/cric/ ENGLAND WIN THE WORLD CUP

Richie McCaw, Lorde, Brenton Tarrant

Your boys took one hell of a beating

India maybe the true champions but Pakistan won our hearts

although the scores were tied, NZ is the real winner because I don't like england

isn't domestic cricket between counties?

Why are these dumb cunt brits acting like having cricket on free to air isn’t commercially viable. There’s still enough people interested, it only needs to get better ratings than last night’s re runs of Crystal Maze and QI to succeed, of course it will
The only issue is paying for the broadcast rights

While IPL and BBL have their charm, I still prefer the competition being between countries than some rich ass clubs hijacking all top athletes

Oh long Johnson

Ohhhh long Johnson

Yes. Why ask this

For me, it was Bangladesh.

because no one cares about what county they are from

Hometown pride is far bigger

noooo think of the money that the ECB would miss out on having to put it on free-to-air. sky's money is the heartbeat of cricket in this country, who had even heard of cricket before sky bought it in 2006? exactly. they have introduced far more fans (better fans, who can afford a sky subscription) to the sport with their high quality broadcasting and punditry. Sky getting the rights was the best thing that ever happened to cricket in this country

exciting/important/friendly reminder that the test championship (read: test world cup) begins this year.
if you don't know about this, it is essentially a test match league that will go on over the course of 3 years with the two top teams playing a decisive series at the end of it. so if you are sad by the cwc ending just know that BEST cricket finally actually counts for something big (for non english/aussies anyway), so we are ensured comfy cricky for a long time to come.

England vs Ireland next week lads

Yhfs hmm

so true

hate Meghan Markle the yank bitch hope she and Harry divorce soon or I will be voting.for a republic

Yorkshiremen do. It's why you get stuff like "England's Stuart Broad" but "England and Yorkshire's Joe Root" from commentators (and not just Vaughan and Boycott).

Are poms so fucking dense these days that they can’t understand synecdoche

Was playing some poker a few hours ago mates. Big 3000.00US pot at stake. Board was A, K, 7, 2, 6. Both of us flip over AK! To my surprise the dealer pushed the pot toward me. WTF? She said, "you win because you threw your chips in faster." My opponent, who I think was a Frog, was seething to no end.

Love being English, lads.

dunno what that word means let alone how to pronounce it

lads
LADS
i've counted up all the stickies Yea Forums's had since some nerd started archiving this board in 2012 and here's some elite numbers

>Wogball: 130
>Handegg: 54
>Baseball: 18
>Basketball: 18
>Summer and Winter Olympics: 17
>Somebody fucking died: 16
>Shitposts and memes: 11
>Boxing: 6
>moot/hiro threads: 4
>UFC: 3
>Boston Marathon bombing: 2
>Masters golf: 2
>Big Brother: 1
>Borussia Dortmund bus bombing: 1
>Eurovision: 1
>BIG DIC /CRIC/: 1
>SMOL COC /HOC/: 0

SMOL COC /HOC/ HASN'T HAD A STICKY LITERALLY EVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO
>b-b-but sochi hockey!
NAH SORRY /HOC/ THAT'S OLYMPICS IT'S LIKE SAYING POWERLIFTING HAD A STICKY BECAUSE OF RIO LMAO EAT SHIT /HOC/

because you’re a dumb cunt
look up the word and you’ll understand what I mean

I only know because of the film synecdoche new york

>enough people interested
think you overestimate the state of uk cricket. You can literally make the same interested claim for any other sport in the uk. Its arbitrary. Theres not enough reason for a tv channel to suddenly decide cricket is what we're gonna put on.
I also guarantee you that fucking countdown will have higher views than a weekday test match.

what was the cricket sticky? Did England get one recently?

btfo

for me its not caring about hoc as I literally never hear about it or care for this "rivalry"

the fuckin final last night m8
we got more posts than the wogball euro final three years ago
archive.4plebs.org/sp/statistics/lthreads/

Why is ICC so shit lads? Cricket would easily be more popular if they took a LITTLE initiative . Introduce cricket in school curriculum, have creative workshops on cricket or something, help build stadiums in non cric countries, host more international matches, export coaches from south asia rather than players.
It'd be one thing if people weren't interested in the game but it's like nobody even knows the game and thinks it's some kind of complicated rocket science

>I also guarantee you that fucking countdown will have higher views than a weekday test match.
do you think that has anything to do with the fact that countdown is on FTA and test cricket isn't? wouldn't have thought so right

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I think you underestimate just how badly daytime free to air television does. Maybe it isn’t penetrating to your sad deano existence but most people aren’t watching countdown, whatever that is. It’s on because it’s cheap to make and they need to put something there
Sport is still a bigger draw, I understand that cricket is doing poorly in England but even completely niche stuff like the Tour de France succeeds on free to air here

>implying the brainiac didn't know about the boundaries tiebreak rule and purposefully selected big hitting players just in case it came up

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based Yea Forums watching our sport
nah mate I’d rather watch countdown

I genuinely dont think that has anything to do with it. Over 50s go fucking mad for countdown. Its actually mental.

How do I achieve this iconic look?

you know test cricket used to get 5+ mil tv audience before it moved to Sky, right? Sky can just afford to pay WAY more than the BBC or any other FTA station is willing to.
It'd be the same in Aus if we didn't have legislation that protected FTA sports.

what I mean is if tests were still on BBC and countdown had moved to dave or sky 1, it wouldn't be as popular

Why is this autist so obsessed with British Tv rights?

>>Boston Marathon bombing: 2
fuck i remember those threads
i was in year 12 and browsing Yea Forums all morning in class on my laptop kek

daily reminder that englel cheated

Absolutely NO ROOM to call out your /hoc/ betters after that shit show. That was some backyard sports bullshit to decide the game. "Yeah, b-b-but I win because I hit the ball higher!"

