/hoc/

what % of the names on the cup are american?

Dang it

What’s so civil about war anyway?

Who goes swimming at the YMCA at 1030 at night?

100% were paid with american dosh
guess canadians should have better gms

is this a test?

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groups of gays that blow each other or sometimes just watch and jerk off

>Who goes swimming at the YMCA at 1030 at night?
/mlb/ posters you dumb whore

is that what all the old men in the sauna are doing?

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just had green poop

I’ve essentially given up on “cooking” because my diet has become so restrictive. I can no longer eat: dairy, yeast, fruit, any nightshades (that means most spices are out, too), anything with s o y, and the list goes on. I cheat and have legumes, but I think those are safe for me. Basically I have chicken every single fucking day and some frozen vegetables. The only variation I get is whether the chicken is thighs, breast, boneless thighs, or boneless breast. Fucking sucks, bros.

>can't even have seven herbs & spices chicken
bro.....
at least you can have red meat like lamb in gyros

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dag nabbit

Yes m8

My uncle frequented a YMCA once to go swim and he thought the guys there were just being super nice and total bros till one day some guy left a note in his locker telling him how nice his cock was and to meet him in the shower at a certain time.

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G'ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DURN"T

well did he cum or what

WE'RE HAVIN' FUN AT THE
Y-M-C-A

*a'choo!*
OH!
I'm so sorry... excuse me..

fish/sea food can be flavorful without much spices

Canadians are your GMs.

great source of mercury

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No idea and he was still oblivious, he thought it was kids pranking him.

i bet i can chug this beer in 5 seconds

then why haven't canadians won the stan lee? too busy hiring americans?

>nice dick meet me in sauna :DDD
t. Miika from Finland

Petterson dabs when he scores in chell 19

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umm sweaty check out this roster

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>paid with american dosh
yes, and?

this group of Canadians won the stan lee.
ya seethe?

does canada have legal prostitution at all?

extremely grim

no seethe
don't see a stan lee win within canadian borders though
thought you lot invented the sport, can't you game it too?

Yeah we invented it and dominate it as proven by that majority canadian team destroying the bruins. Based.

>be shitcogoan
>get shot
>get eaten by an alligator

chicago.suntimes.com/2019/7/9/20687879/humboldt-park-lagoon-alligator-crocodile

>american-based team beating another american-based team
as is the natural order of things

business idea: get rid of the lagoon in fucking chicago

Overwhelmingly canadian team beats american plurality team.
As is the natural order of things.

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SSM8

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more of an international teams argument than an nhl biased argument. i still enjoy giving out free (you)s though

its nice to have a hobby I guess.

Penis

it helps when we're all posting in the same place

and that all of you are me

someone's feeling cheeky

But for how long?

But for how long?

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Nut for how long?

Is nobody gonna answer if prostitution is legal in Canada?

yes

>sex workers
cum hustlers, more like

Yes nobody is gonna answer?

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sure

Bustin' makes me feel good

no

business idea: prostitution on /hoc/ island is legal, and the island has its own "bunny ranch"

Dubs decides the name of our plane we take out to /hoc/ island

Enola Very, Very Gay

can o'dongs

whatever heaven spelled backwards is

buljuu

/hoc/way to heaven

Nigger

Bulju Express

Cum wagon

/cric/

Manifest Gary

big ol jet airliner

kipshit air

Bill Clinton is a rapist

Bean Bomber

Finnish Bust

Ted from Akron

Spike

dubs

i eat ass

Bean man

nice

Dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians

Wiener incher

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boutta finna dab on /cric/ from my >dubs /hoc/ plane

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based

now that we have /hoc/ island and >dubs plane to get there, what should we call the capital city of the island? dubs will decide our fates

>rags

cum town

Binland

Finns stay out

MIA

BASED

Statchewtori (its native american)

MIA city it is I guess

grim

this thread is gay as shit
later nerds

for me. it's the guy with his arms cross fully aware of what is going to happen

thats fine I wont be living in the city

You now realize John Scott has a podcast. youtube.com/watch?v=2M-iOq_HLCI&list=PL4VBPgDgL3WmHb4NFH4iNCl0fEJIrGX6F&index=11

