I am a paraguayan in Brazil, what should I do to have fun? Help me amigos I'm in São Paulo right now
Adrian Young
sadly not
back 2 redit
Bentley Richardson
just go to rua augusta you'll figure out what you want to do when you get there
Carson Reed
Dinoleague Intermedio matchday 1 results
Group A Nacional 1-2 Defensor Juventud 2-2 Danubio Peñarol 4-0 Boston River River 0-0 Progreso
Group B Cerro Largo 3-0 Racing Plaza 2-1 Wanderers Cerro 0-2 Liverpool Fenix 1-0 Rampla
-Oscar Ustari (Liverpool) and Sebastian Abreu (Boston River), the star fichajes of Intermedio -Apertura champion Peñarol fucked el Boston ->Nacional -Cerro papa -Cerro Largo goin´ ham on shitters -Relegation zone: Plaza, Rampla & Juventud
Villa Teresa 1-1 Central Rentistas 1-2 IASA Tacuarembo 0-0 Dvo.Maldonado Cerrito 2-0 Atenas Villa Española 1-0 Albion Torque 1-0 Bella Vista
Maldonado and Rentistas on direct promotion, Torque-Cerrito and Atenas-Villa Teresa, playoff matches so far, Bella Vista on relegation zone
Isaiah King
And finally, La C, matchday 2
Mar de Fondo 2-0 Basañez Colon 0-0 Huracan Buceo Uruguay Montevideo 2-1 Parque del Plata Los Halcones 1-3 Oriental Alto Peru 1-10 Huracan FC Platense 0-0 Canadian Keguay Salus 0-1 La Luz Rocha 1-3 Potencia
Forgot to say that Miramar Misiones died and its not gonna play, Alto Peru and Artigas got the free matchdays, Huracan FC, Potencia and La Luz are leaders
envigado se esta salvando del descenso, based, el equipo humilde los cago luego de 10 años
Owen Torres
>Oscar Ustari (Liverpool) and Sebastian Abreu Based viejos de mierda
Anthony Fisher
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame the schedule, we can praise Envigado's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Pinto and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the transfer window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about next season, or our chances in the Copa libertadores for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /copalib/? Camacho #IN or #OUT? Some helpful links to numb the pain: adidas.co/millonarios tiendamillonarios.com.co/ twitter.com/MillosFCoficial
The spirits of Chape's 2016 team came back to haunt the team
Wyatt Long
Honestly depends on how much money you wanna spend.
If you wanna go full tourist go to "Edificio Martinelli", it has 360 view of the Sao Paulo center, if you are into that.Or the Mercado Municipal, it has like fruits from all over the country, some whacky food.
If you are just looking for nightlife go to the Augusta/Frei Caneca and roam around, there are all types of nightlife "habitats" there.
More to the "old center" of the city (Republica, Largo do Paysandu) there are some galleries that you can scrounge for some art/music stuff
I guess there are some museums if your into that kinda of thing but i have no idea about prices, or if they are worth visiting.I know MASP is cool and it is free on Tuesdays
Christian Gray
dude... some weird thing happened to me around the same time i think i went to grab a piece of this cake earlier, and i noticed the cake was flipped upside down, but i didn't really care about it then when i was about to cut it, i saw that the cake was flipped back to normal glitch in the matrix maybe?
Correct me if im wrong huebros Best defense: Cruzeiro Best midfield: Palmeiras Best attack: Flamengo
Zachary Taylor
best defense: palmeiras reminder that cruzeiro has egídio
Ryder Cook
vasco
Nathaniel Scott
Good defense needs a good counter-attack, Cruzeiro is better than Palmeiras at that
Jace Lopez
youtube.com/watch?v=NMEfBnwltEI couple more stats goals conceded in the brasileirão (10 matches) palmeme: 3 cuzeiro: 16 goals scored palmeme: 19 cuzeiro: 9 and palmeiras sets the team to play on the counter
Connor Reyes
Come on, you know Cruzeiro doesnt care about the brasileirão, they only like playing big important games in copas so they struggle with shit like botafogo
Grayson Collins
they haven't really faced any actual decent side in the copas the brasileirão is there to prove how shit they are
Parker Brown
They probably gonna end up around 8th-12th and reach a final in one of the copas
Henry Gonzalez
so you agree with me that cruzeiro is not the best defense in brasil?