The vastly superior sport of ice hockey decides big games properly by playing the core game as a long as it takes until there's a winner.

>2 Ties in a world cup final match
>Everyone: This is the most unpredictable, nail biting match in a world cup history
>Pakistan: thE MaTcH wAS FiXEd

Why're pakis are such brainlet lowlives?

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might have a wank to some indian porn lads

How long ago was that user?

I’m just bemused by your stupidity, you honestly think fta channels aren’t pursuing cricket broadcast rights because they’d rather show the “”big attractions”” like countdown?
Maybe you’re just a blow in but it’s well known in aus that cricket in England is suffering because sky bought exclusive rights and here there’s also a lot of public and government discourse about protecting local channels’ rights to show sports so it doesn’t kill them off. You seem a bit ignorant on the whole subject

Ice hockey lasts 8 hours?
Ice hockey has both the sides doing different jobs?

>cricket is dead m8
Oh no no no no no
youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ey-h-KUXA

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every test before it moved to sky.
also the most recent game of cricket on english FAT got 8.6 mil so there's that

>bob marley
wasnt this by a british band though?

Just dont understand why youre so interested in tv. Are you doing a degree in broadcasting? I honestly think only channel 5 would risk putting cricket on again but not sure hiw popular it is amongst benefit scroungers

I mean the 05 ashes was considered the greatest showdown in the history of cricket and IT WAS PRETTY DAMN BIG
Nobody could've seen cric going downhill from there

around 100 balls to go I turned the match off and went upstairs fully heartbroken
only to to then watch the next 30 mins via the William hill odds and then eventually came back when it had swung back our way

>Bob Marley - I Don't Like Cricket

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pretty sure he's more interested in saving cricket in england than actual english tv lad

>Ice hockey lasts 8 hours?
Longest game in hockey history is 8 hours and 27 minutes.

Yeah and the most recent womans football game? Why did the bbc stop showing cricket if you know so much genius?

G

Yeah it's not Marley.
youtu.be/fUNTk5xsxk4

They were proven to be brainlets when they were complaining about their cap wearing a kurta at his visit to buck but not about him being a smartass.
>re...remember champions trophy
kek

Shut your whore mouth sore loser, if NZ had won it would've been on the same technicality, both teams had an equal chance at winning and the better team came through, like I came in my pants when it happened. You little bitch wouldn't be whining if NZ had won, and there was no other way of deciding the winner when it came to the draw(which England played very well to get to, unlike poopeeland). I'm so fucking annoyed at you cunts not being able to take a simple loss, in fact you turd nuggets shouldn't even have been in the final, India should've beet you losers but you just lucked out, so don't come talking about losing over some technicality( which both teams Btw knew was the way a tie game would be settled and NEITHER CONTESTED IT BEFORE THE MATCH BEGUN SO POEZEALAND HAD EVERY CHANCE TO TELL THE REFS HEY WE'RE NOT GINNA PLAY IF IT WILL BE DECIDED BY TEVHNICALITY BUT YOU SID ANYWAY YOU GREEDY FUCKING CUNTS) now shut your gucling gob you absolute loser piece of shit nation with a British flag

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We'll have to give him honourary citizenship

because the ECB are greedy and sky could offer many times more money for the rights. dumbfuck

Inbreeding

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wasn't it like 25 mil. you think it would have gotten such an audience had it been on pay tv lol?

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But according to you sky got rights way after that point.

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Isn't becoming a brit national while being oz kind of a downgrade?

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>Eleanor Busby
kek

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For the last time, he isn't even large headed. Say something about his neural architecture if you want to do so.

Share the same head of state, why not make the extra leap and serve the colonial forebears.

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I don't think the kiss specifically is saying that but what do I know

genuinely cant tell if thats his gf or his mum

Reminder that the debate over whether cricket should be on tele or not cuts to the heart of the debate over the dominant economic philosophy of the past forty years.

why do poos dickride him so much?

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mfw when reading these English comments on normienet
>wowzie what a game...it was my first cricket game but I was so nervous lol. Now I'm a little interested

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and whats this debate lad?

Because he's one absolutely fine lad and a top class athlete

you're mum gay

Can't bear reading indian english why are there always ridiculous mistakes like putting ONE quotation mark in

Can anyone tell me the difference between aus and nz flags and why that is the case?

youve got a tiny willy

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if you can't tell the difference you are actually blind.

White stars on oz and red on nz
Dunno why
Dunno why they still keep a union jack either

we have more stars representing our states and territories

no need to change it since the dominant culture and heritage is that of the people who colonised this country

He's the gentleman in the gentlemen's game.

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>he mad

I also love kane, really good man and a blessing for nz cricket. I think his popularity in india is helped a lot by him being captain of sunrisers and winning a title with them, also being top run scorer in the IPL as captain. asian cricket is full of big personalities so he sticks out as a really humble person and the dickriding is just natural indian enthusiasm.

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need recs? search for pankhuri.

I understand that they both have stars representing the southern cross. was wondering why the extra star for one of them.

Stopped watching after India lost, like a true patriot, and then my friend told me about how the final match went down
what the fuck? Why is cricket so retarded? Why not give them another super over to play? So stupid. Are you kiwibros seething?

we got a fucking kiss reader here mates

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this flag captures the aussie spirit. a scrappy, lovable bunch.

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It's impossible to not love him after you've seen the Oye Hoye video.

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literally the harry kane of cricket

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Should have been another superover. Penalties in soccer go on forever. Should be same here.

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Still seething tbqh.

what does this mean? I don't watch soccer

So...ummm..when is BEN STOKES getting knighthood?
>lovable bunch
???

Christ this is a powerful vibe

they are very similar because kane williamson is caled kane and that is the same name as harry kane.

