/hoc/

Lmfao dude lol that dog like wtf

Spreckenmeyer McTwig.

That dogs probably thinking "whoops fuck haha" lol holy fuckin shit just shit my fuckin pants laughing at that pic haha oh fuck

can't sleep lads. time to post weird words that come into my head.

milktoast farragut to get it done. yes. yes I am.

post finnish gf

/cric/ has won lads

Pfffffttt hahahaha Canada FUCKING DELIVERS

based

I will have to get a new fuse box diagram for fooling with you. The selection process of getting a hat for Good Friday and Easter egg hunt on my phone so I'll just have to wait. The final payment is not green beans with a few other things. What time do we need anything else, you can reach the venue for a while but it's not like you called me.

someone make the frisbee /hoc/ and the dog /cric/ pls

My phone is about women. I am going to try to make these changes and send it to work on time. Questions please let me know if you need me this morning. Check out your name on the bill for the last two years in economic growth spurt and then I will be able to come in the mail.

yes so please stop telling me about it. it darted underneath the barn door and carpet cleaning to check with my husband.

My wife has an inner

love my /hoc/ frens and i just wanna say totally unprompted that i really really like women

I will put a spell on you all

I'd be a fan of women if they were a fan of me desu

For me, it's annoying them because any attention is good attention and I know they'll never give me any otherwise.

*blocks your spell with alchemy*

for me it's the arizona coyotes of glendale

Fuck /hoc/, fuck finns, fuck r*ddit and fuck capeshit

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Pretty tired this morning lads

>64-0
lmao

i eat ass

based ass eating poster

me too

raisin bran and coffee for breakfast

Business idea: rename NYR to Kappos.

Sausage egg burrito from sonic and a DP from sonic fist breakfast I've had in a couple weeks

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more like
>krappos

sick oc latvija

twitter.com/fla_panthersnhl/status/1150747564494467074

For me its 2 hard boiled eggs and an oikos triple zero yogurt for breakfast

>retweet of a tweet of an instagram post
ill never understand zoomer culture

It's best to never look at social media

Elvis chadlinkis
twitter.com/merzly30/status/1150713192630431746?s=21

For me, it's the Panthers. Florida Panthers

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>/cric/ game stickies: 1
>/hoc/ game stickies: 0
>/hoc/ only gets sticky when a literal who dies
IMAGINE
BEING
SMOL COC /HOC/

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Releasing a massive poo

Barkov tbf

first blessed sip of the day

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ever notice that if the poster is a finn everything he posts is complete shit?

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f*nns ruined Finland

I’m aware of the fact

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Sitting in class browsing hoc

Pay attention

Is this true?
Do the jannies really hate /hoc/?

heemed a 400 lbs rude boy the other night. looking back on it he may have held a janitorial position on this board

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68265834/#68265834

Help

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you can seek some shade under my giant cock

Haven't shit in a week

Shit thrice in the last 24 hours

>needing stickies

only sticklets think this

lax och potatis

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>rags

thoughts on these? going through my last bag now. i have to order them from a Scandi confectionery in fucking iowa (literal whosville)

durp

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sometimes i like to funpost in relative silence with only the hum of my air conditioner in the background

Sometimes I do this for hours before I realize and then put on some music.

based

absolute classic

salmiakkikossu.com/
this is what I think

I like these ones better

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off-season /hoc/ is really deceptively artistic. I feel like our weird lives are being portrayed in minutiae in tangential, unrelated ways.

A fascinating snapshot into the human condition. We need to put all the posts into some sort of composite epic poem.

r*ddit

Me? Just about to wake up both physically and spiritually

what will you do this new found energy?

Maybe he'll take it to some new-found land.

