Reminder that Kairi rejected this absolute chad
>10/10 facial features
>hit the weights
>got a clue
>took plenty of showers
>had sex with countless joshis when he worked in Japan
>aussie
>great humor
>great talker
>great in ring ability
>great in bed
>huge aussie dick
>former member of famous aussie stable TMDK
>has a BBD tattoo
Does her stupid """husband""" have some dirt on her and she was forced into marriage for the sake of herself, her family and her career? Why would she choose to marry some literal who when a perfect specimen like Shane Thorne is around?
Reminder that Kairi rejected this absolute chad
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It's been over a week. Get over it, Shane.
WE KNIGHTS OF THORNE MUST EXPOSE THE TRAITOROUS JOSHI WHORE THAT IS KAIRI SANE IN THE NAME OF ALL REMAINING PURE JOSHIS
>aussie
dropped
>mfw all these shane self-insert weebs mad
>shane will never be a 6'2 and trip a train molester
>shitty tattoos
>small dick
dodged a bullet there
Insider here. Shane rejected Kairi.
Literally never heard of this guy in my life. KWAB
>Shane rejected Kairi
>>shitty tattoos
>>small dick
Wrong on both accounts
Not true. He fucked her silly and then gtfo when she wanted to get serious, hence why she's now marrying a guy she barely knows.
he rejected her obviously
Sorry wh*Toid, Kairi prefers BJC
>BJC
Big Jotaro Cock?
Big Jomon Cock ya dumb weeb
kek if he had any of that she wouldn't be talking about his monetary donations
>Why would she choose to marry some literal who when a perfect specimen like Shane Thorne is around?
in her 30s and alone in a foreign country and didn't want to settle for a nxt jobber so she went with the first guy her friends set her up with
*cums inside kairi sane but fails to marry her*
KWAB
Probably because of his repulsive tattoos.
could you marry a japanese women with rick and morty tattoos
annihilation
jesus christ
What a trash set up. Shitty plain wall making yourself look like you live in some youth hostel and making no money.
Brennan is moving, that's why the room is empty
That fucker in the gray suit tripped him lmao.
>As for Mr. Sane, she explained the backstory. She was introduced to him in 2018 through a mutual friend. He donated money to earthquake relief funds, has an incredible fondness for animals, and apparently busted several molesters on subways, among other things.
that is Mr.Sane to you
THE SHOCKMASTER
Kairi-san's husband is 6'3.
That doesn't sound like an ordinary Japanese man.
>Kairi-san
>san
TRAITORS DO NOT DESERVE RESPECT
nigga just admit you are gay and wanna suck his dick and get on with it.
>6'3
this nigga growing stronger
saved for future use
lolshane
Sounds like you want to fuck Shane Thorne
ohnonononono
If the NXT loops are anything to go by, he's got a new play thing.
proves that the "they just swam together" was headcannon from coping waifuists. also that shane ignored her calls because he was likely tired of her being too clingy or he was with another chick. another win for chad shane
(You)
cope
>gets used as a pay pig
>stops buying her stuff
>gets thrown aside
>copes with his meme friends that constantly make fun of him
Shane it's ok m8 just let it go
I don't see a big bulge send another one please
>perfect specimen
op is a massive cock guzzling faggot. not to mention being a crying incel
>has a BBD tattoo
God I want to kiss her
Shanetty absolutely ethered forever
guys
SHAME THORNE
hahaha
Holu fucking cope, Shane. Kys
Not even a joshifag, but that would be a massive step down.
>also that shane ignored her calls
they had just called him and he didn't answer
>puts kairi in a hammerlock fuckhold and didnt have to marry her
yeah, I'm thinking he's based
>not marrying her
he's a fool
>then she moved to the us, took one look at international guys, and ran back to japan.
you marvel neverland manbabies are the reason for this. you've got no-one to blame but yourselves and your childlike interests.
don't blame us, he's Australian
suck his cock why don't you
>he's got a new play thing.
what a downgrade
>6'3.
6'2 and I can only assume you lied about your charitable donations as well
she is a big baby all this is her fault
Shouldn't have went to florida
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imagine hitting the wall before you’re 22
seethe
Mr 6'2 should just shoot beat up Thorne and then have a staredown with Brock
what finisher would a salaryman have
>Mr 6'2 should just shoot beat up Thorne
Based
KWAB
guy is a bigger carny than anyone for conning "waves of loneliness" kairi into a LDR marriage based on charity donations and fictitious crime stopping. there is no chance he would fight anyone since all he wants to do is be a real life waifu fag.
>6'2 charitable jap still unmarried in his thirties
getting btfo by your friends like that
>Insider here
what else you got
imagine being the faggot that wrote this
get laid incel
seethe