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What an incredible final.

NEW ZEALAND
241/8
Ov: 50/50
ENGLAND
241
Ov: 50/50
England win in Super Over™

Congratulations to England on their first World Cup. Well deserved. Bit jealous.

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Basado un redpillado

good game good game
anyway, ashes and the canada dry t20 coming up

have you got NO shame showing your fucking, disgusting, CHOKING face on here? gtfo

>Well deserved
imagine being this cucked

Enjoy the win, wasn't expecting England to make it this far.

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I need webms please. I can't adequately explain the boundary catch 6 or the ball hitting Stokes 6 to non-cricket fans

>We don't do boring.

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gg Englel

Genuinely didn't think anything would come close to the Masters this year. This was twice as good tbqh.

Been on site since 10, what have I missed

Going to Pepe's lads you want anything

You are irrelevant. Begone.

this world cup made me a cricket fan. very cool sport

was in the car for the ending, radio commentary was insanely tense

Never watched cricket before but am a big baseball fan so decided to give the t a go. The last 5 overs and Super Over were great and really thrilling to watch.
The 95 before that? Boring as shit.
Think I'll stick to baseball.

Chicken Tasca and wings

>sebbesity living vicariously through the English
Pathetic cuck.

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A cricket world cup

Just really gutted about some of the chances that we didn't take. That Boult catch and step over the rope is so gut wrenching

Don't forget the garlic sauce

You came just in time. I've been watching cricket for almost 20 years and never seen anything like that.

VICTORY

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Sick of that idiot. Ended up filtering

2 points we bottled it, that casual effort from Boult and that boundary of the sliding bat. was seething

Based and comiserationpilled
Williamson is top based Captain

pretty gutted

fucking kino game - i'm still shaking lads

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thanks m8, congrats, enjoy

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gotta shake it off and go to work lads

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your country is irrelevant, dipshit. good luck chucking whaling spears at our fighter jets when the day comes.

so they aren't allowed to touch the ball with the bat? why did they give it then?

You were literally the reason we had one of the greatest ever finals in any world-tier sport and you only lost on boundaries scored.

So many incidents in this game that steered the course of the match, absolutely unreal.
Seethers can get to fuck, to the non-seething NZ fans, fuck, what can you say really.

I didn't watch the Cup but my dad's a huge fan. What made this tournament so special? Were there a lot of upsets? Obviously the draw/technical win at the end was odd.

First time watching cricket.

I now see why this sport is popular

it was unintentional and counts as 6 runs under the rules

>Well deserved.
you were the better team. we got lucky . unbelievable game

No, they have to determine intent
If it looks like the Batsman has deliberately used his bat to block or deflect the ball then it can be questioned.

Cricket with the lads.

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Watch the tournament highlights all on the ICC yourtube channel

piss off already.

Not many games are as exciting as this one was.

Time to vote for best ODI of all times:

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*taps mic*
Test test
Okay guys,
FUCK these lame rules and the boomers who made them
Thanks for listening

Alright off to work.
good work lads, great tournament on /cric/
(minus sebbesity what a mare lol)

Was sending out cucktill the right move?

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voted and i never watched a cricket match my whole life

Thank you.
Brilliant from both teams.
I don't think the Kiwis put a foot wrong all day, really good game.

although I am obviously thrilled that we finally won it I really do feel very sorry for NZ
must have been such a cruel and crushing way to lose a final, honestly given we were tied in 50 overs and the super over neither team deserved to lose that.
nice to not be on the receiving end of it for a change though, that stokes over in the world t20 final still hurts and I don't even like t20 that much

Not as sad as I thought I'd be, losing because of less boundaries is just too ridiculous to get upset about. Both teams played to a standstill and England got the rub of the meme. Great game and fair play to England for not choking when they had multiple opportunities to fold.

Why don't they just do this everytime?

So that wide Jofra was given, the fuck? I thought on the line isn't wide?

Think Kane should have gone out, Neesh did fucking well with those 5 balls. If Kane was out there for the last I definitely think he would have played a shot that would have got at least 2

Pathetic

wtf i like cricket now

like rugby maybe?
touch the line it counts, doesnt have to be past it

Fuck man seeing this guts me and I didn't even care who won. Cannot imagine how the players would feel

I'd say de Grandhomme was the man of the match honestly, the amount of dots he got was incredible.

Just woke up and it’s about 6am, is this some kind of sick joke? England declared winners in the most meme way possible?

why are aussies and indians the most upset about this game?

Its not it's just that hes a shit umpire and it was under his bat too so it shouldn't have counted
t.Took a league umpire out of his retirement job out, due to it on a Saturday league game

Fair play to your lot, superb match and Williamson rightly Player of the Tournament.

