Facts edition

To all the non-ITKs yesterday who said Gerald doesn’t have a son

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i would love it if he beat them

is there anything we won't win next season?

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sadly not

Champions League

Pep is forever cucked by Europe

Huddersfield are coming straight back up

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peeve pooce to newcastle confirmed then?

the prestigious net spend trophy

I think it's Chelsea's turn to knock you out of Europe this year

not to pile on you op lad, but it's grim thread this one

can't see it personally

Sorry mate

Great thread

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Reminder that Liverpool only lost a single league game last season.

You fucking loser

Holy shit you finally admitted you're the dutch city fag, huh?

Lost the league tho

fuck that shitty corrupt competition anyway

what? just because i stopped posting because city isn't playing doesn't mean i left

Exactly. Only based clubs win pl

Remember how you were just about to buy a ticket for the semifinal against Ajax and then Sterling’s goal was disallowed. Lmao

Just so everyone is on the same page it is confirmed that winning the PL is superior to winning the CL

>y-y-yea fuck that shitty c-c-corrupt compet-t-tion anyway

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It's much more difficult, we agree.

fycjk off

I know you are but what am I?

well one is the hardest league in the world and the other is a corrupt refballing luckball cup

People say winning the league is harder than the CL a lot but it really isn't. Basically every top team has more domestic league wins than European titles

imagine being so pathetic that you bandwagon a club from another country lmao

This is the Supply Teacher of /trans/ threads

*throws chair across the room*
*gets everyone to whistle at once*

>basically every top team has domestic league titles

Correct. Sorry Liverpool fans.

Liverpool have 18 domestic league titles though

Lads. University challenge is back. What do you rate yourself on? I’m usually happy with 4/5 correct answers an episode.

They only count if you reply before contestants

have six

They have some first division titles. They don’t count because Football began in 1992 and if you think otherwise you’re desperate as fuck

i usually get all of them right

0

they won the 13/14 and 18/19 ones right?

>They have some first division titles
thanks for agreeing with me and accepting Liverpool have domestic league titles

do like a non-classical music round desu

You must be a Liverpool fan

How are Chelsea going to knock City out in a more kino way this season?

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These are the most based rounds in the show. I have 1 correct so far tonight

OP worked harder than Deaddie Cuckerro marks in the fall of 2005 kek

Lads. You watched Chernobyl? Pretty scary shit. We could all be dead as fuck

or like kevin nash's ringpiece in the summer of 92

I knew I’d like it from the trailer alone. It managed to surpass my expectations which was really nice. Now waiting on Young Pope s2.

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apparently it's based on something that really happened in russia, scary stuff

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How is Jude?

Ukraine tho

It’s kinda fun how the Liverpool fans come in for a bit and just post their rage away about the 0PL titles until they can’t take it anymore and then the thread slows a bit. Then someone will post something inflammatory again and they all pile in for half an hour. Are they becoming more triggered than /arse/ fans?

>that one guy who's turned up looking like Neil from the Young Ones
Has to be intentional.

For me it depends on the spread of questions. Usually around 5, sometimes I can get around 10 or 11, if there's a good portion of history or science

Really good throughout. He does a good NY accent.

This nerd on university challenge has a Run the Jewels shirt on. Not sure if this is based or cringe

>sw*des

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You made an entire thread dedicated to the seethe that Liverpool causes you lmao

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/trans/ has always been obsessed by Liverpool, it's the same every year

run the jewels are cringe so i'm going to say it's pretty cringe

Why the fuck are we posting in a thread that you can't search for in the catalog?

Depends if it's RTJ 1, 2 or 3.

>the young ones.

The epitome of British comedy. That shit is fucking great. Any of you fags who have not seen it go watch.

Literally this Neil guy

No I didn’t.

To get rid of the Liverpool fans.

OP fucked up. Everyone else is too lazy to make a new one.

Reminder that every pre-VAR premier league title has an asterisk next to it

>goalkeeper
>called grabber
Good sign, tbf

lol stay mad

OP got triggered into oblivion in the last thread when everyone made fun of him for his Obamayang post, so he lost his mind and went on an anti-Liverpool rant and got battered in that as well, so then he got even more triggered and angrily made a new thread that was anti-Liverpool but he was so angry and couldn't see through his tears that he fucked up the OP in every way lmao

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lol who cares about asterisks?

It's harder to win the Champions League than the Premier League, but it was easier to win the European Cup than the old First Division

nobody sweetie, enjoy your not quite good enough trophy

Actually I posted the OP so you’re incorrect. I am ashamed of my fuck up but I don’t really give a fuck about Liverpool I just like the classic PL moments like Rafas facts rant. Truly a high point in PL history. Another favourite is when the arselel players went nuts at Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Mate, the amount of seethe dripping from your posts is actually palpable.

