/trans/ - Jaap Stam edition

>after they won the UCL

fucking dumbass

this should definitely happen
it won't like, but it totally should

>Lewis Dunk
>£45m

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God, I just want to BREED Kate Middleton unttil her womb explodes

if you asked me to tell you who lewis dunk played for or what nationality he is, i'd be struggling
i assume he's english but past that i'm struggling

Any update on the chubby ginger gf to my cock rumour?

Why? She’s literally a stick. Fucking disgusting. Looks like she stopped eating 5 years ago

Pervert!

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Odds slashed after chubby ginger spotted at airport

>he doesnt know dunk and duffy

there may be a hold up on the work permit unfortunately
on account of gingers not having souls

t. fat fuck

well m*n?

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quite homophobic of her

One for the ever-lurking 190
>Sheffield United have seen a bid of £15m rejected by Swansea for striker Ollie McBurnie

The Queen is on literally every single note and coin

He was gay so counts as a woman imo.

what would the smell be? fried fish and fries?

obsessed

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Congratulations, Sevilla

Fuck that dumbass Conceição

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Avoid blue-ticked verified twitter feminazis please.

>TORRES

she is like a professional feminist tbf

keep twitter on twitter you faggots

>a professional feminist
sounds like a miserable job

Getting paid to be outraged?
We do that for free.

i read her book; it's pretty good
i'm a converted feminist. or at least a recovering misogynist

The only good things about women are their face tits ass and pussy

If they’re skinny 2 of those are immediately dead

>face
faggot
also you forgot legs so you are definitely a homo

Who are >we buying lads?

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that is because you are a top 6 bandwagoning plastic, presumably

MOMMY

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love tummies
love backs
love shoulders and graceful collar bones

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stevie g player manager

kek

>i read her book
lmao

bellies > tummies

Forgot to say
>love armpits

>legs

Homosexual spotted. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay.

how do liverpool get players so cheap?
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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Well do something important women

By killing 96 of their own fans.

>another summer
>united signing another player because it was reported city were interested in them

Good deal for Bruno and Liverpool. They need a more creative playmaker like Bruno, and Liverpool is obviously better than United, a sinking ship, City, where he would not be a starter now (he has more chances of being a starter in Liverpool), and even Spurs

Players actually want to play for them

But Liverpool aren’t buying him. That post is a hoax you retard.

they almost certainly pay under the table

For 80 fucking million.
Hope he is a secret VVD or there will be some very angry customers, especially after it priced them out of Bruno.

Money laundering so they can win the net spend cup but miss out on winning the one they want most

You can, but the owner won't give the funds.

after the freak 5th place he went on to set records for losses

if you don't know what that bbc football link goes to simply by glancing at the numbers then you need to go back

joos

Lads. Do you think Klopp might take the Germany job at the end of this season and try and have a run at winning the WC in Qatar?

but it clearly says that he is going to liverpool, can you not read?

Maguire will improve that dogshit defence of Uniteds.
the /arse/ lot were saying they are happy to see the back of Alexis at the time saying he had been shit for months (united fans assumed it was because he lost interest)

If my club appointed Steve Bruce, I'd probably kms desu senpai

Tbf to harry people had a similar reaction to VVD deal, seemed like a rediculess at the time for a midtable player.

How badly is he going to flop?

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>400k/week

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He'll do fine, de ligt is the obvious flop

I imagine the toon fans are just happy Kinnear or Carver are not back

VVD did have a history of being an excellent defender in every team he played, the issue was that he downed tools in his last season with southhampton.
Maguire is okay but he doesn't have the same history of being a very good player in multiple leagues in many clubs.

O-okay mate

we have a manager you mong
based cocu

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This can't be true.

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>posts fake news along with >le fake news man.jpg

Reckon he’ll actually be pretty based in Serie A

what the..
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47203118

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Le Mezzala will fit right in

It’s not. Chill it. Bruno to united is basically confirmed.

>11 February 2019
So you'd rather believe a BBC article based on rumours than Juve's statement to shareholders?

>David Ornstein & bbc
>rumours
its fact, user. 400k/week

how much i fucking hate this pig faced fag

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Why? He’s banta

Enjoy that £350m a week from Brussels to the NHS, I reckon you believe that as well

>muh brexit
why are you having a meltdown about JJ giving aaron ramsay 400k/week?

are you de ligt and have agreed half that or something?

Steve Bruce has just ruined two clubs and his career all at once

Genuinely impressive

How the FUCK did Newcastle go from billionaire takeover and mourinho to mike ashley and steve bruce? Proper sports direct appointment that

he ruined it long ago

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The takeover was just Ashley spouting bullshit to try to get Rafa to sign a new contract

>Mason Mount has signed a new five-year contract with Chelsea

Lads. Cheese and bean or cheese and chorizo toastie?

