/hoc/

y'know, i'd tell ya but i don't remember lmao

Fentanyl

ok to be completely honest I don't make 9 figures and have 4 girlfriends like I said in the previous thread, it didn't sit right with me to lie to you all

The last one I took made everything seem strange, guess I took an opiODD ha ha ha

good night, /hoc/. its been a blast

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Glad you found it in yourself to speak the truth despite the difficulty of admitting fault. More people should follow your example.

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i didnt watch lotr when it first came out because i thought it was gay nerd shit too but then i watched it later and it was pretty good

Drugs? Haha No Thanks! I choose Jesus

it wouldn't even be advisable to have any girlfriends with that income. Just bang high priced escorts instead.

AFWMFH

tabarnac

THC, but I prefer it in edible form or taken as a tincture, just a few drops on the tongue when I want to feel a bit high. I'll smoke if that's the only option though

I bet she stickhandles well

draw your teams logo in paint

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>Elias jersey on top left
She knows some moves for sure

150k a year, two houses, 80k car here, ama

I don't have paint

you dont have MS paint?

had an impossible burger and black ice cream for dinner and now im about to fire up the switch

Did it without a reference AND it's been a rough free agency period. Pls no bully

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No /hoc/ for me until 2026. To which Ill be 34 years old and be dead since I'm an autistic incel for liking a irrelevant team like this one.

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>tfw 33 in a month and 2 days

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explain

this is how blues fans were feeling in 2018

Being ran by a cable company and having the man who fucked the wild for the next decade will do that to you. Also Carter Hart will be traded once he becomes a golden goose of a goalie for low skill/ceiling offense/defense 30 year old's. *Friends don't let friends let the Flyers do long term contracts*-UrinatingTree

Reposting from the last time that someone made me draw it.

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Weed. Kinda done with it though. Im in a state where its not legal, its too risky to go neighboring states where it is, retarded to move to a state where it is just for that sake, and no one i know sells weed anymore. Its an expensive habit though its medical benefits i like,

Difference is the blues won shit in the past 45 years. and are not run by literal CNN Cable Company Jews. Flyers will not be going nowhere until Comcast folds, or until they made enough dough by 2030 to maybe consider them making a real playoff team.

>rags

Also they rather invest to fucking Overwatch more than the Flyers by making this by 2020 (When the game is already on its last leg)

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just loading some DUDE into the bong

canes lads.

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me but in the pipe

what drug should i do now that alcohol no longer takes the pain away

This, but the Checkers.

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desole, ma petit chou-fleur

i can pretty much guarantee you that building will be able to be used for more than one specific game

t.ed in america

i make 11 figures a year but sadly they are new zealand dollars

oh mais non non non
regarde ce mec

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florida is gonna move though.

It's for Overwatch, unless they can pay a fuck ton of Koreans to play League here. But yeah 50 million dollars wasted on a dead game and not used to fix the Flyers. Sixers got fucking lucky they got bought out when Ed was still alive.

mines easy lol

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pour moi, c'est broken francais posting

i make six figures a day
the figure of my hand wrapped around my penis

For me? Its the Halifax Mooseheads

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"No."

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i know it's FOR overwatch, but if people stop playing overwatch, it's not like they cant repurpose the building for other games

are they named after moosehead beer or is moosehead beer named after the hockey team?

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AIHL is starting lads

youtube.com/watch?v=pvu8jwacERc

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>Be Blues
>intentionally played like shit to fool the West, and get a cup out of it
>Be Flyers
>Try to pretend to be good, and not firing your GM/Coach until it was too late, and now got Fletcher aka the man who fucked the Wild for life to take the reins
Difference is clear cut as St Louis gets to enioy relevancy with their Cup win while Philadelphia buys Antifa Mascot merch and win no cups (still)

>six fingers
hmm

Was just about to post this link.

GET IN HERE, CUNTS
LATE NIGHT HOCKEY

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What hes getting at is this was a total waste of money since the only games that deserve buildings are meme games that are slowly dying off, and niche Korean games. Honestly just going to be converted to a glorified homeless shelter by 2025 realistically.

