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rip bell/bellinger

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Red for philly fans raging they cant be a dynasty city ever, and blue for being a liberal shithole city that cant by a dynasty city.

div leaders

Why is it that GOAT arguments in the NBA and NFL are so heated and contested, while in MLB, everyone wants to see Mike Trout become the undisputed GOAT?

For me, it's Emily Jones

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go yankees

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Because despite being kinda boring, Trout is actually likeable

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Quads, there really isn't anything unlikable about Trout unlike fagets who say LeBraun or Brady are GOATs.
Also he doesn't need to cheat or use the umps to bail him out like the other two.

whats GayJP gonna do when Baste Bauie joins my Yankees?

Twins beleivers check in. Best offence the league has seen in years

Does baseball have a "mailing-it-in" problem? Is it unironically time for non-guaranteed contracts?

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More cringy being a Phillies fan if you live in the Tristate region.

Mike Fish aint the GOAT. Mr Clutch DJ LeChadieu is.

Going to be real keks when Atlanta and Minneapolis will be a sports dynasty city before Philadelphia ever will. But hey they will at least be labled the underdog kings of the US sports world right?

>mest

Which is the most cringy team to be a fan of in the Tristate region exactly? Phillies, Mets, Yankees, or the wild card Pittsburgh?

p/a/dres

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also great plays

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Based or cringe?

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Definitely Mest. Their fanbase consists soley of people who only root for them because they aren't the Yankees. Their backup team is literally the Red Sox kek lmao.

>win a game
>still feels unsatsifying

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>backup is the redsox
said nobody ever.

Mest are the Jets of the baseball world. But what about the other teams mentioned in rankings of cringe?

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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>check muh fantasee team for today
>2 starters and 2 relievers got/are being shelled for -63 points
c-can we go back to the all star break?

The Jets are much worse than the Mets. Since the Jets last played in a Super Bowl, the Mets have gone to the World Series five times, and won two of them.

The defensive play of the game that no one will see.

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I mean the Mets are like the Jets since they prefer to not being Yankees fans in the same way as not being a Giants fan.

>poodres

KEK
>risp

Trout's only recent competition is Bonds, who most people dislike because of PED abuse. With the NBA you have a generation on Yea Forums who grew up with Jordan, a generation who grew up with Kobe, and a generation who grew up with LeBron. I don't know if NFL is the same because I've never watched it.
Anyways, Trout will never even come close to being the GOAT so it's not worth talking about. Ruth is standing on a mountain 1000 feet taller than everyone else and laughing his tubby ass off.

dubs and barves win on walk off

As were there best sports franchise, and the city abandoned them for the fucking whiz kids. Its what the city gets, and even more keks they let California cuck them out of their second best franchise in the Warriors in which got replaced by the fucking sixers lol. The city is a shitshed of bad franchise and it cant happen to a better city than Philly

my backup team is actually the yankees because I like mickey mantle and luke voit lol

yeah, for trout to be on Babe's level he would have to put up a 100 HR season or some shit

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One season wouldn't even be enough. Ruth put up an entire career of seasons about the same level as Bonds' steroid seasons. I don't think that level of domination is even possible in today's game with pitchers having access to data that tells them exactly where and what to throw to you to get you out.

kek padres falling apart

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>dads

>daddies

Fucking based

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Fuck San Diego hope you niggers get quaked the fuck out

who /philipglass/ here
youtube.com/watch?v=Ty76wEPL-M4

dads are close but they arent making playoffs. ya got the pieces now keep building. the braves are the NLE's best and 2nd best simply put. padres managed to get them to extras with like 3 hits.

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he said last thread he's gonna stop watching baseball if it happens

>le frame pitches man

We all know the barves are a first round exit team

alcs you want
alcs you think we're getting

they'll most likely play the cubs (implying), broors (jesus christ fix your pitching now) or the pie rats. the NLC is so wide open that the braves opponent could be the fucking reds. I think the barves win the NL this year because fuck the doyers you choking sons of bitches

I'm lactose intolerant and i just downed a glass of milk. The next hour is going to be a gassy ride.