Thomas Nelson
When they want to play they are the best defense, but that just happens a couple of games a season
That's their excuse because they know they aren't good enough to fight for the title. People only REALLY care about the Copa when they start getting close to the semis
just don't watch the film lol when they realise people don't care about this sjw crap, they will stop shilling it as they see the money being wasted
Dylan James
as far as i know, james bond is still bond but has retired and she has taken over, but he will return as 007 in the end of the movie, from retirement
this is just a half-assed way for the producers to try to cash in on diversity, temporarily
Brandon Jackson
Thanks. What's the gift tho? I hope its not just a photo of the kid with mascots from different teams
Robert Perez
Chupacu is playing tricks with you
Alexander Roberts
Imagine supporting badborn I was just making fun of the unintentional tripfagging t. el feni customer on suicide watch
Carter Davis
I don't know. BBC are the masters at virtue signalling and they couldn't even deal with the London riots properly, not two years before they became an """""inclusive""""" media company. Their media will shill everything that's stupid in favor of a fake sense of inclusion and social justice. As a reminder, someone was paid to do this: youtube.com/watch?v=Cyq6fTYxztc
That's the problem: the masses will pretend they like this shit. People unironically watched the WWC.
I think it's the experience but I have no detail on what this is. I reverse searched it and it went to the news of the guy who animates the mascot dying.
>in the preview to the start of the hearings in Madrid for the 2018 Copa Libertadores final, Dr. Gustavo Abreu, an Argentine member of the Court of Arbitration of Sport, doesn't believe that the result will be reverted. >"There are no track record of changes of results due to topics of insecurity" >"The decision could take up to 3 months" Yes, Boca Juniors are STILL fighting this.
>club is called flamingo >its colors are not pink like the bird wtf?????
James Brown
True /copalib/ love
Anthony Rogers
>implying cuzeiro would knock palmeiras out
Isaac Jackson
Their kids are pampered princesses
Samuel Hall
> os time chaman brown > none of the three have brown as their colours
David Howard
Cant blame them desu
Samuel Moore
>that colorado user goes to the palmeme x binter game and inter loses >américa-mg user goes to the coelho game and figueira rips their asshole apart >floresta user goes to their game, he's the only hincha there, and the team is losing is /copalib/, dare i say it, pé frio?
brasileirão is boring as fuck that's why CBF and Globo are making Copa do Brasil more attractive by allowing copalib teams in and raising the prize money Give it 10 years and it will be our main competition
Cameron Lewis
> inb4 bridge club That should be the purpose of all bootleg teams now.
Josiah Roberts
you can't bring it, but you can buy it in the stadiums and you can't have the beer cans
Thomas Campbell
looks chill
Charles Campbell
is it cold out there
Dominic Myers
we hate him but we love him
Christopher Garcia
>27°C
Alexander Lewis
river black - cucuta sports (one of those matches to fight for avoid the descenso) in 22 bings.
Alcohol isn't allowed in the stands so we make sure to get extra drunk before the match
Blake Perez
>go out with some lady way older than me >turns out, all people she knows are from the internet >mfw she knows me from the internet these are weird times we're living in man
no I met her through some dating app turns out she wanted to be an asshole to me and I ended up fucking her
Jackson Jones
> omg you're the /copalib/ poster!
Cameron Cruz
>Cariús and Caxito lost their way >Janeudo is inconsistent as fuck >the rest of the attack is completely useless (ESPECIALLY James Dean, seriously fuck that guy) >those new hires didn't do shit >this Mario-looking motherfucker is an even bigger bus parker than Villar
r8 Brasileirão meme names: >Aflético/Plastético >Patético/GaLoL >Hawaian Yo-yo >Bay My Cum >BTFOgo >I don't have a meme name for Ceará ;-; >Chapecobane >Curintia/PTrinthians/Gambás >Cuzeiro/Crugayro >AlagoANO >Flamerda/Flamonkey/Cheirinho/Smellinho/Barbequinho/UÓLACE >FluminenCe/Tapetense >Fortress/ Chris-chan FC >Goy Ass >Gaymio >Binter >Palmtrees/Real Madrid das Américas/Crefisa FC >Pelé FC/Neymar FC/Prantos >São Pablo Vittar/Bambi >Basco da Gama/Vaso de Lama/
Oliver Johnson
Ceanal or Canal
Jackson Flores
ceará could be "grandpa"
Asher Clark
Meará
Juan Baker
>Magdalena went and signed Perro Sarniento Ending dead last, calling it.