Someone explain this to me, not the game of indian baseball shit is too complicated and im not intrested, but exactly how a champion is deffined in a tie without an actual played tie breaker?

means hes the good talented guy in an underachieving team

We did play a tie break - that was the Super Over. This was drawn so the team with the most boundaries (England) won.

There was a tie breaker...but it ended in a tie as well. Then ICC resorted to meme criteria of most boundaries hit

kinda like if an nba game seven was tied 97-97, then they did extra time and it was 123-123, and they gave it to the team who scored the most three pointers.

NZ are overachievers

they did play a tie breaker
that was a tie to, so it came down to hit more boundaries
>indian baseball
baseball and cricket were both invented by the english. the former played by subhuman amerimutts while the latter is played by anglo nations like australia new zealand and england.

maybe bottlebabbies is a better term

What I don’t understand is that every other conceivable tie break criteria (NRR, table position, etc) would’ve had england winning so why are people crying about it?

Only potential difference could’ve been wickets and if that was the rule then England wouldn’t have thrown wickets away chasing twos at the end and played for the draw instead

How does it feel to be 5 times wc champion yet cric still being known as indian baseball KEK

>underachieving
I get why you might think that but our cricket team is the exact opposite of your soccer team. the reason your team underachieves is because developing international players isn't a concern, the main motive is profitability of domestic leagues. we have 140 or so professional cricketers, so over 10% play for the blackcaps, but we overachieve because promising players are developed early, given coaching and a fair bit of freedom to fail because letting undeveloped players learn at the international level is one of the main strategies of our cricket board. also our greats never leave, they stick around behind the scenes as mentors, coaches and develop the next generation.

should be a compositw of wickets and runeate desu

>underachieving
Literally wut? Cricket is extremely niche in nz. SO much that your average kiwi doesn't even know Shane Bond. It's unbelievable that they're so good at it. It's like Slovakia being water polo finalists

well tbf im talking about tottenham not england. theyre probably more similar to nz than england are

test cricket only real cricket. ODI and T20 is meme. We're best test playing nation in the world. Why people associate cricket with India now and not cheating anglos who win with meme crap like more boundaries

Those metrics would never be used for a final, if the game was rained out (a no result) the trophy would've been shared according to ICC rules. It was a terrible end to a great match, nobody is mad at England, just frustrated that something so arbitrary decided the game when another super over could've been bowled or the trophy could've been shared as a no result.

Reminder it was a 5 not a 6

they call it that deridingly because something being associated with inida is perceived badly, so nice self own.

Yeah whatever all the population of those countries combined is like what 1/8th of India? And thats not counting Pakistán aka mussie loos, the fact that the english invented the game means shit the ones running it know are the loos, same with Canada and basketball

As for the game, shit sounded as a meme decition, but if its within the rules no reason to seeth about

>australia: 5 world cup wins and the most dominant test nation in history
>india: 2 world cups, dogshit at test cricket
you dont know anything about cricket lad

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my favourite thing aobut england winning this world cup is anytime some wogball fan says england wont win a world cup, some random non-cricket watcher chimes in saying they won a world cup last night and a million south americans SEETHE
absolutely based lads

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i've literally never EVER seen anybody try and politicise australian cricket victories. what's with this shit in the UK? even when khawaja saved us in pakistan no one did this shit

some grim political commentary coming out of this win for you guys, makes the loss a little easier to take knowing you are going to have to put up with that.

Kek what sort of faggot shit is this

Not a terrible idea. Aussiees draw cricketers from their entire population regardless of class which is why they've been dominant. Same with kiwis in rugby too

This campaign will dismally fail, loads of Labour's MPs went to a private school and more than half send their kids to them. Just bizarre.

>baseball and cricket were both invented by the english. the former played by subhuman amerimutts while the latter is played by anglo nations like australia new zealand and england.
No. As per English tradition, codifier gets the credit. The rough concept of tennis was invented by the French and named as such, but modern tennis is credited as an English invention because they refined the rule set. Same with baseball. "English baseball" was played first by hitting the ball with the hand. Then I suppose it evolved into rounders, but rounders was first mentioned in literature around 1830, while baseball has many mentions before then. Even if baseball did evolve from rounders, the two sports barely resemble each other.

Oh, and lol at implying we play the "lesser game." After the immensely retarded way that final was decided, you have no room to call out any sport as inferior, even something as shitty as soccer that ends in a tie 30 percent of the time and is decided by a Mario Party minigame.

Irony of it of course is that if we'd had lost, then the sorts saying 'diversity is evidently our strength!' (the overarching theme being pushed between the lefty seething) would not be blaming diversity at all.

Have you prepared your anus for big long Irish cock?

Wasn't one ofthe most recent superbowls effectively decided on a coin toss ?

Why don't leafs play cricket like the rest of the colonies? Is it too cold?

too gay lamo

Wut? No super bowl has ever even gone to over time, ties in american football happen like once every 2 season or so

Half-right, they're too French.

Thetve been in the world cup before though havent they?

They have another big daddy and play thier sports more

>First played 18th-century England
this is not looking good for you lad

archer had a really good spell, but I cannot for the life of me understand the praise for his super over. bowled a freebie, got smashed for 6, had morgan changing fielding positions to calm him down and coach him and still conceded the same as boulty. feel like the English media has shown us literally no recognition, they're writing fairytale articles.

Literally happened in 2017

already wanked, but i'll check her(?) out

He means the overtime coin toss at Super Bowl LI.

I meant play as in not play like dogshit

Its called the unpent catharsis of english anal repression

No. Because you still have to score a touchdown after winning the coin toss. The football equivalent would be giving the team who had more yards the win in the event of a tie.

yes her

tfw no Indian gf

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wonder what the pitches would be like. Imagine the cold winters would be an issue for pitch/outfield condition?

