ALL THE COUNTIES REPORT THE FUCK IN!!!!!
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West Brit reporting in
the country of manchester reporting in!
Berkshire
Surrey here
SUFFOLK-IN-EXILE HERE
Yorkshire, West Riding of
don't know what happened but favelashire reporting in
Warwickshire reporting in
Beast Sussex
YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE
NOTTS
NOTTS
NOTTS
NOTTS
NOTTS
West midlunds here lad
SHROPSHIRE
Yorkshire (South) reporting in.
Yeah boiiii
Shropshire lad
Wiltshire
Bootle here
Oxfordshire here
Hampshire in
S U F F O L K - N O R F O L K BORDER
SURREY
SUSSEX REPORTING IN
IT'S FUCKING HOME BOYS
South Yorkshire reporting in
MERSEYSIDE
Birmingham West Midlands here
Never watched a game of cricket in my life but caught the last half hour
Was pretty good
somerset
greater london here
Gloucestershire reporting in
KENT
Crown Colony of Georgia reporting
Surrey (London)
Derbyshire in
New England inclusive?
Yorkshire reporting in
HAMPSHIRE, POMPEY AREA REPORTING IN
FUCK SCUMMERS
WEST YORKSHIRE
CHESHIRE
MIDDLE SEEEEEEEX
Derbyshire reporting in youth
touch your heart
touch your Hertfordshire
based Souf Yorkshire anons. Doncaster lad reporting in
Yea Forums BTFO
Isle of Wight reporting. Took a picture of the high street today as it was particularly dead.
Lancashire
Fuck the fake county of Greater Manchester
Surrey here. Heading down to Hastings to celebrate with some ales
East Yorkshire has arrived
Greater Manchester and Merseyside are just memes made up by the government because a united Lancashire is too stronk
Slough, Berkshire reporting in
Lancashire. Yeah we're shit, but I don't give a fuck today.
Leicestershire
Hants here
Always brings a tear to the eye when I see that
NORFHANTS
EAST FUCKING RIDING OF YORKSHIRE
South Yorkshire here
Hampshire checking in!
That's not a county you fucking Scouse twat
CORNWALL
Surrey checking in
Clapham here
OI DISS IS THAT YOU YEAH?
WEST YORKSHIRE REPORTING IN
NORFOLK
FUCK YES
Cheshire user reporting in
Drake’s Bay reportando
falklands here
newcastle, northumberland county
celebrate? India lost a few days ago
Islamabad reporting in
England’s cricket team: An Irish born captain, a New Zealand born hero, two proud British born Muslims, players from West Indian and South African and Pakistani backgrounds. Diversity is what makes a brilliant team
Dorset
hereford here
Sheffield, Yorkshire
>high street
>everyone sober
Get the fuck off that island lad. I grew up on Hayling Island, I know what it's like to live on a dead island. I had a mate who lived on the Isle of Wight and I think he didn't like living so far from civilisation. All our mates lived in Pompey. Get out of that place lad, the Isle of Wight is depressing as fuck.
Nice cope after you got fuckin destroyed by DJOKOGOAT ahahah o no no no no lick your wounds britcucks
copy that
Cornwall via sunny American state reporting in
If you're not from Queen Camel, you can fuck off
SOUTH YORKSHIRE
FUCKING LOVE YOU ENGLAND BROS
VALE OF GLAMORGAN
Essex best sex
Ayyy I live in Haworth
Kent reporting in!
looks like dorridge
HE'S BIG
HE'S SWISS
HE'S BOUGHT A HOUSE IN DISS
TIMM KLOSE
NORFOLK
Scotland reporting in
>Diet Russia
Hayling Island should be renamed to Hospice Island lmao
YORKSHIRE LADS
Cambs
Leicestershire
Been in Grace Road 3 times fucking hardcore.
Shropwillowshire-uppon-tyne here lads
I only got back on thursday from uni. Leaving again in late August for my job. I'm well aware of the fate that befalls those who remain.
Lancashire pal
ALLL THE COUNTIES
SO MANY COUNTIES
Brampton here. Proud to represent the wonderful Queen's nation.
