds for a 6th overall is insane. Watch what happens to those odds after he starts getting snaps with the 1s in camp

cope

i think bills fans are the ones who need to do that, generally

t. seething fan of a bandwagon team

don't hit your head on a table on your way out

Post your record predictions for each team.

Dubs confirm

Every single team goes 7-8-1

you don't need to respond to your own posts, it's fine to let them die

I predict the Lions won't make the playoffs.

>packers
>npc
are you fucking new to football?

>hint: they win owl 2020
>Milano/Foster
>A;;en
>Dolphins I guess, but I hate them all
>Browns
>Buffalo. Not even memeing, there would be arson, looting, riots
>My fetishes
>Eagles
>Pants
>no

>green gay
heebie jeebies!

>Bengals
>Browns
>Cardinals
>Lions
wrong
>Panthers
>Packers
>Bears
triple wrong

Someone explain to me how this happened

Hard mode: no memeing

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Eli happened.

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Good list I'd have Fitzmagic as pure wildcard though

he can be elite for 2 qts every game

>>your team
jaguars
>>your team’s most underrated player
the entire WR core...Foles should be able to help these young guys out
>>your team’s smartest player
probably Foles now
>>your favorite division rival
Colts. Because we actually beat them sometimes.
>>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
anybody but the fucking Patriots, Steelers or GB for the next decade
>>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Buffalo
>>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
do you want to die?
>>best burb team
¿_W_H_A_T_?
>>best kot team
¿_W_H_A_T_?
>>do Bills fans exist?
if jacksonville has fans, the bills can have fans

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This list was made by an NPC
Like, how are the Patriots; the team people who don’t watch football root for all over the country, not NPC?

>Known Brand = Good
is the most NPC thing ever. The fact you put Pats #1 as PC means you’re an NPC Pats fan

Forget his name, but one of our starters hired a hitman to kill his pregnant gf
t. Panthers fan

>PLAYER-CHARACTER TEAMS
Soulless
>NPC teams
Soul

Go Rams!

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Hawks are finna dab on you

Berds are finna dab on the Hawks

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What is /nfl/ listening right now?

Bathory- Call from the Grave

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>roach has roach tastes

I’m listening to some lowercase

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kys

Thoughts?
>Wilson that low
>Mahomes that high
>Luck above Wilson

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If I thought Known Brand = Good I would have made the Packers and cowboys PC you fucking drooling shitfilled diaper wearing retard.
The Pats make NPCs like you seethe like no other. They are a playable character, just the “bad guy” playable character. Reptile and Shang Tsing in Mortal Kombat, that sort of thing.

Just fuck my shit up

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>Brady
>under 100
I knew EA was overrated garbage but holy shit

If it's going by pure quarterbacking ability, Brady should be #1. If it's going by throwing talent or something, Rivers is way too high and Brees and Rodgers are too low. Either way it doesn't make a ton of sense. I can't justify Rivers' spot no matter how I spin it.

Hmmm...

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>Luck above Wilson
In 2018/2019? Yes. It isn’t 2015 anymore gramps

Lack of response to this is telling. These fags should make a thread about how little they understand women and really humans in this situation, they’ll believe a white agent can fuck over an athlete but can’t see a woman doing it.

It’s safe to say this is not this mans year

>doesn’t play as many games
>smaller sample size equates to inflating stats
Nothing to hmmm about user

>using the f word outside of /pol/
Sweetie, this isn’t 1992 anymore. Homophobia isn’t cute or funny

Karma for being a fantasy bust

I'm listening to Tinariwen
youtube.com/watch?v=z_eeIJj6LY8

>Like, how are the Patriots; the team people who don’t watch football root for all over the country, not NPC?
That’s the Cowboys, dumbass.

smaller sample doesnt necessarily mean inflated stats, and 24 is plenty of games

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rekt

Remember when the Packers let Casey Hayward go and the packers secondary still hasn't recovered since because of draft picks not panning out either do to constant injuries or just not being good?

Good times....

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Ayo sneak you still workin at the Maccies?

How common are Jewish customers in your shoeshining business?

Gain height.

I’m as tall as your team’s best QB though.

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Yup. I used to drink the Koolaid. Then actually read the police reports and the results of the investigation were inconclusive if not completely exonerating to Hill.

