/trans/ - Harry Maguire to Man Utd edition

Just a reminder Maxi Gomez did a right thing.

It wasn't really a choice: british mid-table shitters vs possibly the second strongest club in Spain

It's true, I was there.

It obviously happened, no one goes on the internet and tells lies

Really disappointed United have signed Maguire. Was hoping it'd continue next summer with them and City throwing 100s of millions around for him.

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i don't think anyone other than gold, sullivan and maybe a few deluded west ham fans think otherwise

Here's a good prediction, Everton will finish ahead of Man United this season.

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Leicester and Wolves are more likely.

Everton could realistically win the league you know

Well Everton can realistically win the league

anyone who believes this is retarded

as a leicester fan i'm glad >we're selling him this summer, had enough of watching him fucking up and being shit in general

Marseille loses to fucking Rangers 3-0

It looks ogre

What signing is going to flop the hardest so far?

everton to man city?

I think Chelsea are going to struggle a bit too. Will we have another meme year like 2016?

N’Domvele

They lost to Accrington Stanley the other day. What's up with them?

ffs we're actually fucking up the cricket

I've watched both matches and they play like total shit.

Like they literally haven't trained in months.

I wish there were French anons who would explain the reasons of their degradation

She doesn't play for Liverpool though

Btw surely you can buy bots for RTs if fictitious shite like this is getting those numbers

It's a joke

Such genius

>88m for Coutinho
BLERGH

Griezmann

Messi dont give a shit about him
Suarez hate him and already put him in his place at the wc

USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

>Philippe Coutinho approves Liverpool return, £88m offer made as Barcelona plot Neymar move
>Liverpool give Sadio Mane to Real Madrid transfer update as mega switch is backed. LIVERPOOL have not received an offer from Real Madrid for star player Sadio Mane, despite the transfer being backed by Senegal FA chief Saer Seck.
Big if true.

It's not true at all

Smells of bullshit desu

fuck cricket tbqh

>trading das it Mane for that traitorous whore QTinho

of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

>£80m for the English Wes Morgan

DHOTY bait

i'd take qt back at liverpool
not in lieu of mane though

does maguire have BOSS tier wages then?
at least as much as rashford's new deal

Kept reading that as BLACKED desuyo

what's with brits using virgin as an insult to literally everyone about everything? never see other people use it that much, always brits.

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Fuck off virgin

dick branson marketing push

>make retarded tweet
>get called out on it
>IT WAS JUST A JOKE BRO

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i mean seriously, twitter is filled with brits calling each other virgins for no reason

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EIGHTY MILLION HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Lol rustled m8

So is Yea Forums

Virgin is an insult because it implies social retardation, lack of desirability and childlike inexperience.

You'd know that if you weren't such a fucking vergin spastic

virgin detected

the question was but why do brits use it so more often that others? no need to get triggered.

Average brit loses their virginity at 12 whilst pissed on cider that comes in a 3 litre plastic bottle. It's an effective insult learned early i life

They value chuckin it in 'er gash above all else
Brits are beta virgin orbiters

no creativity

>not having sex
it's pretty pathetic 2bh

should stay in Leicester and wait a better offer, Joining to that club could ruin his career

>Could
He's fucked

to anyone who isn't a spastic it was quite clearly a joke

Think it's time >we sold Lallana tbqh

Fuck off Stephen

>liverpool fans
>able to make jokes

just got a call from Trump, he's quaking

So lads. Is Maguire to united confirmed or what?

Liverpool fans don’t need to make jokes because they are always the victims.

I'm seeing A. Trialist playing for a lot of teams.

Do Chelsea have any good players now?

yeah, pretty much. duncan castles and god of Reddit/twitter ITKs xisimon confirmed it.

kante and asspie

They still have Giroud.

>Bury's squad for a friendly was purely trialists yesterday

>City overpay
Is this 2012 again?

For me? Kind of based

Is Gerrard more mad about being unable to produce a son or being unable to win a prem?

true that

lel

what a fucking shit son, rapinoe wears #15 and doesn't even play for liverpool

Giroud looking fly at Wimbledon today

Also she’s a fucking muff diver

twitter.com/gillesoffthenet/status/1150348504990134272

he was just baiting
all of us bit

>three daughters
JUST

His biggest regret must just be not joining Mou at Chelsea where he would have been guaranteed a PL.

stevie's daughter's are beautiful and sweet and you're a fucking moron if you think he regrets a single second spent with them

>Exiled Warringtonian. Support Liverpool & Gateshead.
What a tit.

*hits pipe*

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Alri stevie.

Would probably cut my balls off after 3 fuck ups in a row desu

It's fine, she's not his daughter

Lads. Remember when Stevie G slipped over and cost Liverpool a premier league win. Pretty incredible because he is like literally Mr Liverpool and that club is pretty much obsessed with that trophy.

Same here mate. His marking is utterly atrocious. He's good at getting the ball forward but is sub-par when it comes to defending. We have better replacements in the squad already. The money we'll get for him almost pays our training ground off

What position does Training Ground play? CB?

you're a complete rem if you'd rather have a paid off training ground than a top tier centre half
but yeah maguire is shite

ironically it was your lot's signing of him that ruined him

How good was Tomori last season at Derby?

