/hoc/

Hockey in 81 days or some shit

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>rags

shall

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please do not mess with my pixels, I will get very upset

we're here
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nah im playing my switch

Are the Vegas Golden Knights, dare I say it, back?

Just got a couple cats, lads
Hello, m8

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No thanks, I don't enjoy the feel of ladydick in my mouth

Gonna mess up some pixels for reactionary anger and seethe, lads

>fuck up the pony
good luck

more like any efforts to remove it are fought by the bot who created it in the first place
not surprised you autists chose to deify it instead of continuing the battle

pixelshit is too autistic

welcome to /hoc/ how autistic are you?

>fighting an unwinnable battle one pixel at a time vs a ponyfucking scriptLORD.
no thank you

Hurricanes Antifa fans BTFO

playing some csgo

make your own script ya brainlet instead of allowing furfaggots to win

globally offensive

just played, wasn't a good few games sadly

im not autistic enough to do pixelart while waiting 3 seconds after using a pixel. also you are fucked against a horsefucker's own autismo

playing some css

That 1/3 complete giant leafs logo. way to give up laffs

he unirinocally got bullied off pixelzone

me 10 years ago

ha ha meow

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you gotta cut their balls off

>laffs

Only one has balls

For me, it's balling up a napkin and throwing it and watching the little guy go after it every time.
Now I remember my last kitten who disappeared.
God damn it.

Well that was a waste of time

yes

SHALL be going on after hours and ruining all of your hard work

i want that post on my gravestone

That's exactly what that ball of paper is

I miss the fin invasion on pixelzone

>clean the rink
>refresh
>it's all back
yep i'm done

that poor knights logo

it had a good run

Business idea: Summer Hokkei League

i did that :)

no you didn’t I did

u guys are the biggest fags on the internet

says a lot about /hoc/ with how much attention they give the kniggits tbqh

thanks babe

youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0

>got "the talk" at work
When will the oppression of Laineation come to an end?

>analheim is white

youtube.com/watch?v=pkYjdyu2YGs

>Tough sledding out there, /hoc/s autism got the best of you. Run us through what happened there, user?

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>stating the obvious

Too much man

Test

go knights

Which talk was that?

"Blah blah valued member of the team blah blah you look like you're angry and you're gonna do something stupid or dangerous blah blah always got someone to talk to here"

>We have a saying in Finnish: “Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan”, which translates roughly to “Finland was mentioned in any foreign media no matter how meagerly, let’s gather every citizen and go to the largest open area we can find and celebrate by drinking vodka”.
BASED

For me its /choc/olate

wew
based Sammy showing up to work on a hair trigger

well done, you managed to cover up the logo
it will be back once i refine my scripts

I also out autismed

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gamers rise up

lost my legs on an 8 day binge of some shitty mmo i don't recall the name of

A pixel art competition. Nobody needs that in their lives.

bracketcuck does
its small victories like completing pixel art that keeps him from committing an hero

You need a life

he needs to refresh

Hockey is NOT for everyone

Is this not true for everyone?
Small victories are great big victories are bonus

Seattle Everyone

Give examples

The damage was already done and I got my screenshot. I was too busy fixing the /hoc/ shield

swarthier peoples

It never was, it was only on your screen you dipshit

94262471
Proof?

what went wrong?

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People hockey is NOT for

K
N
W
F
S
P
L

Anahiem got refpucked so shitcongo could win and we wouldnt have the diskneeb owl

Yea fuck KNWFSPL I hate them

nothing

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I appreciate your question

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Knights fans
Niggers
Wild fans
Faggots
Shorks fans
Pongs fans
Laffs

P is actually people without penis

Speaking from experience?

>kontenintals
>niggers
>white people
>fags
>Spanish speakers
>pussies
>leafs

kippers never will fuck Yea Forums losers

What

So we know who Hockey ISN’T for, but who IS hockey for?

me

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[spoiler]he's calling you a post-op tranny[/iknowspoilertagsdontworkhere]

5/5s

how embarrassing for /my/ team

But don’t you need a Stanley Cup in the last 25 years to qualify?