> the braves opponent could be the fucking reds

classic ancient nl west series. sign me up

>danshit

The doyers do indeed choke but only after they rape the NL. Barves are a first round exit.

lmao how do we keep tying this game

fucking machado

by the powers of meme magic (and coors field)

>barves
OH NO NO NO

>Be Philadelphia fans
>Fall for the hype machine again for quick shekels

>implying the Nats aren't going to cuck them in August

JUST

Twins-Rays or Twins-Astros
Astros-Yankees

FUCK Luke Jackson, let fucking Minter back into the closer role for Christ sake

HOLY FUCK THAT CATCH

What a fookin catch

>inb4 pitcher hits a grand slam

> Twins-Rays

manfred would have an aneurysm

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>those little cunts behind home plate

jackson cant even throw a final strike to a pitcher...

OH NO NO NO BRAVEKEKS WE GOT TOO COCKY

DADRES KEK DADRES

>dads

>dads

Lel don't swing!

wow a pitcher can't hit a 96 down the plate shoulda thrown some more sliders

>he gets a save for that
truly a shit statistic

How long till MaCHADo asks for a trade?

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But the Phillies signed Harper and traded for Realmuto. Everyone said during the offseason it was our division because of those acquisitions. Why is the team's run differential a negative number and they suddenly can't beat any team that isn't the Mets?!

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I'm convinced urinating tree frequents /mlb/. His disdain for the cusb on his latest video is uncannily like ours.

He's a babytalkie!!! I'm SO HAPPY :D

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ouchies!

He really tore into them. Ouchie!

he gave them the spankies...one that takes em back to 2012

>coors

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I want cub “lifelongs” to leave

damn it mets won

go cubbies

COORS FIELD

I know you're baiting, but I just don't care anymore.
I knew this team wasn't going to instantly become a contender this offseason. They did little to nothing with the bullpen, and it shows. This has to be the worst in the league, at least since June. Add that in with all of the injuries, and it's yet another sub-.500 season. Fuck this fucking team. Wake me up when September ends.

scuba.......SCUBBAAAAAAAA

LOLSIES I GOT THE LOLSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAA

LOLSIES SCUBA LOLSIES!

SCUBA LOLSIES SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Barves actually win a series in San Diego

Holy shit

SUCCUBUS KEK SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO NONONON

OIHHHHHHHHHHH MO MO MO!!!!

FREE BEER KEKKIES I GOT THE KEKKIES!!!!!!!!!!
OMIGOSH LOL KEK SCUBA KEK CUSBIES!

I want Andy Green to kill his faggot self. EVERY SINGLE GAME after the starting pitcher is taken out he proceeds to use a new pitcher for every single inning no matter how good they do, even if they went 3 up 3 down he takes them out the next inning for someone new. And then this faggot has the audacity to complain about the bullpen being stretched thin. YEAH BECAUSE OF YOU YOU FAGGOT FUCK. If Franimal goes 0-3 it is GUARANTEED he replaces him with Wil "my swing and mechanics are completely fucked" Myers. Every. Single. Game. Likewise with Greg Garcia. He will replace him with Kinsler who's barely hitting above .200. He replaces hitters with even worse versions of themselves. And in another classic example tonight, uses up his bench too quickly because hes an absolute fucking moron hes forced to to bat his pitcher with 2 outs bases loaded 2 down in extra innings. Literally 180 IQ manager that's just way too smart for the MLB. Cant wait until this faggot fucking kills himself

My cubbies :)

cubbies woohoo :)

This is fucking insanity

There's still a game going in the 6th inning...

Super based and redpilled

can LA fags get off this board please
scratch that, can we nuke their entire city please

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uh oh retard alert

94211584
Shut the fuck up tripfaggot

Why so bitter?

asuka a shit

>Braves are banging the entire USWNT

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i'm sorry i didn't know

Coors Field is downright silly.

