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go knights
blessed thread
i have no chill. /hoc/ island is sunbelt
official song?
big prick /cric/ runs small cock /hoc/
It's actually in canada therefore cannot be sunbelt unless it is in the tropics of BC
thanks for reminding me to brush my teeth
not really
scary monsters and nice sprite
sandstorm - da rude
disavow
green day holiday
/cric/ can't even run a toilet kek
Something by the doobie brothers
good get!
settled
official uh.... movie?
hello, cringe department?
Slap Shot
BUTT FUCK SLUTS GO NUTS
the notebook
OFFICIAL PBP
ROLL FOR GORD MILLER
top gun
predator
spiderverse
brokeback mountain
rocky 4
Dirty Dancing
Maybe we should let /hoc/ island be finished up soon before diluting it too much lads.
kindergarten cop
goon
STAHP IT YU EEDIOT
ok
it isn't a tumor
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
does the trap that was a devils fan post in here anymore?
we need an official waifu, I elect taylor swift
let's just say i personally put a bullet in any poster who slightly annoyed me
i erect taylor swift
hahahahahahaha
dubs to reverse
where's the car
sure is reddit in here tonight
you'll fit right in then
vetoes only happen with quints i believe
Your mom
what are you doing posting on /hoc/ when there is no hockey on you loser?
i'm doing my best but i'm high as shit right now, what was the car?
taytay coming right up
only quints can reverse a decision
Based ed seething from one thread to the next, every day.
making a sandwich. official sandwich of /hoc/ island???
bmw m3 e46
no
club obviously
what are you some kinda rice boii?
not doing this one
knuckle
no faggot, it's irrelevant, we already have food
It's almost bed time can we finish this up soon?
we need something more serious. like official language
roll for finnish
publix
this is cuisine culture not bare minimum necessities shit
italian
i think that official language should be the last thing to be awarded, and it should be with trips
shut the fuck up don't @ me again
Québec french aka QUÉBÉCOIS
too fucking bad
if you don't like the way i post tough shit sunbelter fuck you
dubs declare hoc island is finished
so close
we need an official /hoc/ statue or monument
trips for fuck grease, fuck jannies and /hoc/ island is complete as it is
roll for some niggerspeak
tswana
roll for statue of vegas scf titties girl
WASTED
horrible thread
rph
canada loses again
cannot disagree more #blessed
what do you mean? that'll be the statue
stay mad ed
god damn edmongolians hating EVERYTHING
hate to say it, but you,re right user
>not the finn with his jizz on his face
>team: knights
>fetish: hillary knight feet
>mfw the island is half based and half extremely fucking gay
>just like /hoc/ itself
theres something for everyone on the island
also I finished up my doodle
based
island user here, it's waaaaay past my bedtime, i'm high as fuck and have work in the morning, official language will be the last GET i put on island
You guys waited until I said I was leaving to do all this. Rude.
Somalian
cry more you fucking bootlicker
>no (you)s from cowardly baiters
good thread so far
can you put a pot leaf somewhere on there so everyone knows we're 420 friendly
The dragon language from Skyrim
ABSOLUTELY BASED, WILL DO MY LADS
this
and this
reminder that hockey is NOT for everyone
My tears could fill a YMCA pool.
seething bigot
/hoc/ island is, though
greetings, theodore
who is this slut
>t.
forgot the car and movie i think
yuno
>shitcongo
almost makes me embarrassed to be a fan if i didn't have a swinging black cock already
are you admitting to being a dicklet?
general reminder that the fag island may be for every one but hockey is NOT for every one
movie is there, don't see the car though
worked in an african youth program for hockey and can confirm it is NOT for everyone
gary said it was
Nah. I'm not a caucasian Chicago fan.
final /hoc/ island post lads, it was a great night, bonsoir
well if you're not caucasian I'm going to have to ask you to move along
i'm a fan of ice and i'm seeing a lot of melted ice in that pic
>simon holmstrom wants to play in N.A
based
>fag island
Yikes.
Couldn't imagine ever being an adult and contributing any amount of time for something so cringe. Are you all literally in elementary school?
I am caucasian, I'm just a fan of the BASED wongs. Caucasian Chicago fans in specific seem to greatly enjoy their significant others being in the company of african-american males
no we're in /hoc/. how was your first day, tourist?
>he says while posting on Yea Forums on a fringe general of a fringe sport
i see it's your first summer here, lurk moar or get the fuck out
Yeah, it's pretty cringe but you have to remember most people posting here are autists.