Pretty sure they are named after the beer

let's go Melbourne

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oh no their production value is so much better than ours. they even have american/canadian announcers

Your first mistake is being a Flyers fan. The second mistake is not offing yourself still since you admitted to be a autistic incel and purging your genes from Mother Earth.

Time to just merge the leagues.
Let the AIHL absorb the NZIHL like the NHL gobbled up the WHA.

imagine unironically being an autism

jokes on you my autism is purely ironic

Just had a bong hit transplant, lads. Send me positive messages so I can recover

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who ready to watch some auzzie hockey???

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got a fsjal for the Braves?

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Shitcongo will miss the playoffs by one game next season

Still a better team that the Flyers, and they prove it by dashing their absolute last hope at a cup back in 2010.

Spent most of the evening reading online scans of pre-Disney Star Wars comic books, lads.
Pretty happy with my decision so far.

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>a fucking decade ago

150k/year lad, you here still?

Not yet.
Heading off to bed. Shall make one tomorrow.

thats most of us lad

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based

theyre even sponsored by air canada wtf
>go to local hockey game in nz
>the only stands are behind the net on one side of the arena
>the scoreboard is on the other side of the arena blocked by a support beam
>hardly any contact, nobody finishes their checks
>announcer says silly things like "icing of the puck" and "attackers" instead of forwards, wingers, etc
>they what icing and offside etc are when they happen
>our goalie is unironically finnish
>we lose 7-0
gay country

>tfw drunk and high
off to taco bell aka toxic hell

lookin good m8

oh and the only penalties were for "unsportsmanlike conduct" for arguing with the ref

me on the right

get a crunchwrap supreme. so good

> took 3 decades to win 3
>took 5 decades to win none after the first 2 wins
One of these teams is not like the other

I remember saying around that time that the Flyers were going to become the Chicago Cubs of hockey. Two back-to-back championships early in team history (1907-1908 for the Cubs, 1974-1975 for the Flyers), be a good team and make the championship round but lose several times in the coming decades (1908, 1910, 1918, 1929, 1932, 1935, 1938, and 1945 World Series losses for the Cubs, 1976, 1980, 1985, 1987, 1997, 2010 Cup Final losses for the Flyers), and that they would settle into decades of mediocrity and that the 2010 Cup Finals would become to the Flyers what the 1945 World Series was to the Cubs.

make sure you fasten your seatbelt

Imagine being american

good choice
thanks for the reminder my northern fren

K...

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So basically you are saying the Flyers will not win a cup until 2116?

absolutely cannot fathom
do americans really?

stangs are elite

but seriously, how does it feel to be turning 40?

And the Devils are the NHL's version of the White Sox, and will be the closest thing Philly will have to a Cup win for the next Century.

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>finnish goaltending
so you guys win all the time right?

luckily for me i'll never find out

2erth Thund0r

Same as any other year, I suppose...
>I won't have anyone but /hoc/ to help me celebrate it

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i'm here for you

I wish /hoc/ would do a secret santa like other boards do, but damn you guys are too lame to do anything fun. It was even a miracle I got you fags into pixelzone

we are 2 and 8 with 2 OTW

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here u go mery crismas

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pixelzone was a buggy pile of shit that had been taken over by furries, piss fetishists, and all manner of other autists

Your 2083 Stanley Cup champion Philadelphia Flyers

I'm not posting any personal info on this website, even if somebody wants to send me a coffee mug

I'll find out in about a year and a half.
FUCK!

I’m poly and I’m bi

Just made beef stroganoff or as i like to call it "beef stroke me off"

im only a few months away from wizardry

time waits for no one

shoo shoo not for you

absolutely LOVE this stuff. boil it for 6 minutes with some salted water, drain, season with a little more salt and pepper, and its good to go. 10oz is under $1, so it’s cheap af too. have it everyday, sometimes 2 packs.

name a more powerful vegetable. you literally cant

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nice. I'm a shapeshifter whose haunting billy corgan

listen to some chill jazz
youtube.com/watch?v=8LAAi_BanJo

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perogies are sort of a vegtable

samoan or tongan?

wtf there's no taco bells near me. i wanted a crunchwrap supreme

how hard do you lads reckon it is to make it at home?