>DERBYSHIRE
Can't tell you how happy I am now lads. Had to pop out while the match was near it's end, and BBC Radio Derby wrongly reported on the news that we'd lost by one run. Was gutted. Turned the radio off because it was all Bhangra on at that point, came home and saw that we hadn't lost, it had gone to Super Over. Makes me feel even happier for it desu.
was in your part of the county last week. Cromer's a beauty
YORKSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GET FUCKED YOU BENT NZ PUFFS, THAT'S TWICE YOU'VE BEEN SMASHED THIS YEAR
Holy mother of based
Nice man, I'm from Ebden Brig
Pooeen got dropped for being a fifth columnist sweetie
Have sex skate (not with your cousin)
Based big Timm
Very based, I love Hebden
T' based
Yes mate, Dorset-gang
WORCESTERSHIRE HERE
>tennis
think you're lost m8
yes lad UUUUUUUUUU 'UUUUULLLLLLLLLLL
If you're from Shripwillowshire-uppon-tyne, then sing the official Shripwillowshire-uppon-tyne song.
I shagged an Aussie girl on Hayling island once. She was powerful strange though, she would go round at the end of the night finishing people's drinks.
Not my proudest shag.
MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN
SOMERSET REPORTING IN
>tfw you're posting of Yea Forums with a load of Yorkshire villagers
DERBADOS
Cum-On-Her-Tits here
Is it true your sauce is better than lesteshur?
Hahaha the fuck does that even mean? Why are scummers so pathetic?
LANCASHIRE BOYS
Fuck yeah
las malvinas son inglesas
Whereabouts?
So
Can someone explain that 6 that came off the bat? I didn't really understand it
Worcestershire sauce is the only thing I miss since becoming vegetarian
WE OUTCHEA
feels good
BARNSLEY
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What the fuck? I thought the Brits rooted for Federer?
LANCASHIRE REPORTING IN
Based beyond description
>inbred reading comprehension
Where in Hull, la
Scotland
Its came home!
Where my County Durham marras at
SUSSEX
SOUTH AFRICA REPORTING IN
I am from the ancient district of west burton upon trent albion just south of the vale of white horse and no one can tell me otherwise because i also have this stupid fucking flag
ABSOLUTELY BASED
South Yorkshire (Sheffield)
lads the unsticky needs 200 posts to get OVER 9000 replies
drop your last thoughts and memes in it before it gets baleet
Middlesex
berkshire
BARNSLEY
BUCKINGHAMSHIRE REPORTING IN
It's not called gods county for nowt
What part? Crookes here.
south air bases reporting in
Yes lad, Nuneaton here.
used to work in Hursley so Hampshire reporting
Which county has the most number of pajeets?
That's just up the road from me, Thornton
DEVON
Alright jamie? Im s13
Worcestershire in exile here
>It's not called gods county
nope
Leicestershire
Kent here.
West Midlands probably, or one of the London Boroughs
NORTHAMPTONSHIRE
STAFFORDSHIRE REPRESENT
SALOP
Another Worcestershire lad here IN Worcestershire simple as
He didn't ask for shit counties.
State the best selling music artist from your county Yea Forums
Little known fact: God was English and Jesus was born in a little village in Bedfordshire.
Near Leighton Buzzard perhaps?
GEORDIES WHERE YOU AT
>his county doesn't have an official flag
Absolute state of flaglets
YOUR CITY LIGHTS DON'T BOTHER ME
WE ARE NORTHAMPTON COUNTY
>twitter.com
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
The Beautiful South I guess
>joss stone
The absolute state.
Level 42 (Isle of Wight)
youtube.com
For me, it's West Riding of Yorkshire.
>Bristol
Thought Elton John was from Watford?
>Cher Loyd
cousin went to the same school as her when she was there
grim
East Riding is obviously far superior though
Historians believe it was closer to Biggleswade.
>Spooky Tooth
>FKA Twigs
>robbie williams
FUCK STOKE
oooOOOooo
Shropwillowshire-uppon-tyne
oooOOOooo
Best county and it is all mine
Middlesex reporting in. Almost got in a fight in the pub by saying Buttler was man of the match. Other fellow had a bit of a hardon for Stokes
>stairfoot rarndabart
DERBYSHIRE
Peak district here
In Cornwall lads, apparently Charles and Camilla are coming here tomorrow.
N O R T H U M B E R L A N D
Leicestershire
>nottinghamshire needs a flag
>"dude just put robin hood on it"
Swear to God, they do this with literally everything
New Yorkshire
B R A D F O R D
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are you white?