>most
more like 100%
don't weasel outta this one, ed
based /hoc/ island lad refusing to put the car on lmao
with rob ford as our mayor /hoc/ island has a lot of potential imo
>I am caucasian
So you're admitting to be a dicklet
no need for cars on /hoc/ island, all roads are icy so you just skate whereever you need
I may be mentally ill but I'm not that particular brand of mentally ill.
questioning /hoc/s decision in letting a corpse take office
with enough crack he'll come back from the dead
don't forget based POC AOC leading us to our first stanlee cup win through the power of diversity
no, but you seem to be admitting to being of african-american descent
Dont really care about all the /hoc/ island hate. Im too busy sipping pumpkin spices and enjoying the sights and sounds of the ocean. Even hanging out with some chill polar bears
>polar bears
thinkin bout all that melted ice :'(
>admitting blacks have bigger dicks
yikes to be you if I'm honest :^)
shall dream of /hoc/ island tonight lads, don't fuck it up while i'm gone
/hoc/ island is finalized
pleasant dreams jean
agreed
alright now lets make /hoc/ island on pixelzone.
animefags stay in your cuckshed on cuck point. If I see any of you in the diablo LAN house ill fuck you until you love me
bruh how can people hate you make my dreams as the >laffs goal song. it's literally the coolest part of the team.
i only play diablo 2 with server settings set at 8 players. GIMME DEM LOOT
based. diablochad LAN house gonna run this shit
/players 8 desu honest with you lad
you gonna watch me run around blood raven for 15 minutes hackin n slashin like diablo was meant to be played
Going to the doobie brothers concert tonight and tomorrow night, lads
Won't go the day after next though, Gotta catch some of the LOST marathon that night
ya stay in the city mia cunt
DUDE FLY LIKE PAPER GET HIGH LIKE PLANES LMAO
No cops on /hoc/ island
i had to cast decrep on duriel for like five minutes while my skellies slooooooooowly took his health down while playing through nightmare /p8 the other day
tfw got 2 (two) hoc island gets
get on my level kiddos
for me it's when my game goes out of sync during a hardcore run where i have to whack those faggot electric beetles and then dying like a bitch
I nominate Ted and Sam as Co-Consuls of the /hoc/ island and bird sanctuary
we shall bathe in the hedonism and anarchy
>he only got two
hunter I already booked you to go over randy at the >ice arena
based maggot lair pissing everyone off for 20 years
yah and I wasn't even here for 75% of the gets lmao nerd
Did any of you lads take advantage of any prime day deals?
deleted my amazon account after learning about wage cages
I actually come here to talk about hockey lol
you've come at the wrong time. nothing has happened
what hockey related things do you wish to talk about
you're like the fifth person to ask today
Malcom Subban is a ______
Fuck niggers based Duchene will bring salvation all white preds
tendie
PLEASE watch our sport
I was just memeing around about the name of the plane for /hoc/ island not thinking much and im impressed with the amount of progress we made tonight lads
why do you parade this shit when rugby is more interesting
cricket is the thinking man's sport
wtf is happening here
i already have 160+ games to think about how mediocre /my/ team is i don't need another bat & ball sport in my life
>incest riddled hill billys are racist
wew, who would have guessed?
>/hoc/ island
>Jesse Puljujärvi not present in any way
What the fuck is this nonsense
didn't make the cut, he was nominated a few times though.
it wasn't for a lack of trying
Got sent down to /cric/ island
What luckswing team do you follow lad? For me, it's da Broors
tried to get him for coach but we ended up with a fucking spic instead
i tried bro i really did but dubs gods didn't smile upon me
where were you with those dubs when the island was being formed?
he got relegated to /cric/ island
for me it's the white sux at guaranteed rape field just kill me already i want it to be 2005 again
we can make him honorary puck cleaner
At hockey, then got home and had a drink before checking /hoc/ before bed
why do they spell it sox
I root for >your team's success lad, if only to irritate Cubs fans
We're planning on adding more things to our great newly-founded nation tomorrow. Its only been a mere few hours lads and bulju most likely will be involved
rhymes with cocks
No we aren't.
there was a weird obsession at the turn of the 20th century with distinguishing words from bongs. sox became shorthand of socks, article online could do better justice than i'm giving it.
'ate the cubs. just googled to make sure they lost and they did and now my day is a bit better.
t. seething incel that didnt have any gets or had gay ideas for it
watched incendies last night
turned it off after first 10 minutes. still gonna watch dune in theaters
No retard, it's been finalized.
