Emmett and Fili looked good. No other fight result was relevant to the title landscape.
Juan Gray
one more run at the strap dude
Grayson Brown
New rules: Rule 1: once you get a knockdown blow, the referee now gets in the way and stops any KO damage, then fight continues and is scored as winning the round but at least nobody gets hurt or unfair stoppage.
Rule 2: Both fighters must do a ceremonial bow to the judges, fans and then each other to show respect to the martial art before fighting, no more flying knees when fighters aren't ready.
Actually turned out to be not a bad card, got a couple spicy heems and nutritious memes
Tyler Stewart
I think what happened is Herb looked at the way Aspen fell. Literally turned away from her opponent and looked a bit lost He thought she was gone, still a bad stoppage though..
Xavier Harris
*stops the fight*
*stops the thread*
Carson Kelly
Woah dude, it's almost like you just said what literally happened.
Landon Jones
Can i get some webms of the heems pls i couldnt watch the card
Seriously my fellow britbro. Dern might have the fastest hands in WMMA.
Thomas King
2 early stoppages and a so-so one.
Isaiah Perez
me
Oliver Sullivan
Why is Faber talking shit lowkey about Cody on the post show?
Jose Allen
Just go to someone and wrestle them to the face
Aiden Morgan
Here's why you cazzies care when the fight stops early: Because you care. Seriously what's the fuckin harm? At worst, in a title fight of the century, it's just gonna mean a rematch, more money more hype more controversy, all positives; the real harm to the sport comes whenever one of these dumbfucks let's it go too long, I know you bleedthirsty fucks love it, but it doesn't help the sport, somebody's going to die in the worst case scenario when it gets stopped too late and that isn't going to be a high point in the sports history. Quit giving a fuck, when a ref stops it too early it's a good thing, run it back; when they stop it too late somebody's gonna die. Change your perspective and just laugh at the ineptitude of these fucks, it's a hard job and they're there to protect the fighter
Cooper Long
All I see is a stocky wrestler with an overhand
Josiah Bell
>reddit: the post
Adrian Hall
what's reddit? I just got out of prison
Austin Adams
Still
Christian White
Cody failed him and made Urijah have to come out of retirement to restore TAM's honour
>drops opponent multiple times with kicks, drops his opponent with the first punch he lands >redditors WAHHHH WAHHHHHing He is coming for khabib
Jeremiah Evans
>Here's why you cazzies care when the fight stops early: Because you care >you care because you care
Absolute p..p..peach of a post
Lucas Sanders
Unironically how good is Ryan Hall
Henry Davis
>Kicked in the face if you stay away >Rolls at your legs if you come into punching range >Simply walks away from you if you try to blitz forward he's literally solved MMA, it's fucking over for rest of them
he's the next coming of Rousimar Palhares, Anderson Silva, and Mark Coleman, men are going to fear him and women are going to get smothered in his sweaty chest hair
Christian Ramirez
Any webm of Ryan's disgust at the judges scorecards?
not very. someone is going to actually punch him in the face and he'll retire after.
Jackson Rivera
he got absolutely fucked over by Dana, guys have held chokes way longer than that dude held onto anything and they acted like he was a fucking murderer, I hate Dana for the way he fucked over Rousy as much as I hate him for how anybody got fucked over
Cameron Carter
Surprisingly good card. Thanks for watching with me, lads.
Justin Ward
this. he didnt even hold on that long and it was never malicious. reddit and sherdog retards just spammed it nonstop and wanted him to be this scary brazilian villain.
Colton Ortiz
shit cards are often good i've noticed.
William White
At the bar now lads and had to get on here because all of the women won't leave me alone. Not sure they are used to seeing someone who posts on heem, trains, and is this jacked.
Jaxon Gutierrez
based retards
Joshua Gray
>Ryan Hall >4-0 UFC >48 minutes of cage time >absorbed just 14 head strikes is he the defensive GOAT?