Madden is legit retarded, this post notwithstanding. Like, it’s really only a novelty, no one should ever actually care what Madden stats are.

casey hayward wasnt going to fix that secondary. It was predictable under whitt and had no depth, meanwhile he is a better zone guy and had injuries throughout his stay in GB
micah hyde was a bigger loss, and he wanted a cheap deal too. He would be great with pettine right now, and cheaper than amos. Too bad the GM had to be hospitalized that offseason and the financial advisor was calling the shots

INCELS, RISE UP!

Read the police findings, it’s fabrication. These cops have responded to hundreds of domestic abuse cases and they found nothing conclusive. And yeah go falcons I guess they should have a good year

This. I used to be a bluepilled dumbass that thought Tyreek Hill abused Crystal and his son, but after actually researching the facts and becoming enlightened about the incident, it's clear he didn't do anything and she made it all up. Another case of some uppity bitch trumping up charges to frame an innocent man.

Yeah. Crystal had NO marks on her and they regularly had rough sex, so it all makes sense. Tyreek has been framed by misleading audio and unfairly had his character assassinated. In reality, he's a great father and he did nothing wrong. I even saw a video recently of him playing with his kid and the kid didn't look afraid at all.

Just keep spreading the right info and people will eventually get the memo that Hill is innocent.

Are we really still talking about this? Is the same autist really still fucking talking about Tyreek Hill?

Yup. Does he think he's trolling? Is he mentally challenged? Is he just an incel? We may never know.

He's been doing it for two threads now. Some Chiefs fan really wants this general to like Tyreek Hill for some reason.

HE A GOOD BOI HE DIN DO NUFFIN

Bruh he’s actually innocent lol. Look into it

Them cops must be broncos fans

Brady should be first.
Rivers should have the same score as Brees.
Luck should be under Wilson.

Ravens tbqfh

Sweetie, calling people sweetie is completely counterproductive to your trying to highroad and dismiss homophobia.

Sweetie, head on back to your /r/eddit.

>makes Yea Forums seethe three years after retiring
>is beloved by almost everyone else
Why do incels hate Peyton so much?

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He only makes patsfags on Yea Forums seethe because he is a much better QB than Brady, everyone else on spee loves him for the national treasure he is.

You've been calling people incel for two entire threads. Would you please go the fuck back to redit with the rest of the petitionistas and closeted homosexuals?

Isn’t there a post on the goal line you should be running into head first?

Nah he’s really enlightening me over here on a matter he’s completely uninformed about, can he please stay?

lmao

>ravensfag complimenting a Colts icon
Weird

No I just got here, and I'm calling you an incel in this one because of everything you've been called that's the one that really seems to strike home. And do try to come up with an insult that's more than the tired /pol/ playbook, we've all heard it before and it gets sadder every time.

Well they did used to be the Baltimore Colts...

They also used to be good

Now that Eli won’t be playing we might actually get expert game-calling

No shit. And almost every ravensfag I’ve met hates the colts for that reason. People don’t tend to like teams that bail on their city.

>the city of matt

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Shut the fuck up you jungle bunny nobody gives a shit about your tumblr flamewar

Everything I've ever read or heard about him leads me to believe that Peyton is a massive douchebag irl. He was also a shitty leader on the field

>my insult better than your insult
>you see, now I have you right where I want you, triggered by my expert intellectual namecalling

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>2-2 in the owl
>btfo by LoB whom Brady destroyed with a vastly inferior offense

>these glorified blogposts by literal who’s say Peyton is a big meanie poopoo head and I no like southern banter so I believe them >:(

Peyton and Brady don't lead the NFL in comeback wins though

They also don't lead the league in tackles behind the line of scrimmage

They also don't have tom cable

Or regular cable

Well, yeah. Incels do seem to get triggered over being called incels.

Ya got me there

Sneed. FEED. And SEED.
CHUCK. FUCK. AND SUCK!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE GET IT, IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

*My* Toxins are goin' 9-7 and finishing second in the *e n t i r e* AFC South. Jelly?

cringe

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It was never funny

That’s going to be hard to finish 2nd with a 5-11 record

I try. Come from behind wins are a meme because *shocker* the good teams have both good offense and defense and won't put the qb in a situation where he has to come from behind to win it.

Meant for

Hey, man, if you’ve got an agenda, know that Tyreek is an innocent man being wrung up on false accusations. Have you read To Kill a Mockingbird? If you’re so obsessed with being like progressive, read the police findings, sorry women lie sometimes, man.

