Only nation to win the Football, Rugby and Cricket world cup

Greatest sporting nation on Earth

>irrelevant regional sports

irrelevant sports

what are these?

They're the only country that cares about all three to be fair

>54 British Home Championship
Yea I'm thinking based

>implying we care about rugby or cricket

oh no no no no

>New "England"
>New "York"
>The British colony of Toronto

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

HOW COULD INDIA, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, SOUTH AFRICA ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There's SA and the other home nations tbf lad

fuck off

yes, none of the franchises to which these awards are given are based in england

Cricket is literally our fifth sport, after football, rugby league, rugby union, and tennis. Almost everyone was watching tennis over cricket today even with no Englishman in the final.

If we sent our best players, we would dominate all of your "sports".

0 Real (Mens) World Cups
0 Club World Cups
0 Rugby World Cups
0 Cricket World Cups

See, I can pick cherry pick competitions you aren't eligible to take part in too

Cricket is way bigger than rugby league, but yeah tennis is probably bigger

>0 super bowl world championships
2 SUPER BOWL RINGS FOR PROUD LONDON BOY OSI UMENYIORA
>0 world series championships
WINNERS OF THE INAUGURAL 1938 BASEBALL WORLD CUP
LOOK IT UP IT'S REAL AND IT WAS WON BY OUR BRAVE BOYS
>0 nba world championships
AN NBA CHAMPION RING FOR PROUD BRITISH MAN OG ANUNOBY
>0 nhl world championships
SKATING IS FOR GIRLS

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

WHITER THAN YOU
BEAT YOU IN 2 WARS
SAVED YOU FROM GERMANY OCCUPATION TWICE

Don't get shot.

>5th
It's second biggest in the world lad

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>flag
>WHITER THAN YOU

based

this fatso is right.

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this.
Also 0 Grey cups.
Olympic golds in hockey
IIHF championships or even world baseball classics.
desu only the big 4 and Tennis matter.

We also have a Rugby League World Cup and Baseball World Cup.

>England the first baseball world cup champions

>Olympic golds in hockey
Yes we do you fucking retard. We won Gold in 1936. We literally have more Olympic Golds than Finland. Jesus Christ. Unless you mean 'field hockey'. Since that's what we call hockey. I mean, we invented both sports too so...
>tf
>tp
A fucking leaf.

We have an Olympic Gold in Ice Hockey. We have a Baseball World Cup. Come on man. Don't talk about shit you know nothing about and sucking up to the Yanks.

Jesus this reeks of casual.
Professional hockey at the Olympics was played between 1998 and 2014.
Only Canada, Sweden and the Czech Republic have won. might as well say Canada has a Fifa world cup.

MIght even have another world cup soon, we can't keep getting away with it

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You may add the Roller Hockey world cup

Now help us make our hockey version relevant PLEASE

you have not won professional Olympic hockey nor a world baseball classic. stop spinning shit to sound good. this is a sports board and you just look retarded.

>Be Brown
>Moved from Leicester to Liverpool
>Wonder where all the brown people are

It makes sense now.

They won Commonwealth gold last year which is superior to the netball world cup.

What the fuck is this then?

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you have to go back

what a shit country

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a casual tourney, literally played at the summer Olympics at times. It was not even run by the IIHF back then and did not have professional participation. maybe stop googling random wikipeida statistics and actually watch sports?

Liverpool has absolutely no good places to eat since they have like one good Indian resturant.

Why is Philadelphia and Chicago filled with negros. I tought winter is their kryptonite

indian food sucks

What a fucking cope. GB officially has a Olympic Gold in Ice Hockey. Cope more, fag.

Hard fucking cope. Never seen a more seething leaf. I never said we won a World Baseball Classic, but we have a Baseball World Cup and an Olympic Gold. These are undeniable and your 'b-b-b-but this doesn't count' is just false. Take it up with the Olympic Committee (UK invented modern Olympics btw).

If youre the only nation playing tyrone it doesnt really count

I don't give the slightest amount of fucks for your leaf sport. You came in here bragging about lacking Olympic golds in (ice?) hockey, which is apparently incorrect. I'm going to take wikipedia as a better source of information over a random salty moosefucker. You're wrong, so maybe stop posting on Yea Forums and fuck off back to your igloo.

deadset, would love to see that happen. Plus, it'll complete England's Sports Trophy room well.

Even actual English people would disagree, come on now.

based

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Since you guys think you can talk, why don't you have a shot beating them? grub.

>1966
LOL
>rugby
who cares
>cricket
who cares x1000

Canada has technically won a soccer world cup then. and We think soccer is the gayest shit on earth.
>we have beer league wins
okay, so we can agree England has never won a professional international tournament in the big 4, but you won some beer league stuff 90 years ago. I am the one who is coping. Your accomplishment almost amounts to maybe being in the audience of the Spengler cup you should be proud.

