OFFICIAL UFC SACRAMENTO GAMETHREAD #4

will he ever taste defeat? no meme answers please.

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Based retard judges saving my picks

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will he ever fight again?

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Who we got?

Bektic or Emmett?

ladd is always so smug

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Sperguson K/O'so him

When Islam embraces homosexuality publicly yes

Urijah will win the belt and this will spur Dom out of retirement

emmett. bekky is a chinlet.

I root for anyone with a mustache by default

he's gonna get Starched by Emmett. can't hang with him on the feet and he's too roided to hold down.

id heem him easily

Zabit heems him.

this honestly should be a fight night

They play games on their Nintendo Switch™

Eventually he will. How he fares in the Dustin fight will let us know how soon

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Take away the main event and tonight's card is unironically better

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garbage take, Zabit is a heartlet

Tony Ferguson is the only one with a realistic shot. Dustin will do better than McTapper did but lose.

was Defeat the name of the guy whose thigh he was holding in the bath? Yeah i think Poofbib tasted him alright

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still in this boys
tonight is the night

If you were smart you bet on Bektic

can you faggots unironically fuck off?

WHY DID I BET ON THE GUY WHO GOT ROBBED?

I SHOULD"VE PREDICTED THE JUDGES TO BE INBRED BLIND RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOTS HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID

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this is not quite the thread

Everyone loses if they fight long enough. Honestly I wonder if Khabib even wants to keep fighting with all the political shit he's wrapped up in

It's been a lil while I should be trying to get laid but I just don't give a shit. My buddy that I usually watch UFC with is on a date tonight but I'd honestly rather watch this literal who card than go on a date t b h

Is that a tranny hitting a little girl?!!?

I'm afraid we're not allowed to talk like that on /heem/.

I wouldn't say it's a robbery, it's a close fight. I can see reasons as to why the judges would score it in favour of Robinson.

>betting on cans

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seethe harder
my parlay is still going BASED JUDGES

once he stops ducking the real champ he will

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>zabit
bum can

>Everyone loses if they fight long enough.
hahaha yeah okay buddy
HARD WORK
HARD WORK
ALL WORK IS WHAT!?
ALL WORK IS WHAT!?
YYYYYEEEAAAAH!

Same

>I've read some Socrates.

Who is the official philosopher of /heem/?

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Emmett is about the weirdest-looking motherfucker I have ever seen

Yeah i bet on GGG and Fury. I just wanted to know why you bet on this literal who?

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britbong rabbit breed

Bisping isn't even that bad, you fucks are just a bunch of spoiled whiny brats

>Picking a random Brazilian fighting on 1 week notice
Kek

El goblino blanco americano..

yeah i fucken love bisping bro

I am really enjoying this.

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Danaher

He's better than Hardy and Felder. Fitz is fucking rubbish though. I want Bisping and DC to see how they mesh

Pugilism heems philosophy

why is ufc having these who's on the main card? who the fuck are bektic and emmet

Bektic is free money.

this is the real main event of the night. wgaf WMMA or a 50 year old Faber getting 30-26'd

My caz detector is going bananas right now

Will there ever be a king of the ring type ufc event like 5 fighters all against each other?

Top choice friend

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this kills the serb

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Emmett is a heem hall of famer

how long till Ass Lad rides again?

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some goofy ass booking, seriously

have 239 with 4 top tier fights, this card with no main event then 240 with only 2 watchable fights

imagine if rockhold got BTFO as the main event of this fight or as the feature bout on 240, would have gotten much more attention

guess you only give a shit about who you see on the commercials. do us all a favor and stop watching mma

For me it's Stirner.

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My first name is Emmett so hearing the crowd chant that gave me the horn

Nev did excellent porn of her on r34 xxx

Emmett Mark is a really weird name.

He's Muslim Bosnicuck.

A little trampoline pad in every other wall of the cage?

Who's winning

Bektic wining the story so far

Mirsad Chinlet btfo, dude has always been overrated trash.

t. Ehmed

HEEM BEATY

Emmett Glenn? Surely not lmao

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Bektic kind of looks like a baby Cro Cop with the new hair cut and stubble.

N-no you!