>wiki panel blurbs are facts

"It was not until the 16th century that rackets came into use and the game began to be called "tennis", from the French term tenez, which can be translated as "hold!", "receive!" or "take!", an interjection used as a call from the server to his opponent.[6]

French named it tennis, came up with the concept and rules, but modern tennis's rule set was develop by the English.

bruh that looks like a man tho my g

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And the cricket equivalent would be a team winning a coin toss, batting, hitting a 4 and being declared the winner. If they didn't hit a four then the other team would have to.

Would they have an ice cricket varient?

that was about baseball kek

Pretty sure ice cricket is an actual thing already

looks like a walmart Salma Hayek

:)

I thought if a knockout game was rained off the team higher in the table won. That's what people were talking about when the India/NZ semifinal got some rain anyway (mostly Indians because it would mean India going through).

it is, watching the ice cricket games with Yea Forums was so much fun

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Probably like soccer and rugby, there was a group of games that both rounders and baseball evolved from and had in common.

They still had to hit the 4 (although, the better analogy would be a 6, since that is cricket's highest scoring play). And a coin toss is fair.
>so is the boundary rule mate!
No, because a team who relies more on small ball scoring (1s and 2s, etc) is at an inherent disadvantage, even if they are just as potent of an offensive team overall. There's no defense of this rule, which is why it will changed. It's shit.

And yes, I don't like the "golden touchdown" rule, either. Both teams should get an offensive possession in OT, but it's still considerably less shit than the boundary tie break. And I'm not criticizing it because England won or whatever. The shitty rules aren't your team's fault. I'm just calling out a shitty rule.

1966
2003
2019
_____?

2020

we can only win tournaments at home
(2003 was hosted by Australia which is basically England)

Nope Northern ireland is bringing it home next year

>that was about baseball kek
You're missing the point. Any idiot can edit the wiki panel to say "first played...". Read the history and tennis from France to England evolved in the exact same way as baseball did from England to the US. Rough concept to refined rule set, dimensions, etc. If England gets credit for inventing modern tennis, the US gets the same credit for inventing modern baseball. Wiki panel blurbs don't change the facts.

Hence why englamb cant seem to win a test idown under

>And yes, I don't like the "golden touchdown" rule, either. Both teams should get an offensive possession in OT,

Fucking this, Just give the other team one last drive if they are stopped then its over

Norn Iron is a province of England

yeah, that only applied for semi finals, the reason being that it's a fair reward for the team who qualified higher and a no result isn't possible in a semi final. by the way, the super over itself is a T20 invention and shouldn't have been anywhere near an ODI world cup final, I believe the old tiebreak was wickets in hand but even that is quite a disadvantage to the team chasing imo.

>Fucking this, Just give the other team one last drive if they are stopped then its over
I don't know why the rule makers in any sport complicate this shit so much. Figure out a way to determine ties through, you know, by playing the actual fuckin' sport as it was drawn up, instead of having to resort to coin tosses, golden goals/TDs, penalty shootouts, and now boundary rules.

The counterarguments are always about player fatigue, viewing experience, and what have you. Then at that point, refine your sport so ties don't happen or players can play longer (i.e. unlimited substitutions). Sports shouldn't be decided by mini games and tie breakers picked out of a hat.

Sir Ben Stokes

O cant think of a sport wherr ties are impossibme plus practically games cant go om forever. Wimbledon realised this when their no tiebreaks 5th set rule resulted in ridiculous results like 28-26 final set. and now they dont do it anymore.

>descendant of Scottish Protestants
>more likable than Scotland

What did NI mean by this?

first time i've seen some misspell 'I'

because they kill and beat up the Irish while the Scots allow them to cuck them in their own football league

Im phoneposting in a wsy where im typing blind

Ties will always be a possibility in any sport during regular time, but sports that continue to play the main sport in extra until there's a winner are (and where scoring chances are plentiful enough to ensure the game doesn't go on forever):

Basketball
Volleyball
Baseball
NHL playoff hockey

And I'm in the right thread to ask if Aussie Rules and Rugby have tie breaks, which believe they don't.

Limited overs cricket should go to super overs until there is a winner. Cricket rarely, rarely ties, so a winner through super overs won't go on for that long.

I think all runs on a runout should be discounted.

I think deducting extras is also a good idea

I just think you keep bowling super overs until someone wins
yes theoretically it could go on forever, but so can penalty shootouts. they never do

Like deducting extras from the bowling sides batting total instead of adding it to the othrr team?

rewatching the finish now
anyone know who this is??

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>I just think you keep bowling super overs until someone wins
Simple. With the way cricket works, slim chance the match goes on for even another hour. Don't know why this boundary rule was implemented.

shes dat bitch off game of thrones

its 15 from 4

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

Fucking english bias. ICC was bribed by a few figures in British high society because they knew it would benefit english big hitters amd new they needed to win this world cup for english cricket. The initials of one of these bribers is PM.

*Wins by 0 runs*

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too american more like

new zealand lost, to save cricket

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deduct all extras and whoever scored the most legitimate runs wins.

does he still post here? are you the guy who is chinese but pretends like he only lived there for a while?

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Ayy, I bought this paper today. I couldn't get The Times tho which was kino.

nah fuck that

literally, genuinely, and unironically this

YOU ARE KIDDING ME
YOU ARE KIDDING ME

>when you get spotted getting out the hole in The Great Escape

it's better than boundaries hit I reckon, if you want to show bias toward batsmen in a tiebreak at least go all the way with it

>tfw no indian gf to pump full of ANGLO seed

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made for BAC (big AFGHAN cock)

Isn't an Afghan a breed of dog?
Dirty Dutch freak

i would go and get one as i do have the times voucher but im already pissed and also i bought a couple of ts so i dont feel like i need the paper at this point

have 6

tfw you'll never be a British soldier in the Raj with a pick of the hottest Indian slags

;_;

lel

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Let's come up with ideas for replacement of Super Over
>It's 2 overs, but with every 3 balls the fielders have to move in 10 yards from the boundary, so for the first 3 they can be on the boundary but by the last 3 they have to be at least 30 yards in

I reckon the best way to fix this would be to play two innings each rather than one. Also allow a team to bat until they get out. To win a team must bowl the other team out twice without them ever reaching their cumulative total.

