/hoc/ - bulju's last straw edition:

maybe if we didn't piss the mods off so much they would give us a sticky sometimes too

was probably just sebbo who stickied it.

how does that boot taste?

mods fear /hoc/.

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Teqr2T6E
post bläkkis

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youtube.com/watch?v=jBo4IoyhU7o
sorta qualifies

having a beer lads.

we leave the mods alone, they pretty much leave us alone. Its a fair trade off imho

>he's a janitor on the internet

youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

youtube.com/watch?v=EklLgmAYFBg

is m00t a athelete?

/hoc/ has never been autosaged
/cric/ on the other hand...

>he does it for free

funny song hue. I don't (you) brown people though

for

free

englel choking LUL

youtube.com/watch?v=ObL96jiHZSQ

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Kaapo Caca ;D

>he takes his "job" very seriously

anime

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>going on reddit

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thinking bout ordering sushi

What a day. Fishing with my boys. Younger one got his first grayling today. He took it off tge hook by himself. It's sure now that he grows to be a man and not fag. Might even play in NHL one day.

Surely there are incentives to being on the moderation team.....Is it like an internship? Im sure it looks good on resumes!

>be sitting in interview
>so user, who is this 4-CHAN?

any new scouting analysis, mr pro scout

bout to win the world cup lads

thinkin bout ice (frozen water)

It says here you delete child pornography on a japanese imageboard for nazis and weebs for free. Care to comment on why you included this?

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Has England ever won it? Surely they must have a couple of times.

world cup of faggyness yes

nah neither has nz

very nice.
boult botched that but the nig messed up even more LUL

i'm gonna do it lads

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do it pussy, you wont

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>ODI
literally no one gives a shit

my stream got heemed whats happening

GET DOWN! FINLANDS GONNA SAY IT

SUPER OVER LADS

kill yourself

>kiwis
OHNnonononoNOONOONONNONONO

i want cricket to leave

i'm thinkin' arby's

holy fuck lads going to OT

wait it's just a tie?
OHNONONONONONONO

this /cr*c/ posting is why the sunbelt should be ostracized

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having an afternoon siesta

Seattle Cumguzzlers

suxk my dick lamao

Jets WIn 4 cup bombers win grey cup Undefedatd BEST IN DA WEST

YOU CHATING SHIT M8s

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bout to lose the world cup lads

Did everyone enjoy the Wimbly Dong this year???

Joker won, Serena lost, that a W where I come from

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>poopeeland

kurwa

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you got too cocky bro

What happened I thought you guys were comfortably in the lead

cricket is just shittier baseball

SUPER

OVER

Baseball is just shittier pesapalo

england cheated. i would explain but you wouldnt understand

No, I get you, Sir
you know that the Americans are no friends of the Brits
>not in principle anyhow

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>kiwis choking
STOP

Laughing forever at the irreparable communist nation state of /hoc/ (soon to be /nhl/)

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>le accidental contact
hockey has always been communist

/hoc/ in an anarcho-collective commune
>So, yes...

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What are you guys watching?
Better not be soccer or cricket

beisball

Phillies game

english flatbat

regrettably a cusb game

I don't see it on local cable so it must be shit.

S I X

Anglo board swat, lad

/hoc/ is ecofash

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>ENGLEL CHOKING

what's the hockey equivilent of england blowing this?

shorks every season

4 goals

nothing at the moment. surely wouldn't watch /cric/ shit or divegrass tho

>poopeeland

kek it was unironically rigged from the start

ooo good choice
but here we saw germany at the olympics
>blundering error to give OT and lose

seething

>241-241
>15-15 in SO
>England wins on a literal technicality (more boundaries)
>Roy not out for ???? some reason
>counting the 6 that boult caught
you know its true

Nobody cares about that third world sport

>its literally a photo finish
>they let the black guy bowl
>the one black guy is the hero
>england feels united
its a psy op

How the fuck does a team win off of a deflection? England can get fucked.

Apologise

>india btfo
>australia btfo
>poopeeland btfo
yep i'm thinking that was a based cricket world cup

JUST

>/cric/ gets a sticky
/hoc/ btfo

If only you faggots posted in /cric/ like you do here. it wouldn't autosage every other day

Didn't watch cricket or tennis lol.

>IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S

Cr*cket is such a shitty sport that most people don’t even know it exists. When your sport is only popular in England, India, Pakistan, and Penis COLONY, then it isn’t important

This is the greatest moment in Welsh history lads

You play your sport in a fridge

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>england won
who the fuck cares its a sport for 3rd worlders and muh anglosphere

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You play your sport in front of 200 spectators

Would rather watch golf than cricket

what did we win?

