PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT NOW THAT YOU'VE GOTTEN A TASTE FOR HOW BASED IT IS

I'll give it a go Aussie bro

Leave the Aussies to Ben

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Fuck those are some rank slags.

I mean I still would. But I would be ashamed of myself.

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It is sad how a lot of casuals will be sucked into this "sport" based on this one freakishly interesting match

Not a sport, sorry sweetheart.

literally 2005 ashes all over again kek

straffo's sister is a literal goddess

Stfu they're roses

id shag all four without shame

THREE IS IN GOOD NICK

I would unironically take the pudgy belly middle left

God I want a qt Aussie slag waifu

*ahem*
Fuck the stupid more boundaries rule
Thank you for listening

I used to watch it as a kid when I used to play, flintoff, Peterson, ponting era etc I watched all the World Cup because it was in England. I’ll be watching it from now on mate. How’s the Indian league they do to watch?

hard pass

I'm not gonna be watching anything except those titties bounce while I fuck each and every one of them

for me, it's the fattie

good pick mate. Best looking shape of the bunch

>How’s the Indian league they do to watch?
would not recommend watching IPL cricket. its really shit and soulless (although this year's final was great)
i'd say try get back into the sport by watching the upcoming Ashes series. It's kino test cricket played in england >us. will have the best banter and threads

straffo's sister is a real gem

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This. The Ashes will be great. Fuck the IPL

genuinely, edgbaston 2005 is what got me into cricket

give me number two, she does butt stuff

>it's a hot day
>girls on a boat
> wearing bikinis

wow what slags!!! why are posters on here so pathetic and embarrassing?

oh, user
they all do butt stuff

you'd like to think that, wouldn't you

Because they hate women because they never get laid
Some things never change on Yea Forums

now that's not fair, i get laid and i still hate women. granted, i hate men too, but

gib Sheila gf

dubs of nonfiction

I do want to get into AFL, and I already watch Rugby League. No idea what Ashes has to do with anything though.

HOW DO I GET AUSTRALIAN GF PLS

you have to drink fosters

>Aussie girls = attractive
>NZ girls = good enough
>USA girls = attractive
>Canadian girls = attractive
>UK girls = ugly as sin
Why is this?

That's not really fair, British girls are just a bit of an acquired taste. They bring different strengths to the table
Girls outside the anglosphere though, jesus
Not even once

1 > 3 > 2 > 4

>Watching Ashes

Nah watch T20 world cup literally next year

state of angl*id women yikes
three is ok

3 > 1 > 4 > 2

4 1 3 2

2, 1, 3, 4

4,1,2,3

had no idea the Ashes were coming up.

what a great advert for Sky today was

2, 3, 4, 1

>4 over 1
you might be snowblind, my finnish friend

50 over cricket is just about bareable to watch.
>test cricket
Not even once

1 looks least attractive desu lad

m8 she has the best ratio, the lowest bodyfat, and the second-best bubbers among the group

Lol. This """"sport"""" has never been based, kino, etc, etc. It's laughable all the hype this match is getting because it was like the only nail biting finish in the history of all formats of cricket. Footy (real footy) routinely comes down to the final moments and plays, but it's so rare in cricket, its boomer fans have to hype it up to no end.

And even then, the finish in this match was mangled up. What kind of nonsense tie breaker was that? More boundaries. Lol. Be like in footy if you decided a tied match on which team had the most saves or longest goal. Footy, being the best designed sport in the history of our species implements a proper tie breaker.

I really do hate this """"sport""""". Rant over. Carry on, mates.

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>it was like the only nail biting finish in the history of all formats of cricket

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First ODI final decide by a super-over, and even then the match wasn't really "decided" and they had to resort to the dumbest tiebreaker in the history of sport.

Football World Cup Finals routinely go into extra time and penalty shootouts.

>football matches being decided by penalties is a good thing
>a nail biting finish has to go down to a tiebreaker outside normal rules
such a casual. What makes this tiebreaker so amazing is how improbable it is for them to even tie (unlike football when a "tie" can, and often does in WC finals, mean literally nobody scored in 90 minutes). Maybe if cricket games regularly didn't have any scorers in the whole game they'd have honed the tiebreaker situations a bit more.

>What makes this tiebreaker so amazing is how improbable it is for them to even tie
That's what makes cricket a shit sport. Blowouts are really the norm in the sport. Footy is sustained tension for 90 minutes since the score is typically tied or within a goal either way throughout.

I've had to endure more cricket than anyone here since my father was a fanatic. The sport is rarely, rarely tense.

fuck off back to napoli wog cunt

4 4 4 4

thats a dude bro

which one do you think drops the healthiest shits?

world cup's over, sage all cricket threads, fuck this semen slurping shit

shut up bitch

You're a Division Two Cricket nation now, which means you have a chance of qualifying for 2023. If you do, you'll be forced to endure your media pushing the sport.

based

is it gauche to wear a us mens soccer jersey to a us cricket watch party

seconds after his photo was taken straffo did a huge bomb from the treeswing and drenched them with water

>implying you're not a 300lb neckbeard that couldn't even land something half as hot

1 is the only attractive chick
t. your resident chink

Won't watch a single delivery.

Truth.

>bb piercing
>'attractive'
no

If you were on a boat party with them, what would you talk about? These are the things that keep me up at night

women like this are the easiest to talk to. just ask them about their friends/get them talking about each other and the rest is butter

They cute

just ask them if they want to be rolled back into the water. that should set things up nicely.