/hoc/

/hoc/ island edition

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go knights

blessed thread

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i have no chill. /hoc/ island is sunbelt

official song?

big prick /cric/ runs small cock /hoc/

It's actually in canada therefore cannot be sunbelt unless it is in the tropics of BC

thanks for reminding me to brush my teeth

not really
scary monsters and nice sprite

sandstorm - da rude

disavow

green day holiday

/cric/ can't even run a toilet kek

Something by the doobie brothers

good get!

settled

official uh.... movie?

hello, cringe department?

Slap Shot

BUTT FUCK SLUTS GO NUTS

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the notebook

OFFICIAL PBP
ROLL FOR GORD MILLER

top gun

predator

spiderverse

brokeback mountain

rocky 4

Dirty Dancing

Maybe we should let /hoc/ island be finished up soon before diluting it too much lads.

kindergarten cop

goon

STAHP IT YU EEDIOT

ok

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it isn't a tumor

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

does the trap that was a devils fan post in here anymore?

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we need an official waifu, I elect taylor swift

let's just say i personally put a bullet in any poster who slightly annoyed me

i erect taylor swift
hahahahahahaha

dubs to reverse

where's the car

sure is reddit in here tonight

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you'll fit right in then

vetoes only happen with quints i believe

Your mom

what are you doing posting on /hoc/ when there is no hockey on you loser?

i'm doing my best but i'm high as shit right now, what was the car?
taytay coming right up
only quints can reverse a decision

Based ed seething from one thread to the next, every day.

making a sandwich. official sandwich of /hoc/ island???

bmw m3 e46

no

club obviously

what are you some kinda rice boii?

not doing this one

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knuckle

no faggot, it's irrelevant, we already have food

It's almost bed time can we finish this up soon?

we need something more serious. like official language

roll for finnish

publix

this is cuisine culture not bare minimum necessities shit

italian

i think that official language should be the last thing to be awarded, and it should be with trips

shut the fuck up don't @ me again

Québec french aka QUÉBÉCOIS

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too fucking bad
if you don't like the way i post tough shit sunbelter fuck you

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dubs declare hoc island is finished

so close

we need an official /hoc/ statue or monument

trips for fuck grease, fuck jannies and /hoc/ island is complete as it is

roll for some niggerspeak
tswana

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roll for statue of vegas scf titties girl

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WASTED

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horrible thread

rph

canada loses again

cannot disagree more #blessed

what do you mean? that'll be the statue

stay mad ed

god damn edmongolians hating EVERYTHING

hate to say it, but you,re right user

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>not the finn with his jizz on his face

>team: knights
>fetish: hillary knight feet

>mfw the island is half based and half extremely fucking gay
>just like /hoc/ itself

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theres something for everyone on the island

also I finished up my doodle

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based

island user here, it's waaaaay past my bedtime, i'm high as fuck and have work in the morning, official language will be the last GET i put on island

You guys waited until I said I was leaving to do all this. Rude.

Somalian

cry more you fucking bootlicker

>no (you)s from cowardly baiters
good thread so far

can you put a pot leaf somewhere on there so everyone knows we're 420 friendly

The dragon language from Skyrim

ABSOLUTELY BASED, WILL DO MY LADS

this
and this

reminder that hockey is NOT for everyone

My tears could fill a YMCA pool.

seething bigot

/hoc/ island is, though

greetings, theodore

who is this slut

>t.

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forgot the car and movie i think

yuno

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>shitcongo
almost makes me embarrassed to be a fan if i didn't have a swinging black cock already

are you admitting to being a dicklet?

general reminder that the fag island may be for every one but hockey is NOT for every one

movie is there, don't see the car though

worked in an african youth program for hockey and can confirm it is NOT for everyone

gary said it was

Nah. I'm not a caucasian Chicago fan.

final /hoc/ island post lads, it was a great night, bonsoir

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well if you're not caucasian I'm going to have to ask you to move along

i'm a fan of ice and i'm seeing a lot of melted ice in that pic

>simon holmstrom wants to play in N.A
based

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>fag island
Yikes.
Couldn't imagine ever being an adult and contributing any amount of time for something so cringe. Are you all literally in elementary school?