Dubs decides the name of the hockey arena on the island

This
>being a cityfag on /hoc/ island

/hoc/ island is starting to become a thing

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Put the Finn in the Bin

Where's the rest of the position rankings?

dickgirls arena

go knights

here a quick basic beginning of the island flag. I'm sure someone with better skills than myself can touch it up
Or toss it, i dont care

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pengrowth saddledome dome

ice

Bobby’s ice Hull

no blacks

This is the post

ted

Winrar

Rate

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Where's the other positions?

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wheres cizikas?

ALL OF A SUDDEN DR. DRE IS A G THANG, BUT ON HIS OWN ALBUM COVER HE WAS A SHE THANG

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I care, looks good. Thank you for making it :)

I'll do defenders later
Didn't include 4th line centres

>onion reddit
Getting real sick of this place and your faggot memes /hoc/.
>t-then leave
"No"

blaze that shit up nigga

Can we build a cool temple on /hoc/ island? With like a gold roof and all that cool stuff?

he plays like a 3C now

I think this year larkin is a #1 and soon to be elite

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/hoc/, i'm really too high to be spending over 900 hours in paint 3d, but here's /hoc/ island with flag, arena, capital city, and plane

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>/hoc/ islel
wew lads

what nhl team will be moving to /hoc/ island? this is an important one, trips decide

>rags

looks a little too tropical for me

pretty good desu
kopitar might be a little high

Who’s the last guy in the fringe 1c?

Wild

My wonderful devils obviously.

he play for trashville now

looks like duchene

right, /hoc/ island should be located in the snowbelt, fixed the climate

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Xheattle Dickgirls

>Giroux
>Drai
>Centre

mmmmm sure hope her nips dont get too pointy aha you know it being cold and all haha mmmm tasty titties yum yum fun bags

Yotes

Saakatoon Flatlanders

>rags

Golden Knights

Whoever is the reigning cup champ has to play on /hoc/ island for the season

Fuck

based

also grim

the /hoc/ knights
fuck off with that golden

this would have been the perfect get
but fuck it, the knights are official /hoc/ island home team

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>Nolan Patrick
>Casey Middelstadt

Why can't the Flyers and Sabres draft non-shit players?

>tfw trips

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what is the official beer/drink of /hoc/ island? dubs decide

sprite

Moosehead

bonaqua

Bonaqua

/hoc/ island is brought to you by hauwei™ smartphones

go knights

organic green tea

pumpkin spice latte

pusy

liquid ass

Bonaqua

haha gay

Pickle juice

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for fuck's sake

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dissaproved

what Happened to the left side of the island?

it melted

who will be the mayor of /hoc/ island? dubs

Found the captain for our newly-founded NHL team: /hoc/ Island Knights

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bulju

Rob Ford

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my vote is for sale pm me

god damn it lmoa

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

LMAO

watching raw lads

Official food of /hoc/ island? Dubs decides of course

It's ok we already know you're gay

'za made by ourboy gagan

hope solo roast beef sammys

onion rings

Applebee's

its already on the flag

Come on pickles!

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fried mushrooms

Onion rings

tofu

Fish and sallad

doritos

poutine

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poutine obviously

Fire house subs

found a nice picture of our mayor

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Cheesburgers

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avocado toast

did you lads take advantage of any prime day deals?

ass

We should have some mountain peaks, where are the topographic maps of our island?

moose soup

Seconding doritos

cheese

Ewwwwwwwwww

fuuuuck, you guys are doing good!

based

moose soup it is

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minnesotans go at 10 am

Not enjoying that the capital is named after one of the ugliest mainstream pornstars in recent memory, desu

too bad incel

only quints can change what has been decided by dubs/trips

got an issue? heres a tissue (to clean up all the jizzums from bustin nuts to our lady)

Have sex

bend over

dont see what is so special about sucking dick with a towel on her head.