This game is your game, this game is my game
From California, to the new york islands
From the Red wood forests, to the gulf stream waters
Hockey was made for you and me :)

yea that doesn't work there

Cringe

I was at a employment class focusing on "Communication" today and one of the people there said she was staying at a cabin last weekend and when she got up in the morning someone said "Oh look it's alive" and she said she felt bad and didn't know what to do. I told her that she should've turned it around on her and said "Oh it's talking to me again". She thought it was pretty funny.

got mine right here

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Hockey is for people who can’t drink publicslly

Bandwagoning leafs will be shot on sight in the next thread

I have these weird cysts on my elbows

That’s your elbow stupid

ITT you need an olympic gold medal from mens ice hockey or a world cup of hockey trophy from this decade to post

Wow, not you can spend the next 30 years fantasizing about sleeping with her, marrying her, and starting a family with her despite the fact youll never see her again.

This ice is my ice, my ice ain't your ice
I've got a slapshot, you've got a weak cusp
i'll blow your head off if you don't skate off
this ice was meant for me and not for you~~~~

BAAASED

Nah, I didn't like her like that.

What did she smell like?

Gay?

Thinking of deleting the twitter account. Can't handle the politics anymore but it's the best place for hockey news. Comficted.

In sure your 5 followers will be devastated

thats 5 more than me

For me, it’s bullying all Canadians

He can't be gay if he wants to keep posting in /hoc/

Listerine

I’ve never had a twitter account I knew it would always be 100% dick cancer

The list clearly says “faggots”, not “gays”. I’d expect a leaf to be less bigoted

I dunno, she was at the next table over.

She was a few years older than me.

Fuck California

Name one straight Canadian. Pro tip: you can’t

50 years ago today we landed on the moon bitch

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I don’t believe Canada is a real place

ww2 vets were scared straight

Got denied entrance to Canada once

I said straight

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im sorry

>skyrim belongs to the nords!

I try to avoid reading comments from nobodies and don't comment at all, i use it for breaking news on various topics. But there is just too much bullshit now, I can't even follow local journalists for local news because all they do is retweet leftwing retard shit now.

I have a separate list for hockey with 80 reporters and what not, but more and more of them can't seem to separate there personal beliefs/lives from their professional lives. It's like no fuck nots I don't want to read your retweets of AOC and SJW shit in between pictures of your dog and what you had for lunch today. I want hockey related tweets, that's your job and why I started following you in the first place.

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Name one good canadian hockey player.

You can't

Very exciting stuff. I'm gonna land my loads on your moms moons later on to commemorate

Yeah, we're sick of carrying your parasitic ass anyway

i will never beg for their government's forgiveness for a crime i committed here

you must be some kind of fuck up

Name one Canadian Stan Lee in the last 26 years. Pro-tip: you can’t

Ok I'm bored with this game

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Just wanted to go to Toronto to get drunk. Didn't have a plan where to stay or anything.

it works both ways bucko

Nobody asked you queer

were you denied entry for a dui? i here too many stories that i don't even bother

They did you a favor, unless you were looking to fuck your dog

Good. Its for the safety of Canadas children. They dont want you up there, Doug.

*hear
whatever

So what? They turned you away because you couldn't bullshit a simple story at the border gate?

No, I don't have any records. But they will turn you away for that if they run your name. If you admit you smoke weed you get turned away. Someone I know got turned away because he had a leg x-ray and tried to cross 2 days later and set of the radiation sensors.

I heard randy went to Canada once. Once.

>If you admit you smoke weed you get turned away
even at the legal states like maine, vermont and michigan? shit's fucked
>radiation sensors
goddamn my tax money being put to work lmao

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I heard Ed left his basement once. Once.

youtube.com/watch?v=MH4Y16Hb6RM

Weed isn't federally legalized in your country so they can't make an exception.

Garbage

>exception
m-muh state's rights
right sunbelt bros?

He was a hard ass. Wanted to know the name of the hotel and who I was meeting. I said my friend Jason and he wanted his phone number.

I heard Sam took his meds once. Once.

Thoughts?