Thanks man. I’m really working on tinkering them to be top level seethe.

and champions leagues too
basically, nothing that happened until now matters, we're starting from zero this season
except for trebles, of course

Are you watching the African Cup of Nations final?

Probably. Wanted Nigeria to make the final but hopefully Senegal wins now

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this apart from when leicester won it

utd in the process of getting scammed for milinkovic-savic

state of this OP

>Maguire has gone to Accrington

How the fuck did this even happen?

Grabara is actually very good.

Will the star on the England badge also have an asterisk next to it?

of course

Looks like Mvogo might be going to Augsburg

Star will be replaced with a Maltese Asterisk for convenience

Any news on the fatih tekke to Sheffield Wednesday situation?

*Thinks his way to the Champions League final*

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how do liverpool get players so cheap?
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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>Liverpool travelling squad: Clyne, Fabinho, Van Dijk, Wijnaldum, Lovren, Milner, Gomez, Henderson, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Lallana, Mignolet, Brewster, Robertson, Origi, Matip, Kent, Lewis, Phillips, Jones, Hoever, Ojrzynski, Duncan, Woodburn, Wilson, Larouci, Alexander-Arnold, Van den Berg, Atherton.

afcon was a mistake.

Players desperate to play for Klopp + the Kop

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>did I buy too many blackies again?

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>Oxlade-Chamberlain

Shit when did they sign him? I missed that brand new signing

How could he say no to that?
Pure pashun.

It was funny yesterday, now you're just sad and bitter and repetitive, like an Everton fan

Can't wait for him to be back to full fitness :3

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>yesterday
its still Monday, champ. lay off the special brew

haha

>Ox linking up with brewster
Absolutely based.

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Despite the Church's official stance, ABLs still shitpost on Sundays

>the blues
Chelsea just won a trophy though. is he on about Birmingham? cunt if so

>ox
>brewster

Literally who

Apparently the radiation was just at the right amount that it enabled all the current boomer European sportsmen (penaldo, djokovic, federer, etc) to become GOATs and not give smelly zoomers a chance as success

Man U will finish bottom half next season

Cap this post and forget you capped it when it happens

Sevco

>twitter.com/Everton/status/1150868896540495872
>Everton have struck a deal worth an initial £8.5m for Delph who has a year remaining on his contract
Still a smarter signing than anything Walsh / Koeman made. Looking forward to seeing him perform.

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If united finish bottom half they’ll probably hire Allegri and he would likely steady them a bit for a few seasons.

I mean. That’s what a sensible owner would do. Which united do not have

This is actually a great signing.

He genuinely isn't a bad player. Used to be a yellow card certainty in his earlier years at Villa, but he can carry the ball well

Chelsea are low-key dark horses.

Not a bad player, just shouldn't be anywhere near the England starting 11.

His reaction looks so fake, being the same type of cut-off weirdo I can symphatize with this man but Mourinho is still my GOAT.

Tottenham finish with 71 points and they're the title contenders
Arsenal finish with 70 points and they won't even qualify for European football next season

Low key dark horses for what? 6th?

My only gripe is he may have a high wage, but even still he's decent cover at LB and can even shift to CM if needed, which is not bad at all. Just need to get some big name signings in now.

>putting /trans/ in the name
Fucking STATE of this thread. /trans/ getting grimmer by the day. Where is ESK?

>win trophy
>hur dur u suxx lol
>SPURS ARE GOAT TITLE CONTENDERS WE GO AGAIN
>win nothing
Uh-huh.

Are you retarded? Everton obviously

hoping algeria win for the plant of the apes scenes

everton?
literally only people in liverpool give a shit about that team

Nobody in Liverpool cares about Everton

>win trophy nobody cares about
>sell best player

>He thinks Blues = Everton

Everybody knows Carra was talking about Cardiff

liverpool fans in this thread evidently prove otherwise

Chelsea bros...... He's stalling on signing a new contract again!!!! 100K at least p/w and pretty much a guaranteed starting place, fans love him.... What more does he fucking want?

Should "we" sell him? I feel like him and his agents are actively trying to fuck Chelsea over by saying they are willing to negotiate but, actually have no intention of signing and are holding out to go Bayern for free, fucking the club out of a good amount of $$$$$.

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Sick of your shit /trans/ lads

maybe he wants consistency?

>implying they’re from Liverpool

With this signing, Everton could realistically win the league

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Liverpool fans probably still secretly seething that they lost the league at Goodison Park and overcompensate their 'Muh 6 times' to distract themselves from it.

