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what happened to the queen?

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Parabéns, Mestre dos Magos!

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still working back from injury

very very bad russian pop-rap or just russian pop
pretty primitive, top charts of bydlo radio stations i guess

how do you know? well ed is not that bad

instagram stories at his concert in barcelona

why do i find Simona so fucking CUTE?

what the fuck is that thing on the right?

my kike sense is tingling

Does she like Eminem?

how hard do you think they fucked while in the post-match adrenaline fueled frenzy?

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Amerimut logic:
>"B-b-but Hornets put the ball in the basket 25 times how did they lose to Atlanta who put the ball in the basket only 20 times????"
>"because Atlanta had a bunch of 3 pointers, therefore they scored more."
>"b-b-but they only put the ball in the basket 20 times I don't understand"
Jesus Christ how do you people function on a daily basis?!

Remember Caro was posted by other people except me before 2018? Where are they now?

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how not to fall in love

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how to abstain from falling in love and losing a head? I don't know and can't resist...

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That nigguh looks like a thumb roflmao xd

Pleased with the result, disappointed with the 12-12 rule.

any tennis players with nice asses

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I didn't get your message

Almost all of them.
But best asses in sport are in hockey statistically

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young penko

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Remember yourself in 2013?

Nadal, Djokovic, Federer of 2013?

I 'member... GTA V, which I missed for a long time; long awaited Arctic Monkey album.

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tfw dont even rememebr 2014 and 2015

bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/48984899
>Novak Djokovic says his epic Wimbledon final victory over Roger Federer was his most "mentally demanding" match - and he even had to tell himself the partisan crowd was cheering for him.

bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/48981819
>Novak Djokovic deserves more respect after Wimbledon victory - Boris Becker

*sminem
ftfy

april 2012

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That's not supposed to be an amusing contrast btw

looks like a class pic
did she end the school in 2015?

Also did Caro end or dropped out? Any pics from her school life?

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>i guess of top-3 men no one listens really bad music
the fuck are you on about, nole has a pleb taste desu

5 years ago

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don't wanna come off all conspiratorial, but the possibility of the match being prearranged to promote the new shitty rule is kinda hard to not cross your mind at one point

examples?

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>#lastbell
like she is in Russia

They should remove it for the final since it's the last match anyways.

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There’s no point to it anyway. People use Isner as an example but that’s only happened twice in 9 years as if that’s standard for 99% of matches

>I will try to forget
>they won’t be excited with a plate
youtu.be/6c2W1Q2hFk4
Federer is salty af

Remember that 2018 top 10 prediction by Eurosport, I think?

Thank you Simona. God bless Romania.

Yes tbf Just Succ was close the year before

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>What are you doing in mah swamp?!

dios mio....

reminder that she will win her 24th GS title before sereddita

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idk, maybe she heard his biggest hits(not afraid stan etc) but idk

i like that
youtube.com/watch?v=09bkG-7Vj2w

youtube.com/watch?v=nntGTK2Fhb0
I also like this Bieber song, I like the unusual beat

You?

Look at those soles

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when was it posted? Her stories dont have it now

>look at those soles
>soles not in pic

Simona

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What year is it? 2010?
Rafa and Novak are one year apart, but they thought Rafa will retire because of playing style?

So, what made them think in 2010 than Novak will still be top-5 in 2018? Wasn't he playing almost like Rafa in 2010?

There must be some summer Instagram Stories which were picturing the soles, but no one bothers to check her IG so often

maybe try this site isdb.pw/nastia_pav/

It’s from 2013 eurosport.com/tennis/predicted-the-mens-top-10-players-in-2018_sto4707703/story.shtml

There’s also another one for 2022(?) with Zverev and FAA

young dashka

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young pavs

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tennis28.com/slams/saved_matchpoint.html
>first player to blow match points in a slam final since coria against gaudio
oh no no no

youtu.be/6ZYWgCCBXns

>game interrupted by a drone
The absolute stare of jewport

I could not have handled another 45 hours of watching Novak suck and Federer choke

First time at wimbledon since 1948

Have you noticed that other players don’t congratulate Djokovic on his slam wins unlike Nadal and Federer. He must be really despised in the locker room

Sabatini did congratulate him in her stories
Halep too

they hate him because they ain't him

Are they protesting his presidency?

Fed lost bros

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literally me in the back

Post it, I want to have a laugh.

