OFFICIAL UFC SACRAMENTO GAMETHREAD #1

Here it is boys, my guaranteed $$$$ parlay.

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based

Absolutely disgusting.

>What do you think Trevor should she have slammed her
>Dead air
kek

isn’t he in prison

Impressive. I can't fault the picks.

heem placey

Prime Schaub quite unironically heems Bork, Stipe, DC and Ngammeme

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Yyyeaahhh, so their corner did a grrreeat job there, I thought they gave some grreat advice.

I'm gonna need those TPS reports, mmmmkay

kek

He was literally getting dabbed on by Michael Johnson’s dehydrated and flushed corpse (until he won)

Damn nice single

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SHE'S MINE YOU STAY AWAY!!!

>complain to the ref
>instantly get pieced up
nice

How does the referee resist the urge to slap VB on the ass?

we should’ve just did prelim picks and skipped this garbage

29-28 Souza takes it via decision

Whitmen is just as bad as Dom

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Weird-ass fight desu

"Nunes is one of the best female, why i say female? BEST FIGHTERS IN UFC HISTORY, PERIOD" Chael Shonnen

What did he mean by this? Could nunes win even against low ranked male fighters of her weight? They are starting to make the whole ronda thing again

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She's already in the top 5 right?

Germaine
Simon
Emmett
Roberson
Vettori

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Has Trevor Whitman ever said something that made you go "I'm glad Trevor Whitman is here to say that"?

I have no idea. I just fell in love over here, lads. What a qt. Do you think she likes white guys? Do I have a chance?

Realmente me hiciste pensar, pelotudo.

Only way to find out is Cejudo vs Nunes super fight, AKA the greatest UFC event of all time. All four belts and the pride of an entire gender on the line.

GDR
Simon
Roberson
Vettori
Rodriguez

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wasn't really a fight, Van Buren just bullied her the whole time.

Water Closet Wittman

GDR
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Vettori

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Cute.

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Briana is /ourgirl/ forever

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the thing he said which elicited your seethe

Based negresslette.

Fuck she's cute bros

speak for yourself, i was really wondering how in sync with her corner she was between rounds so im glad he cleared that up

I like her. God she's cute

Brianna a cute!

Germain
Faber
Emmett
Roberson
Ferreira
Dariush

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>my heart right now

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>denying the fighter more time on the mic

Classic.

god i fucking love her

Anyone have a stream link?

This commentator tries too hard to be Goldie

really wish she'd throw up the van buren boys gang sign

she really is not

LET'S GO LIU KANG
DEATH TO ALL SPICS

Just needs some CTE.

Martinez is the guy that has a fear of public speaking.

Even if Cejudo said it jokingly, he would destroy her.
Women fight in slow motion compared to men.

ESPN.COM

how do you fucks not have this figured out by now? It's not 2009 jfc

Vettori
Turman
Bektic
Simon
GDR

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one more fight until the spiciest spice on the card

/myguy/

Ladd
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Ferreira

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t. Mahmoud bin Muhammad, wife beater and terrorism financier extraordinaire.

Why would I when you losers just share it every time?

*takes out a sausage link*
*pisses on it*
*puts it in your mouth*

seething lmao.

God i hope Martinez flushes this guy

ladd
simone
emmett
turman
vettori

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I do

A person with normal IQ would literally be unable to not know how to do it by now.

Rena is dropped. Miyuu is my fightfu now

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I heard Bagelet dude is going to TAM. Any truth to this?

Germaine de Randamie
Ricky Simón
Josh Emmett
Karl Roberson
Marvin Vettori

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Ladd
Faber
Bektic
Roberson
Vettori

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>start taking picks on the 7th
>already more in 5 minutes than the whole week
truly pickscuck

Germaine de Randamie
Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett
Karl Roberson
Marvin Vettori

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Ladd
Faber
Emmett
Turman
Vettori

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I don't think USADA goes to China

Why is there so many Finlanders on /heem/

Schaub

WE HEEMING OUT HERE

based tourists

Ladd
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Vettori

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Ladd
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Vettori

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PEAK PERFORMANCE

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Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests

Vote for Jonathan

Randabitch
(((Simon)))
Bektic
Roberson
Mutante

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GDR
Simon
Emmett
Roberson
Mutante

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GDR
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Fehæha

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That's a big cup

Is /heem/ the most political general on Yea Forums?