I am caucasian, I'm just a fan of the BASED wongs. Caucasian Chicago fans in specific seem to greatly enjoy their significant others being in the company of african-american males

no we're in /hoc/. how was your first day, tourist?

>he says while posting on Yea Forums on a fringe general of a fringe sport

i see it's your first summer here, lurk moar or get the fuck out

Yeah, it's pretty cringe but you have to remember most people posting here are autists.

>most
more like 100%
don't weasel outta this one, ed

based /hoc/ island lad refusing to put the car on lmao

with rob ford as our mayor /hoc/ island has a lot of potential imo

>I am caucasian
So you're admitting to be a dicklet

no need for cars on /hoc/ island, all roads are icy so you just skate whereever you need

I may be mentally ill but I'm not that particular brand of mentally ill.

questioning /hoc/s decision in letting a corpse take office

with enough crack he'll come back from the dead

don't forget based POC AOC leading us to our first stanlee cup win through the power of diversity

no, but you seem to be admitting to being of african-american descent

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Dont really care about all the /hoc/ island hate. Im too busy sipping pumpkin spices and enjoying the sights and sounds of the ocean. Even hanging out with some chill polar bears

>polar bears
thinkin bout all that melted ice :'(

>admitting blacks have bigger dicks
yikes to be you if I'm honest :^)

shall dream of /hoc/ island tonight lads, don't fuck it up while i'm gone

/hoc/ island is finalized

pleasant dreams jean

agreed

alright now lets make /hoc/ island on pixelzone.

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animefags stay in your cuckshed on cuck point. If I see any of you in the diablo LAN house ill fuck you until you love me

bruh how can people hate you make my dreams as the >laffs goal song. it's literally the coolest part of the team.

i only play diablo 2 with server settings set at 8 players. GIMME DEM LOOT

based. diablochad LAN house gonna run this shit

/players 8 desu honest with you lad

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you gonna watch me run around blood raven for 15 minutes hackin n slashin like diablo was meant to be played

Going to the doobie brothers concert tonight and tomorrow night, lads
Won't go the day after next though, Gotta catch some of the LOST marathon that night

ya stay in the city mia cunt

DUDE FLY LIKE PAPER GET HIGH LIKE PLANES LMAO

No cops on /hoc/ island

i had to cast decrep on duriel for like five minutes while my skellies slooooooooowly took his health down while playing through nightmare /p8 the other day

tfw got 2 (two) hoc island gets
get on my level kiddos

for me it's when my game goes out of sync during a hardcore run where i have to whack those faggot electric beetles and then dying like a bitch

I nominate Ted and Sam as Co-Consuls of the /hoc/ island and bird sanctuary
we shall bathe in the hedonism and anarchy

>he only got two

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hunter I already booked you to go over randy at the >ice arena

based maggot lair pissing everyone off for 20 years

yah and I wasn't even here for 75% of the gets lmao nerd

Did any of you lads take advantage of any prime day deals?

deleted my amazon account after learning about wage cages

I actually come here to talk about hockey lol

you've come at the wrong time. nothing has happened

what hockey related things do you wish to talk about

you're like the fifth person to ask today

Malcom Subban is a ______

Fuck niggers based Duchene will bring salvation all white preds

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tendie

PLEASE watch our sport

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I was just memeing around about the name of the plane for /hoc/ island not thinking much and im impressed with the amount of progress we made tonight lads

why do you parade this shit when rugby is more interesting

cricket is the thinking man's sport

wtf is happening here

i already have 160+ games to think about how mediocre /my/ team is i don't need another bat & ball sport in my life

>incest riddled hill billys are racist
wew, who would have guessed?