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it keeps the poor brown people out

ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND

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WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS

KNEEL, ICE FAGS

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"haha we won something irrelevant time to shit up a general lol!"

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well i guess now ill just go back to not giving one single fuck about cricket lmao

>4 or 5 countries where the sport even exists
>”world champs”

>/cric/ gets a sticky for multiple days
>/hoc/ has never had a single sticky
LMAOOOOOOOLO

gonna do a bong hit in celebration of england winning lads

>needing a sticky

Pathetic as always crickboys.

>/cric/ needs a sticky so they don't autosage

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NEW WORLD CUP THREAD

*hits pipe*
82 DAYS, FELLAS
JUST 82 MORE DAYS TO GO

/hoc/ sucks cock
/cric/ licks clit

>THAT FLAG
>THAT POST

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>caring about stickies
>when they all are trash
the only sticky that was ever good was billy herringtons

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>/hoc/ “general” has been up since 12:07
>not even 150 posts
BTFO

we play outside on lakes tho

and who are you again

every time

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>offseason
>nothing to even break
gee I wonder why /hoc/ isnt so fast

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C O P E
O
P
E

THE WORLD CHAMPIONS OF HOCKEY

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KNEEL. THAT'S IT, JUST LIKE THAT

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>rags

its back

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Oh no no no no no

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/hoc/ is just slow because I don't live here anymore (rent free). If had to. Pay rent for live in/hoc/ I'd live in my car

I apologize for New Zealand's abject rudeness
You won
*clapping commences*
I thought it was a great finish, for what it's worth, y'all gotta be thrilled

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ah i see
what are your thoughts on best ice?
worst ice?

so did you win it?

...

>cusb are now winning
grim

>playing HÓQUEI on ice

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/cric/ threads aren’t gonna even reach 200 posts now that the only thing that gave them posters is over with

yeah its the only way to play it: on ice

*Radical Monarchist
and I am your king and you will bow down

>icelets
cope

>ZERO hockey accolades
OH NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

for me, its knowing that cricket is shit and knowing its shit because americans will never ever play it

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AHEM

SNEED

IS

what else would you play on?

Have you ever seen those treadmills that have some kind of rubber or epoxy or something that lets a player wear skates while "running" on them. That.

that's a big treadmill
youtube.com/watch?v=Dd-LMFd7sKY

They seem pretty cool and help with things but cant really teach turning and stopping (even starting to a lesser extent based on that video.) Do think it's useful for stick handling while moving your legs.

looks gimmicky. just go for a skate at the rink instead

So floor hockey? The sport for actual retards/women?

It's good for endurance and the rink is often booked.

ever heard of Glice? It's synthetic ice you can skate on. You can't go as fast and it dulls your blades much faster but it's still pretty cool

Mom just found a princess di beanie baby worth 500k

I dont know, do they wear skates in floor hockey? Or are you just dumb.

>It's good for endurance
so is literally all the other cardio excersizes you can do without spending thousands of dollars on something that takes up an entire room

No i didnt know what it was called. Is that's what is on the treadmill?

It builds muscle memory and endurance as well. Better than running would.

>single room
So? Do you only have 1 room in your house?

Knew a kid who was rich that had a huge basement with that stuff, was actually pretty cool

Wow /hoc/ really got BTFO today. Hope you lads are alright.

What happened?

i know, right? bulju being described as damaged goods....
ZOINKS

Why, what happened?

lads I don't normally care about cricket but my country had the world cup wrenched from the claws of victory on a technicality by the (((English))) can you tell me that cricket is gay and stupid and that I shouldn't care please

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Whats cricket?

have always figured new zealand a rugby country

who did we get BTFO by? I was sleeping

you guys botched it bad

good point, cant wait to heem those cunty fucks at the world cup later this year

my jaysies

thinking about Josh from Brampton

>have always figured new zealand a rugby country
New Zealand is THE rugby coutry.
I have fixed this for (You), user

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>country
shoddy fix

Tonga is better.

Shannon's P-P-P-P-POWER RANKINGS
teams obscured behind the man himself:
>31 snes
>30 kangz
>20 cantpucks
>10 panturds
>9 islels

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It's like he has brain damage or something.

ngl, I've always thought aussie rules was fun to watch, despite not knowing very much about the rules and shit

>leafs
>not first
shiggy

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how the fuck are we top 10?