Tinder marketing strategy

>tell teammates "this does not slip" as you are on course to win the premier league
>slip over in forthcoming game and lose
>cannot recover and do not win the premier league

It must haunt him

didn't see him play but i know that he was popular with their fans

Thanks, that's certainly gonna help my fantasy team

no worries glad i could help

>my fantasy team
have you considered having sex?

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I've not been on Yea Forums for long and I kept skipping over the /trans/ threads because I thought it was transexuals. I've only just realized what it means.

Come on, you both know we have not had a better consistent CB since fucking Kisnorbo.

We don't need the money, we're better off having Maguire going in to this season.

>realized

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Maguire unironically has some of the worst marking and tackling for a bloke his size I've ever seen.

Matt Mills would be better than this fraud.

>Kisnorbo
lmao, are you his mum? like says maguire's marking and positioning in general is absolutely atrocious

>Matt Mills would be better than this fraud.

Mate.

Abraham has potential but is unproven in the prem

Hudson Odi looks pretty good

I did, but then I realized it would eat into the time I spend analyzing Brighton's training sessions to see if there were any cheap players with potential for my team

What is your best 11 for the season, say if Maguire leaves, no replacement.

PLEASE STOP THIS HUDSON ODOI MEME

His injury has a super low recovery rate. He is permacrocked. Forget about him

Not stupider than incel 4channel weebs telling other incel 4channel weebs to >have sex

Is Man United good again

James Rodríguez doesnt have a high enough IQ to understand simones tactics

>Maguire for 60m + 20m add ons
not a bad deal desu

>Philippe Coutinho approves Liverpool return, £88m offer made as Barcelona plot Neymar move
sold!

Have sex.

Liverpool aren't buy anyone this summer to immediately improve the squad

in all honestly though they should be. City bought Rodri

reminder that we sent coutinho on loan to barcelona for two seasons for £50m

do you unironically need him? I thought Liverpool have possibly one of the best attacks in the league

Kek

it's almost certainly not going to happen, but i'd have him back
why would you not want quality players?

>do you unironically need him?
they do la
so it's great they've bought him back for the great price of £88m
no refunds

Liverpool not buying anyone is just classic scouse. They literally think it’s their year la. When will they learn?

>why would you not want quality players?
if it were me I just wouldn't want someone back who thought grass was greener elsewhere. he'd be on the bench also

>quality players
>le occasional bloot man

Pick one

coutinho under godgers/kloppo was/is a quality player

Tbf the grass is greener anywhere other than Liverpool. Imagine living amongst that inhuman rabble

Why didn't he ask the kid if he wanted a mane shirt? Seems like he's a RACIST desu.

evans alongside one of baseduncu, benkovic or morgan

bar a few games earlier in the season morgan was arguably our best centre back

Douglas Luiz has just posted a video on his Instagram from the mall of America in Minnesota, the state where Aston villa are currently having their pre season training

Happening

this was known 2 days ago: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48961186

It's not official until the club confirms it

Otherwise villa would have started last season with Thierry Henry in charge

>mall of America in Minnesota

Nah he's just a big Jingle All The Way fan and wants to see where they filmed some of it

>Dunk for £45m
w-what?

Won Player of the Season

thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9504512/leicester-45m-dunk-transfer-brighton-defender-man-utd-maguire/

>the sun
>liverpool rumours

wait, what the fuck

how did I misread leicester as liverpool

sun broke Maguire news to be fair

telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/14/harry-maguire-showing-no-signs-forcing-move-manchester-united/

maguire - united might not be happening after all

>sam wallace
london based journo. knows nothing
duncan castles claimed its done
this twitter lad called 'xisimon' who only posts confirmed signings claims its done

I think I have multiple personality disorder or something lads

We* have multiple personality disorder

john percy's name is also attached to the article, and he tends to be right more often than not when it comes to leicester

based xisimon

greaseman presentation live
youtube.com/watch?v=30v7M4fQOgQ

when they gonna pay the extra 80m?

when atletico sue, so never

>tyrone mings - 20m
>lewis dunk - 45m
why?

TV money getting too big.

english cuota?

When does Jan Oblak come out with a steel chair?

Why is the English commentator doing so much cocaine?

fucking hell Mino just pick a club for him. stop fucking about squeezing more money

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>CONFIRMED: De Ligt to Accrington Stanley

*sniffs*

for me, its Tyrone Dunk

Someone call the fashion police, that zipper is criminal

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fucking hell

because it's good for your health la

this guy and his fucking hairstyles
deeply concerned about his presence in football. he sickens me

>the absolute state of modern 'fashion'

this is now a cricket bunker thread

england never play well at lord's

losing the toss didn't help either

Did the Englishman lose at the sport?

were about to

had to google who rapinoe is

tight as fuck

So is your sister lmao, or at least she was until I was done with her

sexist pig

cheeky shout for greatest/most tense sporting day of all time

Fuck Ferarri, Fuck Germ*ny and most of all Fuck Vettlel

Literally nobody was talking about who has fastest car wins lol

DJOKOGOD
GET SHAFTED R*DDIT

>Wimbledon going to 12-12 in the final set
>super over in the WC final after that 6 and boundary in the last overs
My fucking heart

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that I will not be in any /trans/ threads for the next ten or so days. I will be on vacation. Do not cry too much for me, I will be back

come on jofra lad!

have fun

vacation where?

