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LA: Chris Taylor diagnosed with fractured forearm
LAA: Mike Trout (calf) avoids injured list for now
SF: Brandon Crawford ties SF record with 8 RBI
TOR: Ken Giles (elbow) could be available Tuesday
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PIT: Polanco (shoulder) pulled from rehab game
BOS: Eovaldi (elbow) starting rehab assignment
ARZ: Phillies, Astros interested in SP Robbie Ray
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astros desu

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Lose Angeles Doyers*
FTFY

ya seethe from the yanks?

>STANKEES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I want a cute Dodgers gf to perform anilingus on

nobody cares about your e thots

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>chapman
>stankees

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

this is the correct thread

win what? NOT A WORLD SERIES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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Dodgers legend desu

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my girl

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Gas all zoomers. Especially pic related.

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Stop shitposting and focus on your game, Yelich.

yaks losing in the 9th? sounds about right

A PHILLY CLASSIC

This shitty fucking faggot NL team is getting exposed by my Dodgers, an AL POWERHOUSE

Take note you hillbilly fucks, as Bellinger exposes your shitty cocksucking faggot team,

Take note lillies because a real power hitter is at work, not your shitty bottom tier hitter,

BBELLINGER IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF PHILTHY PITCHERS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE PHILTHYDELPHIA LILLIES ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED


THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT LA

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT PHILTHY are

holy fucking kek

the doyers are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh philly may actually be more pathetic than the Baltimore Orioles LOL

honestly philthy might be the worst nl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO lillies fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF PENNSILVANIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY


MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT LILLIES ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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based d'arnaud beating the yaks

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oh yeah i'm thinking my astros are based

>doopadelphia

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Braves are fully based and it's time to fully embrace

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>cusb
>cobbies
>coobies
>scubbies
>scuba kek scuba

THE STANKEES LOSE

THEEEEEEE STANKEES LOSE

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>cusb

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Yankees havnt been good since arod was doing steroids

fuck tampa gay gays

What do the Yankees need to do to get better?

>be stankees
>stank it up

cubs fan here

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When do we ditch the hoodies?

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>Luke Jackson warming up

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This is why I hate when the Yankees lose, because everyone talks shit. Yankees need to find a pitcher who owns that natural born Yankee killer. This is pissing me off just like when Curt Schilling pitched.

>white sox fans saying their team is a contender
Uhm...

if bajp married this girl, you can't tell me you wouldn't want to go to the reception, imagine the food and booze...

white sox are trash and should fold to like utah

Imagine George Steinbrenner rolling in his grave as his Yankees go 10 years without a championship

In 1894, Hugh Duffy hit .440/.502/.694 and led the NL in hits (237), doubles (51), home runs (18), batting average (the highest ever), OPS, (1.196), and total bases (378). He didn't lead his own team in WAR.

ummmm sweaty, yanks are going to win #28 this year

>left the bases loaded
fuck me atl

Alright, it's time for a sing along!!!!

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CUBBIE DOOOOOOOOO WHERE ARE YOU

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every time I'm sad I remember the boss is dead and it brings a smile to my face

In 1941, Ted Williams won the triple crown and had one of the top 20 10+ WAR seasons, and lost the MVP vote to a player because of his meaningless record.

W

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Lillies getting further and further back in the rear view mirror

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Braves vs. Dodgers NLCS

Astros vs. Rays ALCS

Teddy Ballnuts even batted .406 that year

>comedy central

With Wheeler on the 10 day IL should I pickup Brett Gardner as a 7th OF for 6 days worth of games or Jon Gray to start 1 single game as a pitcher?

houspie detected

I swear watch the fucking mets creep into like 2nd during july/august. This team is messing with my fucking emotions

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Apologize

Braves looking good. If they get some bullpen help and maybe another SP, watch out.

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wrong i'm right here

post your all aboard choo choo train meme then

Jon Gray

kek sorry i was fooled ya!!!

Kid Nichols. 407 innings of 4.75 ERA ball across 50 games (46 starts). 40 complete games, 8.2 WAR.

I knew it was you schwarbro
I never doubted you for a second

Galliebro here btw

WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GG Soxbros, easiest win of the year. Seeya tomorrow for another freebie Soxbros!

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no it's me houspie fool!