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wongs signed Seider to an ELC for 3yrs for anyone interested in hoggi news

>blues #2 just because they fluked a cup
hes trolling

I saw it on tv once years ago. The field was a gigantic circle and their was a flock of 50+ seagulls on the field that would move to different areas of the field depending on where the play was. No seemed to even care they just played and the seagulls moved when they had too. It was a bit surreal.

you cant fluke winning in boston 3 times

He obviously fell for the goalie can carry a team meme with florida and the isle.

Reminder:

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it was always on some sports channel late at night. and the hits were insane, some of those boys were walking refrigerators with no pads, made me look at the NFL a little differently

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>11/11

Havent seen a beating that bad since the germans in 1918

For me, its MXC.

*wipes the dust from an old /hoc/ folder

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tsn shows it here sometimes. no idea how the rules work or anything tho.

>2013

Zoomer go home

laine was playing fortnite instead of watching pakipaddle

for me it's guy le douche
youtube.com/watch?v=VgR4TABqOrE

>zoomer
i wish i were that age again

If it wasnt mid july with zero fucking sports on no one would care

Likewise

sigh

>huffs your breath
what's the problem bud?

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.....Sigh................

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Is this a Kakko meme?

>crappo cocko

Thinking about hooking up my vcr and watching the 2002 gold medal game

81 DAYS JUST 81 MORE DAYS, GUYS

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Right you are, ken

>sleep
-40
>drunk
-17
>holidays
-3

It's like 21 days really

sounds comfy

>/yfmoc/ is a "code word"

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>JOE SAKIC...SCORES! JIOE SAKIC SCORES! AND THAT MAKES IT 5-2 CANADA! SURELY THATS GOT TO BE IT!!!

I have all kinds of old shit recorded on VHS alot that my dad did from the 80's, and me and him did in the 90's and early 2000's until the format died. My mom has been hounding us for years to get rid of the tapes but I keep telling her like "get rid of original unedited broadcast rips of classic events, are you nuts?" Then i tell her i will throw her tape of Princess Dianas funeral directly in the trash and she's like "No!"

My favorite is my 10 tape recording of Woodstock 99.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>my 10 tape recording of Woodstock 99
thats pretty cool user.

Tits everywhere

I used to tape the stanley cup ceremony every year.

It's a lost art.

>Woodstock 99
>break stuff by limp bizkit
Twas a magical time

my dad still has a bunch of old movie tapes around, no idea if he ever uses them.

i feel like i'm 100% happier now that i've been eating super healthy for a half a year now. maybe there's truth to gut bacteria affecting your mood afterall

I've been on a kebab diet for 2 years now and I feel horrible

Not having 4 dollars a month for a PVR is a "lost art"?

People mostly remember it for the riots during Limp Bizkit, but they forget shit like RATM burning the American flag on stage, and Red Hot Chili Peppers telling the crowd to burn things on the final night. Metallica had a 10/10 performance, alot of the daytime acts like George P., Jamiriquoi and Sheryl Crow. Insane Clown Posse unironically had one of the best shows.

PVR only has so much space, and it's stored on a shitty cable box that you wont have 5 years from now.

your shits must be horrible

my dad recorded a bunch of stan lee cup finals from the 70s and 80s but doesnt even have a vcr to watch them

i eat rye bread every day and my shits are god-tier

They are cheap as fuck just buy one

every year i hope that >my team drafts someone in the late round that ends up becoming some 1st line player. fucking detroit got super lucky with lidstrom (3rd), datsyuk (6th) and zetterberg (7th)

Otto meeting Becky.

I eat these everyday

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That meme is dead, too many teams put money in foreign scouting.

you're right, but recently it happened with point (3rd) and johnny manlet (4th). there's probably other notable players i'm forgetting about

back in the 80s and 90s euro scouting was so minuscule that there are many stories about some players only ever having 1 or 2 scouts ever getting to see them play before they got drafted. nowadays teams have many scouts in every hockey country and combined with youtube highlights, its not very likely players slip through the cracks like that.

Point is an overrated shitter playing on a stacked team.

Johnny hockey, ok. But fuck him,he started a trend of teams drafting manlets.