GDR
Faber
Emmet
Turman
Vettori

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>red shorts/ red corner, blue shorts/blue corner
Kino.

fuck heem tourists, anybody posting their picks on the day of the card should also post a take proving they are not a cazzie

example: Gillespie will never fight for a belt

Shant be watching this gay event

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Will one of you faggots drop a mobile stream link?

imagine eating her ass and pussy after she gets all sweaty haha. probably gross haha

>those 3 girls in the audience who have been there since the very beginning

Based patrician thots.

Sreams?

damn dude what the fuck is wrong with you? that's absolutely degenerate, why would you ever want to eat out a sweaty girls stinky pussy and asshole with your tongue?

ufc.tv

haha

espn.com

Spice.

spice

sorry, lad, pissed meself

my interest is defeating the brown people and no amount of Jewish bribery handouts will deter me

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Spicy fight

10-9 Martinez

these guys are pretty good for no-names

*pees in your mouth and butt crack*

this guy gets it

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These Prelims have been so spicy, it makes me think the main card is gonna be shit.

1st good womens fight on the card

Trump is owned by the jews.

is 2019 the year of the chinaman?

S P I C E
P
I
C
E

*unzips*

10-9 56%er

I had a friend who looked like McLovin, and instead of being embarrassed about it, he owned it. Kind of like Jonathan and Pedro.

*pisses on you

Based manlet cans

>BT Sport letting us watch Fight Pass fights
is this their way of apologising for last week?

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*pisses down your gaping anus*

who's winning the story of the fight?

yea feel like the average skill level has gone up in the past few years

you literally watch cuck porn

Are they holding signs with round numbers on them

Micheal bisping

Any stream lads?

the jews piss on you.

I just got done but im sure in another hour

*unleashes a dark, pungent, yellow-brown urine on your face*

I got one but look at the posts ITT it seems like I'm a full 60 fucking seconds behind

No they are sitting next to Novitsky.

one of martinez' coaches sounds like elmo

let me drink some water

Sounds like you vote against your own class interests m8

literally just google 'mma stream discord'. You can figure out the rest.

Usually they’re good about sharing links but their being real cunts for some reason

So let me get this straight. GdR beat Holly Wolmes, yet Aspen Ladd is a favourite to beat GdR? Doesn't make sense.

Dude, what if Liu's name was Lavonte!

I sound like Kermit the Frog. It's why I never get on mic in online games.

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youtube.com/watch?v=OsvMvDl3Qlw

its like you retards dont know how to check the archive or use google

your mom makes them.

Any good fights that even casuals can enjoy tonight?

Jordan?

Lmao

>Next up: The Damage v. Ryan Hall

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Based

For me, it's Aspen Ladd

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yeah the next fight bud you'll see a cool roll into a heelhook

Oh dear god please don’t let Hall go out like this

CAM OHN PING LU. FRO SAM FECKING SHOTS

Yeah because no one who sounds like Kermit has been successful at talking before.

total cutie

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Elkins v. Hall

that was the anti-spice round hopefully they bring it back round 3

Ladd
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Vettori

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haaaiiii

clean your room

babyman vs Bektic

Yeah but most of those individuals have been muppets.

Nicco will finally get btfo tonight after all this time

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Kek.

>HIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sick of this shit at the end of every round

post more Quasimodos

>jews
>They're our white brothers.
Sad. This is why america is doomed.
A jew will never be my brother.

literally cannot remember a time where a prelim was more anticipated that the entire main card

this is probably a first

*catches you clean*

why is this roidbabby chink so boring? usually they are so juiced up they throw bombs for 15 minutes

Already best girl

nice try

>This is going to end aroudn 4:30am UK time
>Cricket World Cup final starts at 10:30am UK time

what are we gonna do bongbros

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This. I'm praying for Ryan right now. Please God, watch over our dear Wizard and keep him from harm.

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Liu has a shitload of headmooment

I wonder if that one user bought a ticket.

Just here for the Ryan Hall fight.

How long until the next heem day

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>Cricket
lmao

This fight fucking blows

how did bisbing get this job? i could do better

there isn’t a next heem day

Whittaker v Adesanya

then Miocic and Cormier. great cards ahead boys

based sunday morning heems

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Aspen Ladd just arrived at the arena.

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HEEM SLEEPY

Heem heem heem

Round 1 was fun, at least.

HEEM DED

England can become the first country ever to win the big three of World Cups (Football, Rugby, Cricket)
It's history in the making.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY

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he said “believe, conceive, achieve you sound like a self help book stfu xD”

HEEM KNEEPY

HEEEEM

holy fuck

Shouldve stabbed him desu.