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>Dimitrov
Kek

list isn't diverse enough (not enough darkies desu)

>one black
>one jew
>one asian
Fairly diverse

I CANT BELIEVE ISNER LIKED THESE TWEETS OMFG IM NEVER WATCHING BENCH PRESS AND SERVE EVER AGAIN

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Cool. Tucker is still a phony though.

Why do women deserve the same prize money as men?

Djokovic
Federer
Nadal
Sampras
Borg

slavic takeover

Feels like OP's pic is missing something.

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How do I get a BEX gf

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approach

just another reason to dislike that brainlet servebot

And then...

damn that bitch got BEATEN with the ugly stuck wew

have bex

Y-you sure that will work?

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>playing on cl*y after RG

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she looks very russian, i saw the same girl in VK few years ago
from moscow

Top of the morning to you, laddies.

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WHAT IS CARO DOING NOW?

Wish i could know.

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how many times did Djokovic break Federer's serve in that match? besides the 2 (two) champion points game

why is she so perfect brehs?

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2

so two breaks total? lol

3 breaks total since you said beside the 2 champion points game retard

/Absolutely Orthodox/
youtube.com/watch?v=I31S4166QDM

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that's why I was checking my angry friend

>quoting someone who isn't lim
Are we still doing the faceblind thing?

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>why is she so perfect brehs?
french and chink genes mix well I guess
who would've thought

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Based and redpilled
Also, that Wapo headline, where do they even come up with this shit, wew

were you playing as a kid in tennis?
did you wish to become a pro tennis player when you were watching 2003 wimbledon or wahtever?

if i was a kid now and watching all this RG and Wimbs SFs and Fs I would dream of being tennis pro.
Curious, how is it to go through routine, building a skill, empty low level tournaments to the ATP tour, Masters and then GSs

i think football is emotionally easier cuz you are part of the team, and not so boring even on low-level tournaments, because lots of people anyway

the routine is hours of practice. going pro in tennis might be even harder than other pro sports just for the simple fact that the path to pro isn't really college. it's entering tournaments from a young age and that shit costs money

>Also, that Wapo headline, where do they even come up with this shit, wew
t. racist who probably wants to reinstate slavery as well

She's ugly as shit, it's not like she 'll be picky

Another day. another German bitch letting me down.

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someone redpill me on the slice shot

>1-6, 0-6
Fuck her and fuck Germany

>it's that grill who didn't play for a while because of cancer, knee aids, and mono

who is better in gym Caro or Jules?
Caro is athletic but Jules is meaty

i want to visit gym with Caro
being atp no.1 with her

Caro have such a nice hair
Does she have arm hair too?

speaking of arm hair...

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Yea but even the landwhales on tinder demand chad

>Lisicki
Your career's over, love. Just put your feet up and watch the telly.

Imagine being Roger on that court and having to be all like "damn, Mirka, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific piglike monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my tennis player character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his trophy room. Like seriously imagine having to be Roger and not only play on that court while Mirka flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just go out there, game after game, set after set, while she perfected that resting bitch face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone around you tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MIRKA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to go out there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the chalets on the Alps. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her rounded stomach as she sucks it in while clapping suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to go out there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the umpire calls for another set, and you know you could kill every single person on this court before the tournament security could put you down, but you go out there and endure, because you're fucking Roger. You're not going to lose 50% of your wealth over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Imagine just copying some shit that was posted a few minutes ago

Tatjana Maria is polish though. I mean not the meme """polish""" as in Kerber but actually polish.

>not the meme """polish""" as in Kerber but actually polish
Like Klose and Podolski?

Klose is Volksdeutscher. Podolski is >muh I found out that my grand-grand-grand-grand mother was 7/128 german, gib papers now! german.

>Podolski is American

*schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

irishtimes.com/sport/other-sports/life-on-the-professional-tennis-circuit-with-a-four-year-old-in-tow-1.3340620

Do you think Kekkinato went back to match fixing? He hasn't won a match since beating Djokovic last year

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see ya in late august

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Where are you going?

Nowhere. it's just USO is the next grand slam and between today and USO it's just ATP250's no one cares about

holy freaking based
see ya later /tennis/tismos, don't know what I'm doing here outside of a slams myself.

>tfw no AO until next year

What about masters or atp finals?

uso pen: soulless
AO: soul

see you next year losers

I think you should leave.

>Casual scum

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that might be interesting if some big names are there.