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hmm maybe we should implement this idea in the next ashes.

that could go on forever though, I reckon a day allocated for each innings should be more than adequate, but add another day just for possible weather incursions to be on the safe side

do they get morgsy back now that his work is done? feels only fair

Serious idea for all forms
>a team shouldn't be out until all batsmen are out. So your last lad continues to bat by himself but obviously he'd be trying to survive, hit boundaries or run 2s. If he misjudges any running then the bowler has a free shot at the stumps for the rest of the over and if they hit it then it's recorded as a run out
>ywn see a number 11 batsman all alone in the middle grinding out a draw with an innings of 0 not out from 72 balls

>french champagne
going to be a weird post-brexit world for you guys

that's the fucking tiebreak right there

impressive level of seeth

I don't think it would work as a tiebreak but would be amazing for tests
>you think you've got England out for 300 but Stokes smashes another 60 on his own

just think it would be absolute kino sending boulty out in the middle alone to score more than wood before he's out. to make it a little fairer on the tailenders, have steve smith on stand by at all finals to bowl his spin

extra day defo needed since the majority of english county 4 day games end in fucking draws...

it's one tosspot pressure groups twitter account tbf, wouldn't take much stock in it. Like rees mogg trying to shoehorn in some point about europe doesn't make him emblematic of the country either

>British GP 2025
>spraying jeroboams of Frosty Jacks on the podium
>tfw race never went ahead because of rubber tariffs

if you don't like multiculturalism, don't celebrate this victory, simple as

How do we all feel about the test championship lads? I think this ashes series will be the first games to count toward the points table. I love the idea personally, it's got me pumped to play fucking SL next month.

>being against private schools

why would anyone be against creating actually competent ppl?

i went to a comprehensive school and it was fucking shit and now im a retard.

thanks obama.

2 FROM 1
2 FROM 1

I hope it invigorates tests again outside the usual grudge matches but I can't see it. hope I'm wrong.

Yes they sure have created some real competent MPs over the last 10 years kek

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is it anything different from the test rankings? But they get to suck more shekels out of a preexisting arrangement? Create a new copywrite and noncompete clause?

Its been shown that private schools dont add any benefit to peoples lives over the fact that they are selective. Unintuitively most of the benefit of private schools is genetic aince they usually select illigent kids... something that is largely a genetic construct. Literally both sides talk out their arse on this issue. The main benefit i can think of in private schools is possibly things like social connections and maybe etiquette but generally, being in a private school vs state school wont affect say your likelihood of getting into the university you want. The reason why rugny players and cricketers are more likely private school educated is probably borne more out of middle class cultural reasons than any kind of privelage. Working class kids prefer football.

I love it when a plan comes together

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and because private schools take sport seriously tbqh. they make them play it and have decent coaching from a young age.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Merret
>He was the first to document the deliberate addition of sugar for the production of sparkling wine
>On 17 December 1662 he presented Some Observations concerning the Ordering of Wines to the Royal Society. In this paper, unearthed by wine writer Tom Stevenson, Merret describes winemakers adding quantities of sugar and molasses to make the wines drink brisk and sparkling.[8] Today this would be called the méthode champenoise

Fuck the French!

Rule, Britannia!

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Dont think its to do with that. Doubt unless affiliated with a club, a school would have the ability to have systematically beneficial coaching. Like i said its likely cultural. E.g. Football players arent normally associated with private schools.

It's the ICC so there's a lot of criticism to be made about the arrangement of it all, NZ still not going to play more test cricket whereas the big money boards continue to play more which this could've and should've fixed if they cared at all about the game and not continuing to plunder it for profit. But, as a test cricket nerd, I'm happy we have a centerpiece for our game and a trophy that says "This was the best test cricket team of this era". I imagine the final will be a great event too.

>tfw went to private school
anyone else?

What kind of tier? we talking like eton or some 100 quid a month borstal?

you’re wrong. private schools take rugby especially very seriously. they don’t play football.

i played rugby at a club, no one went to a private school. yet 61% of english players in the rugby premier league went to private school. only 7% of people go to private schools.

yeah but just a regular 10K/year one

not one of those 30K/year public schools

"ill be apologising for that for the rest of my life"

no doubt it was a blind testing after ingesting that much methanol from that hooch

Where exactly Im wrong. Yes its cultural. This is what ive said. Middleclass culture do rugby and cricket more. Private schools are middleclass. But these schools dont train top players per say. Its just that these schools have more rugby and cricket teams when state schools are less likely to do so

MP don't count.
They're not real people.

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went to a $12k a year one. was a literally who small private school.

some private schools are very into sports, there is a few which are renowned for it and lots of people try and go for sports scholarships to them if they're super into it

Part of it is because private schools actually spend a lot of time doing them.. for example at my primary school we did sports 4 afternoons a week. There was a lot of drilling etc. too even for fatties who hated sports. On top of that you had PE which was an entirely separate lesson where you did things like athletics.

this is a cricket thread user
try Yea Forums or /tg/ for card games

Where does the money get spent on them ones? It's my understanding the teachers dont get paid that much more than normal teachers

I wuz robbed.
We had one PE lesson a week: cross-country in the winter, football in the summer.
Nothing else.

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>all these britbongs in the thread
based
cant wait for the ashes. hope all the cazzies stick around for the banter

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we did cross-country once per week I remember, every thursday, PE was once per week but timetabled anywhere like a regular lesson.

rugby in christmas term, footie in easter and cricket in summer.