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it's okay

This reds Rockies game is wild

the reds rockies game is nuts

This Rockies Reds game is bananas

don't list the away team second
fucking retard

This reds rockies game is a monkey playpen!

you can list them in whatever order you want depending on if you use vs or at
fucking retard

I made a mistake, sorry

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the home team is listed second. it's good form. they take the bottom position on the board, they take the bottom of the inning, and they take the second listing after the away team, saving the need to clarify which team is home or away
fucking retard

my metsies look like a possible contender

who doesn't love 35 hits lmao

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sonny gray piss me off bro

digits for schwarbie
check'em

hell fucken yeah

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galliebro here, much respect to ya schwarbro!

*Coors Field

Hey the respect goes both ways galliebro. We're always in for a real treat when these two elites hit the diamond

Good game, Phillies. Stay mad, Mets.

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how did i ever get laid

Penis into vagina

i don't believe you

what's your favorite ballpark and why is it pnc

holy based..

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cuts.diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2019/2019-07/13/37c95356-ad088744-33e998a4-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4

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SIX FUCKING HITS

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For me it’s SunTrust (subsequently Truist Bank) Park

*Coors Field

I'm a smooth operator. I'm calm cool and collected. I maintain my composure in any given situation. I make sure to clear my head of all the clutter. That's right, I'm a poster from /mlb/. You better get it right

haven't been there yet, trying to make it #17. any /mlb/ros wanna make the trip?

PNC looks like the best ballpark. I would love to go there.

it's a fucken masterwork. low to the ground, unbelievable views from every section, beautifully maintained, and accessible as hell with the proper statuary in the proper places

>His favorite team plays in a park named after a bank.

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>reds
>pnc
ummm user :)

you ever gone to the AT&T park? It seems really nice too.

TYBP

yeah it's a nice park but a bit overrated. obviously california means prices are thru the goddamn roof but the bay view during an afternoon game is surreal. ain't as great as people make it out to be but still a very tasty yard

Just got home. Is it too late to laugh at the Phillies?

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It's never too late to laugh at the Phillies

Thanks, of the ones you've been to which one has your favorite concessions?

Nats desu senpai

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haha philthies...

...
P H I L T H I E S

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>nigga wat?

>phillies

cockies...
haha

C O C K I E S

citi has unbelievable food (shake shack, killer sausage stands, and seafood), wrigley has buffalo bleu cheese tater tots, and dodger dogs are a classic...but honestly? the more i see new parks and places the more i appreciate what we have going, our beer and food choices at great american kick much more ass than i initially understood

Gab is one of the few I'd like to visit too. I hope one day to finally take a road trip and visit all the parks in the midwest. It has a very classic aesthetic on TV despite being relatively newer plus just looks comfy.

dissolve the colorado. you're a mob of dickheads

you're not wrong. i thought it was mediocre until i visited a bunch of other ones, we did a lot of shit right. the only real gripe i have is that it should face the skyline and not the wretched commonwealth of fucking kent*cky

youtube.com/watch?v=ziRG9GVE8gU

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coors field games don't count

"Coors" doesn't make Ryu give a dinger to a .05 BA player.

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>his team is under .600

Just you wait, once Scoots comes back the average score each Reds game will be double that of this game. BASEBALL'S COMING HOME

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bro he isn't gonna get back in form until at least september

matt olson started hitting dingers like right away and everyone thought the hamate bone injury would sap his power
you never know what can happen

ah shit that ain't the right photo fuck

Hey Faggots,

My name is Zack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any baseballs? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you're probably too scared to step foot into a ballpark. This is even worse than watching your baseball games on a stream in some random
virus aids ridden ass website.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the baseball collecting team, and I've snagged over 10000 baseballs. What hobby do you have, other than "watching drawn japanese baseball cartoons KEK"? I also fucked max scherzer's wife (left the cumrag to the side but that's another story entirely), and have this new banging fort bragg commemorative baseball (Just fuckin snatched it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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>Sir, we are asking you to leave the park.