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Another moral victory for /myboy/ Lil' Heathen

You

HEEEEEEEEM

>heemd by a jab

Bektic officially exposed and flushed

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Did Bektic just get dropped by a jab

>gets dropped by a jab

Fucking chinlet

>Tfw Muslim from srebenica heemed

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HEEM JABBY

lads wtf is Emmett's power?

Nah sorry!

Confirmed to be a faggot

Dropped by a feint..

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Told yall those odds were way off.

EMETT URUK-HAI IS A BEAST

Emmet? Is that you? It's dakota

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Agree one hunnie percent bee

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Emmett is absolutely trash but still wins somehow, based

gay stoppage

Who's the hardest hitter at 145?

Emmett or Whodafook?

GIVE URIAHJ YOUR ENERGY

muslims dont have tattoos

Urijah is going to win, Emmet's heem energy has powered him up

Just how good is Jeremy Stephens

goblin force

nah...

Fook hits guys and they don't move.
Also has a better chin

Roiding gyno piglet

hes not trash at all u stupid fucking currynigger

Sorry I'm not that guy!

this

there was me thinking the Lamas punch was a fluke

yeah lol its like hes not trash. use your head ya fucking goof

I'd love to see Emmett and McGoober fight
He's a decent fighter

Jeremy Stephens literally broke Josh Emmett's face

I'm actually hyped for Fabers return lads

He's literally muslim.

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VICIOUS strikes to the shoulder, Joe

BASED AD LMAO

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Always cool to see a hometown fighter get the W.

conor

stephens heemed him last year

is Emmett a sex symbol

> enter thread
> Americans drinking proper 12 and talking about conor mctapper
> leave

he's the mark hunt of featherweight

>That was Bektic's first fight in over a year
WTF I hate time

Ref ended that way too soon.

Dude lost to Desmond Green and Jeremy Stephens but isn't trash lmao

pretty good if you choose to stand and bang with him. not great if you're smart and out-point him

bektic? more like kektic

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He is the juiciest slut in that whole division. The roids are literally leaking out of his tits.

A lot of gyno on show tonight.
USADA everyone!

Emmett just netted me £30 off a 2.50 bet

>first drinks on me
>place is sold out

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Flushed Aldo murdered him, he is gatekeeper tier

I still think that he got the better of Zabit, who will be exposed soon

Emmett Devins? What are you doing overseas??

Emmett dropped Jeremy and the bell saved him. Emmett wins the rematch

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I invented Bidet Bektic

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out of all the fights to make this post about you choose this one

deary deary me

post slip. i dont believe you

Cody's chick on that zombie shit

>post something dumb on purpose
>bunch of cazzie gamethread morons jump on muh dick to prove they're reel hardkore!
ez. gg no re.

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Cody No dad in the house!!!!!

who else wants to see Urijah get heemed?

bektic is literally a removed kebab.

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>not picking the guy with retard strength in what would surely be a brawl
Did it to yourselves

Emmett
> shit tattoos
> job offer to be a pig
> gyno leaking out of his tits
> goblin body

Fuck off

CODY'S GIRL LOOKS LIKE A PUERTO RICAN WHORE

Why do women do this?

Damn seeing Cody hit me in the feels

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The question was who hits harder. Emmett dropped Stephens
Stephens broke Emmett's face

Worked

Whats wrong with emmet's nipples brehs

Green makes everyone look bad. Taisumov of all people had a boring fight against him. Stephens is a great gatekeeper. Emmett doesn't have to be champ or a perennial top 3 to not be a can, that's just dumb.
Flushed Aldo also murdered Moicano and outpointed Frankie again and had Max pretty hurt their first time fighting. No shame in Stephens losing to a GOAT.
I thought Zabit won comfortably 2bh.

Nah, Urijah is cool

>i was only pretending to be retarded

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Steroids

>Srebrenica
Oh boy

alas, i will lose by 1 fight yet again

Crowd barely cheered for him

Wtf I thought I picked Emmet

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Gyno

FABER WILL WIN BETT 5000 FUCKING DOLLARS HALL OF FAME WILL WIN
SCRTEEN SHOT THIS SHIT I WILL WIN IT ALL WITH HIM WOOOOOOOOOOO

gdr + ricky picks will inherit the earth

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Emmett punched Stephens harder, Stephens cracked him with elbows

im in the arena it popped off when he was shown on screen

He's vindicated on 2/3 of his defeats now though.
He should use that as a confidence boost when he comes back.

Soon.