Hunter Sanchez
He fucked rousey in an effort to get VME to sell. It's the same reason he had corner, askren, Ngumbu etc killed. Anything VME likes Dana will do his best to heem.
It's so annoying that he will never ever become ranked because Dana is afraid of him ending all memes
Brayden Moore
Dana fears the roll
Bentley Ortiz
No that's exactly why Dana will push him. Dana is killing off all memes. Haven't you noticed?
Christian Butler
Ryan Hall will literally be exposed if he fights anyone that isn’t complete and utter horse shit.
William Reyes
U r shook
Xavier Adams
You're right. Oh well, at least he'll heem Khabib.
Mason Brooks
Urijah > TJ > Cody > Cruz
Gavin Adams
any loss he suffers is an automatic fluke because he already solved the sport
Connor Scott
How much money did you lose tonight, bro? You're fucking with autism levels that you can't understand. Ryan Hall goes full Bruce Wayne on his opponents. With Firas and Kenny Florian on his squad. How can anybody fuck with that?
Anyone know why I can't throw a kick? I'm like a total retard trying to do one. How flexible do your legs/hamstrings have to be? I can just barely touch my toes.
Practice every single day. If you are naturally inflexible, like me, you will lose your gains fast.
Luis Nelson
135. I am coming for FWlets
Oliver Martin
I just want to know what should burn. I remember doing leg stretching and I was actually just stretching a nerve behind my knee.
Joseph Thomas
Nobody has the balls to look that ridiculous
Austin Hill
In all ways except physical, Schaub is about 12 years old. Look how excited he is to take this picture, you can tell it was his idea and he's having a great time.
Jacob Sanchez
I've seen him pop up with some pretty slick tactical get ups
Anthony James
he was doing a good job of jamming kicks and kicking the in the knee of the supporting leg when elkins tried that.
Ryder Gonzalez
Where are all the webms my dudes
Aiden Diaz
wow these stoppages were all terrible, every single one of them. I wonder if the refs are being told to stop them early to make the outcomes and events overall seem more exciting
Julian Cook
You should feel the burn mostly in your hips.
Jonathan Wood
I'm hoping for someone to do a running dropkick to the gooch
Zachary Long
Just caught the GDR/Ladd finish on twitter cause Ladd said not to watch. Satisfying.
Brayden Myers
I feel a burn but it's more in tip
Mason Powell
I'm retarded and am not sure if the burn is actually in my hips or in my lower right/left side of my back.
Tyler Lewis
273.3
Evan Phillips
>calling the cops >not filming a closeup while yelling 'sheem sleepy' and screaming Woldstar 2/10 cucked and bluepilled
If Hall can even reach you with his feet, you're in danger of getting dragged into his world.
The only way to beat him is to just completely chimp out, swang and bang, go into 'heem everyone even myself' mode and hope for the best.
Keep in mind, he's a high IQ person. He manages his career carefully. That's why he didn't fight for so long. If he signs the contract to fight you, in many ways you're already defeated.
Isaiah Wright
why are you spamming this guy? He hardly ever fight
the ufc doesn't allow him to fight often since then the cazzies would wake up and realise how low-tier all of the supposed "p4p greats" are, and the sport would crumble
Easton Perez
165 511
Anthony Morales
why are we so retarded
Parker Perry
I'm 5'11 and weigh 204 lbs/92.5 kg. I'm a fat fuck but I'm working on it. Will be doing BJJ every day starting Monday. I'm ready to live the life I want.
she's just so perfect, even her name sounds enchanting. Brianna Van Buren, Brianna Van Buren, She sounds like a princess if we're being honest. I've been saying my name with her last name >user Van Buren >user Van Buren
Ryan Hall doesn't fight much because fighters constantly back out on him after they accept and start reviewing tapes. Only grug brained fighters will even try to fight him.
Zachary Flores
or spend a few weeks with vinny magalhaes and learn to completely shut down leg locks.