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The Notorious ERG
He makes ya seeth
Big time heimie
You know its his timie

Testify brother

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The Royals are good but gallie is better
Nothing against ya

gallo? never heard of her

If the last digit of this post is odd, it confirms the Dodgers win the 2019 World Series

on the other hand if this post ends in an even the dodgers don't win the world series of 2019

my dubs cancel this out
cubs win it all
check em

I had no idea honestly

>cusb

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BROS WE COULDN'T STOP THEM BROS

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*dabs on cubes*

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DODGERS WS CHAMPS CONFIRMED

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Getting real close to the point where I'm not even going to check on what the Phillies did on any given night because they're so irrelevant, like I started doing with the Mets about a month or so ago (I forget exactly how long.)

reds are gonna win the NL and dab on the doyers

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THIS THREAD IS NOW A 600 AND UP THREAD. You are only allowed to post of your team has a 600 rating or higher.
Teams welcome: barves, stanks, assthrows, bins, and doyers
Not welcome: all of the rest of your garbage teams

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youtube.com/watch?v=tElCUhoEuYU

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Reporting in

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE
>cusb

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Sup

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yes we'll own the doyers as always

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fuck off retard

didnt read lmao

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>losing a game in the 2nd half

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>sub 500
yikes and oofpilled

D O Y E R S
O
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E
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>still under 60 wins
yikes

bless you reds bros

bajp got em' good tonight as well

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>Doyers win

ARIBA!

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youtube.com/watch?v=uiVVbYK9HXw
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Congrats on having a literal shithouse of a division.

Right back at ya, and you're still under 60 wins.

Kys faggot

>Still under 60 wins

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Are the Giants, dare I say it, gonna make the playoffs?

If the Dodgers make the World Series and lose again, can the National League officially be dissolved? It’s clear now they’re basically AAA.

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>not sweeping a doubleheader at Coors with a combined score of 21-3
Why is your team so incapable compared to the based Giants, my underprivileged bros?

Not even a Stankees fan and I'd buy one of those.

3 back from wild card wtf

"Source: Royals getting Mike Montgomery back from Cubs for Maldonado."

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Why though?

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>only teams in the NL not 3.5 games out from the Wild Card are the Mest and Marlels

THE CUBYALS DO IT AGAIN!!!!

#blessed Cubyals

>actual reddit post
fuck off

This will surely put the Cusb over the top.

It sure is satisfying watching the Yankees get fucked by their own baby stadium.

>21 - 3
>Rookies

>royals trade sheriff bailey for a speedy guy who can't hit
>royals trade martin maldonado for a starting pitcher who hasn't started once this year to take sheriff bailey's start


>cam "bubba sparxxx" gallagher is now the everyday catcher

gonna be a wew from me dogg

>winning a game after the all star break

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4 straight losses after beating the Cubs. Is this the infamous curse of the cusb?

Bailey will have a sub 3.50 ERA for the A's, rest assured.

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>under 25 championships

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Point that smug elsewhere centralbro, I hope he pitches nothing but perfect games for the rest of the season
I hope everyone wins..!

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You can't tell me I don't have the most patrician taste in baseball teams- fav teams and why:

>alc-white sox
>ale-bos/tb- whoever beats the yankees, i like chris sale and i like tb's young pitching assembly line
>alw- astros- because of what they did to the yankees and their faggot fans in the 2017 alcs, mostly because they have based verlander

>nlc- cardinals- based organization, win with prospect value and have been fucking the cubs for about 90% of the last 100 years. rarely crack the top 10 in payroll yet 3rd most winning team of the 21st century
>nle- braves- grew up before the internet, so i watched the braves on tbs when sox/cubs weren't playing, and was blessed to see the maddux, glavine, smoltz era
>nlw- dodgers, the fucked the cubs over hilariously in 2017, they're exciting to watch, but honestly other than the ale teams i don't have much of an opinion of them other than i like watching them the last ten years because they have had great pitching

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James Shields lol

I'm fine with slam gallagher playing everyday, I don't really like the prospect they got for homer though.

AL East - 3 teams over 50 wins
AL Central - 2 teams over 50 wins
AL West - 3 teams over 50 wins

NL East - 1 team over 50 wins
NL Central - 1 team over 50 wins
NL West - 1 team over 50 wins

Why is the national league such trash bros?

James Shields lol

Top oof

How do we stop the cubyals, lads? They can't keep making trades

>NL West - Only team in the majors with 60 wins
ftfy

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shut the fuck up about this shit. nobody cares about this gay broship besides you and dumb cub faggots

Unless the royals give them Whit for nothing but money(which would be pathetic) which is what they will have to do, because the cubs have nothing but money. That relationship is over.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4krrYIr6lpI

Retard alert! Retard alert!