>tfw the only one who has Urijah
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO. ONE MORE RUN

Post a pic from the arena

Emmett vs Yair
Aldo vs Ortega

For the México card.

>posting on Yea Forums at an outing
Yikes

simon is literally free money

Just bet the rest of my account on Faber.

Let's do this.

bros . . .

Maybe, but his chin might be completely deleted

>in the arena
>shitposting /heem/
yes im thinking hes based

Round 3 was not comfortable. If you graded the fight as a whole, I thought Stephens did more damage. But also thems not the rules and Zabit won rounds 1 and 2

What should his nickname be /heem/?

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URIJAH IS GUARANTEED GOING TO LOSE I GUARANTEE IT

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>hafael

you picked wellington

Should Dana cut BJ Penn

Mongo Jerry

Ugo

alvarez is fighting folyang next, ONE has no mercy for their ex-ufc fighters lmao

Emmett is a genuine scumbag for being so roided

The hammerhead shark

SINGLES CONFIRM FABER LOSES AHAHA
Better luck next time kids

Just bet the house, my life and my teenage daughter on faber
Easiest money I'll ever make

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No, after his W on the bouncer he's picking up steam.

The HEM (Horizontally Endowed Man)

>logic

sorry, can't hear you with all these easy (You)'s. get worked son.

Pinroller

Yeah, I agree with that. Zabit definitely seems to slow down in the 3rd. He also showed a great chin, though. Traded in the pocket a few times with Stephens and took a few big shots but it didn't deter him.

is that shinju auclair?

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el americano....

The All-American

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So honestly, why the fuck is that little prick, Frankie, being gifted yet another title shot? He’s on a 1 fight streak, and hasn’t done shit worth talking about in years.

What do I yell /heem/?

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The colossal squid

when they hit whatever~35-45 age they notice men not wanting to fuck them/attention its makes them do shit like that

throw a chair

"HEEM"

Just bet my friend that if Faber loses that I would suck his cock clean.

I'm straight haha, no way Faber loses.

dubs and faber heems him in 4 seconds

GRONK

Fuck Sacramento

FUCK NOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT I MISSTYPED FUCK

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el goblino los blanco americano

Missing link

I haven't gotten laid in over a year

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nigger

Why doesn't Jeremy Hunt just tap already?

he's a real life Grug

jade put in a good word for him

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Mirsad was supposed to be the next big thing, the featherweight Khabib. He gassed and lost against Elkins sure but he could've made a serious comeback. Instead he takes like 2 years off in-between fights and then gets matched up against the much better, harder hitting version of Elkins.

>ZABIT IS OVERRATED AND HASN'T REALLY BEATEN ANYONE GOOD ENOUGH TO WARRANT HIS HYPE

Or something similar.

CAZ
CAZ
CAZ
CAZ

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7*

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>40 years old
>last win in 2016
>lost 3 of last 5 fights
Fighting simon who has 7 wins since Urijah's last fight

"Fifty-Six Percent"

El Orgo

cowabunga

>HEEM SLEEPY

JUST BLEED
obviously

THE CALIFORNIA CAN

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stop bragging.

Make that 15 seconds

her features wouldve aged her gracefully, she fucked up.

it's true
volkanovski and emmet are better prospects at this point, he needs a higher ranked win

Wait wait wait wait wait

Faber's son is black?

got laid in january. popped in 2 secs. Might as well not even count it

Where did it go wrong?

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i havent gotten laid in 10 years ask me if i give a fuck

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You think her cunt can even lubricate when she's cutting weight like that?

nunes is a bum.
change my mind.

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uriah also poked the shit out of his last 4 opponents. i editted a tap screenshot showing all his losses and pokes from 14-16

Make an explicit threat against Donald Trump.

If it gets quiet yell "GIVE ME A HEEM"

Do you give a fuck?

no problem, i spit on women

You think Urijah creampied Paige?

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Beating Wanderlei Silva is no small feat

"THE SQUIRREL FROM ICE AGE"

i wonder if uriah ever banged paige

TriStar sucks honestly. they don't have a single elite fighter atm. Firas is an overrated hack
>duffy flushed
>bektic flushed
>OAM flushed
>rory flushed
>GSP retired
>sage flushed
>aemann flushed
>cirkunov flushed
literally not ONE (1) champion-level fighter

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who hasn't in TAM?