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Probably wants to wait and see if Chelsea turn to shit with a transfer ban and a manager from the Championship before deciding whether to stay or not

Been ages since I had Malteasers

And yet better than everybody bar Shitty and Poo(l). Funny, huh.

>Fred is not with the United team on the preseason tour
>this is due to him getting married yesterday
>he decided to book his wedding during the middle of July, in preseason
>he believed he would be part of the brazil team, get to the final and then marry afterwards
>he was not called up to the brazil squad

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He can't wait. It's now or get sold. Not worth losing him on a free when you could make 30-40M off him.

>just

>he was not called up to the brazil squad
who got called up in his place?

>his place

competent brazilian footballers.
he thought he would be ahead of fernandinho, casimero etc

>8.5M

That's dirt cheap these days, good move.

Noncerino. Plays for Zenit

he is 29 and made out of rice crispies.
8.5m was better spent on bebe

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Nerman wants to leave PSG

In other news, tomorrow is Tuesday

Obélix, for sure

gonna be banned because I said all the good athletes come from africa

im not wrong

You’re alright, France

GTAB

Three team trade
Juve get Icardi
Inter gets Lukaku
Man U get Dybala
Straight up, who says no?

Dybala

Inter - imagine swapping Icardi for Pookaku lmao

TELL YER MA YER MA
TO WIPE AWAY ALL YER TEARS
NO TROPHY FOR 24 YEARS
TELL YER YER MA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>irish bandwagoner

he is a centre mid lad. That's where he'll be playing

Nailed it

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Yes, but he's also played LB before.

Wow the first non-shit signing of the window

Why don’t Arsenal just bid more for Tierney lmao just bid 35m nigga

He was an inverted inside false fullback, playing more in the CM position on the ball

Arsenal are tight cunts. They fucked up signing Suarez just as he was hitting his peak over a few million.

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>£40,000,001

>What do you think they are smoking over there at the Emirates?
You now remember Liverpool’s owner tweeted this after Liverpool received Arsenal’s bid

>Steve Walsh after being sacked from Everton

>Shaun Harvey leaves EFL HQ.png

sky sources say neymar is off lads

Wonder who they pinched that off and passed off as their own work

>chelshit without hazard

shitty feeder club

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Leicester have promised England centre-back Harry Maguire, 26, that he can leave the club if Manchester United or Manchester City eclipse the £75m Liverpool paid for Virgil van Dijk and set a new world-record fee for a defender. (Telegraph)

>Paris St-Germain's Brazil forward Neymar, 27, has reiterated his intention to leave the club in a short meeting with sporting director Leonardo. (ESPN)

Newcastle will pay £4m compensation to Sheffield Wednesday for their former manager Steve Bruce, who is set to be named as the new Magpies boss. (Sun)

>Bruce's assistants Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence have also left Sheffield Wednesday and will join him at Newcastle. (Newcastle Chronicle)

Manchester United will make an official bid for Sporting Lisbon's Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes, 24, over the next three weeks, as manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer looks to reshape his side. (Independent)

>Roma director Gianluca Petrachi has confirmed his club's interest in signing Tottenham's Belgium defender Toby Alderweireld, 30. (Football Italia)

Alderweireld and Tottenham team-mate Christian Eriksen - the 27-year-old Denmark playmaker - are preparing to travel to Singapore with the club on Wednesday, despite ongoing uncertainty over their futures. (London Evening Standard)

>Barcelona midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 27, could be set to return to Liverpool on a two-year loan deal with the Reds then having the option to buy the Brazil playmaker back for £88m. (Calciomercato, via Sport Bible)

Bayern Munich have given up hope of completing a £100m deal for Manchester City's Germany winger Leroy Sane, 23, this summer. (Sky Germany, via Mail)

>Arsenal remain in negotiations with Celtic over a deal for 22-year-old Scotland left-back Kieran Tierney after failing with a second bid for the defender that is thought to have been for £25m. (London Evening Standard)

Inter Milan are wary of the £75m fee Manchester United have demanded for Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku, 26. Inter have offered a two-year loan proposal, which would see them pay instalments of £9m, £27m and £27m, but United want the fee in full. (Star)

>West Brom's Venezuela striker Salomon Rondon is set to be reunited with Rafael Benitez after flying to the Far East for talks with the Spanish manager's Chinese Super League club Dalian Yifang. The Baggies have agreed a fee for the 29-year-old, who spent last season on loan with Benitez at Newcastle. (Express and Star)

West Ham are in talks to sign Eintracht Frankfurt's French forward Sebastien Haller, 25. (London Evening Standard)

>Arsenal have sent doctors to Brazil to assess Gremio's Brazil forward Everton, 23. (Fox Sports, via Calciomercato)