Secondary was 2x rugby then cricket in the summer.

im from a comfy middle class background and still went to a state school, most middle class people go to state schools. rugby and to a lesser extent cricket were fairly big in my small town, i tried out both growing up. yet private schools dominate these sports because they have the resources and the will to do so. they have sports scholarships for where they half their fees if they are good at rugby or whatever. even in the olympics 37% of british medals were won by former private school students. they take sport seriously dude, and hire good coaches.

should be a great series desu, aussies starting to get their mojo back a bit and england on a high
hope the ireland test is a good one and more competitive than people expect

>jimmy is injured

It's going to be half the series.

Smaller classes mainly. So better teacher:pupil ratio which I guess is the same thing as paying more for teachers.

imagine cumming inside her RAW
one day..

If youre playing for a privaye school team theres probably no need or desire to play for the local rugby club. Also if your local rugby club has no private school students it also might be to do with how many people in that area generally go to private schools.

Sure drilling thing helps alot defintely but doesnt explain why there are such class differences e.g. with football vs cricket whilst some sports not associated with schools generally. I reckon private schools probably give more advantages sportwise than universitywise in some cases. facilities wise

the ireland test against pakistan was actually good. dunno how theyll go against england but hopefully its a decent showing.

>mcgrath injured in 2005
>jimmy injured in 2019
its our year la. the ashes are coming (staying) home.

Yes certainly private schools invest more in whatever they do but the preference is cultural and im sure that the benefit is more about giving students the opportunity to partake and play competitively in a sport as opposed to the quality of coaching. Obviously the scholarship thing too.

mark wood's time to shine

hate that man, it's a wonder how he even managed to keep around the team despite averaging 40+ for fucking yonks

at least he was okay in the world cup

MUH PACE
MUH INTIMIDATION

Englands bowling quality is indicative of the state of ODI

hilarious thing is that was the only reason they kept him around before, MUH PACE

and yet he could barely touch 88-89mph

seeing him touch 94-95 in the WC final convinced me they upped the speedgun readings a bit just for show

first time since harmison and flintoff that weve had a paur of genuine pacers

just glad we don't have bresnan or dernbach tier bowlers knocking around anymore desu

Roy LBW
Taylor LBW
Guptill Review
Extra Overthrow Run (c)
Boult Overstep
Lucky Inside Edges (wk)
de Big Guy dropped catch
Archer Murder Balls
The Sun In Nicholl's Eyes
The Super Over tm
Boundaries

no, but when the synec in the doche is a load of towns and cities you fucking hate the trope kinda breaks down

Only boomers like me when a decent left arm seamer like franklin got converted into a batsman.

Only boomers like me forget to put words like "remember" into a sentence

Still feel bad for the Kiwis, will this feeling ever pass

streamable.com/zb2fm

The fact that it should've been five and we lost a game in which we never actually trailed is going to make this impossible to get over.

wanna know how to get over it? cut off your left arm. you'll never even think about that stupid match again because you just cut off your own limb off for no reason at all

>Ashes soon

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w-we'll bounce back. guppy, kane, taylor, boult, all of them, they'll all get another shot for a big trophy right? because they all deserve it and this amazing team won't fade away without having won anything and had their moment of glory, right?
right? ;_;

listening to a talksport world cup final special atm and have got tuffers and vaughn which is also on now paused to listen to after

>never actually trailed
>15 runs behind in the super over

16 million views in less than one day
#9 on trending in the US

The power of gentleman’s game. The power of New Zealand winning hearts. Like if you agree

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>what do you mean was he out Tony, look at the fuckin replay

Might join a monastery lads

Have sex

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Why are people boasting about views when about 50% of them or more can be attrobuted to the internet being bigger and more connected around our lives than ever before. Baseball is still the chad ball-bat game around.

I'm a pretty big gridiron fan and played it at uni in the states. If this happened in that sport even in a regular season NFL contest or important NCAA game it would be a crisis of conscious for the whole game and rules would changed. You saw it this year with the Saints, I disagree with the solution but at least they are proactive.

To just get utterly robbed is one thing. But to be utterly robbed and have the ICC proudly boast how big of a success the final was and how happy they are with the result. It's genuinely infuriating. I don't expect umps to get every call or for technicalities not to come into play, but for nothing to be done about it because the ICC wanted England or India to win and as long as the tournament has the desired winner all is in order...fuck that's uncompetitive and makes you question why you should show up unless you're one of the exalted sides.

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For everything else there's MasterCard

Not even joking. If i was one of them id have a few mcewans prior and stick the midsle finger up at that bitch

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tbf to may she seems like a genuine cricket fan

Reckon the lads should have popped a suit on to meet mummy May

>Nothing to be done about it
Such as what?

how did mark wood get so short and plunkett so ugly? also dont recognise like a quarter of these people

reminder this was the last chance your "golden generation" ever had to win the world cup

New Zealand will NEVER be able to challenge for it again. Santner ducked the dream the of NZ cricket forever.

This is post

the new zealand team should hang their heads in shame

they let down their country when it really mattered

Don't agree with that desu, they're always decent.

kane williamson should resign the captaincy

his position is untenable after such a shameful showing

>trending
trending means nothing. trending means someone at jewtube put it there. trending doesn't mean it got there organically. `

Don’t care, it still matters to Americans.

this desu, they'll come back strong
hopefully it inspires the next generation of cricketers there as much as it hopefully will here

Yes, it got more views because of trending. Hopefully Trump will hang these youtube jews for their fraudulent practices.

>come play this rigged game where the umps blow massive calls and biased tiebreakers punish your style of play!

yea mate not sure how thats gonna play out. the ICC wants us gone anyways, 4.5million people they'd be ecstatic if we'd fuck off so someone else could take our spot.

Quite unbelievable how the English have managed to be so vile about this win considering the circumstances.

SEETHING /hoc/kold

Blame Piers Morgan and his bribes for ICC rule changes

He’s literally the best in the world right now

OH NO NO NO

it is shakib bro

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cringe

bro it is shakib

After the WC, I'm watching Cricket for the rest of my life.