Sorry my mistake

>Dodgers will lose in the WS again this year

>Dodgers will lose in the NLCS against the Braves this year
FTFY

Houspie is in the house!

sorry man. I've been a bit depressed lately so my shitposts are up a bit. I'm so sorry

cubyals make ya seeth?

Okay okay everyone settle down a bit. I'm monitoring this thread. Please don't mind me, This is all for your safety.

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I think someone should be asking who YOU are. You are so focused on catching the bad eggs, but how do we know you aren't a falseflagger. You could very well be houspie or ERG or anyone else.

AL
4 teams with a sub .400 win %/60 losses, nearly 5

NL
one

AL records are inflated because they have worst trash at the bottom, NL is winning the interleague match up this year

That is not a question I feel obligated to answer. I am here for your sake. Allow me to go about my services, I beg of you.

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just give me some time...

I didn't get the memo. It won't happen again.

I just found out about it today I'm being totally completely honest with you right now.
*places palms facing upwards*

>another season where an AL team beats the doyers in the world series
>implying this is better than Brady wins lol every year

>handegg
kek
no
...>kek

its better because it isnt fucking new england winning (besides last year, but that WS sucked ass)

Why can't the NL into pitching

lol, only old fags are gonna get this

kershaw is good

fuck the lastros

what's wrong with the patriots winning the superbowl? the blacks get pissed as fuck about brady/bb winning for no reason, especially since giselle made brady as liberal as fuck just the BLM/ATIFA jobless/homeless/losers.

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For me? It's the Braves.

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Step aside, Yelich. There's a new HR leader in town.

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Well, you sir are a god forsaken moron. Have a nice day. Enjoy your insult :) I owned you

wow you are much more polite to BAJP than mo is

fat fuck!

If this post ends in 7 the Washington Nationals will win the 2019 World Series.

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mo is in the house!

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anyone remember when julianna zobrist got BLACKED by Json(a christian rapper and St Louis Cardinal fan) and Ben(the csub 2nd baseman went into a terribly deep depression and quit baseball?

I do.

>pic
>your wife and mother of your children takes pics of herself like a trap on Yea Forums LOL

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fag fuck!

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HE DESTROYS HIM AGAIN!!!

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Based trips of truth

>boystown cusbs

I told you bro
I told ya the astros were gonna choke

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>be houston
>lose

what a fucken chad

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>yankees lose
>astros lose
Is the path opening for the Twins?

hello summerfags!

spotted the salty stankee """fan"""

>he thinks the Angels are losing another game this season
Holy yikes, read Manfred's script once in a while.

summerfag is projecting :)

>angels win another WS before los doyers do
holy fuckin based

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>same team wins every year
>ratings tank
Gee

Imagine keeping Neris employed

Why are all these barves fans suddenly coming out of the woodwork

another reason i root for the patriots. tom brady and bellichick are awesome and hopefully they'll win a couple more superbowls, leaving the fucking spooks and shines forever mad as fuck and kneeling like the jiggaboo cocksuckers they are and destroy the league in the process.

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omigosh!

Based Brady to the bearsies!

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may he be forever #blessed

im not that into football, but say you could go back 2 years, would you take Brady(knowing he still had had at least 3 year of superbowl level play) and whatever he has from here on out instead of Trubby?

>lol i know you bears fans would suck every coon cock in Cabrini–Green to have Gostkowski instead of Codey Parkey.

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Bellinger has the biggest meme swing in baseball. He looks like one half of Prince Fielder. Or maybe a third.

it's a less compact and less violent version of harper's swing when he was good.

>lets hope belli doesn't turn into harper, i love mike trout but i don't want him to be the only consistent superstar in the game....
>can't find the webm : /

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>can't find the webm
bummer :(
:/

youtube.com/watch?v=USC-pqLqsgw bruce SAVAGE

Been like that for 7+ years.

Oh boy, Phillies sucks.

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I like to call them "the philthies"

Makes me lol every time

>based
197th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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How clever. You should consider a career as a stand-up comedian

Bravos desu yo~

my poor jays :(

Dodgers

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Braves/Yankees it is

Red Sox winning again.

Is Big Sexy the one true GOAT?

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For people that want to know updates about the Kawano Kids (Akita Guys that upset everyone else until thy got onto finals last year), i have bad news

They failed to qualify after lose the 3rd round of the local qualifies

It seems that Kikuhi/Ohtani High School is still acttive and will have an game tonight, if positive i will check more info tonight

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Braves lifelongs out of absolute nowhere

>330 millions

Mariners

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Today the bookies repay me for my suffering!