Feel like I've run a marathon, heart has been pumping since about midday.

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Yeah it really isn't fair. You can't really blame anyone either, that's what makes it that bit worse.

or choked it

>Kiwi Engineering

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>b-but england cheated!!!

New Zealand lost it when Boult stepped on the fucking boundary. Maxi would have thrown that back in, hell anyone else would have thrown that back in in this day and age

That being said though that fucking deflection off Stokes' bat was about as unlucky as it gets. I think they honestly should have played it safe and just thrown it back to the bowler but in those circumstances you're not thinking I guess.

Honestly think it's a consolation prize for the way it ended. I don't know what the basis of the prize was but shakib had all the best stats.

No matter how far the ball is of the batsman is in reach it isn't wide

outstanding spell of bowling, big fan of the big man
glad I got to see them Vs SA, him and Williamson were superb that day

I mean we can talk about this sure, but how about that boundary where Kane (I think) walked backwards over the boundary? Big deal that was.

Try not to troll non stop and be serious. You asked a decent question and I gave a serious answer.

It was boult. He should have thrown it to guptill earlier

Was Boult who trod on the boundary like a tit.

England got multiple miracles to win. Thought England had fucked it batting - they really needed to play more aggressively earlier in the innings to make the chase more realistic. NZ did a really good job at fielding.

Also, England's five wides were fucking embarassing.

Batting should have been
Neesh/kane
or neesh/Taylor

Ferguson should have bowled, boult seemed mentally mashed this game

your captain didn't fight for that overthrow which was clearly illegal. your entire team is filled with chokers and c.ucks

I'm not really that upset, didn't care either way and it was definitely one of the greatest games of any sport I've ever seen. I just think the way it ended soured the whole thing with the more boundaries rule

feel for the kiwis honestly, winning by some arbitrary statistic isn't right, should have just done another super over, guess nobody thought a game would ever go to that

Ok mate good talk

Does anyone have a .webm of Ferguson's catch of Morgan?

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>expecting good talk from that flag

>retards here voting for today's meme game over 438-434

Sounds about right for /cric/'s iq

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Thought that wickets taken is a better way. Runs are runs no matter how you get them.

hasn't really sunk in yet but the fact we had a super over in the world cup final is fucking mental

embarrassing

Utter mug. Hugely costly.

Its not illegal you thick fuck it wasn't deliberate, as when it comes to obstruction rules it always favours the batsmen, i know as i play and have had to read the rules due to being a skipper

The greatest ODI I’ve ever seen well played NZ.

It was Boult

did the bad guy win?

just remembered the kino tied Ireland Vs zimzalabim game in the 2007 WC

It's recency bias though isn't it, same reason on a list of the best albums ever you'll see Pet Sounds, Revolver, then To Pimp a Butterfly.

You didnt even watch the 438 game, you pathetic cunt.

Sports bodies don't like using defensive stats because they like to encourage offense.

I think if they change it, the tie-breaker will be further super-overs.

That's Sebbo's poll. He just googles stuff and doesn't know much about cricket

No, because neither India nor Australia got to the final.

>le cricketer
stop trolling that cu.ck lel

Yep, I think so, we need to give it time.

Would have thought at least one extra super over would be the obvious choice. I guess they never thought they'd have this situation in the fucking wc final

so who won the panjeet swing final?

>Hurrrrrr why do people who play cricket browse a thread dedicated to
Yanks need permabaning

not you

Stand by
There's a million other people
Stand by
There's a million other people here tonight
I can't stay on
STANDDDDD BYYYYYY

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did you?

>he's a paki

Hows's the wife, uh I mean neice, oh-sorry, I was right both times.

that'll be why he didn't include the aus v SA 1999 semi final which is still the best ODI i've watched

on talent nz were maybe the 6th best team in the tournament. leadership, temperament, and intelligent captaincy were massive factors in their success and that all reflects well on kane

Think it's funny how all the Poos who were salty NZ got to the final are now saying NZ was robbed.
Makes you think.

Rare times like this it would be nice to actually share the trophy DESU

>not filtering all burgerposts
It's like you want this to happen

;)

got that song stuck in my head now
catchy desu

WAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY


ITS
ITS
ITS

COME HOME
THE TRINITY!!!!!!!!!!’

NZ defense is what made our games so much better and exciting. Having two teams luck swing at everything is total garbage.

ask your sister's boyfriend

you're no cricketer you fat fucking neet cunt lel stfu

Yeah, probably not - they didn't think too much about it as it was highly unlikely to ever matter, and they probably didn't like the idea of a 'never-ending' match, esp. considering broadcasers, as that sort of shit creates headaches and is more of an American thing anyway.

sebbos having an absolute shocker

Yeah I agree, but it's totally arbitrary

Like I said
Easy win

Bottle job nation

Who's sheeting more? Pakis or Poo's?