>he hasn't seen Rocky Balboa

>le Urijah is a good guy meme
I saw him whilst in Times Square on my holiday in New York. I walked up to him and asked him for a picture. He was cordial at first but then he noticed the MAGA hat I was wearing (this was back in 2016). He started becoming acrimonious and attempted to grab my hat but being half a foot shorter than me he had to jump and ended up falling over. I asked him if it was still cool to take a picture with him but he called me a beta male and waddled away. Unbelievable asshole.

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I forgot how fucking explosive Simon was.

For all cazzies: this is either gonna be Askren vs Lawler or Askren vs Masvidal

no but cody did before he moved on to his even hotter girl and her twin sister

I've never gotten laid

dunno but I'd clean that with my tongue

Oh shit Urijah walking out to Tupac!

I want him to win now!

I have no respect for the roiding fighters. Blatantly breaking the rules and going out there with milk leaking out of their gyno chebs. Emmett and Nurma should be instantly banned.

There are two options:
1. test for absolutely everything and allow nothing
2. Allow any amount of steroids.

The UFC currently operates on option 3:
Test for testosterone and EPO when they feel it's necessary, defend popular fighters when they get popped and throw their less popular fighters under the bus.

it's disgusting and unethical that you would willingly break the rules when this sport is dangerous enough already

I like Simon because he was part of my iconic two-time back-to-back heem picks winning streak.

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>let me bang bro!
>let me bang again!

>Ricky is a redditor

>r/mma gets a shoutout

isn't he married with a child?

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Whats weird about Faber being proud of Sacramento is I feel like Sacramento isn't a very proud city.

He really is an extremely nice guy.

this. There is a reason she changed camps

based wizard

Based Mike Beltran

Uriah's gonna heem himself like an old man, tko by popped hip

most based entrance in mma

Why didn't they give Faber a can he could run over?

They are good they just don't get top talent coming to them anymore. Rory is still good

little mermaid

IN DA CITY

I like Uriah but this is just sad

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Faber is Reddit 100%

>he STILL doesn't think Urijah is taking this
No hope for you cazzies

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why is black music so good sometimes

So nice he overcharges for his gym and takes a nice chunk of their fight pay because he "manages" them. Hope this leathery faggot gets heemed.

I hope faber gets heemed round one

NEVER GONNA BE A UFC CHAMP

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damn that crowd loves Faber. what a pop. he hasn't aged a day.

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california love
california kid

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dubs and faber wins by tko

faber on coke 100%. Dude is pinging
t. guy been with a lot of coked up dudes

Terrible walkout song, I'm cringing hard

the reverse simona halep

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Uriah is smiling because he's living in storybook land, in reality he's been looking old and flushed for years now.

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ive learned to cum hands free its rendered women obsolete does that answer ur question u fuckin fruitcake

I think PVZ slammed Cody in the rear end if you know what I mean

Tristar has the GOAT 155er

>rap song mentiones my state/city

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Ricky is also a better wrestler. He bullied Montel Jackson. Ricky is going to box him up

This big walkout only to get embarrassed in the ring. If 40 year old Faber wins i'll put something in my butt and post it.

pretty sure he's still a cuck. His kid looks black as fuck

Cazzies don’t know Simon. Dude is the Jeremy Stephens of 135

ehh, rory just had the fight of his life against neiman gracie lol. they dont attract top talent cuz theyre not great anymore. same with JW. firas and jackson both have checked out.

I once saw Uriah at a Toe Rogan stand up. He was sitting alone. What a loser lol

terrible post

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$100 (for students) for full gym access, bjj and other great classes

You see legends like Lee Kemp walking around while your there.
Look up the price of any other BJJ gym nearby

don't like thicc paige
prefer crack addict paige
go down to 115 paige
do it for your fans

coke is tested for in competition

Any stream???

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fuck off no you won’t
heem always says this shit and never delivers

Based, I'd legit buy her nudes if she started selling them.

I HATE California Love
HATE it

I am not fond of it at all

>Alien Ness
Relating to faber's song, I just want everyone to know alien ness is a moron

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>>rap
ultra neckbeard m8

Thoughts: youtu.be/7RBWuYFeg9Y

>former WEC bantamweight champ
casuals

>named his girl Cali
>the connection to the city
>city

cursed

shit feet

would desu

I can't decide if he looks more like Willow or Carmouche

cringing cause you're the cock went too deep in your ass you fucking fag?