I see we've looped back here
Keep at it! Replies are the same as human interaction!

>9-7 with brian hoyer
>9-7 with brock osweiler
>9-7 with ryan mallett
>9-7 with tj yates
>9-7 with ryan fitzpatrick
>11-5 with deshaun watson
>somehow unfathomable to go 9-7 with deshaun watson
I don't get this board. It's been wrong about the Toxins over/under win total 7 times in the last 9 years yet they still commit to this. The only times they've been right have been when Matt Schaub fell off a cliff and Deshaun hurt his ACL. Toxins are free money every season betting the over. Why /spuh/ continues to go down with this dumb, mathematically, financially retarded ship will never be understood.

It’s almost like QB isnt the only position on the team, you lost your only two good secondary players, your o-line is still a trainwreck, your best defensive players other than Clowney are past their prime and you play a brutally difficult schedule this year after playing a cakewalk last year

Would Dalton make an owl appearance if he were on an NFC team?

maybe because its a dumb stat for players that get behind on score and defense that can make stops

QBs have an advantage for SB MVP. They are just the default unless someone else on winning team did some crazy shit. And Eli's SBs were that he was clutch, but not great through-out. I'd say Nick Foles SB MVP was more deserving than either of Eli's. And there's not a soul around that's gonna say Nick Foles is elite.

no, meme runs by mediocre QBs are for the afc

This post actually makes a lot of sense. Free money.

>no, meme runs by mediocre QBs are for the afc
Flacco in 2012 and that’s it
Meanwhile the NFC has had Eli twice, $cam, fucking Rex Grossman

Some site still have Bills at 6 o/u Wins. FREE MONEY

This

Eli is the meme QB to end all meme QBs. Cam and Sexy Rexy just had stacked rosters.

Who was the original meme QB?

Bob Griese

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Fran Tarkenton

Jeff Garcia

The one, the only, Joe Namath

>Jeff Garcia
He has best NFL wife, hands down.

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once again
the vikings have the best WR duo in the entire NFL
first carter and moss
now thielen and diggs

and still no QB to throw to any of them in the last 40 years

what other teams know this pain?

He's also a flaming faggot. When youre queer a hot beard dont mean anything

last two digits of this post are the number of touchdowns Darnold throws this year

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Jordan Poyer

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lol you fucks look like arena league clowns and you deserve it.

the reason AB wouldn't go to Buffalo is because Poyer hates him for fucking his wife

Half true. AB banged her after Jordan cheated on her. It had nothing to do with the AB Buffalo rumors though, that was never happening, Buffalo merely inquired as to his price, didn't even seriously pursue him.

Jets would be cool if didn't have that downs nigga as their QB.

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Who will be more surprised?
A: Jets fans when they realize Bell can't average 4.3 YPC behind a shit O-line
B: Bell when he realizes the same thing

Bell doesn't give a shit he got paid that fat fuck will be out of the league in 2 years

truth

When will the Kardashian trope end??

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That's young snake (old snake face camo)

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depends. when do you think blacks are gonna develop taste and decency?
I say we sit back and give it a few more trillion dollars in welfare and another century. then they are bound to shape up eventually.

t. currently benefiting from welfare

Dubs checked

I hate summer so goddam much. Can't wait for cozy fall football.

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I like the summer, swimmin, bbq, hot girls, going to the lake/beach and summer flings, only bad part is that day don't last long enough

is there a better picture of this ass shot? Google isn't finding it.

Gotta love instagram

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Thank you

Man most of that stuff I can do in the fall. I might be alone on this, but hot girls in jackets are a major turn on.

I swear, there's just something about that pose that's perfect. The hands on ass is just one of the hottest things

So fast they couldn't even fully digitize this image of him.

Tannehill though

Reminder that Chargers fans still hate Drew Brees simply because he is so good and Philip Rivers is Philip Rivers.

Philip Rivers is easily one of the best in the league. He's just had shit for help most of his career. Wouldn't say he's as good as Brees, but he's probably the best QB that has nothing to show for it.

Party denied :(

New England overachieves even in player arrests.

CALL US WHEN YOU HAVE A GUY ON DEATH ROW, /nfl/

And Drew Brees is better than him. And the Chargers fucked up their relationship with Brees. So Brees cursed them to never have adequate help for their QB.

Allegedly.

>Keep at it! Replies are the same as human interaction!
Explains why you're so thirsty for (You)s.