Laver cup should be neat too

saw in the news that Nadal might only play 1 of the masters in the summer

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He had a nice clay season

>cl*y season

They don’t. Equal pay in sports is an American (read: Jewish) invention.

i however shall remain here and still post bernie's and bex

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holy shit ymer is 23

baste

cute women are playing every week every day

btw bouchard is playing the same tournament with Caro(Caro is #2 seed btw, Goerges is #1 so we can project absolute CUTE FINAL) and she just lost her 1st round game to some outsider of WTA top-100 despite having a matchball

Canadian Masters are always strange
but they have cute journalistic women, well i know one of them

and how many Masters are other big-3 play? 2?

btw does Angie paint her nails for gamedays?

>cute women are playing every week every day
If I wanted to watch cute women while wanking, I'll watch porn

who's your go to?

More been a fan of amateur girls fucking themselves on cam than any main proper stuff

she even painted her toe nails for you, she did it just the other day

i always wonder what happens to the ones that just disappear without a trace

Sure, if they disband the gender segregation and have men and women compete for the same prizes on the same tour, otherwise the argument is just as valid as wheelchair players demanding they be paid the same.

since when Strycova does date her current bf?

D:

porn women are ugly and not cute at all

When was it seen? Did she change her clothing during Wimbs? Video?

also Rafa changed the socks in match vs Federer
and i remember i saw some match where he eat something OF his hand during break sitting on chair... or was it so?

do you think we will ever travel interstellar? colonize mars at least? what will come first, some physics-breaking technlogy to travel space-time or super high-tech tech to colonize mars besides memes, at least a one station for 20 people(imagine love island type clashes there haha)

the US will colonize mars but sorry no russians allowed

This is a tennis related general, please stay on topic if you wanna stay in this general.

Do you think wheelchair players should be paid as much as women players in prize money?

espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/27191585/serena-williams-lost-focus-gained-perspective
POWERFUL.
living in a gated community in palm beach gardens is all about equality and gaining perspective

>federer pull out of rogers cup
Well there goes my only chance to see him before he retires

Go to his house and knock on his door.
"Hey, Roger. Come play a set with your No. 1 fan from Saskatchewan!"

>ynr Barbora Záhlavová-Strýcová

>"The day I stop fighting for equality and for people that look like you and me will be the day I'm in my grave," Williams said to the woman. Then she spun her chair toward the door, stood up and walked out of the room. It was an appropriate mic-drop answer to an intentionally flawed question crafted to bait Williams into giving such a response.
based.
ABOLISH THE ZOOs

Damir Dokic is based and his daughter is a dumbass brainwashed slag.

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imagine grabbing a tennis gf like that

now imagine it done by some other men, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo never!!!

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christ someone get her outta there. this faggot looks like an uber douche

What's the first tennis match you attended live?
atptour.com/en/scores/1998/416/MS008/match-stats?isLive=False
Here's mine.

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....and she likes it

she broke with some onions nerd in hipster glasses to get the pleasure of being groped in public by hot guy

we live in society :(

women... breaking the heards of nerds like us since forever

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...and got together with a immature manchild with Peter Pan syndrome who will scam her of her money and treat her like shit as soon as her overcomes his oedipus complex.

This is gonna get really nasty for her in the future and it's obvious already now.

I've only been to WTT events

your daily reminder that serena has lived in palm beach florida as long as sharapova has lived in the US. so this "i was raised in compton!!!" bullshit is a meme

right: the so called silly happy face after good sex?

why are you so angry? did this pics trigger your memories? tell more

Based pic.

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Wanted to post this pic, but never mind.

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>did this pics trigger your memories?
no

t. David Kraus

stop bullying hungary

Brigitta or Britta?
Caroline or Carolina or Carol or Karolina?

bernarda pera plays versus caroline garcia tomorrow

she's qt-er than caro

Am i the only one finding web camwhores hotter than regular porn whores?
Or did i went too deep

That is off topic and not tennis related. Watch out what you're posting or you're not gonna be allowed to post here for 3 days.

Monique, Dominique or Angelique?

unique

Am i the only(tennis player) finding web camwhores hotter than regular porn whores?
Or did i went too deep*

Do one with loads of crying Wojak faces in the Centre Court crowd.

was this song in some Community or other show episode? or movie?
youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
sounds lovely!

caro is more beautiful and a better player

what the frick boris the movie it was in is literally being advertised in that music video
youtube.com/watch?v=SPuJkuesiyM

which player has the hottest mum? post pic

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i thought martic's coach is her mom, but apparently she is not and also she is younger than petra
but she looks cute and kinda strong like sarah connor

also iirc mladenovic's mom speaks russian

i dont know, i am not such a big watcher

maybe i heard this music in advert of tv show of new school which is goldberg spin off... i dont watch a single episode, just adverts on my cable

sakkari's mom could get it

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how is that 15yo swiss wunderkind from davis doubles vs russia is doing know?