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We call them african americans now

yikes!

>Dodgers will go full Tampa Bay Lightning this year

>Major League Baseball (MLB) could allow for sponsorship patches on its teams’ uniforms within three years, the league confirmed to Sports Business Journal (SBJ).

>The success of the National Basketball Association’s (NBA) decision to allow for jersey branding, which brings in an average of US$7 million a year per team, has reportedly created ‘considerable interest’ for MLB franchises to follow suit.

>Van Wagner Sports & Entertainment confirmed to the SBJ that it had been approached by MLB franchises for evaluations of the potential new inventory. The Excel sports agency, which worked on a couple of NBA patch deals, also told the sports business outlet that it had received inquiries from “curious” teams regarding the marketplace.

>The new patch sponsorships would require the approval of the Major League Baseball Players Association (MLBPA) as part of the next collective bargaining agreement (CBA), but, according to the report, MLB’s uniform deal with Nike includes provision for uniform patches.

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nice, is this oc?

>inquiries from “curious” teams
Which teams do you suspect were the most curious about opening themselves up to new experiences?

Oakland and Seattle were using sponsor patches during Japan series
Yankees and Boston were using helmets with Mitel logo on itt

Maybe this is what he meant?

>jints are 3 GB of a WC
what is this topsy turvy timeline

The Marlins are the only team in the NL out of the WC, fuck the Mets are only 5.5 back

The Mets are mentally out of it.

Brady isn't retiring within the next 3 years

Redpill me on the clubhouse presence™

guy who keeps his teammates in the right state of mind when the situation is bad or just keeps his teammates on track in general, or can read pitchers very well, read signs very well, basically anybody who helps in ways that aren't measured by the game.

imagine if red sox got somebody like ken giles...

You have to pick one offense in the AL East who do you pick?

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Fully healthy, Yankees. As they are, Red Sox.

Who is missing from the yankees lineup?

Oh NONONONO bros this can't keep happening. My fellow mets fans and polar bear lovers told me this kid would slow down by now!! That he was gonna get figured out soon but his numbers literally just keep going up. .339 BA with 1.021 OBP?!? My polar bear cant do that, he cant even steal bases, only hit home runs. Why do we keep getting hosed as mets fans bros??

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remorseless wanker detected

Urg

The power of a good manager. Its why teams like the mets and Padres are shit despite having some talent on their roster. Led by absolute morons of the highest order

nonon bros this cann't be! i was told the the chadres are elite

That was just Andy green shitposting user, nobody thinks they're elite with that guy at the helm

>no games til 7:05

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Is it, dare I say it, Teboq’s time?

>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

>Grindr presents your Chicago Cubs!
>Text 666 to GoCubsGo for your free complimentary drink.

God I wish I was a cute girl

A hitter is not elite unless his OBP is above .400 or his SLG is above .600. If it's below in both categories, he is simply a good hitter.

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>mest

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omigosh

>schwarshit

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>diving for the ball
>trying his best
All part of the appeal

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this is basically how yelich gets all of his hits and home runs
little pop ups and doinkers that just happen to fall in or little pop ups that go one row deep

baez is a way better hitter, hits line drives and monster dongs

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So this is the power of cusb outfielding?

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>1.021 OBP
wow, getting on base 102.1% seems pretty good

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Swarbie make ya seeth?

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We have future #1 catching prospect in baseball Francisco Alvarez, we don't need that Wisconsin chad

>Yelich
Hard Hit - 54.8% (#1 in MLB)
Line Drive - 19.5%
Average HR Distance - 405.3 ft
>Baez
Hard Hit - 41.6%
Line Drive - 17.6%
Average HR Distance - 405.1 ft

schwarber is gonna steal the MVP with a magnificent second half

>cubes fan delusion

Was schwarbie really worth the fourth pick in the draft?

schwarbie was worth the 1st pick

Centralbros unified by based Schwarbie

>schwarbie in the second half: .333 avg .444 OBP 2 hrs

youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo Not gonna lie this home run was sweet to watch

I'm a gallie bro! big respect to schwarbie, he's having a great year!