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SAM? SAM!! WHERE DID YOU GO SAM??? I WAS WAAAIIITTTTTIIIIIING

you must look like a punk. what crossing was it?

first 3rd of return of the jedi is way worse than i remembered

Pretty sure its only "Your tax dollars at work" when its re-entry to the US

>he think's USA has been to the moon
cringe

Pretty based but
>league average
>doesnt have the most

RotJ is all-around terrible
first two hold up well

For me, it's Ben "I really, really like women" Bishop

Literal mental deficiency

this is a jewish myth

i'm a brainlet, please expand if you care too

>bishit
>elite
negroid please

Why would your tax dollars fund a different countries border patrol?

y'know what that is a very good point
i'm putting the vodka away

it would be entry and re-entry, brainlet

It's probably joint funded, if not entirely funded by the post 9/11 security upgrades. Still the guy was with his mom and gf, so they were polite about it. They isolated the vehicle and scanned it with hand scanners multiple times, and finally accepted it was the person, not a bomb or something. His leg was in a cast, but he had no official proof on him he had just had an xray so they said sorry, your radioactive, you can't come in. He has no clue where the initial radiation scanners were, they wouldn't tell him, and they wouldn't tell him how high the level was, just that the scanners detected something abnormal. crazy.

WHERE ARE THE TRADES LADS
SICK OF THESE SMALL TIME SIGNINGS

You can get denied access to the "land of the free" for owning weedstocks too.

boomers were a mistake

Thinking we should trade Randy to /cric/

Everything frozen until post arbitration

Can you get denied entry for having a Medical Marijuana card?

so thank goodness there was at least 1 (one) offersheet this year, just like all those clickbait articles were promising.

Lots of goalies are missing

If the guy is a cunt. They can deny you for whatever they want.

would accept a bag of wickets for him

Then it's shit by default

Border Security is a based show, it always shows americans trying to cross the border with guns and shit, they literally think Canada is a state or something and its legal to just do whatever they want. Also 100s of chinese people bringing in disgusting fruit in their luggage at pearson airport.

I'm sorry did Marner already re-sign with the Leafs?

>they literally think Canada is a state or something and its legal to just do whatever they want.
In time it will be

>show americans trying to cross the border with guns
hope they were summarily executed on the spot

I got a good alibi for entering Canada. I'll just tell them I am going to visit my friend Sam who lives just outside Winnipeg and that I plan to be staying with him at his place. As far as what we plan to do, He'll take me on a tour of the great province of Manitoba and all its sights, maybe even stop by Downtown Winnipeg and check out the Jets arena. It'll be legit.

just make sure you dont mention the spike to them.

our version of the show "Border Security" is just turning out the news and seeing little kids get detained

*uproarious clapping and applause for making such a brave yet painfully-accurate statement*

eighteen twelve
no they are just denied access and i think the guns and ammo were confiscated. one guy had a loaded pistol, with one in the chamber i think, in the door of his car driving up to vancouver for the day

TWO CAGES

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lots of the chinks try to argue that because they dont understand english the law somehow doesnt apply to them

Gook tourists are the fucking worst and I hope all their giant charter buses blow up. I think its fine to be racist against the chinese because everyone hates the chinese

lets not turn this nice thread into a /pol/ spergfest, laddies.

i don't think border patrols in the canada/usa border are massive cunts unless it's about weed or etc. probably a little different for the mexico usa border though

only the old people who don't give a fuck

Fuck sunbelters, Gary pick wrong when he allowed Hartford to be moved

>Gook
>a foreigner, especially a person of Philippine, Korean, or Vietnamese descent.

But yeah Chink tourists. The mainlanders are the worst and the ones with no manners.

depends where you go, I grew up in a small border town and the usa customs guys didnt give a shit. then i went down in vancouver and they asked me fifty questions and acted hard as fuck.

Wish we could move grease but he somehow has a full NTC

Reminder he still hasn't paid denbts and he is also a pedo

Yeah but I am pretty sure you can LTIR the mentally disabled.

If you're at a small post you are generally going to be seeing the same people coming and going all the time, and can tell when someone new is crossing or someone suspect. Busy stations have to be harder because they see thousands of people a day. it's why terrorist fucks don't try to smuggle shit in buttfuck, nowhere. they would stand out like a sore thumb.