who are 17-18-19 yos in atp top-300 now? how to sort them in raking site

maria is an amazon

yeah she's fit as fuck

bruh

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I thought you were leaving until the USO also I still hate Clownfils even as an old man

>Fed looks exactly the same

who is at centre?

thiem looks like michael douglas, tsisipas like long haired guy from true detective

federer, stan and zverev look russian

novak looks evillish(his eyes, his prolonged face and strong nose... liek from some cartoon, idr, maybe jim carrie? or what?)
kyrgios evillish too also lol at haistyle

who is more fit Caro or Tsakari?

>who is at centre?
coric

someone post the one with the interview with Federer in the year 2070 when asked how he deals with the preassure of being the favourite in the upcoming Wimbly

He would not fuck this short, dimwitted twat

Isner's uncle is some conservative radio host so probably the way he was brought up

Isner's dad ran for office as a Democrat. The fire rises

Tsakarie. she's build like a feminine fridge (in a good way)

and how is Caro build in your opinion?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Anyone can tell me

The final of Wimbs was in 4k on Eurosport GOLD

But were the R1 matches???? ON Eurosport Player

Was this the final fight of evil vs good
Is this the first time that a villain conquered a certain sport?

Ostapenko didn't win mixed dubs so evil won

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Monfils looks like Morgan Freeman

I want to murder Monfils

the serbian poster never (You)s me unless i make fun of jokovic

They (2 of them that defend Djoko) arent here right now

will you go on a date with me?

If youre an 17 year 364 days old e-girl that sells her nudes and acts bratty we have a deal

no but I want to cuddle with someone

Just spend 50-100$ on a hooker that wants to roleplay your desires

Clean your room

God I wish that were me

My room is always clean

Not camwhores, but I like to use lingerie try haul on youtube as support sometimes. Chicks like Tiffanie Seaberry or fitandlingerie makes me diamond

>lingerie try haul on youtube as support sometime
What? girls trying on lingerie on youtube?

Yeah guess im the same
I got bored of the usual fucking and got into solo, chaturbate girls/ nsfw asmr youtubers

CHAD manspreading caro vs VIRGIN shrinking antonia

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(to the meaning of words: i hope caro is virgin too)

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Why am i randomly getting banned from posting pictures at Yea Forums

They didn't do Simona properly

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Probably some shitter near you and you got rangebanner also date me

I do her properly, if you know what I mean.

opinion on Olga Danilovic?

too swarthy. I prefer Kudermetova. speaking of which, post rare Kudermetovas.

What about Sabatini and Garcia?

i always have no time to make screenshots of Kudermetova's feet
if you have a replay available, i can say when to see them
some tournie month or two ago

Danilovic is the new Ivanovic don’t (You) me

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Seeing newgen getting btfo is my favourite part of slams now.

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>commentators saying Steve Johnson would be a top 10 competitor if he had a backhand
Damn that’s harsh. True but harsh

like a calories counting /fit/fag

frigg off bastian

really? why so?

No tennis major to look forward to for nearly 2 months...

What should I do with all this free time?

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rewind the years
post Caro

it looks like the type of fitness for showing not for using

why do you think so?
She is not making pics of her body in the mirror at all, lol. She only trains to get better on the court, not for a pics and thotting.

What made you think so?

>She only trains to
also i learned that she squat a lot only from video of nike advert
welll, i had an assumption before - just look at her body and glutes and hamstrings

man, it's just a different type of fitness

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She cute

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Play tennis with me

>I try all the time

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>want to get tickets to shitty open
>tickets are all overpriced again
Fuck 10is

What are the prices for the US open?

Center court is $65 just a day pass is even worse

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underrated /biz/ poster

How much are finals tickets

I hope the AO isn't this expensive

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my urine is foamy

>According to the Herald Sun, the starting price of a centre court seat will be cut by $15 during the day and $20 at night.

>Additionally, entry-level tickets to the men's final in 2019 will be $110 cheaper than the 2018 price of $415, while the women's final will cost $148 per seat, $55 cheaper than in 2018.

>The popular ground passes which provide access to all outdoor courts at Melbourne Park will be frozen at $49 per pass

Masters>Slams

Will you take me on a date to the AO?

i don't live in the socialist republic of melbourne

have sex

Are you from WA? Also how do I pronounce Canberra because the only Australian I know pronounces differently like "Can-breh"

How can anybody like Federer when he is a classless crybaby? You never see Nadal or Djokovic cry after a match.