Carson Barnes
pls /copalib/ stop thinking about gay dicks for 30 seconds
Don't think I've heard that one ever, What's it mean?
Nolan Lopez
end of the match river black 1 - cucuta sports 3, good shit desu
Ryder Cooper
viado
Parker Bennett
viado is faggot in brasiliense, i assume it comes from something like "desviado" in espaniano, even tho it sounds like it's the opposite of it
Oliver Allen
it means "a nice colombian fella"
Carter Lee
>viado is faggot in brasiliense the moar you know
Too slow, ya blew it.
Dylan Nguyen
It comes from veado, the animal (deer) During Ditadura, the cops hunted the faggots across the street and said they looked like a "bunch of deers running" www1.folha.uol.com.br/fsp/1994/7/23/brasil/25.html
Ryder White
You have been missing a lot, haven't you mr trips?
>fuck a girl from Tinder >condom breaks >rush to the nearest pharmacy after a morning after pill >make her take it >mfw I'm still not sure about the effectiveness of it
I only cum on penetration when I'm not wearing a condom. Should I look for a doctor?
Eli Robinson
One option available, it said it was 95% effective if taken within 24 hours after sex, which she did literally 30 minutes after the act. She also said her period was late, so I'm also afraid for her safety. Who knows what kind of side effects she'll suffer.
Brandon Powell
ehh it can jumble her system, make her feel sick etc.. i have had it happen 3 times or 4, and i'm still childless so. There's no need to panic about things that didn't happen yet. Panic when you're 100% sure she has a little bun in the oven
Aiden Bell
If it's a boy, name him Edmundo Vasco unironically.
Wyatt Bell
What if it's a girl?
Charles Rivera
She just contacted me to say her period just came down. Nice!
The only crime I can be accused of is giving a girl hope I'll become her bf then leave.
Daniel Edwards
t. Mané Galinha
Julian Hill
HUE LEAGUE UPDATE - BACK FROM THE DEAD EDITION >forced vacations are finally over, your favorite hue league newscast is back to present u with all the best info from the best terrible league in the world >by now we are on the 10th round of 38, and league leadres palm trees are pulling a bayernwinslol again, starting the round with an away derby against sao paulo, the poor little underdogs who only spent 30m+ euros this past two seasons and who have the same wage budget than their big, mean and moneyfilled rivals >sao paulo have been such a bitch to palmeiras over the past 5 years that they didnt even bothered with fielding their strongest 11, playing 5 (five) reserves against sp's strongest team (reminder that sao paulo derbies dont have away fans because the murder rate was too high) (no, really) >and of course sao paulo, after going 1 nil up, choked and conceded an absolutely lulz of a goal, with their """"top""" gk scoring an own goal with his back >palmeiras have been very contested because of their shite football and for having luis felipe "luis felipe felipao scolari" scolari as head coach, but are undefeated for literally a whole year in the league (they celebrate 365 days on the game against ceara next weekend), while sp, who have a literal rapist as head coach, are still shite and midtable >their lead has been reduced to "only" 3 points, with the santos di sampaoli (another poor underdog who spent 26 milion bolsonauros on a peruvian midget) beating our guys bahia 1-0 away (on an unrelated note, santos lost 4-shitting-0 to palmeiras on the derby a few games ago) >and on third place we have the memelords flamengo, who have their new head coach who is literally portuguese jesus, signed 3 players who cost 10m euros and thrashed the most hated team in the midtable, goias, 6-1 at home, prompting immediate uberhype by their fans, which has never backfired in the history of the club, no sir >(for those who dont know they are literally the club of hype) 1/2
Josiah Russell
Equity 0 - Royal Pari 1 for Sudamericana bucaros - casi about to begin
Connor Campbell
>on 4th place (aka the arsenal place), we have alt mineiro, who were absolutely thrashed by their rivals cruzeiro (more on them later) on the hue cup midweek, and just to put salt on the wound they beat chapememense away on the last second despite going behind on the first 30 seconds , proving that they can actually win games (they set the record for the longest distance between the first and last goals in a game, good for them) >cruzeiro, oh boy, i have to make a quick sidenote here; for those who dont know right know cruzeiro's biggest rival is the cops, la yuta, la po-li-ci-a; brazil's biggest tv show uncovered a few weeks ago a scandal involving the club and several crimes, the smallest of them being the illegal sale of under-10 kids to foreign agents (no, really) and of avoiiding taxes by claiming they are a lumberjack business (again, really); they have been on the police news literally every day, with both the brazilian cia and the brazilian fbi (LOS FEDERALES) raiding the club on the derby week; they are also on serious risk of losing points in the league and are facing the threat of relegation by fifa (they have been sentenced to a six-point loss by fifa, and thats just one of FIFTEEN cases under review); and yet this still didnt stopped them on the derby, thrashing their rivals 3-0, proving that crime does indeed pay (cruzeiro, on the other hand, dont pay anything) 2/?