I feel like a lot of us have really gotten to know each other this summer. Im going to be sad when camp ends and we all gotta go home :(

just make a chip sandwich it's basically the same

>have it everyday, sometimes 2 packs.
enjoy pissing rocks in 6 months

Wait, do Polynesians actually shorten it to "Poly" when talking about themselves?

Its doesn't help brainlets will now go to games just to see Gritty only. Also refusing to tank for talent doesn't help much either since in the sports world being mediocre is the absolute worst thing you can do to yourself as a franchise. But then again Philly has always been a mediocre sports city in all respects

how long are int?

there's no replacing that 50% beef/50% god knows what from taco bell senpai

I just wish it didn’t dye my stool green. I know it’s not bad for you anything, but I’m very health conscious, and I always examine my stool each morning. Also, for whatever reason, I notice when my movements are that color, it’s much harder to wash off my fingers. I don’t know why.

>he can't handle a rebuild

put some salsa on it to get the authentic mexican flavour

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Nobody knows the names of their tiny islands

yes

>he's hungry for fast food horse
weew

why are you getting shit on your fingers

fine with me, i'll eat the cows asshole. i don't mind hotdogs either

>he's asking this on 4channel

i said i boil it you illiterate tard boiling makes the oxilic acid leach off into the water

Always check for blood or excess mucus. Often times, that can be in the center, so every morning you got to do a bit of poking around

i eat ass

t. phil kessel

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Clean your grill

>that filthy grill

for me? it's burning the roof of your mouth because the hotdog is freshly hot

going to 711

>people still letting off fireworks a week and a half after the 4th
'ate them

for me its lamb chops

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Be careful. I got a massive blood blister in my mouth from that the other week. Easily the size of a quarter right on my left cheek. It clears right up in about 3 days, but it was absolutely disgusting. I even took a day off of work because I didn’t want anyone seeing it every time I opened my mouth.

>no cast iron grilling grates

Getting old sucks

>tfw the Flyers have been rebuilding for almost half a century
Honestly if you were alive during the BSB days, I wouldn't handle the endless rebuild either at this point.

I needs me some fried pickles
>Yep

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how many people do you have looking inside of your mouth per day in your profession

how could anyone even see it

just remembered i have 2 darts left

How many hockey players would it take to defeat a gorilla in on-ice combat?

Fight is to the death. NHL-sized rink. Players have full equipment + sticks, gorilla is just let loose on the ice surface with no equipment.

he sucks off punks under the queensboro bridge for 15 bucks a man

i looked inside his mouth with my penis once

It was massive, I’m not exaggerating. Even if you weren’t looking for it, you couldn’t miss it just talking to me. You know you have to open your mouth to talk, right?

a whole day off because of a blister in your mouth

What's >your team's worst contract currently iyo?
For me, it's Loui 6 gorillion dollars Eriksson.

literally how would it be seen unless it was on your lips or someone had their face right by your mouth

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probably be pretty easy if the hockey players had the right technique. the gorilla wouldn't be able to move fast on the ice but if he got in close he would rip you to shreds. if 5 players teamed up and kept the gorilla at a distance with their sticks they could probably kill it.

Seabrook
JUST

>stangs

the seattle seatbelts

9/11

the 11 in 9/11 looks like the twin towers.........Coincidence? I think not

wtf that reminds me of that one tragedy

imagine how many thots bulju is slaying right now

God. 33 was a shit year. Enjoy the rest of 32. It's been downhill since then.
t. 34 for another seven months.

i bet he ate all his flapjacks

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thinking its time we do something about the mosquitos, lads

All the places that tongue can go

>that 34 year old boomer posting on Yea Forums

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N

quints

I

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...

get lost zoomer

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lads reassure me we'll get the big 100,000,000 get

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No.. the end of the world get's here before then and the internet breaks

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Neighbors wife just fired up his truck with Nickleback and started beating him up, lads. They live 100yds away

take precaution, and record is you can

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based, what song

g'night /hoc/
enjoy the aussie haki

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youtube.com/watch?v=DLYwwtPA49w

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>tfw scatman became sickman and then deadman
Not a great career choice lookin back on it

good huomenta america

sickcunts only

>guy in the AIHL stream's chat with "user" in his username
>and a fucking my little pony avatar
I swear to fucking christ if that's one of you...

wake up erect?