>chorizo
why dont you just vote remain you piece of shit

How long do I need to lift in order to carry an average woman like this? Weak skelly mode atm

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Have Cheesey Beans, they're like Cheesey Peas but with Beans.

need a bread toastie in my life

need a bread roastie in my lfe

Calciomercato is literally lies.

>Billionaire takeover and Mourinho

Mike Ashley's 5D mind games lad. Funny thing is the Geordies are deluded enough to fall for it every year.

Other journos say the BBC probably heard the £250k per week, assumed it was net wage, then applied the taxes to get £400k per week gross wage. When in fact £250k per week was the gross wage.

why does Griezmann have such gay hair?

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i think that's emmanuel macron lad

Popcorn at the ready, lads

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If you're a man about two weeks

>Calciomercato:
>The De Ligt transfer is ending
>70 million EUR to Ajax including bonuses
>Salary 12 million EUR a season including bonuses
>Raiola fee unknown
>Currently waiting for financial moves going in order. Ajax are very strict on the financial part, so the last things are getting sorted out
>De Ligt is in Turin.

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>England U21 international midfielder Mason Mount has signed a new five-year contract at Chelsea.

>Raiola fee unknown
based Mino
guarantee its at least 15m

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>>Manchester United have agreed an £80m deal with Leicester City that will make Harry Maguire the most expensive defender in history. United will pay £60m for the 26-year-old England centre-back - who will have a medical on Monday - with a further £20m to follow in add-ons. (Sun)

lmao pep did it again
best fucking manager in the world

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>Dutch City bandwagoners
Grim. Well, at least it's Arabs supporting Arabs, I guess.

Isn't Sweden one of the countries where you get ridiculous names like Google?

another masterclass by Pep replacing Kompany with...w-with....um..

Liverpool have never (not even once) won the Premier League

mangala like a new signing

There were rumours about Elvedi, but he's said he's staying another season

Laporte will come good, im sure

Can he change his surname to Hotspur though?

1. Man City
2. Liverpool
3. Spurs
4. Sheffield Utd
5. Chelsea
6. Man Utd

>Steve Bruce arrives at Newcastle
>sells Longstaff for £10m + Phil Jones in return deal
you know its going to happen. when will Fergie's lot get investigated?

they have fairly strict naming laws

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden

does mention that a couple managed to give their child the middle name google though

Still got 24 days left off a transfer window you mong

legendary full back dani alves

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been open for longer than that

Sevilla is not even trying with their new kits lol

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WOAH

so

looks like the generic template kit they give lower league teams

Based Nike.

what a dick

I always thought they had pretty lax laws. I know countries like Switzerland can be pretty strict (set book of names and for foreign names you had to prove it was culturally relevant in your country of origin) and even ones with fucking insane laws like Portugal (Tomas is acceptable, but Tom isn't).

lmao at Monchi looks so pathetic now. thats what happens when you embrace reddit:the team

UK has one of the laxest naming laws in the world. As long as it isn't 'offensive you can name your kid what you like. Which is a bit cruel, mind. Weird how our country is so fucking lopsided. Have liberties and shit like that but say a mean thing about somebody and off to the gulag.

Fuck Monchi

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>say a mean thing about somebody and off to the gulag
relatively sure this doesn't happen

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>kompany

love the guy but lately he's not been the solid best cb in the world he was in previous years

yeah it actially doesn't look that strict at all, nothing like countries where you have to choose from a list of names or whatever

Sweet naive, user.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teenagers-horrific-injuries-after-telling-18211982
>I'd taken my shoes off and this guy came over and said 'I like your feet'.

alright lads, which one of you did this

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Switzerland does that, which is why their popular names basically haven't changed for the past decade. Noah's been the most popular boy's name for like a decade running

arrest me then you smelly cunt

If I can't shout niggers in parliament I am not free.

fuck off monchi you sack of shit

>Gabrielle says when she opens her eye all she sees is 'yellow'.
norwich fans up to their old tricks

Mate you know what I meant when I said 'mean things', don't be dense.

Unironically because they're more prestigious. If a club feels that their player wants to be sold, they'll accept a lower price, because they don't really want a discontent player

reality:
neymar probably said some incendiary shit in that interview to force his move out but after going back to psg he's realised he has to tone it down or else he won't be able to get out of there
so he asked the reporter to can the whole thing in exchange for another exclusive in the future

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Yeah I'm thinking the same.

so what's the latest club that nicholas pepe is being linked with?

Anywhere but Liverpool, with his price he will probably stay another season and leave next season half-price.

Lads, I'm so high RN. Jesus Christ.

Latest on Maguire?