>do you have any fruits or vegetables?
>no, I swear
>*opens suitcase full of vegetables*
>I didn't know it was illegal to have them
everytime

what do they plan to do with them. like do they not realize all of their shit is imported here anyways.

also why ARE fruits and vegetables illegal to bring in almost every country?

im gonna pin randy down and squeeze out carolina reaper juices into his eyes

One should be allowed to freely cross boarders with guns he also has the right to own. Canadian or American if you dont believe this you arent a man.

Calgary takes it home as an underdog next season cap it

wasn't approved by your govt's food agency would be my guess

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What a grim season that would be

Just shaved and ran to the mail box lad

Something to do with invasive insects and pest control I believe

some fruits and vegetables can make you pretty sick if it is not cultivated properly

you don't need a piece to be a man Friday with Ice Cube taught me this

The fruits and vegetables contain bugs and shit that aren't natural to Canada and can become an invasive species.

yet our ash trees are being destroyed by wood eating chinese beetles that get shipped over in wood furniture and shitty chinese wooden pallets.

Yeah nah, we don't need you retards shooting up our schools. I prefer only qualified people to own guns legally.

>What the fuck? What do you mean I can't enter Canada? You guys must be super cucked up there.

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John Witherspoon is a pretty based black man

everything bad about this country can be traced back to china

>YOU AIN'T DROPPIN' NO DAMN NIGGER LOAVES IN MY HOUSE, BOY
his delivery was perfect

Same issue is actually happening here out west; Mainly Colorado, Utah, Idaho, and other mountainous regions. Beetles that feed on the pine/spruce trees that kill them which turns it into deadwood which creates abhorrent wildfire dangers. Its fucked.

what an awesome season that would be

You know the Spanish Flu that decimated Europe post World War 1? It was brought there by Chinese migrants sent to help rebuild. Guess which country sent them.

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I am white and have trained in gun safety since 13 as well as professional weapons training. I am more than "qualified".

winters are also not getting cold enough to kill the beetles off anymore

Thats mountain pine beetle, we have it too its destroying the forest industry in BC. Combined with dumb hippies telling logging companies they can't control the forests.

no that's just the lack of cold weather. they're supposed to die off

I mean it's really not that hard to understand they don't want people bringing in weapons that aren't registered in some sort of database or whatever like we do here in the states. Doesn't matter if your an ex combat vet or just a recreational shooter.

Good for you?

Databases are for commie faggots

they shouldn't even be here in the first place bootlicker. go push your global warming agenda somewhere else.

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filthy brits

you are probably in some nsa database rn

>there's only 1 type of species that eats trees
lol

Mountain pine beetle is native to canada, retardbro.

The Relocanes are a bunch of jerks, Don Cherry called it

Doesnt mean I enjoy it

That's funny because this conversation was related to the chinese emerald ash borer, which as stated is killing our ash trees and is considered a highly invasive species.

next time read the thread before you butt in morons.

Keep it down please, I'm trying to take a nap

i'll play my music at any volume i please. i pay the rent here

Thinking its time we do something about the chinese, their bugs, and also mosquitos.

for me its hating gypsy moths

thank god ive been gaming and not involved in this autism

doesn't matter because the cold should kill them off anyway, retard. they're not the only species that will fuck up forests

We'll have him in one of these shirts before he retires. I guarantee it.

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>t. has a wife that makes 6 figures and has several life experiences

How do you 'take' a nap? Don't you 'have' one?

/hoc/ is for
>onion rings
>pipe bombs
>radon awareness
>amateur forestry

actually 150k, two houses, and an 80k car.

What are you ESL it's take a nap

/hoc/ is for running Yea Forums

Bootlicker

Why would you ever waste 80k on a car

retard grade 10 albortion

So i can fuck your mom

Collectivist-minded people, like darkies, women, or leftists, often care what other people think about them and want to show off for them.

gonna go for a 30 min walk. might get a tan

pick up anything cool on amazon prime day?

retardo

No u

I actually do make 150k though, I've posted my t4 here before.

Battery free wind up am/fm radio

all the deals were pretty bad desu, didn't really see anything worth getting

I really jumped off those boats, too. Those stock photos? All me

saw a chink driving a bugatti veyron today

Pretty excited

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Thoughts? This one took awhile

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but is it 20lbs?