>The absolute favela of Bostonia

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I go a couple times a year, dunno when I can get off work next tho

just give me some time

That's what you get for liking Philadelphia sports in general. They are either a all hype no game type of team, or be like the Flyers and sole reason they are there is to milk brainlets and liberals of their cash to see Gritty and not the team for more than 60 dollars. And Yeah the Flyers are the first official liberal led *sports team*. Seriously if you are a logical hockey fan that lives in Philly, just become a Devils fan at this point.

Urg

Sigh...

Dylan Covey lol

Why is mlb so boring during the trade deadline...only one fukken trade. ..mlb needs to take a page from the NBA

There is no reason why mlb can't be great...too many spics too many average white guys...

Half of mlb roster can't or won't speak English...very disgusting

In 10 years Mandarin will be the lingua franca of the Unified Chinese States of North America and baseball will be played on a six pointed star like chinese checkers

What are you talking about? Only like 25% of the league is hispanic and then there are a handful of japanese/korean guys.

No they don’t. Shut up. Let this team be shit

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>everyone stops throwing all the cool old pitches because of injury concern
>now everyone's getting TJ surgery from throwing so many fastballs
any chance weird shit like the forkball ever comes back?

Forkball has the same throwing motion as a fastball, it's even harder on your arm since you whip crack your wrist at the end

Bravos desu yo~

Cringe

>sunday morning coffee
>catching up on late night /mlb/ shitposting
who /comfy/ here

Stats as of this moment:

Jon Lester: .250/.357/.417 (.336 wOBA, 107 wRC+)

Paul Goldschmidt: .250/.339/.420 (.326 wOBA, 102 wRC+)

Numbers don’t lie.

I had no idea

Final day of matchup

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Fenway needs to burned to the ground.

>mest fan
>not delusional
I'm confused.

It honestly is a shit tier park

>b-b-b-but muh history
Fuck Boston desu

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Is this the best possible playoff lineup?

DJ LeMahieu
Voit
Sanchez
Judge
Stanton
Hicks
Didi
Torres
Gardner

>line up
It's going to be so funny when your shit tier rotation lets you down

>shit tier rotation
>tanaka
>german
>paxton
>severino

>put CC and Happ in the already stacked bullpen

Reminder that our baseball park has more history than your state

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Fengay

unreliable
decent
average
injured

>>severino
>in the playoffs
lmao

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Bob Gibson has pancreatic cancer

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>having him start game 1
vs
>no pressure and game 3 or 4
Tanaka is 1, that was boones mistake last time

All that gay sex finally caught up to him

>no pressure and game 3 or 4
>of the world series
theres more pressure in those games than there is game 1 unintelligent pink hat wearing yuppy

And smells like micks piss?

Bob Gibson is not gay and he will hate fuck your asshole with his giant cock in to tiny, shredded, bloody fragments just for suggesting it. Definitely not gay.

we actually keep our city clean unlike yorkies who celebrate their piss smelling shithole

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I saw that on twitter yesterday, I think it was @MLB that posted it. Very good play.

>not living in a white neighborhood in Westchester or Southeast Connecticut and commuting to the city
common mistake. the city is gross but it's the best place to earn a living in the north east.

southwest connecticut*

only a new yorker would believe living in Connecticut was desirable

Poo York

>living in Connecticut was desirable
imagine not being white lmfao. Have you been to southwest connecticut? it's fucking heaven

conneticut arguably doesn't make top 5 new england states list

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@94229421
ok

XD I posted that NY smells like piss despite not being there

I've been there multiple times faggot it's less than a 5 hour drive from where I live. You can't forget a smell like NYC it's fucking disgusting.

I love the NY smells like hobo piss meme. Because it's true.

tor v nyy gamethread

NYC? More like NYP.