KNEEM

Oh damn

You subhumans should be shot on sight.

Now everyone doin knee ko’s

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Yeah it was supah spicy at the end

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

maybe actually produce some good British fighters so UFC stops anally raping you time-wise

The most boring fight of all time with a heem of the night. For fucks sake

>Alice Springs
Is this bizarro Coral Springs?

Australia's timezone probably isn't even a bad thing when you're into American sports.
Jelly tbqh

Liu got fucking Askren'd

HEEEEEM CHINKS ARE ALL CANS

HEEM SLEEPY

heem

HEEM CHINKY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM CHINKY

HAHAHA YES

FUCK CHINA

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Is the flying knee OP?

Our boy martinez!!!!!!!

He invoked his royal Divine Right, nothing anyone could do about it.

KNEEEM
MAIN EVENT NEXT

>heem
>cut to haaaiii

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Thai hand trap, pretty high iq move for a hispanic fighter

Is knee the most powerful weapon in mma?

I like seeing asian fighters KOd just because if they're successful you know those r/asianmasculinity or r/hapa fags are gonna spam them on Yea Forums.

So spics are better than chinks at fighting?

The second I clicked away from the fight because it was kind of boring the ko happened.

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I would say he took his soul with that heem but then remembered that is a chink

Please Ryan.

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NFL and College football is tough if you follow a team I reckon

Uber Blacked soft jazz here.

I invented Waterloo Liu

>vote for pedro
Based mid twenties boomer

Aspen Ladd looking sexy pulling up to the arena.

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finish aside those last 2 rounds were AIDS

latinos are the most powerful fighting race

bisping isnt very good at knowing when to let them speak

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>Bisping's interview skills

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this ko is sponsored by Ben Askren

>Can I say one more thing?
>fistbump

This is an interesting fight. I wonder if Hall can leglock a legit guy.

Not enough followup brain damage.

HERE

WE

GO

Ladd looked shook at the weigh in
(i invented askren looked shook at the weigh in).

Team alpha male is literally the worst team

GOAT HALL GOAT HALL GOAT HALL GOAT HALL GOAT HALL GOAT HALL
LEZZZZZZGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is crayzee

Main event

Based

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holy shit elkins vs ryan hall on this card?

BASED

/ourautist/ coming up

I think he's as nervous on the mic as Jonathan (a literal aspie) is

>very quiet kid answers two questions really quickly
>asks for a bit more time at the end
>gets rejected
Brutal

>team beta male ammirite..

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You also invented Chiesa looked shook at the weigh ins

Any of you guys watching on TV can you look at my stream and tell me how far behind I am?

vipleague.lc/1-prelims/ufc-fight-night-live-streaming

Thanks

Elkins is going to flush this can in the 1st.

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Ladd was barely alive there

FIGHT OF THE YEAR

NON CAZZIES GET IN HERE

You know it brother

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TIME FOR HALL LADS

>team alpha fail amirite

What is Ryan's walkout song?

Go Darren, take my powaaaa \o/

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Hall beats khabib

I wonder how much i will make if i just bet against team alpha male all night

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It's time lads

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WTF IM PUMPED FOR THIS FIGHT

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It's currently on Hall's intro clips.

HALL TIME HALL TIME HALL TIME HALL TIME HALL TIME HALL TIME
AVERT YOUR EYES KHABITCH ITS HALL TIME

hall finna get pico'd

15 minute high IQ snooze fest coming up

>Be a quivering husk of a human being
>Commission allows you to fight

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the real main

Buffer is introducing the fighters right now
Just finished doing Hall

He was shook that's why he made it boring.

>Elkins and his brother used to run at each other at full speed and butt heads to see whose coconut would crack first
did they have CTE before developing CTE? why else would they want to play such a dumb game?

>le heelhooks and hookkicks man vs worst tattoo in MMA

If Ryan loses he joins Gokhan Saki on joint shortest ever hype trains to ever exist

FIGHT CLOCK BROUGHT TO YOU BY POP ROCKS

THE ONLY CANDY WITH THE ROCKS TO ENTER THE OCTAGON™

Shit you're right. My stream went behind.

Fight has just started NOW.

get in my guard bro

Can't top fight of the decade

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BRAINLETS GET OUT NOW

PLEASE GOD PLEASE LET HIM WIN PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE

Darren Elkins had a legit win streak and is now unranked

sad

That wasn't ladd it was a lizard with an unstable skinsuit.

yeah that dragon is really bad

Shook will eventually be treated like concussions.