Because rap from this time is just taking samples from good songs and looping them.

Faber will get heemed
Most of the audience will leave
There will be about 10 people in the audience for the main event

>takes like 2 years off
he fought multiple times since elkins

Big boobs get in the way. Especially for a fighter

espn.com/watch/espnplus/

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getting pretty sick of this shitty meme

I'm 3-0 on buttstuff bets so haven't had to do anything. 0% chance Faber wins and if he does i'll do it.

This will be like Israel Silva.

You are now picturing 115lb implant Paige

He thinks division is weak now and he's gonna make it at 40 lmao.

lookin like a 50 year old retired skateboarder

heem in first minute incoming...

his girl is mad cute

Hope you break out of that low self-esteem mental cage someday bro.

Faber finna gon win

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Reminder Ricky Simon is a bum beating yaya didnt mean jack shit, he didnt win the fight vs merab he won on a bullshit technicality and if he beats faber that win doesnt mean jack shit anyway

Nah lol black chicks bleach their skin and use make up to appear whiter

Faber is a literal boomer

yeah bullshit. You see diego sanchez last ppv? Looked like scarface

>His impact on this city can't be understated
>City is filled with homeless people shitting on the street
>This card
true. Based anyk.

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i want to see a picture of Ladd's pussy

You would have sex with this attractive and fit young woman? Are you sure? Absolutely positive?

Is Urijah going to be sent back to his retirement home?

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who /worried/ here?

literal generation x kid, or as i like to think of myself as a latchkey kid

did it show that? it really is like that user, just curious how you knew

>WEC
Ok.

well if the miracle happens I want a timestamp, butt user

Simon is a fucking animal. Faber's career ends now

I thought it through and yes, i would in fact engage in sexual relations with her.

Why do ppl live in Commifornia? Aren't taxes like 40%

Simon is good looking without the mullet.

Nice hometown stoppage there, fucking UFC has become a clownshow.

>attractive
careful saying that in proximity to /heem/ incels
they're insistent she's a chimpanzee

FABER FABER FABER FABER FABER

OOOOOOOOH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD

kek

another absolute faggot stoppage gift for TAM jesus fucking christ UFC is kiked

COME ON FABER YES FUCKING YE

\o/

what's with the late hits by this manlet

it's not even like job drug tests where they half let you shut the door, they literally have the tester watching your genitals urinate

HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

the king is back

heem earlied

this is best paige

WHAT THW FUCK WAS THAT STIPPAGE LMAO

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM HEEM HEEM HREM HEEM
BASED FABER GOT BACK ON THE JUICE THAT TJ TAUGHT HIM HOW TO TAKE

PREPARE YOUR ANUS LOOOL

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Shit stoppage 2bqhfam

LMFAO WHAT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

WELCOME TO THE URIAH FABER ERA

LMAO RIGGED STOPPAGE

HEEEEEEEEEEN HOLY FUCK

oops lol

What a stupid stoppage, fucking hell Beltran you're usually good.

ONE
MORE
RUN
ONE
MORE
RUN
ONE
MORE
RUN

YES YES YES

HORRIBLE STOPPAGE
ROBBED

NO FUCKING WAY

HEEEEEM

HEEEEEM

LMAO

EARLY STOPPAGE
>EARLY STOPPAGE
EARLY STOPPAGE
>EARLY STOPPAGE
EARLY STOPPAGE
>EARLY STOPPAGE

LADS!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE REDEMPTION

?????????????

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HEEM OLDY

REDDIT WAS RIGHT ! !

heh
dont make em like they used to..

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ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP BRO

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>that stoppage

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It was a good stoppage retards

You right now

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UH OH

REFBALL

Holy fuck that was bad stoppage

Abysmal stoppage tb.h

disgraceful really

Early stoppage.

ONE LAST RUN AT THE STRAP

EARLY AS FUCK BELTRAN FUCK YOU AND YOUR BEARD / MOUSTACHE

my god the UFC is awful

ZOOM SHOULD FEAR THE BOOM

When was the last time Faber dropped someone?

lads

>single digit iq

>It was a good stoppage retards

No it wasn't. Not even bisping could sell that.