Finally someone says it

absolutely and totally (completely) OWNED

i hate that on baseball reference I have to reload the page to look at splits

I work in midtown manhattan I fucking hate the smell stepping out of grand central in the morning. hence why i live in CT so I can go home and breathe real air and walk my dogs on actual grass

I think you can argue some of the guys throwing splitters are really throwing forkballs. They're basically the same pitch, the forkball just has a bit of a wider grip. I think the TJ surgery stuff if just from velocity being up in general. Guys are throwing 90mph sliders and 88mph curveballs

>Jon Lester: .250/.357/.417 (.336 wOBA, 107 wRC+)
>Paul Goldschmidt: .250/.339/.420 (.326 wOBA, 102 wRC+)
>Bryce Harper: .253/.367/.465

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23 is the prime age for power to start developing. Devers is currently 22 and is already 4th in AL OPS. He's going to hit 40 next season and win MVP

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Sick em AJ

Suck em, AJ

Get em AJ

The M's are coming for that first overall pick, Baltimore.

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Who?

hmm

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Lester hitting it to the Ivy is always nice, but I'd argue his best hit this season came against the Braves where he feigned a bunt to draw in the first and third baseman and then just smacked the ball past 2nd base because of the huge hole in the defense it created.

W U T

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LMAOOOOOOO

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........S-Sheriff Bailey...

guess they're going to try to commit to winning. 6 games back from houston, so they're not at an insurmountable deficit in their division. even barring that, they're absolutely contending for wildcard.
>$250,000
now that's some budgetball

Pirates @ Cubs

Bailey to the Reds!

jints for series win today

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no thanks

oh no you don't, cricket

>gaycket

>five hours of two slender twinks wap wapping a fuzzy ball

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well, when you put it like that...

KEK NAST KEK

******* **** thru 7 between tampon gay and catchabodymore

combined perfect game???

>Combined

Yawn

>cusb losing
today might be a good day after all

>COMBINED NO HITTERS!!!

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> road red tops

b a s e d

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why is it combined? did the starter get injured?

Why do combined no hitters trigger autists so much?

it's the rays, they probably led with an opener for an inning or two

Rays used Stanek as their opener for 2 IP and then their starter (Yarbrough) came in and has gone 6 IP

rays use an opener
>combined perfect game against 100+ loss orioles in front of 200 people
does it count if you're playing a AAA squad?

>England win WC
>Orioles gonna make history
good day

Did I read this right? Manfred is trying to ban the shift? Is he retarded?

>Make mine combined!

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the shift is ruining careers it needs to go

It's the Rays. It doesn't take two seconds to figure out what panned out.

yeah hes a faggot

>these boos in philly
sweet music

just hit the ball the other way. if you're so limited as a hitter that you can only hit it to one side you dont deserve to be in the MLB

>the MLB

>Hyun-Jin Ryu
>Ji-Man Choi
>Shin-Soo Choo
Korean names are so much fun to say

>The more the better!

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"nooo the perfect game has to be done by one pitcher reee"

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adam eaton this dick

fun to hear them speak english, too. choo did a bumper for fox sports ohio and it had to be like the fifteenth take because he absolutely could not pronounce ohio

Just once can the Phillies fucking bullpen keep a lead, jfc.

Living in the tri state area is cringe to begin with, but if you have the misfortune of doing so then the only non cringey option is to be a Tampa Bay, Washington, or Braves fan so you have an active rooting interest against those hideous franchises and fanbases

I wonder how big his cock is

>he stole 1st base!

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cringe

Cute boy

>rooting for a team not because you like them but because you dislike their rivals
cringe

Oh man those 20 people in Baltimore sure are excited.

fucking lmao
GAYS

GET FUCKED TAMPA

kek lol oh no

>meme shift fucks the Rays out a perfect game
lol just play normal defense

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA FUCK OPENERS
A perfect game is ONE MAN achievement

>tfw O's come back

>montreal bay rays
lol

>losing a perfect game because of the shift

>shift
cringe

lmao mlb stopped the free stream

They always do that. Free stream when something important is happening, turn it off immediately when it doesn't happen.