I swear I' d tell you if it we're me
>I was a GI Joe kid, fuck ponies

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'sup, binlan?

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having a midnight poo

you guys in the AIHL chat as well, lads?

:^)

why did this make me laugh so much
what is wrong with me
what is happening with my life

2 ought do it. 1 to taunt the gorilla and keep him at bay with his stick, the other to skate up behind him and heem him in the neck with his skate blade
could probably even 1v1 a gorilla taking into account its mobility on the ice would be awful, you could wear him out with ease just skating circles around him

No, i'm broadcasting on my big screen
i'm relying on others to relay memes and funnies from the video chat

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only real /hoc/ posters understand having an untimely bowel movement

PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

do the thunder have anything left?

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Needs more W I D E

why the fuck does Oklahoma have a basketball team

ive never watched the faggot club before

great question

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Blackout in Manhattan boys, y'know what that means
>rags

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Cant believe you guys would lie on the internet about your income levels. Im sitting at one of my summer houses currently trying to understand that

El Khapo

refpuck

dreaming about heeming the entire nation of Finland

think you could knock that out in about an hour desu

Thinking i might install mirrors on my roof to reflect the suns energies, i dont need solar panels

I don't think you understand what a solar panel is and does

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also something that reflects heat as well so I can save on AC. checkmate, liberals

drank a lot of water and am bursting with piss but too lazy to walk to the can. think I'll take a chance and go to sleep LOL

After sunset go outside and hose down the outside of your house. This will bring down the temp inside by a fair amount.

it was 2-0

>absorbs heat
>converts it electricity

but your stupid idea sounds fine, keeps us updated

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

is this the reason canadians are called hosers?

I think im going to use this idea too

when in the grocery store the freshest products are usually in the back

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finna bout to go sicko mode

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horsies got fucking DABBED on

>stangs

OH NO NO NO NO

more like MuSTINKS

I'M
AN
OR
DIN
AR
Y
GUY
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

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OH NO NO NO
WE GOT TOO COCKY PERTHBROS

Is an horse a athlete?

GOD DAMN
WEBM-user
WHERE ARE YOU

I think maybe these two goalers are rather shit

House hippos are real

NOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ARE YEAR

that 3rd period was lit

youtube.com/watch?v=blo7wsEHjLY

*pays for your order and everyone elses in the thread*

i aint watching a tim hortons ad nibba

Redpill me on /hoc/ lads, i'm genuinely interested in this sport

are you interested in investing in finnish ice hockey?

rare

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This post has been sponsored by Dell Laptops. Dell, The Future Is Here.

get lost

Don't know how much I want to share. Are you white, at least?

please continue ignore our sport while enslaving more streetshitters. thank you.

This is the reebok or nike

Moved on to some older comics about Mara Jade.
Struggling to resist the urge to jack off to that booty. Help me, lads.

the highest tier league is in it's off season right now so there's no top level hockey to watch

i dont mind UAE bro because he probably knows at the very least to clean your grills also fapping to cartoon girls is NOT OKAY

I'll tell you everything you want to know if you send me some oil money

youtube.com/watch?v=7NiJHboUlis

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>anime
no bueno
>western-style comics
yes bueno

imagine not having a puck cleaning room at your local ice rink

what do you want to know about the sport?

Okay, now she's crawling around the Imperial palace trying to escape, and she's still in the same underwear-ish unitard that they captured her in.
This is getting out of hand. I don't know how much longer I'm going to last.

Wheel! Wheel! Wheel!

how much do you need?
Probably
the rules, the best and worst teams, history and which teams have the worst fans

its important to get pucks in deep

So she's left Coruscant now but she's STILL in that skin-tight unitard.
The '90s were simply a better time.

rules are simple. each team has a pitcher that throws the puck at the other teams batter, and the batsman uses his hockey stick to get the puck over the glass. it's called a touchdown when that happens. when the batsman scores a touchdown he has to skate around the ice faster than the opposing teams netminder. the best team is probably the Orlando Solar Bears, they've won the most Subban Trophies (the gold medal of hockey). The worst fans are probably the Carolina Jets.

