New Zealand appreciation thread

>boults catch on the ropes
>stokes’ deflection to the boundary
>all those near misses at the start of engs over

So fucking unlucky kiwis

Based #RESPECT
shall not be laughing at NZL, good game boys

THIIIIIIIIS

NZ deserved to win it. Every time someone talks about this final they will talk about that boundary.

Bloody good game chaps. Your lads did really well.

>Cope

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reminder that kiwis have the based OYE HOYE trophy which is infinitely more coveted than the world cup

NZ lost the match....to save the sport.

kind of a bullshit way to win a final I will admit
honestly do feel sorry for NZ

thanks kermit
allah was not on our side today

This is just compensation for all the good luck they had before. Reminder, Pakistan deserved to be here

thanks mate, but it's fine.
what a game.
well done England.

No laughing at NZ here lads. But seething aussie on the other hand....

God was on England's side.

Have a feeling Archer hasnt fitted into the Englel team quite yet

How on Earth did NZ not win that game

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We didn't lose the match. It was a tie. We lost the tournament on a count back from the final group positions.

>kiwi throws ball at bat
>goes to boundary

How is this cheating and not just retardation

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gg kiwi bros, most based nation in the southern hemisphere

>cheating
read the rule book you kangaroo fucking faggot

It's all so painful
GG england but

maybe don't throw it where the bat's gonna silde in haha

T H I S
H
I
S

They can never take away the Oye Hoye

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Fair play New Zealand, I was pulling for you.

for me NZ actually won, stupid rules made by jews doesn't count
fuck brit scum assholes

Most intense cricket match I've ever followed

rent free

Bit rude m8

based

SEETHING

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Sucks to lose but gg England.

read the rules

Game was great but the overthrow meme rule seems pretty silly when it's of no fault of the fielders. Why does it add both the boundary and the runs?

based paki

Said it before said it again. NZ is the Atletico Madrid of cricket. Overachieve with a largely mediocre team and though they get so close they cant fucking get there. England on the otherhand. They already had their test dominance for a while. Now its ODIs and well done to them. Best in the world. Even though they have only one bowler (archer) whose capable kf being a class test bowler unlike any other team.

I'd usually just shitpost but that was legit the greatest cricket/sports match I've ever seen.
Bravo lads, hard luck

>hitting the ball twice during the same bowl
>getting all out for ten wickets
>tying the tiebreaker
>win
England will always have an asterix next to their name when they talk about this world game. We got rule fucked, no two ways about it. The ICC needs to change this bullshit.

>Ever been a shitter way to “win” a cup?
I dunno, sandpapering the fucking balls maybe?

have the 'great britain' won anything without cheating?

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Weren't complaining about the laws surrounding NRR were you. Now shut the fuck up

if we'd beaten australia like that I would be shitposting obnoxiously until the early hours but I can't do that to NZ. they are decent blokes

come on mate.

*SNAP* yep, this ones going in my BASED folder

>poo peeland

OYE HOYE

Fucking kek

NZ gracious and still bantering the Aussies even in defeat

I do feel bad for the poo peelanders even tho I wanted them to lose

It is the fielders fault though. Why arent you backing up your wicket keeper? Bloody learned that as a 3 year old.

fuck this, i don't even like this gay sport anyway

checked and based

*extends hand*

well done lads, well played

good luck next time round

Does anyone know how many more boundaries England scored.

Can tell by their faces the england lads are all gonna get wankered and captured by papparazzi doin dodgy stuff in Soho tonight.

Kiwis on suicide watch

>back up after it flies off the bat at an unpredictable angle
(you)

I knew someone who literally looks so much like Eoin Morgan and is irish i genuinely wonder if theyre related

Will the Muslims in the English team get champagne thrown at them during celebration?

absolutely heartbroken frens, never cried over sports before but seeing guppy fighting back tears at the end there hit me hard. it's okay though, seeing how much it meant to england and thinking about how unforgettable that game was made it feel less like a loss, it could've been anybody's cup and I think everybody will remember how hard our boys fought. I can't think of a better game of any sport in history, it was incredible. so proud of the blackcaps and I hope the little controversies don't dominate the headlines because it was a classic game.

25 vs 17 I think

THE LAW OF KARMA

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

YOU CANT DO BAD STUFF AND EXPECT TO BE SAFE

THIS IS ALLAHS PUNISHMENT ON NEW ZEALAND

ALHAMDULILAH GOOD GUYS WIN PAKIS STILL WONTHE LAW OF KARMA

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

YOU CANT DO BAD STUFF AND EXPECT TO BE SAFE

THIS IS ALLAHS PUNISHMENT ON NEW ZEALAND

ALHAMDULILAH PAKIS STILL WON

>loser of the final gets man of the tournament

Kek when will this meme end

based xih lihong

Of course, God is an Englishman.