Liam Jones
>the criminals, aka corinthians, another underdog side this season (paying only a million bonoros per month to their two strikers, one of them being 34yo boselli (that one), who scored an incredible amount of 2 (two) goals the entire season, are back to their traditional titeball under fabio "not really tite but close enough" carille, but they are lacking an important part of their game: the traditional refball, having been awarded zero penalties this season (coincidentally, we have var every game now); they are currently in 9th place, having to give birth to a hippopotamus to beat last placed literally whos at home >also, a journalist called the literally whos "literally whos that shouldnt even be in the top flight" on live tv today, and the literally whos went on twitter and absolutely raged on him, with everybody behind them right now, what a day >other teams: nobody cares, especially not me (but if you want i'll update on them to compensate for my time away) Back to you, Argentina
Jonathan Reyes
>user to Boca when?
Asher Stewart
>who have their new head coach who is literally portuguese jesus Jesus is Portuguese m8
Levi Myers
hopefully never rumours say user to Platense
Xavier Gray
>Yo creo que el ano e un refuerzo de jerarquia para pelea el campeonato y el cruce en octavo Daniel Angelici
Andrew Morales
>"literally whos that shouldnt even be in the top flight" We are going to need a direct quote on this, in all caps if possible.
Tyler Sanchez
i'm more worried about the gf to user transfer to be honest, fucking when????
I'm afraid that Chad FC might ruin your transfer deal user
Dylan Ramirez
>and yet this still didnt stopped them on the derby, thrashing their rivals 3-0, proving that crime does indeed pay (cruzeiro, on the other hand, dont pay anything)
Former sao paulo, palmeiras and Brazil forward muller said, on live tv: "as i watched the game on tv i questioned myself: what is csa doing on serie a? what does a team so mediocre, that defended all the time (and went on and on about how they were shite and defensiveballing); the aforementioned csa answered with an entire thread that started with "dear pseudocommenter, we'll answer what we're doing on serie a: have you heard about the term "we deserved this?" yeah, thats how we got here, we got promoted three times in a row because we planned for it, because we knew where we were and where we wanted to be" and then started a rant explaining the financial recovery, how they were going against all odds and calling him a racist and unethical, basically (csa comes from the most prejudiced region and ethnic group from brazil)
Sentado miro un partido, jugaba el arse y dock sud, mientras freía un getito, esperaba a la lechón, cayó la vaca y un pibe, con una piedra de diez, le dije cerda picala, después cojemos los tres, no quería hacerlo, entonces me calenté, la re cague a patadas, y rodando se fue. Me quedé con el pibe, que estaba realmente bien, le pelé mi poronga, comenzó a mamar, y en la tele había otro gol de Arsenal lo había hecho el pibe Manara.
lads im in a bit of a pickle i really want 'za but i dont want to get any fatter and lose my abs (not that it helps me with anything but yeah) what do brotendos
Caleb Ramirez
i need your help for me meme
Aaron Carter
is this /lat/ now where we dont reply to people and just meme randomly
That's great, but i need the fixed chart, do you have it?
Luke White
what fixed chart?
Jonathan Diaz
>Dreaming about being gay symbolizes insecurity in your sexuality. It is important to allow yourself to shed religious or social preconceptions about homosexuality. That means that you should force yourself to experience it in some way to allow yourself to explore the excitement that same-sex relationships can be full of. go for it, user
Samuel Long
Lampions Leaguewise this chart is wrong. Fortameme won it.
Today is >Cerro day lads, we're playing against the migthy Atlantida (3rd tier team) at the New Pot al 19:45 local time for the Mbrrrrrrrrrpppppaaaaaaarete Cup