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he's still a mid table player

>tattoo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

really want to eat ass lads

>'men' find this 'attractive'
Grim.

love big chebs nearly as much as i love footy, simple as

>being gay

uh oh
>i.gyazo.com/5c6bff5c508ce0cef1af1e2c8baac1c9.png
>Don't worry la, we were recording too so we have your stolen footage
lmao neymar will stay in paris 3 more years

Neymar is just about to die mysteriously.

you can just paste the image link in the select a file box and it'll post it for you lad

genuinely can't get my head around these """men""" who prefer ass (formerly arse). There is NOTHING more feminine than big bouncy milkers!

gyazo is some protected shit, literally asks for username and pass when trying to post it directly

give it a try

tight match in the netball lads

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worked for me lad

Honestly do hate being a footfag and seeing women out on the weekend. At the end of the night the kebabs are full of bare footed women cause they can’t handle their stilettos

huge fan of hazel getting mogged by these giant netball women

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What is /trans/ listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=_gMq3hRLDD0

youtube.com/watch?v=wJfFU-S3jz4

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>different filename
... ok, then post this one too, related and quite funny
>i.gyazo.com/7f2ccb2408cc07a85b4db395a62dc5b2.png

Birds chirping out on the birdtable.

>Criado Perez
Hmmm I wonder who could be behind this

>Ooh you touch my tra-la-la...

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the radio but its only playing soca shit since its carnival

this time of year is suffering

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Why didn't they shoot him befor he goes back into hiding.

Why would they loan him, if Barca desperately needs cash to pay for Griezman/Neymar.

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Pro tip Its bullshit

fugg xD
it gives me some gyazo pop up that asks for username/pass

Reminder that there are new goal kick rules from next season

>number 11
oh no, not dembele :(
it was supposed to be coushitnho leaving

what is it?

Ball in play as soon as keeper kicks it, doesn't have to leave the area

Ball hitting ref and players leaving at substituion are the other major changes

youtu.be/45cYwDMibGo

It's real.
t. edwards

The top 100 teams in the world. Do you agree?
projects.fivethirtyeight.com/global-club-soccer-rankings/ has the rest.

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Players are allowed to be in the box when the goal kick is taken. This includes both defenders and attackers. To my knowledge though, the attackers aren't allowed to interfere with the actual kick off, if it doesn't leave the box.

Yikes

>Olympiakos
Yeah, that's going to need some League-strength modifiers

State of Monaco

>Players are allowed to be in the box when the goal kick is taken. This includes both defenders and attackers.
Only defenders, attackers still have to be outside the box

youtube.com/watch?v=H9M4XJXnCcw

>bayern above liverpool
>atalanta above juve
>rangers above anyone
>olympiakos

Jesus Christ, what is this?
>Olympiacos 9th
>Atalanta above Spurs
>Leverkusen above Leipzig and Dortmund
>both of them somehow below Eibar
>Dortmund even below Getafe and PAOK

>No Liga MX teams
It's shite

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>tfw no Florence Welch angelic voiced gf
Seriously, being able to sing is the sexiest things a girl can do/have

>implying Liverpool have a team that isn't paper thin
>implying Klopp will be able to sustain his memenpress without his players ultimately getting burned out and get long-term injuries.

The Liverpool fairytale is going to come to an end soon. Their squad has no depth and Klopp's style of play is more draining and is more likely to lead to injury than other styles of play you see in big clubs. The only way you can realistically keep up a memenpress is by having a team full of energetic young players like 2017 Monaco or have a completely stacked side like Madrid in 2016. Liverpool will get hit by the injury bug this year. Mane, Firminho and salad have played in international tournaments for the last two summers and their best midfielder is 33 year old James fucking Milner. No chance the wheels don't fall off the bus is a spectacular fashion.

Club América is the top one, #109.

Ox back like a new signing lad.

Brewster is an Mbappe regen that will win >us at least 1 of the domestic cups.

>Manure looking up at some Young Boys

Tbf I would normally just post
>that flag

But this is tragically true. I don’t want the ride to end but it just cannot continue. Klopp and the board need to push for another CF to cover Firmino. Another top top winger to push Salah and Mane and probably a fullback. All of whom need to be top level and would be at least £60m each. Only city are capable of covering their bases properly nowadays. It’s ogre for us

Easily the most based agent in sports!

Whoa...

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>fivethirtyeight

>At the heart of our club soccer forecasts are FiveThirtyEight’s SPI ratings, which are our best estimate of a team’s overall strength. In our system, every team has an offensive rating that represents the number of goals it would be expected to score against an average team on a neutral field, and a defensive rating that represents the number of goals it would be expected to concede. These ratings, in turn, produce an overall SPI rating, which represents the percentage of available points — a win is worth 3 points, a tie worth 1 point, and a loss worth 0 points — the team would be expected to take if that match were played over and over again.

>Before a season begins, a team’s SPI ratings are based on two factors: its ratings at the end of the previous season, and its market value as calculated by Transfermarkt (a site that assigns a monetary value to each player, based on what they would fetch in a transfer). We’ve found that a team’s market value — relative to their league’s average value — is strongly correlated with its end-of-season SPI rating. Thus, we use these market values to infer each team’s preseason SPI rating.

Thought Mane was at the Afcon?

Liverpool don't really memenpress anymore, it's much more controlled and mature, still need a creative option from midfield though.

Jesus that's some ridiculous autism. Surely they only have to look at it to realise it's fucking ridiculous.