Get more pucks deep and pucks to the net, shots on goal, more bodies to the net, stay hard on the forecheck, and smother them with our D

stay woke

onni please don't do this to my liver
reminds me of spicy mike & ikes. will check it out

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Fuck niggers and Fuck jannies

Fuckface

Bbbbbbbb

Which is /hoc/'s Scandinavian chocolate of choice? Karl Fazer or Freia?
>inb4 finns can't afford freia

you have those in america? 100% of chocolate here are those brands

Just filled the bowl with a massive amount of Manitoba lads

i'm basic and still enjoy marabou with hazelnuts. the salty one isn't too bad either

I don't really eat chocolate. If I had to pick one though I would just choose whatever generic milk chocolate + hazelnuts combo I first see

DUDE
Manitoba lads
LMAO

I also realize you are far, far more autistic than I am and have neither the energy nor desire to compete with the people that are here 24 hours a day and have claimed /hoc/ as there own. I leave for hours, the same autists are here when I get back. I leave for days, the same autists are here when I get back. I leave for weeks, the same autists are here when I get back. You used to be able to get actual conversation going in these threads, but thanks to a certain style of posting, you can't anymore. It's not about me anymore, it's about militant autists who hang around in these threads all day every day with no intention other than to shit post and disrupt. If it's not me getting shit on, it's somebody else.

Nolan Patrick

Just took a massive las vegas. It took 4 flushes to get it all down and I couldnt do it without gagging. Might have to sell the place now.

>(Tooltip)

I also realize you are far, far more autistic than I am and have neither the energy nor desire to compete with the people that are here 24 hours a day and have claimed /hoc/ as there own. I leave for hours, the same autists are here when I get back. I leave for days, the same autists are here when I get back. I leave for weeks, the same autists are here when I get back. You used to be able to get actual conversation going in these threads, but thanks to a certain style of posting, you can't anymore. It's not about me anymore, it's about militant autists who hang around in these threads all day every day with no intention other than to shit post and disrupt. If it's not me getting shit on, it's somebody else.

Biggest bust in the recent history. What there the flyers thinking with this.

>pathetic loser faggot franchises with pathetic loser faggot fans living in pathetic loser faggot shitholes

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>nylander changes to #88

He had #14 before right?

>>pathetic loser faggot franchises with pathetic loser faggot fans living in pathetic loser faggot shitholes

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No, I pick them up when I'm visiting Europe. I'll usually swing by Migros and get a load of Frey, but if I'm not close to Switzerland I'll schedule a short layover at Oslo or a longer layover at Bergen and pick up a bunch of Freia. They're my two favorite mass produced chocolates.
I only visit twice a year, and I just ran out last week after visiting in March and taking home approximately 100 chocolate bars.
I have seen Karl Fazer here at niche candy import stores, and that's what I buy when I run out. It's terribly overpriced.

Hard to argue with these trips

Thoughts?
betonline.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/nhl-futures

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>>>pathetic loser faggot franchises with pathetic loser faggot fans living in pathetic loser faggot shitholes

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>kitties
oh no no

>noooo the yotes aren't good and won't make the SCF this year. Now someone please fuck my wife!!

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based white trash desert rat

>>>>pathetic loser faggot franchises with pathetic loser faggot fans living in pathetic loser faggot shitholes

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>wojack posting
>in the YoOL 2010+9

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Life comes at you fast kid.

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Me on the left

will the laffs keep Sparks for the 19-20 season? if not, where does he end up?

YOLO

based D-B0$$

No
Sharks
t. Dubas

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good shit, keep posting if you have more like it

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>ruins

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Anybody have any webms from the scf? I would try to make some but they never turn out good quality.

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>this is the only thing /hoc/ produced in the scf
>this is what /hoc/ has been reduced to

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>greentexted ruins
>is black
state of this board

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>tfw the good guys lost

What did you make?

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Just saw a commercial for Dominos that if you order online it’s 50% off I think Gagan is going to be busy lads

>people still counting on Tampa after years of ever-increasing failure
>still all just nodding and going along with Toronto's retarded media
>still not catching onto the fact that Pittsburgh is falling
>putting the Devils that high just because they have PK "what is defense lol" Subban and a fucking manlet twink draft pick
>putting the Rangers, Devils, and Flyers ahead of Carolina and Montreal
>putting Buffalo and Columbus even
These people are fucking retarded.
Easy money to be made with these odds.

hockey in 81 days haha woah

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>94257591
I'm glad this post didnt get a (You)

but the bruins were the bad guys

Pittsburgh's defense is poo.

tuukka rask more like tooka flask after that game

Remember when the penguins got swept by the islanders but nobody talked about it because blots got swept by the teds?