Respect right back atcha gallie bro. The world series this year is gonna be fun when it features both of these elites

Galliebros have a chairman seat in the based Central broship

Here We Go Schwarbie, Here We Go *clap clap clap*

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someone post the image!

hey buddy, there's more room on the schwarbie bus if you need

>schwarshit

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you just made a big mistake by motivating him to get EVEN better

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For me it's the dodgers finally having all the talent and management needed to win the world series then getting swept by the braves.

do you think Kyle and Julianna engaged in sexual relations if you know what I mean

I haven't watched the team for a few years. I'm sure we got some good prospects and players for getting rid of our entire back to back ALCS team...

cubs :)

I would argue that Kelenic is exactly what the Mets need. Brodie convinced himself that the Mets only had a two year window because they weren't going to be able to extend everyone like DeGrom, Syndergaard, Conforto, etc. So he created a self-fulfilling prophecy with the Cano trade, trying to repurpose the Bruce/Swarzak money into a great, but old player with the thought he would be good for at least that two year window. He doubled down on it with two year contracts for Ramos and Lowrie and a three year deal for Familia.

He completely missed that McNeil and Alonso would be dirt cheap and elite [despite McNeil being just as good as Cano in 2018] and that Bruce/Swarzak/Cespedes/Wright/Vargas/Frazier/Lagares would all be off the books after the 2020 season. Just in time to extend a player or two along with Kelenic getting to the upper minors and maybe being on a schedule to take an OF spot.

I thought the rumor was that it was la stella, then the cubs traded him to the angels

Piss off, no one was talking to you

>/mlb/

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Sorry

sorry, I got ahead of myself

That's on me, that's my bad

>blue jays fans everyone

Dont let it happen again

I won't I try to learn from my mistakes

They're gonna keep Brodie as the GM for several more years even though it's already clear that he is incompetent. "We have to give him a chance"..........even though the key to having a successful baseball franchise is having a wizard GM, which Brodie clearly is not. But yeah, just stick with him for several more years and let him run the team further into the ground for no particular reason.

The true way to live.

monitoring this thread

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Mr. Gadget!

>royals trade jorge soler back to the cubs

how likely is this?

If the last digit of this post is odd, the Dodgers win the 2019 World Series.

Based Cubyals getting away with it yet again

I mean if the last digit of this post is even, the Dodgers win the 2019 World Series.

Probably not super likely. I don't know how teams view his work in the OF, but the Royals have played him at DH more often. Cubs could use a right handed OF.

There we go.

Now, if you can just convince doyer fags.

holy bantz!

Nats desu

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doyers living rent-free in this empty cranium

counter bantz!!!!!!

Dodgers make ya seeth?

oh they own ya
and they just pwnd ya
lost two world series in a row
but boutta win 5 in 10 years
watch as ya seeth

No. Nauseous.

Sorry

hey my bad dawg my bad that's on me dawg

When else would we have shown up? Been a shitty 20 years for the most part

So the Marlins are going to Montreal right?

They have a fine ballpark so no

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>inviting more leafs here
>especially the ones that go ET LU BUUUUUUUUUTTTTEEEEE

No. No no no.

Eating a slice of watermelon got me thinking about the crack of the bat

I unironically can see the Dodgers losing to the Braves in the NLCS

Mmm...gotta love springtime...tune in the radio...fresh new ballgame...crack open a cold one... kids out playin in the lawn...old man dean don't like it but they just playin some ball... oooohh wieee them burgers lookin mighty fine...almost as fine as barb...yum...

Mm.. put the smoker on low.. strip down to my tight n whites.. some sunshine and a ballgame on the radio.. might see about jumpin' in that pool later on.. yessir.. the life of riley

Yes sir.... oh the grill's getting a little hotter now.. oh nobody'll notice today... just gonna take off the ol tight n whites.. oh this takes me back... sunshine and fresh air on the undercarriage

Man my age and I ain't never needed one a them lil blue pills... not one I say... I flip it on and off like a switch, man of my age.. I know I shouldn't... but the sun's just right... ballgame's on the radio...

This is crazy

Mmm...marinate this overnight...we're doing a double day grillout...must say ya gotta love summer sunshine...the lasses are out enjoyin themselves...there's this new fad around town...they call it "fast food"...mmmm..maybe i'll try it with the lady n kids one day....

Me when the mets meme their asses to 3rd just because the Phillies are shit

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i'd be ok with sponsorship on batting helmets desu but uniforms, no

looks like shit on nba jerseys

wow that isn't funny

Pretty bad post honestly

unfunny, not unique, and overall just sad and pathetic

Good post

hopefully

Me when Alonso is traded to the Yankees

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The bar honestly isn't set very high around here. We're pretty relaxed, we have a good time. This is just... disruptively bad posting.

tb v nyy gamethread

>Collin Mchugh's wife tweets about how underpaid minor league players are
>in his last minor league season, she and her husband's combined income was 17k per year (literally the equivalent of a minimum wage job) even though he worked full-time in the offseason
Is it just me or this girl a fucking cunt for refusing to work even when her husband was making borderline poverty-tier money and then acting like MLB is entirely to blame? The way the league treats minor leaguers is fucked up, but for fuck's sake if she had just worked a part-time job his life would have been so much easier in the minors.