It should be illegal for fighters with clear mental damage to fight.
How many fights does he have left in his contract?

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It's a man thing, you wouldn't understand sweatie.

Saki wasn't a hype train he was an established kickboxer

I sanchez is lucky Chiesa didn't stamd with him. Lauzon of all people slept diego

GDR
Simon
Emmet
Wellington
Vetorri

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DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE

Reminder that Alan Belcher had a Kim Jong Un tattoo

Hall has been in the UFC for fucking ages though, right?

Ryan just walking away

Dana is too much of a cuck to pull that out, stupid bald fuck

and people thought that would translate well into MMA

chiesa would've gotten slept if they used pride rules.

D A M A G E
A
M
A
G
E

how in the hell Hall and Elkins weight the same?

lmao fuck this flopping retard

HALL HAS GONE EVEN FURTHER
NO PUNCHES AT ALL ANYMORE
JUST KICKS TO PULLING GUARD

Yeah but nobody gave a shit about him until BJ

*spam headkicks*
*opponent angers, spams legkicks in response*

Hollow bones

You know who else is in that club..

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>playing chicken in a shark tank

>*rolls towards you*

Hall looks fucking awful. What were you spergs hyped about

brendanschaub.tv

Hall wins the rematch

Fuck I love Hall. That's hilarious

OH FUCK

HEEM SUBBBY

Hall is so based lmao

SPICEY!

is Elkins only skill that he can take a brutal beating?

>throw caution to the wind
It's the first round, mike

>Every technique Hall has is a spinning move

Amazing

RYAN HALL PUTS THE A IN MMA

holy fuck

Lawl

Hall is like Peter Parker

RYAN FUCKING HALL THIS IS SO FUCKING SPICY

BASED

this is actually really cool to watch

GROWING STRONGER

HOLY SHIT HALL WITH THE PERFECT SPINNING HEAD KICKS

HE ALMOST GOT A KO ELKINS DEFENCE IS NON EXISTENT

Fucking wow

JESUSSFUCKING CHRIIIIIIIIST
HALL GOAT HALL GOAT

no, he's also really good at bleeding

Ryan hall is the FIFA 2000 of mma.

RYAN HALL BEATS JON JONES

Ryan "GOAT" Hall

how is it even possible to be this based

holy fuck hall is awesome

Germaine de Randamie

Ricky Simon

Josh Emmett

Wellington Turman

Marvin Vettori

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has Ryan Hall solved MMA? is the era of spinny BJJ chads upon us?

>implying that's a bad thing
Vamos, Fidel...

DARREN ELKINS IS INVINCIBLE

>spin kicks you
>dives for your legs

heh nothing personnel

RYAN HALL IS MY BOY

Hall is the meme fighter we need

Lads what the fuck is happening

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

Loving this shit

Hall is /ourguy/

heem's boy delivers lol

Darren “the cte” Elkins

When Hall inevitably faces someone good you are all going to say he was reddit all along

im scared elkins is reaching his full power now

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MMA SOLVED

Why doesnt Elkins just step in and right hook this faggot??

Sorry, Ryan, this is gonna be another legendary third round comeback for Elkins.

Is there such a thing as being pillow footed?

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B A S E D

A

S

E

D

Most redpilled fighting style.

Pls nerf Hall

he landed a rolling heel hook once now hes Danis level BJJ player

it's like he refuses to throw normal punches

just enjoy the moment you ass

What a second Ryan Hall and Kenny Florian are with Tristar?

Darren ‘THE DAMAGE to my brain is irreparable’ Elkins

Hall faints by spinning around.

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Halls been my boy since nate subbed him

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He got bullied by Rogers already you caz

Is Ladd going to be OK, lads?

He's getting memed on so hard

Apologize to use right now

>only 2 punches he throws almost knocks elkins out
based

I wanna be Ryan Hall and Brianna Van Buren's love child

IMAGINE ALL THIS TIME RYAN HALL HAD KO POWER

Imagine Hall having sex

CHIN PERMAFLUSHED

This will be team alpha male’s 2nd loss of the night

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Elkins is a fucking bum!