L'equipe and Sky Sports Germany are saying Diallo is moving to PSG

>(YOU)
>(YOU)
>(YOU)
>(YOU)
>(YOU)
>(YOU)

looks like they took some random crackhead off the street

>channel 4 news bumped to more4
based, sports absolutely mogging current affairs and politics

>barcelona to sign junior firpo for less than 40m

Mali to atalanta confirmed, you happy now?

Why would you want to hear about which Tory is going to ruin your life when you can watch based England win a world cup?

Yes! Not only he went to top-5 league, but also he joined one of the most interesting projects there who plays in CL. I'm so happy to see >our football having some kind of new life you can't imagine

Sadly his transfer wasn't that smooth. With all his seething at Genk

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>tfw no sky sports or whatever I can hear about transfers being talked about all day and night
liking a superior sport/league is suffering

Reminder that they are /ourguys/

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>only like football
>the one world cup we'll never win in my lifetime

You can almost definitely stream sky sports news somewhere

De Gea
AWB-Maguire-Lindelof-Shaw
Mctominay-Matic-Pogba
Martial-Rashford-James

so after 125m spent, assuming all new signings are starters and the dogshit form of april/may was a blip, this United team still looks awful

Fuck off with your Atalanta obsession you bandwagoning cunt.

>Seen us win rugby
>Seen us win cricket
>Seen the extremely English Andy Murray win Wimbledon
>Even if we win the world cup in Qatar it won't count because it's not during the summer

Not a based feel

Not a based feel at all

I want that shit on my tv in HD brothaman. but you're right, gotta stop being lazy and look for a stream eventually

>implying it isn't the de facto Dutch team in Italy

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Why though? Joined last summer, was pretty good and it's not like they are getting double the money. Off the pitch he also seems alright.

5th place team.

Ehh it was pretty smooth. They just didnt accept that first bullshit offer. Mali strated to throw a tantrum instead of being patient. But now both parties are happy. I hope he does well in italy. And its been a pleasure to watch him play every week

Why did they make a team to battle relegation?

I don't really understand either. I think people have been saying he wants to leave, since Hummels is likely to take his starting spot. Don't really need a player that leaves at the first sign of competition

Ambitious

>dont buy any defenders last year because you dont want to pay 70m for Maguire
>buy him for 80m this year

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Congrats England

finna get absolutely blootered tonight
fuck work

>£80m
is a world record? surely not

>wearing a females (dyke) name on your back
Slightly less gay than another mans. That boy is redpilled.

Did we win the cricketb owl?

For a defender it is.

VVD was the previous record for a defencer at 75

For defenders

LMAO looks like it'll be Wolves or Lestah for 6th.

ah

J U S T

Just a disasterously run club

Rangers are elite tbf
Not surprised Marseille lost 3-0.

How the fuck is Maguire worth 80 million quid holy fuck

>united sign someone
>suddenly they're shit and no one rates them
classic. wait until united actually do ruin them before making ABU's look retarded

Wow great signing

>tfw it gets even worst when half of them get injured/flop so they get replaced with Young, Jones, Smalling, Rojo and Sanchez

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I don't think it comes from him. Might be because they got too many defenders but it's a dumb decision in my opinion. At the very least they should've gotten a better price than what is rumoured.

i've watched almost every single one of his games over the past couple of seasons, he's shit whether he signs for united or not

so far only a rumour from the greaseman press conference

I was at the game and Rangers were outstanding desu

Ranger got Goldson for £3m and he is not far off the other Brighton defenders.

What about the World Cup?

>be me
>started shitposting about 'Engpakis' when England got into the final
>thought we were gonna lose, doing it for memes
>check score
>England are like 84-4
>Know England is fucked
>turn it off and realise I can at least shitpost some more
>turn it back on
>somehow England tied
>what the fuck, what is a super over?
>turn it off anyway
>we win
Oh well. I can at least switch my shitposting tactic to 'There should be an asterisk next to this win since you didn't win it normally and you cheated'

I was shitposting in here but I wont now. Thanks lads.

>Axel Tuanzebe will go out on loan this season [Full Time Devils]

Stupid shit like this is how you end up paying 80mil for Leicester's third choice center back

He won’t. Don’t worry

yeah he was great against panama tbf

4-0

What about the other ones?

he had an ok world cup but the only half decent team we played was croatia

Belgium

>Klopp explains new no. 6 role for Lallana- “Adam is the kind of player he can play that and he enjoys this 'Jorginho' role“
Klopp's brain getting a bit too big, started taking Sarripills.

Wtf do I do now lads. Just aimlessly waiting for love island to begin

croatia belgium and sweden are all good sides

that's not to say maguire is elite but he did have a strong world cup. like many of those players they hit form at the right time and had a system which played to their strengths - england's corner routine was incredibly effective

When Klopp is forced to actually employ some tactics because all his players burn out again it will be hilarious. You can only shout run faster at them for so long.