Leo Jones
fuck off DC
Wyatt Reed
>4'11" did we find bagel boss' soul mate? we already know he's fine with black women and has teamed up with them in the past.
Jacob Bell
She's absolutely perfect, bros. Peak female performance. I didn't expect to fall in love during tonight's event, but here we are...
Asspen Crap heemed herself with the weight cut and the stoppage was fine
Michael Clark
can't tell you here.
Levi White
Mike Beltran
Joshua Moore
that was a dude
Liam Cooper
>he got nude pics from the internet wow i'm mindblown
Easton King
Yamasaki by far
Aaron Flores
we all already fucked her
Michael Watson
Aspeno Ladd looked disgusting, forehead protruding from my puffy face, as she weighed in before the media yesterday. Very very disrespectful!
Benjamin Mitchell
Bullshit, Cody dismantled Faber’s rival in the most based way possible. He literally danced in front if him when he rocked him.
Gabriel Gutierrez
*eiffel tower high fives you*
Leo Lopez
how the fuck do we stop this madman
Charles Cooper
he is slow as fuck and his striking is kinda stiff, he was throwing the same telegraphed spinning kick an entire match wtf
also didn’t get a single meme roll on a complete bum
Cameron Scott
goodnight heem
Carter Anderson
Get Saul Rogers a visa
Jaxon Long
Despite all memes to the contrary, white men are the most desirable marriage partners for women of all ethnicities. All you have to do is be a Chad and you've got it made
Matthew Edwards
goodnight juan
Henry Ross
Anyone got the Stephens vs Emmet webm?
Jackson Jenkins
If Faber was 6'2" he's be one of the biggest chads in the history of sports.
Jordan Bell
75-80 kgs, not sure, my scale doesn't work properly
Caleb Roberts
Can he hide weed in his chin?
Angel Green
>He looks like the kids I picked on in high school
If my cock was 10 inches i would be doing porn >with your mom
Bentley Morales
He is rank 3 (piece with a soda)
Jayden Carter
>13 losses uhhh yeah i'm thinking he's a bum and his "success" an indictment on toilet till and bum asscream
Nolan Hall
just above Jones but just below Hall
Carter Garcia
he will FOREVER be based for what he did to Askren
FOREVER.
Evan Morgan
is this really how Millennials think? that it is a GOOD thing to do porn?working at McDonald's or WalMart is several steps above porn. porn is literally the last thing you do to avoid homelessness.
Angel Mitchell
Unironically have sex, leave reddit and drop the onions
Flukes happen in MMA. Matt Serra knocked out GSP in a few seconds but it doesn't mean he's a better fighter. Askren will be back, bigger and better than ever.
Josiah Phillips
this, non-cazzies know ben won the story and the fight itself proved nothing
>Tyron's awkward Spice laugh when Karyn and Faber are talking about TJ getting popped by USADA
Lmao my dude could not be any more obvious.
Ethan Kelly
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ASPENFAGS IN UTTER AND TOTAL SHAMBLES
FUCKING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BAUAHAHAUAUAHAHAHAHAUAUAHAH
ESTROGEN FAGGOTS NUHEEM BETA BITCHES
FUCK YOUR SLOPPY WHORE
BUAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Oliver Collins
Nobody actually thought Ladd was going to win, did they?
Zachary Sanders
You sir, are autistic.
Easton Fisher
Shut the fuck up bitch
Alexander Rivera
t. chad
Henry Cruz
only lardfags
Brayden Lee
Still pretty happy GDR knocked Asspen Lardass out cold with one punch so quickly.
Jordan Thompson
Edit this into an EoE meme
Thomas Howard
based.
she is far too obese to fight at 135
Easton Hughes
DUMB BITCH MAYBE YOU SHOULDVE THOT TWICE ABOUT WEARING THAT NAVAJO NATION FLAG AT WEIGH IN, HOE
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE DEFENSES FOR 2 (TWO) YEARS
Hudson Lopez
Magic
Asher Bell
I had no issues with either stoppage.