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just want the season to start so I can stop dwelling on the stan lee.

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Of course, friend. The Night of the Long Brooms.
What a time it was.

Have this webm to cheer your worried soul

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*ahem*
Hockey

What's up?

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you are crazy and i love it.
i do the same when i'm flying abroad, but i pick up some m&m's because we don't have those here.

I'm black

FBI OPEN UP

we know, we can smell you

>Night of the Long Brooms

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I swear I had the webm of that minnesota wild girl dancing while laine breaks his stick but I can't find it.

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haha woah! Man look at him drive to the net lol such a unique player

Aatu Räty desu

the trades, gary

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>Kessel is the offensive piece that will put the coytoes over the hump

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I'm more of a Samu Tuomaala man myself desu

Burakovsky signs with Colorado 1x3.25M cap

when i think hockey i think coyotes of arizona

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2020 draft overall picks 1. and 2.

odd they only went one year

*2021

*PLONK*
heh

You're a good person

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first time on hoc in like a week lads.

don't let it happen again

shots like these are such low percentage plays
sure it went in for this example, but that doesnt mean its not an outlier

gotta get pucks on net

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Pulled my calf muscle should i just cut it off?

sorry dad

Glad to have you back

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Might have erectile dysfunction lads

Stop jerking your dick so much

not an issue these days, just take a pill and it'll become harder than a marble pillar

cut both your legs off and get these. you never have to worry about calf muscle aches again, or stubbed toes or smelly feet or cutting your toe nails and also you can cosplay as a pirate with a peg leg

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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT /hoc/ IN MY ROOM
LET'S GREENTEXT >rags TOGETHER
FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER

Do they make ice skate attachments?

>rags that high
really nigga? panarin and trouba and kakko arent gonna make the rags a playoff team. they have shit centers and their defense is still hot trash

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dumb islels weeb

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based OP

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It hurts when you get overshaddowed and it all gets forgotten because of the next round.
yeah im dumb because the >rags are shite and still have holes. They arent the "dude we gonna win da metro with old ass hank, whatever the fuck the 3 other lines are and shit"

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>islels superstar centres consist of barzal and lee
>somehow managed to get the most points in over 30 years
>yet the rags arent allowed to be rated the same despite having the same caliber at the c position

>mad because your team got the same odds as >rags

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wait, lee isnt even a centre
its brock nelson
the islels have WORSE fucking centres than the >rags and somehow managed to win a series

>ryan strome is the second center on that team
fucking yikes.

Really hope my TPS do well next season but I doubt it desu

strome is basically budget nelson

so worse.

good question. maybe its not such a good idea after all

>isles fags celebrating a 2nd round several exit months later
kek literally teds tier

t. ted

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neighbor woke me up mowing his lawn

not really. compared to the teds we are in a better shape, and im glad to win another round. making steps is good progress especially after losing prospects. The only issue is LL being an old coot who stands a bit too pat. besides that, the future is bright.

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based boomers

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What a shame they lose Kakko

and barzal is a budget zibanejad so it evens out

*tavares, not prospects lmao. the isles did lose lehner and filpula, but they can be replaced at least.

nobody cares ya obese avatard manchild

I just did leg day come fight me

>sign a bunch of 20 goal scores to ~6mil+ contracts
>the future is bright
KEK

>NOOOOoooo you can't score from a 10° angle, you have to shoot from the slot.

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you dont get what I mean. Prospects like wilde, dobson, koivula, jenkins, sorokin, and bellows all are probably going to come up at one point, and theres a new arena coming. but keep seething i guess

if you really did leg day you wouldn't want a fight

Why have you gotten during the Amazon Prime Day thus far /hoc/? Anything?

local10.com/news/dirty-dining/rodent-issue-discovered-at-florida-panthers-ice-den
>Rodent issue discovered at Florida Panthers Ice Den
kek

those prospect are going to fucking walk once barzal, da colle and bellivue are signed lammer continues to sign underwhelming guys to top bucks and nmc/ntc contracts

i get what you mean though, the past/present is so fucking dark in long island the the prospect of having a hockey purpose built arena makes it seem like the sun is coming out
low expectations have being the norm for you

took your advice /hoc/ and ran very slowly

t. 102kg man who wanted to run

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I should probably get a dash cam for my car.