What do you think he's up to now?

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That implies that I'm your nephew, you dumb fucking shitskin, oh, also, I don't have a sister.

When's the parade lads. Will defo be going.

Never thought it was bad but it really was next level today with the begging for attention

>been at the pub since 10am
>based kiwi supporters being bro-tier all game
>even got the rounds in after they lost
You sheepshaggers are alright

come on lad you just won the cup, don't be a cunt

Indians probably, they were expecting to win. Pakis know their team is shit.

Pakis

World Champions

Pakis. Have you even checked the thread.

To all newfriends in this thread: the american is a notorious shitposter in these threads. He's doxxed himself accidentally and hes fatter than you can imagine.
Dont bother replying to his posts as he just craves attention. He doesn't watch cricket and simply reads about series on cricinfo and wikipedia and pretends as if he's knowledgeable

Lads I got a bit carried away beating my wife after the loss and now she wont wake up. It's looking a bit grim here

wish sebb would use a tripcode so i can filter him

Imagine if it was Australians.
Bet they'd have started fights by being obnoxious.

They’re english tbf

Poos legit thought they were going to win and got btfo

Pakis are constantly seething, it's due to their inbred genes, violent culture and inferiority complex towards their Indian cousins.

nah m8, no bad guy here

Probably that one Scottish autist.

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Now I can pee :P

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no worries mate, just get a hung jury and they'll go by how many pairs of shoes you own, >5 and you're a free man

Totally agree.
Dead chuffed for the boys but if there were two names on the trophy tonight, it wouldn't be an injustice.

The Triple Crown Came Home
Thanks To The Kiwi Bottle Jobs

Canada got the last post kek

FUCK I was just cutting that

leaf got the last post.

This match was one of the best ever.
Thank you New Zealand.

>>'94242899

>weebshit
>A FUCKING LEAF
grim

yes, but there are plenty of worse guys who didn't

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we did it lads
we managed to overshitpost the sticky past the 2016 Euro final.
BIG
DIC
/CRIC/

Probably. Unbelievable amount of India/Pakistan fans being salty as all hell all game long.

Ur welcome

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He was three feet from winning the game.
Fucking hell.

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That was me ;). Finished it with dubs.

I want to meme but I actually feel really fucking bad for the Kiwis. I hope you still feel very proud of your team.

Fat cunt don't project

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Fuck England. I hope we rape your asshole and retain the ashes.
Pointed the finger at us for sandpaper, yet you guys fucking broke the world cup with your country's shit weather, sloped ground and rule fuckery. Wouldn't have even made the finals if the weather was not English that's for sure. Worst world cup winners since Sri Lanka 96.

Please get fucking nuked.

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Solid posting from the tail enders. We did well to get over the line.

The power of Commonwealth

Is this is the new underarm moment that'll seethe peewees for coming ages

What sports do you guys even play LMAO

nah thats my ex-neighbor who migrated to england for white pussy, he have been getting plenty of it
he is a bi so yeah

>scribbles out right forearm
reckon there's some cringe-tier forearm tat there
also you look like a ranga in that lighting

Not upset at all. I was cheering for England since the start.

Based

LMAO never change cuckpool

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As an english born currently visiting family, I can say that we should give the cup to NZ

its just not cricket

>8 (Eight) wickets

Position number = 12
Number of posts shown on the regular sp board = 1836
1 + 8 + 3 + 6 = 18
1 x 8 x 3 x 6 = 144 = 12 x 12
Sounds good to me.

Fair play to the kiwis. Truly unbelievable game of cricket

It's not even remotely similar to the Underarm though.

fucking based cricket lads

very gracious lads

They're really not m8

Didn't Grandhomme get nearly 7 entire overs of dots? Mental.

Nah fuck um. Should have brought on Kieran Read instead of that bottling cunt guptil

I wonder if this will surpass it. Maybe not since it wasn't deliberate but the consequences are pretty unparalleled

>ah being a kiwi is a suffering
kek

Proved you wrong though fat cunt at least i play the best sports in the world, cricket and football

No because it was just bad luck. The underarm was deliberate scum tactics

>guppy on the ground after that over
I love him and I swear to fucking god if people are angry at him or say he lost us the game in any way, I'm going to be so ashamed of this country. you can see how much it meant to him and I felt his pain. I know he's getting on a bit but I hope he's not done with this team and he sticks around.

Aussie rules and cricket haha

how was your bronze final m8, did you win?