Former Arsenal winger Marc Overmars, now chief executive at Ajax, believes the Gunners should replace Mesut Ozil with the Dutch club's Morocco winger Hakim Ziyech, 26, who has a release clause of around £22m. (Calciomercato)

>Meanwhile, Overmars says the transfer of Ajax captain Matthijs de Ligt, the 19-year-old Netherlands defender, to Juventus is nearing its conclusion. (Goal.com)

Barcelona made a late attempt to sign centre-back De Ligt. (Mundo Deportivo)

>Wolves are in contention to sign Lazio's Brazilian defender Wallace, 24. (Birmingham Mail)

Galatasaray are facing competition from Serie A giants AC Milan for the signature of Fulham midfielder Jean Michael Seri, 27. (Fanatik, via Sport Witness)

>Zimbabwe midfielder Marvelous Nakamba, 25, is refusing to train with Club Brugge in a bid to force through a transfer to Aston Villa. (Birmingham Mail)

Former Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho is considering a move to the Bundesliga as he plots his return to management. (Independent)

>Everton will visit the House of Commons on Tuesday as they step up engagement for their Bramley-Moore Dock stadium proposal, which they argue will transform a dilapidated area of North Liverpool. (Times)

r u all ded?

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>This dude noticed lfc has removed their pinned tweet (USA tour) and that they always do so prior an announcement.
QT IS BACK BABY

No

Was probably the most retarded thing they’ve done, all they had to do was offer 45million and up to 50 if they asked for another, instead they pretty much insult Liverpool instead, they unironically would have won the league if they got Suarez

japanese boobies to user rumored (AP News)

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oh my fucking god who is this, she is incredibly cute

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a loan would be fine, but for the love of god they should not buy him back

I already fucked her sorry mate

can i watch next time? :3

Any fellow Christian Liverchads here?
youtube.com/watch?v=o469PRLdbHU

>in your company i'll go where your love and footsteps show.
>thus I'll move and live and grow in you and you in me

Last season's 4-1 preseason win against Napoli was the best brand of football I saw us play because it was a perfect hybrid of counter + possession. Always playing from the back and then getting a shot on goal in 3 quick ground passes was amazing. Never saw it again thereafter but maybe it'll make a return with our fixture against Napoli at the end of the month.

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I'm hoping for some good games, the first two were against much weaker opposition but the team played very well, kinda surprised me since for the most part it was a bunch of kids playing with a senior player.

FFS no wonder I couldn't find the thred

Yes they also lost the league. Get fucked

Why are liverpoo fans the worst? Arrogant, entitled, delusional ,victim hood cunts

Why aren't Bayern trying to buy Ziyech instead of Sane? He's an experienced player who is similar in skill to Sane but cost less than half of what Sane would cost.

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>lewis dunk
>45m

football is officially DEAD

shant be watching anymore

remember when they only lost 2 back in 2008-09, and then the next season they lost 2 in the first 3 matches?

>Buying tierney
people do know he is injury prone? my irish brethren will back me up on this.
Arsenal are right to only give that scottish club £15m

On this day ten years ago;
>Aston Villa sign Stewart Downing

www.skysports.com/football/fixtures-results/16-July-2019
I sleep

>Griezmann nutmegged twice at first Barcelona training

Hope he becomes successful in China.

Not that you care, just like you never cared that Casillas went to us, but seems like Trapp is going to replace Casillas at Porto

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how can he ever recover?

Trapps are gay

Liverpool fans are from London and Wales.

Sell bale then what?

Can't believe this nonsense

>replying to 11 hour old posts

Fact= Neymar is better than Salah and Hazard

>bruno fernandes to snub Liverpool
Ruh roh

>THFC have made a bid worth between €50-€60M to re-sign Gareth Bale. The club are only willing to pay him half his current salary however. Real Madrid are now considering the proposal. [Marca]

Though he lost interest and just wants to retire playing golf?

Stingy...

If they're not even going to put him on the bench then it's a good deal for Real Madrid

Bale is actually good though so better to keep him than to pay for him to build Tottenham

why would real care about tottenham strengthening

When you realise there's only a season left until he brings home the euros

They wont get him then

Money spent on transfers since 2014:

1) Barcelona - £971.2m
2) Man City - £896.6m
3) Juventus - £844.2m
4) Man United - £800.5m
5) Chelsea - £788.9m
6) Atletico Madrid - £720.5m
7) PSG - £695.8m
8) Real Madrid - £679.3m
9) Liverpool - £643.3m
10) Arsenal - £448.4m

Net spend on transfers since 2014:

1) Man City: £644.4m
2) Man United: £553.4m
3) Barcelona: £407m
4) PSG: £375.1m
5) Juventus - £268.7m
6) Arsenal - £260.5m
7) Real Madrid - £190.2m
8) Liverpool - £161.7m
9) Bayern Munich - £155.1m
10) Chelsea - £138.1m

Not this shit again you toilet raping muppet

>netspend

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>Why would Madrid care about loaning Morata to Juve?