>relying on the young black lad to save your defence
he was always due to go back on loan and United needed to buy Maguire regardless
>3rd choice
stay seething

Yes

Go for a pint

forgot we played belgium, was only the 3rd place playoff though

sweden are well below premier league standard

They were in our group, dickhead

18 mins for a pint is a bit tight lad. Plus getting there and back

>Klopp stating why he is keeping Lallana
we all know why he is and can see right through this facade

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Have a few pints and watch it on catch-up

maguire was quite literally leicester's 3rd or 4th best centre back last season you fucking nonce

>Seething

What would I be seething about? United aren't even going to finish in the europa league places

>literally made the most appearances of all the CBs last season
hello moron

>What would I be seething about?
>*proceeds to spout more vitriol about the club*
lol

i said 3rd or 4th best, not 3rd or 4th choice you dense twat

Why havent Villa made a transfer in over 24 hours. They were literally keeping this window alive and entertaining

Mate, just need you to know

You're really dumb

>backtracking this bad
L M A O

Luiz and Engels announced tomorrow lad

The graphic design chap had the weekend off

embarrassing

He's had a son for about 2 years now you freaks

I hope they announce Engles with some good old communist propaganda

>this ABU seethe
its OK. your clubs will sign players soon Im sure

>tfw ABU and a Villa fan

Get fucked Ahmed from London

Coutinho is a broken little beta we don't want him back

>having a son after retiring

Yeah that doesn’t count

for you

I’m a fucking HTFC fan but this level of ABU is actually embarrassing. You’re claiming a clubs 4th best CB played most of their games. Yeah sure hun.

>Inter fans

Disgusting

>Jones
>Bailly
>Darmian
>Fred
>Sanchez
>Lingard
how do >we get rid of the dead wood?

You don’t.

it's literally nothing to do with not liking united, i'm a leicester fan and am fucking fed up of watching that carthorse twat play for us

theres about 1.5m/week in wages there. needs to go

>Darmian
Wait until an Italian club needs to launder money
>Fred
I still believe.
>Sanchez
See: Darmian

For all the others, just wait for ex-United lads to get jobs in the PL again and sell to them. Bruce will take Jones or Bailly for sure

Lol same

Yeah but nobody else really wants them because of those high wages. They’ll sit on their contracts until they run out and move for free to other mid-table shitters

no one who would benefit from having these players can afford their wages. i hate this club

By claiming one of your top performers last season was your 4th best CB. Seething.

>dani alves to man city
will Pep solve his fashion sense?

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He's played many years under Pep already so no

3rd best probably, S.oyuncu didn't really play enough. Did you watch Leicester play last season? I can assure you Maguire wasn't one of the top performers, and the team looked much better as a whole when the centre back partnership was Morgan and Evans. The fact you think this is something to do with me being upset about him going to United is honestly bizarre

Pep needs to solve his own first.

that was before he delved into the fashion world

>Morgan

You’ve exposed yourself.

fantastic argument, well done

Let me just provide the highlights of your argument.

I think Maguire is bad. I saw him play. I think he’s bad.

Good work. If you’re such a superstar scout why aren’t united signing Morgan for £80m you fucking mong.

/ourguy/ Mourinho was right again

because morgan is one season away from retirement and doesn't do le epic mazy runs into the opposition half

this is also manchester united we're talking about, who made alexis fucking sanchez their hightest paid player

if you want me to explain why i think he is bad, i would say that his positioninal sense and marking are very poor. further up the thread are other posters who have actually watched him play football that say the same thing

Pay them their release.

/spee/ STOP this MINDLESS HATE

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Sign them all to new 5 year contracts like they already did with Jones and Lingard. They're all promising young talents, just give them time

I think you can go ahead and say his marking/positioning are bad. But they’re still much higher than most PL defenders and certainly what united have. Further, Maguire is a classic English lad leader type who will bring a relatively inexperienced defence together. Basically he’s a shit Vidic, someone who is decent enough and will put their body on the line to win. I honestly can’t see how anyone thinks this would be a bad signing for united. The only downside would be the price which is literally irrelevant for a club with Uniteds revenue.

Also when united signed Sanchez it was considered a good move as he was one of the top players in the league. A move united did many times in the past to weaken a rival whilst strengthening themselves.

i'm not sure he's good enough for a team that wants top 4 as a minimum every season but, ignoring the fee, adding a defender who isn't jones or smalling can't be a terrible thing

i'd disagree with him being a leader though, on the pitch at least. but he does seem like a decent guy so i imagine he's good to have in the dressing room and around the club

Holy fucking shit are you baiting?
Neymar incoming.
For £90m tho could be a steal.
Have them murdered in a bus crash and claim insurance?

>Holy fucking shit are you baiting?
unless you're a leicester fan i reckon i saw more of his games last season than you

Based Leicester fan triggering paki customers from South London

>Mahrez just scored the winner in the AFCON semis
Paris is going to be up in flames tonight

probably because he played more

Based.

I am a Leicester fan and I watched every game home and away. My family have 8 season tickets

any update the saudi takeover for toon?

