Lmao... why?

lmao... why?

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he's a homo
and not only does she not look great, she looks like a terrible person

ugly women are loyal

She cute

They were married in April and had twins in July. It’s clear they’re both catholicucks who don’t believe in contraception

at least she showed up to his match. novak had an empty box with his kid and some random leechers kek

You need to see a doctor about your low test

>Novok's mother and father are now leechers

i need to get out of this shit website

she's probably a really good cook and keeps the house nice and tidy

Dunno about his dad he's prolly alright but his brother is a turboleech, that's true

>gets cucked by a slav regularly on the court
>chooses a slav wife off the court
poetic

poorcunt detected.

they have chefs and maids, you utter moron.

She’s cute you mong

Imagine being Roger on that court and having to be all like "damn, Mirka, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific piglike monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my tennis player character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his trophy room. Like seriously imagine having to be Roger and not only play on that court while Mirka flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just go out there, game after game, set after set, while she perfected that resting bitch face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone around you tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MIRKA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to go out there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the chalets on the Alps. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her rounded stomach as she sucks it in while clapping suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to go out there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the umpire calls for another set, and you know you could kill every single person on this court before the tournament security could put you down, but you go out there and endure, because you're fucking Roger. You're not going to lose 50% of your wealth over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Based

didn't read lmao

Why not?

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she's fertile

In person she looks even more fat, she is disgusting.

she looks alright, and gave him plenty of kids

She's not even ugly, just dead average

he's a man of substance

>implying you wouldn't

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you get it

Yummy back rolls

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...so was she a virgin before a dating?

Is that Modric?

Good looking or rich celebrities inexplicably have low standards.

Have you seen Hugh Jackman's wife?

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He's dad has the mentality of pesant butthurt thug turned rich. He's not stupid but he is always salty cause they had trouble raising the money for Djoko as a kid. Now he's rubbing it (not certain to whom though) in every interview he gives, like the country owed it to them. It seems he feels jaded that people in Serbia are enjoying Djoko's successes without "contributing anything." On top of that he once stormed the national TV building with his ogre brother because they were not satisfied how the tv commentator was commenting Djoko's matches. The commentator had to leave to a different tv station. His overprotection of Djoko and his overall horrible personality makes him a widely unliked person. I think Djoko at one point told him to fuck off as all of this was brushing off of him too.

>he's a homo
Hope so. The thought of ultrachad living sports legend from the country where the top world pussy flock to marrying this woman willingly is too depressing.

She looks like peggy hill

>there are people who don't realise Mirka is responsible for turning Federer into a brand

Is Yea Forums the most chad board? Most people here seem to have had sex at least once... right?

She sucks dick like shes eating ribs. A friend told me

Federer was an ugly fuck when he was young. He met Mirka at the Olympics in 2000. Back then she was a decent-looking slovak bitch. She took his virginity and since then he has never fucked another girl.

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Mirka looks good and will probably age very well

All the most eligible men are dating older women

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Shes obviously a beard

The momoa one is baffling

less than jon hamm

>jon Hamm
That's huge actorman

those hands look so fucking old

God DAMN did she hit the wall or what

Kutcher is banging Mila Kunis

she use to look alright, classic case of cute girl getting older and fatter once married

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1) they are gay
2) they fuck hot girls on the side or they fucked enough hot girl and are sick of them

Hugh Hackman is obviously gay and that’s his beard

they’re married

But seriously his first set of twins were born just a few months after getting married. He definitely knocked up her up and they had shotgun wedding

Cringe & bluepilled.

This. She is not only fugly, but she looks like an absolute bitch with a permanent bitch face. Thats not how it works lady, you are supposed to be nice to make up for your butt face.

007?

More like 00Fail.

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>fail
he succeeded

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Whats /spol/ stance on Roger? He's dark skinned but his kids are blonde hmmmmm

That ring is worth more than your life.

This is unironically based.

>Catholic
>virgin
user...

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fuck off cuck.

You could always see she was going to age poorly. She was barely adequate in her early 20s.

ARCHITECT

barely adequate?

She's a good looking lady, and I've seen others age worse.

>mr.brosnnan, your Pokémon has evolved

>got thicc as fuark
>kept the facial aesthetics
>titties still somewhat firm

Brosnan? More like Bossnan

>marriage of 30 years vs. each year a new 19 year old thot for 30 years

I fucking hate that zoomer scum has access to the internet

A man who knows what he likes and is willing to invest the time in the long game. Unironically based, redpilled, etc.

Djokovic's dad sounds a bit like Bernie thbh
At least hAlEp's parent looked like nice, well mannered eastern yuro's when they were cheering her on at wimbledong.

based, but he needs to get that bitch on a diet or she gonna die a decade before him

>them titty gains
Exceptional work.Truly crafted himself his own fertility goddess

ITT: incels seething at successful marriages

>these eyes
just like in my japanese animes