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She's awfully plain for someone that gives a high maintenance first impression

True, if she was hot she'd be able to actually bring some money in without trying and maybe she wouldn't be complaining so much

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I don’t give a shit what athletes are paid

Based

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Doyers @ Lillies

when cardigans get as comfy as hoodies

in 1930, Hack Wilson led the league in home runs (56), RBIs (191), OPS (1.177), and OPS+ (177)

he did not receive a single MVP vote

either Theo wants to trade Caratini; flip Maldonado (when Willy's back); or Contreras's injury is very bad. Monty was disposable

basedball

imagine not being a Dodgers fan, we are set for years

Too bad the Braves are going to own you for the foreseeable future

And the cubs will own ya both and the al

Kek scuba

wtf

!!!

lord have mercy

o lawd now u dunnit

Unpopular opinion: baseball is epic and awesome
Science for the win

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eternal royals guy makes me seeth

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Honestly that's my bad dogg

You haven't seen true autism yet.

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if be one or two patchess like in Asian pro leagues, it wont be an problem

(the blue logo is the sponsor in pic case)

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houspie truly is the worst poster in /mlb/
not the ones that false flag shit post as him, the real one, as pictured
I like how /mlb/ no longer has editions because of him

Based thread wars

...based houspie!

Reds @ Cubs
Press F to pay respects

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Are you ready for some Cubbie baseball?

what about the people that say "houspie spotted!"? cause that makes me think he's here right now, watching

Cubs and Astros are natural enemies, you'll never see a Bear get sent to space on its own free will.

The cubs suck, sorry that's all there is to it

Houspie spotting is master tactician /mlb/ oldfags only

ok but what if i posted.......astros desu

>doyers

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MLB.COM HAS BABY TALKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

mlb.com/news/cody-bellinger-excited-to-be-in-mlb-home-run-race

>Belli vs. Yeli? Cody calls HR race exciting

>Dodgers outfielder on pace to set franchise single-season record

I wrote that and the pengwings post

>YAKS BASERUNNING

White Sox running into each other on routine plays. One of them came out of the game. I don't know who it is. He has broad shoulders. Looks like he smells nice.

White Sox have two throwing errors within the span of one pitch, scoring Adalberto Mondesi from first base.

no white sox thread : /

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No Royals fans so no point.

yeah, i even tried getting a convo going about kc bbq places and the best bars yesterday, but no one to talk to

Try asking Cardinals fans, they're close to KC and can appreciate BBQ and they actually exist.

not lately, even when the cardinals are winning it's maybe 3 guys at most. when they won 100 games in 2015 despite waino being out for the season at the end of april, there were still no cardinal gamethreads.

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>freshly updated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear/hand, foot and mouth disease/hamstring
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
shoulder fatigue
>tfw no old/fat

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Guess Braves are losing this game. Fucking Wilson giving up 2 runs with 2 outs lol

>fathers

It's past time for the barves to drop a couple games already.

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ROJASSSS

>300 million dollars

Nationals are shit and stop shilling your shit team

>barves

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LUCAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DYLANNNNNNNNNN CEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO THROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW STRIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

nice umpball in milwaukee

Jesus Christ, the Orioles are fucking awful.

imagine being such a shit hitter that getting hit is statistically more valuable than trying to hit the ball.
Seriously imagine it, you've spent your entire life perfecting your ability to hit the baseball only for your manager to pull you into his office and tell you that getting hit is worth more.Imagine going home and telling your wife this, imagine the shame in her eyes. Every night you come home and she asks you "was it a good day getting hit by balls dear?" and you know shes fucking the neighbor.
imagine being Dietrich.

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I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that you've been hit by balls plenty. Mostly on the chin.

>barves

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I know, right?

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who wouldn't eat a big fat juicy emperor penguin if they had the chance? you onions?

If the catcher is the one picking the pitches and the pitcher is just following orders.
why does all of the blame go to the pitcher if a run is scored?