Unironically one of the most incredible spells ever bowled in a World Cup Final

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>he plays wogball
yep. that one's going in my cunt compilation

best economy in the tournament

I'd rather lose every game of cricket than step one foot into the literal shithole that is India

Don't respond to sebbo lad. Hes a literal fatcunt attention whore who doesnt watch cricket

LMAO

The actual fuck is wrong with these inbred retards?

Hope you know that most lads play both sports and always have, you just prove that yanks are thick as

;^(

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Oh no no no no no

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Been watching cricket and supporting England since two hours ago.

Proudest day of my life

herschelle gibbs was right

This.

What did he say?

Not even joking but that Oye Hoye cup win is about even with a world cup to me. Can't fucking believe we beat pakistan away and are 2nd in test rankings. Proud of this team.

>extra time
>extra time
>super over
You can say that again.

Yeah can't imagine playing with all that pressure, bad enough when you get 100 people watching

I've been posting in /cric/ for a day and know not to reply to the burger, embarrassing anyone continues to feed him replies

"fucking bunch of fucking animals...bunch of hyenas...fucking go back to the zoo! fuckin pakistanis..."

Anyone got a video of this?

I reckon that Pakistan might end up winning the T20 world cup next year, or at least end up in the finals.

Based

Please watch the ashes starting on august 1st

When was that?

>T20 world cup
Absolute meme shit. May as well watch the Rugby 7's world cup if you're going to sink that low

Today might have rekindled my interest in cricket I think lads

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Not really an appropriate response. Was expecting more of a critique of the Pakistani side and possibly an analysis of other contenders who can be the vectors instead.

>tfw all these cricket threads on spee atm
I want to post in them all but i cant keep up and also need to sleep ;_;

I can't see a little urn in that picture.

We'd have never heard the end of this if we lost today, thanks NZ.
My heart goes out to all the ebin memesters who had shitposts ready for when we lost.

Its literally a meme. Anyone could turn up and win it, just look at the windies

Can we have a test like Edgbaston 2005 after this World Cup?

I didn’t see you in the final?

what league is the premier league of cricket?

Australia and England have more meme hitters than Pakistan and Windies can still be decent

how come poo peeland has never won a cricket cup?

IPL desu loads of money in that

World test championship

ipl

West Indies seems to have geared themselves up for T20, most likely because they know that they aren't good at other formats anymore.

Ashes is our little thing. Other fuckers not allowed.

The table topping New Zealand

genuinely today was up there with edgbaston 2005 for me
first started with cricket with 99 WC and remember the following NZ series after when we hit rock bottom. been a crazy twenty years desu and moments like today make it all worthwhile

2007
youtube.com/watch?v=dGl5U6I7bmg

Only been in the finals like 2 times. It took England 4 tries until they won their first one so have some patience ;)

we did it england :)

based, and by that i truly mean that he was being himself without caring about what others may think of him

Holy shit

None. Cricket is played internationally as series. The most important for england being the ashes.
Cricket is much more about rivalries between nations. Any england vs aus/india/south africa series will be good

not interested in shit-talking any kiwis after this but thankfully there are enough seething poos on the internet to get my delicious schadenfreude

>those fucking comments

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Love a racist saffa

How do people watch non international sports?

Who cares if some team just buys the best players from around the world like premier league

Playing for your country is the highest form of sporting

I think you might want to check those stats lad.

You are correct there.

So so so true.
Mental to think pakis genuinely believe they deserved to win this world cup

1979, 1987, 1992 and 2019. Thats all isn't it?

How come the English opening batsman was given not out when NZ appealed? The prediction thing showed the ball hitting the stumps

Ashes is top tier.
I always think of it as Australia being number 1 but i looked through the history and it's unbelievably equal.
Australia have more test wins: 134 vs England's 104
But the series win score is only Australia 33 to England's 32.

Mad respect for Guptill immediately signalling six. True gent.

Stupid umpire's call bullshit.
The same thing happened with one of your opening batsmen too btw.

have got very used to cric every night. going to be a grim week and a bit

Compare and contrast
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438 game was a better game of cricket.

World cup final was more exciting but only because of the stakes and ridiculous meme shit. Without godawful luck and meme rules NZ would have rightfully won by a few balls and it would be regarded as a good but not incredible game of cricket.

Low-scoring grindout games are more interesting IMO.

I'm sure they never used to use "umpire's call" when hawkeye was first introduced.

Yeah its extremely close. You lot won it in aus more recently than we've won it in englad, too. We're huge underdogs coming into this series tb h

Ponting was and is a first class cunt. And not the good Aussie style of cunt, just a cunt.