Pretty sure GMs are not using youtube to evaluate players.

what can you do in raleigh?

point centers gourde and johnson. he's not overrated at all

Jesper Bratt was a 6th
He's not a first line player but still really good value for that round

be butthurt all day every day. like a southern alberta

crystal meth

it's not really a question of players "slipping through the cracks", it's about gauging potential based on more than just their current production, plus luck.
a ton of players play quite mediocrely when they're young and end up being top producers in the nhl

i know. scouts generally talk to the players and his coaches to evaluate what type of person he is off the ice too. but it highlights players that would have otherwise been missed.

Shoot bud lights with shotgun and drive around the town with pick up truck and south yeehaw to girls

brapp may not be a 1st liner but he was a great pick at 6th. seems to keep getting injured though

Jack Hughes career will be plagued by injuries

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>labanc
>arvidsson
>brapp
>johansson
>nuutivara
>athanasiou
>shaw
>palat

may not be all stars but still pretty good pickups in the late

why is /cric/ a little girl?

what career

you sound like the butthurt one lol

chicken tendies in the oven lads

calm down albortion it was just bantz

youtube.com/watch?v=eJ7n75eRNh4

hockey + metal = based and redpilled

What does alligator taste like?

similar to crocodile

seconding
any florida fans around?

salty milk and coins

bags of sand

who was the last top drafted russian prospect who stayed in russia for his career instead of playing in the nhl? and i mean never came over to north america, not like a player who came over and busted and then just went back to russia instead of playing in a bottom 6 role.

fishy chicken

wow the live action lion king looks like shite
youtube.com/watch?v=kgDdIeKMeCI

radulov is the only person i can think of that even comes close to that criteria. he wasn't a bust either

why doesn't scar look evil?

unironically like chicken

>Buffalo may be targeting Anthony Mantha for Ristolainen
who's going to overpay for this bust?

when i saw your thumbnail i was expecting this video.
youtube.com/watch?v=UmPmpUTr22c
not a good sign for disney

I'm in a pretty good mood 2bh

if you can't find anything to watch later, Biznasty and Avery hang out
youtube.com/watch?v=FWl6WHkQBjY

This morning i heard buffalo was trying to do risto for rnh

Mantha had career-low year last season but is certainly miles better than pisstolainen

it was actually risto for rnh + bulju but kenny said no bulju is going to awaken to a tune

pulju is a fucking bust get over it

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Have you seen his instagram?

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gtrue

>pulju is a fucking bust get over it

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You know what else is busting?

My nuts in youre moms mouth

yeah

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why are we still talking about bustujarvi in 2019
hes shit and a bust, let him go back to finland and fade into irrelevance

laine is better than pulju and the stats dont lie. kakko is just bulju 2.0

if only his stupid-ass GM would let him, yeah. what is he seriously thinking he'll get out of him?

Me in the back

absolutely disgusting opinion

i think the going rate for an oilers bust is a third round pick

indeed

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Wondering about any cute jets fans with cute girl dicks that want to watch our Jetties win the next four Stanley Cup??

absolutely disgusting "people"

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why do you have this saved, faggot

Mozyakin and Koshechkin

as an eternal reminder that finnish people are subhuman

wtf how did this photo of me get on Yea Forums?

I leaked it bro

pretty drunk lads

feeling insecure

pretty sure Chrischan is American

Pretty drunk and feeling insecure lads

can't stand myself (when you touch me)

Not drunk and feeling confident

fuck its hot out

I'm just horny as fuck

getting stoned lads

making tea and sandwiches

you guys are whack af

I'm not even high yet and every time I think of something warm and wet I want to chain it up in the basement

Making that hot stuff lads

party rockers in the house tonight

Met a pair of sisters at the bar lads I want the one to suck my cock off as promptly as possible

How is The Audio of Being so underrated

Tell her you are of Finnish descent

alright going to Sauna now. See you in 1 hour,

Keep dreaming incel

>Steaming of Kakko

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>tfw sister who was 1 year older and were flirted sexually our whole teenage years (i touched her boobs and ass and she sucked my fingers and grabbed my crotch)
was this normal?

But that would be a lie
I’m meeting them when I finish work ya dickless fag

What players have incorrect positions on NHL.com?

I'm thinking
>Giroux plays LW not C
>Draisatle plays RW not C

inbreeding bad, mmkay?

My sister is 2 years older than me and we used to fight all the time. But one time in highschool our parents went on vacation and she sent her huge tits friend to give me a handjob for some reason and i ended up getting a blowjob and fucking losing my virginity to this girl. So I guess my sister was cool after all.

today is Sunday Showdown, the rodeo championship final of the Calgary Stampede

stream link: cbc.ca/sports/calgarystampede/calgary-stampede-rodeo-live-stream-1.5197883

Shhh. Dont ruin the dual eligibilty in fantasy.

no one cares cal

I remember when the rodeo aired on TSN.

it's pretty hardcore, it's in the top 4 for each category now

It's just curious to see how many players are incorectly listed.