*grabs hand and shakes*

ooh forgot about that. Tbh though i dont really see a rule around it.

post yfw you notice that this thread has more posts than any of the celebratory england threads and you realise its because literally nobody believes england actually won the tournament legitimately

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8 more boundaries
They lost 2 more wickets though I don't really get why boundaries is the decider...

itll be alright mate, it was absolutely legendary xx

they stand off to the side when the champagne spraying starts
I like it because it definitively draws a line between normal people and the muslims
not prejudiced just dont like em simple as

Well fucking played you lads did your best and gave us a run for it. you are all eternal anglos each and every one of you

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>mfw the seething pakis peppered throughout the threads

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Based Kane Williamson gets Player of the Tournament. Shakib didn't win but I don't care. Kane deserves it.

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Imagine in football if the game ended after extra time and instead of penalties the game was decided on who scored more goals from outside the 18 yard line. What the fuck is this sport?

Imo if it comes off the batter it shouldn't count as overthrows and just count as the 4 it got. But it's such an unlikely thing to happen doubt they'd change anything about it

BASED

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not a proper comparison at all really.

>we obviously and intentionally fucked you over, heres a consolation prize
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I'm a little upset but I know it's just emotional. NZ just came on the wrong end.

do NZ really say 'eh' so much like Kane? I thought that was a South African thing?

as in "that's how the game goes eh?"

Id expect no less

Is NZ one of those great teams that wil never win anything, like Netherlands in football (excluding 1 Euro)

The games about luck as much as it's about skill.

it actually went home, bit sczaary that

Nice cope

glad we lost to england and not australia desu

Good lad. I've got a respect for the NZ boys. We'll meet again in the ruggers threads when England vs New Zealand are in the final.

Feel sorry for you kiwi bros. Your time will come. Chin up lads.

When is there going to be a fucking test world cup? tests should be fucking systematised because im sick of the fucking unevenness that you play some teams more than others and play more hgames home than away etc and then the best teams should final in the world cup

I do feel sorry for NZ but they will win the rwc in a few months so it's not all bad

cant wait to absolute heem these cheating pommy fucks at the RWC

this is normal

THESE ARE COPE
CHOKER COPES
ABNORMAL FUCKS

Who the hell thought of these rules though? Objectively speaking, it's literally like the empire saying "nope, can't play any longer. Not even another over. Gotta go look over the 2nd Grade team later today an hour away. cya. soz for shit circumstances."

NZ are only amazing at rugby because Polynesians have the genetic build for rugby.

aside from totally fucking one side over its really anticlimactic desu

>the two muslims gtfo whenever an England player pops a champagne bottle
Dire.

Fuck off yank

what you talking about lad?

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CHEATER FUCK

It's a paki obvs

FUCK YOU WE WON FAIR AND SQUARE RESPECT TO THE KIWIS BUT WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS CRICKET HAS COME HOME

I swear these days they use non alcoholic champagne in these things?

YER MUMS A PAKI U SANDPAPER CHEATER CUNT

>England in the final

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when tiebreakers are involved it just feels like nobody won, its not as sweet as a true victory. should have overtime until somebody wins the match clean and dry

Wrong. The best All Blacks are farmer boys of British heritage.

Love Paul Collingwood. Excellent player in his day. I always championed that guy even before he got more media attention after becoming a test regular.

FUCK OFF
STOKES AND THE ENTIRE ECB LIED AND CHEATED THOSE CHOKERS OUTTA A VICTORY

>Plunkett walking around on his own drinking champagne
not a great sign

ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAAABABABBABABAAAAAA

how salty is warnie? anyone listening to this lmao?

get over it

Freindly reminder Australia is literally the empires afterbirth

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What's he saying?

Stokes has kiwi parents he's born in NZ. Eoin Morgan is Irish. Jofra Archer is African or something.

Good game Kiwis you can be proud of your team

literally all of the best all blacks are white

stfu paki bastard

Whatever, this sports fucking gay and we won 6 medal's at the rowing today. I don't even care, honest

Overtimes alright in football but in cricket thats like another hour or two. tbf it was quite fair. wanted NZ to win but they fucked up. Boult was a leaky fucking diffusion-reaction disaster and that boundary shit was just unlucky. Actually kinda think someone else shoulda been used in the last over.