Which one have the Netherlands won?

Is that Oswald Mosely on the left.

Football and cricket are the two most watched sports in the world

Rugby world cup is a bigger accomplishment than Fifa desu. Same as League.

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Yeah, only one WC looks terrible compared to Netherlands’ trophies-
Oh wait
Hahaha

MUH SPEED SKATING MEDALS

>Canada has technically won a soccer world cup then
No you haven't. A world cup is different to an Olympic gold (despite what Uruguayans would believe). I will help you understand because you're clearly very slow:
>Canada won a football olympic gold. Canada has never won the football world cup.
>England/Great Britain won an Ice hockey olympic gold. I don't know what other tournaments exist in ice hockey, but I will assume we've never won an ice hockey world cup.
Nobody claimed Canada didn't win the football olympic gold medal. You claimed that England didn't actually win the ice hockey olympic gold, which we have. It's very simple.

What? Olympic Gold =! World Cup. If it did, then England would have four. I said we won a Olympic Gold in Ice Hockey. We have. I did not say we had won an Ice Hockey World Championship. I said we had won an Olympic Gold, which you stated we hadn't. We have.

There is no technicality about it. GB has a Olympic Gold in Ice Hockey. Tough fucking shit. We also have a Baseball World Cup. Again, tough fucking shit. You have an Olympic Gold in Football. Well done. GB has three. Uruguans who say 'Well that's a World Cup' and post a bit of paper that FIFA has since removed from their website says it would count as a 'World Championship' not a 'World Cup'. Therefore Uruguay does not have those as World Cups. That's a technicality. GB having an Olympic Gold in Ice Hockey isn't a technicality. It's a fact. Again, seethe harder to the Olympic Committee and say it doesn't count.

>rugby
>cricket
who the fuck cares

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England has three Rugby League World Cups (under GB heading, where 90% of the team is English).

>No you haven't. A world cup is different to an Olympic gold (despite what Uruguayans would believe).
It was the equivalent of the time. Highest tournament in the sport (not true of any of your claimed things) by your own retarded Metric Canada is just as good as you at soccer.
>>Canada won a football olympic gold.
they don't have football at the Olympics, but we won soccer yes, prior to the world cup, when it was the highest tournament.
>England/Great Britain won an Ice hockey olympic gold.
which is not the highest tournament, olympics had professional participation between 1998-2014. (KHL and euro leagues were in 2018 so I will allow it)
>I don't know what other tournaments exist in ice hockey,
obviously, which is why you are embarassing yourself.
>but I will assume we've never won an ice hockey world cup.
correct.
>Nobody claimed Canada didn't win the football olympic gold medal.
because Olympic soccer isn't a thing. you claimed you have Olympic golds in hockey. only 1998-2014 count (2018 is arguable). You could have googled it, but you just googled technically you won a participation trophy 100 years ago instead of researching. hence why I am being obtuse and using your lack of knowledge against you in the only sport you dumb cunts watch.
>You claimed that England didn't actually win the ice hockey olympic gold, which we have. It's very simple.
My apologies. but sporting counteies know what I meant, I forgot foot fairies no literally nothing about sports outside their own slog. next time I will better explain it like you are retarded.
England has never won a professional international hockey or baseball tournament. professional ice hockey was not at the Olympics the year you won. sorry for the confusion.

1. Association Football (Soccer) - 4 Billion Fans. Association football, or soccer, is the most popular sport in the world.
2. Cricket - 2.5 Billion Fans.
3. Field Hockey - 2 Billion Fans.
4. Tennis - 1 Billion Fans.
5. Volleyball - 900 Million Fans.
6. Table Tennis - 875 Million Fans.
7. Basketball - 825 Million Fans.
8. Baseball - 500 Million Fans.

Fun fact, all of these bar Volleyball was invented by the UK (Canada will claim they weren't a colony when basketball was invented but they were)

What sport will the UK invent next?

/strength in depth/

I was making a dumb comparison to mock your dumb comparison. England did not even qualify while professional hockey was at the Olympics. sorry user. if they merged the fifa world cup with the summer Olympics we suddenly wouldn't have a fifa world cup here in Canada.
yeah, wish the tourney was a bigger deal. it is hard to even get a god tier aussie team when it is such a backseat sport. is impressive blowing the fuck out of aussies at their thing tho.
also 90% English? though it would be more Northern Irish.

not even reading the replies but suffice to say that was an easy low effort trigger

See retard. GB has three Olympic Golds in Football. Therefore by your retarded metric, we're better. Again, FIFA said that Gold Medals would count as a 'World Championship' not a 'World Cup'. So, again, stop talking shit. You talking about 'professional participation' is bullshit because, again, your claim was we didn't have an Olympic Gold in Ice Hockey. Yet we do. Again, seethe to the Olympic Committee.