United are ironic shitposting at this point

BREAKING NEWS STORY

>Neymar Jr. makes subtle and polite indication to current employers that he might be keen to switch employers in the current employee switch season

BIG IF TRUE

PL should have a net spend trophy
net spend in the summer and winter during that season divided by place in the final table

Bale would be a GOAT signing for pretty much any PL team if they didn’t have to give him more than a 3 year deal and pay him more than £200k p/w

This is obviously not possible but nevertheless true.

They can afford to. Even with 500m debt

Why does anyone give united shit for spending loads of money? United might be in debt but their revenue stream means they can spend virtually whatever they want on players.

abls btfo yet again

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his injury proneness combined with his wage demands makes it hard to justify

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nice screenshot

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The only people who would rather have Henderson in the midfield opposed to Coutinho are either deluded, racist, or related to jordan.

I just said that his wage demands would be over halved in this scenario.

Please post link or its a fake

kek

still not worth it

If they can sign whomever they wish then why are fully stocked with shit players.

Hendo is shit. Everyone agrees. No need to post about it over and over.

>its another Liverpool spam a poll event
This is was unemployment does to people

I didn’t say they could sign whoever they want. I said they can spend whatever they want.

>Most people they asked are men
>Girls from Liverpool are filthy af
What a shocker

>united sell lukaku
And buy no one

The only striker in the club is now rashford

And martial and greenwood.

Imagine being this much of a Cuck. It’s like when Liverpool fans were complaining they deserve a PL for their efforts last season lol.

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>its another martial will come good season
I’ll be surprised the 3 of them get 30 goals combined

Check the levels of seethe here

Greenwood is next GOAT

>Haller to West Ham 45m
Wet spam getting rinsed here. Flop

Mate £45m is peanuts nowadays.

Sooner buy Dunk for that money. Probably get more goals

>Cricket
Literally who gives a fuck?

Unfortunately no

2019 Transfer Window Valuation-ometer

£0-15m - literally who’s/washed up ex decent players

£15-30m - Young with some promise/decent performer in Championship

£30-50m - 20 goal a season striker in a mediocre league/standout player in lesser league

£50-90m - High level performer in top level league

£90-150m - Genuine high quality player

£150-300m - guaranteed flop

New Zealand?

>sheffield united buying Ravel Morrison
The only reason he is somewhat ok now as a footballer is due to moving away from his toxic Manchester friends. It’s all gonna go wrong now

the hearts of neutrals

>the hearts of neutrals
Thanks for your input, reddit

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Feel old yet?

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Weirdly accurate

he literally browses this board

Feel old yet?

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Feel GOAT

Ballon dor winner 2063
Runner up ronaldo jr

screaming

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howling

how did you know i browse reddit, bro?

"no"

Ronaldos wife is fitter btw

Sorry you didn’t get to WC final hunny.

Sky sources told me

fitter than what?

>Atlético Madrid are in talks with Tottenham over the £20m signing of Kieran Trippier

Transfers are boring start the football again and stop messing about.wont tell you again.

i don't really rate tripps, but £20m shouldn't be enough

Messi’s dogshit meme face wife

Yeah, straight from the top of my dome
As I leave, leave, leave. leave, leave chelsea on loan.

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How does he put a shirt on

Would sell if I were Tottenham

>thinking anything written about trippier the past months has been any where within the realm of truth

AAAAAAMMMPAAAAAA
Du Du Du
Push Pineapple shake the tree

top fucking kek

QT is coming back.

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RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

With his hands

Trip up then apologise in in 2 weeks' time.

>jones
>maguire
>now longstaff

are united purposely collecting mongs? they all have that inbred look about them. is it a long term ploy to entice harry kane? whats the next step in their master plan?

id call them mongchester united but that would be uncouth

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>sell coutinho
>win european cup

hmmmmm

inb4 they sign Pickford for $50mil

Im not that spud wanker, nobody is interested in trippier, especially european teams.
Its a journo meme you retard

They’re not signing longstaff, Newcastle are living in dream land asking for 50m

The /arse/ thread belongs on /r9k/ desu
They’re getting fucking weird

Not long before they become a terrorist group and kill stan tbqh

>le played 9 games for poocastle man

Newcastle will accept £30m on deadline day

Why would Ashley not take that sweet money?

kek, giant reference

>man Utd loaning bale
Worst decision this summer

> Mauricio Pochettino's son, Maurizio, has signed for Tottenham's U18 side and a proud Dad couldn't resist a photo op!