Says who?
what the fuck is happening?
monkey riot
Caribbean island fans got on the field would be my guess
cheeky bump
more like bustajarvi
havin a thought. might have to do with the low number of unique ips itt
gonna poop after i have finished my coffee
still here to provide good posts, lad. dont worry
excellent reassurance my friend
real pookcific hours
holy fuck it's already 2:00am
it's 3am now. Gotta love the witching hour.
>Women caught outside without sufficient reason during this time were sometimes executed on suspicion of witchcraft
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAAAAAAAAAYS
>tried to get him for coach but we ended up with a fucking jew instead
ftfy
well, they were whores. Can you honestly blame those lynch mobs?
nz got cucked hard lads im still seething
gotta stop letting india work you, lad
thinkin one of my ancestors was in those lynch mobs
quite erect rn
Dont let the shadows of the past thwart you from making progress in the now, lad
:^)
and blessed be his name
holy fucking QUADS
amen
Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50..... OH!
Jack and Jill went up the hill.............
fetch a pail of watah..............
Jill came down with jidd on her face, i'unno
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman
everyone should listen to The Day The Laughter Dies, kinda reminds me of this thread
diceman is /ourguy/
*Died
just like my dignity :L
old king cole was a merry old soul
a merry old soul was he
he chewed off his tit
ate his own shit
and drank it down with some tea
Hickory Dickory Dock
Your wife was suckin' my cock
the clock struck 2
i dropped my goo
and kicked the bitch down the block
doe
a deer
a female deer
RAY
the guy that fucked her ass
m-m-mommy!
let me ask ya bout that cocksucka humpty dumpty what was he doin' up on that wall in the first place?
little old lady lived in a shoe
she had so many kids she didn't know what to do
so
she started suckin' dick
>suck on my milk tanks, user. it'll make ya skate faster
yes ma'am!
ALL OF A SUDDEN DR. DRE IS A G THANG
BUT ON HIS OWN ALBUM COVER HE WAS A SHE THANG
shant be sleeping. shall be samefagging on /hoc/ all night
god she's so hot
>80 days til season starts
back off mr trips she's my khazar boobylicious mistress
guys big trades in the works. waiting for gary to sign off on them
watching the earlier episodes of king of the hill. it's so much better than i remember it
MOTHERFUCK DRE
MOTHERFUCK SNOOP
MOTHERFUCK DEATHROW
YO AND HERE COMES MY LEFT BLOW
stopped watching when they ran out of ideas and regressed bobby's character arc
would you suck her milk trucks, /hoc/?
thinkin hard right now. will get back to you
WHERE are the polish hockey players?
what?
their hockey infrastructure sucks the big one
imagine getting outdone by czechia
sorry /hoc/ don't think i can keep up this samefaggotry. shall dream about heavy knockers tonight. g'night
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
post proof. you were here this whole time and didn't contribute finna heem you like a finn
think he's a bot dude
shut the fuck up me, stop samefaggin right now and start dreamin bout tiddys
shant. g'night noided poster
your posts make no fucking sense. stop trying so hard
cringe s o y dilate have sex play hokkei etc
don't fucking respond to me
didn't realize i had room & board RENT FREE
that's why i was never a big koth guy growing up, the later episodes just aren't that good. can't blame them for running out of ideas though, every show goes through it
/cric/ is having a meltdown lads
aussie tie poster sounds based not gonna lie
based
I'm like gridiron fudgepacker star ayron gaydgers
i really really REALLY like women
huomenta
god morgon
god morgen
góðan daginn
góðan morgun
gumåron
mornin'
No
just woke up and watched a youtube video about mothman
/hoc/ really went off the deep end last
listening to abba and cleaning my crib
can you give this thread a scrub?
just heard an explosion near my appartment lads, what the fuck
did it sound like nuclear weapon loading sounds?
>not monkey soup
disappointed
>tfw if devils leave and get rebranded as a NY team.
Please dont take my beloved devils away.
dont they have enough troubles with the second ny team as it is?
they'll always be the official religion of /hoc/ island lad
shant participate in devil worshiping
it's devilS you dumb cunt
does the s stand for suck?
the s stands for slut
'avin some mornin' coffee
thinkin' about 'reakfast
me too
coffee
youtu.be
was more recent than the laffs last cup
that girl in the middle look a bit rough around the edges
the moon landing is fake you dumbass
Anti-miscegenation laws were still constitutional in the United States when the >laffs won their last cup.
wish they were still enforced tbqh
a better era all around
Not me, I think allowing miscegenation in exchange for preventing any future >laffs cups is a great deal.
t. el goblino
just woke up
waiting for trades
Retard
Prove it
thinking hard right now
McMeme for Zacha 1 4 1
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Ahhhhh......Damn good cup of coffee
coffee
ended up going with a fried egg sandwich for breaky
Hoc island is fucking gay
Shhhhhhh
this, /hoc/ archipelago is where its at
Ted from Akron is the president of /hoc/
Teds banned from /hoc/ island unless he brings a lot of weed
Ted is /hoc/
the high council has dealt with ted
The high council can ingest my cock
what's everyone's favorite subreddits here?