This is just grim. I've never seen such a seethe. Ice Hockey became an official Olympic Sport in 1924. We won it in 1936. It is an official sport and is officially recognised by the Olympic Committee. Not by some seething leaf on the internet.

That four off Stoke's bat will forever be known as THE BAT OF GOD !!! (get it ?)

Based. I'm coming to Portugal on holiday next month

How can other nations even compete
very comfy

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Don't think there is much you can invent that isn't just a variation of what already exists. For example, the newest 'proper' sport is Bossaball and is just a combination of football, volleyball and something else I forget.

based and ally pilled

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literally only Canadians, Americans, fins swedes Czechs and Solvaks count as people.
My soccer comparison was to make fun of your comparison. not an actual one. that was the joke,I was making fun of you because you don't know hockey.
>IoC
that is great. But sadly none of those are recognized by the IIHF. But hey IOC recognizes our soccer win but not your fifa world cup;

whats next?

>1. Association Football (Soccer) - 4 Billion Fans. Association football, or soccer, is the most popular sport in the world.
>2. Cricket - 2.5 Billion Fans.
Sports in which the "winner" is determined without winning anything is not a sport.

>3. Field Hockey - 2 Billion Fans.
99.99% of the world population can't even name a single player of this sport

>4. Tennis - 1 Billion Fans.
gruntserve is not a sport

>5. Volleyball - 900 Million Fans
excuse to wank, not a sport

>6. Table Tennis - 875 Million Fans.
All fans are soulless chinks.

>7. Basketball - 825 Million Fans.
>8. Baseball - 500 Million Fans.
Closest things to a proper sport, neither invented by br*ts.

To be fair, I believe we are also current world champions at welly-wanging, black pudding throwing and bog snorkelling.

I think some bloody American cheated his way to the cheese-rolling title, though.

You tell that Muslim off, K-Mart USA

btw IIHF is the official governing body of hockey at the Olympics and don't recognize your championship....

what is crickette again ?

I can smell the desperation.
And it smells like seethe.

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Damn this weak b8 got so many bong replies

I think the question now is what world changing machine will the British invent next.

C'mon, man, you know the only reason Cricket is that high is because literally billions of poos watch it.

>2. Cricket - 2.5 Billion Fans.
How many of these are street shitters exactly? More than half at least.

Can we really call cricket a sport if indians can be decent at it?

Hibernation machine. To help the hooligans skip off season

shut up mart sharter

Theyre eligible for all of those. Theyre just too shit to compete in them kek

based.

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Baseball was invented in Britain kek

>some brit whacks an apple with a branch, then dies of the plague
>200 years later an American invents baseball
Stop believing brit lies.

we once won the darts world cup
true sport of kings

Cricket and rugby "world"cups
Literaly waterpolo tier.
Football is ancient history

All sports we don't care about. Try winning in something relevant

>American baseball historian David Block, suggests that the game originated in England; recently uncovered historical evidence supports this position. Block argues that rounders and early baseball were actually regional variants of each other
Not sure what to tell you mate. it was played in its current form in england originally. And at best its derived from rounders which is a fucking children's sport in england lmao

>greatest middleweight fighter of all time

How do JF’s cope on a day to day basis?

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BUDDEH

>seething wog
Like poetry

Unironically an incredible accomplishment. Unlikely to be matched.

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No one really gives a fuck about cricket except try hard Pakistan and India.

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Based

Number 1 sport here hence the 5 world cup wins

Lel

Rugby league is no where near cricket
We're the only based country that cares about league

World Series? no? then fuck off faggot.

. Cricket - 2.5 Billion Fans.
>Sports in which the "winner" is determined without winning anything is not a sport

Yeah that's not how cricket works.

Game ends 241-241.
There is a superover that ends 15-15.
Then the two teams congratulate each other on a nice game then one collects a trophy and the other is sent home with nothing.

Bunch of shit septic sports

England hit more boundaries lad
Granted, there should have been another super over, but ties in cricket are so unprecedented already, a tie in a suoer over is literally one in a billion

DEO GRATIAS ANGLIA REDE PRO VICTORIA

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God bless

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The ard men love their transfer drama though.

Heemlet get ye gone.

Don't you have a world cup of that?

No but there is an international series olayed against ireland

top jej

American's always forget that no matter what argument they come up with it still doesn't stand in the face of

>Who created the US in the first place.

kek

Literally everyone in the world hates us because of our based former empire and importance to world history, feels good man.

>Excluding Portugal absolute legends.

BASED post.

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Is America the only country that refers to its national sport championships as "world" championships when they are factually NOT world championships whatsoever?

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>now if you win an AFL premiership i will be impressed beyond words.
The west Brit contingent is leading your lads overall in the compromise rules AFL thing

played and watched by like 2 billion people

even more embarrassing