We DEMAND you split our flag

>Yes would have won if it wasn't for English people living in Scotland
CHEATED AGAIN

GPS isn't the same as geolaction.

Based Norge.

I'm talking about on your laptop / desktop which doesn't use GPS mate.

How did this happen lads

But then I would have a Scottish flag even though I'm English.

Then yes.

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I used to dislike English until I realized 90% of bad English posts are Scotcucks flaseflagging

literally everyone thinks england when they see the flag anyway. most posters probably havnt even heard of some of those other countries nevermind thinking we are from there, infact most posters probably think this is the england flag

Does this one still show you as being in England?

whatismyipaddress.com/

If so I'd be surprised. For me it shows my location accurate to about 3 miles.

Jockholm syndrome

>LET'S VOTE YES, AND WE'RE FINALLY GONNA BE FREE AND INDEPENDENT FROM THOSE ENGLISH BASTARDS
>*secretly votes no because they're afraid it might not work out*

just a guess

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>I DEMAND Hiroshima Nagasaki splits the union jack into the four countries TODAY.
hearty chuckle

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based mountain nig

>The rest of the UK

This is why the not so united kingdom wont exist in 10-20 years, they dont even know who is or isn't in their fake state

make sense for Yea Forums since theres more : england , wales etc teams than UK/GB teams in sports they are in

>Continual fire alarms going off in voting centers
>Vote "counters" filling in empty ballots during said fire alarms
>Clearly marked NO ballots sitting on "Counted Yes Tables"

That "Vote" was more rigged than a North Korean Supreme Leader Election

that's just what we want you to think
t. obvious fake scot falseflagger

Going to need a source on that, Paddy.

>Irish flag

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Pics and Video of it was all over the internet days after the election, but mi6 works quick and had it all removed, you might still find some stuff around if you search for "Scottish referendum rigged"

Ive even seen recent articles were they are trying to blame the Russians for being behind the rigging claims, you know theres a rat when they are having to pull that tired worn out scam

wasn't there an instance during the 2018 world cup where someone traced the IP of a supposed deluded English fan and it turned out they were actually in Scotland?

The butthurt is delicious.

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Well that's a shame then
Though I guess not them would be able to rig it if it was like 60% YES. It's hard to steal 15% of votes

>Clearly marked NO ballots sitting on "Counted Yes Tables

Mean't to say Yes ballots on No tables, plus all the "Social Media manipulation" that went on

21stcenturywire.com/2014/09/20/voter-fraud-was-the-scottish-independence-referendum-rigged-to-fail/

Scotland will be independent eventually, Westminster has been preparing for it since last Century, In 1999 they secretly passed a bill that redesignated 6000 miles of Scottish coastal water into English coastal water, westmister knows whats coming and has been passing bills to rob Scotland of everything they can before they get out

>westmister knows whats coming and has been passing bills to rob Scotland of everything they can before they get out
based

>Scottish independence

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Same, my GeoIP is London a lot of the time and I live in Glasgow.

Scots are absolute cucks whose entire identity is based around imagined oppression and bitterness, if they actually achieved what they wanted they'd have nothing to live for

The Russians called the UK govt out for vote rigging, but the Daily Record newspaper printing a vow that was signed by all the leaders of the UK parliament promising true Federalism is the most likely answer.

That has been exposed as a lie since, so they'll probably leave if they get another vote on the subject and I can't blame them really.

Your kind literally will no longer exist in the next century. You are already a dated relic of the past

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>imagined oppression
Native language? Banned.
Parliament? Disbanded.
Heartlands? Ethnically cleansed.

Just in the last 300 years.

gov.scot/publications/new-scots-refugee-integration-strategy-2018-2022/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So we get a couple of thousand refugees while you drown in a sea of tens of millions of muslims to the tune of the prayer call and bagpipes. Brilliant

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

Most Welsh traffic is funneled through Bristol mate. It could never work.

>Hiroshima Nagasaki

Kek

Daily reminder Anglo women love BSC

Oh the stories I could tell of all the fair English roses I've defiled with my large Caledonian member. This one lass I had her lick the fresh irn bru stains off my pale body and when I fucked her I made her scream 'BANNOCKBURN DADDY BANNOCKBURN DADDY' at the top of her lungs

Just out the Islam symbol for all of them.

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Agreed. Also, split California, NY, and other disgusting blue states out of America.

For me, it's the Welsh.