Wasn’t even a bad stoppage

Yep, these kids just don't have the experience of us older guys. *sips*

What a fucking awful stoppage

i'll post it after the main

time to disappear virgin

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haha you douchebag. now youre going to embarrass yourself because you're an arrogant cocksucker

Stoppages have been shit all night

That stoppage was fine you casual retards

Beltran is so tall that he had to act early to make sure he got down to em in time

Everybody knows. US is the laughing stock of the world.

>Smaller divisions are a young mans game.

Shut the fuck up Rogan. Training methodologies are advancing exponentially. 40 is the new 33. This isn't NFL where you play headslam car crash with 11 other guys.

FABER VS CEJUDO WHEN

fake as stoppage. let fucking manlets bang, they don't have any real power. Simon wasn't out.

it was fine you morons. so many reactionary pussies on this board. watch the replay before you comment fucking spergs. he wasn't defending well at least and ate 3 or 4 big shots

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Well thats it, night

Not at all. Ricky was wobbled as fuck

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zoomers NEVER LEARN..

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boomers win again

STICK IT IN YOUR ASS /HEEM/. REDDIT WAS RIGHT

Yeah, would have liked to have seen that go an extra 10 seconds or so.

Where you at Cejudo?

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stoppage needed to come earlier or not at all, simon was scrambling for position when the ref stopped it

boomers rise up

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Wtf was Beltran doing trying to hump Simon?

Still to get dropped by 40 year old Faber is sad.

you try take a ground and pound from urijah faber
dude's a m-m-moooonster

>KO

/heem/ predicts ufc fight night 155
i gotta go congrats to the brit, last man standing

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>that stoppage

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this

I'm saying based Faber surprising

>commentators completely glossing over how shitty of a stoppage that was

Still wanted him to win, but feel cucked out of a fight now, desu.

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Fuck off, that stoppage was ass. Compare that to Cain vs Kongo, Cain vs Bigfoot, Carwin vs Lesnar, Barry vs Kongo. It was terrible you fucking idiot.

That's right lads. RIcky was zoomin' for a boomin!

BASED

Hope you all told your cats

Boys...

We fuggin did it!

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time for ladd to get flushed :)

If it was a bad stoppage, why was Ricky so wobbly and stumbling when he got up and walked around?

You're getting that ad too?
It's driving me fucking crazy

I've seen it at least 15 times tonight

I'm pretty sure Faber would have won but that stoppage was fucking early.

LeT hIm bE a WaRriOr

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Nope. Joke's on you, Fuckstain. BOOM ROASTED.

lads wtf

Faber is 40

>calling people pussies
>while defending that dogshit stoppage that would even end an ammy fight

He ate fuck and all, go swallow some of fabers leathery cum you utter faggot.

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boomer pilled

HOLY SHIT GOING AFTER DANA WHITE
FAN FAVORITE NOW

And now they’re gonna give him the Cejudo fight, aren’t they?

You can't stop it there with in a manlet fight. I understand if Ngannou is coming for the finish but it's fucking pillowhands Faber.

Are Zoomers the weakest generation ever?

boomers win again, get shat on children.

You are such a fucking retard. Look at how wobbled ricky was when he stood up.

Fuck off. Come get some you fucking cuck. BOOM, ROASTED.

its all up to you bro...

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good luck to Schaub user

this card has been unexpectedly spicy

>cazzies picking the zoomer
I'm taking it home brehs.

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Stoppage so baffling it discombobulated him

Uriah banter.

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Do you even know the rule for stopping fights or are you just pulling shit out of your asshole to prove a shitty point?

NOW EDGAR HEEMS HOLLOWAY THE STUPID FUCKING ZOOMMMMMMERRR

>my boy Cody

stoppage was fine. sorry your pick didn't win

Faber vs Yan title eliminator

Book it Shelby

ZOOMERS OUT

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GENERATION X PREVAILS AGAIN
gg

lol imagine being this mad over losing your shitty $5 parlay. Simon couldn't even get up straight. it's already done, stop whining bitch

Sacramento, even recently too as well, has gotten way worse with homeless walking around.

I would think about leaving if getting citizenship somewhere else wasn't seemingly impossible

That was the stoppage this fight deserved

bad stoppage Ricky was moving but way to give Faber some dumb ass that would fall for that over hand right over and over

The feels so fixed desu

SONG YADONG LIVES ON

ANYONE GOT THE WEBM?

unfortunately not
imagine tho...