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Loan is a good deal for united.

should have been purged many years ago IMO

>Nepotism

Gif unrelated

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Cola bottles? Yeah, I'm a big big fan, always rated them even as a kid. For me, they're the pinnacle of the confectionery world and it would be an honour to sign for them.

you're an idiot, OP!

Foamy bananas you nigger

Satan! All hail!

moams are the best sweet

>tfw no archfu

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can someone give me the lowdown on Longstaff?

>gook lover
kys

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The next Henderson

If Shelvey could defend and complete passes

confusing posts

>Archery gf's

Sure, if you like actual female nerds

Sounds weirdly good.

> female nerds
haha yeah imagine being a nerd and not a normie haha

Yeah he is
Man utd fans will still moan about him though because he's not a big name

Full of people who hate the club, some actual fans, other roleplaying (should be shot on sight tbf)

>That time when Newcastle fans were SEETHING because Shelvey wasn't called up for England

VERY embarrassing!

Fuck public transport fuck this heat and also fuck my life

Reckon it would have worked with Vardy running in behind.
Shelvey's just not good enough off the ball though.

>tfw my gf did archery as a child
Was apparently pretty good at it. Not done it in about 15 years now though

What heat? You're just being a baby.

>public transport.

Don’t you have a car/driver?

>my gf did archery as a child
Is that how you groomed her?

an archery gf would be very useful when the zombie apocalypse really starts heating up

>zombie apocalypse
Grow the fuck up

Even 70yo Dybala is more handsome than me

*eats your brains*
*is still hungry after*

Shelvey is a cunt who got his shit kicked in by Sigurdsson in the dressing room before Swansea played Leicester

>>Grow the fuck up
>he types
>on 4channel
>in the middle of the day
lel

>He doesn't know
You'll be one of the first to go, lad

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Wow great post

what is the shoulder thing for

does it stop the string from hurting your shoulder? i have no idea

So she doesn’t expose her body

Speaking of zombie apocalypse, where's the izombie dutch guy?

Go away

happenings!

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Where in Greece you live? Are you poor?

...but most of her body is exposed

I’m on my lunch break you moron

So I thought Jovic was the good striker at Frankfurt?? Who is this guy?

The french van wolfswinkel

>going on 4channel
>ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK
lmao

my post literally contributed more than both your posts combined, fuck off yeah wastemans

I unwind by triggering fat fuck NEETs like yourself
I imagine you unwind with trap porn

To stop the bow string catching on your clothes... Or boobies, phwoar!

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Okay fatty!

Athens, not really.

So she doesn’t expose the important parts of her body

Is Athens good? Did you meet Zeus?

>RB Leipzig are closing in on the signing of Christopher Nkunku from PSG. He's set to sign a five-year contract with the Bundesliga side.

I am Zeus.

>Dude black French talents lmao

The black goalscoring Giroud

That’s cool bro. Enjoy. What’s your favourite food?

Why can’t arsenal afford anyone?
Imagine bickering about a 25m signing

ANNOUNCE DE LIGT

Reminder Aaron Ramsey is paid 400k/week to play at JJuventus

Because the owner doesn't put any investment in. Every purchase they have ever made since he took over was done via money they earned. In comparison, City have put £1.2bn in, via owners. Arsenal have put in £0. The £25m argument is all about how the money was paid. The entire transfer situation has gotten to the stage now where people expect £200m to be spent on players in direct cash and any attempt to be prudant with cash is seen as bad. Not defending Arsenal, they're fucked unless they get rid of their owner (and they protested again yesterday but the owner doesn't listen nor turn up to club meetings, nor does he reply to letters, nor has he even followed his promise he made when he took over) they'll never be relevant again. Unless, of course, they do get rid of him and get somebody the same or worse.

Apparently he isn't. He's apparently on £250k a week and the £400k cited by the BBC was a mistake. They read £250k a week and applied Italian tax to it to get £400k as the number. When in reality it was £250k gross. BBC thought it was £250k net.

imagine paying 80m for bale lmao

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I was told it was £56m and £600k per week.

>Everton isn't signing Everton
Come on, you could easily outbid Arsenal.

What part of UAE are you from?

PSG to announce the arrival of Abdou Diallo from Dortmund soon, for a sum of 30M€

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>low-key

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so marquinho is going to keep playing on the 6? or maybe 3 ATB?

kek based boomer

Conte is obsessed with Lukaku apparently. Maybe he has a feeder fetish

32+2mil bonus

Still incredibly cheap though.

It is weird how desperately he wants him. Do any Serie A fags think he would be good there?

Ask them

No thanks.