Is it me or is Sophie Turner abit too zoomer for our tastes?

in a sune state of mind

Relive the super over
youtube.com/watch?v=WsnROgKpqWM

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Based.

>putting ONE quotation mark in
tbf that's the last image of 12

So a couple of errors and a tie breaker that no one would ever expect to actually be required means the ICC rigged the whole thing?
You're sounding a bit unhinged

>You're sounding a bit unhinged
Sounds like any kiwi to me if I’m really honest.

Lad theres a story about piers morgan comin out in tomorrows papers

Imagine not loving cricket after watching that game

Yeah well at least it’s in front of some American normies over here who will get a chance to see our based sport

just woke up

>our

hearing megan rapinoe smashed him with a strapon whilst she screamed "howzat you phone hacking pig"

Who?

>shameful showing

>scored the same as us for fewer wickets

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based canada global t20 coming up soon

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they lost

that's all there is to it

world cup winning kane williamson

Kindly refrain from bracketing me with that idiot.
He's probably Scottish, anyway.

Good morning boro

he’s finally lost it lads

ENGLAND WON WORLD CUP
NEW ZEALAND WON BILLION HARTS
#RESPECT FROM PAKISTAN

Cannot fucking wait, gonna be kino as fuck.

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Cringe.

are there even any fucking canadians in this shit

"nice guys" new zealand

5 runs not 6

>no England (World Champion) players

pretty trash tournie gotta admit

This except for the Pakistan part.

So true

it is shakib bro

oooo...i'm a rajibul for kicks now

Nice sportsmanship. Well done mate.

It is my college

dont believe in golden generations
how do you know the next generation wont be even better

want to see bangladesh win a world cup in the 'bul's lifetime

My right sock agrees.

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Must be pretty fucking grim supporting a team who you know will never have a chance of winning a world tournament in your lifetime and the next few as well

>me on the right

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life long Winnipeg Hawks here, >we're bringing it home

anyone else found it kinda pathetic how sorry New Zealand feel for themselves?

Dude in 2019 : Have you seen a better match than this ?
Me: No
Dude in 2060 : which is your favorite match of all time
Me: 2019 WCW final

I have a friend who supports Newcastle who's in his 60s.
They haven't won a trophy in his lifetime. At least I've my team got 2 worthington cups

feel bad seeing this

just remembered we're playing the aussies in the boxing day test lads

remember guys world cups are now a sympathy prize for losers because they "tried their best"

personally i believe they deserved to lose like that because of the seething kiwi

if only india had been on the end of that yesterday instead of NZ desu

Sir Ben Stokes

Can’t wait for summer

WCW on revival watch

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they would have fucking rioted and lynched icc and england would have been forced to share that trophy. you should be glad it wasn’t them

inject it into my veins

business idea: wcw nitro replaces raw

give it 8 more years lads.

Very few. I reckon most are the guys without Wikipedia articles. And the “Canadians” are all South Asian.

;_;

Shall invest

Literally never understood how people can remember WCW fondly. It was always shit in comparison to the Raw of the era.

Hey guys, Tim here. Given you some slack recently but please keep it on topic.

Thanks for your hard work Tim. Will let you know if anything needs your attention.

>test cricket is back next week

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Disgusting cunt

Apologies Tim

Ah yes, that should ruin Christmas nicely.

KEK imagine willingly going to slaughter on Christmas.

bit cringe the way rashid and moeen like flee away from the champagne, just think its posturing and they want the media to pick up on them doing it, could just walk slowly don't have to act all startled like a couple of faggots

it's Yea Forums you doughnut, there are always going to be some shitposters. if you think this was bad, imagine if you'd lost in the same fashion to India or Australia

Shouldn't have stepped on the rope mate. Wouldn't have made any difference if that catch had been taken. Seethe more.

sight of piers morgan in a cricket shirt makes me feel sick

lol no, we'd have been far worse. like pretty much everyone but south africa (who are used to tieing in comical fashion

Nitro was much better than RAW until about 97 and then they fucked it. The NWO was the hottest thing in wrestling for two years until WWF decided they had to be edgier to compete

really makes me think... friggin BASED

feel like south african cricket needs a bit of a renaissance, along with kenya and zimbabwe

>Ikeepmateeth Inajarbesidemabed

>I'm a pretty big gridiron fan and played it at uni in the states.
Let me guess: You were a kicker on a noncompetitive FCS team or a full-blooded Maori hambeast linebacker on a noncompetitive FCS team.

Isnt gridiron a dead sport like from hundred years ago or more?

Nah it’s just what foreigners call handegg

That audio effects my autism.

Tell us about that in 30 years when the Kiwis are still fucking crying about it.

ah my bad. probs coz i only heard the term when i was reading about the history of football

already stopped caring about cricket lads not gonna lie

Ye. I think it’s mostly an antiquated term. Everyone here just says football. Nobody here that isn’t being pretentious means soccer when they say football. In the rare case that someone does need to differentiate, they generally say American football... but I think Wikipedia and the like pooh-pooh that because “What about Canadian football!?”

underarm is no longer my friend

now overthrow and super over tie rules are new friend

3 from 2
3 from 2
3 from 2

Kek. I honestly am sad that it’s not possible to reduce the whole thing into a portable webm that really embodies the kiwi frustration quite like that shot of the bowl followed by McKechnie’s bat toss.

waahh waahhh waahhh

>portable webm
*postable webm
Fuck me

genuinely think boult should have underarmed the last ball.

Maybe because you don’t deserve to be champions?

YOU WUZ ROBBED

Only been dominating ODIs for the last few years lad

score boundaries like you used to duckhid

Kek I keep thinking the same thing, doubtful we'll ever have a team this great again, but obviously not great enough to win the thing.