It's at the same state of not happening as it was every year for the last 10 years

Ashley is trying to destroy the club without looking like he's trying to destroy the club

It was the most bait hoax ever.
Post webm/gif

Seems Leicester is going after Dennis Praet they made an official bid of 18M Sampdoria wants 25M

ynwa lads

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Bit cringey but the incentive is nice

Wonder if a Bradford fan will return the favour by painting a depiction of Scousers being crushed at Hillsborough.

why would a 5 year old know about either tragedy?
Im assuming the age of the painter

Would be highest level of banter

>Yfw a united fan and a Cardiff fan send each other paintings of a plane

why are liverpool fans so obsessed with "muh tragedies"? They literally bring this shit up any time its even slightly remotely relevant to anything.

On today's episode of boomer tier memes I found on Facebook

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>Marcus Alonso will never produce a dramatic theatre reconstruction of his “accident” and guve the parents front row seats

>Neil

>Celtic fans send Rangers fans pictures of fans being crushed
>Rangers fans send Celtic fans pictures of church abusers

not sure what your family having 8 season tickets has to do with anything, but congratulations(?)

>Why can a fanbase that suffered one of the biggest tragedies in English football empathise with people who went through something similar

You're a bit slow aren't you, mate?

Not really the point. Painting a depiction of the incident as a tribute is crass.

>Squashed scousers are comparable to BBQ’d Bradford fans

no, i just don't understand why you are telling me about other people's season tickets?

>Talks between Liverpool FC and Kylian Mbappe over a possible transfer have reached an impasse over the forwards desire to win the Premier League trophy and his insistence on wearing the 96 shirt number

Any update on the James Martin to Masterchef situation?

If you're not on the Facebook groups for your team I highly recommend it, you get some quality content

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Villa fan here

Our fanbase needs a good ol’ gassing

>someone edited this and thought it looked good

What's the status on the black female to Bond FC situation? I'm hearing she's supposed to get the 007 number on the shirt?

007 is a codename and now the actual character

The next movie will have a fluff bit at the end where they give an up and coming rookie agent who just killed her first person the codename. Then in about 3 years the next James bond will be announced (probably the dude who plays Rob Stark) and the everyone will forget about it

Nice headcanon

premierleague.com/news/1262217
Can’t wait for city and Liverpool to finish level in first place only for this to cuck city

Better than goals scored imo

But your post is negative iq considering that city is the only team Liverpool lost to

>If two or more clubs finish level in the table when competing for the title or European qualification, or when relegation is at stake, their records in the head-to-head matches will now be used to separate them.

>In previous seasons, teams involved in these specific battles who finished with the same points total, goal difference and number of goals scored would be pitted against each other in a playoff.

>But that extra match is now less likely.

>In 2019/20 the team who have collected the most points in the head-to-head duels between the sides lying level on points, goal difference and number of goals scored, will take the highest finishing position, while the team with the fewest will take the lowest place.

>If clubs still cannot be separated, the team who scored the most goals away from home in the head-to-head matches will get the highest position.

>Only if the clubs remain level in the table after this will a playoff be arranged, at a neutral ground, with the format, timing and venue being determined by the Premier League Board.

Surely it should apply to the entire division and not the top 6/7 / bottom 3/4?

I thought it meant historical records compared and city were about to be btfo

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It obviously applies to every position, the European places and relegation spots are the only points where it is at stake, which is why they are highlighted

Ah shit, you're right. I misread it. Interesting they've adopted it now.

You're almost as bad as people who think football was invented in 1992

I swear to God if he does that stupid dance at barca...

Morgan is far too slow and error prone, he is far past his best. Sure he is a good fill in when needed and im sure he's better off the pitch.

Farquaad didnt impress me when he played, and i can't say anything for Benkovic but that means we're missing an important member of the 11 you must see that.

It could possibly happen if he was available below €50m.
He'll likely go to a lower tier team like PSG or Bayern. If not he could go to a team a couple of tiers below that like Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea

60 million is my limit, the team would absolutely get him back at a decent price, he is still probably better than most of >our players.

>Manchester United have agreed an £80m deal with Leicester that will make Harry Maguire the most expensive defender in history. United will pay £60m for the 26-year-old England centre-back - who will have a medical on Monday - with a further £20m to follow in add-ons. (Sun)

Leicester are set to replace Maguire with Brighton's England international Lewis Dunk, having agreed a £45m deal for the 27-year-old. (Sun)

>Celtic have rejected Arsenal's latest bid - thought to be about £25m - for 22-year-old Scotland left-back Kieran Tierney. (Sky Sports)

Manchester City believe Leroy Sane will snub Bayern Munich if they make an official bid for the 23-year-old German winger. (Daily Mirror)

>Tottenham and Arsenal have joined Manchester City in pursuing 36-year-old Brazil full-back Dani Alves, who is a free agent following his departure from Paris St-Germain. (Mundo Deportivo via Daily Mail)

Atletico Madrid have no proof to back up their claim Barcelona had an agreement in place with France forward Antoine Griezmann, 28, as early as March, according to Barca president Josep Maria Bartomeu. (Goal)

>Arsenal target Everton, a 23-year-old Gremio and Brazil forward, says he has been made an offer but has refused to reveal the name of the club in question. (Mirror)

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp says the club will keep their options open regarding recruiting a left-back as cover for Scotland international Andrew Robertson, 25, during the summer transfer window. (ESPN)

>Former Newcastle winger Chris Waddle believes managing the Magpies would represent the biggest challenge of Steve Bruce's 21-year managerial career if he leaves Sheffield Wednesday to move to St James' Park. (Newcastle Chronicle)

Liverpool's English midfielder Herbie Kane is expected to complete a loan move to a Championship club this week. Brentford, Charlton and Hull all want the 20-year-old, who played for Doncaster last season. (Goal)

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>Liverpool midfielder Herbie Kane is expected to complete a loan move to the Championship this week. Hull City, Brentford and Charlton Athletic are all keen on signing the 20-year-old

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>Ojo is good now
What happened?