Tuchel likes 3 ATB
I feel it's more about Kimpembe going on the bench

That’s where Chimpembe belongs

Should just take him on loan for a season at his current wages.

Woodward doesn’t know anything about soccer but he has made the Glazers a billion dollars so they’ll never get rid of him.

>Dutch lad in here is the City RING RING fag
Damn gonna quit /trans/ lads, see ya lads. It's gotta so bad recently.

lol. Remember when Dalot hit that shot against him and then united got a peno and scored it

>Eintracht Frankfurt striker Sebastien Haller is travelling to West Ham for a medical before a transfer worth up to £45m - a club record for the Hammers.
Who?

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>Sheffield United have announced the signing of Ravel Morrison on a one-year deal with the option of an extension following a successful trail period.

>successful trial

Oh my god. This is gonna end badly. Hope he scores at least one blooter in the prem tho.

is this lad still goat but with shit attitude or just plain shit these days?

Too late, whenever someone’s wages are reported the highest number becomes their wage forever even with hard evidence too the contrary.

Can't wait for his inevitable matchwinning belter at Old Trafford

Didn't Lelbeck do that in the FA Cup Semi-Final?

He is talent GOAT like Gascoigne level but just a total rotter

Yeah, or in something like that

Bale
Games: 231
Goals: 102
Assists: 65
Trophies: 13

Zidane
Games: 227
Goals: 49
Assists: 66
Trophies: 6

Yeah but not a belter

>The reliable @MilanNewsit reports that Dejan Lovren’s agent, Vlado Lemic, visited Milan HQ – Casa Milan – this morning. The meeting lasted about an hour and there was talk about the possibility of Lovren leaving Liverpool for Milan.
rip degsy

awesome

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>wipe out bears and wolves so no need to worry
>bring them back
Bad enough we have big cats, lads.

Zidane was not blessed by plying with CR7 GOAT tho

Based Milan.

You /Squires/ here?

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>1938
>90% of GB team is English
>2019
>90% of an England team isn't English
How times have changed and we're suppose to be happy.

Why do people get so upset about things like this? What does it achieve?

>ree pay attention to AFCON
Squires is so fucking reddit

For saying that he will sneakily include /trans/ into his next comic.

>lol just accept it goy, just accept the dilution of all things you can be proud of your country for as it isn't your country any more, bar those countries that actually have largely ethnic people, best not go to them, they're OK coming to yours tho, lol.

haha

>just accept the dilution of all things you can be proud of your country for as it isn't your country any more, bar those countries that actually have largely ethnic people
are you drunk because this doesnt make sense

What's the shittest kit you've seen so far this season?

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>country creates colonies at every continent
>hundreds of years later
>white English “””men””” don’t reproduce like they did in the 50s
>segregation abandoned
>REEEE WHY IS THERE A PAKI AND A NIGGER IN MY TEAM

big fan of /trans/ lads

Sevilla is pretty bad.

>muh colonies
Back to r*ddit, kid.

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This is an excellent thread.

SICK of your shit /trans/

it may go down in spee folklore as the worst /trans/ thread ever created

oooof pick that out

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What makes you say this? This has been a glorious thread. Enjoyed every post.

So arsenal have a chance for 4th this season?

No.

4th from bottom maybe amirite lads?

The real good player, Jovic is the fraud.

is this bait? that's an amazing signing for a shit club like west ham.

...

Can we stop making poonaldo and messoy threads?

>haller is amazing
Gonna get found out in the premier league. He should’ve gone to a bigger club so he still has a chance after flopping. Flopping at West Ham gives little option other than the Turkish league

I dont fucking care m8

But Turkish League is great. I’d love to play in Turk league. Absolutely mental fans. Standard is ok but you don’t really need to try if you’re decent. Get to live in a palace on the beach and eat delicious kebabs all day.

GB team was shit in 1938

Why is Ireland so shit at sport?

We arent

Name one you’re good at

>less word than usual
>it's actually a decent comic now
Why is nobody tell him the trick?

Hahahaha 35 pound??? You won't get him

Boxing

Last three england captains have been Irish btw

>Banants Yerevan vs Cukaricki Belgrade
>Shkendija Tetovo vs Nomme Kalju
both starting at 4pm lads cant wait

Lol

Why £35 would literally be 50% of the entire Portuguese economy.

>Absolutely mental fans
Yeah, sounds like a good way to get murdered if you fuck up

Boxing? Name some good Irish boxers.

Any examples of foreign players getting abused by Turkish fans?

there was that lass from the olympics

Hahahaha

>female boxing
Really bad post.

