Nobody cares about woman spor-

>nobody cares about woman spor-

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wow, GREAT thread buddy!
your mother and i are VERY proud.

All that shows is that football isn't popular in America, which we already knew anyway.

you don't have kids. in order to have kids you have to HAVE SEX first

When was Nike.com a thing?
It probably is a new thing.

Doesn't really matter 2bh because soccer is a girls sport anyway.

America is full of plastics who only care about sports when their country or local team win something. What else is new?

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>be american
>buy his jersey on overpriced prices on the official website
LMAO

imagine wearing a women’s jersey lel does it come with a matching bra?

>a country with near the population of western europe forced constantly to drink the kool aid buys the jersey of their championship team
Wow

seething

how many jerseys does nike.com sell? too lazy to look.

Dunno, but this sure is great advertisement.

Ever sold on Nike dot com
>IN AMERICA
in one season

I'm always purchasing garments on nike.com

I just realized they said Number 1 SOCCER jersey.
Betting Nike only makes the women and mens nat team jerseys. And since they qualified it to 'single season' i guess the mens still outsells the womens historically, but the women got a bump this season because they were in a WC and men weren't.

Some jew level word parsing here.

>buying jerseys
good goy

Yet I don't see it in the top 100 sold on Amazon.com?
amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/sporting-goods/3203999011/
There is a generic t-shirt with their logo on it at #6 though!

Why would anyone buy that when they could have this glorious garment for about the same price?

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Based

worked

Firstly football isn't popular in America as we already knew so this means nothing.

Secondly every single MLS team has their kit made by Adidas because Adidas has a deal with the league. So NONE of the biggest American football clubs have kits for sale on Nike.com. Lmao.

>Adidas will make the jerseys of every MLS team until 2024 after they extended the contract with the league in 2017.
footyheadlines.com/2019/02/all-mls-2019-jerseys.html

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It only has 3 stars on it - old ad is old.

That Red Bull jersey is pretty nice

'no.'

>You measure passion and genuine care for a sport in shirt sales
Americans will never understand football, or any real sports really.

imagine listening to a fucking brit talk about passion

lmao

Why not? Is it a shit team?

Now compare their sales to NFL jerseys. You know, a real sport.

I’d buy a PuliGOD Jersey but I refuse to give US soccer a cent while they continue to inject MLS cancer into the roster

fuck she is really hot. any lewds of her bros

yea because real men buy at one of the trillion better retailers like fanatics.com

>The most shirts sold!
>On nike.com!
>In one season!
>Localized entirely within the USA!

when half your fucking "league" has white kits lmao

the MLS is so cucked

>ass crack on the nose

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these kits are peak soulless

>transamerica
You can't make this shit up

my dick cares deeply about alex morgan.

>buying stuff

>See all the reddit shitposting after the brit bongs won retarded version of baseball.
America saved Yea Forums from a great cancer eliminating bongs.

No one does doubly so for not sports like sawker

Norway's home kit looks better anyway

so it is the FIRST time they outsell the male soccer jersey who pretty much achieved jack shit since they exist

damn I didn't even notice it was only the sells from their website, fucking pathetic liars.

should buy my ex that bimbo shirt

>having sponsor names right on front
absolutely cringe
top right and second from top left are the only good ones

"women's soccer" is redundant
all soccer is for women

this expression seems VERY photoshop friendly

>fucking pathetic liars.
That's the thing though, they're not liars. The statement itself is true, just narrowed to the point that it's meaningless

Whats worse, wearing a jersey with a mans name on it, or wearing a jersey with a woman's name on it?

damn I want her

their intend is to lie tho

god how i want to cake her face in my semen

why are they all adidas???

get in line

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who even buys jerseys from Nike.com? Once we get to 2022 it'll be a Pulisic USA Home jersey as the most sold of all time anyway.

Where did she leave her hips. to the beheading camps.

We're can be quite a passionate bunch when our dander's up

>home
>Not the based away one
>This shit taste

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>based union

>data can be manipulated to give credibility to ones agenda
enjoy the redpill

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there is no money to give these once a month cunt bleeders the same as messi and ronaldo

there isn't even enough money in womens soccer to give them the same as stephen ireland

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did you have an anuerysm typing that

>anuerysm
lol

I bet they're lying.

-ts

buying football/soccer jerseys, like all sports jerseys that's $50 that you'll never get back after going to one game.

That makes me moist.

There’s a worse explanation. MLS teams only get one jersey update a season. i.e. road OR Home. Half the kits are white because they are almost all away jerseys.

at least spend the extra money to get your name on it, still a gay waste of money but at least you arent wearing around some other dudes name

buy one jersey one time,forget the home and away strip you aren't made of money!

wear that for the duration of trips to see said sporting side

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>man jaw
>no hips
>no ass
>no tits
This is a 10/10 in the US, embarrassing.

>Ghostbusters 2016 was the highest grossing film starring Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy called 'Ghostbusters' in one year (2016). On a Friday. At 20:00.

They need to televise women's club soccer. Anyone know how to watch in the US?

>damn I didn't even notice it was only the sells from their website

reading is hard

post more alex morgan

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I love how they always compare women to men on every occasion, it’s just so cute

No one actually wears them, they just show off the receipt on twitter.

You weren't expecting a journalist to research their topic before writing, that would be bigoted. Somehow.

>#1 soccer jersey
>in one season
>on the Nike.com storefront

So basically they sold 15 jerseys. Who the fuck has ever ordered a jersey from Nike.com?

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>obvious alex Morgan thread
>instead of spamming fap bait it’s American seethe
Go back to /pol/ cunts

Nobody cares about soccer in jewsa so it's no surprise.

>600 million yuropoors
>320 million Americans
Yeah, near the population of Western yuropoos. Mexican intellectuals

underrated post

So this is the power of american education. Wow.

All Burgers have cleats, so it's understandable.

nobody cares

t. arythmic

>BIG BOLD TEXT WITH INCREDIBLE STATEMENT
>small text underneath that reduces top statement to meaninglessness

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>american soccer
Oh please.

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All names are men's names since women get their surnames from their father or husband.