Ted? More like cringe
this remark has been logged
>tfw she doesn't respond
My penis is about as large as it can be
I havent been to redditt since r/jailbait shut down
Just finished that book I've been reading last night. Kind of emotional at a few points. A few characters' motivations weren't super well explained toward the very end, but it still ended fine.
8.5/10 would recommend
Wish I could move right on to the next one, but apparently I have to go back in the chronology to get some important set-up for later stuff.
Just keep messaging her, youll be fine
try this
Please respond.....
which book?
he wont tell because of spoilers
Have you worshipped Hillary knights feet today
this 2bqh
how do i know what he's recommending then
Ill try not to be retarded today, guys. No promises though
too late desu
It was a Japanese light novel and he has convinced himeslf that counts as literature.
wtf Mayor Ford is giving out free crack pipes and crack to go with it
We have the best mayor don't we folks
grim
I don't even know what a light novel is.
wider user
>86
Fuck negros
My name is Mud
nuke hoc island
/hoc/ peninsula is where the real debauchery is at
I don't want debauchery. I want a nice, quiet, tradcon paradise.
nothing more tranquil than the sweet release of death
starting a /hoc/ castle in the mountains. I will be king of the castle.
what is his grace's opinion on anime?
/hoc/ mansion when?
I will build a bridge between the hoc island and the hoc peninsula and form the hoc state
for me, it's jesperi eagle peninsula
I command it banished henceforth
a daring synthesis
whew that was close
well done janny
Johnny's in America
Low techs at the wheel
Nobody needs anyone
They don't even just pretend
Johnny's in America
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Johnny's in America
Johnny wants a brain
Johnny wants to suck on a Coke
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke
Johnny's in America
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Johnny's in America
Johnny looks up at the stars
Johnny combs his hair
And Johnny wants pussy in cars
Johnny's in America
Johnny's in America
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
God is an American
God is an American
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Yeah, I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the words
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American
LONG LIVE THE KING!
Motion to ban all F*nns from /hoc/ castle
you can thank me fren
I poisoned all the ale in /hoc/ castle. LONG LIVE /HOC/ ARCHIPELAGO
For me, it's pancakes
the dice man came into my record store once 8 or 9 years ago and showed me and my coworker his son's music album. it was bad. he also listened to ICP at the listening station and asked for surf music recommendations. i also have a picture with him on my myspace, that's dope as fuck.
cringe
diablo 2 is pretty based though, except for javazons. Javazons are for retards
Went swimming at the YMCA last night and found a note in my locker saying I have a nice cock
was he in character?
hammerdins are faceroll tier
Ryan Gosling
>america: go swimming, get noticed by gay men
>based nordics: literally sit in a steaming house with naked old men, nobody does anything remotely gay
he was a no nonsense italian guy, but he wasn't running around being misogynistic and loud lmao. he came in with his manager or some shit who was a nice lady.
You've never been to a Swedish bath, have you?
Doubt you've made it through Hell with a javazon without infinity ya pusy.
>sauna gollum
God morgen norge
Johnny's in Canada
Why does /hoc/ “island” look the exact opposite like a lake?
Sauna gollum?
>literally sit in a steaming house with naked old men, nobody does anything remotely gay
>remotely gay
the fact that you're sitting naked in a steaming house with old men is already beyond remotely gay
what do you think?
yeah if you're american
needs work
It was originally green, but someone complained it looked too tropical, so i think /hoc/ island is technically a glacier or some shit now, or at least covered by tundra.
now build it in pixel.io lol
put it over the furry shit
I'm sorry, there's only room on the /hoc/ isthmus for 28 franchises. We're going to be letting some people go.
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I actually kind of like these jerseys.
4 colour sweaters are an eyesore
I would want them back, but nah. Fisherman was a bad jersey
think revising the logo might help a bit
dew it
Just scouted the littest Finns for 2020 draft bros
how lit was he?