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You're a big guy

I dont think they will walk. They want to play with the team and it shows. dal colle is a bust and i fully accept that. beau is a good player, and probably gets a team friendly deal. the only move I want lammer to do is get a 4C in boyle because this team lacks that (cizikas is basically a 3C given how he played last season)

besides that, the defense can keep getting better with pulock and toews getting better, plus theres aho as an option for 7th D

finnish twinks desu

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could be 4 u, if you play your cards right

>Got soo many great deals for Amazon Day!!!!

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do it!

isnt saving money a boomer concept?
i thought zoomers were depicting as being poor at handling money

zoomers are just super cheap and terrible at money management

buying frivolous things like the latest iphone every generation doesnt seem cheap

good for you bud, keep up the good work

was this the worst playoffs?

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>Kneelander changes jersey number to 88

Holy fucking based and redpilled

>rags getting btfo by the devlels in the ECF
no it was comedy gold

Heard Kapanen is changing to number 14

and sparkle doggies dabbing on the preds

>tfw getting close to ufa age and all these zoomers are now dominating the league

yeah, about the only downfall was the kongs giving stinky smelly beaners their second cup

>tfw you are past hockey peak age

>2012
>their second cup

the battle of Pennsylvania was also straight memes and comedy gold

analheim isnt white my friend

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one of my favourites

first time an 8th seed won it all. also it was funny to see the canucks lose in round 1 after winning the presidents trophy (and it was the year after they went to the finals)

Thinking about finnoswedes

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>Jets sign first round pick Ville Heinola
Pretty based desu

after watching 2012 playoffs and then watching the kings complete the reverse sweep in 2014 made the kongz my secret 2nd favourite team

Kings will always be bros for defeating the >rags in the scf

i dont dislike a few teams most of the teams in the league i dont even care about

thinking about watching a movie

INCONSOLABLE

Thinking about white Finland.

on 2nd thought, I don't like to cheer for multiple teams so I wouldn't say the kongz are my 2nd favourite, but I would say they are one of my least disliked teams

i think im the only wongsfag who stuck around after >muh streak ended cuz i remember so much seethe from casuals, im glad this tank and rebuild is culling the herd

cool blog

thanks for the views, friend :)

yeah i can remember there was some extremely delusional wongsfags in here after their window closed

Finland needs immigrants and refugees to cover for the fact that finns aren't making babies enough.

there were a few tripfags who disappeared, namely that Nightmare On Helm Street dude who was a faggot weeb

Post hand

nohs?

Hello is Tom here?

Tom from Tulsa?

>Finland needs immigrants and refugees
immigrants and refugees need Finland more than Finland will ever need them

imagine if the finals was snes ducks

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>mild

Seattle Seamen

been listening to a lot of music from the 2000s recently

Seattle My name is John, and I hate every single one of you's

This is the 2000s

its the '10s now

fuck gary had to ruin the 2004 season
muh senzies were GUARANTEED a cup

Finnish people have no culture

What about swamp wrasslin and sauna?

Ok give examples. Please don't say cold play

just did a cum lads

From Michigan

more of a maroon 5 man myself

reddit bands like the strokes or queens of the stone age or weezer

you are mistaken, friend. I believe its Darryl from Detroit

who was in the wrong here?
youtube.com/watch?v=frrFsXdhKZ8

if it wasnt for Yea Forums i wouldnt have even known there was a /cr*c/ event

81 being a giant pussy

I only watch the Cosco Cricket Cup

>i think im the only wongsfag who stuck around after >muh streak ended
bruh...

Pussy leaf for using his stick

>preseason
laugh every time

he had #29 and # 39 in the past with the laffs
last season was 29

post something idiots

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Wheel snipe celly boys
Dirty fuckin dangles boys

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not true

Why does the Vancouver area seem to have so many rich dagos?