How is it there? Many pakis?
YORKSHIRE
one of the last few who are lad
I'm also from Bradford and white
Who /Knows Where a Blackbird Be/
Not many people never mind pakis
Croydon is disgusting
Rutland here
Based
Province of Pennsylvania reporting for duty.
Are people partying in the streets? What part of England cares the most about cricket? What part doesn't care?
BASED WEST MIDLANDS LADS REPRESENT
Yorkshire has more local clubs per capita
People actually live there?
>What part of England cares the most about cricket
Yorkshire
>What part doesn't care?
Wogdon
We did it lads.
Based midlander
Tamworth here. Not only has it come home but UP THE VILLA
Devon. Weeeeew
Colombo
I heard my neighbour go "wahey!" but that's about it.
>What part doesn't care?
Most.
so what did you do?
TYNE AND WEAR
I live in London now, most people grow up there and leave.
Hahaha Craig David. Classic.
S T O K E - O N - T R E N T
BEN S T O K E S
ABSOLUTELY BASED
My man, me too.
Yorkshire reporting in albiet I do originally come from lancahsire
Went to Uni in Leicester and live in Loughborough now. Literally never met someone
Surely Suffolk must be Ed Sheeran? That guy has sold fucking tons of records. I'm not from Suffolk btw but I lived and worked in Ipswich for nearly a year, it's an alright place.
HAMPSHIRE SOUTHAMPTON SCUMMERS REPORTING IN
>Yorkshire
Cricket was invented in the South East. It's our game, and poortherners aren't welcome.
MERSEYSIDE
Right with you
New Zealandshire reporting in
good lad
comfy 12th finish this year
Greggs wage slave reporting in, anyone want a pasty?
PROVE YOU'RE NOT A JOHNNY FOREIGNER AND NAME IT
cob
t. zoomer
yes yes lad
r lad woakes did us proud
The Beatles, Merseyside wins this thread
that's a butty lad
batch
Of fucking course a scummer would post something bigging up scousers, you scummy twats are basically the same hahahaha
COB
Dave
a bap, like as what me aunt jullie's got
DERBYSHIRE FUCK YOU ALL
Bit of a bittersweet ending but that was such a good fucking game
Teacake
It's only a butty once it has some sort of filling. Right now it's a bap
No mate I'm not a zoomer but Ed Sheeran has sold fucking tons of records, surely it's more than Brian Eno? I reckon that map is just old.
northerners truly are digusting
how is that a cake?
It's a fucking bread roll. Northerners are fucking scum.
Correct
Nonce
washington dc, county durham here
bap
Most of Eno's are probably as producer, which is a bit silly desu
Barm Cake
why are you so intimidated by our worldwide fame
A cob has a harder crust
t. Souvern poofter
Pãozinho
that's not a barm cake, that's my wife!
TYNE & WEAR HERE
Considering people from Lancashire can't talk properly anyway, I'll let you off because whatever you say doesn't make sense anyway
Fucking midlands twat
Scummy poortherner twat
Nope
fairy
JFs >>/out/
CONGRATS! ENGLISH LADS.
WHAT A MATCH!
wales
Kim Cattrall is a Scouser, stay mad ya blert
IT'S A FUCKING BREAD ROLL
aren't you guys a "Refugees Welcome" oriented people?
more importantly
is it breakfast, dinner and tea or breakfast, lunch and dinner?
no jog on
Fucking poortherner twat
>Kim Cattrall
Also Tanya Tate. Scouse slags are proper filth.
I'd rather be mates with a Brazilian than a poortherner to be honest lad
Had to look up who the fuck that was
Oh look it's some literal who
kek I live in Thornton too
Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Obviously. Only poortherners are weird to enough to claim otherwise.
scum
Breakfast, lunch and tea
My G, Stanley Road
>not knowing big trouble In little china
>not knowing sex in the city
fucking zoomer
>Had to look up who the fuck that was
Linacre Road here lads
>no mention of mannequin
m8
Yes I'm from Bradford
No I'm not Pakistani
Fucking poortherner twat
>he expects me to know fucking SEX IN THE CITY
I'm not a fucking poofter but I guess you two are?