Probably one of the concessions they made to the BCCI to stop them boycotting DRS

/brit/ have /cric/ related OP

Low-scoring games are better

over half the ball needs to be hitting otherwise it goes down as umpire's call

Did nothing wrong here tbf

It's gonna be good

Can’t believe /ausnz/ isn’t up.

>there are literally multiple cricket related threads on Yea Forums
>there is even one cricket related thread on Yea Forums
Ban this nonsense.

So what did he do? Are you not allowed to let it touch the ground even if it's in your hand?

Sleepy but don’t want to sleep

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>That seething Auscunt in the Seething Poos thread
He's saying the Lord's slope is unfair and benefits England too much.

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It’s been dead for yonks.

No, if it touches the ground it's dropped.

Been at it for 2 hours now. The funniest thing is england have a shit record at lords and hes complaining about home field advantage
Grim honestly

oh yeah, we fucking dominate at lord's, it's not like it's one of our weakest venues in terms of win rate

kek that pitch is probably the best thing NZ could have hoped for

England always dominates on batting tracks

I really hope they tweak the DRS rules. Only 1 review is bullshit - cricket is slow enough that you can review more shit without it impacting things too much. There's no reason why they can't automatically review every wicket, and give each team 2 reviews.

I hope they don't make any knee-jerk changes because of all the weird shit that happened in the final, as there's a good chance a lot of those changes will cause bigger problems.

So what’s [REDACTED]’s problem?

Kek because we win all the time at Lords..

Why did I care more about this WC than any Ashes then? I'm a casual but this entire championship was the most fun I've ever had watching cricket.

Wtf was his problem?

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lords unironically suits away teams, as the slope brings line/length seam bowlers into play far more, which we don't really produce compared to swing bowlers. see: mcgod's record at lords. this aussie is probably a seething freshie tho

Might not see another WC win in another 50 years lads.

Then why have umpires in the first place if every decision should just be reviewed? Would slow down the game a lot imo.

>reminder that you should all prepare your anus for big Irish cocks in the upcoming test games

Got it?

Thanks
Its disappointing to me that the game was decided by all these weird rules, but at least both sides displayed good sportsmanship
Rather lose to England than cheating a*ssies

Absolutely grim.

Uh the world cup is an international series lad. Thats the kind of stuff im talking about. I mention ashes being the biggest since the world cup only happens every 4 years where as ashes is more common

because ur a fuckin cazzie m8

was it his problem, or Gunter's?

Now that's a low quality post.

Not every decision should be reviewed, just the major ones like wickets. I don't give a shit if they eventually get rid of umpires as long as the decisions are right. No-one watches game for the umpiring.

they are interesting to watch because there's always a chance of a wicket with an unplayable ball and one meme over can completely change a game, whereas on flat high scoring wickets a batsman like buttler, memeswell, de villiers can just end a game by himself and you literally can't stop him as they can just line up and destroy all the bowlers

>pitch was dogshit
>both teams hit 15 in the super over

explain this one

aussies went through a phase of winning 3-0,4-0,4-1 at minimum, and used to absolutely grind >us into the dirt with their ridiculous stacked team in the 90s which is why it feels unbalanced

So it was jinxed

You just said it:
>pitch was dogshit

>pitch was dogshit
I'm guessing this mean it was somehow both a road and simultaneously spin friendly.

what a clueless fucktard

Early 90s - 2005 = grim

youtu.be/lOPQ-odo2eI
Rantbro’s video is up. Unsurprisingly he’s saying it was really a draw and *cricket* was the winner.

Lords is a shit ground. "Muh history" (a lot of it bullshit) and being in London is literally the only "advantages" it has.

Good luck having an army when your country is overrun with aliens.

Fuck umpires, how long until we have Android umpires that never make an incorrect decision and do it immediately

desu only English Ashes with the dukes and greentops is kino

Aussie ashes are always dull borefests because england just give up straight away and get whitewashed on their bouncy roads

I DON'T LIKE CRICKET

Imagine actually hating on Lord’s. LITERALLY the home of cricket.

based

are full odi matches uploaded ever? would love to download today's match.

Dislike seeing those fossilised old cunts in the members section too.
Some of them are so old I don't think they even know their own names, much less what's going on.

Oh no

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>cricket was the winner
Least favourite set of words from today

this
eradicate the MCC boomers simple as

Uploaded where?
You can probably stream on demand from Willow if you subscribe directly from them.

I know when ESPN carries them you can usually stream the matches on demand for a week or two after.

I LOVE IT

Have you never been to the Adelaide oval?
Shit was great.

>Poos

>le epic respect man
He did that because he knew it would have been looked at anyway and immediately called a six.

Lamo you have to wait 29 years for an application to get looked at so no wonder they are all old

England undisputed GOATs. We MUST bow down to our English bvlls.