Posting's

why would kessel try to lumberjack scott like that? what a pussy

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it costs 8 million dollars to live there

because its closer to china than the other side of the country

But nothing's happening.

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no

>rich dagos
>china

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i dont think ive ever met a portuguese "person" irl

King Kong went to Hong Kong to play with his Ding Dong

>*drops a basket full of oranges*
ayeee

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he went to play ping pong with his ding dong

I have drank port, so I’m pretty sure the country exists

Ching chong

Hey, whats going on Kippers?

Fuck hillbillies and fuck sunbelters. Hockey should never be played south of the Mason-Dixon line.

based seething snowbelt poster

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Based

Based and truthpilled

samefag

cute bocchi

Regular fag

samefag

meant for

Who's the better team this year:
Red Wings
Rangers
Flyers

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Dumb shit sunbelt loser

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Rangers

>86

>inspect elements
nice try

hate has no place here

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Jokes on you, I'm a filthy phone poster

>nothing of note worth taking a pic with in richmond hill so he has to settle for the welcome sign
lmao

absolutely boiling samefag

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>86
>93
>2011
>67

Am I missing any?

Richmond Hill is a shitty suburb full of sand niggers and chinamen. Wasn't always like this though.
t. born and raised

Sneed

>3-1
>3-0
>4 in 4

There's at least 5 american wongsfags, at least 2 swedes, and a canadian, who regularly post in /hoc/ through the offseason. I'm pretty sure only the tripfags left.
He literally lives in Detroit and got shot (and survived) a couple years ago. I remember bullying him about it.

what happened to pennertrator

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>live in Detroit
>Get shot

I used to date this girl from Richmond Hill. she was a real thrill

What went so right?

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mild out in the first as always lol

I hope you choke on a Boberry biscuit you asshole

>1980

There once was a guy named /hoc/
Who loved to play with his cock
But then one day he became a gay
And his ass is now a pink sock

youtube.com/watch?v=NtrzegOYOyY

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One of the goat photos

That's clearly a dog

Xheattle Dickgirls

what assholes. fuck edmonton

You can see here he's going to turn into Phil Kessel, except he's never going to escape from Canada and he'll never win a cup.

Xheattle Dickgirls

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shouldn't have taken that long ass term on his contract, he could have been a ufa in a couple of years

Daily Reminder.

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stay on vactation kostas. /hoc/ is trash at this time of year

*siips*

What am I being reminded of here?

will this be the last stan lee won without a zoomer born in the 2000s on the roster?

That the blues are canadian by a wide majority.

The lack of Finns on their championship team, I believe.

Also daily reminder.

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wow just imagine if that was a team within canada's borders winning haha

this too

no. next season will be a old boomer team winning

zoomer genocide when

Pretty sure the blues are american

whats up frens

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reminder that despite what (((they)))) tell you hockey is NOT for everyone

NHLN currently showing the Ascension of The Teds: Part 4

What if the hometown boy didn't score the goal?

History will be made

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This

Thinking about ice, winter months, and frenship with sweden

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well actually as you can see by my image the blues are overwhelmingly canadian.

I hate the gays

What if the Golden Knights didn't allow 4 goals in the span of 4 minutes?

History will be made

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the /hoc/ pixelzone hangout seems to disagree with you

fantastic thoughts! currently also thinking about winter months. FUCK mosquitos

varför?

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gee i wonder why no FA wants to go to edmongolia

All Swedes are gay but not all gays are Swedes

get lost you homo

???

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I think the last movie I watched was Hostiles a year ago. Feeling like watching a movie tonight but don't know what I should watch.

we all do

speaking of edmongolia the only thing they've done this offseason is get the bust granlund and exchange goalies with the flams. the state of that team

Canada is American

I don't think about them much, but when I do I don't like them.

Why would you put that over the old art. You are a faggot

the blues are a hockey team made of an extreme majority of canadians

Those bunch of prairie chugs had better show up to the White House with the Cup if they know what's good for them.