>baltipoor
>gays

o i am laffin

shutout gone now

>blow a p*rf*ct gam* in the ninth inning
>blow up a 4 run lead
>to the poorioles
fuckin wew

>combined

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THE YANKEES WIN
THEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!!
>TAUCHMAN IS TRULY THE SOCKMAN!
>GIO IS ELITE!
>TANAKA looked alright today!
>YANKS TAKE THE SERIES 2-1
LETS GO YANKEES!

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>it's a 'biner!

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Franco is singlehandedly keeping the Phillies competitive

>twins relievers not named Taylor Rogers or Ryne Harper

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>Losepez pitching
When will the Sox send this fool away?

they got the power they got the speed

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>still not a centralbro
cringe

no one talking about my yankees win today? o thats right we make the general seethe lol.

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>my yankees

Good game, Phillies. Stay mad, Mets.

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>corbin burnes
>brewers

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this asshole has no remorse

>blue jays

ayyy

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Schwaber just a hit a majestic home run!

omigosh

>tfw mets win a road series for once
we still arent gonna contend but it feels good to win

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schwarbros how's your day going?

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Sorry, I'm a Gallie boy

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This guy on MLB Tonight always sounds like a diet Will Arnett.

Hey don't worry about it gallibro you guys are honorary schwarbies

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>broors
what a joke

gallie n schwarbie own ya
and they just pwnd ya
make ya wish ya never been born
look at ya with scorn
leave ya body in the cornfields

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shoo shoo nazi frog

my comment meant to imply that the broors are a joke for losing to a garbage team like the vagiants.

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have a different frog then

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is this the power of the cubs and Craig Kimbrel™

he wants to be amsinger so bad

baste.

lmao my over's about to hit in the 6th inning

...

no thanks

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!
Sweep!

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Please stop beaning Mike Soroka

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Please stop letting pitchers hit

>Trout removed from game for no apparent reason
>it's trade season

What's going on?

my sources say trout to the hiroshima carp for international pool money

Do not fret, angelnon. They're just letting him take a nap.

Coors Field is a joke.
>routine fly ball
>and it’s gone

>Perfect game ruined in the 9th
>Well that kinda suc...
>It was a combined perfect game
Doesn't matter even if they did do it. Openers are an even bigger meme than the DH.

>routine fly ball
>and it's gone
user, that's all of mlb right now, regardless of the park.

I would argue with this considering bullpens are garbage throughout the entire league.

“WAAAHHHHH it wasn’t a complete game from one pitcher!”

just watched the documentary on kerry woods 20k on youtube. max comfy bros

*dabs on you*

No
cuts.diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2019/2019-07/14/5d115e92-aa12eda3-8363c692-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4

*peeks in this thread*
Uhm...

...ooohkay...

nice catch to rob machimpo

kek

can someone who speaks spic please translate this? apparently alex cora is having a meltdown about peurto rico again...?

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>Quantrill
His name sounds like a sleeping aid brand.

Dumbt is choking out PR from the inside

they are streaming all games for free today tho

i am watching Angels vs Seattle right now there

>waaa trump is ruining PR
>waaa Puerto Ricans are ruining PR
what did alex cora mean by this

This might be one of my favorite versions

ATL vs. SD: >risp, the game

absolutely hampled

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"My platform is unique; I‘ve used it many times to tell the world where I come from. I am Puerto Rican, and I am very proud of my roots. During this journey, I have been transparent, and more so when it comes to OUR Puerto Rico, that's why I'm writing this today. If it was hard to watch Maria hit from afar, knowing the only one in control was God, it's even worse for me today as I see, read, and watch everything going on back home, knowing that throughout all of this, those that had or have control were elected by our people. I am disillusioned, angry, and worried about everything going on at home. I start thinking about what will happen to my people in the future if things go on this way. At the same time, I am anxious to see what tomorrow will bring, if we do the right thing. We should be, and I know we can be better; we have more than enough talent to do so. The only thing left to do, and we have done it before, is to play for the same team, stay on the same page, fight on, battle on, and never give up. We all have to pull for the same side and show not only the whole world, but also those who have put us in this situation, that #YoNoMeQuito (I won't give up) and ‘Yes, we can.'"