Halls getting heemed guaranteed

no he didn't he's obviously juiced to the gills

Lads how do you lean the Hall style
it's spinning attack to guard. What is the counter? Elkins hasn't found his range, he doesn't have anything for Hall

Hall might unironically get the KO

>runs away then spins to the ground showing his asshole

20-18 Hall

R2 was closer though

anybody want to give honest, non-meme answers to the following?
1) What rank of male fighter in her own weight could she beat? Could she beat the 100th best male fighter at her weight? 500th?
2) What weight could she beat the top male fighter? Let's put her at 145 pound Featherweight (she's also done 135 pound Bantamweight but let's do the bigger). If she's at 145 pounds, could she beat the number one ranked 125-pound male fighter? Could she beat the best 115-pound male fighter?

>letting Elkins make it to the third round
Hall confirmed

It's a life of BJJ and then spending some time with Wonderboy's dad

Elkins isn't going to live to see 40

where's the webm bros....

need that kick from the first round

AUSTRALIA WEBM BRO WHERE ARE YOU ARE YOU OK

Elkins chin is TOAST

Hall's entertaining as hell but it's just a matter of time before he gets chinned against a more aggressive opponent

>3rd round Elkins
welp, it was fun while it lasted.

Buy his DVD

Reminder that Ryan Hall fights at walk around weight

Elkins is such a fucking can, holy shit. Imagine getting dropped multiple times on the feet by a BJJ can, ahaha.

A gust of wind wobbles elkins

Outhouse Elkins is flushed

m-my sides

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Forshure go to the ground with Ryan hall

ryan hall is the hardest hitter in the ufc prove me wrong

20-16

He's at mass

The Kapoeira Hall made my day

Elkins 29-28

Unironically whenever he pulls guard Elkins should just keep kicking his legs.
minimal damage but they can't really stand them up too quickly from there and the damage will rack up a bit.

Elkins looks done, that kick in the first really rocked him

GIB ME YOUR HEEL -Hall, probably

It's a draw going into the 3rd

FUCKOFF WITTMAN

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He got arrested and is facing prison time for sharing masvidal vs askren webm's.

lol this sac crowd giving hall no credit at all

*wins

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more like SMELLKINS

Its actually genius to go for meme shit and punch only couple of times

please fire Ryan Hall

*pulls guard*

>Throws with such force that every missed strike causes him to fall to the ground

You might be on to something

Ryan Hall is getting cut after this pitiful performance

This card has delivered lads. This is a new Hall

Can Elkins seriously not get his leg above his waist?

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heem runny

Hall is fighting with the spirit of Elias in him

Makes you realize how fucking FAKE UFC is that you can't even kick the head of a downed opponent and they can roll on their back and be invincible.

How do you solve the Hall problem? Who will sign to fight this guy?

lmao

Can he not string two punches together?

Ryan Hall can become a top 10 fighter please do not (you) me this is a facts only post

Man I'm losing every exchange on the feet. Better just keep standing him up.

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Why. His opponents are literally scared to attack him even though he is sitting. Lmao.

Hall has a ridiculous cardio

Lel

ez

>/heem/ in a nutshell:
R1: Hall is GOAT
R2: Hall is ok
R3: Cut Hall

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Based Hall making the cazzie fans seethe

>walk into the club
>your girlfriend rolls her fingers through the chesthair of Ryan Hall's bare chest and says "meeow"
What would you do?

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oh for sure Elcans should try to roll with him

utterly pitiful

Absolute state of this cazzie crowd
High IQ utter domination by Hall

Cut them both, disgusting cans.

I'm loving this recent return to the just bleed era

Based Hall working up cazzies in the crowd

Elkins is still smarter than pol

Is Bisping commentary that bad?

I'd see him against memebit or memetega.

Is Hall vs Elias the highest combat sport IQ fight of all time?

perhaps the biggest achievement is surviving fully punished 3rd round elkins

Elkins exposed and embarassed. God damn

He's literally giving his opponent top position on the ground. Babies are too scared

Soccer kick his head when he tries to pull guard in the club

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I'm blueballed lads.

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30-26 Hall

>runs away
>somersaults to grab your foot
nothin personnel

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Based crowd

hall has found a loophole in the rules
land a strike, flop, repeat

This is literally unironically true though
Elkins had nothing for him.
The problem is people won't sign to fight him because it's tricky

Ask him for pointers on my 50/50 guard.

first of all what the fuck

>liking boring point fighters is good
kek

Ken Flow looks legit embarassed to be in his corner

It's terrible

He literally jogs around, throws lazy spin kicks and rolls on the ground, this fight didn't really show his cardio

Are soccer-like sliding tackles allowed in ufc?