What was he thinking at this moment

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YOUR MUMS A PAKI WHORE FUCK OFF

the official AT LEAST YOU TRIED thread

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get your dirty stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape

>nz the lovable underdog team
>get absolutely fucked by bad umpire calls
>despite not having any reviews left, buttler's dismissal gets reviewed (including checking for a no ball) because the umpires just wanted to be sure
>that fucking 6 runs because stokes dived into the ball
>level after the tie breaker and instead of another over, or going by wickets lost, they go by total amount of boundaries which was always going to hurt us because of how we play
england have literally become the bad guys of cricket

It is corruptly designed to benefit India. Just like NRR and the ten team field. Of course it winds up ruining everyone else's games. I would've been fine losing this game on the field, but to lose for a totally arbitrary reason is infuriating.

The ICC are just such terrible stewards of the game. Hats off to England for gutting that out though.

100% in the rule book

Nothing you said is valid, cope harder

>AT LEAST YOU TRIED
Nigger, you can't score more runs than them with two tries. How the uck are you champion?

I just bought Cricket 2019 last week and started playing online. You Commonwealthfags absolutely suck at this sport. I've won my first 15 matches all against globally ranked users (with much better squads than me) handily, and I've only played baseball.

I understand it's just a video game but you retards have no strategy when it comes to the sport you invented.
>le throw as hard as we can into the wickets
>another 4/6 for me

>opponent crowds the wickets
>throw directly at the batter
>get lwb or wicket

Watching this match now is frustrating. If you guys just strategized your game plan like we Americans do with baseball, it would be much more entertaining and your players would train themselves for the right thing.

If American children started playing this game today in lieu of baseball, we'd be #1 ranked over anglos and pooskins in 2030 by a long shot

>underdog
yes
>lovable
no

>muh rules
Sure, but it doesn't stop it being being really lame and looking bad

Just remembered I’m a cazzie see you cunts in four years lmao

based

excellent post

Cant even get 7 for 4 bowls

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deserve to share the cup

I'll just say this, India hasn't won for quite a while.

lol always the same nonce sense from you fat wankers

honestly so true. now that england have a world cup in cricket they will ALWAYS be the bad guy. even when 1 paki kid is left the only person still playing cricket there once its dead, they will still be the bad guys

Based

He literally gave us the "NASCAR" talk lmao

get a load of this salt mine

We were always the badguy you soft cunt.
Enjoy losing your fourth straight final.

BAD GUYS = WINNERS

i said since before the world cup started that i wanted england to win lad
now that you have, people can't claim england isnt the bad guy anymore. makes me more excited for the ashes

>not posting the original

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Let them have it. I'm not even mad. Did you see the crowd? Did you see all of the old, dying white faces lying in the shadow of all of the young brown faces? Did you see how they shamelessly and specifically picked the le based black english man with the least experience to bowl the SO? Do you see the absolute mess they have made of Brexit and of their country? Even after all of this, they did not win the Cup fair and square and deep down... they know it. Let them have their consolation prize, England is a dying old man.

we've a long way to go to match yourselves, pakis and poo in loos in the bad guy stakes

Seethe much, suprised most of your team is made up of sheep people given how much time you spend with them.

SEETHING

based

say what you will about the yanks, but they never abandoned us the way the crown did. they way england just told the realm to fuck off, hanging us totally out to dry, is the ultimate betrayal. to see them come crawling back now broken and without any friends, a deserved fate.

maybe if you win another 4 world cups you can get on our level

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Simultaneously seething, coping, but also extremely based

>I'm not even mad.

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for me, it's throwing the ball at the opposing player's bat to score a six for some reason

Crickets got some pretty retarded rules lads. Glad I don't actually care for the sport lol

Based and redpilled

Gott strafe England

The absolute STATE of these seething poo pealanders.
Have to be pakis or pajeets.

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have a (you) bangbro

Holy shit this Truthbomb

i wonder (((why)))

I felt bad for them at the end of the game.
Now I don't.
KEK

What a game. Have to feel for NZ, absolutely everything went England’s way.

Taylor LBW miscall
The Golden duck that wasn’t
Boult’s catch that turned into a 6
Stokes’ freak 6 at the end
Drawing the match and SO yet still losing the game

Thought it was pretty unclassy that Stoke didn’t pay respects to the NZ side in his post match interview

thank u dr bro

based shitspouter

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felt sorry for guptill at the end desu

the death of Elizabeth II will be symbolic in more than one way

Queen should hang after this result desu

Is this /cric//

idk about that I'm just saying when she dies I think it's symbolic of the British Empire truly dying. most of it died in reality during her reign and it will die in spirit after her reign. In fact, her waddling about hunched over at a snail's pace at the ripe old age of 93 is the perfect allegory for what the british empire has become -- nothing but a husk, a shadow of its former self, a small, sad reminder of what used to be

Idk what public opinion is like elsewhere but nobody I know gives two shits about Britain, going Republic when she dies wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Not that it would change much.
It is a shame because when I read about the British empire and how people here felt about it prior to the world wars it does seem like the sort of thing regular people could really take pride in being a small part of.