It’s really shocking how that cancerous participation trophy of a line has flown around the cricket world so fucking quickly.

Fuck off m8

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Cricket was the winner

Very strange how humble NZ cricketers are whereas Australian cricketers seem like wankers to a man (no offence lads)

based

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pls help

Hello boys. Didn’t post today. This has genuinely been one of the best days of my life. I cried when Jos stumped him. Actual tears. I’m so happy right now. Feel bad for my kiwi bros. You played magnificently. I’m really drunk right now. I love you all

What's to gain?

I was gonna go to bed after Root got out, luckily I didn't lads.

Super Overs should also have a tie option leading to another super over until a decision is reached. Prove me wrong, you can't.

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Bit gay mate

Don’t want to go to bed

>Captain is Irish (the fuck off England Irish)
>Batsman that won the game is a Poo Peelander
>Bowler that won it is a Barbados man
>Multiple Pakis in the team
Nice """""""""English"""""""" victory there.

They should just play 500 overs each as a tiebreaker.

8 wickets

Endless super overs just makes the match into one that rewards physical fitness and endurance rather than cricketing skill. It basically makes it into a mini test match.

diversity is our greatest strength

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING

super ball

Cheers mate
Don’t get racial

business idea: captains settle the match after a tie by playing through 50 overs again on super international cricket on the snes

There was a time when half of our cricket team was from South Africa so stop hating.

To be fair, Moeen and Rashid were born in England and Stokes moved there when he was 12.

You're going to see a lot of articles saying this because of Archer

Not sure who ever said cricket was boring. If I ever heard someone say that I’d glass him without mercy.

based england using players from colonies

>physical fitness and endurance rather than cricketing skill.

When cricketing skill is tied, then fitness and endurance should decide the winner.

Guaranteed 15+ replies from Mohammed al-shareef and his friends

And KP wasn’t exactly English either.

Adelaide and perth have god tier tracks. Can't wait to see an ashes test at the new perth stadium. The india aus test there was fucking kini

Think it’s fair to bash anyone who says it’s boring

>>Captain is Irish (the fuck off England Irish)
>>Batsman that won the game is a Poo Peelander
>>Bowler that won it is a Barbados man
>>Multiple Pakis in the team

Wow this is worse than I thought. How many actual englishmen are there in the team?

Every other Aussie being good sports
This one being a bellend
You know aussies this one will be used as the example of "australians in general"
GRIM

hahahahahaha

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But if pakis born in England aren't English because of blood then Morgan is English because of his mum ;)

New Zealand was the winner

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You missed some insanity on spee

kek

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All the kiwis too. Don't think I've seen any seethe from the country that lost today at all.

It appears you have already visted that link...

kek

Top 10 Injustices in Sport (Number 3 Will Shock You)

Fantstic finrsl wlll fonr ikiel klads!!!!!!!!!!

I live kind of close of here. They have a cricket team lol

They should just make the teams do pressups and the first to do 100 wins.

Perth Stadium's pitch is really weird. Green, bouncy and quick. The green bit is strange, I think the stadium being between a river loop affects the pitch in a weird way.

fackin rlll . oisseef lsds

holy mother of truthie

Absolutely howling

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What a based fucking game, I might get my emulator out tonight

Is there a team editor? Might try and recreate the current sides

Only dodgy ones are Morgan and Archer desu, rest all moved here young and are pretty fully English

kiwis have a few players born in places like south africa too.

The unedited version icc didn't want you to see

'chabin bla
weeewwww what A GAME innit x

Do the Mark Richardson method

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That pitch is weirder than the waca. It's not as fast but holy fuck it's not like any pitch I've ever seen. Scorchers have a shit record there because it's so unlike the Waca and potentially any pitch in the world.

That's biased against the superior Mega Drive nations

I know Brian Lara 96 has an editor

fukyin hell im piddrfn

Didn't starc get the reccord for fastest ball there?

KEK

It's been a long night and I don't have the energy to seethe. It was a good game and it just didn't go our way. I'd be pissed off if they had embarrassed themselves like last time though

only knew 1 kid who had a snes at school, sega was far more popular

thinking of launching a truthnuke directly at sebbos fat fucking head

seethe supreme

Remember how fucking wildly it changed over the course of that test match? Literally was a different pitch every hour or so lol
Great viewing tb h

Off to bed lads.

Doubt it, but that pitch is so hard to play on for batsman potentially. It didn't seem that way before the India test too (sheffield shield match there had high batting scores), but I think only Kohli lasted on it for the test.

That was at the waca, the old and very historic stadium

based and blapilled

Sleep tight, don't let whatever horrific monstrosity australia has instead of bed bugs bite.