Link?

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Fuck yea just won $162 on a $60 bet!!!

ZOOMERS NOT WELCOME

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That was a trash stoppage, this is the highest level of competition not some ammy fight. No fighter is ever given a chance to comeback anymore

Considering I've competed professionally in the Florida regional scene, I would think so.

>meanwhile in canada
Seriously. Fuck off to your own board in your own country you fucking pathetic cuck.

Based

Yo I am beginning to believe the graph saying that Zoomers got so much onions products since birth they just cannot compete at a testosterone level.

Next generation of males will be growing breasts.

IN THE CIIIITYYY
THE CITY OF COMPTON

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HE WOBBLED

STOP THE FIGHT

Oh yeah he was so fucked when faber hit him with those babby punches on the ground, stupid fucking meme ref didn't even let him have a chance to recover before he was over there to pad Fabers record.

LMFAOOO okay

Great win brother glad to see you do it for us boomers

HH

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crackstreams

Based Boomers in the UFC:
Cerrone
Yoel
Faber
Cormier
Silva
Glover

you guys are literal fucking bums if you thought ricky simon was gonna win lmao who has he beat? he got cracked by 3 overhand rights in the first round of the yaya fight LMAO LMAO LMAO

Gen X wins again

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no one cares about ur 50 year old man tits smokers

I honestly can't tell if you're memeing or if you're just fucking stupid.

>shit stoppage esé

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Is a 2 year hiatus the NEW mma meta? Instead of burning yourself out, step away from the table to heal and sharpen up and evolve while watching the division play out?

The leaf is in shambles

Joe Rogan: OHHHHHH!!!!! HE'S HURT...he's back on his feet...

Put your house on GDR

early

Fluke win.

He gets flushed next time

Look up Batamweight fighters fighting out of Gracie South in Tampa you user

Too bad Cali is in decline bros. Would have liked to have seen it back in the day.

Aspenn Ladd is the same age as me
Should I make a run for the strap myself?

Frankie already got Heemed by a Zoomer god bless ortega

So many sour betters in this thread lmao. You lost money hahahahahaha

aw fuck i forgot this was the main event

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Watch out boys the fight understander has logged on

Most countries lets educated people in if they want to work.

Imma make a run for Ladds feet

would it be better if they were sitting around

Claim your trans and you might have a shot

What was California like back in the day? Just LA and SF being here makes it seem like I would of never enjoy the attitude of California

digits confirm Cali BTFO'd

Ortega is a millenial, not a zoomer.

Based Faber

same brother, this is our last chance

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DEGENERATE GAMBLER BRITS ITT

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>wobbled=TKO

Not saying he wasn't wobbled, hurt, or in trouble; but plenty of fights continue after the same level of damage.

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i already said im sorry your pick didn't win. why are you mad at me.

>All those 4s
Too much bad luck for me buddo

Go LHW we could use another Brit eating shit there since Jimmie retired

if you can throw more than two punches at a time you can be top 10 there

Cali's ok if you're not a junkie, living is your car is kind of cool once you get used to it and having to fight somebody to get to work keeps you in shape

gamethread

The politics, yea. Still a beautiful state though. Would much rather be there than let’s say Illinois.

Mista?

Will Ladd get a pop?

I have a humanities degree. I've looked into Scandinavia before, I'm gonna visit next year and see. There are nice places in the U.S and I feel like I would never be fully accepted if I moved to the EU

LA and SF used to be based and white cities before the 70's.

No you fucking retard eat shit

Yea fuck cuckfornia
fml

thank reagan for that.

>I have a humanities degree
lmao nice one faggot

based last of the mohicans song

>retard spotted

>mohicans

meme culture

Urijah gifted a """"TKO"""" - only Ladd getting legit heemed early will redeem this night

Love a girl that comes out to the game of thrones soundtrack

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

ASSPEENNNNN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD

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Aspen Lard

Someone explain to me how GDR is the underdog?

THESE STOPPAGES

great stoppage again

She tried to pressure a striking specialist and got rightfully fucked for it

lmao. thats it. everyone go home

That's not true though. The Chavez Ravine was beaner at the turn of the 20th century. Also, there wasn't a Mexican or Hispanic race on the census. They are still counted as White.