>wins literally nothing
>qualifies for nothing
>regularly loses to third worlders
>couldn't qualify for Euro 2016 despite every other country in the British Isles making it
>larger population than Wales, Northern Ireland and Ireland yet still achieves less
Is there a bigger joke country when it comes to team sports?
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They win the seething about English award.
Gold to Scots
Silver to Irish
Bronze to Argentine
It's not their fault
Every time a major sporting event comes around all they do is sit at home and hope the rest of the UK lose lmao.
you'd think having the most poverty stricken city in Northwest Europe would produce some good athletes
I thought Scotland was well off
>publicly admitting you need more niggers
How'd he keep his job?
haha no, it's full of drug addicts and degenerates
they seem to be somehow elite at curling, which is something I suppose
Are there any parts worth visiting?
If they weren't so seething they'd just join team GB and share our glory
Wtf is this shit about
What better animal to represent their sporting prowess than a mythical one?
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At my retail some lady from Dundee comes in to shop a lot. Once tried having a conversation about life in UK and all she did was talk about some show called Coronation Street.
I heard emmerdale is where it’s at dude
Edinburgh is nice and parts of the countryside are really nice.
I wonder if these soaps are to the women what the premier league is to the men
>wins literally nothing
And we wouldn't have it any other way ALBA GU BRAITH
what sport is this?
>sport that mexico, brazil, afghanistan, russia and scotland are all good at
w-what
homeless soccer, pretty based if you ask me
Seething
I heard they eat everything deep-fried in Scotland, is that why the obesity?
fitbaw ya wee shite ya
That and the drinking. It’s funny you’d think they’d be skinnier with all the crack they do
Wonder what are some cultural differences between England and Scotland?
wtf you're not memeing
>en.wikipedia.org
lel
it's more a smack country, but point taken
>tfw it couldn't even come home for the homeless
>the absolute state of englel
Ro they win money?
Do they use money to buy home
>Scotland nuclear weapons threat level -max
>England nuclear weapons threat level- N/A
If you're lucky we'll let you live another Day on our island without obliterating you s.oybois
how cute. yura peons talkin bout some booms.
t.arkansas MP security for biggest Boy
you tell em laddie. sassnach bastards
>bragging about living in Arkansas
Holy shit dude
Don't they own the rock all the stones have to be made from?
Germans and spanish seethe more than irish and argentines desu
No wonder all these old white farts in the US are disease ridden rodents. They're all part Scottish and proud.
I'm surprised how little Ireland seeth on SP. Becasue it's way more in real life.
>Becasue it's way more in real life.
Really? Do you live somewhere near the border?
your flag looks identical to italy under my blue light filtered screen
LMAO. If it weren't for English gibs, Sc*tland would be poorer than the Congo.
Fuck me, I didn't know that.
On the other hand I shouldn't even be surprised, scots eat their chips/fries with vinegar which you can smell all over the streets, the scottish cuisine seems even worse than the greek.
>oslo hosted it
>literally never even heard about it
basert
It is sad that people still think this. The block grant is less than their gross exports and a lot of what they export goes through our ports, because they don't have a deep berth dock in Scotland.
If they left, we'd also have to pay for their water which we currently get for free.
glasgow seems more based than i thought if this thread is any indication
>Jocks living in your head rent free
Get some self respect, la.
Imagine being the Scottish coach, and having only two half decent players, but they both play in the exact same position
They also have 2 half decent CAM, cruel irony.
aye they'll love you mate, you should go
Kej
>scottish cuisine
Worth putting quotes round "cuisine" there Hans
Scotland is a fucking shithole
who you on about btw? I just looked at the squad, only decent players are robbo and cairney
Cmon I'm sure it's not that b-
>A deep-fried Mars bar is an ordinary Mars bar normally fried in a type of batter commonly used for deep-frying fish, sausages, and other battered products. The chocolate bar is typically chilled before battering to prevent it from melting into the frying fat, despite a cold Mars bar being able to fracture when heated.
Jesus fucking christ
My mom would permaban me from the kitchen if she saw me making this
>World's famous
Robbo and Tierney
Armstrong and McGregor.
El escosés es víctima de un mestizaje maligno
Imagine managing to go out in the group stages on goal difference in three consecutive World Cups. Even we've not managed to do that one.
It can't come home, that's why we've never won.
Ireland has a larger population than Scotland, not that it's relevant in any sport with any kind of restriction on the number of competitors.
The trick is to freeze the bars overnight and make the batter from self raising flour and warm lemonade.
No it doesn't
Scotland has 500,000 more
Scotland's is about 5.5m, Rep. of Ireland's is under 5m
COME ON MAN IM A FUCKING ADULT