>Are you from WA?
yes
>Also how do I pronounce Canberra
canbra

interdasting we'll do great as a married couple

IIRC he said he cried because of all the fan support but that might just be a meme especially considering his last speech was less than grateful

how do you know?

because i love you :3

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do you look like tomic because you could make my asshole speak spanish?

God Serena is so based
I love her

No

damn :/ there goes my shot at true love

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I don’t feel so good

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would you like to cuddle with me until you feel better

I guess

took a sleeping pill and haven't fallen alseep but feel out of it. i now understand why charlie sheen said the worst drug he ever took was ambien

d'awww

The absolute state of this thread. Have sex you too, and I don't mean with each other you degenerates.

tanuki55?

Did he enjoy watching Fed lose?

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she did it again. THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN!

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Who?

Alexa

What happened

Is that the same lady who made the tendies video?

Djokovic is a virtual lock to win the US and Australian Open unless something dramatic happens. So, that would mean he would only need to win three more to pass Nadal and Federer. He can win three in three years regardless if he falls off the cliff somewhat.

nah this was Xev Bellringer

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explain? both caro and tsakari are athletic build, but caro looks taller and leaner

this upset me more than any other moment in sports

sakkari looks like she lifts therefore must eat more to maintain muscle mass

you mean caro dont eat

just ask yourself who would put whom to the ground in a 1on1 fight. for me, it's pretty obvious caro would lose and this is what I mean by different bodytypes

Yeah, but Nadal's gonna win at least 2 more RGs and Federer has just proven that he can win at least one more, so it's gonna be a tough one. It's just as important for Nadal and Fed to get bad as it is for Novak to stay good if he wants to pass them. Actually, Zverev or Thiem leveling up would also really help Novak.

you said caro looks like she fitness for showing not for using

not as much

yes. Saka much much stronker than carog.

What happened with Carreno Busta? He was a top-10 in january 2018, now he plays qualifications for Swedish Bastaad Open and loses to Chardy in first round after the quali

but caro's fitness if not for showing, its also only for using

100 kg squat
face
book.com/mariasakkariofficial/videos/great-workout-today-with-panagiotopoulos1-getting-ready-for-you-tompatennis-100k/1919663338061633/

tsakari and that braided physio for touches WTA feet oftenly
youtube.com/watch?v=Bsq4yBHcm_8
lauren quinn is her name

>@M DM and why is that.!? Maria looking for a polite good character girl talks nice and gentle and more. And she is a very talented tennis player.! Stefanos is a great player too the future of the men's tennis players and its cool for me that they play both and now dating.! Like Federer and his wife and his wife used to play tennis and stuff.! Or Monfils and Svitolina and what a nice couple... Don't tell me that you have a crash with Stef and you want him for your self.!? lol hehehehe. Mipos eisai patriotisa.?

carog's body looks like that of >le low bodyfat memester

lowbodyfat is not for fitness, it's for the Tsus and other show-offs in this world. Physical strength and conditional fitness does not require low body fat.

but she is naturally low bodyfat.
she trains to be fit, not to have low bodyfat
low bodyfat is only a collateral effect of her athletic lifestyle

>lowbodyfat is not for fitness
low bodyfat is a consequence of fitness, especially in such sport as tennis

also you are the only one in /tennis/ to point out Caro's athletism, besides me

why people dont appreaciate her

low body fat is a consequence of diets and artificial protein nutrition.

what do you imply? both caro and tsakari are ripped because they dedicate more time for gym + genetically gifted

diets are part of all athletes routine, they dont eat junk food at all

and tennis requires a lot of sprinting and 2+ hrs games, so its obvious they are low bodyfat

Why did Federer suddenly because shit in 2011

don't reply to the retarded russian lowlife, you complete idiots

alright. who's your waifu? penko?

>implying he doesn't have a harem

>the year after he retired both fed and nadal went out in the first round
I wonder if that stings more

God she’s a terrible actress

who is in your wta harem?

imagine watching tennis lmao

Bex (main girl)
Muchova
Penko
Lim
Kasatkina
Giorgi (only because she got a new pair of tits)

anyone have wta TV? to make a screenshot of Caro's lower back muscules

>Caro's lower back muscules
enough

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Kasatkina
Goerges
Kerber
hAlEp
Kudermetova
Cirstea

where there were no Wilco or Interpol in GTA IV radio?