And that aswell, as if he would know it anyway
Congrats England
COB
O
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I've never seen an episode but I know who Sarah Jessica Parker is, you dumb cunt.
fucking come to Wakefield and say that to my face and I'll send your jaw straight back down south
I bet you were born this century you squit
midlothian here, we're basically english
>tfw an ex of mine used to watch that shite and i struggled through it when it was her time to watch the tele
Fucking love sp lads. The seeth as well. I love the seeth. Stay mad
Poo Zealand
Ausfailia
Bindia
Cuckistsn
Ree Lanka
Banglakek
South Africant
Tendies
Literally who stan
Oh no no no BTFO for life
Cornwall in exile reporting in
based west brit
>guinea
What are you doing down there, farmer?
Incredibly based
>tfw you go to see your mum and have to sit through Emmerdale and Corrie
I just annoy her by asking who everyone is and what's happening every few minutes
you can be honest with us, you're Bangladeshi aren't you?
Pav/Pau
Can someone give me a quick rundown on how New Zealand lost? I don't into Cricket but something about a deflection
>Can someone give me a quick rundown on how New Zealand lost?
England beat them
Yeah because she's actually famous you fucking poofter
Fucking poortherner twat
No, not even close
Not even from Cornwall but Cornish pasties are fucking mint
Massive choke
Nah he's polish obviously
Until I saw this thread I had no idea Kim Cattrell and Olivia Newton John were English
>famous
>wasn't in Police Academy
Yeah, whatever m8
they ran 2 and because the ball was not relayed to a player at the stumps to end the turn of play, its still considered active
if a player had thrown it to stumps and player misfields it, batters have the option to run again
if the ball was thrown and misfielded and gors out its considered a boundary
the thrown ball came off players bat but no effort was made to hit it so the rules still state play was not ended, batsmen ran 2 and the ball hit the boundary so 4 runs as well
freak occurance but still in laws of game
fuck off ye mad yank slut
God's country mate
You just KNOW
Also...
>On December 21, 1988, Cattrall was booked on Pan Am 103 from London to New York City. She missed the doomed flight because she made the last-minute decision to go shopping at Harrods to buy her mother a teapot.
>a fucking teapot
Based. Knebworth here
Kasabian or Engelbert Humperdinck I guess
Little late from celebrating, expat in Canada reporting in !
going the Jawbone for a pint lads? Am in there
I'm half English half [spoiler] French [/spoiler]
>everyone who isn't a scouser is apparently a yank
Fucking scouse scum
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaahah what a shit fucking team
UP THE SCUM
>Little Boots
Robert Smith was born in Blackpool so I'm claiming The Cure
West London reporting
Norfolk reporting
>scum proud of being scum
LMAO you cannot make it up
Leicestershire here
Pasties are overrated.
fuckin nonces the lot of yous
Trying to improve the lives of these people, not getting far though
wow, i bet you take your scones cream first you edge lord
S5 here lads
Hampshire here, and I'm not that guy, if I were to have a scone (which I haven't done in probably ten years) I probably wouldn't pay any fucking attention to which order I put the cream or jam on.
The only people who give a flying fuck about that shit are autistic wankers from Cornwall and Devon.
Pasties are fucking great though. But the whole fucking scone shit about ordering your fucking condiments is fucking nonsense, get a fucking grip.
N Yorks here
Surrey/SW London & Norfolk reporting in.
BRISTOL
Prod?
Hi Eoin.
Stay over there Mr Morgan.
We saw you singing GSTQ enthusiastically.
Congrats to England.
A West Brit from the Pale leading you to victory? It's the cricket version of Waterloo.
Hello paki
not a paki, I'm in the white bit in western S5
they're starting to encroach though
Thought it was shiregreen and firth park lamo, spot the white man(poles excluded)
His mam is English, give the geezer a chance
Damn I want her.
Bristol here lads
all of the middle of that north part is S5
english are on the left of the red line
right of the red line is hands down the worst part of sheffield
Glamorgan boy here
Parsons cross is bad enough lad and im from mannor
its proper depressing but its white
at least there isn't gypsy faeces on the street like in firth park
Lamo drove through firvale other day and chrit alive it gets worse every time i go through
Always love to see posters from Greater Herefordshire
just remember if you run over someone do not stop, you'll be fine
glorious east hampshire checking in
the south will rise again