Used to work for Marathonbet.
Utterly grim year.

>best midfielder is 33 year old James fucking Milner.
APOLOGIZE TO FABINHO RIGHT NOW

Radio at work. Close to shooting myself.

also hendo and gini

I bet both of you went to Glasto lol

>Gini
Invisible in away games, I want fans to stop sucking his dick.

sometimes if i don't get in early our fd gets on the speakers first and puts smooth fm on and it's fucking kate garraway and george michael all morning

Hendo is the best midfielder in Europe and a fifpro lock

Literally all their midfielders are just roided press merchants. They’re all shit at football

APOLOGIZE

Fugg I hoped this is bait. But it’s the Ireland poster so it’s not.

Will it still be bait when he is in the team? Idiot

0

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>having all those spy addons just to make this shit easier
G R I M.

6

>actually thinking the fifpro team is relevant in any way.

shitposting is serious business lad
efficiency is key

>Barbados Liverpool customer is back again
/trans/ getting grimmer by the day, lads.

>only 6

Kek no matter how many CLs you win they still don’t count because you NEVER won the league. Fucking hilarious

>thinking 6 is good.

Liverpool have won the league 18 times

Lol. No they haven’t.

They are delusional la

Sorry to break it to you sweety. They’ve never won the premier league.

>it fucking slipped
still makes me lol

Please have six lads.

Cute.

United have won it 20 times, then. Arsenal have won it 13 times, then. Villa and Sunderland 7 times then.

I’m sure Liverpool would really love 6 premier league titles. Shame they have 0

gonna be bonkers when we do the septuple lads

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Going to go full-operation insufferable tbqh

>Hudson-Odoi is stalling on a contract again

Fuck this kid, thinks he's way better than he actually is.

Mentality monsters.

Yeah that's why Utd fans sing 20 times

Lies

We could just sing about the times we won the premier league and champions league together which are the only relevant trophies. If you win CL without premier league then you’ve just won a couple of fluke games hence why Liverpool and Tottenham made it to the final despite not being the best teams

in the order we'll win them
>community shield
>european super cup
>club world cup
>league cup
>premier league
>fa cup
>champions league

So as West Ham expect to sign Haller and are looking to sell Hernandez and Hugill to afford another 15-20 goals a season striker, do you reckon they could make top 7 if they achieve this?

Can't wait la
OUR FUCKING YEAR

Filtered.

If they sign Haller and actually give him a chance by asking Afro winger to supply him instead of trying to bloot all the time it should work.

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Dunno why WHUM don’t go for Ben Yedder. Would be great for them.

Lol that’s not a premier league trophy

this random trip that i used came out with Lfc on the end of it
it's literally our year lads

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Well ofc they will, pellegrini and husillos are a legit force to be reckon with and know how to sign and play players (see Man City)

*wins in german*

>man u target
that’s a yikes from me

Imagine supporting anyone except West Ham United

Well Liverpool wanted Bruno despite him going to united.

>bottlepool

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/35640587/#q35641577

Amazing that Gerrard slipped and then a few years later with all that build up they bottle a 7 point lead.

Imagine thinking they could ever win the PL

It has been prohibited by god.

Imagine being a Man Utd Customer and seeing your team buying meme name after meme name

They will never win the premier league until scousers admit that Hillsbruh was their fault and stop blaming a police force that did nothing wrong.

i can imagine this

who is Arsenal signing lads

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>imagine believing this
why do liverpoo always lie?

Fergie is euro fraud cope

Is "Sheffield United are nailed on for relegation" the least intelligent take of the summer?

>CMN
Ah yes, the good ole times

Has to be the old "Liverpool are gunna win the league this year" for me

Thing is you plastic cunts can never understand a man like Mark Noble staying at West Ham his whole career. Fuck your transfers and fuck your unloyal players

Who wanted to sign him?

me on the left

Pretty sure that gimmick was originally a bayern fan who made a thread every day of the treble season

England but the french favouring traitors of the so-called English managers choose meme players to represent them. Best English to never be capped he is

Friendly reminder that as of this very moment Leon Clarke is a Premier League footballer.

Lads. Is she gonna' be okay?

>Duncan Castles: Manchester United offer of £60m plus £20m of bonuses that @garbosj reported on Friday’s podcast has now been agreed with Leicester City. Record transfer fee for a central defender.

It's done?

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lel

>England but not England

Don’t care Robbie

Some Dutch lads you've never heard of
Couple of Everton loanees
Couple of Chelsea loanees
Maybe that one lad Cocu signed for Fenerbahce that hasn't even played for them

yeah it wasn't even the first time it was posted by chelsea manager
couldn't find the original one though

ah yes evening conference calls with a client who isn't even paying us any more
yes this is certainly worth my time

Dani's one of the most based lads in sports desu

Oh yeah tell me more

Always knew you were the man city fag

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Damn if you go sky sports news Hayley Mcqueen looking extra thicc

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Man Nike has lost the plot

based list

>9 (You)s
>nobody clicked the link
You tried

>clicking on cursed links

You say that but they’re the only ones doing plain kits, marketing genius is you ask me

>That Champions of Europe feel

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>giving everybody template kits is genius

Explain plox

No, just niggers.