>why there were no Wilco or Interpol in GTA IV radio?
fix

all these words starting with 'w' for some reason. Where, who, when, why etc

youtube.com/watch?v=HiRDJLcYua0
2011...

fucking saved, based R2

please don't take it personally but you sound like jt

>Xev will never be your mum and masturbate when she finds pics of your big willy your phone
jdimsa

do you have WTA TV? I meant herlower back is really muscular. You can say that by her posture, but in first round it was seen from the main camra when she was waiting to recieve a serve - thanks to sun and shadows

please help

i unfortunatelly have only 360p pic :(

*on your phone

I should probably watch less porn

CARO VS PERA IN FEW MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!
TUNE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Kasatkina
Gross

everyone hop in live.harleyquinnwidget.net/streamvideo12/pera-vs-garcia-live-stream-4966932.html
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INTENSE GAME! 2-2 in 1st set!

Pera is playing surprisingly well, but Caro controls the game

sweaty Caro under the hot sun &_&

i can only imagine how she smells....

Caro is so tall and athletic oh omg

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>it’s a “vertrashco vultures a post Wimbledon clay tournament filled with players outside the top 100” episode
Getting real tired of this rerun

Anyone here waifued Caro in 2017? She used to post more often in her IG
now she is very rare, like once in a few weeks make her IG stories

i cant sop making screenshots of caro :(

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>sop
is
>stop

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caro losing 3-2 :(

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ALLEZ

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beautifullest person ever?

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kys boris, you fucking spastic

oh no :( 40-15 3-2 for Pera

(caro so cute when she bites her, also she looks like young pic with cap otherside on this scnreesht

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that was handiphobic

40-40 3-2! deuce!!!!

WARRIOR CARO!!! ROAR WITH CARO

also, did you know how is mobile(cell)phone in German? HANDY.

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bernarda pera is cute for someone's views?

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when you lost a few kilos and now pants are too loosen

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few deuces and ADs, 4-2 now...

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4-2 15-15! had fight for every ball!!!

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post more upskirts

Yeah, show us that beefy vag

*_*

white headband fits her so good
do you think she choosees dresses like a girls do, for many minutes in front of mirror? I think she is tomboyish and does it in 20 seconds. Cute and perfect.

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low quality and no wind
do you have Eurosport player? watch R1 Wimbledon 2019

>6-2
Kek, Garcia is trash

oh no, 5-2 for Pera... need to give up and take a rest for 2nd set now i think
Novak did so and win Wimbs

caro doesnt look good :((((((((

wish i could help her with whatever she needs

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did she sober? so sad.... pains? period? flu? depression?

pls no men

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she slant sometimes(not now), does she hae eye pronlmes? Djoko also have

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butiful

lost 6-2 1st set :(

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where did she go? is she mad? does she dream of BF? text someone? wish he were here? noooooo

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Garcia a shit

nips, skirts, bites

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>bites her

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>can’t eat or drink anything until 2
>it’s humid af outside
kms rn

nipple shadow lol cute

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It's ogre, Garcia a shit

nip is cute

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caro is cute

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You are watching the game too? Are you secretly fan of hers?

caro leading 3-2

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...is perfect

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>caro leading 3-2
Does someone else want to break the news to him?

>do you have Eurosport player?
no

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>Second round not even done
>Two seeds left
Man, I sure do love me some WTA

>do you have WTA TV?
no
>get out for a couple of hours
>caro worshiping intensifies

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what the fuck.........................................

jokerlivestream were like 20 min delayed????

omg she lost, two sets. Somethign bad. All I hope she os ok and not gonna wild etc,

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>K.rap
She sure is

So kind from you to spend time to make this pics

post the original Caro, i like a facial expressions

are you 12?

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>Mad that his manly waifu is trash

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how could Caro lost wtf :(
Pera is not that good, on clay too.

you say she is manly like it makes her less cute, beautiful and attractive

and i dont even see a manliness. Man is a man, women is a women, and Caro is pretty girl and I even can add 'unfortunately' beacuse I met online (youtube, comments) some other men who lust after her, its disgusting :(

its sad, if you have some spare money, please buy it and make a screenshot of her >lower back
you can see it on attached pic(sorry, low res)
yummy athletic lower back

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her posture is a sign of strong core, lower back and overall athletism
a so called 'chad strade'

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biceps of djokovic's size o_o

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>I met online (youtube, comments) some other men who lust after her, its disgusting :(
What's disgusting is you autistically spamming low quality images of her for no fucking reason

lmao Boris. Just give in and embrace the your waifu a shitness. coming from a carinafag

shoulders!