>looking for some sports to watch
>video fuck games on ESPN 2
It's over, men lost

the sheriff may be gone but we have someone stronger now

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Blessed n bigbirded

even MLB will make an e-sports tournament man, you dont heared the news?

Not so fast!

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do he can win an fight vs the Dino Chad?

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Dot race is best race

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e-sports are a fucking joke and it's really sad that there is an audience for it

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no worse than basketball or women's sports

For me it’s the jack pot raffle.

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>poodres

Based

BOOM

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>TikTok ad

and i was thinking that the Tinder ad would be the most random ad i would see in my life

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>dads

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Hahaha I can't believe they have a tinder add up

Lol Freeman was due as fuck

Lads, why is Freddie so based

the fuck? this their Players Weekend unis?

Yep lel

look at this dude

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I would take any sport over watching people play videogames. What a joke.

la creatura....

>it's an old pic

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so, when is grindr night at wrigley where they offer that special jombo vegan hot dug for two to eat from each end like in lady and the trap

twitter.com/MeCookieMonster/status/1144351063841157132

Every night is grindr night at Wrigley! Sipping free beers and making the boys happy is something us Cubs fans take great pride in.

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what World Series outcome if changed would cause the most butthurt and keks? is it Cubs vs Indians?

Hello 4channel users, it's me, Rob Manfred
Ask me anything!

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Is he puking that water up, or is it being forced into him and he's about to die?

What's in my ass rob

My dick lmao
Next question

did you get herpes when the rabbi bit off part of your dick

I honestly have no clue. I honestly don't even know the sauce

No, fortunately my family is rich enough to ensure that anyone biting the foreskin off is not contaminated with any STDs
And it's a mohel you fucking retard, not a rabbi

>newcomb
lol

Doyers @ Redsux

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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Homer will help but a sweep of the who's probably isn't anything to Mr Bean about

shit thread

Sheriff Bailey's saddle up and hit the open trail...

Had you ever seen a baseball game before becoming commissioner?

I don't like baseball to be honest but I am a really big fan of fortnite and e-sports!

He has no idea sir

>red cucks
LMAO how does that Yankee cock taste?

>Minter closing

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After the stros-Rangers game, all the Htown fans went to babes in Arlington.

No but I did, and still do, enjoy horse racing. Something about the gaming aspect intrigued me.

owls and snakes are so cute

SWEEP

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apologize

>Barves sweep
>Gnats lose
>Lillies and Mests lol who cares

good game dads

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WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, DOYERS.

I love the new trade deadline rules but it's driving me crazy with anticipation/terror. I just want it over with !

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Sick em AJ

Get em AJ

based

I'm still worried about the nats though

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You might! Blow up the farm! Take on some bad contracts!

>Braves fans seethe when they let Luke Jackson close
>they also seethe when they let someone else have a shot
what did they mean by this?

>Hot take:
Angels win the wild card leading to winning the world series
The MLB has awarded clubs championships because of tragedy in the past such as Boston, Houston, and Kansas City. They know what brings the ratings and nothing better than a good story.

Our bullpen is one eternal russian roulette game

i forgot what tragedy helped the royals and their mythical fanbase

>Urinatingtree literally thought the bucs would win the division

Ouchies

anyone has a realistic chance at winning that shit division

We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.