Good post.

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>Australian betting agency Sportsbet announced on Monday it is refunding punters who backed New Zealand after the farcical finish to the 2019 World Cup. In all, 11,458 Sportsbet punters have been refunded $426,223.

What does he have to show for it though? At least Wolfli's made a World Cup squad and has two league titles to show for his loyalty (including one where he saved a penalty in the match that won them the title)

Samefag. Don't even bother editing.

Ok Seamus Potato Famine O’Connor
The reason it’s good is because they’re the only team to have that kit, making them noticeable

SEETHING

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Remember when Steve Bruce got a cabbage lobbed at his head last year and then got sacked the next day by Villa?

Best midfielder of the 2016/2017 him lad

based

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But that's the exact opposite of what template kits are

>We’re pleased to announce that our existing long-term regional relationship with @MGmotor has been extended to incorporate global markets.
SIGNING OF THE WINDOW LADS

Remember when people used to talk about irrelevant teams and irrelevant leagues? Oh wait no, lol. If you're not talking about Liverpool, Shitty, Spuds or Cucksea, fuck out of this thread.

>Wolfli
>

woman next to me on the train is SHITE at candy crush

Mane no, his legs.

No they fucking aren’t you pub bombing cunt

reminder that there is less than a month left of /trans/

No
;_;

Is this a troll?

Will Liverpool fans fuck off. You’re fucking everywhere in real life already.

>people support the only soulful club
oh no why do they do this omg so confusing

Look paddy you say that kit was template and then you said it’s not, fuck off back to Ellis Island because you’ve clearly been battered here in the EU

Wut? I never said it wasnt you idiot

reminder that for the first month or so of the season there'll be attempts at epl threads and maybe even a motd or two
but soon they'll die out and it'll just be messi v ronaldo threads for the rest of the season

Have six

You’re owned by Americans and scousers can’t afford tickets anymore because your stadium is full of Asian tourists eating prawn sandwiches. You’re just as soulless as everyone else, and don’t let the scouse scum charm delude you.

I quit football because of it and tried to bring /epl/ back but it died.

You're full of shite lad, it's £42 for a kop ticket.

have six

Go and back a shopping area

daily reminder that we will win the treble this year

Bomb* sorry

YID ARMY YID ARMY YID ARMY APPLES ANS PEARS FOR ME BARNET FAIR, MESHUGNA AND HUTZPA FER ME KERFELTEFISCH

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>gets lifetime ban for racial language

Always fancied some pink lemonade mixed with muh iced tea (brown players - get it - lol).
Didn't even notice it was Puma. Puma and Nike have both gone full retard; a fitting tribute to all their loyal customers.
Perhaps Foden will wear that when exposed by pacy league 2 Ngubus in the carabao.

Bayern? Shit Barcelona? Meme League Juventus? Ronaldo past his prime West Ham yeah they could win the league I suppose

Wrong Ireland mate it's the retards north of the border that do that shit

Looks like a Nike kit, so does the home as well, weird

Fuck off gerry

where does purple being the 2nd most noticeable color on the home kit come from??

Post address and I will cap your kneecaps.

Only one club deserves to have purple on their home kit

Might as well buy a lamppost lmao

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Big game hunting is the most tory sport going

true

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Anti-hunters are cityfags that need to be gassed.

>Harry Maguire tells Leicester he wants to leave the club
>Foxes want record fee for Maguire, with Manchester United and Manchester City leading race to sign England defender

How was your day Yea Forums? Working hard?

Mine? I'm high AF because I'm NEET and browsing Yea Forums is all I can think of doing.

Holy shit I didnt know Lions were that big

They're kneeling down.

you should get into programming la
in 6-12 months you could be earning a very decent amount
and you can get high while you program from home

Great, on a weeks holiday between jobs so got a lot of shit posting to come

Really don't give a shit about most things but why would you kill a fucking lion?
At some point in their lives they made a decision to "hunt" (it's not really hunting, they just snipe him from 300m while in a car) down one of the last remaining lions.
They probably had sex on that goddamn lion

>Sissoko+NDombele

Its almost unfair on the league

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Mad to think a cat in the UK is a lion in Africa

Yeah I know, the lions heads is probably the same size as that lad if he curled in the foetal position

>Really don't give a shit about most things but why would you kill a fucking lion?
If you kill you lion, you should be burned alive

majestic creatures

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>BBC had to do the shitposting article that Aussies are saying England should have lost the Cricket World Cup because of 'extra runs'
>The Aussies don't even know the rules and can't even interpret them correctly
>BBC made this article HYS
>Even HYS can understand the rules and wording
Fucking grim. Is this how pathetic Aussies have gotten that they're literally pretending words and rules don't exist because they're mad they cannot go
>YEAH WELL YOU DON'T HAVE A CRICKET WORLD CUP HAHA
any more?