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i think haters are do that to piss me off, because objectively speaking she is super pretty and eye-catching

i remember how i fell in love when firstly saw her.

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part of the pool session

She is cute, so you cant complain guys.
If you spammed cute pics of Strycova, Kvtiova, Evert, whatever, your waifus, any, I would be ok cuz they are not annoy me

found

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When were Carina a top-4 member, with all respect?

Caro is top-1 material, as Murray said

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Post rare Caro you've saved on your HDD please
and pool series too, I have no of these pics yet

i am alway afraid to google her pics suz i will not be able to stop saving them and lurking more and more, deeper and deeper, all sites, interviews, videos, archives, and i need a time off my laptop too

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> Refresh
> +50 posts of Boris about his waifu
I'm tired of this shit desu

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it is of higher resolution on collage, definitely not 320x480

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Why does Caro holds foxposter furryfag?

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I am sorry just in case

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he's /10is/ god and savior and actual french person
>Post rare Caro you've saved on your HDD please
no ,i saved them for future meme posting
mainly from jimmie48

topkek! quality new /tennis/ meme right here

212 km between Lausanne and Lyon... will Caro be at home this night already? Or stay in hotel for a sleepover?

europe is so dense and full of good roads, 200km and you are at home from the other country. I guess she might be in her car(she have no, iirc) with father and mother(and who??? hitting parthner?) and be home in 4-5 hours. And fall asleep on fresh bedsheets, after a hard day :)
its always a pleaure to fall asleep after hard day

>pera sharted in caros mart
Boris on sewer side watch

Whomstever is the next op use this image

Every day I become more convinced that Boris is some kind of AI the Russians are testing on us. Be afraid, lads, be afraid.

sharted? what?

I am jt

jt is my bf

Unironically drank two bottles of barium sulfate

do x-ray and post

Jfc this thread
See you at the USOpen

When I get them in the mail I’ll post

Are you girll?? If so where r u?

hard yikes

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Oh dios mío... la goblina europea

Why is every female player more attractive on the court than outside?

Halep a qt tho,dunno why she looks weird in OP pic

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she looks like an orc with that potato nose

and you look like a FAGGOT

I haven't posted a picture of myself so you're objectively wrong

you're ugly

She look like thottier version of oinkapiggo

she is fat lol

hm? spanish are both beauty ON and OFF the court.

are you from mallorca btw??? manacor? basque? anadalusia(north sea)?

r u blind

they have completely different face types

Galicia, my friend

my yung years :)
youtube.com/watch?v=WZcmd9BzV-0

in english
youtube.com/watch?v=TA6MMC12uDQ

One fine day, with a woof and a purr,
A baby was born, and it caused a little stir.
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog,
Just a feline-canine little CatDog.

CatDog! CatDog!
Alone in the world is the little CatDog!

Out on the road or back in town,
All kinds of critters putting Catdog down.
Gotta rise above, gotta try to get along,
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song:

CatDog! CatDog!
Alone in the world is the little CatDog!

wow, judging by google images results its very nice! Do you live by the shore? How often do you see the ocean/sea?

Is Caroline Garcia a typical Galician looking? For me she is typical Spanish, like the Spanish which I had in my head as archetypical Spanish even before I saw Caroline for the first time.

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Do Spanish have regional accents? Does Nadal have his own accent? And others?

Do you know what happened with Busta

youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7WhIguGzo

>Do Spanish have regional accents?
Yes, several of them

are some accents bullied? I've heard Ronaldo(Portugese) was bullied in Portugal for his accent

swedish intro sounds like german
youtube.com/watch?v=3g72EArhVaI

>are some accents bullied?
More than bullied, laughed at because how funny they can sound. Andalusians especially

are these very different?

CatDog intro Latino (stereo)
youtube.com/watch?v=qfUa1UQijbE

CatDog Intro - The Great Parent Mystery - Latin American Spanish
youtube.com/watch?v=1bG6hVTMFSg

>KattHund
käk

What about your, Galician, accent?antimoon.com/forum/t8888.htm
>According to him in most of Spain people don't speak with a heavy accent, the exceptions are: Andalusia and Galicia.
>Galicia: strong and ugly, peasant-like accent

google suggestions

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Yes, I live in the coast. I see the sea from my window. It's a very nice place, if you don't dislike rain and not having a real summer.