>/hoc/ island
>Jesse Puljujärvi not present in any way
What the fuck is this nonsense

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didn't make the cut, he was nominated a few times though.

it wasn't for a lack of trying

Got sent down to /cric/ island

What luckswing team do you follow lad? For me, it's da Broors

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tried to get him for coach but we ended up with a fucking spic instead

i tried bro i really did but dubs gods didn't smile upon me

where were you with those dubs when the island was being formed?

he got relegated to /cric/ island

for me it's the white sux at guaranteed rape field just kill me already i want it to be 2005 again

we can make him honorary puck cleaner

At hockey, then got home and had a drink before checking /hoc/ before bed

why do they spell it sox

I root for >your team's success lad, if only to irritate Cubs fans

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We're planning on adding more things to our great newly-founded nation tomorrow. Its only been a mere few hours lads and bulju most likely will be involved

rhymes with cocks

No we aren't.

there was a weird obsession at the turn of the 20th century with distinguishing words from bongs. sox became shorthand of socks, article online could do better justice than i'm giving it.

'ate the cubs. just googled to make sure they lost and they did and now my day is a bit better.

t. seething incel that didnt have any gets or had gay ideas for it

watched incendies last night

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turned it off after first 10 minutes. still gonna watch dune in theaters

No retard, it's been finalized.

Says who?

what the fuck is happening?

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monkey riot

Caribbean island fans got on the field would be my guess

cheeky bump

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more like bustajarvi

havin a thought. might have to do with the low number of unique ips itt

gonna poop after i have finished my coffee

still here to provide good posts, lad. dont worry

excellent reassurance my friend

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real pookcific hours

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holy fuck it's already 2:00am

it's 3am now. Gotta love the witching hour.

>Women caught outside without sufficient reason during this time were sometimes executed on suspicion of witchcraft
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAAAAAAAAAYS

>tried to get him for coach but we ended up with a fucking jew instead
ftfy

well, they were whores. Can you honestly blame those lynch mobs?

nz got cucked hard lads im still seething

gotta stop letting india work you, lad

thinkin one of my ancestors was in those lynch mobs

quite erect rn

Dont let the shadows of the past thwart you from making progress in the now, lad
:^)

and blessed be his name

holy fucking QUADS

amen

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Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50..... OH!

Jack and Jill went up the hill.............
fetch a pail of watah..............
Jill came down with jidd on her face, i'unno

Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman

everyone should listen to The Day The Laughter Dies, kinda reminds me of this thread

diceman is /ourguy/

*Died
just like my dignity :L

old king cole was a merry old soul
a merry old soul was he
he chewed off his tit
ate his own shit
and drank it down with some tea

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your wife was suckin' my cock
the clock struck 2
i dropped my goo
and kicked the bitch down the block

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doe
a deer
a female deer
RAY
the guy that fucked her ass

m-m-mommy!

let me ask ya bout that cocksucka humpty dumpty what was he doin' up on that wall in the first place?

little old lady lived in a shoe
she had so many kids she didn't know what to do
so
she started suckin' dick

>suck on my milk tanks, user. it'll make ya skate faster
yes ma'am!

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ALL OF A SUDDEN DR. DRE IS A G THANG
BUT ON HIS OWN ALBUM COVER HE WAS A SHE THANG

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shant be sleeping. shall be samefagging on /hoc/ all night

god she's so hot

>80 days til season starts

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back off mr trips she's my khazar boobylicious mistress

guys big trades in the works. waiting for gary to sign off on them

watching the earlier episodes of king of the hill. it's so much better than i remember it

MOTHERFUCK DRE
MOTHERFUCK SNOOP
MOTHERFUCK DEATHROW
YO AND HERE COMES MY LEFT BLOW

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stopped watching when they ran out of ideas and regressed bobby's character arc

would you suck her milk trucks, /hoc/?

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thinkin hard right now. will get back to you

WHERE are the polish hockey players?