As far as I know, lions that are hunted for 'sport' have either health issues, are old, or are dangerous (killed humans and or other lions in reserves) and the money the hunter guides get paid are used to protect the other ones.

>slippy L

>As far as I know, lions that are hunted for 'sport' have either health issues, are old, or are dangerous (killed humans and or other lions in reserves) and the money the hunter guides get paid are used to protect the other ones.
unadulterated tory spin

Do United/Ole actually want Maguire or is this another case of stealing a player from City?

Been rating Jaguars lately

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>I know the rules better than a world experienced umpire

Lads. Have to say I’m a bit surprised there is an Irish poster on Yea Forums. I was told there is no electricity in Irelel

there's /fpl/, lad

pls buy a Jaguar car

We need a CB to go alongside Lindelöf. Jones and Smalling are nowhere near good enough. Shaw, Maguire, Lindelöf and Wan-Bissaka is kino.

i stayed at a farmhouse in ireland that didn't have running water
had 4g like but no water

lads I need a job urgently :(

Post your team

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Hey man, didn't say I agreed, just saying that's what I heard.

>you need to be a world famous chef to know if something tastes like shit
Ah wait, Fitizen. Right. Retard.

if you could have one as a pet that was house trained and loved you and definitely 100% wouldn't eat you would you lads have a lion or a tiger? tiger for me.

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no

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>Shaw, Maguire, Lindelöf and Wan-Bissaka is kino.
That's a yikes from me.

>confusing objective with subjective

British intelligence everybody

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

SAD!

Hmm. Why do Irish posters like Liverpool? Does the lack of electricity etc remind them of Scouseland?

Avril got the best tum in the game

Of course, I know they need one, I just wondered if they actually wanted him specifically or if they just went after him because of City.

He's not worth anything like 80m. Like 24-27 million.

fuck off or do you want to end up like that other fag who i repoirted

the app won't let me create one ;_;

also
>Zinchenko
why tho?

Ian Wright next

25m would barely get you a back up these days, dunk is going for 45m

Miss me with that r/fpl shit
Zichenko wont play, dont be a hipster

Imagine fucking a toilet bowl and drinking piss and STILL coming onto Yea Forums(nel) despite having this and your face plastered all over the board. Just IMAGINE it. Then, on top of that, the icing on the cake, is you bandwagon Liverpool despite not even being from that country. Your excuse?
>L-liverpool is a-a-an I-irish city!!!
And then screech that Isle of Man isn't British (when it is) and it'll never be British (it is).

SEETHING MANLET

He will start most games and plays for city. Why not? Also if it looks like he won’t start can swap for Laporte.

Probably will play I think. Feel like Pep is done with Mendy.

can't wait to leave this fucking shithole again after we win the africa cup until the start of the season

>Imagine being born in Liverpool

Top myself desu.

>Imagine not being born in Liverpool, but in UK, and STILL choosing to follow Liverpool

Kill my family for failing to get me to support the local side THEN myself.

>Imagine not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even being born in England, or even the UK. But literally being born in another country, a country which hates the UK, and out of all the clubs in UK and the world, you decide to support Liverpool

Literal mental retardation. I can accept people from around the world following United or a London team, but not fucking Liverpool. Utterly irrelevant as a club. Even their own sponsor takes the piss out of them.

Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh? They'd be ridiculed like they should. Only way to fix the problem would be to kill themselves.

Wow I really feel bad for him now. Poor Irish poster.

ABL on a mad one again

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You better be talking about Algeria winning

Yeah, him and Maguires prices are insane, but in a proper market Maguire is about 25 mil. He's mediocre.

Anyone else's club not linked with anyone?

...

can a toilet consent? does a toilet bowl have any free will?

my question is: was it rape?

0 premier league titles. Literally zero. Not 1 or 2. Zero. 0. Zilch.

nobody mentioned Leicester pal

>a proper market.

What is this?
In Ireland it’s always rape. So it’s never rape.

>the Dutch photoshopper was RING RING
I knew it. I said it years ago.

Which manager does this image apply to

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>etihad's third kit
dear me

they look like a pack of drumstick sweets

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Tired of transfers. Need 90 minutes of weekly escapism again.

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lads rank these teams in order of most premier league titles to least:
hull
charlton athletic
liverpool
port vale
burton albion

Is Fred actually good??!

What proper market? Lovren will be 20 odd and hes firmly a back up, Mings was 25m couldn't get a sniff at Bournemouth,

Emery
>If I don't know what we're doing, the opponents certainly won't

Ole

Sounds delicious.

>being this triggered by City's dominance
wew lad, 4channel isn't a place for bullies

Fuck off Ireland. Nobody wants you here. Not even your parents. The church just told them they couldn’t abort you because of God stuff.

Just found out Kenny Miller signed for Partick Thistle
When the fuck is he going to retire?