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Trio on, fat boy

>"user, can you toss me my phone?"
>throws it 5 feet above your head
who's the one buying the new phone?

oh you can trip on now asshole

RETARD ALERT

>Philthies
>it was 6-1
LMAO

Even as Sox fan, Whit Merrifield is BASED. He's just a fun player to watch hit and play the field. I pray the Cubs don't get him like I'm praying the Yaks don't get Bauer.

I can't agree more with that user, but it's not me. But damn just imagine dipping some battered and fried pengwing meat in some hot sauce, or slicing up the pengwin and grilling the meat and putting it into a tasty creamy alfredo type pasta with some broccoli and other herbs.

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but what if the phone is on point and your other homeboy snags it out of the air (because hes an asshole).
is it still the pitchers fault or yours for making it an easy snag?

I'm sorry.

B-B-B-BASED!

FUCK. THIS. TEAM. VV please make like a tree and FUCK OFF!!!! I thought last nights disaster would be impossible to top but, they totally fucking did....

Hey rizz poster how many cocks do you have up your ass?

Put a fucking chinstrap on Ohtani's helmet already

Listening to Jason and Steve defend the extra netting, and literally defend people zoning out to use their zones is making me fucking sick. I normally say these guys are one of the top broadcasting teams in baseball and they pull this shit on me? Why the fuck can't people fuck around on their phone between innings, or if you really have to between batters, or really really have to between pitches? JUST FUCKING PAY ATTENTION WHEN A PITCH IS THROWN.

I need to fucking to pengwing poaching in the south pole after typing that and bringing home a few dozen of those fuckers now. Wana come with? I'm so damn hungry now and only Pengwing Alfredo Pasta is going to hit the spot.

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Good game, O's. Stay mad, Mets.

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depends if your homie is about to steal your phone and sell it

using their phones*

t. never played baseball. you really expect the average person to react to 100+ mph line drives? fuck off faggot. filtered.

helll yeah, that sounds amazing

you're fat

I heard this White Sox team were contenders.

>We're taking the central!

HEY FUCK YOU

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This is Kansas City's third-string-turned-starting catcher, Cam Gallagher. The White Sox just walked him on four pitches.

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It's really gratifying to see Houston finally suffer some injuries to their rotation like everyone else. Fuckers have been way too lucky with arm health for years.

>1)you have no confidence, so you're a weak cuck and you'll miss the ball anyway
>2)you probably played no sports let alone BASEDball, or even have done any work with your hands, or even do your own upkeep on your home so you have frail and soft feminine hands(you're probably a Yea Forums or /soc/ sissytrap desu)
>3) the ball won't be traveling at 100+ mph when it arrives in your current location with the current netting position, so as long as you get both of your hands up you may not catch it, but you'll at least knock it down with only a small/medium sting to your hand(less painful than a bee/wasp/hornet)

nbcsports.com/chicago/video/aj-pierzynski-makes-one-handed-grab-broadcast-booth

/mlb/ pengwing antarctica safari, i'll pray for this tonight. no faggots allowed

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Cam Gallagher update: scored on a sacrifice fly from Billy Hamilton. The score is 8 to 0.

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Yeah fuck those players I want them hurt!

the GOAT. and he's ours

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BRYCE GOAT
BRYCE GOAT

>go to gameday
>plays
>scoring
>Baseball Player X homers (20) on a line drive to left field
>Baseball Player Y homers (24) on a fly ball to left field
>Baseball Player X homers (21) on a fly ball to left field
>Baseball Player Z homers (19) on a fly ball to right field

It's all so tiresome

croatia huh

how about you actually watch the games you dumb zoomer

DOYERS KEK DOYERS

>Dodgers on the road

Nope, just nice to see Houston finally has to deal with SP injuries and resort to using openers and bad starters like the rest of us. Their 2018 Opening Day rotation started something like 96% or 97% of their regular season and postseason starts, that's unreal.

how about you suck the ripe dickcheese off my chode

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There are no longer human words for how badly the White Sox are getting torn up.

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Braves fan, drinking Miller while watching this shitfest. only seems fitting.

yanks collapse last night = shitposting them to death
yanks win tonight= silence
this was brought to you by montefiore, doing more.

Hey fapoleon or whatever croat you are, you suck ass

I like Croatia because I hate Serbia.