60% based

Can't be denied 2bh

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You now remember my “rapes of Sussex” banter with Zachy

At least Australia knows the Waca is shit so doesn't feel the need to keep trotting it out like Lord's

You definately cannot get comfy on it. It changes by the hour as it roasts in the sun right. The freo doctor just never turns up in it too because of the stands, so it just roasts and does all sorts.
And it's so fucking green, like the greener than indian pitches green. How? How does that happen?

Morgan is a Welsh surname so his ultimately has Welsh + English roots.

x congrats bla

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huh

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>can't spend a moment celebrating your country's first wc win without sperging about politics
Sad desu

Just got up can someone give me a rundown of what happened?

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Cricket won

The greatest moment of our lives

Caught the last 2 hours of this. It was the first cricket game I've ever watched so I'm glad it turned out to be a cracker - the best of all time I'm hearing??? Haha anyway I'll probably never watch another cricket game again since nothing will ever live up to this.

It was fast though. You could make runs, but it wasn't that easy. The cracks were fucked on it. Had canyons on it by day 5 because of the soil and heat.
PS's pitch is green though and fast. Weirdest thing I've ever seen and the ICC rated it only 3 stars (probably as it was a bit dangerous). PS is like the MCG, only it's in a mediterranean climate which creates chaos for that pitch. I imagine South Africa's grounds would do the same if they were built like PS.

That thing is a cauldron, yet it's green. The breeze never quite hits the pitch like the Waca.

Those types don't even enjoy the sport, they had this pre-written just in case most likely.

>kino game
>historic win
>unrivaled joyous occasion
>immediately makes it political
Whats wrong with these people lol

kek when he said to sreesanth 'show me your heart, you haven't got it' and he hit him for a six next ball

Watch the 2005 Ashes. Unequivocally was better.

CRICKET

england dirty british cheat thief and lied to world cup
like east india company they did not win. NZ champions of world hearts
agree!?

Absolutely love when they try to imply that descendents of British ancestors who were born in British colonies are somehow foreign to Britain

It's high IQ. Hitting sixes is for low iq fans

cuck

normie

chad

this is, undisputably, THE post tbqh ngl bla x
weew, well done x

The greatest World Cup final ever

2005 edgbaston was better. So was 438 albeit less significant.
Tune in for the ashes starting on august 1. Should be kino series

Radio is the patrician way to enjoy cricket.

Why do liberals blur the line between legal and illegal immigration? Every country has the right to criminalize illegal immigration. Nothing nazi like about it. It's the same as protecting your home from strangers.

I looked at his account, he's so proud of that tweet that he pinned it. Embarrassing

Okay now this is absolutely based

Based me, commonwealth subject at large.

Morgan is English

A reminder to NZ, Australia, poos, England and the rest of you cazzies on Yea Forums

Pakistan beat both England and New Zealand, the finalists, with ease. Pakistan deserved to win the title.

The post that saved /cric/

Also most of them aren't even EU migrants, they're all from outside of the EU apart from Morgan, so it is an odd point

England got a two ridiculous miracle sixes in the last two overs leading to the game becoming tied. NZ fucked up the last two balls of the super-over, leading to a tie and England winning on boundaries.

I feel bad for missing it desu. I went to sleep at 30 overs. Will watch the replays

*snap*
Yep. That one’s going in my “the post” compilation.

kino celebrations

twitter.com/shrikantlondon/status/1150509681447751682

what a fucking game

Don't know why it felt like Boult wasn't even trying here to save the catch.

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Damn. Fuck. Too much happenings, I smoked weed and slept. Regrets

He's literally from Malahide and only went to England because we didn't have test status.
Not really sure though that Irish are immigrants when in England, I think there's some ancient law over there Irish are not to be considered as aliens.

mobile.twitter.com/KeiranLee/status/1150465991282835456

jock venting his frustrations on /cric/ waiting for his munchy box and irn bru delivery

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England - We will win d World cup easy

New zelend - Hold my kiwi.

Icc - Hold my rules booket !!

Like if U agree nz won hearts of cricket fans of the world, Comment for england

youtu.be/Kwu1yIC-ssg?t=296

It's more that his mum is English,.

plebbit permanently raging

*comments*

woah lads yeah this one right here is the post

/comments for england

>tfw there are probably millions of cazzies in england who are moderately interested in cricket now
>tfw theyll never watch a match again because no cricket on FTA
so grim

ohh very sad!!! for new zealand

mobile.twitter.com/sundarpichai/status/1150465789843005440

*likes and comments*

The hundred literally has a bunch of matches on FTA next year you cazzie

Dil Mil rejected my piccy. What the fuck, even having Mr. foo foo in my pic isn’t allowed?