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My fantasy market where players are actually valued on their skill.

How do you rate Maguire? Think he's worth 80mil?

Whenever he fucking wants. Just goes to show how fucking shit the spl is. Maybe Liverpool should ask to join so they can try and win a league.

Rate my team:

James - Rashford - Greenwood

Pogba - Fred - Bruno

Shaw - Maguire - Lindelof - AWB

De Gea

I figure we get top 3 easy.

Nah. Emery has a strategy; which is FM17/18, which is very exploitable. You can beat basically any team by doing simple changes to your squad after 3-4 games.

what kind of sponsor is that?

Valued compared to what? You can only go on ability relative to other transfers really

I'm guessing an employment law firm

Gerrard's team would rape your tinpot team, cuck.

Gerrard would slip over but probably just to ensure Celtic won the league over Liverpool by 1 point. Would be nice actually.

you need to come up with new shitposts

Have you see the amount of stats they track now? It's easy to assess players current performances. They make projections as well but obviously that's not concrete.

If Maguire goes for £80mil it will make him the most expensive CB in history, and his performances don't justify that price tag, and neither does his star power (selling shorts etc)

There are players younger and older objectively performing better than him with lower price tags. Do you think he's worth 80million? Do you think he should be the most expensive CB in football history?

Can't believe we're still talking about this blockhead.

>Sosa
>Shitizen
Who is worse?

if manchester united sign maguire they could realistically win the league

Shirts*

Prime Scottish lower league shirt sponor

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Name some CBs for £80m or less that would be a better purchase for united.

i like the fact that livingston play at the tony macaroni arena

Comparably to tyrone mings yes, its about more than just stats, Leicester dont need to sell and Utds income means they must pay a premium compared to other clubs buying other players

Odoi was potentially going to be sold for 30m without starting a pl game

Queens Park the best

If he plays in the last half of the upcoming season he will have played professional football in four different decades and two different centuries

Partick isn’t even in the SP(F)L you prick

Eboa Eboa.

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>black centre backs

>Patrick isn’t in the spl

As if I know that
As If anyone cares who is in the spl
As if anyone cares about anything going on north of York.

So proud to be an Ayrian

You didn't specify race. Kempf.

Koulibaly?

>Liverpool 2019
>memenpress
Ask me how I know you know nothing about football and just parrot shit you see on Yea Forums to try to fit in?

I'm sure there is some talent in serie a you could pick up

of course, i'm half algerian half dutch but full blue

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yes he is black i believe

Had to be retaught how to defend by Rafa. Rafa made him the player he is today.

CL final 1999

That explains your ugly face (that appears on google images if you search "dutch man city bandwagoner")

>Twitter is now private

Lel

Not sure if based.

Lads. What shall we do for the new thread? Something about Steve Bruce?

I heard Mike Ashley took all the Lads out to a Curry House on the Quayside. Told them he would pay for the lot then fucked off to the toliet when the bill came.

>t. bullied in school and now bullies people online to feel good about himself

If he did then I love him.

Steve Bruce Cabbage edition

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digne-rose swapdeal soon lads

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Fuck, Avrils midriff is just UNF.

How come Arsenal is the only team after Tierney

This.

so no sessenyon?

Because he’s shit and Arsenal like shit players

got 1 year left on contract reckon he'll be picked up for free

didn't hey sign last seasons golden boot winner with 5 fewer games?

but he's class in fm

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The butcher of bournemouth

Yeah I know, right? Salah and Mane are just stat padders.

Wow. How desperate are you?
Fuck off Ireland

Just asking a question mate, I wouldn't count him as bad. Arsenal are shit mate, I agree, but I don't think all of the players are shit. Arsenal failed due to their entire back four being raped. Bellerin, Kolasniac, Kosc, Holding (major), Sokratis and Mavra all had multiple games off. So many that Arsenal had to play Mustafi at RB and play DM's in CB.

But, anyway, I wouldn't rate a Golden Boot winner to be shit. Just like Salah and Mane aren't shit.

Dude. Get over it.

>t. has skin that is the actual colour of poo

Ajax are signing for around 12m Edson Alvarez, a known FM cheese.

Paid huge money for him when they had more important areas to improve, dont see what discernable impact he has desu Araenal would've done about the same last season without him imo

>people trying to discuss sports
>lol get over it lol
fucking grim

only about 10% of trans posters actually watch football so it's not the best place to discuss it

Just had a thought. If Barca had not given Messi all the steroids then CR7 would be considered the outright GOAT

Literally move on you faggot

>huge money
Fucking CHRIST. £50m is 'huge money'? When your bandwagoned club of Liverpool spent £60m on a GK, £75m on a defender? Keita was fucking £54m. Fabinho was over £40m. Salah was £40m. Ox was £35m.

In comparison, £55m is nothing. To say Arsenal would have 'done the same' without him is just fucking bullshit. I know you really don't get football, Fitizen, but come on.