How are you lads liking the 'N.Ireland is a football superpower' threads?

tfw celtic and arsenal fan who really wants to see my favourite player in the english prem but it's probably happening now and celtic and arsenal will hate each other :((

No.

>A
Don't think you've looked at '''English''' teams very recently.

Why? Celtic get the £25m they want in the way they want. Arsenal get a player they, bafflingly, want. Why loses in this situation? Celtic have already replaced him.

not so much as clicked on a single one of them mate

>yfw Scotland somehow fucked up qualifying for Euro 2016 but Northern Ireland, Wales, England and South Island didn't
Could have been British Isles Invasion but no, Scotland fucked it up and then pretend they did it on purpose. Also, remember when Scotland drew 2-2 with England by scoring two 30 yard freekicks within 5 mins of each other because Hart was in goal? I still laugh that Scotland drew that game.

>west ham are paying 45m for some random shitter
>de ligt is going to Juve for 60m
>maguire had a bid rejected for him that was 70m

The E*****h Premier League everyone

Lewis dunk for 45m is bargain tho

Since they finished 1 point away last season and Frank and Ole are in charge I would say yes.

He was blessed by playing with the better Ronaldo

But I think you’re forgetting arselel have Emery in charge.

>Ravel Morrison is back

Wilder is either a mad genius, or a mad retard

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I think we know which one it is.

He's a mad genius, he had a win rate akin to Pep a year or two ago

Lads. It just dawned on me that race mixing is literally good.

I dont think they should mix the womens & mens 100m finals m8

Why not? I’m all about equality.

Does the playing field have to be fresh at the start of beach soccer match?

Did you know that Giggs is his dad?

>It was confirmed on 16th July that Morrison had been signed by Sheffield United on a 1 year deal, primarily for the banter.

Nah, just ask arsenal fans

Imagine the smell

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Excuse you ?

The smell of what exactly.

Sweaty defeated she-apes

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Sounds delicious.

Lads. Explain this to me. Why don’t clubs get all their deals in place to the point at which they have everything ready except signatures before the transfer window opens. That way they can just have the players pop in on the first day, sign and then go on holiday. They then come back for a full pre season and are not messed around all summer. Am I missing something here?

It's considered unethical and there are probably some actual regulations in place (I think there is some legal drama brewing up between Atletico and Barca because they contacted Greaseman "too early")

But a contract isn’t a contract unless it’s signed right? So you just set everything up to be actionable on the day of transfer window opening.

>Bruno "Pep" Genesio to Newcastle
oh no no no no

It's not that easy... Let's say you play well for Man City and score 25 in 38 games. You don't expect that City won't give a shit about you next season since, right? Surprise, they are buying some even faster and even blacker player.
Now while that guy plays well a garbage t2 club like Manure might make an offer but that guy still thinks he'll be number 1 at City next year so he snubs that t2 garbage club.
At the start of the next season the player is told that he has to leave or play from the bench but now it's a different situation and Manure already has Pato lined up as their main striker

I kinda follow this post but it’s not very well written and I’m not sure what your point is.

Hmmm

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stick to German my g

PLEASE YES
FUCK THE ONIONS REDDITOR FANS QT IS GOAT

>Schürrle to Frankfurt
That's bullshit, but I believe it

>sell high
>buy low
Liverpool stock trading when?

>liverpool resigning coutinho for 80m
Ruh roh say bye bye to the net spend trophy

And hello number 7.

>Tottenham’s Kieran Trippier set for Atlético Madrid after £20m fee agreed

based?

Very based, he shit.

When is Jamal Blackman back from afcon?

haha

who will replace him

Barca this desperate to get Ney ney

Kyle walker

what did they sell him for?

You now remember Steven Caulker

-peters

>Steven Roy Caulker (born 29 December 1991) is an English professional footballer who plays as a centre back for Alanyaspor
>he's not even 28 yet and he's playing in Turkey
damn

worse than trippier at the moment

Steve Bruce will get the Toon into top 8
Mark my words

Who do they have to replace Perez and Rondon?

Damn. He had one good season with Cardiff, made a bad move to QPR and never recovered. Sux

They often do, delays arise from teams playing the market, sellers trying to create an auction, domino effect of player movement etc.

Verbal agreements are binding lad

120m + bonuses?

hope they sell him but don't sign neyfag

Not happening btw

Safe to say those bonuses didn’t happen

Why not?

lol

Liverpool got no money left. Spent 200m last summer

...

who knows, some bonuses are simply deferred payments, like paying 10m for entering into cl next season or playing more than 10 games

chelsea are winning the champions league, end of thread

Liverpool wont spend big money on him because of his age, hes not even a great fit anyway, Klopp shoehorned him into the team because he was an inherited player

It was the season at Cardiff that ruined him. He should have never been made captain.