I don't hate gays. I hate bleeding heart liberal faggots who put them on a pedestal demanding equal rights even though gay marriage has bee na thing for over a decade

>bagged milk
american status revoked

hostiles is bretty good. you'd probably like wind river, blue ruin, or outlaw king desu

Oh I get it now. Canadians win cups for american teams.
Sucks to be canadian I guess.

Dont forget the faggots that keep going to that one bakery just so the can sue

>1993

you should watch Predator

just like how >we are the best at apehoop

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WE

put what over what? i used the official 2018/2019 /hoc/ logo

coincidentally the same year toronto won the world series with only one canadian

it's convenient because the empty bag fits into your garbage bin and then you don't have a bulky milk carton to dispose of

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Yes I suppose so

most our CFL talent comes from the states too

There is no way Holland can fix that disaster

ive met plenty of brazilians

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hiring a new gm is a pretty big off-ice change but yea i hate the soilers too lmao

>that goalie tandem
Oilers are finishing last in the pacific this year

>wasnt always like this
suspect at best

Oilers should trade McDavid and build the team around Draisaitl. Maybe trade him too. Their contracts are retarded. 2 players taking up over 20 million in cap. Fire everybody

Thinking about Johnny Hockey desu.

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Yea, yea, what you did was lame and you are a shit person for it.

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Draisaitl's contract is a fucking bargain now

they already fired chia

The fuck are you really getting upset about pixels nigger?

Where did he go in the playoffs?

oilers are quite literally unfixable. the only thing that will allow them to form a real team is mcgaykid demanding a trade.

mcmeme will probably score more points than the top 2 players on the kongs combined this season

He is too small to be effective v.s Rantanen mckinnon and co. When the stakes get higher.

Oilers can be fixed if you literally get rid of their owner in katz and the dickriding of the 80's. too bad they just have no fucking defense

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>this is what edmongolians are left clinging to
>a 50 goal winger who needs mcgaykid to get there
kek

>losing most of your games 6-3

Are you getting mad at me finding it pathetic?
Off yourself

Didn't he do that already?

he's the same size as marchand and he went to the finals and already has a cup ring. I don't buy the "too small" excuse

yes, the soilers arent going to finish last in the pacific with the current state of the kongs.

shall come back later when you guys are seething less lmao

Not mad but I do find you to be a pathetic worm. Also it's funny how mad you are.

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>reee stop shitting on my team
lol ok

just found out about icing that shit wack asf bruh

hes upset that we are discussing hockey

Aww you guys bullied ed away. That wasn't very nice.

yet randy thinks ed is his boogeyman

Yes you are

relocanes are going to regress and dundon is going to move the franchise after the fans check out
its the value move

>stop messing with the pixels guys it's so pathetic

lets shit on the soilers some more

>I'm not mad
I'm done with you

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good fuck the reloshits and fuck the pantsoilers

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Oilels need to:
>get rid of Lucic
>buy a top tier goaltender
>buy a first pairing dman
>somehow stay under the cap while improving the rest of their forwards/dmen
>pray their new goaltender/McDavid don't regress/get injured
>pray other teams don't score too much because even McDavid won't be getting a hatty every night
And even if they manage this, a few off nights by McDavid in April and they could get swept. If they even make the conference finals it will make me question reality.

Where does he demand a trade to?

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>swept
meh. they could do damage in the playoffs
canes got better this offseason lmao. dumbass leafs

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c'mon, these jokes are getting kinda old now... just like oilers management roflmaotbqh

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>year of lord two thousand and thirteen plus six
>giving michael smith anything above league minimum
laughing_goldface.jaypeegee

based Ed, jumping for /hoc/ like a trained seal

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their goaltending and bottom 6 depth says otherwise

They could sweep or get swept, it would entirely depend on whether Bulju pooped in McDavid's cereal that morning or not.

>biggest addition was the corpse of patty marleau
>got better
dumb weebshit opinions everyone

*walks up to microphone*

*grabs mic*

*high pitch squeak*

Ahem........