>dzingel is a LW not C

nevermind lads, the championship starts in 2 hours

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wtf why weren't my sisters this based

I thought it would be on TSN also, but at least CBC is streaming it for free online

I promised.

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>naming your city after Gary
Based or cringe?

Is greyhound racing a good sport while hockey is off?

is an greyhound a athlete?

Just rewatch old marble racing leagues m8

Yes it is the third fastest land animal

>indiana

cringe

No it isn't.

Horse racing is the patrician summer sport

Reading books is the patrician summer sport.

True or False:

>All Centres are Wingers, but not all Wingers are Centres

Close to being true, but not entirely.

Gonna go drive my 80k car to one of my houses, I also make 150k a year

>22
>bachelors in math
>any job i want
>starting pay $300k
>mfw

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All swedes are gay but not all gays are swedes

>21
>3rd cap year after high school
>living on welfare
>1200e/month
>mfw

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Sir, please circle true or false only.

What exactly do math majors do? I always figured math was just as much a part of the day as opening up a locker. I'm much too intelligent to waste my days doing math. Math works as a system, the numbers are one with the universe. Just like myself

For me it’s mathematically calculating when the >rags are going to miss the playoffs

I actively spend my days avoiding math as much as possible.

Have you ever seen Nightcrawler? I'm him except I watch sports

>still no news
GARRRYYYYYY

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so you like to poof around, huh?

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I'd say false because not all centres are the same, and not all wingers are the same.
some centres are playmakers that utilize their wingers as finishers, while some wingers act as the playmakers.

Me too. I'm also like Jake Gyllenhaal in the movie Prisoners

I am Jake Gyllenhaal, ama

hockey IS for everybody

hockey is not for coloureds

>watching finnish goaltending in the stanley cup finals

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hockey is for Nippon

Time for WWErestling

Why?

reminder this decade was saved by the caps and bloos

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made a salad

thinking about starting to play flames of war

>1919 influenza
somber kek

I actually do make 150k a year though.

laughing SO HARD at POO PEEland right now

What happened to poopeeland?

I've posted a picture of my tax returns here before.

Not too bad

still dont even have the slightest clue of /cr*c/ rules, or how the game works, or what they are even trying to do, and im quite proud of that.

I've posted a picture of my dick here before

would you trade your dick for 150k?

Fuck off Sam

will gookmoot start watching our sport?
eliteprospects.com/player/327472/aito-iguchi

I have two really fuckin big cucumbers growing rn

No I've got at least a billion dollar dick

i just transplanted my 3 marijuana plants outside

more like poocumbers imo

>he doesn’t grown the delicious cucumber

>5'2, 112 pounds
oh no No NO

I only eat superior ironclad vegetables like broccoli and spinach.

>9 of the last 12 teams have won the cup in a road game

For me it's pickles and vodka

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you may want to consider adding kale to your diet as well

I didnt want to elaborate but yes I do eat kale as well.
You might as well drink a glass of water if you want a cucumber, you're getting the same nutritional value.

I love this picture.

>last home teams to win were chiraq, LA and anaheim

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>laffs

Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049? He's almost as much just like me as I am just like Ryan Gosling in Drive

you might want to consider suicide

Virtanen: 59 points in 210 nhl games, .28 ppg
Bustu: 37 points in 139 nhl games, .27 ppg

wow

i already do

>having the palate of a child

and don't forget my Canesies :)

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Any leafegg on tonight?

>Blade Runner 2049
God, Ana de Armas is so fucking hot

last 3 i should have said

don't think they play sundays

Still an arbitrary cut-off that excludes the NHL's most lovable underdogs.

Kek

Wishing there was a way to see how many times ive used the N word on here

no but rodeo championships are on in 10 minutes

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just woke up

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St. Peter will tell you when the time comes.

Tell me more.

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it's on boys

cbc.ca/sports/calgarystampede/calgary-stampede-live-stream-1.5197897

no thanks lad

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shall

Yeehaw

Sad about the cricky lads

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I hope a bull tramples somebody

Go prep yours soiboy

It's alright just think about how woke bulju will be when he hears the tune

Calm down, philly friend

Did something happen in cricket today?