Seppo is in problems

cambodiaexpatsonline.com/newsworthy/finnish-man-held-for-passport-and-causing-confusion-public-t30402.html

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what?

their hockey infrastructure sucks the big one
imagine getting outdone by czechia

sorry /hoc/ don't think i can keep up this samefaggotry. shall dream about heavy knockers tonight. g'night

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

post proof. you were here this whole time and didn't contribute finna heem you like a finn

think he's a bot dude

shut the fuck up me, stop samefaggin right now and start dreamin bout tiddys

shant. g'night noided poster

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your posts make no fucking sense. stop trying so hard

cringe s o y dilate have sex play hokkei etc
don't fucking respond to me

didn't realize i had room & board RENT FREE

that's why i was never a big koth guy growing up, the later episodes just aren't that good. can't blame them for running out of ideas though, every show goes through it

/cric/ is having a meltdown lads

aussie tie poster sounds based not gonna lie

based

I'm like gridiron fudgepacker star ayron gaydgers
i really really REALLY like women

huomenta
god morgon
god morgen
góðan daginn
góðan morgun
gumåron

mornin'

No

just woke up and watched a youtube video about mothman

/hoc/ really went off the deep end last

listening to abba and cleaning my crib

can you give this thread a scrub?

just heard an explosion near my appartment lads, what the fuck

did it sound like nuclear weapon loading sounds?

>not monkey soup
disappointed

>tfw if devils leave and get rebranded as a NY team.

Please dont take my beloved devils away.

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dont they have enough troubles with the second ny team as it is?

they'll always be the official religion of /hoc/ island lad

shant participate in devil worshiping

it's devilS you dumb cunt

does the s stand for suck?

the s stands for slut

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'avin some mornin' coffee
thinkin' about 'reakfast

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me too

coffee

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youtu.be/zYnF31el-ik
was more recent than the laffs last cup

that girl in the middle look a bit rough around the edges

the moon landing is fake you dumbass

Anti-miscegenation laws were still constitutional in the United States when the >laffs won their last cup.

wish they were still enforced tbqh
a better era all around

Not me, I think allowing miscegenation in exchange for preventing any future >laffs cups is a great deal.

t. el goblino

just woke up

waiting for trades

Retard

Prove it

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thinking hard right now

McMeme for Zacha 1 4 1

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Ahhhhh......Damn good cup of coffee

coffee

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ended up going with a fried egg sandwich for breaky

Hoc island is fucking gay

Shhhhhhh

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this, /hoc/ archipelago is where its at

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Ted from Akron is the president of /hoc/

Teds banned from /hoc/ island unless he brings a lot of weed

Ted is /hoc/

the high council has dealt with ted

The high council can ingest my cock

what's everyone's favorite subreddits here?

Ted? More like cringe

this remark has been logged

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>tfw she doesn't respond

My penis is about as large as it can be

I havent been to redditt since r/jailbait shut down

Just finished that book I've been reading last night. Kind of emotional at a few points. A few characters' motivations weren't super well explained toward the very end, but it still ended fine.
8.5/10 would recommend

Wish I could move right on to the next one, but apparently I have to go back in the chronology to get some important set-up for later stuff.

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Just keep messaging her, youll be fine

try this
Please respond.....

which book?

he wont tell because of spoilers

Have you worshipped Hillary knights feet today

this 2bqh

how do i know what he's recommending then

Ill try not to be retarded today, guys. No promises though

too late desu

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It was a Japanese light novel and he has convinced himeslf that counts as literature.

wtf Mayor Ford is giving out free crack pipes and crack to go with it

We have the best mayor don't we folks

grim

I don't even know what a light novel is.

wider user

>86

Fuck negros

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My name is Mud

nuke hoc island

/hoc/ peninsula is where the real debauchery is at

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I don't want debauchery. I want a nice, quiet, tradcon paradise.

nothing more tranquil than the sweet release of death

starting a /hoc/ castle in the mountains. I will be king of the castle.

what is his grace's opinion on anime?