>homosexual
no wonder you find Mia attractive

lads, I dont think this infighting and possibly starting a civil war is a good start for our newly-founded island

I thought MIA was Miami international airport

Making Incels Angry

based

Mia Is Awesome

Masturbating Inside Airplanes (which I plan to do on the flight over)

seems like we are are arguing over what the official motto of /hoc/ island shall be, you know the drill lads

DUDE FLY LIKE PAPER GET HIGH LIKE PLANES LMAO

Making memories to last a lifetime :)

"/hoc/ is for Everyone"

based bray redebuting tonight lookin' menacing lads

i want to cum inside kippers

get ripped or die mirin'

wow

what is /hoc/ islands main export?

Racists/Sexists/Homophobes/Incels absolutely BTFO

semen for yuros

420 blaze it faggot

fuuuuuuuuuck yeah

onion rings ofc

bags of sand

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beans

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anime

ohnononono

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this is why weebs get lynched on /hoc/ island. the only good weeb is a dead weeb

grim

for me it's pre moe blob shit

Official house band of /hoc/ island

motion to gas the weebs

The Offspring

lynard skynard freebird 24/7

Mr. 305 Worldwide

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A Fire Inside

wu tang

Dance Laury Dance

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neat

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nickelback

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Qotsa

average white band

Anal Cunt

Limp Bizkit

2 Live Crew

Da Rude

lil nas x

system of a down

Official sport of /hoc/ island?

AntiFlag

steely dan

5 for fighting

wham!

jimmy eat world

Boyz 2 Men

killing brits

skrilex

john denver

cricket

>no dubs
pathetique

ramones

Cannibal Corpse

12th planet

The Verve

john lennon

kicking gum and chewing ass

ac/dc

the smiths

god dammit i said steely dan

Hoobastank

The Bloody Beetroots

watching water freeze into ice

doobie brothers

Fall Out Boy

weezer

bachman-turner overdrive

uhhhh avicii

ub40

DUDE

winrar and BASED

Ding ding ding ding

Bonjour mon ami :3

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wtf is a hoobastank

gayest official /hoc/ island item so far

A terrible band with zero (0) good songs that some lad here loves because of some hockey game from 15 years ago. Pretty pathetic desu.

damn you

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Like it or leave it, buddy

Roll black water keep on rolling Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me

i'm likin' the prospect of /hoc/ island 2bh

bonsoir bonsoir, hope you're having a good time with /hoc/ island

>making anime while listening to doobie brothers and drinking pumpkin spice lattes and moose soup in mia city
gay af

so whats the fetish of choice for /hoc/ island?

luckily /hoc/ island is for everyone retard

Reminder that /hoc/ is for everyone

switch out the pumpkin spice latte with pumpkin beer and we're gucci

Feet

farting into the mouth

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Go play this faggot bullshit somewhere else

creampies

armpits

sauna golem

eating ass

feet

Vore

do you have HOCKEY news to share? no? well tough shit here comes /hoc/ island

cuckold

gamer girl bath water

Lesbians

Jerk Off Instructions from Mistress T

hilary knight feet

that's a strange fetish user

pusy

slow motion footage of water turning into ice

WIN-FUCKING-RAR

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motherfucker

what a grim island

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>switch out the pumpkin spice latte with pumpkin beer and we're gucci

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enjoy your lattes d00d

whats the show of choice for /hoc/ island?

King of queens

gilligan's island

twin peaks

the cosby show

Lost

PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

fuckin hell bros i've never seen an episode of l*st

what fucking island is this

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Miku isnt anime shes vocaloid

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Official religion of /hoc/ island?

buljuism

fuck off weeb

What if our plane crashes on the way to /hoc/ island and it ends up being just like lost

>LOST

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christian

Goddess MIA

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church of jesus christ of latter day saints

fuck /cric/ in their stupid asses, get to Yea Forums you brown drooling tards"
/hoc/ rules Yea Forums

>rags

i loooooooooove beeeeeeeeeer ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nice try bud

should be the answer

Foot worship

new jersey devils

im rusty

Blyat

based

>mfw

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TFW shanny notices me

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/hoc/ island truly is for every one