>>Celtic have rejected Arsenal's latest bid - thought to be about £25m - for 22-year-old Scotland left-back Kieran Tierney. (Sky Sports)
Sad!

>Leicester are set to replace Maguire with Brighton's England international Lewis Dunk, having agreed a £45m deal for the 27-year-old. (Sun)
This can't be right.

The clubs are the centre of a community. It's a different kind of culture than that of the US where a lot of people are atomised individuals with no connection to anyone or anywhere and are merely consumers.

>Brighton defender

They barely scraped survival

Is brenny retarded?

dunk is great though

Should have seen his game against Tottenham at the end of the season, he was superb. Still nowhere near £45m tho, that’s just ridiculous

These kind of prices are going to be normalised in a season or two, inflation has gone mental since the new TV deal

Leicester would need a lot more money to justify it.

So either Maguire isn't going or its closer to 90-100m

When will we see Championship teams paying £20m for signings?

I know Neves was £15.8m

Who the fuck are they?

Wolves were a special case.

3 seasons ago.

Villa spent like 50mil when they went down

Yeah, true. But Forest then followed it with £13m Joao Carvalho.

I meant individual signings, not collective.

>that seething engpaki that pretends to not care about Scottish fitba

>Maguire goes United
>Form drops to shit

>Dunk goes Leicester
>Starts for England in the Euros over Maguire

Cap this.

New 007 is a black woman. What a moment for diversity, lads, can't believe it. Buzzin'.

>we're missing an important member of the 11 you must see that.
if/when we sell maguire we'll definitely need to bring someone in, he's a decent player but not irreplaceable, it's not like losing mahrez or kante

I always pray before I go to bed - and this is the only time I pray mind you - that all the big money signings of today’s era flop disastrously so it puts clubs off of paying ridiculous amounts for players.

Alas, it never works.

How is Tobey Maguire worth 80 million pounds?

Wait for a big team™ gets relegated next, they'll panic buy and spend stupid money to get back up

Well by big team I more mean established prem team, so if: palace, Burnley, Southampton or Brighton get relegated they're likely to spend that much on a player

Countinho?

things that never happened

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Even if it is fake it's still the right answer. 2 world cups and a world cup golden ball.

Can see Mings and Dunk in the England squad for the friendlies this season

haha

>Dunk goes Leicester
>Starts for England in the Euros over Maguire
>gets bought by BIG CLUB™
>flops

woodward saw spiderman 2 for the first time recently and was really impressed

Anyone got any players that are so far out of the first team picture that you forgot they're still at your club?
Unironically forgot Nick Blackman was still a Derby player until earlier today when he joined Maccabi Tel Aviv

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Man United are the end and beginning of every cycle England look like winning something in

What? She is. Bigot.

The name’s Neil Lennon ya prick

Aaron Tshibola and Richie De Laet

Have sex, virgin

don't forget about ikechi anya too
didn't tshibola cost loads on the back of about 10 games for reading or someone?

What does that have to do with the fact the new 007 is a black woman?

trying way too hard desu

Is Angela Lansbury still a Villa player, or did his contract just run out?

I'm going to assume you meant Henry, still in the squad

6 mil, been on loan 3 seasons in a row

Who could forget Ikechi "the bruiser of bristol city's b team" Anya? Probably end up in next season's first team, now.

when you're getting shipped out on loan to kilmarnock i think it's safe to assume you aren't going to make it at your parent club

i remember thinking he always looked like a decent player when he was at watford, that was obviously a while ago now though

>De Laet

Christ there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. He scored one or two goals at the start of our meme year before Ranieri pushed him out of the squad for Simpson (I think). Never saw him play again or even heard when he left.

He ended up playing as a striker at Melbourne city

He's a fucking right back

i think he came on as a makeshift winger a few times before we signed gray, then went out on loan to boro for the rest of the season. pretty sure he won promotion with them on the same day he got his tpremier league medal with us

I remember his goal vs Derby

youtube.com/watch?v=rouXcF_jRZY

Astounded at how many mongoloids don't see this is a joke

Blues fan here

I highly agree

One punch, and he sent us up...

Realized was the first word and predates the creation of the USA and Canada by about 200 years. It just got replaced with realised (but both are still used) and it's a bit of a myth that it is the American spelling.

Apparently Oxford sold Tsun Dai for £600k to Wolves. Fucking great sale. He would be the best Hong Kong player ever if he trains hard for Wolves. However I think this is a commercial move for him. I would have preferred he played for Oxford, despite us having good wingers currently. Oh well. Let us hope we don't splurge £500k on that defender and instead find somebody like Tsun Dai from the continent who is a forward. Alas, we won't.