/hoc/ mansion when?

I will build a bridge between the hoc island and the hoc peninsula and form the hoc state

for me, it's jesperi eagle peninsula

I command it banished henceforth

a daring synthesis

whew that was close
well done janny

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Johnny's in America
Low techs at the wheel
Nobody needs anyone
They don't even just pretend
Johnny's in America
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Johnny's in America
Johnny wants a brain
Johnny wants to suck on a Coke
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke
Johnny's in America
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Johnny's in America
Johnny looks up at the stars
Johnny combs his hair
And Johnny wants pussy in cars
Johnny's in America
Johnny's in America
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
God is an American
God is an American
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Yeah, I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the words
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American
Johnny's an American

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LONG LIVE THE KING!

Motion to ban all F*nns from /hoc/ castle

you can thank me fren

I poisoned all the ale in /hoc/ castle. LONG LIVE /HOC/ ARCHIPELAGO

For me, it's pancakes

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the dice man came into my record store once 8 or 9 years ago and showed me and my coworker his son's music album. it was bad. he also listened to ICP at the listening station and asked for surf music recommendations. i also have a picture with him on my myspace, that's dope as fuck.

cringe

diablo 2 is pretty based though, except for javazons. Javazons are for retards

Went swimming at the YMCA last night and found a note in my locker saying I have a nice cock

was he in character?

hammerdins are faceroll tier

Ryan Gosling

>america: go swimming, get noticed by gay men
>based nordics: literally sit in a steaming house with naked old men, nobody does anything remotely gay

he was a no nonsense italian guy, but he wasn't running around being misogynistic and loud lmao. he came in with his manager or some shit who was a nice lady.

You've never been to a Swedish bath, have you?

Doubt you've made it through Hell with a javazon without infinity ya pusy.

>sauna gollum
God morgen norge

Johnny's in Canada

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Why does /hoc/ “island” look the exact opposite like a lake?

Sauna gollum?

>literally sit in a steaming house with naked old men, nobody does anything remotely gay
>remotely gay
the fact that you're sitting naked in a steaming house with old men is already beyond remotely gay

what do you think?

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yeah if you're american

needs work

It was originally green, but someone complained it looked too tropical, so i think /hoc/ island is technically a glacier or some shit now, or at least covered by tundra.

now build it in pixel.io lol

put it over the furry shit

I'm sorry, there's only room on the /hoc/ isthmus for 28 franchises. We're going to be letting some people go.

twitter.com/NHLonNBCSports/status/1151139505505820672
I actually kind of like these jerseys.

youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

4 colour sweaters are an eyesore

I would want them back, but nah. Fisherman was a bad jersey

think revising the logo might help a bit

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dew it

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Just scouted the littest Finns for 2020 draft bros

how lit was he?

2turnt

Thanks

Pretty lit but he had no chains so that's a big con

t. insecure dicklet

t. faggot

are you wanna die

nah i can do that later

t. insecure dicklet

t. queer

t. faggot

t. patrician

dae hate when people use downvoted as an “i disagree” button on /r/hockey? my comment was at +250 yesterday and is now only +50 because of triggered incels

hello insecure dicklet
hello queer
hello faggot
hello patrician

t. my friend

downvote

thinking about that one hot summer day in '92

kwab

kwab

Kys

>AOC
>that really bad caps whore
>some shitty button masher vidya
>basic bitch latte
Your /hoc/ island is shit and I could make a better one by wiping my ass with your moms face.

seething incel

Only incels worship worthless porn whores and want socialism to feed their neet bucks.
>exposed

sick trips dude, you should go make your own island

t. incel

There's only 4 CDs Subban listens to in the dressing room, and 3 of them are Usher's

Lots of mosquitos and heat....reminds me of my time in early '66 in the Binh Duong Province

hello incel

As the creator and pilot of dubs airline I will not be flying to that cuck town know as /hoc/ island anymore.