They just keep drawing her tits and ass in every other panel.

Toxic masculinity is killing the NHL

Pipe bombs are killing the NHL

But it just might be what we need in order to save the comics industry.

masculinity is being toxicified alright, not manly enough!

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finland is killing the NHL

au cointraire, mon ami.
we are saving the nhl, from people like you

is laura branigan /ourgal/?

gonna watch the cwc final lads

RPH

the rules aren't hard to understand, you try to score more goals than the other team. the best team historically is the Montreal Canadiens, but more recently it's probably the Pittsburgh Penguins or the Chicago Blackhawks, or maybe the Detroit Redwings. It depends who you ask.

go knights
go nucks
go kings
go oilers
go sharks
go ducks
go flames
go coyotes

dissolve the vancouver. you're a mob of dickheads

Just woke up, took a shower and now listening to avril lavigne lads

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;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg

Your franchise cant possibly get any worse than it is now you say? ..Well you will be wrong in that too as you can bet your sweet ass it actually can get even worse!
espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/27176056/holmgren-steps-flyers-president

Listening to girlfriend right now brother man

youtube.com/watch?v=n2Gv9fUCFsA

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based

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>Paul Holmgren stepped down
Finally
>Replaced by Fletcher to take full reins
Welp. guess Im gonna be a Devils fan for now on for the remainder of my life.

Cricky world cup final starting lads

coffee, time for talk in english

Holy shit. I mean, if it was Cliff back in the early 90's, it'd be a sweet managerial move. But dear god. I'm a Leafs fan. I'm used to being jeered. I've dealt with this shit for decades. But man, I'm not trying to knock you down on this, but I legitimately feel sorry for you. If we ever meet up in public, I'll buy you a pint.

>/cric/ gets a sticky
>game 7 stanley cup final doesn't

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a what

Learn your fucking place. /cric/ RUNS /hoc/

>

do NOT post in /cric/
you have been warned

just did

it's a damn cold night
tryna figure out this life
wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
idk who you are but i
im w you

drinking tea and watching the cricket lads

buffabros, is nylander any good?

FUCK /hoc/

cric shitters get out

Hello lads any cricket man in?

what the FUCK why does cricket get a sticky

NIGGER MODS JANNIES ARE NIGGERS NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Cricket is the second most popular sport in the world. Ice hockey is a niche sport for incels

its funny and fitting youre number 2 because the audience is inflated by poos

BASED

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HELL no >we ain't. The yotes are worse off and we're making the playoffs this year
GO KITTIES

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I like our sport as a niche sport. it's a tight nit community

/hoc/ holds itself to the 5/5s only standard. We aren't desperate for fans like /cric/

Might go post in the /hoc/ sticky... Oh wait

Its sticky because 90% of the fans cant shower

Why the fuck is there a cricket sticky

lets get these digits

/hoc/

You failed us

...

OH NONONONONO

DO NOT LET /cric/ SEE THIS

Cric has already been confirmed /hoc/'s bitch

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Cringe

>241
a little scared m8s

You are banned from /hoc/ posting for a day.
Go get some fresh air m8

just got refcric'd hard lads

Tennis btfo

Does /cric/ really own us lads?

For me it’s “Cowboy Take Me Away” by the Dixie Chicks and “All-American Girl” by Carrie Underwood

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For me it's larping as a lesbian on tinder to talk to pretty girls ill never meet in person

I just read that Niemi is going to the KHL. Should the blackhawks have signed him to league minimum $600’000 contract to play backup and maybe hope for some 2010 meme magic

Only good dchicks song is goodbye earl

just finished counting my vacation spending money senpai
$3.8k not including what's in my wallet

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>/hoc/
irrelevant offseason months during real nigga hours
>/cr*c/
literally the world cup final
huh, it's almost as if...
glad i filtered your disgusting garbage out

WHAT are you trying to say lad

imagine filtering like a little babby

He's trying to say he's gay

Where are you going fren? I'm going on a cruise the last week of July

wide open spaces is good too

redpilled

Who invited norway

me

where to?