G O
B A C K
T O
R E D D I T
F A G G O T

she breaking it open for you. thats why its hot.

>most active thread this offseason
>2 posters responsible for half the posts
>didn’t have our two retarded tripfags until the end
This is a sign of things to come. Not looking good.

I mean the real winner of that whole thing was Eli Manning. He got to go to a fully functioning franchise and win owls while being generally just pretty good, occasionally clutch. Rivers would have like 4 owls in NY.

>He's just had shit for help most of his career.
Poor Rivers he had to play with the likes of Antonio Gates and Ladainian Tomlinson.

That's literally two players over a 14 year career lol. One being a tight end ffs. Coaching, defense, o-line, receivers for the most part. All crap.

I can give you coaching. All the others have actually been decent for the most part. Well maybe special teams too.

>Seattle and Tampa Bay have only tied one time in their history

Neat.jpeg

He's been good is my only real point. Better than anyone around him except LT.

I think my problem with Wilson is that it's a chicken and egg problem about his ability to keep plays alive. Sometimes he definitely makes something out of nothing (which is always impressive); other times I think he doesn't understand what he needs to do on a given play and needs to bail himself out with some improvisation and theatrics.

I also think his contract is extremely shitty: even if he were the best QB in the game, I can't justify paying the most in the NFL at QB when you're 27th in pass attempts and 27th in passing yards. If you don't use your QB a lot, it's hard to justify making him the highest paid in the league no matter how good he is. You'd think the 'Hawks would benefit from spending some of that cash somewhere else.

Gaaaaaaaaay

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Nigga, cold weather is for being cozy in the house watching football on a recliner

>Best W/L% in NFC S
Genuinely surprised

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>the browns of cleveland

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Based

Based "Based" poster

For me?
It's the Oakland Raiders starting Quarterback Derek Carr.
Thank you.

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>having a qb that cant pass
Based aussie

>Oakland
What did she mean by this?

>mfw ratbirds lose to the browns

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Shouldn't have taken his bait. These last 2 threads have sucked but throw trip fags in here and they're unreadable

I know i just couldnt help myself. I usually ignore the tripfags, but sometimes i like a good old fashioned bay spergout. I havent been on in a while.

I meant Derek Carr. A NFL professional Quarterback for the Oakland Raiders in the American Football Conference (West) division.
For me that is.

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TYBC

Nigga looks like he should be pickpocketing people and smoking dirt weed at a sublime concert. Or maybe gathering of the juggalos.

Based seppo

>your team
Eagles
>your team’s most underrated player
Rodney McLeod
>your team’s smartest player
Jason Kelce
>your favorite division rival
Giants, I guess?
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
Chiefs (for Andy Reid) or Jags (Foles)
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Browns, Lions, or Bills
>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
>>implying I'll reveal this on a Taiwanese loom-weaving board
>best burb team
Eagles
>best kot team
Jags
>do Bills fans exist?
Yes, and I hope they get to enjoy a chip eventually.

It’s an odd numbered year, so yes

9 win season at best.

>Your team
Saints
>Most underrated player
Demario Davis
>Smartest player
Thomas Morestead
>Favorite Divisional Rival
What the fuck
>fallback owl team
Browns
>guaranteed burning city
Raiders
>Secret
I wouldn’t kill someone to protect my own secrets, theres nothing worth that much to me. I hope people don’t find about my embarrassing fetishes tho
>bird team
Eagles
>Cat Team
They all seem bad this year but the panthers should suck the least
>Bills fans
I’ve seen them irl

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Lamar dunked on Gayker Gayfield's manlet ass last season though

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>your team
Colts
>your team’s most underrated player
Mack
>your team’s smartest player
Luck
>your favorite division rival
Titans
>if not your team, the one you’d most like to see win the owl
Chiefs
>the team who’s owl win would guarantee a major city burning to the ground
Redskins? I dunno
>the one secret you have which you would literally kill to keep from being known
I sneedposted once. I feel such disgust in myself and a horrible stain on my soul that only God can cleanse.
>best burb team
Eagles
>best kot team
Lions
>do Bills fans exist?
In northwest NY, I suppose

>reddit bay

I made the post you’re replying too and I’m not a Chargers fan. I’m a Redskins fan that is more or less neutral in this situation because my team has been so starved for decent QB play most of my life that I recognize true greatness when I see it on other teams. Brees is very good, but he just doesn’t compete with the top guys of his generation.
He is unquestionably better than Rivers, another highly overrated QB.