>the incel wants company so bad
Perhaps after work I shall

That's not /hoc/ island that's hockeye land I know very confusing

with hookers and blackjack?

imagine being an incel like @94273069 and boiling over an image on the internet

Loyalist to /hoc/ island fuck all you contrarian mother fuckers

Yep. /hoc/ island is for everyone.

Ofc it's going to be all white people so prostitutes will be clean of stds and gambling will only occur on a reasonable basis. Since all negros will be banished to nigger island we can even give people an allowance for the casino.

/hoc/ island is pure reddit.

Snuggling kitty lads

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This it isnt /hoc/ at all

i only gave zoomer and reddit ideas when we were rollin

t. faggot

Look at that smile

>mad at the truth

it was time before Edmonton Oilers was even in Pulju's mind.

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Don't even consider the islels tbqh

laine got some fortnite in today

Knightfans, let's rise up! and take this sub back!

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islesbros are frens

just woke up (mentally and spiritually)

Nah that islesfaggot that posts here is a dick and always shits on my team for no reason.

the fuck they are

>rags

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just did a stamkos and it came out green lads

huomenta

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why do finns look ike they have extra chromosomes?

big brains

This. Just look at the size of Pettersson's head. Imagine how much hockey iq can be stored there.

thinking about hitting randy with sweet chin music lads

im well aware of how big brained swedes are

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what to watch

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>pettersson
>swede
look up his father

The 4th is a homemade Ushers greatest hits mixtape

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youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8

damn shame

youtube.com/watch?v=dthjojjVhDo

neighbour is doing it again

beating up his dog?

youtube.com/watch?v=Brl7WmHDG-E

youtube.com/watch?v=5Sy19X0xxrM

What's /hoc/'s favorite spider? For me, it's the golden silk orb-weaver.
>builds impressive things
>so protective of children they never get eaten
>smaller spiders always try to steal what it creates
>doesn't bother humans and takes care of pests
>women don't (usually) eat the men after sex

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Finland please (You) this post I promise you good fortune

smoking the plant we dont talk about...

go stand next to him and tell him to pass it to the left

youtube.com/watch?v=t5XNWFw5HVw

I've been (You)'d by Finland in the past, so you could imagine this (You) to originally be from a huomenta suomi.

don't mind me, just doing a bit of new boot goofin'

shant receive

where's sven?

probably goldenrod crab spiders
>look cool

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How do you know if a muscle is pulled or torn? My calf is making me want to die

Swelling im pretty sure. if its ballooning up then you should probably go get checked out

These niggas need a logo redesign so badly.

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*for a torn muscle i should have clarified, you just got to chill out if you pulled something and rest for a few days

Thanks la. It’s not swollen but a little black and blue

Fapping to bailey jay.

Why was there more rivalry in middle school's football or hockey game between class A and B than in NHL game?

because you get beat up for losing on the schoolground

homosexuals are not allowed here

youtube.com/watch?v=v5_BB0Uuqqs

Subban is a n_____

NuHL doesn't promote rivalries anymore

looks good to me

neekeri

youtube.com/watch?v=yLV76F9al_4

>what is vegas and san jose?
call it a plastic rivalry, it's definitely promoted

2 faggot teams that no one cares about (just kidding /hoc/ loves the kniggits)

They literally do a weekly rivalry game promoted as a rivalry

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I specifically remember last season them dropping the rivalry bit and just calling it wednesday night hockey

It's a bit goofy, especially compared to a lot of the other WHL logos. Red Deer and Victoria are particularly good imo.

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For me it’s a wednesday night rivalry game between the coyotes and the sharks

/hoc/ always goes to shit when im not posting

/hoc/ is shit today and for once it's not because of finns

absolutely positively too fucking hot outside
>90F/32C

neighbor is sawing and hammering again

go beat his wife

i've just arrived. expect next thread to be nothing but quality posts

>expect next thread to be nothing
will do

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>500

new

Remember that time an o6 team got beat by a bunch of hill billys in a best of 7 series?