2turnt
Thanks
Pretty lit but he had no chains so that's a big con
t. insecure dicklet
t. faggot
are you wanna die
nah i can do that later
t. insecure dicklet
t. queer
t. faggot
t. patrician
dae hate when people use downvoted as an “i disagree” button on /r/hockey? my comment was at +250 yesterday and is now only +50 because of triggered incels
hello insecure dicklet
hello queer
hello faggot
hello patrician
t. my friend
downvote
thinking about that one hot summer day in '92
kwab
kwab
Kys
>AOC
>that really bad caps whore
>some shitty button masher vidya
>basic bitch latte
Your /hoc/ island is shit and I could make a better one by wiping my ass with your moms face.
seething incel
Only incels worship worthless porn whores and want socialism to feed their neet bucks.
>exposed
sick trips dude, you should go make your own island
t. incel
There's only 4 CDs Subban listens to in the dressing room, and 3 of them are Usher's
Lots of mosquitos and heat....reminds me of my time in early '66 in the Binh Duong Province
hello incel
As the creator and pilot of dubs airline I will not be flying to that cuck town know as /hoc/ island anymore.
>the incel wants company so bad
Perhaps after work I shall
That's not /hoc/ island that's hockeye land I know very confusing
with hookers and blackjack?
imagine being an incel like @94273069 and boiling over an image on the internet
Loyalist to /hoc/ island fuck all you contrarian mother fuckers
Yep. /hoc/ island is for everyone.
Ofc it's going to be all white people so prostitutes will be clean of stds and gambling will only occur on a reasonable basis. Since all negros will be banished to nigger island we can even give people an allowance for the casino.
/hoc/ island is pure reddit.
Snuggling kitty lads
This it isnt /hoc/ at all
i only gave zoomer and reddit ideas when we were rollin
t. faggot
Look at that smile
>mad at the truth
it was time before Edmonton Oilers was even in Pulju's mind.
Don't even consider the islels tbqh
laine got some fortnite in today
Knightfans, let's rise up! and take this sub back!
islesbros are frens
just woke up (mentally and spiritually)
Nah that islesfaggot that posts here is a dick and always shits on my team for no reason.
the fuck they are
>rags
just did a stamkos and it came out green lads
huomenta
why do finns look ike they have extra chromosomes?
big brains
This. Just look at the size of Pettersson's head. Imagine how much hockey iq can be stored there.
thinking about hitting randy with sweet chin music lads
im well aware of how big brained swedes are
what to watch
>pettersson
>swede
look up his father
The 4th is a homemade Ushers greatest hits mixtape
damn shame
neighbour is doing it again
beating up his dog?
What's /hoc/'s favorite spider? For me, it's the golden silk orb-weaver.
>builds impressive things
>so protective of children they never get eaten
>smaller spiders always try to steal what it creates
>doesn't bother humans and takes care of pests
>women don't (usually) eat the men after sex
Finland please (You) this post I promise you good fortune
smoking the plant we dont talk about...
go stand next to him and tell him to pass it to the left
I've been (You)'d by Finland in the past, so you could imagine this (You) to originally be from a huomenta suomi.
don't mind me, just doing a bit of new boot goofin'
shant receive
where's sven?
probably goldenrod crab spiders
>look cool
How do you know if a muscle is pulled or torn? My calf is making me want to die
Swelling im pretty sure. if its ballooning up then you should probably go get checked out
These niggas need a logo redesign so badly.
*for a torn muscle i should have clarified, you just got to chill out if you pulled something and rest for a few days
Thanks la. It’s not swollen but a little black and blue
Fapping to bailey jay.
Why was there more rivalry in middle school's football or hockey game between class A and B than in NHL game?
because you get beat up for losing on the schoolground
homosexuals are not allowed here
Subban is a n_____
NuHL doesn't promote rivalries anymore
looks good to me
neekeri
>what is vegas and san jose?
call it a plastic rivalry, it's definitely promoted
2 faggot teams that no one cares about (just kidding /hoc/ loves the kniggits)
They literally do a weekly rivalry game promoted as a rivalry
I specifically remember last season them dropping the rivalry bit and just calling it wednesday night hockey
It's a bit goofy, especially compared to a lot of the other WHL logos. Red Deer and Victoria are particularly good imo.
For me it’s a wednesday night rivalry game between the coyotes and the sharks
/hoc/ always goes to shit when im not posting
/hoc/ is shit today and for once it's not because of finns
absolutely positively too fucking hot outside
>90F/32C
neighbor is sawing and hammering again
go beat his wife
i've just arrived. expect next thread to be nothing but quality posts
>expect next thread to be nothing
will do
>500
new
Remember that time an o6 team got beat by a bunch of hill billys in a best of 7 series?