New Zealand seems like /cric/s Ohio. No malicious feelings, but wouldn't exactly lose sleep over them being wiped off the face of the earth

Guise, I feel bad about this OP
What if Bulju has an assistant or someone who makes themselves aware of this site and /hoc/ for PR awareness and stuff
And what if all the bad noise is this thread and past threads about Bulju is making him sad??
He's not a bad guy!! why would anyone want to make Bulju unhappy?? he's not a bust, you just don't believe in him!! I'M WITH BULJU!!!

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cringe

Ive always felt theyre like that one kid in school who is a bully to everyone but he goes home every night to his mom passed out on pills and a drunk stepdad who buttfucks him

Sounds like a good life

you're an asshole, NZ is cool

pulju seems like a faggot desu
doesnt hit or fight
doesnt score
doesnt backcheck
Just another yuropeen washout who will go back to his country and coast off his talent in inferior leagues.

I often wonder if he's aware of /hoc/'s autistic obsession with him. Yea Forums is a pretty normie site nowadays, surely somebody has told him

DAMAGED

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>tfw the kid who's house you used to go to because his parents didn't care if you smoked inside and didn't notice a dozen beers missing OD'd

Yea Forums may be normie but only autistic, and mentally ill people post on /hoc/

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yes but the sports board is one of the most popular on the site and there's been plenty of Pulju editions of /hoc/ where his goofy face is the thread pic

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Jesse Puljujarvi here, just checking /hoc/ :)

i'm certain if he has anyone check this place they never post
just a cursory read, a general sense of the adolescent attitude

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laine probably makes bulju and sepe posts

Maybe you guys are mentally ill but I'm not

real Jesse here. I'm ready to awaken to the tune of eye of the tiger

me neither
the american is projecting

ooohhh uuugggghhh

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Greetings, Bulju =D
>I am with you
not on you, or touching you or anything like that, of course
in spirit, I mean

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I've always been crazy, it's kept me from going insane

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bulju here, i will awaken to a tune of 20-30 goals this season, dont worry.

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I am, but I never let it out of the thread

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For me its enjoying all the good sports so I'm never without, but baseball and hockey are easily the best

Tfw no trap gf to watch Laine win the Stanley Cup with and maybe she can jerk me off under the blanket while we watch hockey on the couch and I can rub her hair away from her ear then whisper "jets four cup" before I nibble on it for being so yummy

bareback bull riding is up next

get ready for some hardcore shit lads

How is Edmonton
>assuming you are there

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drunk am going to bed
adios

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made some 'ghetti

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false alarm, it's bareback horse riding

ayyy lmayyyo

chequed

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>bigger bust than jakke suomi
grim

Bulju's p/60 is much much better

FUCK JANNIES

these hillbilly commentators are great

it's not even 9pm you pussy

Never show weakness, faggot.
We don't need the jannies' approval. They don't give us stuff because they fear us. They know that /hoc/ runs Yea Forums.
We don't need favors from them.

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jakkes production is going up while buljus went down

Fuck hill billys. Calgary = larp country. Your Edmontons, your Saskatchewans, your Manitobas (to a lesser extent, the red niggers in Ontario growing shitty tobacco). there's some real farmers

hope the bull kills some hill billys tbqh

@94247881
the moderation here doesn't even mess with us as much as they do in other threads. But thats not enough for you eh? congrats at making a thread that 8 year olds would be proud of

fuck you too

just got my first win in apex friends :)

>I got the horses in the back

gave up on that game, but congrats man

wow wwe sucks cole sucks

>94247881
cringe

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save me from the terrible ride known as baseball. I miss hockey

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reminder to stay limber /hoc/

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Gotta learn to pace yourself, bud. More water next time.

>used to play a BR game
>got too good at it
>got to the point where I was only ever dying to absurdly-bad luck, shitty netcode issues, or the sound engine breaking and not letting me hear things that I should've
>realized that it wasn't fun anymore because there wasn't any challenge left
>just a coin-flip as to whether I was going to get fucked over by the game breaking again
>and when it didn't, I'd already won hundreds of times before, so it felt like I'd already done everything
>gradually stopped playing it
Thank you for reading my blog.

Hockey.

couldnt imagine having an iq low enough to enjoy mandrama

she looks like she smells nice

Penis

>>/pol/219495665

/pol/ is talking about us again

Baginajarvi

Penises

getting it ready?

i eat ass

Peniseses

>mentally ill boomers
no thanks

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4 more

Fuck your mom last night

This is it

youtube.com/watch?v=xUuda8xrk1s

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