You realize Drew Brees got to play with both of them too and sucked major ass?

>drew brees vs philip rivers
yuck, who cares

Zoomer detected

He was good in 04. He was mediocre in 02 and 05. He was downright bad in 03.

Imagine being so ignored in real life that you have to have a name on an anonymous message board for Korean sea-cucumber growing forum to get attention

I'm entering my first NFL Fantasy Football League, it's a snake draft. Any ideas for come solid late picks? Also defensive/specials?

>first fantasy draft
>snake draft
>late pick

ooooooh fuck kiddo...just follow your heart, you're fucking doomed regardless.

Nick Chubb, James Conner, David Johnson, devonta Freeman, Todd gurley, should be able to get two of those guys with your first 2 picks

>Pats
>David Andrews
>Brady
>Bills
>Eagles for my Dad's sake. Maybe Burrs
>Saints
>At 5 I experimented with my friend in a public pool changeroom. we put eachother's junk in our mouths
>Eagles by half
>Panthers for the memes and the surprising amount of HOF career players in just 25 years
>Delicious cake

>Gurley
Don’t do this unless you want him to slide before TDs and for his knees to blow up week 3

Totally, but still, the value is there for a 13th overall pick.

biggest teams gonna bust power rankings
1. Colts
will be lucky to go 8-8 after being hyped up for owl contenders
2. Browns
losing streak. then those niggers are all gonna turn on eachother like its opening day for the new jordans dropping outside a mall in memphis.
3. Cowboys
I dont know. once they got amari cooper last year they took off and I got BTFO. but I think they pay the halfrican and he dissapoints.
4. Falcons
the competition is just too fierce this yeare
5. Bears
as a vikings fag I dont even care if they win the owl. I just dont think they have it in them again.

teams that are gonna surprise everyone
1. Bills
you'll see. you'll all see.
2. Raiders
same problems as the browns but without any of the expectations.
3. Jags
depends on if you think them missing the playoffs is above average for them
I like foles though I think he leads them to some wins they dont deserve
4. broncos
nuff said
5. packers
I fucking hate those scumbags but I have them as my favorite to win the owl this year. yes even with a 1st year HC and bullshit on D.

Had to stop following profootballtalk on twitter because the dude that runs it is such an insufferable faggot.

Patriots
James Develin
Tim Brody
Lol nigga
Browsn or Burrs
Philly
I’ll never tell
Falcons are least cancerous
Pants
No

Raiders
Rodney Hudson
Erik Harris or Reggie Nelson maybe
I love Raiders vs Chargers games
Detroit, maybe the browns, the tards
Raiders but Oakland burns down when the team is in vegas
...I fucked my friend's mom when I was 16
Iggles?
Punters
I think so, aren't they bred from smashing tables?

Most underrated receiver, literally dominates defence with height and physicality

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>browns fans
>expectations set so high that the crash and burn will hurt way more

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>the loud minority on social media are the bulk of the fanbase
>the realistic browns fans arent expecting more than 8-8 to maybe 10 wins if we're lucky

He looks like he has had sex eith another man at least once

gotta respect some good takes when I see them

Jeffery is the most overrated

Duly noted, thanks for the help. I might be able to get Kamara or McCaffey for my first pick if I'm lucky.

have sex (with bradysknee)

Shit takes except for the obvious browns thing.

Bumping this thread just so that I dont have to see it anymore. This is enough concentrated autism to build a war ending bomb

Let’s never mention this thread again.

Dwayne Haskins will be a bust but only because the Redskins are going to ruin him. He would have been the perfect successor to Brady.

Brady wouldnt allow anyone but the whitest dude available to replace him. Or the next 4 guys for that matter

>letting a player run your franchise
Kraft should have let Bill trade him.

Brady is the heart and soul of that franchise. Aaron rodgers on the other hand...

What choice does Kraft have? Dude has been a pivotal part of the most owls for a franchise in literally NFL history and hes making Kraft money hand over fist. Fuck it let Tom and Bill run the entire team

Walsh traded Joe Montana. It is Bill's team and Kraft shouldn't interfere. You never let an athlete get a big head.

>498

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fuck

Brady should have been traded for the sole reason of building assets

Bill's getting old and needs to make sure the cupboard isn't bare for whenever he retires

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