Literally happened to Jones

>don't buy him for 4m
>buy him for 80m instead

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Based Ukrainian Valencianista. Now that Marcelino already exposed Barca, Valencia will challenge Real to this season's LaLiga

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Why do people make shit up to insult Americans when it’s so easy with the truth?

The Father Who Left Me
Cottonraker
Never Say Chicken Again
Suspectre
Goldengibs
Dr. 40
Thunderlips
License To Deal

I hope Maguire is another successful troll by Pep

It's Joao Felix for this season.

This is why Atlético are asking for more money for greaseman, theyve realised theyve been scammed hard with Felix lmao

Moyes 4000 iq football genius

surprised they got him this cheap
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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>120m
Sure it's release clause and what not, but paying 120m for unproven players is straight up money laundry.

>heres £15m
>we want £25m
>OK fine, heres £25m
>nah fuck off
is there anything worse than being an arsecuck?
Reminder Tierney is injury prone

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lol, suck a dick

>Best player leaves for 120m
>Spend 120m on some hyped portushit kid
>Realise you've been scammed
>Barcelona has to pay 80m more!
LMAO
It's not money laundering, it's stupidity

This just makes me think Celtic are being dicks. If they don't want to sell him, just say 'we don't want to sell him'. Don't beat around the bush. I wish football transfers worked like this. It happened with Barcelona and De Ligt.

>We want De Ligt, how muc-
>Not for sale.

That's it. Celtic are just being cunts.

>It happened with Barcelona and De Ligt
only thing that happened is barcelona can't match wages offered by juve due to income tax changes for footballers in italy

I tried Pepsi Max Raspberry a few days ago, it was nice. I can't find Pepsi Max Vanilla anywhere. Anybody seen it selling in UK? Or Coke Orange Vanilla? Can't find that either.

Nah it was due to Arsenal not putting more money up front. That's it.

>Arsenal are considering loaning youngster Eddie Nketiah out this summer, with Bristol City leading the chase for his services, reports The Sun.
But... who will play backup for them? Nketiah is a decent player and he does need regular game time but Arsenal will have no FW's available if he goes.

Oh? I read that Ajax outright said 'No' when Barcelona inquired.

>kisnorbo
BASED

italy has lowered income tax for new footballers and raiola is asking like 12m for de ligt, which would make him like 4th best paid at barcelona at age 19 and cost 24m per season in wages

>Manchester United risk missing out on £70m Bruno Fernandes this summer, as the board refuses to back manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

>the board refuses to back manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
based

>Bayern Munich are refusing to abandon their £70m pursuit of England ace Callum Hudson-Odoi.
WHAT.

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>refuses to back Solakjaer
Spent 150m so far
Retarded sentence

Reminder Hull receive 20% from the maguire transfer

>wont buy Alderweireld for 45 million 2 seasons ago
>will buy Macguire for 80 million

who the fuck calls their son darling

Maguire confirmed

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This is THE buy for them, though. If United doesn't get him, all this money spent on defenders will be for naught, since the midfield will still be shit.

Pogba - Matic - Fernandes sounds good.

Why buy a player scattered with injuries?

Based and Hullpilled

Reminder that Liverpool has no back up fullbacks
One injury and it's over

Milner will just have to play every minute of every game, no big deal

>Maguire signs for 90m
>Lestah ends up higher than United
What would be Yea Forums reaction?

>90m
Provide source

that kiss says everything but that

Never said it happened. The Sun (lol) says €67+23m.

Lads. Is Bruno an 8 or a 10?

>/arse/ melting down over this twitter hashtag shit

Whats going on? Arsenal Twitter gone gay again? (well more gay than usual)

Currently no reason at all to want to move to Madrid
Liverpool are in a far better position and have the better side.
Only incentive would be money

Screencapping this poster and submitting it to oxford dictionary to be used under ‘delusion’

Lads serious question, how the fuck do you shave your scrotum without bleeding?

Veet hair removal
Don’t leave it on too long

kek

What's the agony rating for this?
Safe for penor as well? I get these really fine hairs on the underside just below my peehole. No one wants to lick that.

Using the cream is risking having 3rd degree burns on your cock and balls
If you’re that desperate for it then go pay for someone to do it

Just bite the hairs off with your teeth bro.

Is this the moment scouse delusion reached peak levels? I don’t think it’ll ever get past this.

>go pay for someone to do it
but it'd either be a dude so gay or a girl so I get an erection

My dad.

Get an ugly woman to do it.

None of those things are bad though

>Being afraid that you might be gay.

good idea seeing your mum tonight anyway

My mum is dead so good luck getting her to remove your pubes mate. Joke is well and truly on you.

she gagged to death on my abundant pubes so jokes on you buddy

Seems like the joke is still on you as you have so many pubes and you want rid of them. Meanwhile I am smooth and soft all over.

yeah but you can't even grow them in the first place because you're 9 so joke's in fact well and truly on you kiddo

But I’m not 9

>bruce resigns as massive boss ahead of newcastle move

wtf happened to that billionaire that was gonna buy them out kek

Algeria are the good guys in the Afcon final right?

sorry my mistake

I straight up YOLO shave without cream, using an old razor. Never bleed except small cuts which don't even hurt and are gone in a few minutes.