Thailand

norway

dont trust norge or sweden
denmark is ok

Cowboy Take Me Away is objectively their best song just on feels alone

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Dont trust finns
Norge, denmark, sweden are ok

and with this big stab in the back, don't trust finland either

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Do not trust Americans
Finns Swedes and Norge are ok

Hate Finns
Love Swedes

Simple as

Love /hoc/
Don't let /cric/ live rent free

Simple as

her skates are way too loose, she'll skate like a fucking bender

What channel is the cricket on can't find it anywhere

i have a 6 figure salary a wife and several more life experiences than you

>hasb

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Thinking about Mikael from elementary school

I make 43k but my girlfriend is a lot hotter

hot take: she wasn't planning on doing any actual skating when that picture was taken

fuck knows

based and pixelpilled

how's the taste

about to get mega burger meal from hesburger

He was an asshole.

>fine with me, i'll eat the cows asshole.
based ass eater poster

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t. Dork

100,000,000 get will be kippers ass

caught a scent lads

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GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF POOT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>rags

youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

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hean hero'd about 2 years ago

God I wish that were me

sqdc

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shall be ending it all

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binlan explain
youtube.com/watch?v=RvQutLRIKeY

shall be living another day

how many hours a week do you spend on the ice, /hoc/? for me, it's about 30 hours

Let us know how it is

150k a year, 2 houses, 80k car......Where did your romance movies get you?

Hottest pussy in town

I've been ice skating 3 times in my life

how is he already balding he's still so young

Atlantic City
Six days of beach, gambling, and prostitutes in that order

30k a year, rented flat, 500euro car, no wife or gf or friends, life experiences mostly in the internet

I cannot think of something less attractive than an Atlantic City hooker

>tfw started balding at 20

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of course that's why it's last on the agenda, shant be sober

in the winter time when the ODR is open I go a couple times a week to play shinny with the boys. not at all during the summer tho

>I cannot think of something less attractive than an Atlantic City hooker
kippers

He isn't he's scandi so they have huge foreheads

thinking about nz winning cric and rug 2019

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18 minutes until Senegal Tunisia in the African cup of nations

what does that score even mean
> 241/8 (50) - 74/3 (21)
what the fuck am I looking at

It means New Zealand made 241 runs with 8 wickets lost in 50 overs. And England are currently batting having made 74 runs and lost 3 wickets in 21 overs. Wickets are basically the batsmen and losing them means the batsmen are out.

>From the Puljujarvi file: I am made to understand that player agent Markus Lehto and the previous Oilers General Manager Peter Chiarelli had a gentleman’s agreement on how to handle Jesse Puljujarvi. In general terms it focused on what the player’s options could be if things were not working out. Problem: That “agreement” was never binding on the incumbent G.M. So in other words…this is nothing that Ken Holland said yes to or is contractually bound by in any way. Yet it was with this knowledge that Markus Lehto proceeded to over-estimate his client’s actual value on the open market and then roll the dice by attempting to back the most experienced G.M. in the entire NHL into a corner on Draft weekend. It didn’t go well for him.

>All veteran NHL poker player Ken Holland had to do was call his bluff. And call it he did. No other NHL GM came calling with an offer worth listening to. No one backed up the Brinks truck to Rogers Place. That’s because the word on the player is out. He’s damaged goods. This is the same textbook Steve Yzerman followed as he handled the Johnathan Drouin file. And at whose feet did Stevie Yzerman take his lessons in General Managing? Yup. Ken Holland. Hard to imagine how the agent didn’t consider that.

>Meanwhile, training camp is just about to open across Europe with most rosters already full and club budgets spent. All that’s left are secondary pro teams that would pay less than an NHL qualifying offer. Puljujarvi is flat out of options. All that’s left is to try to blame the sticky situation on a well-respected sports reporter.

>The agent claimed he was just looking out for his 21-year old client. And if that indeed was it, well good on him. But what he may end up inadvertently doing is costing that very client an NHL pay cheque. And quite possibly a pro career.

>Suddenly doesn’t seem quite so altruistic, does it?
FREE MY BOY BULJU

it's a simple math equation you brainlet

What's an over

wrong.