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They voted to stay an English colony to stay in the EU, but England took them out of the EU anyways

Please be fake.

The absolute state of that manlet.

Watch 56% go to like 77% if that happens

Scotland are entitled to celebrate English sports victories as dictated in the terms of the Act of Union. Deal with it.

>teenage mother
>daughter becomes a teenage mother
Such is life in stone age Wales.

Sounds quite comfy desu

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Just coming here to say Northern Ireland >rest of UK kthxbai.

Damn. If that teenage lass lived closer to the sea poor Emiliano Sala's plane could have landed safely on her forehead

this
I fookin hate the english, but have no problem with their lackeys

Why are British women so ugly?

For fuck's sake. Then yuros have the gall to have a go at sudacas. Yuros are just as bad as us, but richer.

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island inbreeding

Big foreheads seems to correlate with teenage pregnancy. And yes, that 9 year old is the father.

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>that 9 year old is the father
What the FUCK

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I always wondered why shit like Gurnsey and Jersey get their own flag but England/Scotland/Wales/N. Ireland don't

"I hate the English but not the people who willingly cuck themselves to them"

KEK

He's actually 13, and I believe he took a DNA to prove he wasn't a father.

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he looks way younger than 13

Guernsey and Jersey are British protectorates same as Isle of Man. They aren't in the UK or the EEA.

fuck that, i want my counties flag instead

Based Schizo Irish
If they controlled elections like that then Brexit wouldn't have won.

Based, imagine how kino "ALL COUNTIES REPORT THE FUCK IN" threads would be

nah my county has a shit flag, it's just pears

Because a huge number of English have flooded into the more beautiful Scotland over the years, those of English descent should not have been allowed a vote. The actual Celtic population of Scotland is only around 3.5 million.

Kent here, with one of the best county flags. Praise Hengist and Horsa.

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THREE PEARS ON THE FLAG
WORCESTER SAUCE STILL POURING

>(No registered flag)
Pretty unbased desu

>I fookin hate the english
blimey, whyever for?

Your geo loc is in the UK, retard

>
The Welsh counties are Wrong.

>would have to use that shitty greater manchester on instead of a beautiful lancastrian rose
bollocks

>tfw from East Yorkshire and would get objectively the best flag in the world attached to my posts
Make it happen

being mixed english scottish heritage i dont mind it
shitposting in rugby 6 nations threads makes me happy

>staffordshire
>a fucking pretzel

>native language
is English for the most part anyway, gaylick was only spoken in the highlands
>parliament disbanded
the parliament of Scotland and England united
>Heartlands? Ethnically cleansed.
by Scottish lords.

the idea of Scotland being some oppressed nation is hilariously pathetic. you’ve been the more imperialistic slave owning people per capita on the planet.

>tries to take away Panamas FREEDOM
>loses FREEDOM to England

>3 bits of wheat and a sword
fucking hell cheshire

checked and redpilled

Give all those taigs the red hand of ulster based on their location please

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No grains no gains, the only people who would object are manlets

>william wallace died for this

it was just a cry for attention. they never had any intention to leave and we called their bluff

am i guaranteed a gf like that if i go to wales?

Can you lads recommend me a flick in the vein of Lock Stock &2SB? Something with that all around English feel and funny. Already watched Snatch, btw.
I don't like going to Yea Forums to ask this, or any other board for that matter.

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not really funny but long good friday is the god-tier british gangster film

legend
layer cake

Is that the one where in the end the main guy realizes he's gonna get capped by the IRA in a car? I watched that on TV, pretty good

yeah, that's the one

>English feel and funny
You have done Hot Fuzz, and Shaun of the Dead right? World's nd was decent too, but not as good as either of the other two
I always liked Life on Mars too for Gene Hunt even though that's a tv series, not a film

Thanks, I watched those though
Yeah, those two were top especially Hot Fuzz. I loved the introduction plot of World's End, I thought it was gonna be the best of the 3 but it kind of fell in quality later.

Anglocels must be cleansed from this board.
God smite the Angl*id whose wretchedness infests everywhere he breeds.

Okay, only other British films I can think of are the full monty, which despite the premise has some pretty funny bits, 4 weddings and a funeral, which I never thought was that good, and Ali G if you count that.
I suppose there's also Kingsmen, this is england, and four lions but I've never watched any of them so can't say if they're good or not

>we

Neither Northern Ireland nor Wales are actual countries though

I am poor as fuck :(

>full monty
Based. Caught it on TV a week ago, literally feels like Norf FC without the footie. I'll check out these others, thanks again.