Josiah Howard
What if someone is named Navaro in brazilian?
John Hall
why didn't he tap?
Julian Sullivan
>THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE DEFENSES FOR 2 (TWO) YEARS >2 (TWO) YEARS >won the belt in December 2017 >stripped in September 2018
Why the fuck isn't there a single webm of Urijah's and Ladd's respective KO's
Jaxson Powell
Dana told herb to start stopping the fights early just to fuck with vme. Same with the askren vs lawler fight. Herb doesn't care about somebody getting heemed. It's should be pretty obvious what is going on. Herb is a soldier.
Stoppage was actually late, Asspen was out cold on her all fours(hands still so she didn't fall down on the canvas) and the last punch GDR threw woke her up. Good stoppage but a bit late.
Jordan Ross
Rosenthal and Trigg
Lincoln Martinez
hands stiff*
Jace Wilson
go watch pat barry vs cheick kongo you little fuckin cazzie fuck
Michael Cruz
Does Ladd spammer move on to someone else or will he remain loyal?
Joseph Myers
Peith Keterson
Anthony Johnson
Now watch Gary Goodridge talk about his life-ruining CTE.
Bro I want the winner to stand over their fallen opponent and look at Dana for the thumbs down or up to take their life. There should be at least 3 deaths a year to make sure the fighters know what's at stake and we don't have any more weak ass patty-cake and mid round hugs.
Andrew Martinez
Females don't have warrior spirit in them.
Jeremiah Rogers
Dana first has to wrestle control of the ufc out of the vme jews' hands. Then he can rebuild it as Pride 2.0
Brayden Smith
Go to tell cheick Kongo to his face that you are comparing him to a woman.
Luke Barnes
That might apply to mere mortals, but Amanda NUNES transcends mere mortality
Just got back from the bar and have 4 dimes with me. Once I told them I trained UFC and posted on heem they couldn't stop their pussies from leaking. Easy fucking life boys.
I'm too drunk to jerk off. It was fat girl head or sadness.
Gavin Gonzalez
Don't worry m8, some female out there wants to gargle your nuts like it's Listerine
Nolan Anderson
What retard bookies are putting together the odds for these UFC fights? They had Emmett and de Afterthebell as underdogs in fights against inexperienced cans. Like last week when Luke Rockhold was the favorite against Jan Blachowicz.
I heard that every card there's one fight that Vegas will give retarded odds to pay off the mob etc. Basically instead of paying protection.
Dominic Peterson
>the mob I'm glad, they made me a hundred dollars less poor this weekend. You'd have to literally be a drooling mongoloid to think that Aspen Ladd was going to win in any fashion.
She was out Herb stepping in gave her time to recover
Lucas Ross
Just watched Faber/Simon. Thought it was an early stoppage. I lost out on a cool £40 payday from a 50p parlay. Four of my picks were dogs. That would have been a great parlay.
And a load of elbows to the back of the head, as well as a huge unnecessary follow up elbow after he was out that shattered Emmet's orbital. Jeremy Stephens is a massive piece of shit. I also really dislike Emmet though, so I was kind of psyched at the time.
Lucas Bailey
I'm glad. Maybe if they flush him early, we don't have to hear people sucking this guy's dick every time he's on a card.
Benjamin Nguyen
You fucking edgy zoomers Rous was a piece of shit who injured fighters on purpose
Fer sure leddit invented the usage of the word edgy you literal child It was invented to describe you fucking contrarian autists who post here for a year and think being a retard means fitting in Ya mongoloid
>complaining about people using more then one form of social media in 2019 literally everyone uses at least 2, weird people only watch embedded youtube videos and screen-caps of instagram and twitter
Robert Nelson
I never said Reddit invented it, you sad puddle of fuck. Go oof and yikes somewhere else, you Schaub-worshiping poofter.
Despite being superior supposedly, the only thing white people want to do is suck black cock and crossdress on Snapchat.
Carter Reed
Gus is such a turbocan.