I have insider news that the Astros and Mets are indeed planning a July deadline trade for Thor

>yinzer
>chooses his team to win
wow what a shock. Unironically the reds will win that division

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no fap

it was more of a sardonic take of that entertaining shithole of a division

Which clubs actually have a functioning bullpen? Fucking seems to me there aren't any. Is the league really juicing balls to provide more hits, or have pitchers become lazy thinking they can throw 20 pitches a game and get paid 7-8 figures

>some random youtubeshitter
why do i care? fuck off

rays and yankees

Indians, Rays, Astros

White Sox

>Which clubs actually have a functioning bullpen?

espn.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/pitching/split/128

The 2007 Devil Rays bullpen was elite

Yeah but Luke Jackson is like playing with a fully loaded cylinder except occasionally Culberson knocks the revolver out of your hand before you pull the trigger

James Shields

baseball-reference.com/boxes/ANA/ANA201807250.shtml

James Shields lol

>braves #2
this means nothing

A big red down arrow lol

youtube.com/watch?v=i0n4ihd492Y

>LaughingOaklandA'sFan.jpg

I miss 00s red sox broadcasting : /
youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w
>AND HERE COMES THE PIZZA

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>Gnats lose
They won today, stupid Barves 'fan' caring about a team not even in their division.

what now

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Or markakis

What will be this year's retard team that buys at the deadline and immediately gets eliminated from the playoff race? Last year it was the Pirates who traded for Chris Archer
I'm guessing this year it will be the Tardinals

Based sweep

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He thinks the gints are the gnats

These dickwads have no remorse

That's Walgreens you dunderhead. See the Walgreens logo?

My red birds are winning the eries 2006 style

>cusbfag still mad nobody cares about his forced meme

I'm pretty sure eternal royals guy is responsible for the gnats thing

I'm not, it's a little confusing to me in fact

>sheriff bailey traded
how will eternal royals guy ever recover

Oh alright, carry on then

So why won’t the dodgers win it all?

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perpetual choking

he'll recover when bailey puts up a 9.50 era over the rest of the season

getting real sick of that camera spin on espn's replays

it was actually almost useful in the bottom of the first in that headfirst slide at home, but they kept fucking with the angle despite having several good ones they could have kept showing.

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I'm gonna keep calling the Nats the Gnats and there aint shit you can do about it

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It's a ridiculous amount of waffling and rambling about how God is in control, but he's clearly responding to a shitload of boricua politicians getting busted for corruption.

Does Jess ever answer your awkwardly sexual fan mail?

Mendoza

Well. She's hotter than Meredith. So. There's that

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what fan mail would I send her? letters asking her to move to radio so i would be able to eat food during SNB without seeing her face and puking?

there's only two baseball girls in my life, kelly crull and that fatpig dodger fangirl that eats like 20 jimmy deans when she goes to IHOP(one day she'll fly out to meet me and i'll introduce her to Cracker Barrel and we'll get married)

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She looks like she eats babies.

that's a pretty low bar user

what was your shining moment of youth baseball glory

This is ONLY posted after a dodger win, you fat piece of shit.

they're gonna win, you see verdugo gun that fucker down?

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bauer to the jankee!!! bauer to the JANKEE!!! :))))
@JonHeyman

Alright, i'll allow it this time. Sorry for my crude choice of words there.

Any time I walked or got hbp because I couldn't do anything else

kek. we had a huge refrigerator of a kid on our u11 team who literally just leaned into a ball at least once a game because he was so big that a baseball couldn't possibly hurt

made me look, RUDE!
#noclass
#Sad!

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cubbie wubbie get bauie :O!!!

im gonna do it

Every year the winner is decided by Manfred seeing at tragedy on the news and then rigging it for the representing team
This is the Angels year. Unless Manfred is like all those award voters and blocks out the west coast from his mind, there's a chance he can confuse the two LA teams and the Dodgers get it instead

Then why did the Red Sox win last year over the Los Angeles Wildfire Dodgers

NIGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRR

Because they're the doyers kek lol

wildfires are a daily occurrence
manfred preemptively gifted them one for when he put a hit out on papi later

Doyers choke simple as

the camera was made for slides and HRs, the other types really look meh

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>goalposts

Copeandseeth

>nl
what a shit league

That was great!

Uh oh brainlet alert

i'm sorry.......but that was cringe.......

cringe

Uh oh! Retards on the premises

oh my gosh im sorry pal but that was pretty cringe

Look...i know when I'm beat...

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