Honestly dont know many players by faces

imagine not wearing shorts in the summer. it's like wearing socks with sandals

not my fault you guys are poor honestly but i dont think i should be bullied for being better than you

Damn dude

Cant wait for hoody weather.

HOODIE

Yikes I'd rather have a reliable car that lasts forever but still requires like bare minimum maintenance so I can fuck around on a free saturday.

if you are going to have jumbo as a 2C i dont think you can still have getzlaf as a 1C

With all the gang shootings, it is hoody weather.

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whats up, satan?

Getzlaf>jumbo

Now do head coaches

yea but getzlaf is done just like jumbo. there is no way he is still ranked that high.

Do hockey players use steroids?

>aho in the same category as guys like malkin
no

overall decent list

does the pope shit in his hat?

*blocks your path*

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ice cap or slushy?

waiting for the edibles to kick in rn

>cold in July
Christ I'm old and feeble

Pure grain alcohol and rain water.

slushy

>Sean Moneyhands
>82 point season
>fringe 1C
I gotta disagree with you on this

drinking coffee. expecting a slough of poo later tonight

Just fed some goats at a petting zoo lads

drinking water. expecting a nice piss later

drinking whiskey, expecting to heem some faggots later

Eating ice cream expecting to get fat later

Happy 5th birthday user

/ourswede/ needs to be bumped up

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It was at a creamery you had to pay a dime at a machine for a small handful of feed I put in like 16 dimes

drinking some powerade. expecting green storm surges later

why am I so based and the rest of you so plebian?
probably all the extra vitamin d you guys get

drinking bleach. expecting to die later

Just sucked off a dickgirl expecting to be called gay later

fuck you i beat kirby 64 when i was 6

got some vitamin d-eez nuts for you, bitch

who /drinkingonmonday/ here?

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Backstrom stopped being /ourswede/ a while ago mate

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if you aren't drinking everyday then i don't know what you're doing posting on offseason /hoc/

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what does he have against the jaguars

who's this supposed to be

Pettersson?

good point

Terrible cars, unreliable, expensive to repair.

Literally who?

#1C How can you not spot that alien head

DUHbel foost of all I vant to say FUCK Jag Hoos and FUCK Nev Jersey Debils. Thank you back to upSTAIRS

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still can't believe he was allowed to say that.

love sepultura
love sarcófago
loved city of god movie
simple as

>that flag
>more canes seethe
jesus you hate them so much might as well start paying them rent. could work well to pay ahos contract given how much you make the canes live rent free in your head

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Only another Finn could gaze upon that face and not immediately think he's a bust

>A simple disagreement about a who-gives-a-shit tier ranking of players means you're seething about the canes

randy its time to step away from the internet and go get checked out

Take a break from Yea Forums, dumb fuck.

Frigg off, Randy

here we go again

God damn it Randy

Except he is still THE best center on the ducks ergo #1C and he is still elite at scoring and generating goals. Hes just changed.his method more to outsmarting his opponent instead of out performing them.

>reeee randy boogy man
>reeeee canes
Literally rent free

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

based
what about Krisiun?

watching some archer while i have my avocado toast

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Get help for your mental illness.

haven't heard of them. putting this in the queue

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I don't have emotions

Projection

why even watch sports then?

just kill yourself already or try plebbit randy

Problem with Finns? Just whack their shins

not even anger?

The whole thread agrees. Maybe we should start a gofundme to get you some treatment for your paranoia and psychosis.

>its time to step away from the internet and go get checked out
Don't listen to them. Finally rich Randers

>bombston

>greentext >rags, you're a >fags

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>says the man so obsessed he named his imaginary friend randy

why do I feel compelled to shitpost on /hoc/ every day?

>the whole thread agrees with me
Fuck right the hell off you absolute nigger.

the blu-ray for Cowboy Bebop and a new ethernet cable.

old habits are hard to break

i was a lurker on /hoc/ circa 2012, stayed away for a long while and now here i am in the summer with no sports besides boreball. life is mysterious

>has delusions of grandeur
>has irrational hate for Carolina
>has an imaginary friend
Dude seriously seek help for your mental ilness

Please point out the post where I called you randy.

for me it’s st

:DD

anyone else just see based bray return

>circa 2012

zoomers out

who's wants?