Caroline Garcia? You mean the tennis player? She's French (with a Spanish surname, though) And being 1.77 m tall she is not a "typical" Spanish (most girls here are on the 1.60 to 1.70 range) Her face does look quite Spaniard (more southern than northern)

canarians speak with a caribean accent, also catalonians have a very dinstinctive kind of pronunciation
Surprisingly there is almost no difference with pronunciation, but there are like 40% or 50% of words changed

What’s more sad: Isner vulturing these pointless 250s or Thiem and Zverev playing Hamburg to keep their rankings up?

Are you the laser hair removal Spaniard?

u know where i b

she is super athletic and super beautiful

>(more southern than northern)
Andalusian?
Where are the tallest Spanish girls?

>She's French (with a Spanish surname, though)
genetically, she is Spanish

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>loses to Pera
>is uglier than Pera by miles

Boris utterly btfo

A shitload of portuguese emigrated to France in the eighties and nineties

>Are you the laser hair removal Spaniard?
No

>Where are the tallest Spanish girls?
From my experience, in the largest cities and in the eastern coast. However, those are the places with more tourism, so some of the tallest "spaniards" are actually northern tourists.

Here's a creepshot I took on my way to the airport on Monday on Gran Via near Plaza de Espana.

Spain is absolutely teeming with hot girls.

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Did you touch penises with any of them?

Yeah my m8s
Ever been to Spain? It's gorgeous. Here's a pic from the Canary Islands. Bit too many Brits for my taste but the secluded beaches and mountain roads made it worth it.

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Is it an irony? No hot girls on pic

were you on holidays?

Galician accent is specially strong on rural areas. Most Spaniards make fun of it, but personally I find it quite beautiful.

And on a side note, Galicia anthem is 100 times better than the Spanish.

youtube.com/watch?v=xs3yNYKHTAI

The forest on this vid looks like North Germany or North UK
i saw some north spain on TV during cycling and it was different

Yeah boris we chatted a week ago. It's the Ethiopian.

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Is it a trolling? Pera is ok, but nothing special imo
While Caro is - no blasphemy - godlike.

so you are travelling in USA now?

I'm from NY, comrade.

No. I’ve only been to Cabo and a few Caribbean islands. They were all mostly filled with other American tourists

Leave Caroline alone dude, you're insane
Stupid psycho

Any good Caribbean islands? Never been but hear they are to Americans as the Canaries are to Brits.

what were you doing in Ethiophia?

>"Thanks for watching my match, user. I wouldn't have made it if it wasn't for your emotional support."

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I am not insane, and who are you? You were not there half a year ago and all previous french posters disliked Caro, only I was supporting her

I go back and forth every couple of months.

>this jpg
>there are people who seriously think she is prettier than CG

Most unstoppable tennis players ever

1. Nadal 2010
2. Djokovic 2011
3. Federer 2006
4. Djokovic 2015
5. Federer 2005
6. Federer 2004
7. Federer 2007
8. Nadal 2008
9. Djokovic 2019
10. Murray 2010

are you a son of some african oligarch dictator?

You're my son, boris

where is 2013 Nadal?

Maybe you saw the coastal forests, which have been invaded by eucalyptus and some pinetrees. If you want to see the only "primitive" Atlantic forest that still exist in Galicia google "Fragas do Eume".

Far from the coast is very different. The southern areas of Lugo are full of forests like the one in the pic attached.

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Sorry, I meant Murray 2016. My bad.

you mean sex???

I liked St Lucia and the Bahamas. In Jamaica people came up on jet skis to the beach to sell drugs to tourist which was kinda sketchy so I’d probably skip that

He wasn't better than Murray in 2016.

>Extremadura
Why?

We drove from Madrid to Seville
Seville was by far my favorite spot on our trip.
Absolutely gorgeous city.

Top kek
I'm pretty sure I was the only black guy in Spain not selling counterfeit merchandise on the street

OK. Please tell me that you visited Toledo on the way.

We were going to but didn't have time.
We barely had enough time for Seville because we went to Tenerife two days later.
Frankly we spent too much time in Madrid and Barcelona. I wish we could've spent a night in Toledo and Cordoba and one more night in Seville but my m8s wanted to go clubbing in big cities

anywhere, did you saw a single girl looking like Caro? Her face type.
anywhere

Idk boris. But I do recommend that you go to Spain. Seems you like iberian looking women a whole lot.

or Sabatini type?

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>$2k to see the shittyo pen
Fuck me

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Just pack a duffle bag and move to Andalusia, boris
There's tons of Russians in Spain anyway.

Yw female fognini
But yeah what's her name?

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I would have masturbated right now if I wasn't in a library. hot DAMN

Ded thread but still made a new one