Yes

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Forgiven.

Man. I actually feel bad for Newcastle fans. They don’t deserve this.

>shaving off all your pubes to look like a little boy

only acceptable if you have ginger pubes and therefore no other option if you wanna get laid

That is a thicc leg. A bit too thick for my liking tbqh

Johnny Bairstow probably gets laid. So becoming a World Cup winning cricketer is also an option. Stokesy too

this girl told me she doesn't like pubes in her teeth though so I should shave them off
its a different lass who i'm trying to get with though

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Maybe just give her a break from tossing your salad.

Greeks wonder why their economy failed.

this is for a different woman, she's 10 years my senior and looks like a young Joan Collins, its an important crossroads in my life

Ew. How old are you?

9

Really bad for wednesday. They looked great under him, might have made play-offs given a bit more time

Fair enough. I would probably just go for it then. Fire is also good for removing hair.

thats the joke goy

>might have made play-offs given a bit more time
>1 win in last 5 games
>2 wins in last 8

Buy a trimmer that’s meant for your nuts. Like the lawnmower 2.0

t. sexless virgins

very redundant adjective you got there buddy

They keep wanting their own version of Sancho but will never truly get it if they buy some academy kid for peanuts. They’re missing the whole point of Dortmund’s recruitment strategy

I use electric shaver, the same kind they sell for your face.

Thing is Bayern are attempting to pursue a similar, but different strategy. Bayern think they can cut out the 'sell back to an English club at many times the original fee' step, and instead just keep the player, which is why they're willing to pay more. This is because they're delusional. Also see: How they're acting with Sane.

that's what I've been using but even with the guard on I keep bleeding like a stuck hemophiliac pig having a miscarriage

i mean girls shave their fannies just fine
i feel like we, as a gender, need to get our shit together

>but will never truly get it if they buy some academy kid for peanuts
*unless they buy some academy kid for peanuts

kys?

Don’t see how they wouldn’t be able to keep a hold of CHO if he turns out good. Just offer him inflated wages and he’ll stay

>Just offer him inflated wages and he’ll stay
Because there'd be an English club willing to offer him even more inflated wages

Fannies aren't balls

Big if true

I can appreciatte a trimmed bush desu, totally bald pusy doesn't look that appealing to me

Bald bum holes tho

Should've clarified it by saying that I'd prefer it if a girl was shaved from the clit down. A bush above it is nice tho

>Bruce left Hull because of the owners not letting him control transfers
>now going to Newcastle to do the same thing

Lads. Is there any chance Amber off love island does some porn when she leaves. Desperately want to see a huge dick slamming her arsehole

Is Dybala actually good?

I know her through her sister, guarantee the nudes already exist. We just need a kind user to share them.

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Holy shit. I got Satan trips in the last thread too.

I want HD BLACKED RAW tho. Not some grainy beaver shots.

>Rapertoe confirmed best soccer star in the hole worl

>An investigation into Juventus ultras led to the discovery of an arsenal of weapons, including a ground-to-air missile
Lmao

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Good banta

>Steve Fucking Bruce
The absolute state of Poocastle

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whats the appeal of seeing a black chick being blacked?

imagine being ambers sister and looking like that when you could have looked just as hot as her

Why though? Did they feel they needed something in case Inter fans ever organised a fly over?

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I don't even like or care to know anything about soccer but I just came to laugh at you hahahahhwhahhahahahahwh

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So what ever happened to the Newcastle Arab takeover? Crazy how they went from potentially getting Jose Mourinho to Steve Bruce.

Was never real
It is never real
Ashley has done this several times and people keep buying it

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So if United sign Maguire and say some midfielder, that guy from Sporting Lisbon they were linked to fairly heavily. Is that a team that looks like it could do anything in the league next season? I don't see it, personally. Perhaps with a better defence, they'll get top 4 which would be some improvement. But still, I think United fans should temper their expectations somewhat.

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Top 4 would be the goal. There's enough there for them to bully bottom half teams.

Into hell it goes.

Yeah I reckon Chelsea are dropping out.

Don't feel bad for her user, she's not a nice person.

Just want to see the biggest of dicks reaming her wet hole.

Didn't know Borges had the ability to make cats levitate using just his mind.

Literally what is bad about this?

>wanting Amber to get blacked when Lucie exists

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Top 4 is the aim. I would imagine if they get Maguire + a creative mid they’ll get it. Pretty depressing though how things have crashed.

>she’s brain dead
it’d be like watching someone fuck a corpse

>2 year loan for Coutiniho
Hmmm

----romero
bissaka - maguire - smalling - shaw
lingard - matic - pogba - young
--rashford - martial

Comfy top half finish confirmed.

>what's bad about being a minority
HMMMM

New thread to be transferred to Yea Forums when??

window's closed lad
this is the last /trans/ of the summer

Delet this

new

Actual New thread: Actual New thread: Actual New thread:

>20%
20% profit

Wtf is that on the roof of that lorry cabin?

>Ireland

You post this every other thread. Aren’t you bored of it by now?

I signed Tuanzebe for 17 million on my Fulham FM save and he’s pretty shit by age 25