Oh yeah he owns you
Bruce harper pwns you
Puts kenley in a seeth
Like ya wouldnt believe
Chicanos dont understand
that bruce is the man
Bellinger cant compete
Bruce is elite

incredibly rude

>Ohtani bobblehead
Wonder how much Japs will pay for those on eBay

Braves bros we actually lost a game

wew who coulda possibly seen that grand slam coming

>Jon Lajoie Votto

Sometimes the pitcher doesn't execute and sometimes the catcher makes a bad call. You can tell by where the catcher sets up where the pitch was supposed to go. The pitcher also has the option of shaking the pitch off. You have to give credit to the hitters sometimes, too.

didididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididdidididididididididididididididididididididididididididiididididididididididididididididididididididI

didi make ya seethe?

dididididididi make ya seethe!!!!

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Glenn Sparkman (???) has thrown a complete game shutout against top contender Chicago White Sox.
>We're taking the central!
Lol......

judgy make ya seethe?
didi make ya seethe?
francesa make ya seethe?
27 make ya seethe?

yankees make ya seethe!!!!

Thoughts on this WS caliber pitching staff?

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Jon trips

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thats what happens when you pick a high schooler as a starting pitcher

BASED YELI GRAND SLAM

>barfs

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let's make these niggers seethe some more. let's get Bauer

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Are the Giants, dare I say it, taking the WC #2 spot?

>it took the literal death of a teammate to kickstart the angels into being a good team
the 30 for 30 is gonna be amazing

>the buffalo bills of los angeles

>Angels have scored 53 runs and counting the last six games

Is the Angels lineup, dare I say it, elite?

no sorry

Yes user teams don’t rally and want to get better after losing a player they held dear to them

Retard

No, Astros just fucking suck.

>doyers
>Losestros

>playoff-tier lineup
>almost playoff-tier bullpen
>shit/10 rotation

*world series runner up caliber pitching staff

What does it take to have an elite lineup? The Angels rank 9th in offense, have the best hitter in the game, and have scored 53 runs the last six games? Is an elite offense top 3 or something?

friendly reminder the anglels only have 2 good players on their whole team

>TLOSES
>ZERO RUNS AGAINST THE MEST BULLPEN

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GG twins

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Their lineup is playoff tier right now and they are missing their two all-stars (La Stella, Trout). Angels have dealt with injuries to their lineup the whole season (Upton, Simmons, Trout, La Stella) and are still 9th in baseball in hitting. If this lineup can stay healthy for two months they'll end up with the best stats.

trout being out of the lineup is a net positive if you are talking about the playoffs LOL

Elite offenses: Yankees, Dodgers, Twins

The rest of the league need not apply.

kek tloses kek!

Haven't seen those lifelong Twins fans around here in a few weeks

they are all anglels fans now apparently

>Elite offenses
>Twins

>twins
what happen to them tonight? lol

1. Red Sox
2. Yankees
3. Dodgers
4. Angels
5. Astros

This is the definitive list of elite offenses.

kek tampon gay kek!

kek poo gaypoopiss kek!

kek kek!

>Twins
youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

weak bait

oh no no no will smith's trade value!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhaahahahah

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I hope the new thread has a clever edition to match the OP pic

>the 330 million dollar man dabbed on the doyers
OH NO NO NO

>clever edition
Houspie spotted

ah yes

another great day for the metsdians broship!

gg mest
gonna be at the game tomorrow. twins haven't lost three in a row yet and I'm falling for the gambler's fallacy

yes

>

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complete game shutout!

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o i fuck ya

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My parent's friends(cusbs season ticket holders and actually not lifelongs i have to admit) are treating them to a day in chicago and to the cubs game on friday(fantastic seats), if they get a jon lester bobble head and they give it to me even though they know i hate the cubs, what should I do with it?

>destroy it with ar15
>destroy it with 1911
>mail it to some lifelong from /mlb/ because i can be a nice guy at times

it's the "on the farm" theme or w/e

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SCHWARBIE WALK OFF!!!!

EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

SCHWARBIE

gimme please

Mets are about to take the WC

Metsdians make ya seeth?

yay schwarbie yay im so happy right now

wooo, beating a team with a 40 million payroll at home and now schwarber is batting 232 !!!

if they get one and give it to me i'll give it to a lifelong from /mlb/. i'll raffle it off during a cubs/cards game or something.

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Fat

LET'S
GO
SCHWAR
BIE

*clap*
*clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap*

just go back to >>reddit instead fucking faggot attention whore

Galliebro here
super stoked for y'all!!!!

here we go schwar-bie here we go *clap clap clap*

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Fuming

thanks man much respect to ya bro I'm so happy right now

gallie also hit a home run today! the broship is strong!!!!

GET IN HERE

I'm so happy for you

Yes!

>I like how /mlb/ no longer has editions because of him
stfu cusbpie