>rags

*drops mic*

can't say i'm pleased with the new addition to pixelzone lads

I just had to get up and go get a glass of water and walk around for a minute after reading this post.....................Its just so incredibly BASED that I can't handle it, Its almost too much to stomach

>somebody going pixel by pixel erasing the rainbow colors
lol

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LET

BULJU

FREE

THE BEAST NEEDS TO BE UNLEASHED

>their goaltending
Mrazek is fine, and Reimer won't stay as the back-up. Either they'll find another guy, or Nedeljkovic will steal Reimer's job during training camp.

>and bottom 6 depth
They have so much depth that they could end up putting Haula and Dzingel on the third line if they wanted to.
Based retards not paying any attention to the team yet again.

>rags
>a
>g
>s

we've erased bigger

should really work on getting rid of all the furry shit

>biggest addition was the corpse of patty marleau
Have you been in a coma for a month?

general reminder that panarin will only be making about $77/game after taxes

Remember when the canes offered Ferland 5x5 then he walks in free agency for less lol

>Mrazek is fine, and Reimer won't stay as the back-up. Either they'll find another guy, or Nedeljkovic will steal Reimer's job during training camp.
this is coming from a man who thought scott darling would be the starter

fuck off randy go seethe somewhere else

no, but since you think im wrong name a bigger contract that they have acquired

/hoc/ dominated the anime kingdom

reee stop talking about hockey

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mrazek wasnt even good enough to be the starter on a shitty wongs team and had to be jimmy howards backup most of the time. interesting that randy considers him "fine".

God damn, it's like kicking over a retarded anthill.
Based Canadian retards.

STARS

Nigga they got haula and dzingel. Those are both great options for the canes, and marleau basically was them buying a 1st round pick, but yeah im the dumbass right?

it was a simple question randy

>ha ha, time to seethe

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>user.....I GOT YOU SET UP, FUCKIN' SHOOT IT

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remember when the canes made it further than all of canadas teams?

who the fuck put the logo over the fuck jannies sign

>the sky is blue
>yeah but can you prooooove it?
You're not worth anyone's time, Ed. This is why nobody responds to you.

Who the fuck cares about pixelshit lmao

some kid are playing street hockey outside, should i ask if i can play too?

Something something schizo

Only if you can keep up, grandpa

Ray Emery is dead

>a couple of self proclaimed third liners who havent score more than 20 goals were bigger acquisitions than marleau
L
O
L

How old are you? And how old are they?

>im not mad!!!!

what happened to haula last season? why did he only play 15 games?

Marleau is an old fuck and both haula and dzingel contribute well for the canes. this argument is retarded
injured

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Pretty sure you said you were done with me, but here you are back for more.
Didn't get enough the first time bby?

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Google it.

Thinking about Sailor Jupiter trying out for the ECHL.

sens 2.0
internal cap and all

why can't blacks swim?

not the same person you idiot

>injured
really? i thought he was just sitting at home and playing fortnite instead.

>this argument is retarded
no shit

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2 retards in one thread who only know how to say >u mad?
Huh

u mad breh

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Bienvenue a /hoc/.

he really is

t. seething sunbelt defense force

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damn that is brutal

his flyers days were hilarious
F in remembrance

typical randy ree'ing about not being able to not follow a conversation instead of answering the question

>who only know how to say >u mad
that's how you joined the conversation, retard

jesus fuck shut the fuck up we have this shit EVERY FUCKING THREAD. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE RANDY SHIT NOW MOVE ON

*Nails that goblin girl behind the glass*

Randy and this /pol/ flyers faggot are definitely some of the lowlights of this offseason thus far

im really high right now and dont really feel any emotions

Says the guy reeeeing about pixels

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>injury prone finn who has been passed on two separate teams
>underehelming wingsr who got passed on by the teds not evem 6 months after being traded for
>will contribue well
the delusion is papable
btw i love the fact that the islel weeb has join the IHDF, gay faggots gotta stick together right??

hi bracket

this last year in general.

getting it ready?

Holy shit, you are stupid

lmao is it time for daily randy seethe?

just delete the ranbow from the /hoc/ emblem

or you are a dumbass who thinks you are smarter just because you wanna shit on the canes.

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new and not randy

What the hell are you getting so mad for?