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Does randy suck?
Yes
Do we need to keep talking about him
No
Simple as

hurricanes logo looks like a broken butthole. I would know because I break a lot of buttholes

This man walks into your dressing room and offer sheets your best player to a five year deal ending in his first year of UFA.
What do you? Keep in mind you're cucked either way.

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tomorrow is a full moon and you know that means this dirty dog is gettin some pussy
AWOOOO

yo pass that shit

HATE carolina
HATE the hurricanes
LOVE the man /hoc/ refers to as randy
simple as

okay life story i first heard about Yea Forums at the tender age of 9 from a newgrounds video made by a furry fag called misteroo in around '05, the video was 8-bitch fyve and it featured a screenshot of Yea Forums from with teh_rei, the penis drawn as rei. i stayed away cuz the site told me i had to be 18 to post (lol) but i came back around start of highschool 5 years later and went from Yea Forums to Yea Forums to /int/ to /news/ to /tg/ to etc. shit happened and here i am. thanks for reading my shit blog

reminder to all, always share your DUDE, because one day it may be you who has none

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Only extreme newfags feel the need to whitenight their team on /hoc/

This is true. All oldfags have a respectable amount of hate for their team.

you guys spend so much time vandalizing eachothers artwork in pixel zone when we should really be teaming up together to erase the furry freaks northwest of our position

tell him to bend over and spread em

general reminder to clean your fucking grill up after each use

*holds the joint and proceeds to tell a long drawn out story*

For me, Its the Mountain Dewnited States of America

I spent most of the day vandalizing the knights logo that I made months ago

hey! Stories are welcome, but keep the rotation going so we can all further enjoy your story

no but this one time...

Help me take down that fucking furshit theyre restoring it

*sits on the end of the couch while being way too fucking high and quiet*

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no

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love the wave, don't care what euroshits say

ok

God damnit I wasn’t going to dude until later but I’ll joint you gays

calm down

love me pipe and hemp wick

Why are you all so fucking angry tonight God damn it

I got two pipes the other day thinking about giving one to this gril I want to dick down

i'm feeling cool, babe

Please don’t blaspheme /hoc/ is a Christian nation

basically why i stopped smoking weed

good move 2bh

fuck that shit jesus was a liberal degenerate

good choice
also, listen to Southern Storm

if she's into DUDE too, it may actually work

what's with the green check marks

enjoy burning in hell

Seattle Randy’s Crippling Autism and Delusion

shant be listening to libcucks

It means I'm a verified /hoc/ personality who shares hot takes and general hockey news

holy fucking yum

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Lol the lightning got swept

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>tfw she won't massage your dick with her boobs cuz she doesn't understand the point in it

I'm always angry

the island shall have no politics or political parties. /hoc/ island is ruled by no one. It will be a place of living respectfully with your fellow hockey lovers. Bantz is encouraged
You like to smoke? Toke up
You like some top shelf whiskey or Listerine? Drink up
We shall eat, drink, smoke, and live well, away from the idiocy of todays world

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>tfw she lets you cum inside but only because her tubes are tied already

Thinking about going swimming at the Y.

no sunbelt or non-whites though

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how are you posting from prison, mr. epstein?

I will come if we annex that smug fuck bird sanctuary

f that the birds are strongest ally

as soon as they complain about one thing to us, then we'll worry about them

>he doesn't want to liberate the birds from leaf rule.

come on lads lets take down the furfags

pixelzone.io/?p=3253,-2200

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just make a bot like they do

fuck off bracketcuck shouldn’t you be prepping your wife’s bull?

An inactive /hoc/ will eat itself alive. It needs an enemy

Thinking about eating at the Y

thinkin bout having a fun time at the Y with a cop, an indian, a construction worker, a leather biker and a cowboy

Are the Y glory holes back up?

gonna give the furry on the left a giant schlong

I will invade and crown myself the king and make you all my slaves

I need to stay somewhat in shape so I can entertain you fuckers for years to come.

give it time, those shit heads from /cric/ will eventually try to invade us, as they will eventually give into their envy

do zoomers on here even know about the village people?

she needs to get on the treadmill

I'd rather have a hoc minecraft server than this pixel shit

Cric sounds a lot like chirp. Birds chirp, therefore birds are cric. Time for a preemptive strike

Pucks.......pucks pucks pucks.