>number one ranked ODI team beats numbers 2, 3 and 4 in one tournament (even beat number 1.5 times!)

>doesn't deserve trophy

how have you managed to be more salty than the kiwis about this

number 4 1.5 times*

Okay which one of you cunts sent this letter to the editor at the BAKA?
>In 1981 New Zealand were denied a chance to tie a one-day match by a ludicrous rule that allowed underarm bowling. On Sunday it took three ludicrous rules to deprive the Black Caps in a far more important game. First, how can a fair catch, taken inside the boundary and clearly held by the fieldsman, become a six? Second, when a ball thrown back in from a fieldsman deflected off the bat of a batsman diving to make his ground and subsequently crossed the boundary, the player was awarded the extra four runs. Third, after playing a tied ‘‘super over’’ which never should have been necessary, NZ were defeated by a rule that the winner would be the team that had scored the most sixes. ‘‘Them’s the rules’’ doesn’t wash.

>‘Them’s the rules’’ doesn’t wash.

yikes.. rules are unreasonable when they don't go the way you want it seems..

big fan of the current set of overthrow laws not gonna lie lads

NZ lost fair and square and the 'muh rules' is a shitty coping mechanism.

I am assuming both teams knew in full well the rules however as I don't follow this sport.

>I don't follow this sport.
yikes cringe

Not going to lie, this whole thing has got me interested though.

honestly wondering when some kiwi is going to bitch about the limit on the number of reviews because Wood would've been not out.

PLEASE watch your sport

Might become an international cricket umpire lads

Lads I’m gonna bash you all up unless someone makes a new thread right now

#5not6

Anyone fancy a game of World Cup Cricket?

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How do we play?

by spending more time setting it up than playing the game itself

dang that guy on the right sure has a big wang

Still got goosebumps from yesterday lads. Probably the best moment of my life so far

>hate boundaries
>hate india
>hate jannies

>love wickets
>love cricket
>love new zealand

simple as

sounds like a dull life m8

anybody found a VOD of the match yet? Want to bask in it before reality sinks in and Keaton Jennings gets out for a goldie in the first Ashes match

Reckon I should get a copy myself so as to partition it into a few hundred webms.

It was a pretty dull match 2bh

Just a good finish

We chose curling as our weird British sport. Small towns of 500 people with nothing for miles in any direction will have a curling rink with 4 sheets.

They'll probably do a nice lil boxset on it like they did with 2005 ashes.

Pretty good narrative too. Open with the humiliation of 2015.. the transformation.. the success.. hitting no. 1.. and then coming into the WC and stumbling all over again. The drama intensifies and they need to come back with back to back wins against top teams. They follow through and demolish their rivals in the semis before a rivetting finale full of twists and turns.

The amount of poms having their teeth knocked out when on holiday after trying to use this as "banter" is going to be glorious.

Kane said we didn't lose lads. And you know what? I believe him.

england won

get over you seething loser

>0wc

why doesn't NZ have any darkies on their team lads

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Ice hockey

>implying they'd have any teeth to knock out

Ross taylor and ish sodhi ain't white

England champion for England people and Pakistani

New Zealand champion for New Zealand, indian, Australian, south Africa, Bangladesh, srilanka, West Indies, Afghanistan people

Like and share if you agree

We'd be mining salt for decades

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Only one team gets the trophy though, and as someone has said, winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.

disagree mate all the kiwis here were extremely rude to me so I backed england

He said people, not dogs

Weren't pakis also taking a dump on England on twitter?

Yes everyone is. It was just if an Indian wrote that post they couldn't help but take a dig at Pakistan at the same time

this is what I mean
you can call me whatever but your world cup loss is eternal

Business idea: rematch

Imagine the tv ratings

Imagine ticket sales if they held it in the mcg

Imagine the international interest.

It would be like Muhammad Ali vs Floyd Mayweather in their primes

Business idea: revoke new zealand’s test status for being an incompetent nation that can never win a world cup

>Muhammad Ali vs Floyd Mayweather
It truly would be like a heavyweight absolutely smashing a tiny little lightweight minnow

England is salty is fuck that nobody will acknowledge their illegitimate trophy

Okay cool thanks for posting on Yea Forums

There's definitely a lot of people congratulating, mate. Your lads won their hearts, though.

>win meaningless world cup
>lose the ashes at home yet again

classic englel

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And you won our farts. Sniff on that, cunt

What are we listening to

youtube.com/watch?v=9GdvFiE2R5I

The most hilarious thing is how the Indians seem to be saltier than the kiwis about it. I think all the brainlets at IIT think the transitive property applies to cricket: India lost to NZ who lost to England, so India lost to England.

kek

So is this when we all pretent we now like cricket? Like when we won rugby way back and all pretended to like it more than football. Go cricket come on England score some fucking runs.. It is runs right?

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There's been lads before and there will be definitely be lads after.

you want runs when England is batting and wickets when England is bowling. don't get them mixed up, it won't end well.

I'm just waiting till the woman's bikini mud wrestling world cup finally comes home. Make sky sports news bearable again.

So it's runs. In that case I'm shocked India didn't win.

will be interested to see how badly we get demolished in the ashes lads

Yeah, don't bring any soccer culture with you though mate.

y'all heard it here first la, bumrah-sahni era. it's coming.
youtu.be/c_4-ugXd8Ec

This is our punishment for the win. Never seen one event so politicised.

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NEW
NEW
NEW

It's funny really that actual cricket folk don't even care that England has all these players not born in England or whatever.
Just another hijacking for a cause, it's as stupid as complaining that the French soccer team aren't French because they're black and in a way Fry is arguing within the bizarre ruleset created by his opponents.
I hope this makes a semblance of sense I'm on painkillers and it's late.

make a new thread

Go to You know janny will just delete it if you threadsplit from one that’s already established. Y’all waited too damn long.

Shalnt be posting in a sebbo thread