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i've had shannon seethe at me before a time or two

religion: done

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We should all convert to eastern orthodox just like tarasenko

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based shannon replying to b8

Jack Hughes is our lord and saviour

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Fuck off I'm serious. I don't like this so you're not allowed to have fun either

is /hoc/ island DUDE friendly? dubs

hmm, what else for /hoc/ island?

everyone itt likes you though

Kek i wonder if he's ever browsed /hoc/

Official car or truck

but you're never having fun ed

see

Only on the weekends and when Ted's cleaned his grill

Who will coach our island knights to the stan lee cupbowl?
dubs decide etc etc

harsh bong tokes and huge joints, also acid and shrooms

dodge™ ram 1500

Ford GT.
>American brand
>Parts made in Canada

2001 toyota echo

Do official mascot next

there can only be one

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what are we going to eat on /hoc/ island?

some hearst. doesn't matter

DUDE is mandatory, must consume 3 grams a day

Moose soup

Audi RS7

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pizza

rickshaw

already been done, it's moose soup

stone cold steve austin

moose soup, pepperoni, and pizzas flown in by gagan

oh yeah

this but unironically. glass masters are gonna make money TONIGHT

manon rhéaume

Vince MacMahon

horse

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blinking guy

sam from manitoba

Try Sangre De Grado aka Dragon's Blood. It's the most potent antioxidant out there. My digestive system is basically a never ending parade of failures and fuckups, and this one has helped me out a lot. Also, if you smoke and/or drink alcohol, start cutting it back. Ulcers and increased bile salt production is a nasty combination.

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17GAA user coach KJ

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AOC

KJ

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this guy

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BASED

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Diversity is our strength
PK subban is our lord

imagine punching her in the stomach and kicking her square in the cunt haha

so i realized femcels exist, but it's towards other women not men

kek

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ford f-150

grave digger

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but hillary knight has gross feet

I want alexa bliss to use me as a human toilet.

fetish has already been voted on,we choosing a truck/car now

if i was drowning and /hoc/ island was the only thing to save me id probably just drown tbqh

disregard the thread
having a violent poo

Vidya of /hoc/ island?

car (finnish) obviously

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diablo 2

adventure island

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GAY

Roll

ez

i don't mind girls feet if they're pretty, but hillary knight has some weird looking feet desu

horrible thread

NHL Hitz 2002

that's just like your leaf opinion bro

based incel

great thread

cod mw2

Heard /hoc/ island is in dire need of a soccerball team, and I shall gladly make one!

well, that was quick

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is moose soup good?

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dubz confirm

they look better here, but not that other pic. at least she has pink toenails, that in itself is hot as fuck

official pet of /hoc/ island
digits of repeating integers preferred

thinkin bout pulling my teeth than reading through this thread

golf

Still no official truck or car

dog

great danes

whatever that weird abomination in philly is

Finns

Audi RS7

youtu.be/Zgem0XN3GF8

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russian cars

do it and post pics

based gritty

i would if i had chosen to read through 400+ posts of this shit

small cock /hoc/

No you wouldn't.

big dick /cric/

bmw m3 e46

shut up let me act big in THE /hoc/ thread lad

rerolling for

getting it ready?

henlo is this /huomenta/

Do I look like a cuck thread maker?
No I do not

/cric/

big dick /cric/

BASED.

based

how will /cric/ ever recover?

oh no no no

so the pet is /cric/ or gritty?

/CROC/ BTFO AGAIN

maybe if i give this post a you we'll ignore the other dubs post

gritty is already an nhl pet so it doesn't count. therefore /cric/ it is

/cric/, obviously

/cric/

Winrar

i think it's /cric/ because, while he hinted at gritty, it wasn't explicitly stated

confirmed

hilarious how they tried to come in here and talk shit but ended up getting absolutely devastated

true, he could have been referring to any philthy resident

um hello fellas new thread?????????

island user is working on it chill the fuck out

NEW ISLAND EDITION

lmao /cric/!!!!

screencap user or collage user should make something out of this thread