>ryan hall in the club

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Shoot him

Interview denied

This

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>lands multiple knockdowns
yeah for sure elkins being a pussy and refusing to grapple is hall's fault. Kys faggot fuck

Cazzies BTFO

Montano is less ugly, pls win

faggot commies booing master ryan, nuke california when

fuck your octagon interview you fucking loser

Montano bout to get flushed

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NO INTERVIEW? FUCK THE UFC

HE DID IT 4-0 IN THE UFC

>29-28

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Its not tricky, hes a zero value name bum

NICCO MEME ENDS NOW HAHAHAHAHA

Since its real life I just stomp his head when he butt flops.

>booo booo
Get fucked.

Elkins equally to blame. Once stood up he gave hall ridiculous respect distance. The kicks had him so shook he jumped back an extra 3 feet from already 5 feet away every time ryan flinched.

WHERES THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

>no interview
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ruined my parlay, that's what I get for betting against Hall.

Wasnt this chick champion for a minute but then stripped or something?

I'd slap that slut around for half an hour

fuck the nuUFC cuck fucking org

someone please end this sperg

Pena needs my penis

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Decision winners usually dont get interviews on the prelims.

Nicco p4p goat champion

Elkins nearly got KOed like three times. He didn't want to rush based Ryan.

(C) Tony Ferguson vs (C) Ryan Hall - UFC 249 MAIN EVENT

I live in Oklahoma and fucked a couple Indian women and they are all crazy

why in the hell they booing???Fucking idiots.RYAN HALL IS GOAT AND FUCKS YOUR MOTHERS SACRAMENTO LOOSERS

Why does Elcans even compete anymore? He's on a skid and probably makes like 25k a year from fighting before he has to pay his coaches.

do they not interview prelims or are they behind schedule

She'd get it.

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trash dont deserve interviews

>bottle full of bub

Atomic Drop right on his head and follow up with a burrito-fueled BRAP
youtube.com/watch?v=cr_K26TclcI

>Navajo flag

just roll your ankle, bro.

No female is able to beat any number one ranked male of any weight, period.

>Betting against the GOAT
Baka

Do you think Elkins has other career options?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG BLLUURRRGGG BLURG!!!! FATMERICANS WANT KNOCKOUTS BLAAAAEEERGGG!! MORE LEAKY WATERY POO IN MY MOUTH JUST KNOCKOUTT!!!

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Because she wouldn't fight Shevchenko (for some odd reason)

Ryan Hall would sub Conor in the 1st round

>blocks your kick
>grabs your leg
>you now have no knee and cant stand back up

Nicco heems Nunes or Val

What does the Navajo Nation have to be proud of?

do you even understand time zones? It doesn't air in Australia until tomorrow

what about decision winners who are the smartest man on the roster and one of its biggest stars

Casinos

hall is fucking trash. he spins under you and threatens a DQ if you take the kill. watching him fight is like watching a boxer who clinches every 5 seconds. Goddamnit I miss pride headstomps

being 90% alcoholics and getting welfare?

>pena had a daughter
Hmmm, could we be seeing some superpowered latina mommy Pena?

>wanting decisions over finishes
yuropoors confirmed retards

Can we get a new Ryan Hall themed thread?

tiger lily

being genocided

Flipping tires at Sam's Club or cooking meth have got to be better for his health.

Pena is flushed moms can't be fighters

NEW:

shevchenko would have killed this cunt

Val's victims: The fight

muh inherited suffering

UFC is racist so they dont interview white people

No matter the tribe desu.

t. Navajo

no female can beat any 1000th ranked man in any division

this, Hall is one of the most based fighters in the UFC

GO PENA BABY!!

Hes a finisher you fucking faggot.

>she was experimenting with different coaches

degenerate

attempt a soccer kick and it's a gift wrapped leglock, he'll literally take your leg home with him you retard casual

Wasnt there a video where Tristar guys tried to stomp Tonon and couldnt do shit?

Hed rape you even from that position. Lol "soccer kick".

Better thread >

You're telling me based Gabi couldn't HEEM the fuck out of a male flyweight?

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>soccer kick
a head stomp seals the deal caz

Uh....that abbreviation doesnt work. Debreviate it

Its even dumber when both fighters are downed and they still arent allowed to use kicks

I agree. Also fuck soccer players whose strategy depends on their opponents not using their hands.