Get over what? Arsenal are shit, as I said, I dunno what I'm over. I just said that a Golden Boot Winner isn't bad.

>Literally move on you faggot

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I think he meant, by huge money, a huge part of their budget. Why are Arsenal fans always so mad about everything.

Stop replying. Just accept that everything is alright and forget about all your troubles. Like I said. Get over it.

I'm not an Arsenal fan. If he meant budget, he would have said so. This all started because I said I didn't think a guy scoring 22 goals was a bad player. It's almost like you faggots miss the part where I said 'Arsenal are shit' and somehow come to the conclusion that I am an Arsenal fan. I also said the Salah and Mane aren't shit, guess I'm a Liverpool fan lol! I mean, I said something positive about them!

It’s why they’ve been placed in their own general because they’re so sensitive. Probably need to make a Liverpool one too soon. Particularly after boom bust cycle kicks in again in March/April

tell me about duncan castles

What do you mean 'stop replying' I'm not this faggot . If you don't want to discuss sports, that's fine.

Maurizio Pochettino has just signed his first pro contract with spurs

Just relax man. You’ll feel better if you don’t type out these long ass bitter replies.

Haha you've already named 2 different prices there and ignored the fact that you lost Rambo on a free because you locked up another chunk of the wage budget on a striker 6 months after buying laca, neither of whom have any resale value

>I'm not an Arsenal fan
Even worse, you're an ABL.

>you
I didn't lose shit as I am not a club owner, nor am I an Arsenal fan. I support Chelsea, I'd go photograph my merc but you'd just call me a customer or some shit.

I have nothing against Leicester.

>what do you mean stop replying

I mean stop replying.

Go back to FT

you don't even have to type dutch. if you google what a man city bandwagoner looks like his face is literally the first result.

>I mean stop replying.

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>I support Chelsea
oh no no no no

>Mane will miss the season opener vs Norwich due to having his 3 week vacation and the AFCON Final being this Friday.
Bros...

Right you dont support arsenal change you to they then, every point I made still stands I never called him a bad player, I do think spending 55m plus a massive contract on a 28 year old pacebabby striker just after spending 50m on lacazette when you dont even play two up top is a bad signing, the money would've had a way bigger impact if spent on a top defender

It's over. City won.

Lol you’re kinda cute

Why 'oh no no no no'?

Take your own advice, mate. I'll let you get the last word in, autistic people like to do that.

Bitch I never said you did call him a bad player, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the other guy and asked a question. Yes, a defender would have been better but they didn't do that. My point was that the guy said 'they buy shit players' and I pointed out that I didn't think Auba was bad. That's all. Again, Arsenal are shit, I'm glad they've fucked up, but Auba is a good player and it would have been nice if we had him instead of Piggy or Moorata.

Who ever thought it would be any other way? Liverpool don’t have enough to win a league campaign. Particularly with the meme pressing. Their players who all played international football this summer will be crocked by November

>Their players who all played international football this summer will be crocked by November
just like last season?

(You)

>Lol you’re kinda cute

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>gegenpressing post-buvac

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Yeah. When they didn’t win the league.
Why are you so angry?
Based

Imagine being you right now lmao

who was crocked by November?

Even I, a huge Auba hater (I don't hate him, but he's too limited in what he can do to really help a team winning trophies, he's like a modern Defoe) would never say he's bad, he's a very good player

They lost the league by literally less than half an inch. You are utterly delusional mate. Liverpool had 33 points in November last year. 0 losses.

Because sick of you cunts being unable to have a discussion about players without it going into shitposts. Fuck Arsenal, fuck the team, London is Blue.

It's pretty great being me.

This. He is limited and held back by shit players around him, but in a top team he'd bang them in. Had we got him with Hazard behind him, we'd have challenged a lot harder than just the EL.

Klopp'a Liverpool just seem to be complete shit in January and February, don't know why because averages improve drastically after that.

0 premier leagues

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>less than half an inch
why didnt they just win a different game instead?
premier league isnt a knockout competition

/trans/ is DONE

Wonder if maybe they’re tired?

>gets backed into a corner by facts and starts spouting off meme responses
You are utterly falling apart at the seams lmao

Joke's on you. I was referring to Man City's goal being allowed against Burnley.

They suddenly become untired!?

who was crocked by November?

>yfw Liverpool wins the septuple

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FACTS

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fucking KEK

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>Joke's on you. I was referring to Man City's goal being allowed against Burnley.
good for them
are we rating goals on how far past the goalline they go now?

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fucking KEK

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interpol

thats all im going to say

I love that you can't think fast enough but you really really want to respond while still in your impotent rage and then these are the types of responses you manage to conjure up. You're a mess lmao

Went to shit after Antics.

Much like your face lmao

Facts don’t win premier league titles mate.

SEETHING customer lmao

Happy customer with multiple premier league wins whilst Liverpool have literally 0

>legitimate goal is scored
>GLT confirms it passes the goalline
what appears to be the problem

shit new thread

I loved that guy