Colton Perez
>He fell for the Aspen Fatt meme
Jack Robinson
A guy from work watched some of the fights with me while on the job, and I had to explain to him that Aspen Ladd was actually not a down syndrome.
Logan Cruz
>Say Bektic is a CTE'd chinlet >Everyone says im wrong >He gets flushed for being a chinlet APOLOGIES
Jonathan Miller
You guys need a voice of reason so here I am, the Urijah stoppage was awful and Ricky was completely robbed. Urijah and Emmett are on steroids.
Evan Lee
Yikes
Christopher Ramirez
You are on steroids you brainlet
Blake Rogers
Yikes back to r eddit, faggot.
Cooper Bennett
Aspen Ladd : " I lost the fight,i wish the ref hadnt stopped the fight but there is nothing i can do about it now" lol why heem cares? Ladd is a fuckin tool. Of course she can do alot of things.She can talk to dana white that if they dont make this fight again with another ref this time she will go to bellator But noone does.Where is the fuckin appeal that Zingano testified for the toepoke to the Megan Anderson fight that shitty ref called it a ko? lol They are fuckin tools.Fuckin employees.Ladd had a shitty weight cut,almost died and lost from a shitty ref If you're ok with this Aspen i'm ok with it too from my comfy couch,fuckin martyr lol
lol man i'm not mad.i just point out that the numerous posts you've written since Ladd lost are shitty pointless.All these fighters are slaves to zuffa they cant even know what to claim,they dont know their rights. "Refs have always call hard decisions,and they do an excellent job"wtf she says after she lost to an idiotic ref call prooves my point
Hudson Barnes
Work on your English.
Nicholas Murphy
I wanted to see more of GDR flushing Ladd
Aaron Robinson
She can’t make 125. Last two weigh ins she was shivering in the scale and couldn’t stand after. She needs to put the pasta down
Julian Wilson
Wait she’s 135? Holy cow what a fat fuck
Ethan Hernandez
HW champ - nigger LHW champ - nigger MW champ - Polynesian and therefore only 1/3 white (mix of white Europeoids, yellow Mongoloids and black Austroloid abbos); a mutt by definition WW champ - nigger LW champ - Muslim FW champ - the only white UFC champ Triple C - beaner
English is the only one that matters. No one wants to speak that maid language.
Isaac Russell
*looks at you nonchalantly then shrugs with a funny face*
Jeremiah Martinez
>muslim >race Based retard
Justin Rivera
I've never read such an idiotic statement in all these years i'm watching mma lmao wtf
You faggot Lookmyass Thomas Germaine De Randamie since Nunes lost IN 2013 has fought another 5 times. 5 TIMES INCLUDING THIS WITH ASPEN LADD IN 6 YEARS PERIOD.
Now if you check these 5 fights in 2013-2019 2 OF THEM ARE WITH ELMOSE,PACHECO(WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY) so whats worth it are the 3 fights with Holmes,Pennington,Ladd.Now in these 3 fights the fight with Holmes in in featherweight where we all know that Germaine the monkey ducked Cyborg and then returned to bantamweight probably to duck a later Nunes fight too.The fight with Pennington was a catchweight(Pennington 138)
So only the Ladd-DeRandamie fight is done for the bantamweight fuckin backdoor sissy Luke Thomas since Nunes loss Before Nunes loss the great female whatever fighter has lost to Julia Budd which now is in Bellator lol
whats the dreidel?something they shoved it in your ass?
Brody Martin
How do you know that though? I could be that in kabibs tribe/ethnic group they fight bears. Maybe in Zabits they punch a horse. >Le knocked out a horse man
If you're the runt of the litter, the parents force you to fight bears. If you can manage to wrestle fuck it, you prove your worth to your family and village. You would never have what it takes to fight the bear.
thats why the early stoppage.Dean then rushed in his house to see if he's actually a cuck or not hahahah definitely this slut has banged everyone in the ghetto