Thinking they need to be deep

Sounds kinky

/hoc/ roblox server WHERE???????

That would be cool

reminder to clean your pucks

Got another win in Apex :) that’s 2 wins in 2 nights and I even had 2 kills this time :)

Think I’m starting to learn finally

:)

okay make one

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video games are dead. why bother

edibles kicked in woah haha

How would one do that?

We've been compromised, lads
youtu.be/nZ5Jlx8MTp8

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If they aren't Gibraltar wins they dont count.

>49 minutes
does she explicitly mention /hoc/ anywhere?
no?
/hoc/ runs the media

I could but why. I was being hyperbolic.

Vanilla WOW will resurrect them

>Yiddish for dogs

i didn't even play WoW when it was new. still ded

Video games are literally pointless. I get a bigger sense of achievement from walking my dog or making a sandwich.

I use the medic and just try to get the package drop. I’m not good at shooting but I still try to have fun

whatever dude, i have a KD thats over 2 and wreck scrubs on the regular

>KD
Kind of hungry now lads.....

bet you’ll cowards won’t see me on Tekken right now

you'll niggers don't even play jin

For me, it's osrs and /hoc/

:)

>RS

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Would beat any of you at spades

I would wipe any of you out in a game of snakes and ladders

Im league champion of Sauna Gollum, ama

who /candyland/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=u1p_W_7Q3QA

for me it's carcassonne

youtube.com/watch?v=KCdKBHdPz30

I watched a hockey game once. It wasn't for me.

for me, its Judo Chop
youtu.be/THXKXotpPgs

About to go skate, last digit is how many points I rack up tonight

welp its been 3 days and my svedka bottle is empty. might have to go pick up more tonight

Need to kill this thread before I go to the Y.

>3 days
Pleb

watching Twister and its extreme. Im gonna start drinking Monster Energy and ride dirt bikes

i have a comfortable pace and i don't feel the need to chug 1.5L in one night twice a week

>He doesnt feel the need to drink 1.5L of vodka in a night multiple times a week (every night)

Wow! Very Cringe!

very cool, user

Alcoholism is cool

they say money can’t buy you love and that’s true
but money can buy you drugs so that’s cool

yikes

I WANT MONEY
(THAT'S WHAT I WANT)
THAT'S WHAT I WANT
(THAT'S WHAT I WANT)
THAT'S WHAT I WANT
(THAT'S WHAT I WANT)
THAT'S WHAT I WANT
*dun* *dun* *dun* *dun* *dun*

Nah, yeah... you're a bunch of cunts....

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Im just meme'ing for yous, lads. I surely hope no one actually drinks a liter of vodka every night

If alcoholism is cool I'm miles Davis

i drink about a half liter a day. could be worse

having a beer lads

I'll let you guys know how many Taylor Swift songs I hear on the radio on the way there and on the way back.

Quit drinking lads.. just bought a bunch of weed eddies and vape carts, dough..
>and a pack of j's

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I was at near 750ml/night a few years ago. When you get to that point, it’s time to stop.

are you me?

alcohol and weed go together like pb&j
also i won't get fat unlike eating pb&j every damn day

i had a dui from mixing kratom and whiskey and blacking out (lol don't do that, buds). that should've been the time to stop but here i am thinking about drinking more

can we get a distance(D) of travel for reference?
>don't need locations, wouldn't ask, not OPSEC

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Late

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

will an hero if no new thread is posted here in the next 3 minutes

It depends if I get lost.

im on it

...

b4sed

NEW

According to these figures...
>what a re we doing tomorrow, Me?

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Nobody make a new thread, let's see if user kills himself

sharpening my razors atm

NU

shall be ending it all

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/hoc/...
/hoc/......
Ive got the money
youtube.com/watch?v=kVQI_LKVvw0

Stop believing liberals.
Jesus was right wing

Zacha :(