New Zealand is 241 / 8 (50) which comes to 0.6025

England is 75 / 3 (21) which is 1.1905

therefor England is in the lead

sounds pretty gay

One over is when the ball is bowled by a single bowler. One over contains six balls to be bowled to the batsman. In an ODI (the format being played) there are 50 overs total for each team to bat.

England have to score 241 in (50) overs (an over is 6 pitches of the ball). They've scored 75 runs and have 10 batters total, but 3 have been bowled out. Hence 75/3 (scored 75, 3 batsmen out). They are on track now to score less than 200.

The percentages are odds of winning.

based trips of truth

woke up to the rankest gas of my life lads

Is Finland real?

>England have to score 241 in (50) overs
242*

yeah sorry

Reminder:
Big cock /hoc/
Small dick /cric/

Is it gonna be finished today or is this a multi day affair?

Yes.

No.

I forgive you.

it will be finished no later than a couple of hours from now. england invented cricket and have hosted the world cup 4 times. they have never won. they have been runners up 3 times, soon to be 4

brilliant post my friend

bravo very good post

cric suc dic
hoc suc coc
lets all be gay together

Well that's embarrassing for England

based
cringe

Hockey is NOT for everyone

Give examples

black people

>/cric/ gets a sticky for their World Cup
>/hoc/ didn’t grt a sticky for any of the Stan lee cup games
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ICE SLAP

>he cares about stickys
who cares go back to your shitheap.

there should be a >rags sticky

>most experienced bad ass GM poker master of all time GM Ken Holland
Goddamn Oilfags are so desperate

daydrinking and DUDEing because I have work tomorow morning

>mfw

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Lmao Pulju confirmed trash and useless AAAAHAHAHAAHAHA

read this
>That’s because the word on the player is out. He’s damaged goods. This is the same textbook Steve Yzerman followed as he handled the Johnathan Drouin file.
>damaged goods
>damaged goods
>damaged goods
>damaged goods

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hese was closed had to go to mcdonalds

>pay cheque

Oh well at least you got out and enjoyed the day

dis government DUDE is dank

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youtube.com/watch?v=OPeyicdTeaI

What do when mom throws out your ice?

i took a couple hits about a month ago and i wasnt sober for 3 days. be careful

remind her which rinks have the best ice and which ones have the worst ice

what kind of casual do you take me for

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>I don't like flavor
You don't say hahaha

Smoked weed once at 15, haven’t been sober since

just saying you might not be sober for a while m8

Anyone with half a brain knew this wasn't going to work for Pulju, then again Pulju doesn't have half a brain.

did u photoshop ur eyes

the only good thing carolina ever did was make good barbecue sauce

maybe the whole organisation can muster a whole brain some day

Why aren't you recording it bruh?

No photo shop, only quality DUDE my friend

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is your wife's son swimming in their pool?

It's not on the organization, it's the retard player publicly demanding a trade at the worst possible time.

Just cooked up some flaming yon steaks for lunch, who wants some?

I’m watching my wife’s step-son from another marriage this weekend and they’re setting a bad example

cwc is stickied lads. think it's time we fuck off to asp

nickelback is unironically based

youtube.com/watch?v=sIlNIVXpIns

Anyone here have any experience with vaginas?

just your mom and sisters

Yes

bags of sand

sometimes they bleed and when you leave a tampon lying around it stinks up the room like rusty iron and salmon

none

Bags of milk and sand.

boobs

i got the next thread guys

best not be pulling my leg like a certain disgraceful norge poster

saving up an epic post for the next thread bros

>beach
meh
>gambling and prostitutes
based
based

based Latvija

I hope the op image is some never before seen oc, created and specially prepared to premiere on /hoc/

>Binland thread
Shant

salty milk and coins

NEW

Don't trust Finns.

>

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@94231050
hard shant

>9 posts early
no

look guys i made a post haha

I respect your opinion, but disagree

practically salivating at the thought of another thread. this one is a bit crowded

looking forward to finlad’s thread lads

New thread when

go go go go go go

uutiset

lighting matches on a hot dry sunny day in a California forest and flicking them

gona put all my hopes on a finn once more. please dont let me down again.

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