IT'S
COMING
HO-
oh wait we actually won it isn't a meme
not sure how to feel lads just never been in this position haha

god I hate indian/paki fans

they embarrass the sport since they're so overly enthusiastic they just decide to stick their oar in everywhere for anyone who is interested in it and completely put them off with their retardedness.

Not sport related. Take it to /out/

twitter.com/haiderakhtar1/status/1150482891434024960

Was a great time for sport honestly, shame you had to miss one to watch the other properly.

How about i take your mother out haha get it

lads been loving the seethe on bigfooty not gonna lie

Australians seem more buttblasted by this result than the kiwis kek

Reminder that this was called a wide in the Superover and NZ got a free hit, despite the fact that it went under his bat.

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It's funny because the highlights make it seem insane but it was even crazier live. There was at least three times when you think England are totally fucked.

kiwis are literally hiding in their sheds too humiliated to post. they’ll be back by tomorrow, seething as usual

You want a piece of me?

Fuck me

this is what people who obsess about cricket's popularity don't understand, cricket is and always will be popular but sky is fucking it into the ground so viewership is low. s*ccer and other sports are regular fta fixtures and so is delayed coverage, but nope not cricket.

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I thought it was fucked as soon as Roy went out cheaply.

wish Japan and South Korea played cricket instead of them

Hundred is shit though and everyone will have forgotten about this match by next year. Needed the momentum going into the ashed

It is pretty shit. The only sport which was popular enough here to make that leap and not really take a hit in popularity (but still definitely did to an extent, especially to start with) was football.

feel for the kiwi lads

How they beat that side was beyond me. That Aus side was unbeatable. That loss made them retire early I think.

kek

>How they beat that side was beyond me.
stood on ball

on the line it's a wide, doesn't matter if it's under the bat since wides are only wides depending on where they cross the line. if a ball goes right through a batsman and spins so much it misses leg - wide.

What is the rule there?
I thought that was iffy.

Feel worse for them now they they have a billion inbred retards screaming they were robbed when as recently as yesterday they were saying NZ didn't deserve to be in the final.

Cricket needs more players like Kane Williamson. # True leader . I'm sure Kiwis won your hearts today ... yes??

It turned back in though. You can see it here at 7:04

McGrath injured kek

Just found out that there will be no street parade with the trophy.

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The Historical Triple Crown Confirmed

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I forgot about this actually.
espncricinfo.com/england/content/story/366225.html
I still think ball tampering is a slap on the wrist sort of thing though, unless you go as far as to use sandpaper on it.

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#England Country World cup Deserve it .. Well Congratulation Team England God Bless You
Well i am Naveed From Pakistan

tactical stray ball plant, bet it was flinty going undercover the fuckin legend

so true

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it's an absolutely fair call but true it went in our favour since quite often a ball like that is shown leniency at the start of an over, but given the circumstances and how consistent they were on calling anything wide/high, it was the sensible call

Shit happens I guess. It's not like having a rained out one day match though. That's preventable.

He meant mcgrath getting injured from stepping on a cricket ball during warmup before game 2 iirc

oooo...

dis^
many people mistake this for pure c.uckery, but NOT true!

I said "stood on ball", not "spit on ball".

Yep.

Don't agree desu. Think I'd be livid if I bowled that and the ump called it a wide.

Whole of fucking Pakistan hated them up until this morning.

Unless you bowl underarm to them.

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englind and new zelands played but in the end ingland cheat!!! bolt thouht caut but fell sleep in the big game!!! can't explain without fix!!!

I thought it was still 50/50 until like the 30th over, despite the run rate being dogshit, because I thought they'd turn it on - they just weren't aggressive enough until the 40th over.

Their batting tactics were terrible. They got themselves in a situation where they needed a miracle to win, they were just lucky enough to get it.

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Absolutely fucking shameless they are.

...

Time to sleep. Night dear boros
Please come back for the ashes, all the new posters itt

I suppose it's the nature of a cheater to look around and see cheating everwhere.

I thought the spell of 3(?) maidens at the end of the Powerplay was the moment it was fucked.

it just wasn't a good line, marginal but not enough to get livid about I reckon

We probably did worse mate. We used to play dirty in local leagues here as kids. Fuck, my junior side taunted a side so much in junior leagues one time that kids were coming off the ground after getting out balling their eyes out. My sides parents told that other side that it was all in the game and they should just get on with the cricket.
We bordering calling indian kids racist shit knowingly (ironically this indian on our side gave them the most of this 2bh). Fucking vile bunch and loved it ay.

crug

ok, this has won my heart

Fucking lel

No we didn't

Our hatred was reserved for India for throwing the game against England

How can you hate Kanos?