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That was definitely an Englishman posting that. Scots and Irish have no sense of humour about the English and are too consumed with butthurt. And the Welsh don't really exist.

I unironically agree I want my own northern Ireland flag

NI have had some good bants about the euros lately, it's just the Scots who are eternally seething

Tbf I find Wales and Norn Iron good lads. The Republic lads are usually a good bunch on here too as long as they aren't completely ABE. Scots are just 100% bitter as fook

SAY THE LINE ANGLO FAGGOT

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He's got a head like a fucking orange

me and my mates met some irish lads while we were in amsterdam and hung around with them for the night. they were top lads

In Bruges

The Scottish Parliament was autonomous after James 6th became James 1st of Great Britain and Ireland. Westminster forced them to relinquish all their powers and close.

Gaelic was spoken alongside Doric Scots in the Highlands, which is a different dialect of English. The Scottish Aristocracy was supplanted by offering them lands in the South and English nobles took up ancestral Scots land in exchange, then the Highlands were cleared by them and Gaelic banned to crush the Celtic of identity of the Scots, "civilise" them and prevent further rebellion.

This exactly

>tfw English are jealous they can't express negative opinions of outsiders publicly

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>four lions

Is great, though curious how Chris Morris' humour translates to foreigners.

Paddington 1 and 2 are very English and brilliant (though not much in the way of Lock Stock)

Seems like all you Scottish nationalist lot are clamoring for more outsiders

just SNP mouthing off. Never heard that view here outside of some weirdo politicians.

Westminster promised Scotland that the UK would remain in the EU, which convinced a lot of Yes voters to switch to No as they didn't want to leave the EU and were unsure if an independent Scotland would even be accepted.

L O L

Relax literally nobody here cares about cricket. So congratulations England gg.

>Colin & Brendan
It's a fun film sure.

Since we recommending British films:
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
At Worlds End
Paddington
Paddington 2
'71
Submarine
Trainspotting
Casino Royale
About a Boy
Ali G indahouse

Love these films

Also I, Daniel Blake

And Watership Down.

You need to watch made in Britain and snatch

I've come to the conclusion this is THE Euro/sp/ film.

>The Fat burger getting btfo'd at the town square
>Tottenham quote in the art gallery
>Leaf gettin btfo'd in the restaurant
>That silly burger drawf who occasionaly appears
>"I'm American, but don't hold it against me"
>That fucking Russian with the alcoves

Why don’t you guys play under the uk flag in the World Cup?

based loba

They might have beaten Croatia with Bale

Good lad, basically anything that Brendan Gleeson is in is worth watching if you want a follow up.

What they say about Tottenham?

Pic
Thanks mate, I'll check it out. Also thanks to everyone else who commented on films

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Absolutely god tier that film, best gangster film of all time imo

I wonder what scottish and welsh banter would look like

because you lot are a bunch of conniving, backstabbing, untrustworthy hypocrites

Explain.

better idea
Yea Forums should have a toggle to allow posting without a flag

it's a fucking great flag, fight me. better than any of the metropolitan counties by far.

Other than the ice hockey and olympic teams, are there any other GB teams?

>tfw he's already made more babies than I ever will

The splitting of the flag would make you and the rest of this board realise that le English banter is just a meme propped up by the GAELS and swarthy BRYTHONICS. We've been holding the reputation of the island up like Atlas carrying the weight of the heavens.

Tyrannosaur is a good laugh too

puberty is a hell of a drug

lol

>south yorkshire (proposed)
lmao it was registered more than 10 years ago
also
>not using the based pink and green design

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KES

>Having the red rose attached to my posts
Beautiful, make it happen Nagasaki

>Scots and Irish have no sense of humour
Don't see how we're relevant, since we can't do the camouflage trick anyway.

>tf
>tp
Hahahahahhaha

Northern Irish republicans seethe even harder than SNP voters about the English

based and truthpilled

Technically Alien is a British film and it is very good.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

This. Also it will prevent Anglos from falseflagging as Welsh and Scots and acting like retards in a barely veiled attempt to denigrate the well known and long established fact of Celtic superiority in both intellect and wit.

>bright eyes
>burning like fire
>bright eyes
>how can you close and fail

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Crap compared to the West Riding.

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If it wasn't for London you would all be poor so behave and cancel brexit

>unemployed Shem Davies
How I am not surprised